Knocked on your door saw it was open.Peeked in saw the Tequila on the table Grabbed the bottle took a healthy swig or three , chased it down with the Modelo in the fridge. Dropped the empties in the waste basket. Tripped over your buttons leaving a bit of mud behind. Sorry I could'nt find the mop and bucket. So I used up the roll of paper towels..
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