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Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven!
Two thousand one, nine eleven, Five thousand plus arrive in heaven. As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait. A bearded man with stovepipe hat, Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat." They settle down in seats of clouds, A man named Martin shouts out proud, "I have a dream!" and once he did, The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray, Others in khaki, and green then say, "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine," The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear, The only thing we have to fear." The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves, You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before, A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores. A silence fell within the mist, Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant time had come for her to say, What was in t

Two Travelin' Angels
Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose

Two Traveling Angels
Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the f

Two Traveling Angels
Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don't stop at the feet (You'll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem." The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel w

Two Things
Thanks for all of the good thoughts and vibes! Seriously, my daughter has very much improved over the last two hours. It's amazing what people can achieve together. Secondly, I think I want to finally host a contest. I just can't decide what type of contest to host. Give me some ideas. Some original ideas if at all possible. Thanks! ***kisses*** Sam G'night all!!!!

Two Traveling Angels
Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and a

Two That Special Person!
God please watch over that girl in my life With everytime I see her brings me to life With every smile she give Makes my life worth something With every touch Means so much I think about her When I'm not with her When I talk to her I want to be with her No matter what happens between us I will always Love her She has brought out something in side of me That I can't seem to place my finger on With every moment I spend with her It feels like an entire life time to me I know I can't be just quite what she wants But I am willing to try, if given the time I miss her when were not together I never want to leave her Everytime I see her leave I don't want her to go

Two Trees
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Two Traveling Angels
Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The you

Two Tracks To Pain
You yell and you scream. Different tracks 2 trains building up steam. You kick and you punch. Call it all just a hunch. You say I, don't care. My feelings I won't share. Upon your knees, offering apologies. But, it is always the same. You and your damn games. When will, you learn. Your words, badly burn. Drowning in, my sorrow. Just keep waiting, for a better tomorrow!

Two Traveling Angels
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem." The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have le

The Two Travelers
Hill and vale do not meet, but the children of men do, good and bad. In this way a shoemaker and a tailor once met on their travels. The tailor was a handsome little fellow who was always merry and full of enjoyment. He saw the shoemaker coming towards him from the other side, and as he observed by his bag what kind of a trade he plied, he sang a little mocking song to him, sew me the seam, draw me the thread, spread it over with pitch, knock the nail on the head. The shoemaker, however, could not bear a joke, he pulled a face as if he had drunk vinegar, and made a gesture as if he were about to seize the tailor by the throat. But the little fellow began to laugh, reached him his bottle, and said, "No harm was meant, take a drink, and swallow your anger down." The shoemaker took a very hearty drink, and the storm on his face began to clear away. He gave the bottle back to the tailor, and said, "I took a hearty gulp, they say it comes from much drinking, but not from great thirst. Sh

Two Things
#1 GEEKS ARE NOT UGLY #2 I AM A GEEK AND I AM OK WITH THAT! Don't send me messages saying...you don't look like a geek...thats stereotyping. I know plenty of cute geeks! And you say geek like its a bad thing? I don't care what you might think about me you'll get by without me if you want Well,I could be the one to take you home Baby we could rock the night alone If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down But sugar don't forgetin' what you already know That I could be the one to turn you out We could be the talk across the town Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another You might regret what you let slip away like the geek in the pink (do do do...) well like the geek in the pink, yeah (geek in the pink) Well my relationship fodder don't mean to bother nobody But Cupid's automatic musta fired multiple shots at her Because she fall in love too often that's what the matter At least I talk about it keep a pattern of flattery and She was starin' thro

Two Traveling Angels
I found this on a friends yahoo 360 page AT THE END OF THIS STORY IT TELLS YOU TO MAKE A WISH AND PASS IT ON. I DON\'T KNOW IF THAT IS TRUE OR NOT BUT I WANTED TO PASS THIS ON ANYWAY. IT IS A MEANINGFUL STORY...BLESSINGS TO ALL WHO RECEIVE IT. Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in

Two Tough Questions
Two Tough Questions 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS Body: 2 tough questions.... very interesting!!! Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated o

Two Truths & 1 Lie?
Two Truths & 1 Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie

Two Truths And One Lie...
Two Truths & a Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie

Two Tits
the xxx story: As I walked in the door, coming home from the office, I saw my wife Carolyn standing by the cabinet preparing dinner. Carolyn has a body built like a brick shit house with all the fixtures in the right place. Today she looked especially good wearing a skimpy halter top with a pair of low cut shorts that fit snugly around her ass with the outline of her bikini panties showing through. Crossing the room and walking up behind her I reached around and cupped one of her tits with my hand while caressing her ass with the other and gave her a little nibble on the earlobe. "Whats for dinner?" I asked while dropping my hand from her tit to rub her cunt suggestively. "Company" she replied. I heard a voice from the den calling "Come on in, we have the fire going." As I entered the room, Ron, a friend of the family rose from a recliner with a drink in his hand and a bulge in the front of his pants. "You horny old bastard" I said, "What the hell are you doing over here?"

Two Truths And A Lie
Two Truths & a Lie? Ok Guy's and Gal's don't be shy nor bashfull..once ur on this page you have to ask the 3 questions... Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie

Two Truths And One Lie!
Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.

Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

Two Things I Forgot...
There were two things I forgot in the last post:1) When we left Wal-Mart, my current wife was looking around. It turned out that she was looking to see if the girls from inside were waiting to jump her in the parking lot. If so, I'd've went to call the police instead of helping out. She would have brought it upon herself.2) As I said, I told my wife on Friday that I no longer think I love her, and that if I do, it's hidden under hate. She went out for a bit after hearing that, but later after she came back, she thanked me for telling her. It helped highlight the problems we're going to face if we do stay together.2a) And as for therapy, well, she is supposed to be keeping a simple sleep diary to help with her sleep problems. It should have started a few weeks ago. However, all the paperwork for it is still in the car, meaning she hasn't even started it. If she can't do a simple sleep diary, why does she think she'll be able or willing to do the hard work that'll be require

Two Trees And A Woodpecker
>>It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in >> it, but here is one: >> >>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. >>A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to >>the >> birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? "The birch >>says >>he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The >>birch >>says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that >>is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" >> >>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, >> "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, >> however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Two Tall Trees
Two tall trees a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the little sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Now wipe that smile off your face.

