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Story of my Life

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it, Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody did it.

So it ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

 

If this gives you a headache.....welcome to my life.

Life in Reverse

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
...and you finish off as an orgasm!!"

RIP George Carlin....you were a comedic genius...your work lives on!!!!

The Value of Time

It would seem as though when compared with most people, I place an inordinate amount of value on time.  I have always believed the value of time to be immeasurable and therefore priceless.

You see, we all have a finite amount of time to which we are entitled.  From the moment of our birth, the clock starts ticking.

You can't get it back, you can't borrow from tomorrow, or next week. 

With this in mind...how a person spends their time is of great importance.  There are people I have met on this site for which I would go to the ends of the earth.  I spend time with them daily when possible...and most of them know the value I place on time....

 Time means something...how it is spent is a testament to the things and or people you consider important.

I hope the people with whom I spend my time understand that I do so because of the value I place on them and it is never an idle choice.

MusicYou can't build a kingdom with someone who still craves ...
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