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Things Girls Should Know About Guys1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14.
Gone AgainJust to let everyone know, i am currently on West-pac (making my way to iraq) so if i don't rate, thank, add you right away, i'm sorry, but internet connection over 800 miles from land....is kinda slow. Anyways. hope y'all have a good holiday season.
Lonely Hearts Only Friend"Tortured amongst the living
Lost amongst the dead
Not knowing which way to turn
Seeking ever more guidance
Yet none to be found
The darkness slowly takes over
Quieting the cries of light
I welcome you night stalker
He brings about a new life
My soul now happy
Freed of its repressed life
While modern day society still does not accept
I cry shun me as you will
The darkness has called me and I welcome
Its will"
I am darkness
I am Light
I walk amongst both
Lost within the sights
The darkness calls me by first name
But the sun craves my loving ways
The moons crys for my blood
As the sun sighs of my wicked ways
I am darkness
I am light Ok depression i think is this lonely hearts only true friend. I've been alone almost all my life and i'm so tried of it but everytime i try i just get shut down or they just wanna a quick fuck.
Am i that unattractive?
Why can i have a relationship?
Why can't i have someone that wants to date me?
I want to have
A Different Kinda Christmas PoemA Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twen
XmasJust want to tell everyone that me and my family wants to wish all of you'll a very Merry Xmas to you from my family
Contestsdj devil is in a contest to win 2 happy hours at once these are the rules
most rates equals 1 happy hour
most comments (min 25000) equals
if the same person wins both they get both happy hours
must have the host added as a friend fanned and rated to be able to help out
it starts now and ends 2-13 so pls bookmark nd keep coming back we can do this for him
dj devil never had a happy hour on here so im calling all you and your friends and fans to please help dj devil win here is the link click the box it dose link you to it
Intersting PeopleYou cant meet some intersting people on here lost souls and funny people. Real people....with real lives. I donno about me I am tooo simple and tooo boring. My life is a mother of 6 and a fiancé. Two cats and doing everyday things, like dishes, laundry, cleaning house and things like that. I don't live the high life just a simple one.
Computer InformationOk for those who want to know a avid PC user/gamers input on vista and xp here we go.
This is my opinion based off my experiances with both OSs on the same tower. My tower is setup like this for those who think my machine is to slow or weak.
CPU - AMD Athlon64x2 6000+ (3Ghz)
Ram - 4 gig ddr2 800 corsair ram
Vid - 1 Nvidia 8800GTS (640 mb dx 10 PCIE)
HD - 2 Serial Ata300 320 gig Segate Perpendicular hard drives
Asus mother Board.
Ok first my thoughts on new OSs in general. Microsoft has proven over the years one fact remains, never trust a new OS untill service pack 2. This one especially at least all other OSs were built of running OSs at the time, however Vista is made from scratch. Thus i recomend you do not touch it till SP2.
Vista issues...
1. it was designed with gamers in mind over everyone else. Thus the new DX10 and other things included into the OS.
However DX10 most people do not know is not needed to run the new Aero Glass inviorment that Vista has in i
Tag You're It!The rules are:
Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs.
10. I hate chain letters. This is a little different, but only a little.
9. If I wasn't tagged by somebody I'm gaga for, then I wouldn't be doing this.
8. I'm always naked. Except when I'm not, which is at work, on the way to work, and at the grocery store.
7. I sing karaoke, but I sing alternative rock, which everybody hates but me.
6. I apologize ahead of time to the 5 people I tag. Luv ya, mean it!
5. I like it hot; damn hot, like 90 degrees and humid so I have to get in the cold pool hot. (Yes naked, of course, why would I be dressed while sweating?)
4. I am way too serious, except when I'm online or drunk.
3. I think I'm funny and ppl tell me I'm funny, so it's all YOU'RE fault.
2. I hate chain letters. I used that one already, but seriously folks, I don't answer t
TruthIT ALWAYS STARTS OFF AS BEING TRUTHFUL THE ENDING UP HURTING,NO MATTER THE STUGGLE TO GET WHERE UR GOING OR THE HILLS U HAVE TO CLIMB AS LONG AS U GET THERE, BUT WHEN U DO ARE U HAPPY IS IT WHAT U EXPECTED , OR JUST THE OPPOSITE SOMETIMES IT WORKS OUT THAT WAY IN ORDER TO HAVE ONE U CANT HAVE THE OTHER AND IF U GET BOTH IN ONE THEN KEEP IT BC U WONT GET IT AGAIN AND U MIGHT JUST LOSE WHAT U WANTED IN THE FRIST PLACE IN ALL U FIND IT KEEP IT CLOSE LOVE IT CHERISH IT AND NEVER GIVE IT UP WITHOUT A FIGHT AND FIGHT LIKE HELL TO KEEP IT IT WILL PAY OFF BUT TO ANSWER IT LOVE IT TATOLLY SUCKS UNTILL U FIND THE RIGHT ONE JUST ADKING FOR INPUT ON
Why I Feal HurtYou never call, write, email text unless I get pissed at you. I want to hang out you never can make time. I know you have a kid and a famly to tend too but your going to loose a good friend couse you never try. I went out of my way for you all i asked for was one day night eave morning a month. Was that to much.
Dilemmas Cause And EffectHold on to me,..dont look away too fast,
Hang on with all of your might, for we were never meant to last.
Look deep into my eyes and remember how they once shone for you,
Now bloodshot and tearstained, now longing for something true.
We had a beautiful thing I wont keep it all in, it was all worth while,
No looking back, no hard feelings, no regretting anything that once made me smile.
We quickly faded like the end of a midnight ciggarette,
Impressions of you left are too strong to forget.
Im content with our past, turning the page and closing this book,
Walking away with a smile and solace never giving a second look.
Maybe true love will find us somewhere down the line,
But for now Im leaving you, and all of this behind.
Ill forever be here when push comes to shove,
Wiping away your tears, youll find better love.
The closer we became the more we flirted with disaster,
Now we deal with the reprecussions of here and ever after.
Omg I Had The Scare Of My Life TonightMy youngest son took of with his friends tonight one after being told not to so he is in trouble for that so i went to work and had to come home casue i couldnt hardly get around because we are under blizzard attacks right now of snow we have gain almost 14 inches right now and it is still comeing down hard and ya cant see well my kid and some other kids got lost in the blizzard and we couldnt find them i am so sick to my stomach now i cant stand it the feeling i got when i got the call they was lost just made my heart drop to the floor .. after 3 hours we found them all there ok there just cold and scared maybe as much as i was ...I have sat and cried casue of all the bad thoughts going thur my head i dont think they know just how bad they scared everyone really ..so needless to say i have had a very streeful day on top of this happening several other things has happened and i think it finally broke this camels back .. so hug your child every night kiss them when you can tell them yo
Why ????? Love????So tonight I waited for you to call. Then decided you were waiting for me. I called and you were distant. I asked you why. You straight up accused me of looking for someone else. I wasn't. Damnit I loved you, shit I still love you. What do you want me to do?? You are the reason I had to come here, I didn't want to be away from you. So I sit here in tears bawling, feeling gut wrenching pain, wondering why you think I would do that. Wondering why you won't answer your phone,I didn't do anything wrong!!!
~the Art Of Seduction~"There is no Finer, more Exiquisite and Sweeter Taste than the Delicate Nectar that a Woman releases to Her Lover. This is my small frail attempt to enlighten my fellow man-hope it helps fellas. She is to be enjoyed, Slow or Fast, Deep or Hard, ALWAYS follow her rhythm and she will take you to a place of heightened sexual pleasures that only the two of you can reach." As always.....Peace.
-Guidomedic
~Cunnilingus is one of the most difficult sexual acts
to perform successfully.
~Going down isn’t easy. It takes refined skill and
energy for the long haul.
~Cunnilingus, "Oral," "Eating P*ssy," or whatever you
want to call it is one of the greatest activities to
grace this planet.
~It can also be one of the most elusive practices to
successfully perform.
~Some women find themselves uncomfortable being the
center of her partner’s attention, or more often
women get frustrated with having to put up with
unsatisfying results. And often times some men find
the
MovingI am expanding my life to a new area here next weekend. But for everyone who gets this, you will see that I will no longer be in this area. I am getting internet in the location but probably won't be on here much longer. So if anyone reads this... give me some love
Hi Allsorry i been busy all travelling around meeting people. so if i step in and out its cause there is lots goin on in RL. hugs all and laters
And You WantAND YOU WANT...
There is one color that I love what it is?
I Don't know...
What's my special dish I love to eat?
I Don't Know...
Do you know my birthday?
I Don't Know...
How many friends do I have?
I Don't Know...
Well I know you know my shoe size;
I Don't Know...
What's loved most in my life?
I Don't Know...
And You Want...
To the ladies respect yourself and others will follow
(written 9/7/01)
Full Heart, Empty ArmsThoughts of you illuminate my spirit;
Never a flicker of flame, but with
Arching bolts which strike with a force
That disturbs my equilibrium.
My mind races as waves of passion flush over
My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions
Of impossible romantic possibilities.
Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the
True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold.
My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering,
As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak
to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."
Suspended From School After Phone Call From Daddy In IraqCheck out the story http://www. kxan. com/Global/story. asp?S=8165144
This story is very real and needs your attention.
This is the superintendent of the high school where the kid was suspended for talking to his father while in Iraq.
254-547-1227
254-547-1227 x222
Dr Bobby Ott
Deputy Superintendent
For everyone of our loved ones who are over there, do this for them, for the families, let the school board know this is not ok, we will not tolerate this type of treatment.
>>*KXAN News Story*
I Will Not Tolerate Any Man Talking To Me Like This..You all know the drill..read from the bottom up...
->™ Ka...: just let me know
->™ Ka...: i will gladly paypal you the amount you spent on me for anything (he bought me fu-bling and a vip which i didnt ask him for)
->™ Ka...: but you just told me to stfu in a mean way, and then have the gall to say i was asking for it..wtf
->™ Ka...: I have been nothing but nice to you, and honest with you
->™ Ka...: I didnt ask for anything
->™ Ka...: Um no I didnt
™ Ka...: Like you didn't ask for it
->™ Ka...: i'm sorry Katman I have to go..i cannot handle the way you are talking to me..it was really not nice to tell me to stfu
™ Ka...: Then STFU about him
->™ Ka...: i am not the type who plays games or tries to make people upset
->™ Ka...: No I'm being completely sincere
™ Ka...: Are you just trying to piss me off?
->™ Ka...: for once in my life I feel special to someone..I havent felt that in a long time
->™ Ka...:
Walpurgis NightWalpurgis Night is a holiday celebrated on April 30 or May 1, in large parts of Central and Northern Europe.
Origins
The festival is named after Saint Walpurga, born in Wessex in 710. She was a niece of Saint Boniface and, according to legend, a daughter of the Saxon prince St. Richard. Together with her brothers she travelled to Franconia, Germany, where she became a nun and lived in the convent of Heidenheim, which was founded by her brother Willibald. Walpurga died on 25 February 779. She is therefore listed in the Roman Martyrology under 25 February. Her relics were transferred on 1 May, and that day carries her name in, for example, the Finnish and Swedish calendar.
Historically the Walpurgisnacht is derived from Pagan spring customs. In the Norse tradition, Walpurgisnacht is considered the "Enclosure of the Fallen". It commemorates the time when Odin died to retrieve the knowledge of the runes, and the night is said to be a time of weakness in the boundary between the livi
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LudacrisWhat's Your Fantasy?
Buzz OffI'm getting really freaking damn tired of the people that only come to my page when they want something from me. Friends at least make an attempt to stop and see ya every now and then.
What takes the cake today is a message I just got. "Please help him it's his birthday" And a link to a photo that I'm assuming needs bombed. Quite frankly I don't give a rats ass about who wants what today. If you're going to take the time to come to my page and ask me for help then realize this:
1) Today is my birthday, and yes, it's all about me today.
2) I was outbid at the last minute on spotlight last night and yes, I'm ticked about it.
3) My co-founded bombing family is on leave for a reason.
Yup, I'm pissy. Call me a bitch or what have you. I don't give a flying fuck what you think. Those that would call me that are not truly my friends anyway and it would behoove them to just remove me.
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N/aThink about this…
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep in for another 10 minutes
He stays up for days on end
You take a warm shower to help you wake up
He goes days or weeks without running water
You complain of a “headache” and call in sick
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward
You put on your anti war/ don’t support the troops shirt and meet up with your friends
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt
You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags
You talk trash about your “buddies” that aren’t with you
He knows he may not see some of his buddies ever again
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks down the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists
You complain about how hot it is
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow
You go out to lunch, and complain becaus
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How I Acquired The Wolf I Thought Was A Dog!!!When my youngest child was 2 years old, I came home from going to the store to find him hysterical & in tears one day! My hubby (ex now) told me a 'puppy' had been chasing my son around the trailer we lived @ nipping at the back of his diaper! The 'puppy' was fed & taken in by our family while I tried to find the owner of what I thought was a Husky or Malamute puppy, probably about 6-7 weeks old. No one ever claimed her so we named her 'Sheeba' & kept her!It wasn't til she was about 1 1/2 years old before I could afford to take her to a vet (money was very tight back then!) & he told he she was actually a wolf! It all made sense to me then, as the place we lived at was in the middle of a wooded area! I always thought she had a funny sounding bark & howl & then I knew why!!!
