New Fishing Hole In Town - Redneck Territory
The bait and tackle store was swamped with as many as 70 men backed up in line just waiting to get inside. Pappy who owned the store had never seen this kind of rush in all the years he'd owned the place. Men were loading up their arms with new fishing rods, tackle boxes, and bought out all the fresh bait he had in stock.
Pappy finished waiting on the last customer when curiosity got the best of him. He locked up the store and followed after the large crowd that had pretty much emptied his store out.
The crowd lined up outside of the new restaraunt that just opened in town. Pappy pushed his way through the crowd to see what all the excitement was about. Lo and behold as he stood there watching through the huge plate glass window he saw at least 6 men inside standing on tables fishing out of the largest fish tank he'd ever seen.
Lesson of this story. If you live in Redneck Territory don't be puttin' up fancy fishin' holes iffin' you don't want people to be fishin' out of 'em!
