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I got this on my messenger!!!!! garrett woxalec: hello NYHA who is this? garrett woxalec: Hey Nyha NYHA who is this!? garrett woxalec: This is difficult for me to do because I'm shy..but I have a crush on you, i have been sending you emails but no response NYHA I said who the hell is this! u have 2 seconds or ur blocked! garrett woxalec: I've never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. garrett woxalec: With that said, I want you to guess who I am, and approach me yourself. garrett woxalec: To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos with "Nyha" written on my body. garrett woxalec: They're kind of risque photos so I had to make a profile at www.golivesafe.com/access/ and post them there garrett woxalec: did you get my last IM about the riscque photos? if you didnt get the link visit it in my yahoo profile garrett woxalec: My username in the members area is "NyhaandME09" (It's a free website but you might need a CC or Debit to verify your age because I had to. Sigh.) garrett woxalec: once you are inside search for me. I want you to guess who I am and then approach me yourself. I'm shy and this is the bravest thing I've probably ever done, but you need to do the rest. garrett woxalec: i wont ever be able to get on yahoo messenger again this is my only day so come talk with me on the website garrett woxalec is typing a message. garrett woxalec: Kisses, Secret Admirer

HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY: FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!) BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (Oh my gosh!!!) OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.