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven
Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven Written by: Paul Spreadbury, Two thousand one, nine eleven Five thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait A tall bearded man, wearing a stovepipe hat steps forward and greets them, Then says, "Lets chat". They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer says, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green then say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer says, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer says, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test." A man with a twang from New England shores Then proclaimed in a voice they had all heard before "Courage like yours does not hide in caves You can't bury freedom, in a grave," A silence fell within the mist Somehow th

Two Things :)
FUBarring other trouble I don't know about, I do believe the number of people I have listed as a friend is wrong (it says 400-odd on my home page and profile page, but my myfriends.php stops giving me a "next page" link somewhat before 900... ah well, who knows. Maybe it's accurate now; the "myfriends.php" list seems to duplicate a lot of people- though it also seems to miss people.) I've now copied all but about 5% of my computer's hard drive to the external drive, or will have in about 10 minutes. I think at this point I will eject the external, set up the new iMac... eventually plug in the external and load material in that used to be on this one, but set up the new one first... and put this one to the side - format it and give it to a friend, after I'm a bit more sure I don't need what's on it.

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven (2001-911
Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the golden gate, Thousands more appear in wait  A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomers said, "Your dream still lives."  Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green they say: "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomers said, "You did not die in vain."  >From a man on sticks one could hear: "The only thing we have to fear...", The Newcomers said, "We know the rest, trust us sir, we've passed that test."  "Courage doesn't hide in caves", You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees' twang from Hyannisports' shores

Two Thruth And A Lie
Two Truths & a Lie? Here's the deal: I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything. I may opt to e-mail answers to particularly sensitive questions, however. Then I want you to go to your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. Here's the twist: Of the three questions you ask, I will answer two of them absolutely truthfully. As for the other question -- I'll lie like a goat. (Well, not a truthful goat, obviously. The untrustworthy type of goat.) I will not reveal which two answers are truthful and which one is the lie.

A Two Thought Process (thoughts)
It has been a goal of mine lately to try and scribble down something each day. To try and capture a glimpse of the world and workings of the mind in word-weavings. Words that would hopefully lean towards interesting, entertaining, amusing. Thought-provoking. Challenging. But it seems that the more I try, the harder it is for me to coax these fancies out of thin air. To arrange them neatly into fine print. To tickle out a meaning that goes deeper than their outer coverings. To find satisfaction in these dribbles of creative juices. I long to scrape away at the leathery shield I have wrapped around those wistful dreams and tap into the voices that build up confidence. That give promise of success. Reassurance. Praise. Faith. Is it merely the fear of letting someone else down? Of admitting failure? Of accepting that what will be will never be? Or is it the fear that I may not have what I have always believed I had. Hoped I had. Dreamed. Pondered. Wondered. Hid. Hone

Two Troublemakers
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the ro

Two Traveling Angels
Two Traveling Angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.! The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lie dead in the field. The younger angel was i

Two Types Of Friends
Two Types of Friends -- Real & Simple A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. A simple friend expects y

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven (2001-911)
THE WORDS ARE POWERFUL: TWO THOUSAND ONE, NINE ELEVEN (2001-911) Two thousand one, nine eleven Three thousand plus arrive in heaven As they pass through the gate, Thousands more appear in wait A bearded man with stovepipe hat Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat" They settle down in seats of clouds A man named Martin shouts out proud "I have a dream!" and once he did The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives." Groups of soldiers in blue and gray Others in khaki, and green then say "We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine" The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain." From a man on sticks one could hear "The only thing we have to fear. The Newcomer said, "We know the rest, Trust us sir, we've passed that test." "Courage doesn't hide in caves You can't bury freedom, in a grave," The Newcomers had heard this voice before A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores A silence fell within the mist Somehow the Newcomer knew that this Meant

Two Things
Firstly let me welcome you, Welcome :D Secondly if you believe spamming for personal gain on fu is wrong and that internet prostitution is also wrong please, read on, if not, dissapear :) Those were not the two things, these are. Yesterday I went to visit a page of a Fu-friend, who has since become a not friend by her choice. I somewhat regularly go there to her page to see her as she is attractive. Yes I know, how lame, but lets be honest thats why we come here, to make new friends and see pics whether naughty or not, dont deny it. However every time I go to this page I find myself enraged that she chooses not only to lock her NSFW, that doesnt bother me I do the same, but she proudly puts in the folder description that you will have to pay to see these. So simply put, if one wants to see naked, sexually explicit pictures of this woman one has to pay. I believe in the real world this is called prostitution. Now when I called the girl out on this, as most ignorant people do

Two To One
There's a job that must be done. Will you get busy and do it or will you just sit there and avoid taking action? The way you prevent yourself from taking action is to have a set of reasonable and believable excuses. The way to get the work done is to replace those excuses with clear and meaningful reasons that are far more compelling. Every delay is a wasted opportunity. For time is a most precious and irreplaceable resource. Each time you think of an excuse for not taking action, overpower it. For each single excuse, quickly come up with two good, solid believable reasons for moving forward. Yes, if you choose you can talk yourself out of doing what must be done. Fortunately, you are just as empowered to talk yourself into taking any necessary action. Decide to blast away every excuse with two good reasons for going ahead and moving forward. And the odds are two to one that you will indeed reach whatever goal you choose. -- Ralph Marston

Two Trees And A Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Two Trees And A Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

Two Things
1st) THANK GOD they found mo's daughter.. i am VERY happy they found her... now she needs her ass beat :D 2nd) i am feeling like a fangirl right now.. I read the whole twilight series a while back and loved it... i just went and seen the movie.. I LOVEDDDDDDDD it.. OMG it was perfect... very VERY few changes from book to film i am all giddy and fangirly now :D

Two Times Now
I'm not sure if this is anything I should be worried about, seeing as how my laptop is only about 5 months old. Anyway, it just shut off by itself. I didn't restart it, I didn't hit any button to make it shut off...it just did. It didn't restart automatically, I had to turn it on by myself. Should I call Dell and tell them about it or is this something that happens with laptops?

