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Walmart GreeterA very loud, unattractive, fat, angry woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart greeter says,
"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say to him,
"Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter, never losing his calm
demeanor, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Walmart RocksOne day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.""Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. "That evening , while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sam
Wal-mart GreeterA very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The WalMart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."
Wal*mart Has Everything...One day, in line at the company cafeteria,
Joe said to Mike behind him, "My elbow
hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replied. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you
what's wrong and what to do about it. It
takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars -
a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Joe deposited a urine sample in a small
jar and took it to Wal-Mart.
He deposited ten dollars, and the computer
lit up and asked for the urine sample.
He poured the sample into the slot and
waited.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejected a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
Walmart ShoppersOk those of you that know me know I hate Walmart. I am politically against there practices concerning censorship of music and movies, and there questionable labor practices, and on top of that the places are a mad house of rednecks and chaos and smell. I generally avoid them like the plauge but around Christmas when ever store is hell I went against my normal practice of never shopping there and stopped in to pick up a couple of Christmas items. I took my daughter with me handed her $40 and sent her on her way to do some shopping of her own while I filled the last of my list. Anyway, she was wearing her Elment A440 shirt. Those of you who know Element know the shirt I am talking about. The front of the shirt in large letters says "FUCK YOUR GOD" on it. I had heard a story from one of the band members that he had been kicked out of a Walmart for wearing this shirt and not sure what Walmart it was but it must be true. My daughter took off on her own and got harrassed by several W
Wal Mart GreeterA very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't." The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
WalmartWal Mart APPLICATION
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas .
They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, an
WalmartYou are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in the crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in The mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts
Walmart15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
>>
>> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
>> when they aren't looking.
>>
>> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
>>
>> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
>>
>> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
>> ' Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
>>
>> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>>
>> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>>
>> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>> you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>>
>>
>> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
>> 'Why can't you people just leave me a
WalmartAfter Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men; he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day, Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee a
Walmart Funny...Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers
he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and
picked h
Walmartnew WalMart Super Center opened near my house. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with
onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread &
cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Walmart GreeterA very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A WAL-MART GREETER
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the Greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
Wal-mart SucksI'm here mostly testing the features... but while I'm here, I'd like to "express my opinion" about WAL-MART. Isn't it bad enough that Wal-Mart is ruining the planet, pushing smaller hardworking businesses to bankruptcy and using "underage labour services" but now they're killing their employees! Having one of their very own greeters trampled to death by their customers was a total shame and gross planning on their part. They knew very well how many people were going to be there and even admitted to the lack of security! Absolutely disgusting. Way to go Wal-Mart - I still hate you and will never shop at your giant shitty store.
Taken from the National Post:
Customers in a frenzy for deals at a Long Island Wal-Mart trampled an overnight stock clerk to death, the NY Daily News reports. Witnesses said he tried to hold back the crowds as they took the doors right off their hinges in the dash when the store opened at 5 a.m. this morning for Black Friday:
"He was bum-rushed by 200 pe
WalmartAs I read the stories from walmart employees present and former (on http://www.walmartwatch.com/ )I see more and more just what Corporate Greed has done to Sam Waltions walmart.
Walmart is a corrupt company now starting with the Corp office. I have personally called walmart corp office only to be pushed a side because they turn a blind eye to the issues I have presented to them about my store (#1037).
It is My belief that the corporate people train and condone the actions of all those under them in the quest for the all mighty buck! This greed for money that they have is harming every person who has ever "worked" or is "working" for them (unless you are in there good old boy group and are in managment and do not have to "WORK" for your money but get it from the "work" of others like they do).
Its time for all Americans to see walmart for just what it is, Sam Waltions Ideals are gone and walmart does not care about its employees any more. There only care is for how much money
Wal-mart I Thought This Was FunnyBANNED FROM WAL-MART...
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs.
Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1... June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato jui
Walmart JobSo after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Walmart Interview WAL MART INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someoneto fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four peoplewho were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only onequestion. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference roomtable, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into yourhead. There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?',she asked the second man. 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and youdon't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's avery popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating
Walpurgis NightWalpurgis Night is a holiday celebrated on April 30 or May 1, in large parts of Central and Northern Europe.
Origins
The festival is named after Saint Walpurga, born in Wessex in 710. She was a niece of Saint Boniface and, according to legend, a daughter of the Saxon prince St. Richard. Together with her brothers she travelled to Franconia, Germany, where she became a nun and lived in the convent of Heidenheim, which was founded by her brother Willibald. Walpurga died on 25 February 779. She is therefore listed in the Roman Martyrology under 25 February. Her relics were transferred on 1 May, and that day carries her name in, for example, the Finnish and Swedish calendar.
Historically the Walpurgisnacht is derived from Pagan spring customs. In the Norse tradition, Walpurgisnacht is considered the "Enclosure of the Fallen". It commemorates the time when Odin died to retrieve the knowledge of the runes, and the night is said to be a time of weakness in the boundary between the livi
Walter BentonThis is his style of writing for most part:
As the world gathers momentum toward nihilation
on all fronts--we walk apart,
each to his own lonely end. . . not hand in hand as lovers walk.
Yet I would enter time's infinite pages more happily with you
then in the company of Christs and Dantes-comets and constellations!
Darling. . . before the distance widens beyond reach and sight-
look this way, give me your hand-that stars may say of us:
The last we saw of them was when they kissed,
then beautifully naked walked as if into a sea of bright blue water-
leaving their bodies like old clothes upon the shore.
Walter Benton
Walter Reed Christmas CardsMy Wife's 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explaination from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is
Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center
6900 Georgia Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20307 - 5001
Cmon people let them know what you think!!!
Walt Disney Syndrome This is a view i developed a long time ago, and i wanted to publish it somewhere before someone else stole it. Unfortunately i don't the degrees needed to get my hypothesis published in a scientific journal, but a wise man once said "The internet has given every asshole in the world a voice..." so i figured why not use mine. that said here it is.
Walt Disney Syndrome is my answer to the question "Why do most relationships fail now and days?". most of us were raised on television, and Disney are a parental favorite, because they are "QUALITY FAMILY PROGRAMS" with a strong moral message, but is this true? In any given Disney movie you find a beautiful "Princess" the classic "damsel in distress" who needs rescuing, so her "Prince Charming". You also find story of true love, heroics, and of-cores a happily ever after, however, that is the problem. Look at the world around you: do you see any "Princesses" in need of rescuing? How About any "Prince Charmings"? Hell
Wammie's WorldOne of Fubar's Coolest and hottest guys Ben DoveЯ®™ is in a contest to win a Happy Hour! If my friends could go and leave a few comments and a rate any love will be appreciated thank you so much click the picture below!
Don't Press Your Luck
Wammie
Wamp Diz: Vem Amor Meu...Chega a noite negra fria
Vago em pensamentos no infinito
O que será desta minha estranha vida?
Meu amado está distante
Tenho fome por um ser fresco
A sede apodera-se da minha garganta
A pena de tirar uma vida
Instala-se em meu peito talvéz
Ainda tenha um coração...
A necessidade choca com a ética
Mas não me importo...
Que venha a mim os corpos quentes
O sangue farto...estou a espera...
Vem meu amado...com você
A solidão mórbida sucumbirá...
Tenho nas minhas mãos
O poder de dar vida eterna
Mas sera justo dar vida já morta?
É nossa decendência quem dirá...
A eternidade é sedutora
O poder de sentir amor é vida
E esta vida sanguina que levo é já morte
Muitos são aqueles que me pedem vida
Mas que vida posso eu dar senão a morte?
O desejo de ter alguém para partilhar o mundo
É grande , forte mas egoísta
Só um há que pode me acompanhar
E tão longe de mim estás
Vem amor meu...
Noites fúnebre e frias
Assombram e seduzem olhares
Wana Own Me?????click on the pic check out what the other ladies offered me so far. think you can handle me for 30 days????
click pic and have a peek
click on the pic check out what the other ladies offered me so far. think you can handle me for 30 days????
click pic and have a peek
Wandering ThoughtsSo, okay...
What would you beautiful people like to know about me? Anything?
Anything at all. I'll answer any questions you have about me. :)
I don't get to come on here very often. And, when I do, my attention is usually divided. So, I'd like to be able to open up however I can.
Wanna see more pics of me? Lemme know!
Wanna see more of my art? Just say the word. :)
Want me to shut up and just keep leaving high ratings? I can do that, too. (Although, I would like to keep in touch SOMEHOW. :P) Well, it looks like I got enough points to at least go up one rank. But, it doesn't look like that's happening. Anybody know why? :P
Or, am I just being impatient? (Wouldn't be the first time if I was. :P)
The Wanderings Of A Restless Mind!I have been away due to moving.... we are currently not online at home and we are working on it because I miss all my cherry friends and family! Hope to be back soon and to see and talk to you all again.....MISS YOU!!!
Cy I posted a mumm about this very thing and no I do not think I am going to find the ultimate answer here online. But I get the feling that it is a waste of time to do or say anything about what the assistant manager is doing wen it seems to go in one ear and out the other. Her saying that to the other girl not only belittles me but it also makes me look like an ass in front of her as well. Not to mention by her going over my head she made the girl domore work than was needed at the time. I know I know quit whining!
WanderingWandering
It feels as through I just wander.
Listlessly through this world.
Without a thought, then they pour in.
Just like life, the water, covers me.
I cry, though. Without the thoughts I wouldn't live.
Life no meaning. I would just wander.
But still I am wandering, only with thoughts
Not without them.
Just without you.
my friend.
I am wandering.
maybe we wander together.
and will pass in the night.
Yet I hold no hope for that.
I realize your gone.
Yet hope inside.
your not.
that you are out wandering
like me.
Quiet thoughts, screaming in your head.
tears streaming from your cheeks.
Like mine, looking, searching.
wandering.
I will find you, I will cry with you.
Or I will cry alone.
As I am wandering.
Hoping to find you.
Wandering.
Wanda's Wicked WorldPeriodically, I'm just gonna post a song or poem that is running through my head. For some inexplicable reason, this song has been ringing in my ears of late. If I can snag to MP3 or track, I'll post it in my stash, but for now, here are the lyrics...
Father Time
Music and Lyrics: Richie Sambora
Father time
I couldn’t make her want to stay
Couldn’t seem to find the words to say
Now I have to live in yesterday
Father Time
I thought that you were on my side.
I thought that I could keep our love alive
Thought that I could keep her satisfied.
But the clock keeps ticking
And I keep on thinking bout you.
I’m knocking at the door of her heart and I can’t break through
CHORUS
Father Time
Grant me just another day
Of our love
I tried to make her stay
Father Time
Don’t tell me it’s too late
All my life
You know that I would wait
Father Time
Now she’s gone
She didn’t even say goodbye
I guess she didn’t have the heart to try
She didn’t even have the guts t
Wandering LostMy soul is lost floating endlessly in time. Searching yet knowing it is too late.
Tears fall silently as does the rain.
I dare not stop this restless search.
Reality is too painful my soul trapped in anguish.
Lost, searching, crying.
Tears fall softly from my weary soul.
Thrust into this world of torment..
WanderingThe lonely soul wanders
Alone in the walks of life
No other soul as his companion
The lonely soul wanders
Alone in the daybreak
He does his duties
In the walks of life
The lonely soul wanders
Alone in the life
He meets many other souls
Who comes to be
Unfit for the lonely soul
The lonely soul wanders
As the days pass by
The lonely soul became
More lonely, with no other
souls as his companion
The lonely soul wanders
Alone in the walks of life
The lonely soul decides
Not to die, but to face
LIfe in all its hardships
The lonely soul wanders
Wandering In My Mental Hazei continually believe in the good intentions of others? give people the benefit of the doubt? choose to see beyond their own limiting definition of who they are in the world?
i really wish i wasn't such an optimist bc alll that happens is i get leveled in the end. the bitter taste of copper pennies gets tiresome pretty quickly.
this isn't poor ms. suesy freaking sunshine who's had a bad day. a lot of people assume looking at me that i have it pretty easy. if by easy you mean having nearly died a number of times, survived horrible traumas and paid my own way since i was 16, then sure.
the less we assume of each other, the sooner we can get down to the important things in this life- like learning to live with diversity... among many many things. crumpling, arm n hammer’d bend of limbs
legs un-buttress, erectile dysfunction’s epitome
emergency landing, precariously horizontal
across the span of continental sheet’s divide
jagged tectonic plates crashing, careening
loc
Wandering ThoughtsAs I move through the shadows of reality I worry not.
For i have a dream to hold hands with, she comforts me, protects me from harms way.
The sidewalks become enchanted beaches, within our magical kingdom we stroll.
Todays dreams are tomorrows realities - for the dreamweavers manifest their hearts, their yearnings, their passions. For those who believe.
So be it. This is my first blog entry here at Fubar - the sun is just now dawning over the hills - the sun looks like an egg sunny-side up - the bold blue sky is calling the birds to take flight.
the waking spirit yearning for peace and all those dreams just out of reach - will I find them in the eyes of another - in the harmony of nature - within my self - the journey begins.
I seek not words that are empty of purpose, nor those that bring no harvest, nor would I capture the wind in my grasp, but free it shall be.
To wonder the mystery of eternity.
Wanderers WordsI call to the Powers of the East, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the South, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the West, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the powers of the North, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the Earth, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I call to the Powers of the Sky, Past , Present , Future. Great and Small, I request your attention. I am. I declare myself. I am the Master of my Body, Mind, and Soul. My ideals are Truth, Love, and Justice. I face the World with Strength, Heart, and Clarity. I seek to find and maintain True Freedom, True Love, and Peace of Mind. I ask to lose ALL I deserve to, gain ALL I am worthy of. I ask to be prepared for ALL I must face. I am willing to be broken and remade. I am Declared. I
Wander With MeLATE AT NIGHT
Quiet as a feather bed...
No sounds around at all...
Only the easy purring...
Your cat's sleeping in a ball...
The whole city is fast asleep...
Unless they are like you...
Not really resting, not awake...
But not knowing what to do...
Think you'll have a glass of milk...
Or a piece of buttered toast...
Watch a little late T.V. ...
(An hour at the most)
Pretty soon the sky gets light...
And it is nearly dawn...
Now you're sleepy, tired too...
And you begin to yawn...
Off to bed for just a bit...
Must rest to keep your charm...
Just as soon as you drift off...
You hear your clock alarm...
Hit the button labeled, "SNOOZE"...
Three or four times more...
Can't ignore the time by now...
You're tired to the core...
Guess this day will have to have...
A little nap or rest...
Or all the things that must be done...
Will not get done the best...
So I say to all my party animals out there in fubarland; Work hard and play harder, but let's not forget
Wandering ThoughtsSo it is the New Year, officially. 2009 is behind us, all of 2010 is in front of us with all the wonders it will bring. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, sounds nice, but in reality IT IS JUST ANOTHER DAY. Still have life, bills, issues and other stuff to deal with. So you enjoy your NEW YEAR, but after the novelty wears off....you will realize that it is.......JUST ANOTHER DAY.
