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I know just how you feel, the pain and emptiness is related to all aspects of your life. Having your heart broke assures us that we did indeed love. Trying to put things back together is very difficult it's like putting together a puzzle with out having all of the pieces. The ones missing are the hardest to define, was it yourself, your missing or the combination of the two of you. Is it that the soul is bruised or just died a little more this time? While feeling that you may never recover or you don't want to because you don't want to loose what little of them you have left. I was scared of the emptiness and thought I would be alone if I did this, but it only made room for me to love me again. Only when you find yourself and love yourself can you begin to truly love others in your life with the passion you may only remember. Surround yourself with friends and family that will let you be your natural self and let you heal in your own time. I as always will be here for you as a friend should be, to listen, to talk or a hug at the end of a day. Call me any time you want even if you say nothing at all, I will be there so you're not alone.

I scored a 90 on this How ghetto is you? >> >> >> >> GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS. >> >> >> >> >> 1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. >>(10 points) >> >> >> >> 3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. >> (5 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) >> >> >> >> 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. >> (3 points for each) >> >> >> >> 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. >>(2 points) >> >> >> >> 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got >>tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go >>seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. >> (2 points each) >> >> >> >> 9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. >> (2 points 2 if he rang a bell) >> >> >> >> 10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. >> (5 points 5 if you got away) >> >> >> >> 12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your >>stove. >> (5 points 15 if you still do it) >> >> >> >> 13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece >>of tape. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, >>Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, >>Charlie, or Faberge. >> (1 point each): >> >> >> >> 15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 16. You've never been to the dentist. >> (15 points) >> >> >> >> 17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one >>word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, >>ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc. >> (10 points) >> >> >> >> 18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. >> (3 points) >> >> >> >> 19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. >> (2 points) >> >> >> >> 20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense >> (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded! , kilt, ruint, etc.) >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people >> ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em). >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. >> (10 points) >> >> >> >> 24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. >> (10 points) >> >> >> >> 25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. >> (2 points) >> >> >> >> 26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. >> (5 points) >> >> >> >> 27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. >> (10 points) >> >> >> >> 28. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat >>and a pair of Jordan's. >> (15 points) >> >> >> >> 29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" >> (10 points) >> >> >> >> 30. You think Tupac is still alive. >> (20 points) >> >> >> >> 31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points. >> (25 points) >> >> >> >> -- Now the totals... >> >> >> >> 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs >> >> >> >> 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat >> >> >> >> 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? >> >> >> >> 150 points or more - Still there, huh? >> >> >> >> FORWARD AND PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BOX SO PEOPLE >> >> >>CAN SEE HOW GHETTO YOU REALLY ARE!!

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The Wife's Bill of Rights By Jill Adler Preamble: We, the wives of America, love being married to the husbands of America. We know we have our faults, but with our ever-morphing roles these days, there's a lot of pressure on us to be superhuman. We care for our families, manage the home, keep ourselves attractive, and even bring home our shares of the bacon. We know we sometimes lash out, but we really do want to "live happily ever after" with you. Our mutual acknowledgement of these amendments can go a long way toward achieving that. Amendment I We have the right to dislike your buddies. We know it's important for you to have your guy friends, but you should know by now that we're not turned on by your stories of the good old days at college, your sexual exploits, or which relief pitcher the Red Sox should trade. Disappear for a while and be boys—it's OK, go chug beer and high-five—but please don't expect us to be happy when your friends come over and put their feet on our coffee tables or leave their beer cans on the floor. Amendment II We have the right to experience PMS in all its glory. Either give us our space or accept the consequences. We know it's unfair, but some of us just can't rein it in. You knew that before you married us. We may shout, cry, belittle, act irrationally. It lasts a few days each month, so please deal with it. Or even better: Bring home dinner, clear the dishes, and give us a big hug. Amendment III We have the right to demand you finish a household job. We're not your mothers, and we loathe having to act like them. If you wash the dishes, do them all and clean the sink, too. Don't just bag the trash, take it outside to the bin. If you start a load of laundry, put it in the dryer and fold it too. We don't like nagging any more than you like hearing it. Amendment IV We have the right to an honest answer to "What's wrong?" We admit guilt in this area too, but "Nothing" says nothing. If we ask, it's not because we're trying to make casual conversation. It's because we love you and need an honest answer. If there truly is nothing wrong, then ask why we think otherwise. Yes, this could open a can of worms, but remember when we dated and talked about everything? Amendment V We have the right to keep our secrets. Not marriage-ending ones, just small secrets we choose to hide from others. If we don't want to speak our age or share our true hair color or reveal the cheesy TV shows we watch in private, it's not your place to reveal them to our friends, your business partners, or your ex-girlfriends/wives. We're not asking you to lie for us, but we would appreciate your discretion. Amendment VI We have the right to clean air. You may think it's funny, masculine, or natural to pass gas anywhere and anytime you please, but when the smell drives us to gag, it's uncool. There is something inherently wrong in the relationship if you must walk over to us and fart, or if you intentionally set a bad example for the kids. We fart too, but we do so discreetly for a reason. You may not like our potpourri and scented candles, but they're infinitely better than toxic and flammable methane. Amendment VII We have the right to keep and bear tons of girly bathroom products. You have your tools; so do we. These items are expensive and to be used sparingly. It brings no joy to see our $15 bath bar shrunk down to the size of a quarter after two passes on your chest and legs. Amendment VIII We have the right to speak to our girlfriends every day. About whatever we want, whenever we want. Please don't eavesdrop or criticize. We know you're not that interested in gossip or psycho-analytical interpretations of why some people do what they do, so we turn to our like-minded female friends for instant gratification. Yes, we do talk about you—a lot. It helps us work through issues. This keeps us happy, sane and, usually, off your case. Amendment IX We have the right to flirt. Not the kind that makes you jealous, but the healthy practice of connecting with another person on a non-sexual level. Light banter is fun, quick-witted, and encouraging to our self esteem. It might even remind you of why you feel in love with us. And if it gets us a smoking deal on that new furnace or a free stay for the family at a million-dollar ski chalet, so much the better. Amendment X We have the right to foreplay. A fine bottle of wine, soft music, deep looks into each other's eyes, compliments, holding hands, cuddling—these are all forms of foreplay, and we insist on them. Please don't reach for our crotch or breasts and expect us to melt into a porn kitten. It didn't work when we met, it most certainly doesn't work now. Sure, we women are strong and independent, and appreciate an inspired quickie when the moment strikes, but we also have an inner soft spot the size of Texas that needs squeezing and cherishing. We appreciate you more when you think about how it feels to us rather than how it feels to you.

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