Two Trees And The Woodpecker
Two trees and a woodpecker … it is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

Two Things
I am often called upon to give advice. I say I am called upon, though it may be in fact that people just want to bitch and I see this as an opportunity to fix their problems so I won't have to hear about them anymore, but I digress. When I give advice the two most common things I tell people are: Pick your battles Cut your losses Picking your battles refers to making the choice on whether or not you want conflict over a particular matter. Some people think this to mean only challenge when you think you can win, or when you know in your heart of hearts that you are absolutely 100% correct. I do not think this is the case, my own personal recommendation is only seek conflict when you think the outcome of that conflict can actually cause a difference. For example, I see many a person that sport anti-immigration slogans, here in New York, which is basically all immigrants since the Dutch bought the island over 300 years ago. Now I know I am correct when pointing out that fact

Two Trees And A Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."Now wipe that smile off your face.. And pass it on!

Two-thirds
Schizophrenia Split mind / divided soul Disintegration, deteriorating mental faculties Disoriented A future without direction Moving blindly, I walk further into the increasing void The expanding depth of solitude, increasing resistance to ingestion I stand at the edge of the medicine cabinet, unraveling the labels Plastic cylinders containing pressed powder daydreams Beautifully dangerous pharmaceutical hallucination Walking images that overlap into my reality Only conscious in the corner of my eye Breathing only in the absence of actual vantage points The stale whispers talk, fighting for vocal dominance Remnants of past conversations She speaks in a violent clarity Her fragile words shatter with an echo A promise lingers in the air A proposed permanence of loyalty until death I run the tips of my fingers across my wrist The piercing thump of my pulse reminds me I’m among the living An irrational collection of empty skin suits Relying on glossy pages of se

Two Tree's Apart
Two Tree's in a Field by. John V. Kiger Two trees apart in two separate fields one blossomed with pedals delicate with grace one flourished with leaves grounded strong and green both trees magnificent in their own separate ways yet only a few feet apart divided by fate an old wooden fence with not a sight of a gate Two trees apart in two separate fields from distance I stood admiring the differences in awe and thought both stood tall and pure both had their own place not a single similarity from trunk to sky yet so close to touch extended in branch just within grasp Two trees apart in two separate fields the closer I approach the changes appear along old wooden fence in the middle field both trees seemed to smile in awe I wonder how until I was only a few inches away I noticed the reason why, ever so clear it brought to eye the happiest of tears Two trees apart in two separate fields taught me a lesson brought me a tear for

The Two Teams
NEWARK, N. Derek Newton Jersey .J. -- The New Jersey Devils played poorly and almost won. Coach Peter DeBoers team looked to turn that into a positive following Wednesdays 2-1 overtime loss to the Los Angeles Kings in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup final. The Devils overcame a slow start to send the game into overtime, only to see Kings star Anze Kopitar decide the affair on a breakaway. Thursday was a light day for both teams, with Game 2 not until Saturday. Thursday and Friday night were reserved for concerts by English rock band Radiohead, although the Prudential Center has a separate practice rink attached. After the loss, the Devils were all reading from the same page. "Not playing our best game and still having a chance to win, that makes us feel pretty good that we can play better and be a little more successful," said forward Travis Zajac. "We had our chances in that game," added forward Ryan Carter. "Outplayed or not, poor execution or not, we had our chance to win that game. Weve

Two Unprotected Hearts
Protect my heart you say Don't sit around and wait There is no will or way For it is now too late There's nothing I can do I know, it seems so cruel I fell in love with you I broke the golden rule But I feel no regret I wouldn't change a thing And now my heart is set And bound up in a sling I just wish that I knew The state of your poor heart Been broken by a few... Been ripped and torn apart If you would just let go Allow yourself to feel Then you might come to know A way to let it heal For nothing is more rare Than love that's pure and true The love that's always there The love I have for you I've never wanted more To satisfy a woman With you it's not a chore With you, I know I can You make me feel alive You make my heart beat strong I'll wait and I'll survive Forever, isn't long.

Two-up
TWO-UP My legs wrapped around you My hands on your thighs The wind in our faces And fun in our eyes The sun on our backs It's a beautiful day It feels so good We'll do it all day I hug you to me And know that tonight You'll be wrapped around me Holding me tight By Andrea L. Bois copyright ©2008 by the author. All rights reserved by author.

Two Very Different Pieces About Darrell.
As the title suggests, these are two different posts I made about Darrell. The first was before we started speaking "romantically" and the second was about a month into that bit off fluff. Hey, Minions! I have something that's eating away at what precious little brain cells I have left. I was sleeping, but it woke me up. Well, that and the fact that I was hungry, as I forgot to eat before falling asleep after hanging up with Michael. In any event, I'm going to apologize up front because I'm not sure if this post will make sense. As if any of my other posts make sense... A couple weeks ago, I met a boy through my younger brother, who is stationed at Fort Polk. Now, those of you who know me know that I keep up with the boys that keep company with my brother. In any event, while talking to Chad, I hear this new voice in the background. I asked my brother who the newbie was. He explained that it was "just Barney, some weird guy." Well, I'm all about getting to know the bo

Two Very Different Greetings
I had this posted as a bulletin. Taken from patdollard.com Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made wi

Two Very True Stories
Two very true stories True story #1 World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet. As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold. A squadron of Japanese bombers were speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor, could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger.