The Wandering PoetCasualties of War
When it’s over will I cry
Will I loose and want to die
Will it hurt beyond what I can feel
Will I question ,”was it ever real?”
Questions that answer themselves too true
I know what happened between both me and you
The love was real and true love never really does die
Distance killed any romance between you and I
Three years at war and so far away
I return a changed man on that fate filled day
I have seen too much and you can’t ever understand
Watched men live and die by a far off command
Till life and death became one in the same
And nothing can change what I have became
People think that death and injury are the toll of war
But I know the truth so much better than ever before
Loss of a freedom took for granted the next moment we share
Loss of wanting to have passion and to let myself care
For knowing what I do can give no one peace
And it far kinder still to give one I loved their release
For to be loved in this worl
A Wandering MindI begin her massage, innocently enough, on her shoulders. My strong, warm hands knead her muscles and I can feel her tension fading as she relaxes a little, falling into the feel of my touch. Running the ball of my hand down her spine brings a groan and so I consciously spend a considerable amount of time working her back, adding lotion to take the friction away.Lying face down, she is still almost modest about her nudity and by the time I get to her lower back she is relaxed. I admire her bottom but carefully make sure I avoid rubbing her cheeks, but occasionally brush them accidentally as I work her lower back. I imagine that she might be expecting me to go there, but I'm not. Well, at least not yet.I move my attention to a leg and using more lotion I rub in deeply on tired muscles, working downwards. By the time I get to the foot, an unexpected surprise, a deep groan. So I flex, rub, and work her foot over until I feel her leg go totally limp and relaxed.My warm hands work their wa
The Wang Is Comin'!!I call my mom to check up on her and see how her day went, she said 'Ty...work was...dumb as hell!!' and I said ' Well...what happend??'. She start to explain, 'Well son, i was helping a customer out with a bill and pays his bills online. And she went on with explaining the procedures; sometimes the customers will use their email address set up payments on a bill, so when they have a question about a bill they'll call our business to get it cleared, part of our job is to verify the account number, phone number, address, etc. etc. and of course their email addy if they used that and we have to repeat every piece of info that we requested to make sure that its correct...well everything was going good and i asked him his email addy he tells me....he said his email is realniggashit@*******.com...so then i said sir could repeat yourself and he said ' no proooblem baby guh, i got you my email address is realniggashit@*******.com...so then i get reeeal quiet and my boss said...YOU HAVE TO RE
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Wankers!Now, this chick is a wanker for two reasons. 1 - she actually believes that the term "alien" when referring to immigrants to a country is a racist term. And 2. She blocked me from her shit for pointing that fact out to her.
I guess I'm just a big racist Nazi bastard...
Normally I ignore the wankers who take me and the WWW way too fucking seriously, but I'm gonna start naming and shaming...
Threats over the internet make this guy a wanker.
Wannabe Copycat Princess! Quit Coping My Name! I Saw Ya! Get Your Own Name. You Frecking Git!I swear, It's like every few days some git (Girl fool) Desides that they can take my name and change it thinking I would not notice.. Be yourself you stupid gits! Instead of stealing someones name! Come on people you can't tell me. You have not found people doing this to you? Damn! How can anyone find anyone in these webpages anymore? I swear! The next wannabe Princess with my name. THE NEXT BITCH WHO HAS MY NAME ALTERED.. NOT ONLY WILL GET A "1" BY ME FOR STEALING MY NAME. THERE'S GONNA BE SOME WWF SMACK DOWN! Sorry people.. I am just fed up! Thank you..
THE TRUE CELTIC (WELSH) WHICH MEAN IRISH/ENGLISH PRINCESS!
~*~CelticprincessZape~*~
YOU COPYCATS BUGGER OFF! These fools had people back there butt by saying they had the name first. But if you clearly.
See their start date. You know there lying!
Then these gits had the gul! To get other people to tell me to grow up?!
Again irishprincess and celticbbwgoddess as clear as day stole my name.
And Got other people to
Wanna Bet?Kerry and Derrick were contemplating their last few days together when he remembered something he'd wanted to do before they left for school. Sure they'd still be dating, but in the tradition of this fantastic summer he'd wanted to do it before they left; one last thing, and the only thing that they hadn't really done.
"Hey honey," he whispered to his girlfriend as they watched the movie.
"Mmm?" she was a little distracted as she was fiddling with his dick inside his pants, not actually interested at all in the movie.
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Wanna See My Tats?Just some of my tats...I'll post pics as I get them... let me know what ya think :)
Wanna KnowTake something you want, set it right infront of you, knowing that you CAN have it.
As time goes on, you want this *thing* more and more! To the point it hurts!
Now as bad as you want this thing, in your head you keep pushing it away...this amazing thing, thinking (its for the best) but its not for the fucking best!
now we take a turn...
I do this. Once in a GREAT while I get attached to somthing, I become obsessed! and I try and pretend its not there...when it clearly is... Then one day I wake up...and completely freak out about it not being how I want it...how it could have been. and I get soooo mad...but then after hours...maybe days, of thinking...crying...and pulling my hair out...I realise...ITS ALL MY FAULT! I SET MYSELF UP FOR DISTRUCTION!
yar...somthing I needed to get off my chest...
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p%&*^@ CherryTAP I had a run in with a wanna-be security guard at work this week and it got me thinking of how some people take their jobs waaaayyyy to seriously. There are some people who have nick-named this guy "Barney Fife" but I'm quick to point out the fact that Barney was allowed to carry one bullet and a gun. Patrick doesn't have either! Then there are others who call him "Gomer" (as in Pyle). I point out to them that Gomer at least made it into the Marines. But maybe they will take anybody. Patrick has no military training! Anywhoooo.... he seemes to think that he owns the parking garage of the hospital that I work for and I was apparently the first one to refute that claim!
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Wanna Hear Me Scream?For those that haven't talked to me in a while, I've got great news. I finally found the motivation to get things back on track. Last June I slowly let my life fall apart when my mother was diagnosed with cancer. As a result of that I let myself get out of shape and I gained back the 50 pounds I had lost years ago plus some extra.
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Tonight I did my first real workout in over a year. I'm exhausted but it feels great. I bought a balance ball and 2 pound weights for sculpting and worked out in the basement. Superman stretches, stomach crunches with the weights, push ups, bicep pushes, leg lifts, s
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Wanna PlayHe didn't show up!!! I waited up in the tree, with a special gift for him. I was gonna jump out and surprise him, but he never showed. Luckily there was another couple up there sitting in the car. I watched them screw for a little, then I broke the window in with a bat. Turns out I knew them and they knew me, I guess that's why they took of like a bat out of hell. Why doesn't anybody wanna be my friend? I have no idea who the hell would want to read this. This is boring shit. My life sucks. I need a lawyer, one that will call me back, and not after the hearing is scheduled. Damn I wish I wouldn't have killed those people. Oh well, can't take it back now, but I am currently looking for new friends now, don't listen to my profile. To be my friend you should be submissive, after all you don't want to piss me off, you can ask my old friends about that one. All you have to do is go to the cemetery, and hold a seance. My therapist and psychiatrist said it would be good to meet new people
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pain an electric spark
the fuel to my fire
increase my desire
needle finds its mark
the current courses through me
with every breath i take
nerves pulsating
absolutely tittilating
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pleasure courses through me
stimulating my mind
extasy courses through me
such a pain is hard to find
my addiction, my climax, my love
Copyright: Chantal Plummer Sunshine drips little drops
into these lonly spots
ease my mind
slow my breath
you are what some call death
appear as light
to me so bright
blind my eyes
you're so intense
i walk along and cannot see
But i know what lies ahead of me
an afterlife, eternal song
it never ends, at dusk or dawn
ease my body into the grave
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knowing that it will never be through.
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no end in sight
forget the pain
shut out the light
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once again another amusing side 2 ppl, of which they think is 100% authentic player!!! TFF!!!!
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Wanna Help More?Hey guys, i know alot of you did me a kickass favor last night helping me level :) alot of you rated EVERYTHING!!! lol, you soooo rock :)
if you're still wondering about other ways to help me there's still a few left :)
1. the real $$ ways - tickers, blasts, happy hours
2. the fake money ways - single tickers
3. the no money ways:
3a. link me to your profile, using either the code provided when you click "link this profile" or asking me for the code to use a larger pic to do so...
3b. Make Bullitens/Blog posts linking me in them :p the more people that find me, the better :) use anything you have!
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Wanna Know More About Me?Weight:: Like I am gunna tell
Right or left-handed:: Right
Heritage:: German,English, Irish, Cherokee Indian
Are you in love?:: Yeah
How do you alleviate stress?::Sex, drink, scream
Do you swear?:: What? Who me??
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: I don't know
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: My kids and ones they play
What was your first car?:: 1965 Rambler
What kind of car do you have now?:: Pontiac Mini Van
Were you popular in high school?:: For the most part
Do you like thunderstorms?:: Yea
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: Depends, whose glass?
Best places you have ever been?:: Vacations
Favorite food?:: Steak
Least favorite food?:: Lima Beans
What type of music do you dislike most?::Opera, Jazz??
Do you take illegal drugs?:: Should I??
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Yeah sorta
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Am
Are you a risk taker?:: Mostly
What do you think about most?:: I think to much about to
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Wanna Own Me??Seeing how no one gives a shit about me on this site I'm gone. I'm tired of the people only wanting nude pictures or tags and do I get a thank you??? Um no. So I'll be gone after I get my pictures saved.
Wanna Own Me...lolLET SOMEONE FU OWN YOU!!!
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1. Drama Free. For fun only auction. Anyone causing it will be eliminated.
2. Contestant reserves the right to refuse any bid.
3. Minimum Bid is 10,000 Fubucks.
4. Must have a salute to bid.
5. Auctioneer is not responsible for bids.
6. Serious Bids Only!(meaning do not bid if you do not intend to honor that bid.)
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9. RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!
HERE THEY ARE!! PUT IN YOUR BIDS!
Wanna Own Me??follow the link if you want, I'm posting it in comments since lately links don't work well in blogs
will rate pics and stash during hh
crush for two weeks
add to top friends
comments on profile often
fu drinks when you're dry
if VIP is offered:
will use 50 to 75 11's daily on you
make a salute for you
possibility of making custom pics too
crush for month
if bid is high enough:
will give yahoo addy
and more, lol......
have any ideas just ask ;)
My offer includes:
crush for the month
add to family
top friend
rate stash & pics* during hh *with 11's*
{add more when I think of it or as bid increases}
I do not need a VIP but bling would be great!
oh and by the way...............
He has 664,697 Points to go to be an Insider! He is a sweetheart. He can even personalize pics and such. I am not so good at that. So, come join me on his page and show him a lil' b'day love. I love this song,lol.
Lovable_Perv@ fubar
Wanna Own MeWanna Fuown me for a month??Click pic and in a comment place your bid!!~*Hugs*~
Wanna Own Me?I am officially in Mr Pibbs Auction.
This auction will run from January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks.
What the winner gets....
1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month.
2.) Atleast 1 daily comment
3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour
4.) A daily gift of their choosing.
5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won)
6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned.
Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY!
Please, no rude comments!
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thx guys and girls :)
*click my pic*
Wann Own Me?That's right we are both up for auction... It's your chance to own one of us for a month and have bragging rights! LOL :-P
This was the first tag Crystal made me for the auction... think she should have left the last part in! LOL
Wanna On Me? Here's Your Chance>
AUCTION AUCTION AUCTION!
Chevy D
is up for Auction.
Bidding Starts at 5000 fubux.
COME ON LADIES CHECK THOSE FUBUX AND POCKET BOOKS!
Come own this very sexy FUBARIAN.. Come quickly before he's gone.. Anything goes in the auction. All Fubar Items accepted and fubar cash items overshadow any fubux bid. Come soon before he's gone.
http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2836048503#
AUCTION HOST:
http://www.fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=814361
(repost of original by 'The Fu-Milf Queen™ - *SBG Bombers* Owned by: Dave' on '2008-01-22 11:39:53')
Wanna Fu-own Me?well if you're a real life friend of mine then you know my fantasy of being owned :P lol well looks like this will be the closest I will get...if you want to own me....come and bid on me.....I go to the highest bidder for a month!
heres the link~~~~
good luck!!!! :D
heres a link to the rules and what you get if you own me!
http://fubar.com/blog/179218/680829
I'm needing a Valentine...you need one to!!! Come see what I am offering and place a bid!!! MUUAAAHHHH
Wanna Be Fu-owned??Hello, everyone, my good friend Mynda is hosting her first auction and needs people to join. If you or anyone you may know would like to join please contact her. All the info is below and thanks for looking!
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>
>
> HEY FUBAR!
> I am having my first auction!!!
> Just send me a message with the pic you want to enter with and a list of what you
> are willing to offer the person who buys you! I will put the offer onto the photo for
> you!
> PLUS! I will give 100,000 FuBucks to the person with the most points (Comments will
> be worth 1 and Rates worth 5)!!!
>
> Also, Hard cash, VIPs, Blasts, and Happy Hours override FuBuck Bids.
> Opening bids start at 5,000 FuBucks
>
> Anyone may join at any time during the auction!
>
> You may bid on yourself and people may combine bids with someone else to bid on you
> as 1 bid. Meaning.. 2 or more people may own you.
>
> All Bids require approval from the person being auctioned.
>
> Any and ALL rude comments
WannaOk it's getting nowhere.
i do have about 28.000 friends on my list.
am in a give away for a super pack and in need of 140.000 comments.
tho there's a timelimit to this give away and the way it's running now i'm afraid i won't make it.
also next month renovationwork will be done in and about my house so i can't be on for at least 3 weeks.
i'm asking my friends to please help me out for we all get by with a lil help from our friends.
for the first 1000 people to leave 100 comments i will be rewarding 10.000 fu-bucks.
(from the 28.000 of friends i don't think it will be hard for just a minor group to help me out)
also leaving 100 comments is done in a short time period unless you're on slow connection(that will take one hour exactly)
also when you get a message as "error your session has expired"it means you are working on more then just 1 page in that case just click backspace and refresh the page so you'll get a bouncercheck.
bouncerchecks can be a pain in the butt but
Wanna Earn Some Fubucks?click the pic and start earning some fubucks now ;p
20 comments=1k
100 comments=10k
and so on and so on
contact me or mattdeizel
Wanna Fu-own Me???????WANNA FU-OWN ME.....HERE IS HOW....
THE AUCTION STARTS ON SUNDAY FEBRUARY 3....
I AM OFFERING FOR THE WINNER:
Owned by or Fu-Owned by "winning bidders name here" next to mine in my profile name for 1 month.