My Man's !st AuctionI have wanted to host my own auction and so now that I was hit by a car and have time on my hands I have decided it is time to host my first auction. I would like to have at least 10 entries before I open my auction. Once I have those 10 entries I will open the auction to bidding. If you would like to be in the auction please private message me with the link of the photo you would like used and what you are offering.DID I MENTION THERE IS NO FEE TO BE IN THIS AUCTION?
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First Blog 09/10/2008holy shit, my very first Blog. hmmm, what to talk about??? well, the economy fucking sucks, politics are still filled with more criminal than my grandmother's pies are with cherrys, and the cost of gas can suck my balls until my dick becomes inverted. when did it become that the less you make the more you have to fucking pay??? hmm, lets see, and why is it that you can walk into the department of family's and children services, and if you make too little they can turn you away from helping, but any friggin bumb aff the street can walk in and have three jobs, by himself no kids, and get all the help he wants. i absolutely love what America has turned into. (sarcasm) i am up to my eye balls with petriotism but for some damn reason, a military man can get out and because of all the political B.S. that is going on and the economy, he can't find a better job than working at fucking Wal-Mart, and making barely enough to keep food on the table. my Patriotism is not for this damn country but t
Just My LifeI wake up in the morning at 4:30am and start drinking coffee i get the kids up for school around 5:15am they start showers and hair that kind of thing. I fix them b-fast and make sure they have lunch money. I drive the kids to school and then i get ready for work. I go to work and wait for the day to be over then i go hme spend sometime with my kids fix dinner talk to my family on the phone. I just hang with my kids i do laundry and clean then around 9:pm i put the kids to bed and sit outside and smoke a cig and drink a pepsi and think. Around 11:00pm i go to bed with a good book and fall asleep that is my life on the weekeneds i do the same thing.
Reviews Of Things You NeedSometimes, it can be next to impossible to get tickets to a popular event. This includes sporting events, concerts, theater events and whatever you would buy tickets to.
Tickets-now.com is a service that provides an outlet for tickets to events such as these. Even sold out events are not out of your reach. The site is easy to navigate and can be totally trusted. I have never heard a bad report from anyone who has bought tickets there.
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All you need to do is go on over to Tickets-now.com and browse the site for the events that you want to look for.
The top of the page has links to sports events, concerts and theater events. They even offer gift cards and corporate accounts.
When you simply hover the mouse over any one of those categories, you will see a drop down b
MrsunderstandingMaking a baby. This is hilarious!
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room fl
My PoetryI sit in this prison i have made. I sit here and wonder why i have done the things i have to trap myself here. were my worst fears haunt me and come to life. then i see you, you make my fears hide, you make the prison i have built dissaper into the night. you hold me close and i feel safe in your arms i dont want you to ever let go. but as day turns back to night you fade away and i realize it was only a dream that you want stay so as i sit here still in this prison i have made i morn the lost of my one true love and cry hopeing one day that you shall come back to me and release me from this prison.
An Ode To Shoe ThrowersOh Mr. Reporter,
You are a hero to us all,
He reflexes were to fast,
For you to make him fall.
But you threw you shoes,
In hope, not in vain,
that you would hit the devil,
and cause him great pain,
So Mr. Reporter,
My hats off to you,
But just one last thing,
WHO THROWS A SHOE?
I mean come on that really hurts.
Y People Pull ScamsI hate it when u recived those phone calls saying that u won a free trip and after u listen to them that is when they ask u for a credit card number.
The Healing HeartShattered heart forced to heal
as greatness unveils thine soul.
Hope whispered in the distance,
to recover thine lost love.
'Tis night brings tender passing,
healing thine soul with glorious blunder.
Caus' not one or two,
but dissipated nights of dreams.
Sadness comes to end,
happiness conquered hate.
Love sprouting -- sadness shrinking,
hope has come again.
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Rigor MortisJUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT IAM DROPPIN A NEW ALBUM ON DIS HERE . ITS GONNA BE SICK , TWIZTID AND ERR THING ELSE SO BE SURE TO WATCH OUT FOR IT AND HIT ME UP ON WHAT YA THINK............ PEACE........... SAY WHAT YOU WILL OF ME
ILL ALWAYS HAVE JUGGALO FAMILY
TILL THE DAY I DIE
TILL THE DAY I DEPART
ALWAYS KEEP CLOWN LUV IN MY HEART
FOR YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR TIME WILL NEAR
OR WHEN YOU WILL BE CALLED
DONT NEVER THINK FOR ONE SECOUND THAT
A JUGGALO WILL EVER FALL
SAY YOUR PRAYERS LIKE YOU SHOULD
AND HOPE TO GO TO SHANGRAI-LA
FOR ALL THE NEDEN IN THE WORLD
AND FAYGO AROUND COULD NEVER STOP JUGGALOS FROM BEING SHANGRAI-LA BOUND.
AMEN
JUGGALO PRIDE
My Hubbies ShipMANAMA, Bahrain – Two U.S. Navy vessels — a nuclear-powered submarine and an amphibious ship — collided during the early morning hours Friday in the Strait of Hormuz between Iran and the Arabian peninsula, the U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet reported.
There was no damage to the sub's nuclear propulsion system, said Lt. Nate Christensen, a 5th Fleet spokesman.
The military said in a statement that the incident occurred around 1:00 a.m. local time on Friday (5 p.m. EDT, Thursday), when the USS Hartford, a submarine, and the USS New Orleans, an amphibious ship, collided.
According to the Bahrain-based 5th Fleet, 15 sailors aboard the Hartford were slightly injured but able to return to duty. No injuries were reported aboard the New Orleans.
Both ships were heading to port and were going in the same direction when the incident occurred in the narrow strait, said 5th Fleet spokesman, Lt. Nate Christensen. He said the incident occurred at night and the submarine was submerged at the
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My Birthday!Well I have decided that I will be going to Chicago for my birthday, August 27th. The Indians play the White Sox and I haven't been to a game in 2 years. I will prolly stay the night just bc it is a late game. So if anyone wants to go to a game and celebrate my birthday, let me know!!!
I know quite a few ppl who live up in Chicago and that are on here. So if you want to meet up let me know, maybe I can work something out. Plus, we get to celebrate my birthday!!!!!
College JournalTo my READERS:
I started School last week. Yay me, I think. I was excited, but now. I'm feeling more overwhelmed, then excited. Alot more intense and hands on, then i figured it would be. Scary. Now I'm worried about passing all my classes. I also realize just how unsociable, I really am. It is really hard finding a study group, when you have a hard time making friends. I have decided to check out online Colleges next semester. I think it will be easier on us all, and in the kids best interest, if i did it that way. I'm getting good grades so far, but it hasnt even been a month yet. The kids are glad to be back at daycare. They are actually enjoying it. We miss Ken alot. He works out of town 5 days a week. You got to do, what you got to do, to make a living. We are getting married in Jan. 27, 2007! I can not wait. We will be a complete family. Last day of school is Dec. 16, 2006. Yay! Well I don't have much to say. School has only been in Session, for a few weeks now. I will add a l
I Like My Name!S-easy to fall in love with
T- loyal to those i love
E- easy to fall in love with
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G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Have a very good personality and looks.
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J: Lives life for fun.
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L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fuckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
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Z: Always ready.
Looking For Lost LoversAny Gals out there whom might think I look familar,from Durham, North Carolina,Murray Ky.Washington Dc.New Jersey,Delaware,Massachusetts care to rekindle the Flame?
Mehey if your reading this go ahead and ask to be added. i like to meet new people. thanks
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ReasoningReasoning is one of the things that makes us human. Some use it far more then others. Some just feel that it is ok to act on a whim and say or do as they want and act as if they do not care about the consequenses that may lie ahead for there actions. It seems to me that with a lack of reasoning comes a lack of compasion, caring, or any of the things that makes kind people kind. Many say he/she is a good person inside, they just show it diff.. Well if you don't reason and you just act and say what you wish does that show a good heart. If a truely bad and angry person hurts everyone and lies to everyone but you does that make him a good person? As man has evoleved so has his level of intelegence. Why not use that intelegence and put it toward something good? It's ok to say sorry. It's fine to admit when you are wrong. It's ok to think and reason stuff out in your head to make the best possible desicion. The world is about balance. So I guess many have to take the oppisit side of wich i s
Texas A And M UpdateTexas A&M News Update
September 2006
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him
TaggedEach player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun!
1. I'm shy when i first meet ppl face to face even if i have known them online for ages
2. Im teified of spiders
3. i rarely say im sorry
4. if i need to think i get a minimum 3 hour bath to sort my probs out
5. i always read horoscopes cos i swear by them (sad)
6. I cant go a day without listening to music
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My LifeHey eferyone my name is Jamie........I am a 30yr.old female.I am the mother of two wonderful little girls ages 9 yrs. and 2 yrs.old.They are my whole world!!!!!!!I am an at hime mom for now (looking for work).I was married for 11 yrs. till my husband passed away almost s year ago(oh so sad).Now im just try n to meet new people and start a new life for us(me and the girls).I like to hang out with my friends and party (when I can).If all this sounds good to you well then hit me back!!!!!!!You can also find me on myspace....http://myspace.com/jamiejonsonkcmo( im slavegurl there also)....or on tagworld...badgurl4u2 there hope to chat .........
Blowing KissesBlowing Kisses
Sitting here on a sandy shore
Watching as the seagulls soar
I blow kisses in the wind
I watch them slowly as they descend
I look out into the sea
Wondering when you'll be with me
I sit alone on this beach
You are just so far out of reach
I want to kiss you, oh so much
I long to let you feel my touch
The sky is painted with oranges and pinks
I watch the sun as it sinks.
Beneath the sea the sun's light melts away
Taking what's left of the day
As the darkness creeps over the sand
I gently raise my hand
One last time I place it to my lips
I blow the kiss from my fingertips
As the night finally is set all around
I lift myself from the ground
I whisper I love you with all my heart
I await the day we are no longer apart.
Just A Lil Poetry.......You ever felt like your emotions were being torn apart?
And every time you think of this person, and what's in their mind
you know you'll begin wondering exactly what it is youll find
and
You begin having those thoughts of confliction
And the fact that you think of them so much
has only made this person become your addiction.
Then your emotions began to run wild
and you find yourself once again feeling like a child
abandoned and trapped in this adult world
weeping and whining as if you were a little girl
then you find yourself praying to the skis above
for mommies comforting hands to shield you from this ugly emotion called LOVE
and all the while on the inside you're being torn apart
thinking DAMN why did I ever get so involved from the start
then reality sets in and you realize that this persons got you hooked
and you think to yourself maybe you should step out of your shoes and take a closer look
to see if thi
Newb!Hey All.
Im new and just getting used to CherryTap.
So hit me up and help me out!!!!
Thanks !
What The Fuck... Honestly...So.. i am on MSN messenger.. having a nice chat.. this guy messages me and this is how the convo goes...
we wud call him Omar.. just to save face on his part...
Omar: was poppin shortie
Me: who is this?
Omar: dont u worry bout who this is.. juss noe that i am goin to fuck u...
Me: ooooo? really now?
Omar: so hows that big wet pussy?
Me: who says my pussy is big and wet
Omar: i wanna get it wet and like u from head to toe and eat u like how i eat ragusauce...
Me: wtf
Me: *bloack and delete*
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My First Blogfirst befor i start some shit i want to say thanks to all the sexy weman in my friends ect,and to the future ones.so here it is.you all know this chanel runs on points,i have been givin all the love and geting none back.i want some money to.i know your all smokin ass hot and the boys are all over you so i thought may be you will see this and hook a guy up.show some love.yes this means that its time for a mercey fuck..love love love again to you all,and a special love to my sexy tiny, to all the sexy weman on this site,and a special thanks to my sexy wife tiny, for turning me on to this site.you are all so fine.what a treat for me.its like heavan i guess,but so good it could be hell. i do hope you all stop by and see me.i will show mine first..Deano
Im Sooo Sorry..both SidesI'm sorry:
that I was raised with enough respect to not to sleep with you when you were drunk;
I'm sorry:
that my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants;
I'm sorry:
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised;
I'm sorry:
that I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy";
I'm sorry:
that I am actually nice,
not an asshole;
I'm sorry:
that I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things;
I'm sorry:
that I like to spend quality nights
at home cuddling with you, instead
of at a club;
I'm sorry:
that I would rather make love to you
rather than just f**k you
like some random guy;
I'm sorry:
that I am always the one you need to
talk to, but never good enough to date;
I'm sorry:
that I always held your hair back
when you threw up,
and didn't get mad at you
for puking in my car,
and never said a word
when we finally went out (just as friends!!)
and you went home with another guy;
I'm sorry:
t
What Are Your QualitiesWhich Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Love You are Love. Love is the glue that binds us all together. The love of family, the love of friends, the love between husbands and their wives--these things form the foundation of our happiness, our security, and our comfort. "All you need is love."Charity Faith Peace Friendship Courage Which Positive Quality Are You?
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?Your Candy Heart Says "Marry Me"
For you, love is serious business. You don't take dating lightly.