Two Voices
Two voices speak inside my head. They often tell me what to do. One will say, "you're better off dead." The other says, "So are you." They fight each other day and night. Which is wrong? Which is right? I hold myself in check, I weep. I seethe inside, my temper I keep. The calm I feign then makes me bleed. I fail at times to staunch the flow. I try so hard to extract the seed that allows this infection to grow. But each time I try to cut it out, a tiny piece is lef tbehind. It hides until I hear my voices shout, "Beware! Soon you'll lose your mind!" On those two things they do agree, but there is nothing else. On means and reasons they differ, you see, and little ever helps. To shut them up, I read, I sing, I write, I dream, they fade. But echoes within my head do ring, and again the game is played. 26 October 2004

Two Very Elderly Friends,
Two very elderly friends, Harv and Jack, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Jack didn't show up, Harv didn't think much about it,figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Jack hadn't shown up for a week or so Harv really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Harv couldn't remember where Jack lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month passed and Harv figured old Jack had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Harv approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Jack ! Harv was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Jack, what happened to you?? "Jack replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail???," cried Harv! "What in the world for???" "Well," Jack said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometim

Two Women
Two women in heaven were discussing how they had died. The first one said "I froze to death, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" The second one said, "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." "So what happened?" asked the first. "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over and died with a massive heart attack." "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer; we'd both still be alive."

Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Two Wolves
Two Wolves One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied "THE ONE YOU FEED"

Two Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his Father many years earlier. He said to the female whale ,"Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time, and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink . They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male whale was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look" she says "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen"

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 01
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 01 by Sweetcheekss © Arriving at the Regency Building, just off I-69, on the northeast side of Indianapolis, I checked my watch before exiting the car. "7:20, same as yesterday." I thought to myself. "I can't believe how regimented my life has become." Grabbing my purse and tan leather attaché, I strode briskly towards the front of the four-story building. Constructed of poured white concrete and dark tinted glass, it seemed like I spent more time at work than I did at home. "I've got to get out of this rut." I thought, pulling one of the huge glass doors open. "Life is going to pass me by and I won't have a thing to show for it but a big bank account." "Woohoo!" Exclaimed our receptionist, Evelyn Saunders, when she saw me approaching. The stocky black woman had been Regency Investment Group's receptionist for almost twenty-five years, rarely missing a day of work. Evelyn was my one bright ray of sunshine that I looked forward to each morning.

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 02
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 02 by Sweetcheekss © The sun was just setting when I wheeled the Screamin' Eagle Fat Boy into the empty garage bay. Gary's Land Rover was parked in the next stall. I revved the engine a few times, allowing the rumbling to reverberate off the walls before shutting it down. Entering the house, I found my husband wiping down his precious golf clubs in the kitchen. He looked up at me like he was going to smart off. "Bought yourself a motorcycle, huh?" He stated. "Bet your dear old dad is going to love that." "Or, are you even going to tell him?" He added before I could answer. "I'll tell him...when the times right." I answered. "It's none of his business what I buy." "How was the golfing junket?" I asked, wanting to change the subject. "Who won? Or should I ask who cheated the most and got away with it?" "Well it wasn't me, that's for sure." Gary replied, checking the straightness of his number two wood. "My stroke was off something terrible."

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 03
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 03 by Sweetcheekss © Saturday morning I slept in late. I had the whole day to kill before riding out to Clarksville and seeing what Ravagers was all about. Debbie had mentioned the place didn't really start rockin' till around 8:00pm. I wasn't sure what to expect but I hoped I was prepared. After catching up on some shopping I decided to lie out and catch some sun. Donning a white bikini, one of only a few that I possessed, I stretched out on a lounge on the patio. Being fair complected, I tan rather easily without burning. I hadn't been lying out long before I was pleasantly interrupted by my next door neighbor's son, Zachary or Zack as he prefers to be called. Zack was a cute kid, just having graduated from high school. A star athlete who'd graduated in the top ten percent of his class, his parents weren't happy with his plans for the future. He'd turned down several college scholarships, opting to attend some sort of technical school instead. Which

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 04
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 04 by Sweetcheekss © Waking later that morning, I grabbed a quick shower before heading home. The sky was overcast but didn't appear to be threatening rain. The ride home was refreshing, cruising along with the flow of traffic. I wasn't in any hurry, knowing full Gary probably wouldn't be home. I hated being home alone. The house we shared was much too big for just two people but I'd pretty much ruled out ever having any children. At thirty-two years of age, I felt my timeline for bearing children had reached its closing stages. Passing by Zachary's parents' home, I caught a glimpse of the young man standing in the driveway. He was leaning against a small import convertible driven by a girl about his age. Surprisingly, he looked up from the girl to wave at me as I rumbled by. I hoped he wouldn't show up unexpectedly again. The last thing I needed to have to deal with was some love-struck eighteen year old. Dealing with Gary and wondering what our extensive

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 05
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 05 by Sweetcheekss © I managed to ease my legs out from under Kelly without waking her. Although, Cody was still trapped by his sleeping wife. Rolling the woman onto her side, he managed to work his legs free. "Let's let her sleep." I suggested, tossing a sheet over her. "I need to take a shower." "I'll run down and put on some coffee, then I'll join you." Cody stated with a grin. "You wouldn't mind a little company, would you? "Better make it quick." I replied with a laugh. "I may not wait on you." Feeling the hot water spray over me, I stood motionless, enjoying the sensation. I thought about the events of last night, the seduction of Cody and Kelly Mitchell. I'd dominated the two, shouting orders and scaring the hell out of them. Through them, I'd worked out my frustrations without them being any the wiser. I felt better, sexually, physically and emotionally. "Hey! Gimme a little room!" Cody exclaimed, stepping into the shower with me. "