Add to family for the month
A personal salute photo to the winning bidder (SFW)
Pics rated during Happy Hour
Fubar drinks (cause everyone on here needs a drink)
100 11's/week if still a VIP
Pimpout In About Me section
Winner-my crush for the month
top friend for the month
2 Pics customized with Print Workshop
daily profile comments
daily fu-gift
My Yahoo ID
COME BID ON ME!!!!!!! LOTS OF FU-LUV TO MY FRIENDS AND FANS!!!!
CLICK THIS LINK ON SUNDAY WHEN THE AUCTION STARTS AND RATE/FAN/ADD LISA AND LEAVE HER SOME MAD LUV FOR HOLDING THE AUCTION.
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Wanna Own Mewanna own me? here is the link and start bidding
Hey Everyone On Feb6 thru the Feb13th The Hottest Male Under 22 Contest will begin at 8:30am Central and end exactly one week from the time and day So i will Need your help in winning this contest all who help will be very much loved and will be put in my family list all ur votes will be so much appreciated love to all.
Your KIng of Kings
Wanna Own Me??Well I guess I finally did it. I must have pissed my husband off real good this time, because he has decided to auction me off to the highest bidder!!!! OoOoOpPpPpPsSsSs LMAO!!!!! I might decide to change what I will do if the price is right. So let the bidding begin!! Here is the link to bid if you want to own me.
Wanna Own Mei am in the auction for CLUB NEON. The winning bid will recieve: Winners name added to mine for 2 weeks, rate of all pictures, rate of all stash, added as family for 2 weeks, profile comment daily for 2 weeks. ladies clik the link below for a chance to own me for a month.
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1453320&albumid=852692&i=1719964254&idx=11
Wanna Own Me....HzlEydBunnie offers:
1.all pics rated, all 11s for the day
2.a salute from me
3.comment daily on ur page
4.added to my yahoo and family
5.your name on mine as owned by
6.1 clean cam session and 1 clean phone call
Bids are open!!!!!
Just copy and paste to see and to make ur offer!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=951274&albumid=851191&i=2168342244&idx=11
Wanna Own Me For A Month?WHO WANTS TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH?
I AM IN MY FIRST AUCTION EVER. . .
CHECK IT OUT AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!!!!
JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW:
HERE IS WHAT I'M OFFERING:
1. Owned by "You" in my name for a month.
2. Add to Family for 1 Month.
3. Rate all stash items.
4. Customized morph of your choice.
5. Rate pics and stash during HH
6. 100 11's every week for a month
DON'T FORGET TO RATE/FAN/ AND ADD THE HOST OF THIS AUCTION:
ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™@ fubar
WHO WANTS TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH?
I AM IN AN AUCTION. . .
CHECK IT OUT AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!!!!
JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW:
Wanna Fu Own Me??WANNA FU OWN ME? YOU CAN FOR A 7 DAY BLAST OR A VIP!! AND IM ALL YOURS. WILL ADD YOU TO MY NAME ,MAKE SUMTHIN FOR YOUR PAGE,RATE ALL PICS 10'S DURING HH ,AND WILL CHAT WITH ON MIC.AND IM OPEN TO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING,HIT ME UP IN MY SB AND LETS CHAT.
Wanna Own A Gem?Wanna "Own" a GEM? Well here's your chance!I have entered !Starry!'s auction and for the right bid this GEM can be yours! Come check me out!
'GemZ'
Also check out the host of this wonderful auction!
!Starry! ~~MemberOfTheSpankerBombingFamily ~~
This bulletin brought to you by
♥aGEM4life♥
Wanna Morph?I will make you your own morph that YOU pick out!
Either:
Comment bomb this picture with 200 comments
OR
Send me 20,000 Fubucks
OR
Make me a salute!
When done, send me a private message with 2 pictures. One of you and one of what you want to morph into. It helps if the pictures somewhat match.
Here's a few examples of the morphs I've made:
Wanna Be PlayasWhy do some people think they are slick by hitting on you and your gal pals, on FUBU at the same time? me, personally, I can't stand that crap. I truely don't even like the flirting since I am in a relationship. I know, I know, cancel my account but I am here enjoying the 'friendships' that I have made.
OK VENTED LOL
Wanna Own Me?!?Hey all do you wanna own me? well here's your chance!!!
here is the auction link go bid bid bid! If I get some good bids I'll add some more stuff to sweeten the deal ;-)
[ fubar.com photo: 1172786192 ]
Just so you know here is what you get with owning me
1 SFW salute
rate/fan/add
rate 100 pics
rate stash
pimpout from the group
have owned by in nick for 2 weeks
2 profile comments
2 gifts
a permanent pimpout in the hotties profile in a blog.
The auction will last for 2 weeks
so hurry up!!! lol
Muwahh!!!
Wanna?Wanna own me?
Well here is your chance. I'm in my first auction.
owned by in name for a month,
pimped out on my profile for a month,
weekly pimpouts in bulletins and blog for a month,
200 pics rated 11's...more if bid is large during HH,
all stash and other pics rated 10's during HH,
added to my msn or yahoo,
keep you drunk for a month,
gifts daily for a month,
Add to top friends for a month,
my crush for a month
Wanna Own Me???To anyone interested in owning Sweet-N-Innocent I am currently being auctioned off on the 2nd Alarm Hotties page(you can find it in my Family). Go to the picture album listed as "Hotties Auction". Bids start at 50k and Happy Hours, Tickers, and Blasts are accepted in bids as well. Here's what is being offered:
1 SFW salute
rate/fan/add
rate 100 pics
rate stash
pimpout from the group
have owned by in nick for 2 weeks
2 profile comments
2 gifts
a permanent pimpout in the hotties profile in a blog.
There are also more Hotties there to bid on... Come by and check it out!!!
Ok so ev1 is asking for the rules so here they are.
1. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA
2. Bids must be higher then current bid
3. DO NOT COMMENT UNLESS YOU ARE BIDDING
4. If bid is lower then current one the comment will be deleted and if it's not a bid it will be deleted.
5. All bids start at 50k and can go up no less then 10k
HH= 2.5mil fu-bucks
30 day blast/3months vip = 1.25m
Wanna Make Some Fu$$$$ ???Ok Heres the deal.....I have 2 wonderful friends who have worked really hard on this site and want to godfather soon so this is what I am gonna do to help them out. You go to their pages and rate their stuff....For every 20 rates I will give you 1K fubucks....so if you rate 100 things i will send you 5k fubucks. Just go rate rate rate and then send me a message with how many u rated and I will send you your fubucks.
Here are the two wonderful women
LSD's SHELL¢â ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar
¢Ü♫LilBamaGirl♫¢Ü@ fubar
again just RATE,RATE,RATE then send me a message.
This request brought to you by:
Wishful Thinking Is Back@ fubar
(repost of original by 'Wishful Thinking Is Back' on '2008-03-07 08:45:34')
Wanna Fu-own Me?My very 1st auction and I could use some bids. Rates are important also, person with the most wins 100,000 fu-bucks at the end. Below the picture link are the things I will offer to the winning bidder...Not a bad deal...so make those offers!
This is what I am willing
to do for the winning bid...
so make it good....
100 11s during HH
Rate stash during HH
Daily comment
Keep you shitfaced
1 Bulletin pimpout
Your link in About Me
If you are a member
or an owner of a lounge,
I will subscribe to it
Add to family for
the month you own me
IF THE BID INCLUDES A VIP OR 7 DAY OR BETTER BLAST:
Additional 100 11's ...Total of 200 11's
Permanent spot in blog
Add to family for the month you own me
All of the above included
IF THE BID INCLUDES A HH:
Additional 200 11's Total of 400 11's
Rate all other pics 10's
Special gift from the gift shop at the end of the month
Crush you for the month
Personal SFW salute
Add to yahoo
Add your name with mine as fu-owned b
Wanna Own Me?ADD 2 this below listing..... (SFW) Salute & (SFW) personal call.
WHO WANTS TO OWN ME!!!!
CLICK THE PICTURE ABOVE
(repost of original by '*~*DJ FIRE~*~ ERICA'S BF & FU HUSBAND~MANAGER 4 RELENTLESS RADIO~MEMBER of HOTTIES R US' on '2008-03-08 07:26:20')
Wanna Own Thunderstrike?Thunderstrike is in an Auction!!!
"I'm up for auction, please stop by and bid
click on the pic
and don't forget to rate as well. Thank you!
Thunderstrike."
He will come and return the favor by rating your pictures and your stash. Help him with this auction. Click his link below:
Posted By:
* HOLLY HOTBOX * ~Owner of Lounge Area 51~&~Club F.A.R.~&~I.B.I.C.@ fubar
(repost of original by '* HOLLY HOTBOX * ~Club F.A.R.~&~I.B.I.C.~&~Fubar World Cruise Member~&~Sisters 4 Life~' on '2008-03-08 15:30:15')
(repost of original by 'Thunderstrike*Owned by Sweet ♥Judy*//Top shelf crew//' on '2008-03-09 07:58:19')
Wanna Own Me?Im in another contest on people that would like to bid on me and own me for a month. This is what im offering.
1. Your name next to mine with the title.."owned by.."for a month
2. 1 or more daily comments
3. Pics and stash rated during a happy hour.
4.If given a happy hour, 1,500 11s for the month
5. Will be put in my family list.
6. Friend #2 for 2 weeks, then Friend #1 for the following. (this is due to im already owned by someone.
7 Keep you 100% buzzed
8.Add to Yahoo messenger.(if you desire)
Heres the link.
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Wanna Earn Some Fubucks?Okay, well I'm sitting here with almost $2 million fubucks and I never could stand having money without spending it lol. So I thought and thought on what to spend it on and I've bought tons of gifts but still...there it is. So I thought about what I want. I'm so tired of being at this level and don't want to spend the rest of the year here so how about this:
I have 94 pics in my default album. If you rate all of them a 10 during happy hour, I will give you $1,000 fubucks. If you rate them all 11's, I will give you $5,000. You can do this every week when they reset if you like! All I need is for you to send me a private message letting me know you are done and I will send you the fubucks as soon as I get the message.
Also, if you are reading this and haven't fanned me, if you fan me I will give you another $1,000 fubucks. Again, I can't keep up with everybody so PLEASE send me a private message letting me know you've done this so I can send you your fubucks.
Thanks so m
Wanna Stop Smokin? {v-go} The E-Cig / The Glowing Thing
650amp battery=$80.00 / 1300amp battery=$85.00______________________________plus S+h____________________________________
packadge: 2-battery, black casing with blue light 1-charger kit 1-felt carring case 5-prefilled cartomizers 3-refillable cartomizers 1-injector 5-tips for injector 1-12ml bottle of juice,your chouce of flavor depending on availabilty__________________________________________________________________________extras : 3-refilable cartomizers= $10.00 1-injector with 3 tips = $ 3.00 1-12ml bottle of juice = $10.00 (still choice of flavor)__________________________________________________________________________The 650amp battery lasts all day for the average 1 pack a day smokerThe 1300amp battery lasts all day for the average 2 pack a day smokerA 12ml bottle of juice is a
Wanna Fu Own Me?Ok y'all I am in my first contest ever in my fulife. Do I get some support? Come on you know you wanna check it out. Or maybe you even want to join? Either way here is the link to my pic. I hope to have your support. Have a great day and maybe soon you will be my owner :)
Ok so I am in my first contest and it is an auction. The auction runs until the 28th of March and the highest winner will own me for 1 month and all the goodies I have to offer.
Do you wanna fu own me?
there is the link! may the best person win :P
Thanx y'all
Wanna Own Me???http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=117825&albumid=958888&i=2136968631&idx=1
Wanna Own Me??Want to Own me? Want me to ravage you with gifts and rates?? You do?? Woot!
Heres how it works.If you aren't already a friend with our lovely hostest PebblesinAZ then click on her pic and add her. :)
Then you can find me in her Auction Folder.
If you aleady are a friend, well then you know what to do! :)
If you don't feel like playing, please stop by my page and show me some luvin anyway. ♥
Please be sure to rate/fan/add our lovely hostess, you'll be happy you did.
~PebblesinAZ~Co-Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! xoxo Co founder of THE FREAK SHOW! Woot! XOXO Read my Bl@ fubar
Wanna Own Mebids start at 20 k
if u win i will rate all ur pics 10s for a month
crush for 2 weeks
comment on ur page for 2 weeks
keep u shit faced for 3 week
fuowned on my name for 2 months
and ur link on my page for a month
Wanna Know Me????Do not confuse my generosity or acts of kindness with me being weak.
If I go out of my way for you, its because I would appreciate the same consideration from you one day.
Put effort where your words are, talk it cheap, and I am not buying.
If I am quiet, its not that I have nothing to say. I am waiting for you to stop talking.
Just because I gave you a compliment does not mean I want to sleep with you (ok, not always, lol)
If you run, thinking I will follow you may soon find yourself alone.
There is a difference between want and need, I may “want” you but I certainly don’t “need” you.
Its never too late to start over.
You will not get a second chance to make a first impression.
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
You can’t get ahead while trying to get even.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others.
Wanna See The Nsfw?you gotta vote on each of these links for me
link seven doesnt work but 1-6 does
but not only do u have to vote
but u have to vote twice a day, at least 12 hours in between and then after one week of doing it(that would mean u voted at least 14 times) then u will be given access to my nsfw's for two weeks each time. OR u can vote daily and never have to worry about being taken off. i DO add new ones often, im sumwhat of a cam whore lol
anyways heres the links
Please take the few moments of time and vote for Alternative RO
[ vote 1 ][ vote 2 ][ vote 3 ][vote 4 ][ vote 5 ][ vote 6 ][ vote 7 ]
Wanna Own Me ??THATS RIGHT...
I AM UP FOR BID.. COME GET BID AND MAKE ME ALL YOURS!!!
(CLICK LINK BELOW TO TAKE YOU TO THE AUCTION!)
[ fubar.com photo: 3551395619 ]
I am offering the following
Your name added to My name Rate all 11s during Happy Hour
Rate stash during Happy Hour
Daily comment
Keep you shit faced
Bulletin pimp out once a week
Permanent spot in blog
Your link in About Me
If you are a member or an owner of a lounge, I will subscribe to it
#2 friend and added to family for the month you own me
Added to yahoo
Make them my crush for that month..
Will make a SFW salute..
SO COME SHOW ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME AND MAKE ME ALL YOURS!!!