And even if you haven't met the right person, getting married is something you expect to do soon.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park
Your flirting style: subtle and calculating
What turns you off: short term flings
Why you're hot: you're a hopeless romantic with each new relationship
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
How Are ThingsYou know sometimes I have to say I hate this time of year... Let me tell you why... Now I work in Retail a superstore called Sainsburys now many of you will not have heard anything about british stores but this time of year are store starts to get busy and if the store get busy that meas more work for me... and more work for me means longer hours I have to work... and longer hours I have to work means I sleep more and all of this means I do not feel as if I am getting into the christmas sprit... my birthday is also coming up and this is a time I should be feeling happy but I dont... my parents asked me what I would like for my birthday and I really don't know what I want... have I got to that age that I dont even know what I want... Well yes I don't know what I want and I don't even think I ever will... Well I am begining to sound depresive... So I am going to end tonight feeling happy. hehe I brought a new suit a copple of days ago for a big do I am going to this sunday... it will be
Sorryi just want everyone to know in case your mad that im never on or never respond. my computer is very gay and every time i try to do anything it freezes or locks up. im doing my best to keep up but right now it just sucks. i just wanted anyone who cares to know thanx.
Bildo Blog #1Ok, so now I'm a member of CHERRYTAP too...... Not sure what I need with another blog site, but what the hell right? Ain't life just a bowl of cherries? Or more like a bowel that had too many cherries?
Living in the desolate wastelands, as I currently do, there is little to do, not many people to converse with, and a lot of time to one'self.
At least here I don't need to worry about who is trying to get WHAT over on me. Here, most are what they portray, and are pretty straight shooters. Especially those I was raised with. At least they treat me good and know not to fuck with me too much. Back in the city, you never know who is capable of what and FOR what.
Gonna get a taste of the city again soon. Gotta go help rescue another casino in need. I fuckin' hate casinos, but keep getting dragged back into the biz..... After a dozen years or so it really loses it's luster.....
I just need a major windfall and a little place on teh beach somewhere SOUTH of the border.....
The HolidaysWorking in a comic book store in the mall furing the holidays..... *beats self in head with 300th issue of Spiderman* I really must be a masochist....
StupidIf you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
I
Wet And Windy Herestill wet and windy here wet and windy in the uk at moment roll on the summer winter i hate
So Deep That It Didn't Even Bleedokay im starting my daily ritual all over again, i havent done this in so long i barely know where to begin. lol
Well lets see my day pretty much sucked haha big surprise, my life sux so why shouldnt my days! i was suppose to go to california today to pick up my bedroom set cuz im doing my room in this dark medieval dungeon theme, but then i got stuck at my aunts. my couzin zekey got blisters on his ass from sleepin in a shitty diaper its so nasty and i feel so sorry for the kid. i use to treat him like he was my own until i moved out with my mother and now he really doesnt want nothin to do with my. my day, it hasnt been too bad, only im bored as fuck! all i've done all day is share the computer with my evil cuzin and listen to this badass cd i made last night. its got evanescence, bullet for my valentine, buckcherry, hinder, korn, limp bizkit, and kutless on it. i love it! lol but of course im the rocker chick lol. i might even be goin to a concert next month right now its be
Another Rainy DayIt is another Rainy Day here at home.I guess I should be happy that it is not the white stuff. I sure love it when it rains. Snow makes me want to bundle up and sit infront of the fire. Holding a nice hot cup of Hot Coco.
Song Of The Week 10Song Of The Week 10, it's now in double figures...lol. This weeks song is PULL HARDER ON THE STRINGS OF YOUR MARTYR by Trivium
Song Name - Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr
Artist - Trivium
Album - Ascendancy
Song Number - 3 of 12
Song Length - 4:51
Lyrics
The face and the lips tremble as it rips
Your breath quickening as heat rushes in
Pull harder strings martyr
Stop you cry that's a lie
Flush gasping white reddening
You smile and destroy it- it's time that we end this
It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless
Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings
Clawing the skin each kill your weakness
Annihilation your masturbation- tyrant, I'll burn you down
PULL, HARDER, STRINGS, MARTYR,
STOP, you CRY, that's, a LIE!,
FLUSH, GASPING, WHITE, REDDENING!,
You SMILE, and destroy it - it's time that we end this!
It's. our curse, that makes this world so hopeless,
Allowing, our, king to spread his genocidal wings!
It's, our curse,
PoetryWhat do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!)
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Be
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My Haunting PastThe haunting past.
As I watch the dawn of a brand new day- my mind is still haunted by demons from my past. Only from a dream, or a vision of the memory of hope; do I lay with a small hope for tomorrow.
The devils of yesterday, reach out with their fleshless hands- They grab at me. Their fingers have names. I have names them all. They are betrayal – tears – blood – pain and torture. The hand itself is loneliness of the purest kind.
I shiver under those monstrous hands of time.
For they grope into the shadows of my mind. The parts that are left vulnerable to me.
All my secret places. The places I try to hide in.
The darkness always seeks me where I hide until it gets what it wants…
My weaknesses.
My youth. My dreams.
My love. My happiness.
My sanity. My life.
I fill with a scream that rolls off my tongue soundless.
With much effort I wonder what will be next.
I will not let it rob me of my future. Today & tomorrow , I will fight my fears with my own hand. I reach
Wuts Upi'm so comfused why can't i be that person that every one wants me to be the gurl that does absolutely nuth'n wrong well then because i wouldn't be me i don't kno wut i have done that is so bad that my mom can't even look at me or that she wont even say a word to me well then fuck her i'm out but i cant cuzz i want to be wit my baby and it's already hard enough as it is to see each other so if i move then wut would we do? so this is why i am so confused i can't leave cuzz then i would leave the best thing that has ever happend to me behind but i can't stay cuzz then i don't kno wut i would do when i can't control myself and all the shit i do and besides that if i do leave i won't have anywhere to go anywayz cuzz i did the same thing to the fam i have down where i used to live as i did here i disapointed all of them it's like i can't get close to anyone cuzz all i do is hurt them. every single person that i have been around has sumway been pissed off or juss flat out disapionted in m
BlogApparently someone named "Meg" joined and I was the refer o.O Well I do know a Megan, but she has a Cherry Tap and she doesn't really like it... I'm gonna assume that when I had linked the profile to my blogspot someone from there viewed it and joined. Cause I don't know anyone who looks like that or goes by Meg. Today is officially SAD, aka Single Awareness Day, let it be heard! Valentines Day is nothing more than commercialism you don't need a special day to say "I love you" to someone. :)
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Women R Bitchesok so there are about 25% of wwomen i have meet that dont meet the criteria for waht i wrote for the title! but hte other 3/4 fuck you! tonight i was taking hte cab home and a girl got on that i knew since i was like 5, iand i knew her for like 6 years, and hten i moved away , then i ran into her again in the town i live in now. . S he was super nice to me when she first saw me and relized it was me, we got along just fine. but then i found out her b/f was treating her like shit( aka, beating hte shit out of her) and i kinda mentioned to her that i thought it was bull shit and to walk away from it and if he tried abything theres like 50 guys that would beat the living shit out of him, wich htere really was ( mainly cause shes such a sweetheart adn so cute) but i kept telling her i didnt want her to leave cause yes i do have a huge crush on her! but tonight i ran into her ya she was plowed out of her mind, but i tried helping her nad beging nice like i alwasy am and she told me to fu
My Power ColourYour Power Color Is Teal
At Your Highest:
You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future.
At Your Lowest:
You feel in a slump and lack creativity.
In Love:
You tend to be many people's ideal partner.
How You're Attractive:
You make people feel confident and accepted.
Your Eternal Question:
"What Impression Am I Giving?"What's Your Power Color?
Thanks 2 A Sweetie In My LifeI wanna Say Thanks to someone who
means so much to me.....
not only for the silver motorcycle,
or the ring or the rolex or the other
lil things...
But just for being here when i need
her...sure we have our days but oh well
we manage to get through....
but i wanna thank u for being my friend
and more...
and for those of u who would like..stop by
and thank her for an hr of happy hr yesturday.
i am sure she would be thrilled....
thank u sweetie...
yur the best.......
tongue......
MalinMalin,
as i think of your grin and my world starts to spin,
the wholeness of peace once discerned from sin.
the tone that you keep soothes angels that weep.
the one as the all before we all equal none.
the rise and the fall before its even begun
commune with love and become immune to grief
that smile breaks your lips as i gather my peace
if we can all gather good as i rather you would
once we become one what was pain is now numb
what was once numb now knows touch as a cycles begun
teach peace through our touch,
and reach out to everyone.
with no pain or grief soon suffering's deceased
let it disolve incomplete to evolve into peace
we learn the most as we sleep
practical peace within reach
to some its a voice to all its a choice
to me it was an angel disguised as a grin
a wonderful gift a women,
malin.
Steven...i love this guy his name is steven...
i know your thinking how could i after what he did...well heres the truth...its not all his fault at least i dont think it is...i do love him but maybe we both were moving everything a lil too fast...he means the the to me to this day and i know that one day somehow we will be together...and i think he knows it too...steven if you read this which i hope you will then i love you with all of my heart you mean the world to me...i cant imagine myself with anyone else...there i noone in the world that means anything to me compared to you...i cant even imagine being with anyone else...please there has to be a way to fix this...we live worlds apart...our hearts feel the same..and i know that what happened will never go away i know how u feel believe me...just please please talk to me more..send me a message something...I LOVE YOU STEVEN ANGEL AND I ALWAYS WILL!!!!
Helpwell those of you who are junior fans may or may not disagree. it seems that nascar is making a big issue over the bracket. but yet hendricks crew chief had an illegal spring on jimmy johsons car and jeff gordon's crew cheif got caught with something ilegal on that car but yet they appealed and got 1 race suspension but yet jrs crew chief gets 6 race suspension 100 points docked and a 25,000 fine. moral of what i'm getting at is those 2 crew cheifs(chad knauss, steve latart) are immune to any punishment but yet any other crew chief is fair game wtf is up with that?
Gone Crazynew on this and having a hard time with my photos
My ThoughtsI'm stuck in a rut.
Somedays I feel great,
somedays I feel like I have accomplished nothing.
I will graduate in May, with an Associates Degree in Accounting.
I am 43 and I am sure we all at one point in our lives, sit back and wonder where it all went, what have I accomplished.
I love meeting new people and chatting on here and yahoo messenger. Everyone is great. I love the 10s, picture comments, love comments, gifts, and most of all, the awesome friends I have met on here. Thanks to you that, I get up wanting to show my friends love, and chatting. Thank you all very much, for the love and support, that you have given me, since I have joined Lost Cherry/now Cherry Tap.
Angel
Not Trying To Tempt Anyone..but...LAYERED LEMON DESSERT
1 cup flour
1/2 cup soft butter
1/3 cup ground almonds (optional)
2 tbsps sugar
8 oz. pkg. cream cheese
1/2 cup icing sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
1 cup dream whip
7.5 oz. pkg. lemon pie filling
2 egg yolks
1/3 cup water
2 cups boiling water
1/4 cup sliced almonds (optional)
(1) Mix flour, butter, almonds and sugar together until mixture forms a ball and is well combined. Press into an 8" glass pan. Bake at 350f for 15-20 minutes until golden. 'COOL'
(2) Beat cheese, icing sugar and vanilla together until smooth.
Fold in 1/2 the whipped cream.
Spread over COOLED crust.
Refridgerate.
(3) Prepare pie filling according to directions (omitting butter)
Cool to luke warm, stirring occasionally.
Spread over cheese layer.
Refridgerate until cold.
(4) Spread remaining whipped cream over lemon layer.
Refridgerate.
Garnish with sliced almonds, just before serving.
My MoveThis will be the shorest blog in history. === I have moved to Ashville, North Carolina and I am beginning a new life. More later...
My 5 Favorite, FriendsThis is to Thank my 5 Favorite Friends.Bye now they should know who they are.Tall Blondde( Traci),Lady Witch ( Cherie),Maniacal Bliss ( Steph), Lizzy + Devilish Angel( Ellen).My First 4 listed friends combined to give me more 11's an 10's+ great Rateings,than anyone else on all of the CT.I have also seen an saved some of the Best comments Imaginable,from these 4 Sweet Great Women.I'm so Greatful to be Friends with them first 4 women.There are others who have been very Kind to me as well.KAZ Angel Created my Step Daughter a Morph that she Displays with much pride on myspace.Some are just Little things that ,Wether there little things or not.The Cherry Love Displayed from my Friends that I have the Greatest Respect for,an Graditude for is a thousand fold.Now I'm not on CherryTap to meet a new women,fall in Love an Move away.I'm here to Socialize an try to fit in,where in Society I don't always fit in either.Unlike my Special Raters above( lizzy,steph,Cherie,Traci,) Ellen Touched my Hear
Weirdnessok so i have been "talking" to this guy...and we went on a few dates..hes really nice and not my type lmao...well ive ignored him all weekend and i talk to him today and he thinks im his girlfriend or something...crazy right? but i dont wanna be mean and say you annoy me go away what the hell? i have told him many times that i am unsure of what i want because ive been fuked over too many times..oh lord here we go again
First Time, Be Gentle!I think I have gotten it together finally, Thank you to all that have been patient with this process!! Hi everyone! I was invited to this site by a GREAT guy! But I have alot to figure out!! Please be patient while I soak it all in! LOL
Boredjust hangin aroung here bored....wanna chat hit me up
The Navy LifeA soldier is sitting in his barracks room packing up his personal belongings and getting his gear ready for turn in. He has just about a month and a half left and then he will return to the girl who only has eyes for him. He is happy with life in general at this point as he knows his duity done, his life has improved because of what he's done. But with a month and a half left he dreads what he was just told. He dosn't want to make that call to his girl that after a year of waiting she has to wait another 8 months while he is in afganistan before he can hold her again.