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 06
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 06 by Sweetcheekss © Cradled warmly in my arms, Liz drifted off to sleep within minutes. With Cory's wife finally tamed, I hoped I could do the same with her husband. I was tired of trading barbs with the smart-ass, fearing our differences would turn into an argument. We were here to enjoy the Sturgis Rally and gather information for Cody and Kelly's biker bar. An argument would only put a damper on the festivities. Sunday morning, I awoke before anyone else. Slipping from beneath the covers, I headed for the bathroom. Liz was sleeping soundly, as she had throughout the night. It wasn't until I returned to the living area that I noticed Cory wasn't sleeping on the couch. Peering out the window, I saw him wiping the dust off his Harley-Davidson Softail. Picking up Liz's panties, I tossed them on the foot of the bed, then slipped into the t-shirt and jeans I'd worn the night before. "Good Morning." I greeted Cory, cautiously approaching him. "Morni

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 07
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 07 by Sweetcheekss © Waking early the following morning, we were confronted with sunny, cloudless skies. It looked like it was going to be a great day for riding. Getting into our riding gear, we unloaded Liz's new trike and Cody's Road King. Liz was grinning ear to ear, still excited about her new ride. I decided to try my hand at being a passenger, hopping on behind her. The rear seat fit me like a glove, elevating me high enough to see over Liz. We stopped at the Full Throttle Saloon for breakfast before heading south to see Mount Rushmore and the Crazy Horse monument. Liz was trying her best to keep from smirking; knowing Cody had tricked me for the second time since we'd gotten to the rally. "Don't be laughing." I threatened with a grin. "I'll get both your butts before we head back home." Making our way through the heavy traffic in Sturgis, we headed southwest towards Deadwood. From there we'd change highways to Rushmore and Crazy Horse. We did

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 08
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 08 by Sweetcheekss © It was the late afternoon Sunday when Cody finally wheeled the motorhome into his driveway. The four of us sat in silence for a few moments, quietly celebrating the completion of our trip to Sturgis. We'd already dropped off Liz along with her new trike off at her home in Crawfordsville. "Let's get everything unloaded." Kelly suggested. "Before we come up with excuses to put it off." While Cody and I unloaded the four motorcycles, Kelly and Heather cleaned out the motorhome. "I'm glad we didn't run into Cory when we dropped Liz off." Cody commented. "I'd probably have busted him in the mouth...even though he is my younger brother." "Get over it Cody." I advised him. "Put in in the past and quit dwelling on it." "That's the same thing Kelly said." He asserted, rolling his Road King into the garage. With everything cleaned out, I gave the couple and hug and drove Heather home. It felt strange driving a car after being astr

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 09
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 09 by Sweetcheekss © Leaving Gary lying in the courthouse parking lot with his mother hovering over him, I drove back to my apartment for peace and solitude. I should have felt happiness but instead, I felt just the opposite. Seeking a way to rid myself of the deep depression, I drank the only bottle of Scotch I had, downing it straight from the bottle. It relieved my tensions but not much else. Taking a few aspirins, I stretched out on the bed, falling asleep almost immediately. The phone rang a few times during the evening but I didn't bother to answer it, knowing it had to be someone asking how the divorce hearing went. That was the last thing I wanted to discuss with anyone. It was around midnight when I awoke to the sounds of thunder and rain. Strolling out to the patio doors, I looked out at the lake. The rain streamed down the glass, blurring my view but I stood there, looking out anyway. I felt alone, a feeling I always hated. The ringing of

Two Wheel Desires Ch. 10
Two Wheel Desires Ch. 10 by Sweetcheekss © It was late Friday evening when Brock called me from the Indianapolis airport. His commuter flight from Chicago had just landed and he was making his way through baggage claim. He was quite excited at hearing I was coming to his home Saturday for the cook-out and to meet his twin girls, Casey and Cassandra. We chatted for almost a half hour before concluding our conversation. Saturday morning, I awoke after a restful night's sleep. All I could think of was meeting Brock's kids and hoping I'd make a good impression. I'd chosen my wardrobe carefully, wanting to look nice for them without being overdressed. On the other hand, I didn't want to look too casual either. Dark dress slacks and a print blouse with minimal make-up and jewelry seemed most appropriate. Black high-heels, which I almost always wore, complimented my attire. Driving east on the interstate towards Greenfield, I kept running the do's and don'ts through my mind. My han

Two Wolves
An elder Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me... it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too." They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old Cherokee simply replied... "The one you feed."

Two Weeks
In two weeks I finally get to leave Washington state. I can't complain about my time here but it has been seven years. I am moving on to Georgia and will be at Ft. Benning there. Ten years doing this and this is only going to be my fourth duty assignment.

Two Weeks Without Sex
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either!

Two Weeks To Go!
Two weeks until I finish work for the year, and just under three weeks till I fly out to Boston - I'm so nervous, but I guess this'll teach me to have a girlfrind in another hemisphere, huh? Work is kinda sucking atm. My assistant's about to be moved, so my workload will double - boo-urns! On the upside, it's only 17 days till I get my ass cuddled off by a beautiful American girl...

Two Worlds
Life is a strange, two-sided thing... A dirge to chant, or a song to sing; A sad, cold world, or a thrilling place, A tough, old grind, or an exciting race. A drudge-filled chore, or a challenging dare, A thorny bush, or a flower fair. A task to do or a chance to give, A day to spend or a life to live!

