Words cannot express my love for you
So pure, so wonderful and so true
Words cannot explain
My undying pain
The pain I feel when we're apart
Like a piece is missing from my heart
But there's something you should know before I go on
I'm really a flesh eating mutant monkey man from the planet Gorgon
Haiku I know, I know. Everyone is real impressed with my poetic prowess. So here ya go. An original Haiku from yours truly. Now now, please save your applause until the very end.