Little BoysIt seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him," he said, pointing to the younger boy. "He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
He can't do either one."
A Poem About WolvesA few people on here know of my love for the wolf, so here's a little poem .....
Don't Kill The Wolf
The low murmur of chants
And the slow tempo of the drums,
The Indian braves dance around the fire
As the wolf spirit comes.
The slight bellow of a howl
Off in the distance you hear,
The wolf and Indian are brothers
To each, they show no fear.
They respect one another
Because they share the same land,
The Indian learns from the wolf
The lessons he keeps at hand.
The wolf is strong and stealth
In his characteristic ways,
His howl lets you know
It is the end of the day.
The wolf was many
As in the days of old,
But now there are few
That stand so bold.
The white man shows fear
So with fear, he kills,
Thus, he builds up the land
With all his skills.
The white man doesn't understand
Why the wolf kills,
He too has to survive
With his instincts and skills.
The more man builds the land
The more he takes away,
The wolf has
R.i.pOk, so today freakin sucks, I woke up in a great mood, all stoked cause I'm gonna put some blue in my hair, and then I get the phone call
My friend Jack died.
Damn it this sucks, two friends gone in the last four months.
I am so tired of losing friends. This is number 6, gone.
I'm only 23 I can't believe I've already lost this many friends, this is so shitty.
anyways, I'm gonna dye my hair blue now, he loved it when I had blue hair, I wish he could have seen it again.
One Life One Love One Heart
R.I.P Jack
you will be missed but never forgotten
Having Problems With Sex LifeA woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.
Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us!"
;-D
Mine StuffsSupport her site. Shes nice and has big boobies. But in all seriousness, she is a total sweet heart and deserves your attention and money and support lol so at least swing by her site to check it out. XD
What A Pain In The Cunt!!!http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=494071&i=671775983
I am in a piercing contest (though couldn't put up my nsfw ones hehe) and would love it if you showed your support. You're all dolls;)
So my vertical hood piercing came out in someone's mouth the other day and then got lost altogether. I bought another today but had to go from 14g to 12g because they only had fugly gem ones in 14g and I don't do fugly gems. Well, I didn't have enough time to have my piercer put it in for me so I had to do it myself when I got home. What a fucking pain!!!!!!! Kids, don't try this at home!!!!!! took like 20 minutes and a magnifying mirror but I did it. bad enough putting it in with a horizontal hood in the way but to guage up, too.... ugh. Just thought I'd share my aggravation/success with you.
Lets Get It OnLets Get It On
Marvin Gaye
I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon
Let's get it on
Ah, baby, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we've to be here
Let's live
I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Loving you, baby no no
And giving yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be
I'm asking you baby to get it on with me
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push, won't push you baby
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
C'mon, baby
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on
Please, let's get it on
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Wow WomenThis is more of a rant tha a blog, and if anyone has a n answer hit me up and enlighten me. Why is it women all bitch that they cant find a good man that treats them right, and yet when they do they have to walk all over them and treat them like dirt. Hmmmmm just somethin to ponder. Any input out there lol.
The Raven!!!!Edgar Allen Poe is one of my all time Favorite poetic writers.. He is dark and somber, and full of twists and turns.. I can recite this whole poem backwards and forwards since I was in 7th Grade!!! lol...I would have loved to have met him!!!
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The Raven
[First published in 1845]
..> Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Namel
Number 4time for another installment in my ever growing series. hope y'all enjoy!
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Here we are walking hand in hand through Schenley Park, around 11:00 at night. I am wearing my favorite khaki shorts and an orange polo shirt, sandals on my feet. You are in your usual 'out-on-the-town' uniform of a short, black skirt and white tank top, your red-lace bra showing through. In deference to the heat, you have forsaken you normal thigh-highs and are carrying your heels, since we are currently walking the middle of the ninth fairway.
Taking your hand in mine, I pull you to me and kiss you deeply, my tongue first running over your lips and then as you lean into me, slipping between them. Our tongues dance between our mouths for awhile until we grudgingly break the kiss to spread the blanket I've been carrying. "Are you sure we'll be safe here?" you ask in a whisper.
"Not really, but that's half the fun. We'll just have to take the chance
3 Words After Sex3 Words After Sex
This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make
up any 3 words you can say after sex try not to use what someone
else says.. Put your name and the words below and then repost this.
Lets see what we end up with...
Daniel: your still here!!!
Ryan: I've had better
Tegan: That was it?
Joseph: I faked it.
Jacob: Oh dear god.......
Anthony------Is That Blood?
Victoria: That Was Weird
stephanie~~~Lets go again!
VANESSA:::GOODNITE
JASON ..:::THANK YOU GOODBYE:::..
Davette~ What just happened???]
Debbie~ i love you!!!
Charlene ~ Your kidding right?
Christina ~ ha ha ha!
Jaime ~ Right on Babe!!
Matt- Who are you?
Katt~Where am I?
DUSTINEBRIATED= WOW.... YOUR FAT!!!!
Joseph~Time to smoke
INGRID- I can't move...
William-You want breakfast?
Abby - I gotta pee!
Sally-What's that smell?
Charity- Get off me!
Johnny - Where's my pants?
Roberta- That was great !!!!!!
Sir Dickhead- You're husbands home!
bReZzZy-fuckin "A" babe
Tiffany:
Hatefiles-Damnation-
hey bitch, bring me the gun
my painted hollow heart could care less if you cease to breathe
your actions, so monotonous, predictable an obvious
you make me sick, you make me sick
I don't care about you
I don't think I could
choke you, fuck you, throw you away
just like i should
living doesn't hurt when you don't have a heart
sure i've got one in my chest, but the beat has yet to start
living sure must hurt when you follow your heart
the one I had in my chest, I've cut out with the lie shards
I don't care about you
I don't think I could
choke you, fuck you, throw you away
just like i should
get your shit straight sucker
no one gives a fuck about you
come on motherfucker
show me what you're gonna do
you think I fell in love? sorry for misleading you
you mean everything to me until I'm done and I reload
though you don't mean a thing to me shaking on the floor
I will lead you to safety my bloody, broken little whore
hey bitch, bring me th
If I KnewIF I KNEW
If I knew it would be the last time
That I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly
and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time
that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss
and call you back for one more
If I knew it would
be the last time
I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word,
so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time,!
I could spare an extra minute
to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
If I knew it would be the last time
I would be there to share your day,
Well I'm sure you'll have so many more,
so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there's always tomorrow
to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance
to make everything just right.
There will l always be another day
to say "I love you,"
And certainly the
Cute Is What We Aim ForI got birds in my ears
And a devil on my shoulder
And a phone to the other
And I can't get a hold of her
And what's a crush to do?
And what's a crush to do when he can't get through?
Medically speaking you're adorable
And from what I hear you're quite affordable
But I like them pricey
So exaggerate and t-t-t-t-t-t-trick me
Pretty please, just trick me
Pretty please
I got birds in my ears
And a devil on my shoulder
And a phone to the other
And I can't get a hold of her
And what's a crush to do?
And what's a crush to do when he can't get through?
I'm obsessed and stressed with this mess
I can't think of things
To write down, to type down
And these fingertips are moving faster than these lips
So you can only imagine how jealous my mouth is
So you can only imagine how jealous my mouth is
I got birds in my ears
And a devil on my shoulder
And a phone to the other
And I can't get a hold of her
And what's a crush to do?
What's a crush to do?
I got birds
Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel Too Good MyselfFor you Louis Grizzard fans, you’ll recognize the title. How are you supposed to feel, from day to day that is? Should you always be happy? Don’t we all think something is wrong with people who are too happy all the time? Given the opportunity, wouldn’t those of us in foul moods gather torches, form a mob, and hunt them down like Frankenstein or drive a stake through their hearts like Dracula? Why is that? “Can’t we all just get along?”…What makes us want to beat the happiness out of those with terminal happy happy joy joy syndrome, with a stick, when we aren’t feeling that way? Shouldn’t we all be on an even keel most of the time, somewhere in between happy and sad, sailing through the sea of life in fair weather? Lately, I find that my moods have been a bit more chaotic, more like a roller coaster. Minus of course, the high priced admission to a theme park, or the excitement of actually riding the damn thing. Not exactly something that I enjoy. How do you, even the
Why?I know that everyone says that things happen for a reason but I still dont understand why an infant must die....In this day and age with all the doctors and lifesaving gadgets they have why did she have to die..........For 4 months she faught like a good soldier and then finally gave up. She would have had the best that life had to offer at her feet......Loving parents and wonderful uncles and aunts and a loving twin sister too.. But now the twin sister must go on by herself........I know it is a unanswerable question but I just had to ask............at least she is up in heaven in her grandma's arms now...........
Contest For Friendsgood afternoon family
i need all family to go to the contest thats hosted by wildman55 , an one his family members are in thier she has been thier for us all the time so you know where ur to be with out askin any question , i will be checkin to see who shows up thank you have a great day
good evenin family
i hope evryone is well , ok im askin you all to go help our friend out she she help in rubias contest plz all go show her sum love plz all have a good nite
BootyIf it be a pirate game, then search tha seas no more. This here be the finest pirate game on tha net...harr, harr, harr.....there be enough booty fer the likes of swashbucklers, scalliwags, and all black hearted pirates.....
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The Marriage CreedThe Marriage Creed
So now little man you’ve grown tired of grass
L.S.D., Goofballs, Cocaine, and hash
And someone pretending to be a true friend
Said “I’ll introduce you to miss heroin.”
Well honey, before you start fooling with me
Just let me inform you of how it will be
For I will seduce you and make you my slave
I’ve sent men much stronger than you to their graves
You think you could never become a disgrace
And end up addicted to poppy seed waste
So you’ll start inhaling me one afternoon;
You’ll take me into your arms very soon
And once I have entered deep down in your veins
The craving will nearly drive you insane.
You’ll need lots of money, as you have been told
For darling, I’m much more expensive than gold
You’ll swindle your mother and just for a buck
You’ll turn into something vile and corrupt
You’ll mug and you’ll steal for my narcotic charm
And feel contentment when
Hellohow the hell is every one
Only He KnowsOnly he knows the passion that resides in her.
Only he knows the radiance of beauty no one else can see.
Only he knows how to light her heart's fire.
Only he knows about her deepest desire.
Only he knows of the truth deep within her heart.
Only he knows if true love could really start.
Only he knows her pain when she cries.
Only he knows what things make her fly.
Only he knows.......
Spiderman Halloween CostumeSpiderman Halloween Costume
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If you want to be Spiderman this Halloween then read up on how to make your own Spiderman Halloween Costume! It won't be easy finding the perfect tights to fit you, but once you do you'll be so happy that you'll be climbing the walls! I suggest you get yourself multiple pairs of nylons or stockings and then dye each one a different color depending on how you plan to use them. For instance, you can use one of the pairs as the upper body: so dye the middle part red. Once it has been dyed red you can paint some of the spider webs onto the chest area. This can easily be done using fabric paints. Use blue dye on the stockings you will wear on your legs. For the spidey boots, get an old pair of shoes and spray paint them red. For your masque, you can also use a small piece of red-dyed nylon and make some holes for the eyes. Remember that nylon st
Friends With BenefitsFriends Wit Benefits
It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!!
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
Freind's With Beny'sFriends Wit Benefits
It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!!
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
Contest Bombing Help PleaseHello to all my family and friends and fans. I need your help comment bombing this contest. I well link you to the picture. I just maxed out my comments. please come bomb this contest. We don't need the help to stay in the lead. we have a very big lead. But the main prize requires 100000 comments by the 30th at 9:00 pm CST.We needded 20100 by 7:00pm tonight but only have 16320. so please come help us. I would have made a pretty blog but don't have the time. PLEASE come help.
Ice ManOk gang, I know some of you are sick of me beggin to help my friends out. But they cant help it if they are loosers!!! lol just kiddin, rate fan and add he will do the same blah blah blah and thanks love u all!!
PJ "Iceman" Marrin@ fubar
My First TickerThanks to Freedom isn't free for hosting the contest and to all my friends that helped me get third place to win my ticker. I am so greatful to have Pussay, Brown Eyes, Sharon, Kittycat and Rockin for helping me in my contest if I missed anyone I am sorry. Couldn't really say all that in my ticker but if you see it thanks everyone. Glad to have ya'll as my friends love ya'll Bitchy Babygirl FireFighter's Wife
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Do This Plse1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
Thoughts Of A Dying Man ....Your eyes are like old seas,
two lines of a song
that is not written yet.
But your eyes are like the winter cold,
i can see them, on my mirror
drawn with wine, old and happy.
And your eyes are like a burning prison,
that sings me song treason
Old songs of no reason.
No reason,
love does not need a reason.
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Shine OnThis is on myspace and NO,I don't give that out either my kids and family are the reason I have it...
NOTE ADDING SMALL PICTURE COMMENTS IS OK..TY
The Room...please Read17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a
class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told
his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I
ever wrote." It also was the last.
Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while
cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had
been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of
his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework.
Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering
Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's
life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore
realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such
an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr.
Moore said.
Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was drivi
To AllJust wanted to send a Blessed holiday to everyone and those two special people in my life. Blessed Be...