Wanna Own Me?!?!MY FRIEND JEREMY MAGATO HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE MARCH 29TH 2008. HE IS A FATHER, BROTHER, AND FRIEND. HIS FAMILY HAS HEARD SOME UNSETTLING THINGS ABOUT HIS DISAPPEARANCE. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT WHERE JEREMY IS PLEASE CONTACT THE DARKE COUNTY SHERIFF DEPARTMENT @937-548-2020. ANY THING YOU CAN DO TO HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPERCIATED. YOU CAN FIND PICS OF JEREMY ON MY SITE AND ON MISTP3709 HERE ON FUBAR Only for THE Slut of Fubar, I'm in an auction!!Wanna own me? http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1560957&albumid=931955&i=2457338309&idx=8
Check ut the other hottiest too!!!! Hear lately I am truly getting fed up with people online. I know some of you are gonna read this and get all offended or start sending me messages asking if its about you, well its not if it was about you would have told you. What the fuck is up with the drama and bullshit of online people. I mean damn what the hell is up with the only reason people add you (on any site not just Fubar) is cause they
Wanna Million FubuxLets try something new on this giveaway
on a average people are hitting around 7.000 to 10.000 comments, so now I have a way you can make even more
fubux, when you hit 10.000 comments which will =100.000 fubux I'll match it= 200.000. It gets better, if you want to
keep going every time you reach another 10.000 I'll matrch it with the same 100.000,"but " wait there's more if anyone
reaches 50.000 comments=500.000+500.000 bonus I will match it with another 500.000 for a total of 1.5 million
The prizes will be fubucks and everyone can win (perfect for if you wanna bid on the spotlight). The amount of fubucks won depends on how many comments you get.
How it works - however many comments you have at the close of the contest, I will stick a 0 on the end of the number (so yes I multiply it by 10) and thats how many fubucks you will get. (Example, if you get 5,000 comments, you will get 50,000 fubucks for your prize)
A FEW SIMPLE RULES ...
No NSFW Pics Or Course.
Must H
Wanna Own Me For A MonthCOME HEAR THE ROCKIN TUNES OF ~DJKrys@Forbidden~DCapo's R/L Wife~
SHE WILL TURN THOSE FORBIDDEN DREAMS INTO YOUR REALITY!! JOIN HER IN THE FORBIDDEN.....
Click Pic to Enter
JOIN US AND LET ALL OF YOUR FANTASIES COME ALIVE AT FORBIDDEN
ENTER THE FORBIDDEN, ENJOY THE TUNES
COME HEAR THE ROCKIN TUNES OF ~DJKrys@Forbidden~DCapo's R/L Wife~
SHE WILL TURN THOSE FORBIDDEN DREAMS INTO YOUR REALITY!! JOIN HER IN THE FORBIDDEN.....
Click Pic to Enter
JOIN US AND LET ALL OF YOUR FANTASIES COME ALIVE AT FORBIDDEN
Wanna Make Real Money???This blog breaks all of the basic elemental tweaks down and shows what they do along with there code all formats not being put into the skin section of edit lounge needs to have a or it will just look like garbage and come back as text in the motd...Body: The body is the main point in the Lounge for the background there is two parts to this.One is the skin areabody{visibility: show!important;display: -!important;/* changes outer scroll-bars */ scrollbar-arrow-color: #FFD700; scrollbar-Track-Color:; scrollbar-Highlight-Color: #FFD700; scrollbar-base-color: #C0C0C0; scrollbar-Face-Color:; scrollbar-Shadow-Color: #FFD700; scrollbar-DarkShadow-Color: #FFD700;}The other goes into the motd areaTooltip: This controls the popup window when you hover someones name same as the body it must be entered into two locations.Skin/* user tool tip */#fixedtipdiv{ visibility: show!important; display: -!important; padding: 2px;/* border: 0px solid #990000; */ font: normal 10px Veranda; line-h
Wanna Own Me?Hi Everybody,
Im in 2 Auctions (yes 2 lol)
So you got 2 chances to get me :)
Dont be shy, Its worth a look on all the offers i got and bid on me :)
Here is the 1st Auction im in:
click the piclink and get your bids in:
you find the offers in a comment
I got great offers for great bidders :)
*R/F/A if not already done
*as long as im VIP 100 11's a week during HH
*rate pics 10's during HH
*rate stash during HH
*link to ur page on my page with a thank u for all what u bid on me
*pics made by me of u
*official fubar license with pimp out made by me for u
*if cash bids with bling pack:
~ $11.99 6credits fublings dropped on u during HH
~ $20.00 15credits fubling dropped on u during HH
~ $50.00 45credits fubling dropped on u during HH
~ $100.00 110credits fubling dropped on u during HH
*if blasts ur name and fubar ID will be in the blast
*if HH gets big ur name gonna be in HH status
*if cash bids higher then $100 then 300 11's a week (as long as im VIP) durin
Wanna HelpIt's my birthday tomorrow why dont you click on the pic and bid big and make it a great day hahaha thanx to every one that has bid already.rate fan add i be drunk so do what ya like........
Wanna View My Cam?hey guys !waz zup?just letting yaw know i have cam and its on yahoo.if u guys wanna really see more off me please rate my pics and show some love 2 my page.ill be here waiting sitting in my favorite stool in the fubar,jejeje!
i'am realy hooked on this bar.
Wanna Own A Aussie:pMOST OF YOU KNOW IM IN MY FIRST CONTEST TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR CAUSE IM BUGGIN YA LIKE CRAZY TO HELP JUST A FAST POST I WAS MILES BEHIND LAST NIGHT,AND NOW HAVE TAKEN SECOND OLACE AND ONLY 2500 BEHIND FIRST ,WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU I KNOW I CAN WIN THIS SO IM FU-BEGGIN PLEASE EVERY DAY KEEP BOMBIN AND ASK YOUR FRIENDS:D:D:D
CLICK THE PIC & BOMB HARD
DO YOU WANNA OWN A AUSSIE,IF YA DO COME AND MAKE A BID ON ME........
Wannta Join & Have Fun§end us here a Private Message so we can add you to the home page list
SouthernBadAzz CREW
Wanna Own Me???PU$$YCAT AUCTION!! OWN YOUR FAVORITE PLAYMATE OR PIMP!! STARTING BID IS 25,000 FUBUCKS. AUCTION STARTS 4/18 AND WILL END ON 5/2 @ 9PM FUBAR TIME. CLICK ON A PIC BELOW TO BID.
$1 = 50000 fubucks
$5 = 250000 fubucks
$10 = 500000 fubucks
$20 = 1 million fubucks
$50 = 2.5 million fubucks
$100 = 5 million fubucks
1 month VIP = $20
Bling Pack = $13
etc
Cant beat the high bid at least rate my pic...ty
(repost of original by '¤Ła$Ŧ♠oƒÅ♠D¥inßŖΞΞd¤Madam of Pu$$yCat Playmates' on '2008-04-17 21:41:22')
Wanna Be My New Squirrell!!!Squirrel Application :).
Due to unfortunate circumstances I am looking for a new Squirrel? Could you be the next "Squirrel in my world"? Just copy, paste and fill the following out and send to me in a private message. Thank You
Name
Male or Female?
Whats your birthday/age/sign
Height
Hair color
Eye color
Piercings/Tats
If no, do you want any?
Do you drink?
Do you smoke?
Do you do drugs?
What would you say is your best quality?
Whose your favorite band?
What kind of music do you like?
Do you like kids/want any of your own?
How do you feel about marriage?
Where do you work?
Do you go to school?
Do you live at home/on your own?
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
What do you like to do in your free time?
What do you think is my best quality?
Are you Spontaneous?
Are you afraid of commitment?
Are you romantic and treat girls the way they deserve?
Would you make me
Wanna Owen Mehttp://fubar.com/images.php?u=1094617&albumid=1089890 am at 210
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=601995&albumid=1087092&i=4120992356&idx=5
come and show me love
Wanna Join The Bubbles And Foam Party Heres How U CanTHATS RIGHT DOIN IT JUST LIKE THEY ARE IN VEGAS AND HOLLYWOOD OUR VERY OWN FOAM AND BUBBLE PARTY!
WELCOME TO THE FU-BLOCK FOAM AND BUBBLES PARTY!!
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE PARTY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS
1)HAVE A SALUTE
2)RATE /FAN/ADD ALL PARTY HOSTS TELL THEM YOU ARE JOING THE PARY
3)RATE /FAN/ADD ALL PARTY MEMBERSTELLING YOU ARE JOIN THE PARTY
$IF YOU ARE ALREADY A FAN AND RATED AND ADDED SOMEONE THEN JUST LEAVE THE M A PROFLIE COMMENT SAYING YOUR JOING THE BUBBLE AND FOAM PARTY!
JUST THAT EASY THEN YOU PRIV MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU ARE FINNISHED ADDING ALL AND YOU WILL BE ADDED AS A MEAMBER OF THE HOTTEST PARTY ON THE FU XOXOX
THE HOSTS OF THIS PARTY INCLUDE
~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY& 1 OF PONYBOY1966"s BRATS@ fubar
CLOWNIN WILL BE TAKIN IDS AT THE DOOR
CLOWNIN*OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY@ fubar
BIG POPPA WILL BE THE BOUNCER SO NO FUNNY BUSS.GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN.
BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs
Wanna Own Me??I Would Love to be Owned Again!!!
I Would Love to have someone Own Me!!! Please!!!
[ fubar.com photo: 1482700385 ]
Wanna Own Me?Hey all I finally did it. I'm in my first auction. Come on down and start the bidding!!!!!
Wanna Have SexFWD:IF U COULD NAME ME AFTER "ANY CANDY"WHAT WOULD IT BE?SEND THIS TEXT & SEE HOW MANY CRAZY RESPONSES U GET!
Wanna Own Me?To find out the details go to this profile
http://fubar.com/user/1651712
Go to their pictures...
click on THEHOTTEST INKED WOMAN ON FUBAR ACUTION!! now open taking entrys
My tat is the lower back one with the 2 dragons fire and heart....
read my offer then make a bid by posting a comment on that picture...
I'll be waiting ; )
Wanna Join The Cuffed Angels Heres How You CanPlease take a minute to read this....I'd like to introduce Fubar's newest leveling family!I will keep this short and sweet and just ask you to take a few minutes of your time to check out the homepage and blogs which include all of the information you need!We hope to be a fun and helpful family and I have no doubt that we will do just that!Please click this image to go to our homepage.Please click this image to go directly to our blog of requirements.
Wanna Own Me?You want me - Come and get me!
HarleyChick07
is up for grabs. So if you want to own me come check it out. Auction ends May 4th. Bidding starts at 200k fubucks. Must R/F/A HOST to bid.
Don't Forget To Rate The Pic! Most rates wins bling/blast! Thank you :) Happy Bidding!
CLICK THE PIC TO START BIDDING!!! Hugs and Kisses to ALL!!!
Wanna Own MeWanna Own Me?
Click the link and hit me up~~Everyone needs a sexygranny in thier life!!
This sexy beast is on auction too!!
Be sure to show some mad fu-love to our generous host for all her time n effort in putting this together
stormwoman~co owner of wolves of wiccan society~owned by lonewolf~cherokee~@ fubar
THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH MUAH!!!
(repost of original by 'SexyGranny1967>Shadow Leveler>Club FAR> Promoter of S*U*P & PPN>owner/owned of mishnumber1' on '2008-05-01 18:27:31') http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=170972&albumid=1172187&i=3723413408
Wanna Own A Lilbamagirl?Would ya/could ya please rate this pic? Pretty please... :-) There are prizes for the most rates and highest average rating. No need to comment bomb. :-) Thank you so much...*hugssss*...Much love to all!
The participant with the highest rate average, and the participant with the most rates will both win fubucks :)
I'm up for auction in Heartistic Soul's "A Thing Of Beauty" Mother's Day Auction. Bidding is now open, and will remain open until May 10th.
If you do not want to bid, would ya/could ya please rate my pic? Pretty please... :-) There are prizes for the most rates and highest average rating.
WHAT I'M OFFERING:
1. Owned By In My Name For A Month
2. Daily Drinks
3. Pimpout In My About Me On My Profile
4. Daily Comment
5. Weekly Pimpout
6. Add To Top Friends
7. Rate Stash During HH
8. 300 11's Per Week During HH
9. Rate Stash And Pics Of 1 Friend During HH
10. Random Bling (As I Have It)
No VIP Bids Please, as I already have that.
Wanna Salute??want a personal salute from me????got spare fubucks?? if so just private message me for details!!! id be happy to work something out with ya ;)
Wanna See If I Can Get To Fu-king By My BirthdayMY BIRTHDAY IS MAY 28TH...
I'M GOING TO BE 33..
SO I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME TO FU-KING BY THEN...
I'LL SHOW LOVE BACK TO ALL WHO HELP...
THANKS EVERYONE HUGS, EVONNE
Evonne~Fiesta Tappers~Club Far~RisingStars~`OWNED BY Sam's Seductive Angel@ fubar
Wanna Own Me???????check out drew's auction and bid on me. there's a nsfw pic in for ya lol or bid for no nswf pic.
Wanna Be In A Auction ?Hosting A Auction
Would you like to be owned?
There is no entry fee it is free to enter!!!
All you gotta do is send the link to the pic you would like to use and what you are offering, plan and simple !!!!
Here are just some suggestions!
1.Rate all pics
2.Rate all stash
3.link in profile
4.Daily gifts
5.Daily comments
6.100 11's
7.Pimp out on the winner
8.SFW salute
9.NSFW salute
10.Morphs
Auction will start when i have atleast 10 people!
Come bid on these fubar hotties!!!
They all are amazing people!!
Babyl
Fire
Wanna Own Jlynn!! Now Is Your Chance! Can U Handle Jlynn ??Do you know this woman?!?!
Read on to learn more . . .
Her name is JLYNN
&
She is up for auction
Go by and bid on her, you wont be disappointed!!!
Yes you can own your very own JLYNN
Don't forget to show her luv!!
She is worth all the bids, trust me!!
Let's see if we can give her what she deserves!! Just click the auction pic at the end of this bully to take you there
Wanna Be In A Live Auction ?***AUCTION ENTRANTS ALBUM NOW OPEN SO YOU CAN SEE WHO'S UP FOR AUCTION *BUT* NO BIDS WILL BE TAKEN UNTIL THE ACTUAL **LIVE**AUCTION *IN* SWEETWATER'S, STARTING TONIGHT ( THURS. ) @ 9 PM EST- RATES AND COMMENTS ACCEPTED THOUGH. IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE IN THE LIVE AUCTION, LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GET YOU ON THE LIST AND GET YOUR PIC IN THE ALBUM.
THANX....JADE
~*ÐJ JÁÐÊ*~ØWÑÊR ØF §WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ &THÊ PĬT ØF HÊ££§ FÚR¥*~ ØWÑÊÐ ßY JØHÑ *~@ fubar
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN PUTTING YOURSELF UP IN A LIVE AUCTION, LET ME KNOW SO I CAN PUT YOU ON MY LIST.... WE'LL BE HOLDING A LIVE AUCTION IN SWEETWATER'S LOUNGE THIS COMING THURS *AND* FRIDAY , IF WE GET ENOUGH PPL TO PUT THEMSELVES ON THE BLOCK FOR BOTH DAYS.....SO, C'MON AND SIGN UP!!
