Reagan/Disney 08
I say we need to dig up Ronald Reagan and bring him back to life via Walt Disney cryogenics. Ronald Reagan's head would be enclosed in a shatter proof glass tube this would be a fantastic turn of events because we would have one of the best presidents back ruling our country and would never have to worry about voting ever again because hed be immortal. Also we would never have to worry about the economy because of the return of Reaganomics. The only thing wed have to worry about is his daily sacrifice of Jelly Beans.
His running mate would be Walt Disney who currently resides hidden in his ice palace underneath the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disney World (ever wonder why that ride is so wet? The pirates are just a conspiracy coverup. Where do you think all the melting water from Disneys Ice Palace goes?)
The issues in the middle east would be no more, Disney would send over the robots from "its a small world" and within 24 hours the middle east would be no more. He would also send in the robots from the Pirates of the Carribean ride to make sure, the mideast blood bath was properly executed, that would be like sending pirate and swiss yodeler dressed terminators to issue a death sentence. Lets just say it would be badass!
So when your going to your voting place this election year please write in Reagan/Disney on an empty ballot and show the world you mean business.
