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Naughty But Nice

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? um, all of the above. 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? depends on where i end up. i'm kinda wild in bed! not like that, *wink* 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? well considering i LOVE to eat, i like pork, beef and chicken. 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? probably. if i'm throwing up then that means that i'm HEAVILY intoxicated and i won't remember it the next day anyways. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? i guess my right. 6. Candles or Incense? candles. 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? oh my do i? and absolutely love it. watch out....here comes the robot. 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? well i like having control of the stethoscope. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? why do you ask? 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? stove top biatches. and i looooove to cook. 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? truck. and it IS filthy 12. Shower or bath? golden shower. psyche! 13. Do you pee in the shower? well no. 15. Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese. i'm a fucking ninja....why wouldn't i like Chinese? 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? be aggressive....B-E-aggressive 17. Do you love someone on your top friends list! yesssssssssssssss....all of em' 18. Do you own sex toys? thumper...te-he 19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs? both. 20. Your favorite restaurant? Oyster House. NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES...TO YOU! 21. What did you have for lunch today? soup & salad 22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? i like em' the same. 23. When did you last fall down? Friday night...so i heard. 24. Have you ever wished someone were dead? um, do i wish someone was dead? 25. Love or Money? well, this is a trick question isn't it? 26. Credit Cards or cash? same isn't it? well cash doesn't have an interest rate, so yea, CASH 27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't? uh, yep! 28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? i like wafers. 29. How do you like your steak cooked? medium well. sure as hell don't like it alive! 30. How do you like your eggs cooked? scrambled or fried. 31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? not that i can remember, but i have been told that! 32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? camping.......definitely 33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? neither, thanks. 34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? sure, i guess. hair will grow back 35. This was a f'd up Question moving right along 36) What is your favorite fruit candy? um, i dunno...fruit roll-ups. is that a candy? 37) Ever been to a strip club? fuckin right. a trip is overdue too! 38) Ever been to a bar? can't say that i have??? 39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? well no. but that's probably only because i've never been to one. 40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? oh gawd...yep! 41) Kissed someone of the same sex? ppppppppppffffffff....can you repeat the question? 42) Thrown up from drinking too much? well yea. didn't i cover this in my answer to question 4? 43) Had sex in the car? yes. 44) Had sex at the beach? yes. 45) Had sex in a movie theater? hell no. i'm really not white trash. 46) Had sex in a bathroom yes. 47) Had sex at work? not yet. 48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yes. 49) Bought something from an adult store? yes i have. 50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store? i don't think i would go that far in an adult store. 51) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? um, i think so. 52) Have you been caught having sex? yes. my very first time too. 54) Have you ever kissed a stranger? uh huh. 55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? well as a matter of fact they do. [Play Girl] ;)
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