Two Women In Very Short Skirts
The sun beat down on my body as I ran along the beach. It felt good to feel my feet dig into the sand as I ran along the deserted beaches. It also felt good that not to worry about office work and just feel the intense pleasure of a physical task. I needed this holiday I had been burning out at work and everything had felt so overwhelming recently. The weather had been perfect warm, sunny and without school kids since the school holidays had not started yet. I had been able to get a nice room at a small resort hotel on the coast and had taken to running in the afternoon. I had also developed the habit of having a swim before I headed back to the hotel. Though there were houses on the cliffs above me they were far away and no one seemed around. So when I felt my muscles burning and my breath become laboured I stopped and rested for a little time. Looking about me I saw no one and stripped my clothes off my body. Naked I dove into the water and swam allowing my body to cool and res

Two Wolves
TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is EVIL. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is GOOD. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Two Witches
Two Witches I absolutely love this story! It teaches a lesson and it's about the craft. Perhaps it would be a good story to tell any pagan children, Enjoy! TWO WITCHES A Modern Craft Fairy-Tale by Mike Nichols Once upon a time, there were two Witches. One was a Feminist Witch and the other was a Traditionalist Witch. And, although both of them were deeply religious, they had rather different ideas about what their religion meant. The Feminist Witch tended to believe that Witchcraft was a religion especially suited to women because the image of the Goddess was empowering and a strong weapon against patriarchal tyranny. And there was distrust in the heart of the Feminist Witch for the Traditionalist Witch because, from the Feminist perspective, the Traditionalist Witch seemed subversive and a threat to "the Cause". The Traditionalist Witch tended to believe that Witchcraft was a religion for both men and women because anything less would be divisi

Two Wolves
One evening an older, wiser, Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, The battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is *Evil*. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other is *Good*. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Two Widows
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M. , dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no,

Two Women In Heaven
Two Women Talking In Heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds . I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you

Two Weeks & Counting Till March Madness
Good afternoon/evening everyone. Well we are two weeks & counting to the start of March Madness & hope everyone is pumped up as I am. There are some definitely interesting scenarios going into the conference tournaments which started Tuesday night with the Big South, Horizon, & Ohio Valley tournaments. Who will make the tournament this year? And who will have to settle for the NIT? Will teams like Ohio State, UCLA, Florida, or North Carolina receive #1 bids? Or will Kansas, Texas A&M, Wisconsin, or Memphis take a spot or two? And where will Syracuse end up?? Anything is possible. The webpage for this year is almost complete other than to place the teams into the brackets & to fill out a few remaining items. You may also get the info at my webpage: www.geocities.com/ncaapool2007 Feel free to look around & check things out. The main page will connect you to the rules of the pool, provides you with a blank bracket (for those who like to write down their picks), some history of pre

Two Women In Heaven
TWO WOMEN IN HEAVEN Two Women Talking In Heaven 1st Woman: Hi! My name is Maggie. 2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st Woman: I froze to death. 2nd Woman: How horrible! 1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found Him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st Woman: So what happened? 2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the basement. I went through each closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in th

Two Wars? Do You Feel Safe?
Politics Collide With Iraq Realities Thomas Ricks | April 8 Washington Post - There are two Iraq wars being waged, according to military officers on the ground and defense experts: the one fought in the streets of Baghdad, and the war as it is perceived in Washington. Army Gen. David H. Petraeus, who took over as the top U.S. commander in Iraq in February, cited the disparity last week. "The Washington clock is moving more rapidly than the Baghdad clock," he said in a television interview. "So we're obviously trying to speed up the Baghdad clock a bit and to produce some progress on the ground that can, perhaps . . . put a little more time on the Washington clock." While Washington appears headed toward a political endgame on Iraq, with the White House and Congress sparring over benchmarks and pullout dates, the war on the ground is at an ebb tide. All sides -- including U.S. military strategists and Iraqi sectarian leaders and insurgents, as well as regional players such a

Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, also pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Two Way Mirror Test
Just a helpful hint to keep you on your toes!! How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. With a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going do what I did and find the nearest mirror.... Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? This is not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the U.S. And gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on. When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (I.e., They can see you, but you can't see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very Difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how determine with any amount of certainty wh

Two Weeks Smoke Free
yea i have two weeks smoke free. I am so proud of myself. i was able to get a handle on the dreams but i had to start taking some herbal supplements. i am taking Valerian and melatonin. they are to help you sleep and the valerian is for stress aswell. i think that is the one helping me with the dreams. anyway. i hope this little blog helps someone else to quit smoking. oh and i have to tell you. i smell great! i know that's a funny thing to say but i don't smell like smoke anymore. i still smell my perfume at the end of the day. my hair smells really good too:D

Two Witch's
Once upon a time, there were two Witches. One was a Feminist Witch and the other was a Traditionalist Witch. And, although both of them were deeply religious, they had rather different ideas about what their religion meant. The Feminist Witch tended to believe that Witchcraft was a religion especially suited to women because the image of the Goddess was empowering and a strong weapon against patriarchal tyranny. And there was distrust in the heart of the Feminist Witch for the Traditionalist Witch because, from the Feminist perspective, the Traditionalist Witch seemed subversive and a threat to "the Cause". The Traditionalist Witch tended to believe that Witchcraft was a religion for both men and women because anything less would be divisive. And although the Goddess was worshipped, care was taken to give equal stress to the God-force in nature, the Horned One. And there was distrust in the heart of the Traditionalist Witch for the Feminist Witch because, from the Traditionalist vie

Two Ways To Look At Things . . . . . .
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my High School reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long? So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything!

Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a Battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, Greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false Pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, Kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

Two Weeks Or Less To Go...
1. Flying lessons (no.. not a kick to the ass and "here I'll show you how to fly"... real lessons... in the pilot seat) 2. To go bungee jumping... (off a high bridge over water like on "Saving Liberty") 3. To go sky diving... (yes, I know... "why on this green earth would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?"... I still wanna do it) 4. To get another tattoo. 5. To get another piercing or two... 6. To get LAID... Crude I know... but VERY VERY true... 7. To color my hair a new color... (I was thinking Green). 8. To have a good time with some good friends... (drinking and whatnot... maybe something like paint ball or billiards) Pop Quiz: When is my birthday? (Hint: Sometime this month and hasn't happened yet) So... There's my wish list... In no particular order...