Tracey's Place...Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
I've been awake for a while now
you've got me feelin like a child now
cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place
It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go
The rain is fallin on my window pane
but we are hidin in a safer place
under covers stayin safe (*) and warm
you give me feelins that I adore
It starts in my toes
make me crinkle my nose
where ever it goes
i always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go
What am I gonna say
when you make me feel this way
I just........mmmmmm
It starts in my toes
make me crinkle my nose
where ever it goes
i always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go
I've been asleep for a while now
You tucked me in just like a chi
Write It On The Back Of Your EnvelopesI THINK THIS A GREAT IDEA. I WILL START WRITING THIS ON FRONTOF ALL MY ENVELOPES, TOO!
You may have heard in the news that the Post Office has been forced to take down small posters that say "IN GOD WE TRUST! .
"The law, they say, is being violated.
Anyway, I heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write "IN GOD WE TRUST " on the back of all our mail...after all, that is our national motto, and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. I think it is a wonderful idea.
We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed.
It has been reported that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having "In God We Trust"on our money and having God in the pledge of Allegiance.
Could it be that WE just need to take action and tell the 14% to sit down and shut up?
When I Hear It“His Voice”
HIS VOICE IS SO TENDER
AND GENTLE IT
MAKES ME QUIVER
INSIDE AND OUT
WHEN I HEAR IT
HIS VOICE IS AS SOOTHING
AS THE SUNSET
AND THE OCEANS SOUNDS
IT MAKES MY HEART MELT
WHEN I HEAR IT
HIS VIOCE IS AS COMFORTING
TO MY SOUL AS HIS TOUCH
IS TO MY HEART
WHEN I HEAR IT
HIS VOICE IS THE ONLY THING THAT
I HEAR WHEN GETTTING UP
IN THE MORNING IT’S THE
LAST THING I HEAR WHEN I
GO TO BED AT NIGHT
WHEN I HEAR IT
HIS VOICE IS ALWAYS WITH ME
NO MATTER WHERE I AM
OR WHERE I TURN
AND I THANK “GOD”
FOR HIS VOICE
WHEN I HEAR IT
Me!Friends
(69)- o.k. then!!! wish i really could 69 right about now!!! LOL
Family
(3)
Fans
(34)
Fan-of..
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The Letter ETodays Fubar is brought to you by the Letter E!
Yeah Im just wasting time being stupid
N how are you today?
I must be bored out of my mind or just plain stuck in fubar land!!
Does anyone have any letter Es to share
lol
E!
It Was A Give Away ....WTF!!!??? Granted,i wasnt givin away alot,but i thought my SO CALLED "'FREINDS,FAmILY, & FANS"would at least want the $1000,but have only had a TOTAL OF 2 peeps that responded.????????Free Fu bucks & 2 people replyed...if dont want any of it ITS YOUR LOSS!!!!!At least I now know WHO are the TRUE freinds!!!!lol
HAVE A GREAT WEEK END ALL OF YOU!!!
Bye Fubarits pretty sad when Fubar askes you to refer people to join and when you do they rob you account and reset you to 0.
Last night I went to bed with 1,4xx,xxx fubucks and just as many points with 23 invites sent and 19 joined. Today I wake up and have 0 fubucks, 0 points and 23 invites and none joined!!!!!!!!!!!
MOst of my invites have salutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then when I ask I get no response other than I need to email fubar support.
I am about out of here.. this is BS!!
Shared LoveIn the star light sky
I look up to see the moon
Wishing that I could hold you
Out in the open underneath the stars
Resting my head on your chest
Slowly smiling ever so softly
Knowing that this is where I long to be
In your strong and loving arms
Within a dream state of mind
I seem to be right now
As I wish upon the silver moon
Wishing and hoping against all hope
That soon we can share
This blessed embrace of arms
Even if just for a single night
Just to know and share our love for one another
In My Own Words !LIFE
THERE ARE MOMENTS IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKE YOU AND SET THE COURSE OF WHO YOU ARE GOING TO BE.....
SOMETIMES THEY ARE LITTLE SUBLTE MOMENTS AND SOMETIMES THEY ARE BIG MOMENTS YOU NEVER SAW COMING...
NO ONE ASKS FOR THEIR LIFE TO CHANGE, BUT IT DOES. ITS WHAT YOU DO AFTERWARDS THAT COUNTS..
I Will Never Accept To Take Someone's Mistake On Me ,,,
If You Been Hurt By Some One Blame them Not Me PLEASE ...
If a Man Beats a Woman Then He Is Not a Man ,, He Is a Chicken
Dont Make Anyone Priority In your Life If You Are Just An Option In Their Life
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in
Women Should be treated like glass and diamonds ... easy to break and a value to have
Trust is big treasure if you find it in some one then be sure you are rich person
Smile is the key for every one's heart... with it y
Whateverso i work overnites and now have no life. everyone brags about parties, drinking, and now i have to fucking work.. yay .. oh this blows.. well gotta go get ready for fucking work.
peace
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DavidI don't log in here much. Catch me on MySpace:
http://profile.myspace.com/david_lohr I have started reporting daily news for the Discovery Channel's new website Investigation Discovery. Check it out and feel free to comment:
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While you there be sure to check out:
Hollywood: Sometimes celebrities aren't posing for the red carpet – they're posing for their mug shots, as told by crime writer Corey Mitchell:
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~you.......only You~~You......Only You~
When I think of you,
so many emotions run through my mind.
When I don't hear from you,
so many concerns tear at me.
Like a mighty waterfall, fierce and thundering
a deafening roar -
spray enveloping everything around.
So am I surrounded by you.
Like a babbling brook,
slipping quietly over pebbles
gently flowing, gurgling.
Such is the peace you give to me.
Like a gentle breeze,
cooling a heated brow
caressing fevered skin.
So you calm my heart.
Like a summer sky,
glimmering sun warming the earth
shining its light around.
So you warm my soul.
Like the birds in the trees,
singing their happy songs
for all to hear.
So your voice cheers me.
Like a rose,
petals opening to release
it's fragrance.
So your smile thrills me.
Like a precious gem,
glowing, polished, rare
admired by all who see it.
So your eyes inspire me.
Like the summer grasses,
waving gently in the breeze
inviting, fragrant, soft.
So you hair
Contest!!! Woot!!I WON!! WOOT!! WOOT!!
This was my first contest and you guys rocked for all you did!! :)
Thank you to all that helped me on my first contest.
Angl - 2801 pts
Baddest Milf - 2710 pts
Here are some that came out to help me and I know I am missing a few people and I am sorry I couldn't get everyone on this list, let me know if I missed you and I will gladly add you!! :)
Again ~ THANK YOU TO ALL!!!!!!!!
And thank you JohnnyDevil for being so RaNdOm on a boring Monday afternoon!! :) He was the Awesome Host!! :)
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Wally World GreeterWAL-MART GREETER..........
A very loud, unattractive,mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids,yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance....
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have
there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't twins....''The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice.' Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Happy 21st Birthday To Me.I just wanted to thank all of my friends that could remember today was my birthday. (Even if you had to use your reminder) I appriciate that you took 2 minutes to either send me a card, balloons, or leave a comment on my page. To my three friends that celebrated my birthday with me tonight, "Thank you."
Then there are a few of you who sucessfully managed to make me want to cry. You know who you are. I'm not talking about everybody on fubar who I have added to my friend's list. So, please do not take offense to this if you do not know me personally. The ones of you that do though and completely blew me off. Well thank you so very fucking much for making me realise how much I fucking mean to you. I'm so fucking glad that you are so fucking busy that you couldn't take five fucking seconds to send me a shout or a message on yahoo to tell me happy birthday. I am really glad that your life is so great at this point that you don't need your friends. I want you to keep this in mind the next
Being SillyThis is the last season for the Yankee's to play in "Yankee Stadium" I have done random searches for tickets online, as far as looking at September tickets. I honestly feel at this point I need to sell my soul to see just one game. I did find a set of tickets, but they are $240. I have been a Yankee fan my whole life. I live for the Yankee's.
That's it. I'm selling my soul.
Support Our Troops!!!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H
Pet PeevesJust because a guy stumbles onto your profile and decides to take 2 seconds out of their day to rate you does not mean that the guy is gay and wants to do you.
Get a grip!
I take time to rate others, male or female, couldn't care less which because of any of the following reasons;
A) I enjoyed reading your profile.
B) I think it would be cool to get to know you.
C) Because I think you're a good looking person.
D) Because I can.
Or a number of other reasons. If you're a guy and I rated you and you're thinking "Oh my God, a guy rated me!!", stop being so homophobic and deal with your own demons from within; because every time you masturbate you prove to yourself and the world that you're at least 25% gay.
That's just a bit of food for thought ha ha.
Personally I could care less of how you view the world around you, just don't assume because I'm a guy and I rated you that it's because I want to try and do you. So you can stop sending me Shout Box messages stating tha
She's A Super FreakWindy Is In A Contest Needs Less Then 1300 To Finish Please Go Give Her Some Comments And Help Her Out !!!!!!!!
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Need comments and rates also plz and thank you
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Things Learned By Hearing My Neighbor Having Sex...1) It is still unacceptable to use the word “cunt” while in the throes of passion. For example, saying “Yeah…I’m gonna pound that cunt” will still get you a swift kick in the balls. Even worse, you’re not getting any pussy from the girl whatsoever. You fail.
2) “Can I? Can I?” = May I please stick my penis in your butt. Now, if you’re going to ask this question, you better be damn sure she’s going to say “Yes, you may.” Because if she says no, she’ll act like you just called her a cunt. You fail again.
3) She would always come home with a guy she met at the bar. And the guy would always have a bag from Taco Bell in his hands. So…Guy and Girl meet at bar. Girl invites Guy back to her apartment. Guy and Girl stop at Taco Bell. Guy and Girl have sex. Therefore, Guy + Girl + Girl’s apartment + Taco Bell = Sex. So guys, buy a girl Taco Bell and then go to her apartment and you’re in like Flynn.
4) Thugs/Gangsta-types last no more than an hour. For
Random RantingOkay, so I am driving along today, which by the way is shit cause it was raining thus why I am home. Thank you Florida Fucking Weather! This mental midget shoots out right behind me, doing about 30 in a parking lot and I almost hit her. Well thanks for that lady, give me a fucking heart attack and THEN tell me "learn to drive." Well as you can imagine I was not too happy at this point, so I politely informed her that her driving skills may be good but her vision was found lacking, that perhaps at 90 she should go a little slower when driving through FUCKING PARKING LOTS! Okay, am I the only person that sees this shit? Seriously, if you are in a parking lot, your best bet is to do a moderate speed. 10 to 15 miles per hour. And on the topic of parking lots, I would just like to thank all you idiots that drive around a parking lot for 20 minutes looking for that parking spot RIGHT in front of the FUCKING DOOR! I have parked, got what I needed and gotten back in my car all before you have
Say Hello To My New Fuowner!With a generous bid in the Princess' fuAuction, Cynde has purchased my fuServices for one month. Please show her some fuLove, she gladly returns it.
~Cynde~ Shadow Leveler,Owned by Sarcastk1 , Owner of 'Kid SyN ~Juggalo Mafia & Redz28@ fubar
JobHey guys I am looking for a job now that all 3 of my monsters are in school. If anyone in Lafayette knows of anywhere hiring drop me a line please. Thanks so much in advance for your help.
My Pimpout From JakeI would like to introduce you to an amazing lady. She is getting close to Godmothering and since she is always here to help others I was hoping you would stop by and show her some love. Rate her pics, rate her stash and lets get her closer to Godmother level.
♡J
Religion QuizHmmmm....I am a Pagan! (with a big hint of Christian and a dash of islam)
Which is your religion?created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Pagan (Wiccan)You are Pagan/Wiccan. you believe that problems can be solved without violence. That what will come back o you good or bad. You believe that there is a Goddess and that nature is symbolic. You live your life by the Wiccan Rede.
"An' It harm none, do as ye will."
Pagan (Wiccan)
100%Christian
75%Islamic
25%Satanist
0%Athiest
0%
Newbienew to this.. stop by and welcome me..
I'm getting away from myspace looking for something more "grown up".
tell me how grown up you can be!
~ Oral Caress ~***Oral Caresses***
Cradled between your tender thighs
I lift you to my mouth.
The abundance of your wetness greets me
and my mouth overflows with your warm essence.
Your sweet taste is on my tongue
and your fragrance delights my senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach.....
For I Wish To Consume You......
Peace.....
ScorpioAstrologers broadly agree that the following are the characteristics of Scorpio:
* Intense [5][3]
* Powerful [5][3][6]
* Determined / tenacious / persevering [5][3]
* Emotional / sensitive [5][3]
* Calm but seething [5][3]
* Reserved / withdrawn [5][3]
* Secretive [5][3]
* Deep / profound [5][3]
* Passionate [5][3]
* Loyal / devotional [5][6]
* Ambitious [5][6]
* Extreme [5][6]
* Willful / fanatical [5][3]
* Mysterious / magnetic [3][6]
* Deeply resentful / brooding / potentially destructive [3][6]
Scorpio is the Zodiac sign that indicates the deepest interest in sexual matters, and for most Scorpios, sex is an expression of love.
Hmm makes me wonder if those are good things or bad lol :-P
For All The Gusy Outher Add Me At Ym Or Msnhi there to all the members of fubar... im shiella,new member on fubar i already join hir yesterday... you can also add me on your ym or msn...
