1) FINE: This is the word women use to end and argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half and hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!
5)LOUD SIGH: This is actualy a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6)THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most danerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say your welcome.
8) WHATEVER: Is a woment's way of saying screw YOU!!
9)DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement. Meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking What's wrong? For the woman's response refer to #3.