Two Wolves
Two Wolves An elder was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me, it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf is evil -- he is fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, competition, superiority, and ego. The other is good -- he is joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too." They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old man simply replied, "The one you feed."

The Two Wolves
A cherokee elder was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, a fight is going on inside me. It is terrible fight and it is between two wovles.... one wolf represents fear! anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego... The other stands for joy! Peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith... this same fight is going on inside you and inside every other person too. They thought about it for a minute...Then one child asked his grandfather Which one will win? the old cherokee replied, the one you feed.

Two Wishes...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places

Two Wonderful People
While I have been on Fubar for a year I never thought about finding a best-friend/ love of my life but I did and through him I meet another Angle who helped me see the path I was going down and she pulled me back and gave me talking to and put me on the straight path. The Keeper of My Heart didn't know how to talk to me and this Angle stepped in and where the Keeper words failed, the Angles words did not. I was unaware of the destructive path I was leading and when this Angle spoke to me I seen the error of my ways and turned around. I not saying I have become perfect not I still have my days to where my level of dealing is high and I almost to a breaking point. I stop and take a breathe and calm down. I must say I do feel better and thanks to the Keeper of my Heart and the Angle in my life I am stronger. With these two backing me I can do anything! Thank you both so very much. I know I do not need to say either name as you both know who you are and no one else needs to know t

Two Ways Of Thinking
I have discovered there are two ways of thinking in the D/s world and I am mortified. After discussing this with some other Collarme coed’s the idea of pain, punishment, and spanking has brought many people to argue. In my endeavors I always assumed that when I was being spanked it was out pain and pleasure. They knew that I enjoyed the pain and wanted me feel it and take as much as I could. But then there are the others that use pain and spanking as punishment. They want to break the person they are with and overly hurt the person so the sub will beg for mercy. As a lover I am appalled by this idea and could not imagine being in a relationship that every night I had to be broken down and be with the one that wants to hurt me for his pleasure. I always thought that this kind of play was mutual pleasure and I will not stand for that.

Two Weeks Before A.n.g. 119 Begins
I doubt the founding of the popular magazine National Geographic will ever be considered an epochal enough event to merit restructuring our calendar around. Technically the "official journal" of the National Georgaphic Society founded in January 1888, the magazine itself was first published in October of that year. Come next month National Geographic begins its 119th year -- "After [the founding of the magazine] National Geographic" 119 -- of continued publication, and I'm sure everybody reading this has either read and or has National Geographics (you can always tell them by their yellow borders running around their covers) in storage somewhere. I've thought about what would make an interesting birthday present because I've got a few coming up in my family . . . my nephew Mathew turns ten (double-digits, whoa!) on Monday, my niece Breanna turns twelve next month, and her mom Margaret has a birthday three days before that. An issue of National Geographic from the month you were bor

Two Women ....xoxoxoxo
Two Women There was a meeting of the church leadership women on a crisis among the leaders of the church. Three of the five men had been discovered having affairs. Chris began to think about her marriage. It had become stale. Bobby no longer thought of her as the woman who was bold enough to get the tattoo on her stomach, she was the women who brought cookies to the prayer meetings and world long print dresses. This was going to change, I'm not going to be number four. At 11 PM that Sunday she called Bobby and told him to pick her up on west thirty fifth and Martin Luther King street. She had car problems and that was the seedy part of town. Bobby dropped what he was doing and drove right over there. As Bobby drove down Martin Luther King street he started to worry. This was the part of town where all of the hookers and drug dealers were. He was worried about her. She was a pretty innocent woman, very quiet and shy. Lord knows what to happen to her in this envi

Two Weeks!
With love in my heart The fear deep in my gut Tears in my eyes I know it is you I do not know what you feel Or even what you want These two weeks where of peace The feeling of safty warmth The feeling of home with you Not since I was little Not very often It has been so long I had forgotten These past two weeks I do not know how to say it It was amazing but very enlightening I now know what I want but still out of my reach For see you are still scared To own up to being with me Unsure that you are Is as sure as I am So now I do say You need to figure out What you want to do I love you with all my heart You have all of me Maybe that is just it You need to fight more for me Show me what you want Let me know how you feel Maybe it is time For you open a little to me I do want to thank you It is and was wonderful You are the love of my life I dont ever want to know life without you

Two Words.....
A word by itself could be, and most often is... in a world of it's own, out in the left field, a new kid on the block, or.... just singular. For insatance...(I love saying that, I feel like i'm wearing the "Professors" jacket.) the word "Thank" all by it's little lonsome just doesn't do the job. It's like haveing a Peanut Butter sandwich, or calling just Bat Man. Even look in Webster's book of "I told you so", every descriptive sentence has some other form of constanents and vowels well aranged post "Thank." So, by now you are asking yourself, self.... what could the second word be? If Shakespeare were to be on the Carson show my literary guess would be that he would have apropiatelly plugged...Thou or Thy, but being in the 21'st century we will go with the ever so popular "You" Here we have it, my goal.... "Thank You" two words that fit so eloquintly together. Two peas in a pod, Frick and Frack....I could go on for days, but I shant. This Is my "Thank You" to someone who had c

Two Weeks.
So what! So I don't really have a connection at home again. People all around me have wifi connections and apparently people are figuring out how to password protect them now. Oh well. I'll be getting my internet back sometime. Mostly because I need it for work. Work, by the way, has been great. Got some serious training done last week and more to come next week. For those that do not know, the Cougs won Apple Cup this year! Making Alex Brinks the only Coug QB to lead the team to three consecutive Apple Cup wins. And that's the closest that he'll get to a bowl game. Hopefully he'll declare and get picked up by a team in the 3rd or 4th round. Additionally, LSU lost this weekend. While they still have an outside shot at getting back into the big game, they pretty well deserved this. While they remain undeafeated, New England has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they are a beatable team. And Philly proved that you don't even have to be that good a team to d

Two Women Having Lunch
Two women where having lunch together & discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman say's, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job done." The second woman say's, "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!". To which the first replies, "Wow....... I just can't picture your husband as a blonde....."