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Life In GeneralWell its Monday and today has been a rough day. Work wasn't all that bad but it was one of those days where you aren't sure what you are going to have to do and you really can't prepare yourself.
But other than that I've had a great day. And life in general is going good. House is great, kid is great, job is good and friends are plentiful. I just wish that I could trust what some people say. I hate playing things by ear and not knowing whether people are telling you the whole truth, ya know? But that's what's gotta happen for now, so that's what I'm doing.
Wish me luck!
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Oct 19thThese fabulous 7 people r having a happy hour right behind each other and each of them have a auto 11 bling that they will be using for there happy hour.
The first happy hour for these fabulous five starts at 2 pm Sunday Oct 19th Fubar time.
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For What It Is Worth....Well I know I am not a great writer of this but here goes. Looking around at the world the last little while, I have had a little more growth. My parents were here for a visit two weeks ago my first time I have seen them in a year because of the work I do and the distance between us. I have come to realize I truly miss them. It was not more then five minutes out the door off to my office and it hit me. A new chapter in life has started. During this time I must thank everyone out here for making me godfather. I never thought I was going to get there, but I did with all the support of my friends old and new that helped me get there. I thank you for just being there to have the time to come by and rate me, view, & say hello from time to time. This place may seem to be just a stopping place on the map of life, but I have some made some good friends with a lot of great laughs here late night. Plus, I have I think helped a few people along the way with simple time on the phone, or even get
MiamiI am cool as$ hell want to get to no others and live life.
A Lesson In LifeYou cant treat people that you love, as if they are nothing to you. Cuz after so much disrespect, they won't be there for you. You don't care, or see a reason to care right now. You dont even care whne their tears come down. But soon or later you will see, that the ones you caused pain, were the ones you will need. Those are the kind who will, now, only live in your mind.You will regret, without a doubt in my mind, everything that you did when you look around and theres no one to be found. You have now been left behind. When your time comes and you slip, then you fall. You'll be devastated. Your heart will break when theres no one there to call. But I myself, I know your game. I've been there and done that so I dont wanna play. I've got to admit I care alot for you. But not enough to be a part of the damage you'll do. Therefore I must back away. I cant stay, now that I've seen your ways. If you can treat everyone else that way, nothing will stop you from treating me that way. I won't a
My Pet PeevesOne thing I'll never fathom is seeing a beautiful woman who is dressed in such a way as to draw attention to her figure, then blow her lid if I happen to notice.
Several times in the course of my existence, something similar has happened. I've seen women of varying ages wearing sheer tops with no bras; "Daisy Dukes" that have been cut shorter than you'd expect or believe; very low-cut cleavage-exposing tops, among other things.
I, being human and a male, have naturally noticed these things. Pretty much all of these women have caught me noticing (I don't stare, heh heh), and a lot of them have given me smiles in return, which tells me that they've dressed that way specifically to be noticed, and their reasons for this are their own; I don't make assumptions. The flabbergasting thing happens to be the few - the very few - who dress this way, then get indignant when they get noticed. I've even been chewed out a couple times, enough that I have started responding by pointing out to
The Light I Needi had just found that one great girl it was so something more i was hopein she was the one but guess i had put more in it then she ever did cuz i was the one that couldnt stop think bout her couldnt sleep couldnt talk with out her up in my head just thinkin whens the next time imma see her but i guess she the one that i will miss to the end of time cuz she was the one graet girl up in my life that i had ever found but i guess i just didnt no she was just palyin the game n guess wut damm she won n i lost n im just here just think bout the pass well she moves on n i have to find the only way out of this n as i find the way out i find out just a lil more she did it cuz she scard so i dont no more so i think i still have to find the way out but u never no from day to day u just might turn back n the way out is the way thow nomatter wut way u go i just have to find that light at the end of the rode even tho this rode might be drak for a lil long time i just have to keep myself up in any
Understanding The Opposite Sex.Ok, this is my first blog here. Topic might have been done, but not by me. So lets open the discussion. Who here understands the opposite sex?
My Heart, His LandThe night eyes, are but like yours, and
weird how much the heart asks about them
without you what will I and this life worth
you , a sun the earth roves forever around
where the wings of passion, have found a ground
in which my greetings with & on forever land..
for the dearest person, the special name..
whom if about I willed to talk ,life would
pass by and my words yet would never end
as the sun sets, no one flies to my mind but you
and the night gently dies tiring my questions
only you on my mind,no matter how long the nights are
with songs of passion singing alone with you being far
how I desire to see the face of my life ,where you stand.
with yours coming through time to hold my hands
I have nothing but my love , passion and feelings
with some wounds that your love is healing..
a heart whose beats counting the seconds
though distance been hurting the breathe I inhale
despite the pain that history brought, but now is pale
..we will be there to return
Pimpin And EasyWELL LETS SEE IM A ONE OF A KIND LMAO NAH, I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL YOU CAN REACH SO IF YOU CAN PLS COME HELP
Why Is It That Most Of The Women's Pictures On Here Are SleezyI have noticed for a long time now that 90% of the women on here have very sleezy to down right display images.
I personally feel that women on here do not need to exploit themselves to get attention. I am well aware that this is a social network designed and creadted for adults. I am perfectly ok with the ones that have their flirtatious to sexual pictures in a private album of which members of this site by the owners choosing can view the photos.
I however believe that a woman's breasts and pussy should not be spead from here to kindom come just to get men to talk to her. Even if the woman is not easy she is labeling herself that way for posting images like that.
So to all you breast showing pussy spreading whores, make your fucking pictures private.
Also do not bash me simply because I do not have any pictures of a sexual nature for all to veiw. I am proud of the fact that I do not need to reveal my body on this site or any other site to get to know people. I am not prude and am
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Best Breastits the 3rd annual best breast contest.its now underway,,have to send the pics to me at dkn522@windstream.net
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Hi EverybodyWhat's poppin everybody. My name is Ray Sabourin. Im 24 yrs old with a hell of a personality. If you wanna know more just hit me up on an inbox :)
Special FriendOne day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, “Why would anyone bring home all his books on Friday? He must really be a nerd.”
I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up, and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.
My heart went out to him. So I jogged over to him, and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, “those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.” He looked at me and said, “Hey thanks!” There w
About MeI have Anxity,Depression,Fibromyalgia so when you see my status saying "WILL SHOW SOON" its cause im tired and don't feel good or im busy doing stuff around here helping people to leave profile comments. Usually i only take breaks for about a week or a day depends on whats going on. If I don't leave you a profile comment back also its cause fubar glitch and took my comments away. The times im usually on is around 5:00 P.M. thru 12 A.M Fubar Time. I usually will relax inbetween those times. leaving profile comments on everyones page. I don't beg for or My Favorite color is blue or September birthstone. I Owls. So if you see owl I will plus cookie's since that is my screenname. Cookie is my screen name cause as you see im sweet like one.
Confusedthis shit is so confusing i keep getting lost and dont know what to do grr......
Larryi love to party an have fun
Kick Ass Party Last Nitewell damn anyone wanna come over for dinner theres plenty of leftovers....
we had bean and cheese salsa,summer sausage and cheese,pretzels n good mustard,chicken, brats, hamburgers, pasta salad, potato salad, chips, pickles, olives and awesome jello cake!! and plenty of drinks beer of course some shit called e and j,boones farm,more beer...
for my parties i always provide the meats and everyone has to bring something well unless we dont need anything!!!!
well i was totally tore up from the floor up cant wait to see the fucked up pics me and my friends took!!!!!!!
i was glad my friends showed up!!!!!!! all i kept thinking tho was wtf wheres the rest of my socalled friends!!!!
but i was actually content just meant that i know who my real friends are and i know who my real friends are that will just show up late lol
well 5 more showed up bout 11:30pm i was so freakin happy they finally did......im sure the pictures will reflect that lol
about 1am everyone started goin home except
Rough WeekIt had been a rough week at work, and he was glad to get back home to relax. He had just walked in the door when he heard the phone ringing. He sighed when whoever it was hung up when he answered. He walked back to his bedroom to undress and crash for the night and was startled at what he saw. Standing at the foot of his bed with her hands on her hips was a girl. She was wearing a strapless black corset, low-rise black panties, and thigh-high black hose held up by black garters that matched her black high heels. Her shiny dark hair was long and soft around her face; her dark eyes sparkled. The only color to be found was her bright red lipstick and matching nail polish.
He stood in the doorway for a moment, unable to move. How did she get in here? he thought. The slight worry he was feeling soon left him when he stopped wondering how and started wondering why she was here. She was obviously there for a purpose and the way she was dressed...he had to admit it turned him on a little. A
MeI moved here five years ago, moved here because I'd met someone online. Everything was going good with life till 5 months ago, She asked if he ex husband could move in till he could get back on his feet, Me being the type of person I am agreed not knowing that everything would change. More about that in a bit let me give you a little insight as to why the ex husband had a "need" to get back on his feet. in two words child support, He had not been paying any so it finally caught up to him he went to the pen for it, during his time in the pen she and him had been "pen pals" and a few phone calls, of which I should've got the hint then ( every time he'd call she would go to another room to talk) well time passes and one day she asked if it'd be ok for him to move in till he could get on his feet, This was May that he was released and moved in, That very day everything changed "I Love You" is never heard from her she shows absolutely no emotion toward me, Unless she wants sex...
Well I've
The Soundtrack To My LifeIF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
Opening Credits:
Sunny Day- Deana Carter
Waking Up:
Trees- Marty Casey
First Day At School:
My Favorite Revolution- Eugene Edwards
Falling In Love:
Call of Distress- Marty Casey
Fight Song:
Liars Inc- Freakhouse
Break up song:
If It's Wrong-Friends of Lizzy
Prom:
Ok Alone-Gabriel Mann
Lifes Ok:
Not hot to trot- Von Iva
Mental Breakdown:
Cardiff- Stone Sour
Driving:
This Side- Nickel Creek
flashback:
Clinic- Marty Casey
Back Together:
Shooting Star- Poison
Wedding:
Urbia- Kissinger
Birth of child:
Life less ordinary- Carbon leaf
Final Battle:
The Nameless- Slipknot
Death Scene:
Eyes can't see- Marty Casey
Funeral Song:
Prelude 3.0
Blah, Blah, BlahgOk..as some of you may remember, and surely couldn't care less, Swerve was gonna fulfill her New Year's resolution, and purchase some underwear.
I claimed I was goin' to Vicky's Secret and buyin' girly, lacy unmentionables...but my Scottish frugality got the better of me and I decided that before I spent all sorts of money on undies, I'd do well to test drive a pair before I bought expensive ones. Only makes sense, does it not? Right.
Sooo...I did what any self respecting girl in the south does when she wants something cheap. I went to Wal-Mart!
I had high hopes of findin' cheap undies; and with visions of a shopping cart with four working wheels burning feverishly in my brain....I sashayed ( Yes, I sashayed. Swerve would never do something so mundane as "walk"!!) past the Nascar T-shirts and boxes of laundry soap printed in Spanish, took a right at the giant display of scrubble puffs ( 97cents! ) and found myself in some sort of pret-a-porter labyrinth of spring fashio
Get To Understand Genises BetterUNDERSTANDING GENESIS
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
The Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
Lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
And Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add
Some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
That Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,
And sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
Size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
Side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said,
ScuicidalFor the past two years
Ive lived in sorts, a dream state
Now upon awakening,
I no longer believe i can deal with reality
The pain all to real
The sorrowful lead weight in my chest
"Im trapped in this world lonely and fading heart broke and waiting"
There are oh so many people with no complications in there lives
Not one of them has had to wipe blood from the walls
Not one of them has had to wipe there own blood from the floors
Not one of them has had to lie about things to people they know
I know there are other people who deal with these,
Horrid things from my nightmares
But whom do I turn to
When all the Light from my eyes has faded?
When all the weight in my chest has caused it to implode
Rendering it numb?
There are so many questions without any answers
The passion drained from my eyes
The feeling drained from my soul
The meaning drained from my life,
Everyone thinks they know you so well
That they know when you lie
That they know when you are sad
That t
This Is Funny Show Me Someone That Will Sign ThisI would not sign this would you .
FEMALE PRECOITIAL AGREEMENT:
I, the undersigned, agree that:
1. In the highly unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you've drunkenly rolled on top of me, as is entirely normal and in accordance with the natural order of things, and pumped away for two minutes, I shall politely fake one. It'll be a really good act too, with me saying stuff like "Oh, you're so good, you're the best" and howling like a cat that's being repeatedly jabbed with a compass.
2. Should your mother show me any photos of you as a child, like those ones taken at your auntie's wedding where you've got a velvet bow tie and a pudding-bowl haircut, I shall make no comment. Ever. Or even look at you in a way that suggests they are all "funny".
3. I fully understand that a woman's main role in any relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe in the bathroom or your football team loses, I agree that - by some complex scientific equation incompre
Wm3...michale GravesMichale Graves WM3 WAD Statement
November 12-19, 2006 has been designated West Memphis Three World Awareness Week. All across this country and internationally, people will coordinate and hold events to raise awareness for and support the fight to free Jason Baldwin, Jessie Misskelley Jr, and Damien Echols, innocent men, persecuted by men of law and power in West Memphis, Arkansas. Damien has been sentenced to death for a crime no one proved he committed.
