My mind works in mysterious ways.
Today's random thought: Turtles!
Take two pancakes, place one on the bottom of the plate
lay two strips of bacon X style cross ways
make a mound of scrambled eggs in the middle, but leave a small circle around the edge of the pancake
put a link sausage in the middle of the eggs so it splits the X like so X-
Place the other pancake on top
With the edges of the top pancake curled down, it should resemble a turtle in the shell with the bacon for the legs and the sausage as the head.
Enjoy!