Wanna MorphHES TRYING TO GET A VIP AND ONLY NEEDS 3500 MORE COMMENTS, BUT HE ONLY HAS TWO MORE DAYS LEFT!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF YOU CAN HELP THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC! I KNOW BOMBING IS DIFFICULT AND TIRESOME, BUTS NOT THAT MUCH MORE, AND IS SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF HE DIDNT GET IT BY ONLY A FEW COMMENTS...THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR ANY THAT DO HELP!!!
Let's show them mad love
rate 100 pics or send 1 bling
& I'll make you a morph
rate them both for 2 morphs
lets level their sexy asses!
robisue
♥ ~•Crazy_Canadian_Angel_4ever_O.~ ♥
Please help!!
Message Unbreakable when you are done
Wanna Know Me?How well fo you know me? I wanna knw everything that you know about me and what you wanna know about me.... send me a message if u have questions that are too personal lol... but otherwise im open to any questions u wanna ask
Wanna Morph Made ???=== '♥ ~•Crazy_Canadian_Angel_4ever_O.~ ♥ ~ Fu Wifey to Wild Wolfie Canadian' wrote the following at '2008-05-17 10:09:10'..
>Unbreakable-FU Owned by T - Dylon's Diva Mafia-Fu-Wifey to Sweetpeabayba@ fubarPRIVATE MESSAGE THIS PERSON WHEN YOU ARE DONE AND SHE WILL MAKE YOU YOUR MORPH :)
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(repost of original by '♥ ~•Crazy_Canadian_Angel_4ever_O.~ ♥ ~ Fu Wifey to Wild Wolfie Canadian' on '2008-05-19 15:14:43')
Wanna Own Me? ....and OthersOOOPPPPSSSS I DID IT AGAIN IM UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN...SELLING MY GOODS ....SO CLICK THE LINK AND BID,BID BID
ONCE AGAIN I AM SELLING MY ASS AND OFFERING SOME GREAT STUFF FOR IT ..COME CHECK IT OUT ..IT RUNS FROM JUNE 21 - 28 TH SO GET YOUR BIDS IN NOW.....
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU AT LEAST RATE THE PICTURE CUZ THERE IS ALSO A PRIZE FOR MOST RATES
PLEASE STOP BY AND CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU DONT BID ON ME AT LEAST RATE THE PICTURE CUZ THERE IS A PRIZE FOR MOST RATES TY
Wanna Own Me?Wanna own me? just click the picture below and make a offer!!!
Wanna Own Someone!!!WANT TO OWN SOMEONE.. WELL YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!!
NO ENTRY FEE, AND NO DRAMA!!!
HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:
SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH YOUR OFFER AND YOUR LINK TO YOUR PIC.. I WILL DO THE REST...
I WILL POST BLOGS AND BULLETINS ALSO.
YOU WILL NEED TO PROMOTE YOURSELF FOR THIS AUCTION...
I AM LOOKIN FOR 10 CONTESTENTS TO GET STARTED..
THE AUCTION WILL RUN FOR A WEEK!!!
I HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS LOTS OF FUN AND GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE....
THIS AUCTION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Chocolate Bunny Fu- Wife to Bitchwhisperer & R/L GF@ fubar
Wanna Play?WANNA PLAY A GAME???
I can only fill this out if I know enough about you!
Heres how it goes:
Type your name in my blog comments.
Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
(if possible. if not, I'll say something that only makes sense to me.)
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll tell you if you have a chance of sleeping with me. You Can Only Type ONE Word.
Not as easy as you might think.
Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.
It's really hard to only use one-word answers!
1. Where is your cell phone? purse
2. Your significant other? nonexisten
Wanna Fu Own Me>>???http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=33820&albumid=1117535&i=685442652&idx=5#810958288 this is my picture please go bid on me and ill be at ya beck and call for one Month :P http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=526822&albumid=1050929&i=1800067397&idx=14
thats the link i dont know how to do the cool lookin links but i am lookin for more bidders im worth more then 150 k i think dont u think?? if not then ill settle and just not feel loved by any of my friends ao come on go bid on me dog gone it!!!!!!!!!!!! Love DJ Lady Mel
Wanna Own A Leveler/bomber?Want to own your own Leveler or Bomber for a month? Stop by and check them all out and put a bid in to own them for a month. Check out what each has to offer. Auction ends June 15th at 12:00 p.m. est.
At this point out we will not be accepting anymore entries. Good Luck to all and Happy Bidding.
Here is the breakdown for Fu Bucks as per cash bid.
Here are the auction participants
Wanna Be A Fu-angel - See How Here...WHAT YA KNOW ABOUT THOSE...Definition of the "Heart of Fire's" Fu-Angel's:
Some of the Realest, Down to Earth Females on Fubar!Are you Game to become One???
Hear's what ya gotta do...Go ahead and click on the pic below after you read all of the info...
1. First off you have to know in your heart your an Honest Person, and loyalty is priority for a solid friendship.
2. Rate the Angels
3. Fan the Angels
4. Add the Angels with the request of (Fu-Angels)
5. Let me know when your done so I can add ya to the list
6. Check the blog to make sure your icon work's correctly(Ya sometime's I screw up lol!)
7. Repost the bulletin when I add you..THE PERKS OF BEING A FU-ANGEL:
1. If you need a special pic done. You come to me and i'll do it no string's attatched. Custom standard pic's, 3-D pics, Morphs, Reflect's and Frame by Frame pics. Just let me know....
2. You get lot's of good friend's that will alway's have your back when it come's to information on Fubar, and other things."Heart o
Wanna Own Me?hey all! as many have seen, mrs. bubbles is havin a short bus auction..and im in it!! come bid on me and show the other contestants some lovin! and dont forget to show the all sexy hostess some love!!! click link to head to auction page! *muahz*
The Shortbus Queen™ *aka Mrs. Bubbles™*@ fubar
Wanna Own Me?? Come Bid!http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1375985&albumid=1047476&i=1121345814#1971448573
Come on and Bid on me!!
Wanna Know MeAbout me.
I’m the type of person that would stand up for what is right. I would put you in your place if you cross me or my friends. Now I have made some really good people on this site and they knows I will stand up for them. If they are wrong I will tell them. However if they are right I’m beside them. You can call me a bad ass if you like. I don’t care. I’m real! And I will keep it real with you.
Today I talk to a guy that hurt my friend feelings and he blocked me cause he knows I’m right. Instead of talking to my friend he blocked her. And started to bash her. He was wrong for doing this. But a real man would admit when he’s wrong. This is a private message that he sent me. (out of respect which he don’t deserves I wont use his name)
subject: the blog i commented on was public on friday
received: 06/7/2008 02:50 pm
replied: 06/7/2008 03:44 pm block this member
Flag as spam
The blog i commented on was posted public (she posted public for everyone can see) o
Wanna Own Me?Check out the Auction I'm in!!See what the highest bidder shall receive!Can u handle me? All of me??hhmmm Lets see if your up to it!Place your bid!Dont b scared;):P!!I would really love to see bids with lots of Bling Bling !!!So show me how much you luv me And place your bid now Before it's to late!;)
Just click on that picture!:) and if you havent yet already f/r/a the host of the auction He is a awesome amazing friend!
xo's all!
Lets See What ya'll Got!:)
OFFERINGS UPDATED CLICK ON THAT PIC AND SEE !! DO U WANT ME TO BE YOUR FANTASY? ALSO THE MOST RATES IN THE AUCTION WINS A BLAST! CAN EVERYONE PLZ RATE MY PIC IN THERE!!?!! :):) LOVIES !MUAH!XOXO
GOING ONCE GOING TWICE SHE IS ALMOST SOLD! COME GET YOUR BIDS IN ON THIS HOT MAMA!
CLICK HERE
SHE HAS EVEN UPDATED WHAT SHE IS OFFERING SO COME CHECK HER OUT AND GET THOSE BIDS IN B4 ITS TOO LATE!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar
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Wanna Own Me?!AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!!!!
Do you want to own your very own reLLa?!
Well here's your chance.
Just click on the pic and go make your bid
reLLa™@ fubar
Remember to keep it clean
And drama free !!!
Happy bidding to all!!
Wanna Own Me?!?!Im in Pink's Red Light auction...Click on the link and get those bids rollin in :P
Thnx, Jen
Wanna Get Rid Ot The Mumm Haters?You know, almost all of my friends on here who are good and decent people who just want to socialize, be silly, have fun, and interact with other fun and interesting folks on here, really are as tired of the group of mumm hater's and basher's that are on here, who's whole mission in life... no, correct that.... who's ENTIRE lives are about getting on every new mumm on here and throwing out childish and very stupid insults and bashing everyone, no matter how serious or sincere the mumm is , as I am!
I simply add anyone I see in the mumms that are either doing the constant bashing, or show they support the people that are, to my block list and they can't mess with me any more nor comment on my mumms and that kind of thing, so I've gained control back and don't have to sit and look at the same ole pathetic shit they throw out on here 24/7 and it's nice.
But fact is, they still pretty much control the global mumms and I was thinking there is really no reason why they should. Think ab
Wanna Own Me???Im in a neverending auction...come check me out and place your bid..thanks
heres the link:
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1531885&albumid=1098819&i=2684828558&idx=0
Wanna Own Me???hey all my handsom man and all my beautiful ladies too... I am up for sale in an action so if you wanna own me come check it out and bid on me...
Just click on my page and it will take you right to where you are sapposed to bid on me...leave a comment on how much you bid on me and who ever I think leaves the best bid I will choose you... So come bid.. Have some fun.. And good luck!!!
See you there!!!
Wanna Own Me?PLEASE RATE THE PIC BELOW AND ADD A FEW COMMENTS
1ST PRIZE PERSON WITH MOST RATES
2ND PERSON WITH MOST COMMENTS
THANKS click this pic below to get to suckface's page to bid and rate me thanks.
-owned in name
-make crush
-pic rates-100 11's until i rate all
-stash rates- all stashes rated
-salutes-1 sfw salute
-pimp outs-i will pimp you out
-shit faced-i will keep you shit faced as long as online
-add to top friend/family
if i get a $50 or more bling pack i will give the winner 1/2 the bling credits
if i get a hh i will post you in my status and pimp you in my bully.
U2 > One
Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you
Now you got someone to blame
You say
One love
One life
When it's one need
In the night
It's one love
We get to share it
It leaves you baby
If you don't care for it
Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And
Wanna Be StashSo bored again and what I do when bored is look up pictures or videos, ran across this one I found funny. I hate that stashes are down aaah.
so yeah, SPIN ON IT
Wanna Own Me For A Month?SCARLETT IS IN A CONTEST FOR MOST COMMENTS
Scarlett is in a contest and needs your comments. She is always helping others to level and now we can give back. Please click the pic below and rate it.
Anyone leaving at least a hundred comments can get the following tag made by me, Ms. Sassy.
Just private message me with the number of comments done for Scarlett and the tag is yours.
This pimp out brought to you by:
Ms. Sassy {Shadow Leveler} Proud Fu-Owner of Happy Country Girl and MzCaBiBBW@ fubar
I'm in an auction. Wanna own me for a month? Click on the link and bid, bid, bid. :D Auction ends July 19th.
I'm up for auction.
So if you wanna be spoiled and spanked, click on the
pic below and bid on me.
I promise you won't be sorry :)
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Wanna Own Me?Hey all you honey's in Fubar land....
I'm in my first auction! Yippee!!!
Come visit and see what I am offering to the highest bidder. Show me some serious fubar lovin'.
All offers are appreciated and welcomed!!
Just click on the picture and leave me some love!!!
Auction ends Thursday at 2pm Fubar time, that's 5pm Central time. Oh my!!!
Wanna Own This Angel?I Am For Sale!!! That’s right you can own me for a Whole Month!!!! Fat Sonny is having a auction and he recruited me in!! The auction starts Friday the 18th @ 11am cst and ends Friday the 25th @ 11am cst..
This is what I am offering
2 sfw salutes
1 30 min sfw phone call
2 30 min sfw web cam viewing
Add to family for month owned
Add to top friends for month owned
Perm Pimpout in Blog
Add to YIM
Weekly pimpout
Daily gifts
400 11s during HH
Add own by ____ in name for a month
So if you would like to be my fu owner come place a bid on me!!!!! If you don't want to bid please come by and rate my pic!!!!
Here is the direct link to the auction pic…
Wanna HelpOk heres the deal I am trying to help a young man out he is suppose to start college in the fall but with the aid he has gotten and the loans he still needs almost 300 dollars his mother can not afford to pay it so he has decided to sell something of his....
he has put it on ebay but i figured id put out a blog letting everyone here know about it. This boy is a very good kid and to want to go to college alone he should be comended for. so heres the deal....
he is selling his slim psp silver it works great barely used. it comes with 7 games total 4 of which are downloaded onto the systems memory card. the games include:
1:Final Fantasy Tactics
2:Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops
3:ATV off road fury
(downloaded games included are)
1:Spyro the dragon
2:Crash Bandicoot
3:Crash Bandicoot 2
4:Crash Bandicoot 3
It also comes with 1 movie:
1:Family Guy
He is also including:
wall charger & car charger
Soft case & Hard case
FF7 Crisis core umd case
God of war pendant
Umd c
Wanna Own Me?Hello how would you like to own me? I'm in Fat Sonnys Auction starting today, not quite sure what time it starts!
This is not a comment bombing contest so plz dont bomb but what you could do if you dont wanna bid for me is rate my pic as the one with the most rates wins a Bling pack!
Those of you that wish to bid for me I promise I will be worth it!
I have lots of luv to give!!!
IMPORTANT: Plz do not leave comments on this Picture unless you wish to make a BID for me!
Wanna Own Me???WANNA OWN THE DEVIL'S ANGEL
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HEY ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS AND FANS.
I AM IN MY FIRST AUCTION EVER AND IM WANTING AN OWNER BAD.
SO I AM ASKING ALL OF YOU TO CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND GO PLACE A BID.
IF YOU DONT WANNA PLACE A BID CAN YOU PLEASE RATE THE PIC FOR ME?
ALSO WHILE YOUR THERE CAN YOU SHOW FAT SONNY SOME LOVE HE IS AWESOME!!!!!
Wanna Own A Hottie?Oh snap, fellas. Two the hottest girls on fubar are in an auction. Auction is only up for three days, so you better get to bidding before you lose the chance to win these girls.
Ready, set, GO !!
Stay - Lisa Loeb
Wanna Be Fu King'sHey Guys...
I have created four folders of pics that each have 100 pics in them.
1. ihasahotdog.com
2. icanhascheezburger.com
3. Random
4. Random #2
The first 5 people to rate one of these folders during a Happy Hour for me gets....
100 11's - 30,000 fubucks and 1 credit bling of their choice.
100 10's - 20,000 fubucks and 1 credit bling of their choice.
As i said earlier, its open to the first 5 people who accept the challenge....
Just Private Message me when you are done and let me know what 1 credit bling you want :)
ENJOY!
The Welsh Princess xx XX xx
Hiya Fubarians
Yes I know I said I was leaving, but you really think you are going to get rid of me that easily...you don't know me that well now do you! LOL
Myself and my BFF Dazzy would like to ask for your help.
