grayghost00xWhiSp3r IN ThE wiNd's blog: "Nothing to do with the fu"

Had to stop chasing points here to relate this little happening at the grocers today. I was squeezing tomatoes (check ripenesss) and this realy cute little blonde, I have seen in the store before, walks over and says "How does education affect sex" and as I chewed on my tongue I thought I would help her with an answer. We went outside to where the employees take breaks, incase I needed a witness, and I said WELL! If a girl has a HS education she will usually say "gooood". If she has a 2 year college education it is usual that "feels greeeeeat". Get to 4 years and it escalates to "fabulous". Hit the University degree and now it's "absolutely fantastic>>stop>>>go>>stop>>>go>>stop>>>>>>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**YES!" What I couldn't explain was why the "G" is always missing on that last go? Actually I then explained education has nothing to do with sex and how it goes, it's all in the methodology and who you are with and what feels good....OOOPS~~Phone..see ya back on my page(maybe)

On my way to the circus..or back from the circus..or was there a circus..have no idea now. What did happen was during my happy homeless days I got real tired after 3 weeks and no sleep so I pulled the motor off the highway. Then I noticed a closed BBQ place and jumped on a picnic table and started to nod. All of a sudden I have the biggest set of headlights [car type you boobs] in my eyes. Out from behind the lights I see this figure in blue with a baton, not the cheerleader type, and he approaches slowly. I quickly sat up and said "WOW! did I order take out". What kind?? In uniform he couldn't laugh but I heard the jaw crack as he tried to suppress the smile. He asked what was going on and I started to tell him I was a professional photographer taking [star] shots. The cloud cover gave that away so I headed for the truth. He said he would finish the tour and be coming back thru in an hour and I'd better not be on that table. So he left and I put motor under a tree and jumped on the next table. BANG! one hour and I hear brakes and a car slowing. Seconds past fast and then I see lights flash and 3 toots of a horn and tail lights heading into the shadows. He put the word out at the county jail, I think, because I could lay in the road and a county mounty would pas me like I was a discarded McDonalds bag. Every night after was an experience. I even got the shift schedules so I could move before they came thru on patrol. And BTW this was a southern BBQ place run by Yankees. Believe me it wasn't southern BBQ._________________________________________________________The life and times of a grayghost...............

I am sooooooo sorry for being away from my friends on fu, the few of you who really care, but my life is up to it's azz in turmoil right now. I have been notified by my surgical transplant team that they will no longer see me since I have been declared officially in remission and transplant unnecessary. Also, I am permitted to return to most normal activities (I didn't mention fu to them) and only call if I start experiencing strange happenings. GOOD=-=I guess?

My new way of thinking has me seeking a newer way of life and therefore am returning to my Art business and this will involve a major move on my part. Also involves major money, something I don't have. My absence is created by my searching for funding sources and ways to make this move by the end of May when my lease here in NY expires. I am one very busy person right now. I will try very hard to check in once a day from now on but won't be here long. If you want to get ahold of me go to your search box and key in Richard Shwedo and my msn account has all my contact info and my fb pages are 100% open to everyone. I'll be back, just got a signal on comp 3 for a reply to a message I sent. OH! The major move is to Hawaii=-=any cute, sexy, funny ladies interested....hahahahahahaha Thanks for understanding...................................................................Forever: grayghost_00