The awful reality of all this has also robbed the three young boys who were murdered the justice they deserve as well. Chris Byers, Steven Branch, Michael Moore and their families deserve justice, where there has been none so far.
To what level of moral bankruptcy have we fallen? If we as a society turn our eyes away from Damien and these issues, how far has our judiciary system fallen that a court will allow killing a man on a procedural basis, rather than on the merit of his claims?
No where is this fight more important
WellI've just became a member of Cherry tonight. So far, I"m liking it!! :-) Still tryin to figure it all out though, so for anyone messaging me...please be patient..lol..I'm learning!
Somethings Gotta GiveHave you ever noticed that there is something missing in your life. You work all the time make lots of money, go out alone and go on trips. And then at the end of the day as you unlock the door you realize its back the feeling of being alone in an empty house no one to share your life with, no one to laugh with no one to love. and thats when you realize "somethings gotta give".
Dont make the same mistakes i have, live life to the fullest have fun and remember LOVE HARD..FORGIVE HARDER..AN FALL IN LOVE HARDEST
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME THANKS
Religion And PhilosophyQ. What is Wicca?
A. Contrary to what those who choose to persecute or lie about us wish to believe, Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of thinking and life which promotes oneness with the divine and all which exists.
Wicca is a deep appreciation and awe in watching the sunrise or sunset, the forest in the light of a glowing moon, a meadow enchanted by the first light of day. It is the morning dew on the petals of a beautiful flower, the gentle caress of a warm summer breeze upon your skin, or the warmth of the summer sun on your face. Wicca is the fall of colorful autumn leaves, and the softness of winter snow. It is light, and shadow and all that lies in between. It is the song of the birds and other creatures of the wild. It is being in the presence of Mother Earths nature and being humbled in reverence. When we are in the temple of the Lord and Lady, we are not prone to the arrogance of human technology as they touch our souls. To be a Witch is to be a heal
Just WonderingWell this is my first blog here, and I was just wondering why people hate, and just can't get along. Several years ago, someone tried to interfere with my family (ie: my wife and I) and I even tried to be a friend, then this person did the unthinkable, he convinced my wife to make the biggest mistake of her life. Yes I have forgiven her. However now that this person other relationship has ended, who does he run right back too? My Wife. This is even after to spread lies about her and bad mouthed her to no end. All I ask is you had your chance, you failed, like you have with every married women you talk to, so just leave me and my family alone. This blog is not to start any trouble simply to state feelings I have, and wondering why must people try to invade where they are not welcome?
Wierd PoemsHow do I do this, how can I deal with the pain
So many things is going wrong, so many losses with no gain
So many mixed feelings, so many dark thoughts
A never ending nightmare, with no lessons being taught
You clouding my brain, hatred clouding my mind,
My love clouding my heart, my hate clouding everything that’s behind
What do I do, how can I make this end
Do I take my own life, or let it go with the wind
The sky is dark now, there is no place to go
I don’t know what’s going on, and there’s no way to know
I wish this would end, I wish I would wake
So many things to wish for, nothing left to take
This life is over, time to start a new
No one left to start it with…..but wait…now there’s you…
Ricky Dale Stone….
One life to live, one way to go
No where to turn, y is there two roads
No signs pointing, no hints to where they lead
Nothing telling us what to do, no blood left to bleed
No one here to help, does anyone even care
Who thinks about
From The Insane Mind Of LanaI've only been on for a few days and you all have really made me feel welcome.. I can't tell ya what a boost this has all given me after my divorce.. I just wanted to say Luv ya All!!
Twitch's Story Tell'en CornerHappy Holidays
Well, it's that time of year soooo, Happy Hoildays to ya all.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Years, a cherry yule and all thoe other holidays! (See, I can be PC friendly...Now, where did I put that slave? Get out here hick!)
So yeah, good fortune and good time to you and yours.
Ta,
"It was a dark and stormy day, the wind blew like the bellows of hell, the rain came down as if the heavens had been torn apart. The people hid in fear, with in their homes, while I smiled and enjoyed the lovely weather."
Don't you hate it when you can't seem to go anywhere without forgetting something?
I swear, someone up there hates me.
HolidaysWishing all friends and family, and all the other Cherries I have yet to meet, a Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Happy Quansit, Happy Chanaka, through another Yule lof on the fire and so on and so forth.
What Happened To Common Courtesy?What has happened to world today that simple courtesy is no longer applied? A simple thank you or pardon me has now turned into a screw you cause I can mentality.
Driving down the interstate has become a combat zone because of narrow mind self-centered people. They think they can change lanes with a turn signal. When you get upset, they flip you off as if YOU did the wrong thing. Now I drive over the speed limit on the interstates and I am aware that I may get a ticket if I becuase I do drive fast, but who authorized that person to drive in the fast lane at 5 miles below the limit? I thought the slower traffic should be on the far right, am I wrong. I may drive fast, but I am also the person that drives in the fast lane and that will move out of the lane once I have passed the slow people.
What about the people that sit at the traffic signals with the radio so loud it cause my windows to shake. Hint, if your music causes me to miss part of my AC-DC song, then yours ma
If You Care...please Do This For MeWhat If...
0. We never met each other:
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave your home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:
WOULD YOU
13. Help me if I needed it?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?
HAVE YOU EVER
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?
AND MORE
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in three words:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now
My True Loves Name Begins WithYour true love's name begins with the letter A-G!!!!!!
Examples:Aaron...Brett...Cody...Dillion...Eric...Franky...Gary
Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
Recipes....lolMexican Bean Pie...
INGREDIENTS
* 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, drained and rinsed
* 1 (15 ounce) can pinto beans, drained
* 1 (16 ounce) can refried beans
* 1 (2 ounce) can sliced black olives
* 1/2 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
* 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
* 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced
* 1 tablespoon ground cumin
* 1 tablespoon chili powder
* ground black pepper to taste
* 5 (10 inch) whole wheat tortillas
* 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
* 1/2 cup salsa (optional)
* 1/2 cup sour cream (optional)
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 10 inch round cake pan or springform pan.
2. In a large saucepan over medium-high heat, mix black beans, pinto beans, refried beans, olives, corn, bell pepper, and jalapeno pepper. Season with cumin, chili power, and black pepper. Cook and stir until thickened, about 10 minutes.
3. Lay one
My ThoughtsWhen I got her she was a rescue, she was in rough shape. I nursed her back to health but it didnt last long. I lost her last night. R.I.P. Pookah
Some Day Over The Rainbow....OK...so like when Make a Wish Foundation finally decides to chirp me on my Nextel....I know what I'm gonna wish for...I thought long and hard...LITERALLY..and it's a unanimous decision that I would really...really...like really...enjoy consumating my marriage to my husband that's locked up for ahhhhhhh..about an easy 13 more years....I think that the warden would get a kick outta having to let me fuck my husband despite prison regulations...because seriously....who doesn't get their wish when motherfucking Make a Wish Foundation pulls your name outta their knitted cap..SOOOO...once again I've discovered a way to get over on "THE MAN" and probably go down in the history as the first bitch to get some porn style sex going behind all that gleaming glass...therefore...I need to start investing all my time sucking on my cancer sticks hoping to hear those magic words "Where You At??!!"..from a Make a Wish Foundation Representative....till then..I'll be sending my Hubby titty pics and smut st
Poetry - LookI look from these spheres of sight,
catching a glimpse of the tranquil light,
miles apart from the life ive seen,
images of pain and self loathing,
pictures of hate and inner turmoil,
a life on the run from my own shadows,
afraid to aproach and shaken by desire,
alone in this breading ground of ill repute,
judged by the ignorant and stoned by society,
held in contempt for my repented sins,
never forgiven yet always forgotten,
i stand alone on this shelf of madness,
no-one 2 gaze at the wonder within,
with war and destruction in every heart,
i long for your eyes to seek my warmth,
to open your heart and breath me life,
to see me for me and not a ghost,
open your eyes for you will see!
Reamswe are new in this site
StoriesThis is just something I'm working on. Unfortunately, I also have about 60 hours of reading to do this week on top of class, so this is all I have so far.
She moved through a sea of masks, not knowing quite how she had gotten there. She could feel that she too wore a mask, although she couldn't remember putting it on. Passing one of the many mirrors in the darkened room, she saw a quiet face of silvery glitter with thorny vines twining all around it. Similar patterns were traced down her neck to the top of her dress, with a simple white ribbon encircling her neck. She'd seen the design somewhere before but was having trouble placing it. How had she gotten here…?
A leather-gloved hand fell on her shoulder and she jumped a little, but her instincts didn't scream the way they should and she wondered why this presence was so familiar, turning to look into a mask that was nearly the opposite of hers, all black with only hints of color, the pattern different and yet s
Dreams And DellusionsDO NOT CONFUSE DREAMS WITH DELUSIONS
THIS IS THE AGE OF DIEING DREAMS.
TO DAYS YOUTH AND ASPIRING GREATNESS
WORK BROILERS AND TAKE YOUR ORDER.
I AM A FONT OF WASTED POTENTIAL
A VESSEL OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
I WANT TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM
I WANT TO DIE THERE.
WHY DO I NEED THINGS TO BE HAPPY?
WHY DO I HAVE TO FIT YOUR MOLD?
WHY DO I HAVE TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK?
THIS IS THE GENERATION OF PAIN
THE THINGS WE GREW UP WANTING TO DO
IS DIEING OUT AND SPUTTERING AWAY
AS NEW THINGS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND
ARE NOW THE NEW ASPIRATION.
AND YOUR NOW BEHIND THE CURVE.
THIS IS AN AGE OF GENIUSES AND ADDICTS.
IF YOUR NOT ONE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE THE OTHER.
IF I CAN'T INDULGE IN A REALITY THAT WORKS FOR ME
I MIGHT AS WELL DROWNED IN A FANTASY.
THE THINGS I LOVE WILL NOT SUSTAIN ME
TO SURVIVE I WILL BE REDUCED TO DOING SOMETHING
THAT SLOWLY EATS AWAY MY SOUL.
AND FOR WHAT? SO I CAN AFFORD TO DESTROY MYSELF.
Walmart Is Hell!Originally posted Oct, 2006...
I've been very good about not ranting in here... but I just can't resist this one.
So, Dick Cheney shot someone. Not just anyone, either - his 78 year old friend. I think that bears repeating. THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SHOT HIS 78 YEAR OLD FRIEND. Let that sink in, OK?
Yeah, it was a "hunting accident". But we need to discuss a few things. First of all, they were on a ranch with cage-raised quail. In other words, these birds were bred specifically to get shot by old, white Republican assholes. Have some pity on the poor birds, eh? Second, they drove up to the "cubby" where these birds were kept, and got out of the car to shoot the birds as they flew away. I'm sorry, but hunting is not driving up to the target. Hunting is walking through the woods, waiting (in often uncomfortable quarters), and picking out your own prey. Not sitting in a heated, plush vehicle and waiting until someone releases the birds from their cage.
Everyon
Please Help MeTo all my friends will you please come and bomb my pic with comments.I need all the help u can give..follow the link below and bomb away.
Thanks for showing the love..
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~~LyNn~~
In Memory Of My GrandmotherThe woman was tought but she also was a sweet loving lady who would hug you when you cried and tell you it would be alright... She was strong when it came to correcting you but then would kiss the tears away... She always did what she thought was right even if it mad some angry...she stood on strong beliefs live right for god and wanted all her family to do the same even though some disagreed with her....she never loved one child any more or less than she did the rest...no matter if you were the first child,grandchild, or great grandchild you all got treated the same with a loving heart and a strong safe hugg from a small woman who stood about 5 foot 3...There will never be another one like her some may try but there is no way that she will ever be replaced. She was loved and she lived a good long life to the age of 93. Grandma you were truly loved and you will be deeply missed but every day when i see a flower or a bird I will remember you and the memories we shared and I will know th
Bored!I went to the docter today for my skin rash. It's nothing more than my excema flaring up badly. Darn skin, so that was 80 bucks. Then I got to fill my perscription. one of them was special for my eyelid...46ish bucks. The other was a refill for my lips. My lips are allergic to my saliva, unfortunately, and it causes my excema to breakout on my lips very easyily. So I can't lick my lips or anything. So I have meds for that. But! They gave me cream...cream for my lips! Wrong! It's ointment...stupid pharacy...that was 56 bucks..grrr. But they are going to fix it and I'm never going to go there again...stupid place...keep screwing up that script. That was basically my day...lol. But I got some of those baby legs for Kat! And they fit my arms! So I'm probably going to get some for Eams and more for Kat...hehe. I got to try it on Eams first. But if they fit than dang! They will last Kat forever! anywho....ya I'm done and I'm bored....
I"m Back....lolBeen away for awhile..
but I am back..
lookin forward to chatting with you all again..
drop by..and let's nibble..hehee
laters...