Anodyne has proven that with some good friends and dedication this can be done!!
My birthday is August 28th, and my challenge to all of you, if you wish to accept it is as fol
Wanna Do The Jailhouse Rock??All you have to do to join us in the Jailhouse is....
Rate, Fan and then Add all the Rockers!!
In your friend request put "Doing The Jailhouse Rock" or something along those lines.
If someone is already on your friends list check to see if you can Re-Rate them then leave them a comment saying you are "Doing The Jailhouse Rock"
When you get friend requests from people joining after you.....
DO NOT JUST accept the request!!!
PLEASE go back and Fan and Rate them as well!!
That is the whole point of joining the train afterall!!
So when you have done all that send me a message and let me know!!!
****NO SHOUTS PLEASE****
E-Mail Me when you are done!!
♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life G/F ؃ ϟϟJÁkè the §Ñåkèϟϟ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar
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I will make you a Tag when you message me tellling me you are done.
They will be kept in a folder in my pics. I will let you know when they are done.
Wanna Own Me You Know You DoFor all the people that read the Bashing Bully on me. i just want to let you know i did not do anything like that. im not like that. for the people that know me know that im not like that and dont do stuff like to people.im not here to have people hate me and bash me. it hurts me that people think i would do that.
im very sorry that this is happening..i hate drama and try to stay away from it but it seems to be coming to me from my ex boyfriends family on here.
im very sorry that this is happening..i hate drama and try to stay away from it but it seems to be coming to me from my ex boyfriends family on here.
ღஐ♥Rising Angel♥ஐღ~~Owned By Capt Barbossa also by Livin Da Drea@ fubar
Wanna Own Me???Check out John's Gold Medal Auction!
Stop by and place your bid to own your very own KCPilar69! Be sure to rate the pics too!
Dirty Diana - Michael Jackson
Wanna Get Rocked???I want to rock you with the tunes I play @ Jane's Hideaway. I love to play all kinds of tunes and listen to all kinds of music. If there is something you want to hear and I have it I will play it for you. If I don't have it I will go and get it to play for you. So come check out Jane's Hideaway were we always have DJ's SPINNING THE TUNES 24/7.
ALSO:
Work during the day???? Come check out Jane's Hideaway at night where anything can happen....:D
DJ Sexy J will make you move and rock your body like no other.
Wanna Own Me??
Wanna Own Me??Come get you bid in now!!!My Offerings are listed so just click the pic below!!Happy Bidding!!
Wanna Get Dirty?anyone here who wants to get dirty with me? im alyanna and i am 23 looking for naughty thhings to do.. just hit me at gorgeous_alyanna atyahuuuudotcom if your interested..thanks
Wanna Help Me??Imagine how close I could get to Godmother if I won a Happy Hour!!
All it takes is just a few seconds to rate this one lil pic!!
Please help!!
Thank you!
Wanna Own These FusHEY YALL WANNA OWN THESE FUS WELL HERES YOU CHANCE IT WILL GO ON FOR A WEEK SO COME BID ON THESE FUS
CLICK ANY PIC ABOVE TO BID ON THESE FUS
REPOST OFTEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna Fuckjust broke up with the ex anyone wanna have a good time let me know!!!!
Wanna A BlingLEAVE 500 COMMENTS AND GET A FREE BLING FROM MIZZZ. BRAT
Click on one of these pictures if you would like to help,,
DON'T FORGET TO E-MAIL ME FOR YOUR FUBUCKS
Mizzzz Brat"~Johnny Chimpo.~ My Fu slave & Personal Body Guard...Must have salute & read profil@ fubar
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MzBooti2Big DA REAL H.B.I.C AKA MSGOTITLIKEDAT "HEAD BB TO THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE" OWNED BY@ fubar
AUTO 11'S ON AND ALL EYES NEED TO BE HERE MONDAY 10am PST, 1pm EST, THIS BEAUTIFUL FU IS READY TO GET SPANKED, COME SHOW OUR SEXXXY MzBooti2
Wanna Own Me????OK I AM UP FOR SALE IF U WANNA OWN ME CLICK THIS LINK AND PLACE YOUR BID IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN EITHER SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR COME TO THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM LOUNGE AND ASK THANKS ALL AND GOOD LUCK ~MUAH~
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1878921&albumid=1230235&i=745149499
Wanna Own Me ?Well.. I haven't been owned in a while by the real deal auctions... so we'll throw it up right here and now =] Let's see how much ya want me.
Here's the link.
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=342244&albumid=1517362&i=404421620&idx=36
Go check out what I'm offering and see if you'd like to bid.
Please rate the picture even if you don't want to bid!
I love ya and hope you have a great day =]
Here's the link again!
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=342244&albumid=1517362&i=404421620&idx=36
WannaTakin Over The World - The Pussycat Dolls
Want to own your very own PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE OR PIMP..Well you have lots to choose from. Take a look and just click on the pic that catches your eye and go piss some money and/or fubucks away on them. Its a never ending auction so the bids keep goin until the person who is being auctioned decides to end it.
This Pimpout brought to you by:
Nushy aka NuNu~PIMPETTE & Co-Owner to the Pu$$ycat Playmates and Pimps~@ fubar
Wanna Earn Sme Bux Or A Gift?Lets talk about Sex
Only read if you will repost
Did reading the Subject make you horny?
Are you already thinking about someone?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Ever take someones virginity?
Ever plan to wait til marriage?
When did you last have sex?
Do you consider yourself dominant?
What form of birth control do you use?
Do you have any children?
Ever give or receive the SHOCKER?
Do you know a SHOCKER slogan?
Are you a freak in the sheets?
Do the drapes match the curtains?
Do you have sex dreams?
Ever been called a whore or slut?
Ever try anal sex? If not, would you?
Is there anything sexual you wouldnt try?
Bases:
What is 1st base?
What is 2nd base?
What is 3rd base?
What is 4th base?
Ever have Sex:
in a Car?
in a Truck Bed?
in a Mini Van?
on a Bus?
in an Airplane?
in a P
Wanna Own Me?Cengin's
on the Auction Block!
Buy him with Bling!
Minimum Bid is a 5 credit bling
Bid individual blings or bling packs.
Here is what he is offering.
No time limit.
Click on the picture below to make a bid.
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Wanna Own Me?7TH CIRCLE OF HELLZ FIRST AUCTION AND IM IN IT.
CLICK ON PIC AND BID ON ME.
HH,VIP,BLASTS,AND BLING PACKS TRUMP ALL OTHER BIDS.
Wanna Ticker...Anyone want to donate some FUBCUCKs to me so I can get a ticker? :P
Wanna Sell An Auto 11If you are interested in selling me an Auto 11 for Fubucks a friend please private message me and let me know.THIS IS NOT FOR ME!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THE AMOUNT IN YOUR MESSAGE NO SHOUT BOX PLEASE
Wanna Own Me? :dheres the link to my pic!!! come own me :D
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1561907&albumid=1160650&i=1341926158&idx=3
Wanna Help Me In Giveaway? Plz?i'm in a bling giveaway, 20k for $20 bling pack theres no time limit, so if u got come comments to spare and a little time, i could really use some help. just clck on link below and happy bombing! : ) thank u everyone : )
here we go again! lol help me help u! : ) i'm going for 3 month vip, i can't afford these kinda things on here so i enter giveaways to get them, so if you could help me out and drop a few comment i would really appreciate it, or if u wanna trade pic rates for comments on my giveaway i'll do that too or make me an offer i can't refuse just sb me : ) ty everyone! just click on pic link below and start bombing! woo! hoo!
Wanna Own Me See How!Okay everyone has noticed all these new changes to fubar supposedly its for the better i honestly think its getting a little outta hand i got up this morning and realized that the drink prices have sky rocketed it 950 fubucks for a 20% drink what the hell! i totaly understand that its just prtend money not a big deal but this site is supposed to be fun and here lately all i see is a bunch of gouging i have quit rating because it has just became a hassle and only comment those who comment me or thatse on my familys list. now fubar is draining my fubucks just to buy virtual gifts for my friends which would mean that if i want to keep buying for my friends i must rate to get the fubucks but it takes so long just to rate a hundred pics so idk if its worth it any more i have only been on this site sence it was cherry tap and everyone that i know thats been on here sence it was lost cherry thinks that it was better then. i must agree this site was once just for the fun and the connections an
Wanna Be In My Family?Are you tired of watching people level faster than you and you've been on here MONTHS before them? Are you tired of feeling neglected,left out of some of the fun Fu activities on here that others seem to get time after time after time again while you sit on the sidelines benched,unapproached,or viewed as an afterthought? Are you tired of rating people's profiles and them not returning the luv? Are you tired of no one buying you drinks or maybe worse Are you tired of feeling unrecognized and unloved....has the Fu done damage to your self esteem making you feel like you are less than zero for whatever reasons? If you've answered yes to at least one of these questions,have I got news for you! You can join my family! As a member of my family I will PERSONALLY GUARANTEE you that I will send you drinks if you are not drunk,if you are drunk I will send you at LEAST one gift per day,I'll leave a comment on your page (starting today lol) and whats even better than that is the people in my famil
Wanna Be A Part Of A Leveling CrewHEY ARE YOU TRYING TO LEVEL AND CANT SEEM TO DO IT BY YOURSELF WELL COME ON OVER TO UNIQUE LEVELERS AND JOIN THIS CREW WE ARE NEW BUT ARE GROWING SO FAST SO COME JOIN THIS GROUP BUT BE SURE U HAVE A SALUTE AND GONNA BE TRUE TO THE GROUP
FIRST IS THE HOMEPAGE
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Wanna Know More About Me... Read On...Hi there, my name is Kelly, half french and half Irish I love cheer leading, swimming and surfing the net. For those who may not know of me, I am a very kind, sweet, caring, independent, a leader and a loving person. I enjoy helping others. I would like to think I have always been an over achiever. I'm in the adult business and it started when I won in my first bikini contest. I started modeling bikinis and lingerie. I loved it. I couldn't get enough. I was showed a website and I immediately wanted one for myself.
So I started a solo site and for those who doesn't know what a solo site is, let me enlighten you, lol, a solo girl is a term we use in the industry to describe a girl like myself. Solo meaning, her website only. No men and the main focus is she. Solo girls started the real girl next-door look, because we were just that. Real girls next door.
I'm currently single and looking for someone who is on my level. A hard worker. Good looking, polite and has a good positive at
Wanna Own U Some Capricorn Princess??? Come N Get Me...GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER DARKE-HEAVEN HAPPY NAWTY NEW YEAR AUCTION PRESENTATION.
And here they are ... Our sexy Auctionees for your bidding pleasure.... Rememeber that that opening bid is 100K and the sky's the Limit... All of our participants are offering themselves in all manners of sexiness...
Wanna PlayCopy link and paste into you browser
mmmmmm
http://www.fatalplay.com/r/1042.php
Wanna Get Laidlocation:
fav position:
how long You last:
and u down or not:
Wanna Get To Know Me?Yesterday, I went to wal-mart with some of my friends. We were just their for no reason so i decided to go to the barbie section. Claudia (roomate) and I instantly fell in love with the the disney princess baby dolls they had!
They were cute as fuck. They only had Ariel, Belle, Cinderella, and Snow White.
I got Ariel of course for $13 and Claudia got Belle. Then as we were walking away we saw more disney princess dolls.
They were for $5!!! I almost cried with joy!
I bought Ariel (yes, again) belle, snow white, and sleeping beauty.
I am NOT ashamed of loving Disney Princess. They're the best and i do not regret buying them even though i'm broke. lol
How do you tell someone who was generous enough to lend you something pricy that you lost it?
I've searched and nada. It's pretty much gone, probably in a junkyard somewhere.
What do I do?
I haven't seen her in months, since I graduated high school. I feel like I should lie to her. Tell her I left it back at my apartm
Wanna??? Ya Know Ya Do..This is gonna be short and sweet lol....
If anyone is willing to trade 5 Million fubucks for an auto 11, pls let me know...I'm just over 1.7 million to prophet and I'm bustin my ass to get there...Gimme a holler if you want to, or if you know anyone that does...Thanks bunches
Wanna Know Me Look Here!!!Your eyes
As we said our goodbyes
Can't get them out of my mind
And I find I can't hide
From your eyes
The ones that took me by surprise
The night you came into my life
Where there's moonlight, I see your eyes
How'd I let you slip away
When I'm longing so to hold you
Now I'd die for one more day
'Cause there's something I should have told you
Yes there's something I should have told you
When I looked into your eyes
Why does distance make us wise?
You were the song all along
And before this song dies
I should tell you I should tell you
I have always loved you
You can see it in my eyes
I am trying to understand, but I don't. God is so amazing, and so big. Powerful. He can do things to make life so easy for us. But, ultimately, we have a curse, called FREE WILL and CHOICE. In hurt, you choose to hurt someone back, or choose to run away because of the hurt. But, once you keep running and there's nothing real there, you always return home.....where your hear
Wanna Pay Me For Pic Rates?If you want me to rate your pic's while 11's are on, and I do not know you...then it is pay as I go per 100 for the first 500...
then I will do up to 500 at a time...on the next set 'til we both feel comfortable...
If I say I rated it...I rated it!
Cheaters and Liars will get it back double, so I follow the golden rule: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!"
HUGS ~Melissa~
Wanna Own A Cherry Bomb??ARE YOU READY FOR A CHERRY BOMB EXPLOSION???
WELL GET READY BECAUSE MZ. SHORTSWEETIE IS HOLDING ANOTHER BLING AUCTION!!!
THIS TIME A CHERRY BOMB!!!
STARTING ON MARCH 9TH AND ENDING ON MARCH 14TH!!!
BIDDING STARTS OUT AT 1 MILLION FU-BUX!!!
CLICK ON DA BOMB AND PLACE YOUR BID!!!
THIS AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY...
AND BY...
ME...ZOOKS
Wanna Own Me?http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1677524&albumid=1554366&i=557236633&idx=18
Above is the link to my auction fellas so stop by and BUY ME! and show RADIO X SHOW sum love for hosting it!!
Wanna Own Your Own Pretty Pyro Girl?I mean, come on, who doesn't want their own pyro who will do things for them, within reason ;)
Well now is your chance.
Click the pretty picture and go bid on me.
Pretty please with sugar on top (h)
Wanna Own Me? Hehehehttp://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1277571&albumid=1567931&i=1559189497&idx=3
chk what i have to offer heres a taste
FOR VIP
400 11s A WEEK IF VIP IS OFFERED PLUS VIP GIFTS DAILY OF MY CHOOSING
NSFW SALUTE IF VIP IS OFFERED
FOR BLING PACK AND VIP
1 VERY NSFW SALUTE
ADDED TO YAHOO AND FAMILY
THE BIGGER THE BLING PACK OR BID THE MORE SURPRISES HEHEHE
Wanna Get Bombed?I will be activating my cherry bomb in the next couple days, if you would like me to bomb one of ur folders, please R/F/A me,and have a folder of at least 250 for me to bomb, and leave me a reply in here. My birthday is sunday so show me some love!!!
Wanna Own Me?Cash bids:
-Sexy Salute
-Add to Yahoo
-Name in mine for a month
-Add to Fam
-Top friend add
-Pimpouts daily
-Shitfaced Daily
-10 or 15 credit bling
-Link on my page for a month
-Kinky Creation
-1000 11's a week
-Radom gifts givin daily of my choice
More is bid is high enough
Fubucks:
-100 11's daily
-1 pimpout a week
-name in mine for a month
-kinky creation
BIDDDING ENDS WITH HIGHEST BIDDER OF MY CHOICE!
Wanna Own Me?I'm in an auction and I'm pretty easy to own. I am offering among daily gifts and shitfacing you everyday among other things, my new owner will get an auto 11 or bomb bling every Friday for a month! Come own your own Average Military Woman!!! Click the picture below!
Wanna Own Me????=== 'Lil Vixen**OWNED BY UMMMMM.....**Pr0MoTeR MnGr @ DEVILS REJECTS* ~*CUPCAKE MAFIA PROSPECT~*' wrote the following at '2009-03-28 00:05:34'..
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Wanna Be Bombed??? Ok I am FINALLY going to do it.... im going to run my Cherry Bomb tonight during the 8pm Fu-time Happy Hour. Please leave me a comment if u want to be bombed!!!!! TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY!!!!! TY to everyone that has helped me get this far i really really appreciate it. HUGZZ AND MUAHHZZZ!!!!
Wanna?????I want to fuck this week. I work day shift and off all weekend. I want to fuck any evening and anytime during the weekend;) I love sex and I want to play alot. I'm horny as hell. 5-16-09 just let me know if anybody wants to play and fuck and party;)
Wanna Go Ou T!!!!HELLO I AM NEW HERE AND MY PERPOSE FOR BEIN HERE IS TO FIND A WOMAN TO LOVE AND CHAIRICH FOREVER IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED THEN JUST MESSAGE ME THAX!!!!!
Wanna Own Me?click the link below to bid TY
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Wanna Own Me??Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people and include me!Pick Your Artist: ElvisAre you male or female: Girls! Girls! Girls!Describe yourself: Hard Headed WomanHow do you feel about yourself: I Did It My WayDescribe where you currently live: Beach ShackIf you could go anywhere, where would you go: Hawaiian SunsetYour best friend is: Amazing GraceYour favorite color is: Roses are RedYou know that: Home Is Where The Heart IsWhat's the weather like: Night LifeIf your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Put The Blame On MeWhat is life to you: Pocketful of RainbowsWhat is the best advice you have to give: RelaxIf you could change your name, what would it be: Sweet CarolineYour favorite food is: Cotton Candy Land
Wanna Own Me? :]hey hey hey. follow this link and bid on me please. you may have to copy and paste. But it is greatly appreciated. Just check me out! :]
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=884347&albumid=1672350&i=1958018820
Wanna Nsfw Boobie SaluteWanna a Boobie NSFW Salute Choose One Of The Following:
Auto 11 Bling
Cherry Bomb Bling
Limited Editon Bling
7 Day Blast
Make Offerr
Wanna Get In My World, Get Lost In It...i carry your heart with me(i carry it inmy heart)i am never without it(anywherei go you go,my dear; and whatever is doneby only me is your doing,my darling)i fearno fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i wantno world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)and it's you are whatever a moon has always meantand whatever a sun will always sing is youhere is the deepest secret nobody knows(here is the root of the root and the bud of the budand the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which growshigher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars aparti carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) If you wanna talk shit to me, then at least have the balls to keep me unblocked. You wanna call me a fat ass, at least let me tell you what you are. You're not so fucking tough hiding behind your computer screen, fucking wannabe internet gangsta. LMFAOOOO. You talk shit like you're all that, but you're nobody special. I know about your ass, I've heard from others.
Wanna Auto Or Cb?12 million fu bucks gets u an auto or cherry bomb now before the auction closes.. SB ME
Wanna Play A Game??Hey everyone,
I was thinkin today (scary thought, I know) about all the songs that evoke feelings of Love and Hate. I have a few that make me think of certain people and was wondering what songs do that to all my friends.
I am such a music junkie, that growing up I knew all the words to every song I heard on the radio. I kinda still do, and prolly could win 'Name That Tune' if I tried hard enough....lol
So I challenge everyone that reads this to add their 2 cents and tell me your favorite Love Song and favorite Hate Song. I will be posting them here, and I may even tally them to see for myself what songs I really should have in my library. WANNA PLAY?? Leave yer top 2 (title & artist) in my comments or PM me and we'll see who comes out on top.
I'm not really doing this for points, or have anything to give in return, just curious and don't wanna post a MuMM...too much drama there...lol
*hugs & muahz*
Kare
I'll start the list, so here goes nothin...
LOVE SONGS
Wanna See Me Naked?For the price of a large meal at mcdonalds you can see all my naughty pictures! see me take off all my clothes and dance @
www.nekkidalternative.com/vixenheart www. nekkidalternative.com/vixenheart
Wanna Know?YOU CHOOSE AUCTION
IM STARTING THE AUCTION ON WEDNESDAY SEP 24TH
AND IT WILL END ON SARUTDAY SEP 27TH
THIS AUCTION WILL GO TILL EACH PERSON THAT ENTERS ACCEPTS A BID
AUCTION ENTRY WILL COST YOU 75K FU BUCKS
MINIMUM BID IS 250K
HOST IS NOT RESPONSABLE FOR THE BIDDER MISTAKES
EXP( IF THE BIDDER SEND HIS BID TO THE HOST INSTEAD OF THE AUCTIONEE)
AUCTIONEE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DECLINE A BIDDER
**FOR BIDDERS**
IF YOU LIKE TO BID ON SOMEONE PRIVATLY PLZ PM ME (private message me)AND I WILL NOTIFY THAT PERSON WITH YOUR BID
** FOR AUCTIONEE**
YOU WILL ALSO CHOOSE IF YOU WANT CASH BIDS TO OUT DO FU $$$ BIDS
THE WAY 
Wanna Get Awayit really sucks when you live at home, and all you hear from your parents is arguing. especially with other things of stress building. this is just one more thing to add to the pile. makes me wish i was able to get out on my own, but unable to. wishing i could just get away,but theres nowhere to go. what should i do?
Wanna Be Net Bully'speaking of:
http://www.fubar.com/user/3172697
He is about the biggest tool ever calling a girl fat and a pig and all kinda rude names after being rejected LMAO.
Well little Tough guy any time you wish to man up get at me till then fag keep on sucking cock, cause from what I seen your def GAY ! VOTE FOR ME PLEASE
Wanna Be Altruize!!OK FU'S MZBOOTI IS GONNA BE MAKING DEALS. I AM GONNA BE ALTRUIZE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LEVEL. WHAT DOES ALTRUIZE MEAN. FOR 12 HOURS I WILL GIVE U ALL MY POINTS. GOOD DEAL RIGHT
NOW U ASK WHAT IS THE CATCH. NO CATCH MY SUGAS.
I WILL DO THIS FOR YOU AND ALL I ASK FOR IS A AUTO 11 IN RETURN. THE AUTO WILL BE USED WHILE I ALTRUIZE YOU SO U GET DOUBLE THE POINTS. YOU CHOOSE THE DAY AND TIME U WANT IT TO START. I DO ALL THE WORK. YOU SIT BACK AND WATCH THE POINTS FADE AWAY.
SOUND GOOD TO YOU. WELL PM ME IF U WANT TO MAKE A DEAL.
I HAVE DONE THIS FOR A FEW FRIENDS AND IT WAS A GOOD DEAL FOR THEM.
Wanna Play ????Have you ever been in a bar or a nightclub and heard that all but dreaded voice over the loud-speaker saying..."Last call for alcohol ", or been in a department store picking up those "must-have" items that you put off going after ALL DAY and heard that little juvenile twitt say..."we will be closing in 5 minutes...please bring your purchases to the front at this time." Does that not just chap your bum??
What if I wasn't through ??? What if I said..." NO, I think I'm gonna hang out here just a little while longer. At least until I'm done with what I need to do." What would happen?? Would they call the police and force you to leave. Leave you there in the dark all alone, or by some strange act of God would you find yourself doing shots with that little juvenile twitt and wandering why you ever came there in the first place.....??
Life can be soooo confusing.....sometimes you don't know whether to stay or go. Hang out with twitts or just be alone. No-one has the right to tell you it'
Wanna Own Me For A Month (my 1st Auction)WooHoo...My 1st Auction! Help Me Make It A Good One Plz! Who Wants To Own Sum Ch3rrY Pie? Pls Make A Bid For Me...I Promise It Will Be Worth It! ;)
PS. Sorry its not lettin me add the direct link here to the auction but the link is on my status!
Thanx, Ch3rrY
~XOXOX~
Wanna See Something InterestingTWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE F
Wanna Make Some Fubucks?Starting today:
I will be giving 30k to every 100 rates you give. In order to receive your fubucks, you must private message me with your total and the folder name u rated. 30k will only be given when rated during a Happy Hour. Otherwise you will get 15k. You can rate my pictures all you like, but there is 60k limit per week.
As for the 15k for the bomb, if you bomb me, I will already get a message and as soon as I see it, I will compensate you. 15k will only be given if bombed during a Happy Hour. Otherwise you will get 5k per bomb.
All people that rate and bomb me must have a salute in order to get compensation.
Thanks peoples for your participation and happy rating.
Wanna Kill Some Time?I have decided to put a Fantasy Baseball league up on Yahoo. Now it is available to anyone who is interested only thing you win is bragging rights. It is open to anyone interested just leave a comment and i will get with you at some point. Hopefully a few of my friends on her are interested and wanna have a little fun and maybe meet some new people.
Must get with me before Sunday March 28th to join league i can have a max of 20 people but must have an even number for this thing to start.
Wanna See Some Really Stupid People?skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:37:39 PM): You really are the worst human being alive.
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:37:51 PM): who is this?
skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:37:59 PM): Fuck you douchebag.
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:38:24 PM): well u can have the hoe
skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:38:32 PM): You go into someone elses shit and delete accounts, and change her passwords.
skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:38:38 PM): Thats invasion of privacy moron.
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:38:48 PM): what r u talking about
skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:38:57 PM): I know who you are dumbass.
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:39:03 PM): and ur point
skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:39:31 PM): And my point is YOU are not Debbi.
skein_of_chaos (4/10/2010 11:39:42 PM): You are being malicious toward her for something YOU fucked up on.
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:39:44 PM): deb is my wife
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:40:01 PM): and she is logged on, on my comp
debbilaucella (4/10/2010 11:40:04 PM): ur point
Wanna Join Fuct?So you wanna join FucT huh?
Well heres what you need to do.
Get a hold of...
-VIII La Commare Secca
-White Mamba or
-Buzzkillin' Beauty aka Puddin Tane
Any one of those 3 can get you squared away.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE TALKED TO ONE OF THEM BEFORE YOU ADD FucT TO YOUR NAME!
Wanna Join The Rainbow Club?Wanna Join This Awesome Club/Family/Group?
♀♂Rainbow Club♀♂ Is The Only Group On Fu 4 Bi, Bi Curious, Gay Men, Lesbian Females & Transgenders!
We Rate Each Other & Help Each Other Out!
This Is All U Have 2 Do 2 Join:
1. Send Me A Message Saying U Want 2 Join
2. Send Me A Link 2 A Pic Of U 2 Post On The Page
3. A/F/R All Members
4. Help Each Other Out
5. Don't Bring In Drama
6. If U Have Any Questions About Anything Don't Be Afraid 2 Ask
7. Tell Ur Friends About The Group
8. Please Add 2 Ur Top Friends
I Want This 2 B A Fun Group 2 Be A Part Of!
If U Can Pimp Out People Please Pimp Out The Group P
Wanna Meet Someday?hey..whats up?.this is sophia madison but u can call me sophia for short..im from missouri and i really love to travel!.i want to meet new friends and im single for almost 2 years..never been married and i have no kids..but u know what im bored..wanna chat sometime?.im always online at yaho and msn..try to add me there if u want to chat..and drop me a message ok?.mine is sophiamadisonsmith ..take care!.muuuaahhh -_-
Wanna Meet Me??hey there..i felt bored right now..i dont know how to chat here!.and i want to meet new people here..wanna chat at yahoo?.heres my id!.sophiamadisonsmith at yahoo.com..i also have msn.sophiamadisonsmith at hotmail.com ..hope theres someone wanna chat with me..im online now!.
Wannabe's Or RealWhich are you..a wannabe or Real friend
For most of the people on my friends list i would assume are wannabe friends that only stick around on the off chance that a cherry bomb is activated...For the remaining friends i have that actually talk to me and or rate me i appreciate it...
IF YOU ARE A WANNABE FRIEND AND ONLY SAY SOMETHING WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE GAINED THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY FRIENDS LIST.....I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HELPING THOSE THAT WILL NOT HELP ME BACK......I HAVE CHERRY BOMBED AND BLING AS MUCH AS I CAN AND BARELY RECEIVED ANYTHING BACK IN RETURN....
TO THOSE THAT HAVE RETURNED THE FAVOR I THANK YOU...
NOW FOR THOSE THAT HAVE NOT BOTHERED TO NOTICE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TO LVL 28 FOR ALMOST 1 YEAR NOW AND STILL WORKING ON IT....SO GET YOUR ASSES TO MY PAGE BLING ME RATE ME SOMETHING TO LET ME KNOW THAT YOU ARE EVEN THERE OR EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO HELP OUT....LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES FOR YOU ...
Wanna Be Altruized?Wanna be Altruized?
Let's Make A Deal!FAMP or BOOMY ~ 12 HOURS OF ALTRUIZING
AUTO 11 ~ 2 DAYS WORTH OF ALTRUIZING
GOD MODE ~ 1 WEEK OF ALTRUIZING
I will make my list as of FIRST COME FIRST SERVED basis!
Wanna See My "g" Spot?You Have The Power
You have the power to change your life. You have the power to change the world.You can take action, you can make a difference, and you can respond in a positive, creative way to any situation. You can do whatever must be done to live the life of your dreams.
Yet in order to do so you must first believe that you can. In order to do so you must let go of the limiting beliefs you use to hold yourself back.
Each limiting belief you have is nothing more than a thought that lives in your mind. It is a thought that has power only as long as you continue to hold on to it.
What do you believe you cannot do? Though it may be a comfortable and familiar part of your life, that belief is constantly working against you.
Just as you have chosen to hold that limiting belief, you can choose to let it go. One by one, let go of your limiting beliefs, and free yourself to make the very most of every moment.("JOIN US.......GET PAID TO PLAY"!)