Jackie
My 1st Blog....well...this Could Get Interesting.......Ok....here it goes, first off, i wanna dedicate my very 1st blog to my sis, my best friend....I met my friend, Bobbie, online in pogo.com approx. 3 years ago. Well this past summer, Aug. 2006, she came to visit me and my family, I live in Pa, she lives in Ky., so it was approx. an 8 hour or so ride for her. To meet someone in person that you only knew online.....maybe it aint always what it should be or they aint what they "pretend" to be online, but this girl, she was MORE than what I expected! The first thing we did when she got out of the car in my driveway was a "huge-ass" hug! Well, she couldn't have come at a better time, my family really needed and enjoyed her visit. My son in-law had just had a horrible work accident and lost his eye, he's doing great now, back to work, has a prosthetic eye now and has adapted very well. My sis/Bobbie, wanted to come up and give us all a hug for what we were going thru at the time. You'll NEVER find a better, truer friend than that. Well, toda
I Love Michael!!I Love You Michael Wayne Lee,baby we been through some fights arguments but when it comes down to it I will always loe you no matter what you mean the world to me and you are the guy for me no one can take my feelings and my heart from you i love you with all that i have you are my world and i want you to know i will never break your heart i love you too much and i cant stand one sec from feeling you tonch me or kiss me or holdint me in your arms you are the only boy that makes me heart beat faster and slower at the same time MICHAEL WAYNE LEE I LOVE YOU!!
1yr Ann. Of Loosing My Best Friend2yrs ago my best friend and I had a huge fight that ended our friendship.I always thought of her and never kept her far from my heart.I missed her so much it hurt.I wanted so bad to pick up my phone and call her to say that how sorry I was but I didnt,I wanted her to call me first.One day the phone rang thinking "ok is the day that when I pick up the phone she will be on the other end" but it wasnt.It was her b/f calling me telling me that she had been in a serious car accident that took her life.I dropped the phone and fell to the floor in tears,as I picked up the phone back up I told her b/f why are you lying to me,he said he wasnt.I hung up the phone not knowning what to do because I didnt want to believe that it was true.3/25/06 was the last day I ever saw her as I laid her body to rest,regreting that I never made the phone call that was needed to say that I was so sorry and I loved her.So my message to everyone please if you have a best friend dont let anything get between that fr
True FriendshipTrue Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone
cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. Whe
Thursday 5 April 2007THIS IS MY CURRENT LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I HAVE TOLD I WOULD HELP. I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE LAX IN HELPING THEM AND I AM GETTING ON IT, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT BY HELPING THEM.
SALUTE CONTEST, ENDS APRIL 7th
1 MONTH BLAST, NEEDS 25,000
Women And MenThere just doesn't seem to be any real women or men out there these days. I see all these women my age or older trying to act like some little teenager on these type of sites and it just irritates me. At our age we should be aware of who we are and not trying to be what other people want us to be or what we think they want. It's funny because I'm always seeing guys my age robbing the cradle and getting together with girls that are just out of high school. Not until recently have I figured out why. In my opinion, it's because these girls have high hopes of families and that perfect life so the guys are either taking advantage of it or in a fatasy land and think that the girl is actually ready for that sort of thing. For you guys that may read this, if you are taking advatage of a situation then you are a piece of shit. You are the reason women are untrusting of us good guys. If you are living in that fantasy world then let the girl grow up and deal with lifes experiences as everyone els
Hey Peeps...can You Plzzzz Help Me Outcan you please help me out my friend just joined and needs sum points...i will return the love and so will he thanks alot :)
hope this works my first blod LMAO i probably srewed it up so if i did im sorry....:(
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What Now!What Now! i seem to be saying this to myself alot lately.
My son calls my name while screaming at the top of his lungs, what now i say mommy he says i lost my car. Great i thought he busted his head open, but it was just his car lost.
Baby says my husband, what now i say, where are my work shoes , under the bed , i say without even looking, thinking to myself i spoil him to death , if his head wasnt attached to him he'd lose it.
What now , i say alot but i wouldnt be myself if i never said what now thats what makes my family my family and i would never in the world give that up for anything. So no matter how frustrating i get at them because i say what now i will always love them because i say what now!
Are You High Maintenance?I thought this was funny.. I am always looking out for these types.. but usually fail..
You are 0% High-Maintenance!
You aren't high-maintenance at all. You seem to be a pretty relaxed and easygoing person, and you don't expect others to cater to your whims.
'How High-Maintenance are You?' at QuizGalaxy.com
and here is another one ....
http://ynr.blogthings.com/areyouhighmaintenancequiz/
http://ynr.blogthings.com/whatkindofbraareyouquiz/
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=27955
Home Again..Well I'm home once more, safe and sound.. Although the trip home was a real pain.. 3 hours or so of sleep on top of jet lag and a hang over from drinking almost 1/2 of a liter of captain morgans sucked! So needless to say I felt terrible when I boarded the flight home, and still felt bad when I stepped off, and then again even still felt bad after I got some sleep at home.. Tomorrow I should be back to normal.. I think.
The vacation went well, aside from the bad bit of news pertaining to family, and havng to work on my computer now that I am home, since it somehow had gotten screwed up while I was away.. Gotta love family using your computer when your not around.. heh..
Anyway, it's late and I need sleep. Will try and catch up with the 25+ comments and such I received while I was away, so if I miss anyone.. It's not intentional. Just drop me a message or something to remind me and I'll get to you. PLaying catch up is always a pain.
I dunno how much I'm going to be around.. Or
In Memory Ofive never done a blog before so i have no idea what people really put in them.. sooooo im just going to say a few things...
im making this one in memory of someone ive never met.. he was an army sgt from my hometown here where i live.. he was due to get out this coming nov.. he was killed in iraq this past sunday.. sucks.. i feel really bad for the families of fallen soldiers.. i have a son in the military and a few friends that graduated with him that are like my own kids.. i have a brother also in the army.. my son served 4 1/2 months in afghanistan and my brother served 16 months in iraq.. my son volunteered to go back.. dont know when or if theyll send him but i am proud of him.. and no i dont want him to but its something he feels strongly about so im backing him..
thank you to all those serving in the military and to their families for the sacrafice.. its hard on everyone involved..
In Loving Memory Of Tiger_maggie_daIn loving memory of Tiger_Maggie_Da (Betty)
Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free;
I'm following the path God laid for me.
I took His hand when I heard Him call;
I turned my back and left it all.
I could not stay another day,
To laugh, to love, to work or play.
Tasks left undone must stay that way;
I found that place at the close of day.
If my parting has left a void,
Then fill it with remembered joy.
A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss;
Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss.
Be not burdened with times of sorrow;
I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow.
My life's been full, I savored much;
Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch.
Perhaps my time seemed all too brief;
Don't lengthen it now with undue grief.
Lift up your heart and share with me;
God wanted me now, He set me free.
I will miss you my sweet friend !!!
Tiger__Spanky aka Angela Mo_SweetAngel
It is with a heavy heart that I post that Tiger_Maggie_DA has passed away. Tiger_LSUfan_Adm
Lil BrotherSo I never thought this day would come so quick, but it has and its been 18years comming and my lil brother is finally graduating on May 13th. See for graduation some people get a car or they get told that the got a trip to somewhere, so for my bros present i gave his 2 12inch Diamond Audio D3 subs and a *brand new* Pioneer CD Player... So then in fall he's off the Peru State College in Nebraska for Sports Management and I wish him all the luck in the world.
Take A StepTake a Step
Take a step back to see what I see
Place your hands over your eyes
Now try to see pass threw it
Darkness covers your eyes
While the other side keeps going
My sight for you is covered in black
While you keep on living
Because the death of another love
Has torn me
You cause me pain
When I see your eyes
It breaks my heart
To not see the pain in your eyes
My sight for you is covered in black
While you keep on living
Because the truth
Has torn me
I live with pain
But I am ok
Because one day I might see the light
That you live in
Because I keep living for only my sight
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The True Meaning Of Military 'taps'Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true:
We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps." It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes.
But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings.
Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land.
During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention Crawling on his stomach through the gunfire, the Captain reached the stricken soldier and began pullin
Something I Wrotei was just sitting around and started writing one night and this is what i got. love it or hate it doesnt make a diff. to me.but feel free to leave comments.
confessions of a madd madd woman
Dont doubt the need for escape from the ties that bind.
some sort of altered state of mind
the release we all must find
its not all in my mind its in my heart and soul
i am eye
trying to b complete and whole
fillin in the painful holes created by flaws that cannot b controled
i exist and no not y
need meaning to this maddness
the logic eye hold is my own and i must own it
for all its worth
worthiness
effortless
dreams
paralizing me
coating my mind w/ a slick sicness called life
betraying my wants to fullfill the needs of others
bottling selfconspirisies to fake a sane face
blinding paranoia blocks the light of the sun
darkness conceals the real faces eye hold
in attempts to portray the norm of all
im not an extrodinary person
no way to be special
needing reco
One Of The Hardest Things In Life To Learn"Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for
those who do not."
- Thomas Jefferson
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a
subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the
phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause
misspelled words.
7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have
neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All
Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not
understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the
politicians ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one
yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and
politicia
Three LadiesTHREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAI D. ........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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Boogie TimeYep Its That Time Of Year Again, Boogie Time That Is!! I Will Be Gone From Tomorrow Morning Until Sunday Night Sometime!! If You Need Me, Guess You Will Have To Leave A Message And Wait!! If Not Then Your Gonna Have To Go To Lawrence County Recreational Park!! (In Springville, IN) If Anybody Else On My List Is Goin' Hit Me Up, And I'll Be Sure To See You There!!! Have A Good One All!! I Shall Return!! C-Ya L8r All
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New CreationsIts been such a long time since I have felt what love is all about.
Now I have found someone that I feel deserves all that I can offer him with no doubt.
My heart aches with pain because we are apart,
Yet I now carry him in my loving heart.
No matter how many miles in distance we are,
My love travels to him no matter how far.
Deep within this loving heart of mine,
I know that everything will work out fine.
Sooner than later all my dreams will come true.
Baby, if you don't know yet, my dreams are all of you.
Many will say it's too soon to tell.
But the fact remains that I surely fell.
To hear your voice puts a smile upon my face,
And I always meet you in my dreams in the same place.
I dream of being in your arms at night,
Always knowing that everything will be alright.
To love someone so much and yet can't show ore express it.
It's like catching the game ball with your mitt.
I want to so those three little words so damn bad.
Not knowing if you love me the same is
My 50 ConfessionsMy 50 Confessions
1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
My princess, Brianna
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Definately
4. Do you take compliments well?
No.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
How do you play Sudoku? I thought they were just puzzles you did by yourself.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
Yes.
7. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would save?
I don't have a house, my ex wife has it, I hope the bitch burns alive (just kidding.... sort of.)
8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with?
Princess Brianna (does a couch count?)
9. Who do you text the most?
Karen
10. Favorite children's book?
Where the Wild Things Are.
11. Eye color?
Hazel
12. How tall are you?
5'8 3/4" (every little bit counts)
13. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
Absolutely
14.
I Am Back!!! :)WOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY DOCS APOINTMENT.. AND SAW YOU GUYS KICKED SOME MAJOR ARSE ON MY CONTEST, WITH THE COMMENTS.. DAM!!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BOMB..... :0) WELL I WILL BE ON MY CONTEST PIC POSTING AWAY MORE COMMENTS.... THANKS EVERYONE!!!!!! :) :) :)
I Am Back On!!!!I am back from the hospital they had me there 8 hours instead of 4.. Ugh!!!! lol... But anywhooo.. I am back on my contest..... And I am now trailing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind now.. :( Like last........... If anyone wouldn't mind helping again.... Thankies sooooo much!!!! :0)
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Rooney!!AMEN ANDY ROONEY !
Right on, Andy Rooney!
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.
Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!
ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, i
I`m Homewell from a hard nite of being drunk and stupid i`m home. how the hell is every one tonite?
mike
Irreplacable?A good relationship consists of two people who always wish to make each other happy, regardless of the day to day grind of the world going by. However, all too often, people in relationships get to thinking they can not or will never be replaced. They become overconfident and in the process forget to continue making their partner happy. It is better to have no relationship at all, than to be in one with someone who acts as if they are .........irreplaceable.
Prayers NeededHey all pls pray for me the doctor does not know what is causing all of my pain but they are looking into it. But all I am asking is for your prayers..
Thank you all
kisses to everyone!!
Broke Back BarA cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your wee-wee?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy tu
Next Fubar GodfatherPeeps,
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Are U NormalHere's something that you may enjoy:
Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........
What's this
1+5
2+4
3+3
4+2
5+1
Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as
fast as you can for 15 seconds.
Then scroll down.
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!
You're thinking of carrot, right?
If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.
98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.
Stupid People In My AreaBloody pig's head found at New Durham residence
NEW DURHAM — With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road.
Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer.
The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway.
A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there."
Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head.
"It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh
911PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them
to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have over two weeks to get
the word out all across this great land we love and call the United
States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be!
On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who
will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights
on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we
are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay
respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity and
show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces.
You can help by sending this e-mail on to others!
REMEMBER!
LIGHTS ON.....9/11
New Boy Rowley!Hey guys I got my good friend signed up on this and well, just like in real life he needs some friends!!! So do me a favour and rate, fan, and add him ok??? Thanks guys!!!
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Live ChatThats right folks...
Log into our Live Chat Room on Friday Oct. 12th at 8:00 pm and talk with the original lead singer of ACDC. Dave Evans, The King of all Bad Asses, of ACDC will be online with us to talk about his time with ACDC and what he has going on now. This is sure to be a great first ROCK STAR CHAT...
Thanks goes out to Dave for agreeing to join us. We are looking forward to it.
You can join the chat with Dave on Oct 12th at 8:00 pm by logging onto our page and clicking on the Live Chat Logo. It will take you straight to where you need to be......
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