Wanna Be My Man????? Applications HereSo there are people out there who actually wanna get with me. Well I am picky bitch and dont know if you are will meet the requirements but if u still think u wanna get with this here it goes:
Requirements:
Must be a real man
Between 5'-10 - 6'-4" in height
Must weigh between 175-280
Must have a penis length of at least 7" no more than 11" circumference of at least 6 inches around and 2in
OK BADASSES ( I like bad boys but I am looking for a real good man-NO CRIMINAL RECORDS)
Must love animals
Must love BBW
Must love latin girls
Must love music
Must know how to dance
Must love to eat pussy
Must be passionate
Must take showers at least one a day twice if u sweat a lot
Must be in good physical condition, no lazy asses allowed
Must love family ( NO MAMAS BOYS ALLOWED) {Its one thing to love and take care of ur mom but u cant be asking ur mom to take care of u or dont tell her our/my biznass}
Must remove pubic hair if u want me to go down on u
Must TELL ME THE TRUTH (N
Wanna Own Some Sexy?My first ever Auction!!!
(No Fu Bux Bids PLEASE)
$19.99 and under1)Add you to top 7 friends2)1 pimp out3)Daily like, rate, comment, and shitface if needed4)Rate 250 photos an 115)Add to custom list to see my teaser photos$49.99 and under1)All previous offers2)Family add3)Bling of my choice4)Two more pimp outs
5)Will add "Owned by" to my name6)Will give you my points for 12 hours $99.99 and under1)All previous offers2)Added to top 7 family3)Added to yahoo messenger4)Three more Pimp outs ( a total of 6)5)Will give you my points while I run ability bling6)Three Cell phone videos of me.
7)Will add your name and photo to my about me section$249.99 and under
Wanna Help Me Out?Sooo this might sound totally weird to some of you but I have a fu-friend into humiliation and he has promised me blings if I can get my friends to..
1. rate him and his pics all 1's and comment how pathetic, lame, etc. he is. this is his link http://fubar.com/8226671
2. rate his mistress' pics 10's or 11's. this is her link http://fubar.com/7390340
And then let me know when you do plz :) He really wants to be the joke of Fubar :P Let's get this done! :)
If for some reason you don't believe this as I know I might not unless I was the one approached lol I can forward you the messages he sent me saying so :) And also, he promised to rate back 10's or 11's to all of you who do so no matter what :) He likes this shit LOL!
Thank you all in advance! ♥
Wanna Be Me♥wow this is something very new to me and I must try and make it bigger and I hoped it would be this I don't know but italics is cool and it will have to be this one I haven't saw my background color yet. I picked a blue so how do I talk and make friend request and how do I see what the unread gift messages are? HELP!!!!!!!
Wanted !!!!I am in need of people .. male and female .. into the goth / fetish scene that can ballroom dance .. or at leastwilling to learn to work a Victorian Masquerade Fetish Ball Dec. 30th in Detroit. Message me here or at masterredemption@msn.com for details .... also .. there will be weekly rehersals until the week of the event I just got sponsorship from Noir Leather ( www.noirleather.com ) for my Dec. 30th event. Stay tned for venue info ! Hey all .. yeah it sucks .... but the Dec. 30th event has been cancelled . Numerous problems with the venue we chose have arisen ... and unfortunately not enough time to find another suitible venue. We are re-scheduling for the end of March tho .. I will post another blog with the date when we have it set.
Want To Meet New PeopleHello would like to meet new people. I've been widowed for 19 months and would like to meet new people for friends. Hope you will shout back.
Wanted To Remember This"The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows your flaws, your weaknesses, and mistakes and is still able to love you with all that they have."
I just saw this on someones profile and though yeah, that's how I feel... I want that! SO I posted it here so I wouldn't forget it! :) The Truth about Men.....all women this is a must to read
If a man wants you....
If a man wants you,nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you,nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit)to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live you life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no,you can't "BE FRIENDS".A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend DON'T settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along,then he probably is.
Wanting To Intoduce Myself......I was born a male but I feel like a woman trapped in a males body. I am madly in-love with my wife. So I guess you can say I am a lesbian. I do crossdress and I own at least 15 pairs of pumps. I also want to start horomones and grow my own set of breast. My wife treats me very well over my sistuation considers she is Bi-sexual. as well as I am Bi-sexual Not towards males But Shemales and Transsexuals. But I promise my wife that We will keep her pleasure toy (package)LOL I want to work on making myself look more like a female. My wife has been my best friend for 18 years but just got married this Valentines day.(2006) I don't want to be looked at as a bad person. Just be treated like a human being. please look at my profile and pic but please don't send me nasty comments. There is nothing scary about them.
Want A Cool Friendshipsthis is about how much this cool * great site means to me ok let's start with how much with the commnets mean to me ? love them alot sending some love is the best in theworld love to rate photos alot & some gifts is worth alot to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one means all to me love you all here at losr cherry's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and cherrytap's are outstanding!!!!!!!! love you forver& ever!!!!!!!!!! hugs with all my love & heart's sending all a huge kiss Gingerxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Dear cool friendships just want to say how nice to be here & hope get alot more cool friendships & never judge anyone or anything life i sso short & lost in my life over 14 of the dearest friendships my life really wnats them all back they all died over 4 years apart over some sad sickness & they really hurts my heart& soul this why l
Wanted To Say ThanksTo all my friend's and fan's my computer has messed up need new modem so I won't be on for awhile. I am sorry for being unable to chat or rate anyone not meaning to be rude or unsociable. Hope to be back on line in a few days. Thanks and Love to all and please don't forget me. Hey peeps, I just want to ask a simple, well maybe not so simple, ?. I have a guy friend, that said he wouldn't date me because of the fact that I have my ass shining on this site. Now, would it bother any of you guys if say, I started dating one of you, and someone came up and said to me, Hey I've seen your ass!? I mean just because there is a pic on here doesn't really mean anything does it, or is it not a good thing if I'm looking for a long term relationship? any imput you have on this would be a big help to me. Cuz now I feel like maybe I'm not dating material. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Love to all!! Well it's getting late so I am going to tell everyone goodnight, kisses, hugs and love to ever
Want To Make New Friends!!!!!New to CherryTap and would love to make new friends. I also need help with my profile if you can help me out thanks.......
so lets chat
Wanting UI want you to lie there before me
spreading your smooth, long legs wide
opening your womanhood for me to see
the pinkness of your warm, wet inside
Let me nuzzle my nose between those pink lips
sniffing the scent from your warm hips
my beard caressing your smooth inner thighs
my tongue licking its way to your sweet, sweet prize
My fingers have found your nipples up there
rubbing and pulling arousing you with care
Your head is thrown back
your eyes have become closed
your breathing is heavy not through your nose
Your skin is all flushed from the sensations you feel
all cozy and warm, safe in your bed
each thrill that I give you goes straight to your head
Your soft, warm lips are opening wide
to suck in your breath and let out a cry
Soft moans escape you and encourage me more
to lick and suck you-to find your inner core
I suck your sweet pussy, your clit and your ass
very soon thereafter you are a shivering mass
I continue my effort u
Want SomeThe sweet taste of love
Still lingers in your mind
A succulent tasty morsel
A treasure worth its find
A wet and juicy fruit
That fills your mouth with joy
Like candy to a baby
An edible sexy toy
With nectar sweet as honey
A syrup of flowing silk
Like a bubbly kind of lava
As smooth as warm clear milk
It breathes with scented oils
Like a flower in the mist
And blossoms when caressed
By the feel of my lover's kiss
A dessert at its very best
When embraced with lots of love
I know you can never get enough
Of this treat I'm speaking of...
Want Shout Outs!Hey ladies! I wanted to know if any of you would be kind enough to make a picture shout out with a sign that says, "Snuf rocks my world!".
If you decide to do this for me, just send me a PM letting me know where the pic is and I'll rip it to my album. Once that's done, you can take it down.
Thanks and I hope to get lots of shout outs!
-Snuf
aka The Choker
Want To See My Ass?hey, help me and click the banner, ty in advance
hey, help me and click the banner, ty in advance
Wanton Slut...She walks into her bedroom and is grabbed from behind. Before she knows it, there is something wrapped around her eyes and she has been pushed to the bed. As she bounces on the bed all she can think is that she should have locked the side door.
She snaps back to reality with the sound of her blouse being ripped open, buttons flying everywhere and her nipples being squeezed through her bra. Her skirt comes off next, then her hands and ankles are tied to each of the four bed posts.
She pictures herself from above, blindfolded, reduced to bra and panties and tied to the bed, ready to be taken. She is aware that her panties are getting wet. This has always been one of those fantasies she never admitted to anyone else. Yet she struggles against her bonds, little realising that her squirming only makes her more desirable.
Her nipples are pinched again, this time painfully. As the pinching stops, the blood rushes back to her nipples bringing a half pleasure, half pain sensation. She
~wanted~ok, for all you crazies out there NO! im not a racist. but this thing on the border has my ass wanting to chew crackers. 2 border agents,(Ramos and Campion) have got a dozen yrs apeice for shooting an illegal who was smuggeling drugs into the U.S. didnt kill him just wounded him. they "violated" his civil rights. Im not sure but i think you have to be a U.S. citizen to have civil rights in this country. since then the illegal in question has been caught again only this time with more drugs than last time and with more illegals, hes sueing the feds for being shot. now, just this week another sheriffs deputy has shot at a car that tried to run him over and while trying to take out his tires hit an illegal in the arm. the same fuckin judge gave him 10 yrs that gave the border agents 12. is there something wrong here or am i the one who is thinking in the wrong manner. would love to read some feed back on this issue. so let it go man! hit me with what you all have. just wanted to rant a
Want Mei dont have friend s so can you add me and i will make it worthyour add
Want To Save $15.00 On Your Taxes???To ALL my Cherries.
I have my Taxes done at the same place every year and if you would like to have your taxes done and done CORRECTLY with ALL DEDUCTIONS allowed by Law that Most places will say to you ISN'T a TAX WRITE OFF but really is... PLEASE CONTACT ME via Email here on CT and I will GLADLY SEND you a $15.00 Off Coupon. It has to be done at the place printed on the coupon and they are a participating location... Please contact me Soon
Want 2 Know More About Me...then Read*My name is Olivia
*I AM STRAIGHT!!!
*I'm 16 yr. old 17 in nov.
*I'm half black half white
*I'm from the bay area
*I'm 5'8"
*I love to sing, dance, act/perform
*I love shoes I have over 200 pairs of shoes from nike dunks 2 charles david I have every type of shoe
*I love fashion
*I love animals I have a dog, 3 cats and a horse
*My fav. place 2 be is on the beach
*I love meeting new people
*humor is everything to me
*I love driving
*I'm crazy and loud when I want 2 be....mostly with friends, but I'm quiet and like to keep 2 myself while I observe things....but I still like talking hahaha.
*I love piercings I have 5, I use to have my tongue...not 4 that reason that u mite be thinking but I'm getting my bellybutton pierced!
*I love tattoos I'm getting one on the back of my neck when I turn 17!
*I dont smoke, drink or do drugs I'm not gonna mess myself up.
*I spend most of my days in my house in the music studio
*My heros are my family and friends
*I am single but I am
Wantingfriendly, loyal and understanding
Sensitive, kind and caring
secure and true...
you are a friend I turn to
when my spirits need a lift.
you are always there..
You're one of a kind, different from the rest
Appreciative, warm and precious like diamonds
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.
Just once to feel
the soft tenderness of
your lips on mine.
As the sweet taste of lust
rests at the tip of my tongue.
Longing to fully embrace you with all my passion
as we merge together as one.
Wanted: An Answer To An Age Old Question?!I want to know why men and kids are so selfish and ungrateful.
We were recently having money problems andmy husband told me to get another job so I did. I was already working weekends. ( I could have picked up more hours at the place i was at but it wasn't worth the drive but I had been with the company for almost years and the discount is good) So I get a job where I was only working a cpl days a week and then one of the employees went out on family leave. So I took her hours m-f 11-4 not a big deal but a big deal when I am working 7 days a week now and not getting much done at home. Well another employee decides that he cant work weekdays anymore so I took his hours too. So currently I am working M-W-F - 11-4 T-Th 11-8 and Sat and Sun 8 hrs each so close to 50 hours a week. My whole house looks like a teenagers bedroom. I threw my neighbor a cpl of bucks and she cleaned it up a bit for me with in a cpl of days it looks the same way again. Mind you I call my husband when
Wantedmy e-mail is flippinthebird@yahoo.com WOMEN INTRESTED IN MY WAY OF PLAYING PLEASE TELL ME MORE
Want My Nsfw Picts Back :-)Hi everybody,
NOt long ago I posted some NSFW picts. PC crashed, lost them all. HELP. Did any of you downloaded them? Please send me a private message with them. Buttefly Kisses!!!!
Want To Feel Stupid?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
>wake up every two hours?
>
>* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
>hearing?
>
>* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
>batteries are flat?
>
>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
>not enough?
>
>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
>check when you say the paint is wet?
>
>* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
>* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
>* Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
>throw a revolver at him?
>
>* Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
>* Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
>* What is the speed of darkness?
>
>* Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people
>at
>the Special Olympics?
>
Want To Change But Just Can't.how can you stop loveing someone? You just can't. If I wanted to stop talking to someone i would have them all together out of my page. I still see them in my family. I still see them as my crush right? No one respects my feelings at all what so ever. This is what i mean. I just want it all to end I want to have peace of mind. I want the drama to end. IF I am in tears daily cuz im scared i can't afford my bills and im in your house crying in front of you. why come to me for something i just can't give u and Than be like why did i not give it to you? I am tired of being the bad guy. Im tired of being pushed to the point where i blow up.
I have not been well for the last couple weeks and all i do is cry no one seems to give a shit about me. Im on edge all the time i don't want to answer my phone. I am trying to avoid my home honestly because Im tired of what i am dealing with here. I feel like i am getting barragged with shit from every direction. My mom, someone i
Want To?If You fan Me Ill Fan You Love Meeting New People and friends So come fan me and add me
A Wanted DecisionYeah I'm twitchy and no one to satisfy meh :-( -huffs- man this bites so far from my Jive-daddy
Soon daddy-o soon we can have fun all night long mmhmm
Love ya babe
The Queen Virginia.. my home and where all my friends and my family are.it feels dreary....and somewhat dead sometimes here...but no matter.... I've decided to finish my GED as soon as possible and get the diploma then find another job to aide in being able to pay for a colledge to go to ya know?.....but I wish to either disappear or just...leave....and do something with my life....HARDEE'S ( and fastfood in general) ain't a way to go in the working world...atleast that's how I feel.
I want to start a family but ...I will work to prepare myself for such an occurance ...
but I love him...and he loves me...so it's worth it right? I control my body
my body doesn't control me.
I dream of a 1950 chevy,riding wild on the open road like the ghost riders in the sky
groovey
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