~two Women~
Beneath the sheets of two women I've slept To whom I have been so deeply inside Both have sketched memories in my heart One sketched in my skin Both embedded in my mind Yet, ones more deeply within One is the meaning of my pain Yet one deepens my sin Stress springs from her Grows over my nature And pulls me down in it's grips And it's only love that dares Rescue me from the abyss Both lost in the labyrinth We cannot escape her attack So even with her love intact My heart simply remains trapped What will it take for the destruction to end Life of love I need help But with who to depend Should I stay on this path In which destruction ends Or should I go with my savior My heart will she mend … ?

Two Week Absense
So...good chance I won't get online tomorrow much, if at all...and then I leave Wed evening (after my wed afternoon exam) to head back home (east) for an 11 day stretch....there's a very good chance the next time I actually sign on here it'll be the new year so... That being the (very possible) case...hope everyone has a happy holidays...should you be celebrating any holidays...and I'll check in with you all when I'm back. Who (Eric) that's who. (oh)

Two Woodpeckers
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusio

Two Wolves
Two Wolves ? One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.? He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed.

Two Weeks
I will not be on for the next two weeks starting on Saturday. During this time, if you would like to be added to my Family, send me a message and i will add when i get back...be sure to add me too hugs licks and kisses to all my fu-friends

Two Weeks And Two Days
In two weeks and two days I will be thirty-six years old. A cougar is a woman OVER 35 who dates younger men right? Oh good, another cliche! What do I want for my birthday? Flowers and cupcakes and kisses from beautiful young men. I want to dance around in circles til I'm giddy. I want to feel like I'm in love, even if I'm not. I want the cosmos to insulate me from those who think less of me. I am a Scorpio and a Rat. The sexual energy that swirls around me on a regular basis can be a bit much for the average mortal to handle. On my birthday I imagine that I become the eye of the storm, deceptively calm in the center of activity. I sense the tempest building miles away. Come with me and enjoy it from a front row seat!

Two World Wars Ended
Two World Wars ended I was born 17 years later after 2WW Grandma says when it ended So revive breath life’s fresh air Release from heavenly skies Birds singing plant and trees glowing But said mankind must not build Such a deadly weapon drops on Japanese soils The horror they screaming, silents of the dead soil theworld have lost so much because of two world wars and why we keep on going Building such deadly and most evilness kinds Keep upgrading to perish mankind and all living things on mother earth? WHY We are here to make theworld a better place to lives? Because we are, Peaceful human being? This I cannot answer for you!

The Two Wolves
An old cherokee man is teaching his young grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside of me" he said to the boy. "It is a terrible battle between two wolves. One wolf is evil-he is anger, sorrow, envy, regret, greed, arrogance, self pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego". "What about the other wolf?" asks the boy. The old man responds "The other wolf is good-he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith. The same battle is within you. And all others as well". The young boy takes this in and asks one more question...."Grandfather, which wolf will win?" The old cherokee simply replied "The one you choose to feed".

Two Way Mirror
A cold interrogation room Is not intended for sharing of the heart Although we reveal as much by written and spoken language. I wonder long what must have happened to you I know now why But am even more confused. Is what you know of me to you only information gathered. This much you may say you love But when all I hear is silence No affirmation or recognition Just receipts-- that you got it. How do I know you love me. And so how can I return love If I do not even know if it is there Or if I am told where Then why. Where thoughts go energy flows... How can I give love to you If I only know I am in a room Under observation by you, Is safety worth it. One day in panoramic vision You will know The day we find out Who are true family, friends And true loves are. When you receive your panoramic vision Will you be able to say then "I was a good brother"... Your friends will not know you love them Unless you not only tell them But express

'two Wolves'
'Two Wolves’ This is the best I have ever heard it explained. One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said: 'My son, the battle is between 'two wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.' The grandson thought about it for a minute, and then asked his grandfather

Two Wolves...
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed

The Two-way Ipod Remote Can Be Used Boost Products Of This Apple Iphone
It's possible you'll have noticed out of the iPod Skin Case ipod remote which usually makes simpler all the dancing system for all the Apple ipod. All the ipod remote facilitates an individual to know his or her's favourite sounds whereas looking for records, rewinding not to mention extremely fast sending, . . .. that have an easy-to-use remote control. A wonderful device that you can buy certainly is the iJet Two-Way Lcd tv remote, of which works out being the several a particular ipod not to mention iphone remote. All the two-way ipod remote can be used boost updates out of the Apple iphone, most of types out of the ipod Nano, ipod Touch, ipod Videos, ipod Classic, ipod Minor, ipod Graphic not to mention iPods 4G, 5G not to mention 6G. It again facilitates an individual to determine track series not to mention painter details making use of the playlist out of the remote Liquid crystal display as an alternative for saving it the whole of the playlist, which sometimes dec

Two Wolves
old Cherokee chief was teaching his grandson about life... "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves." "One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego. "The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. "This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?" The old chief simply replied, "The one you feed."

Two Wonderful Switzerland Different Watches I'm Keen On
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Two Words I Can't Say
Sometimes the smartest things you can do in life, is just play dumb. Pretend you see or feel nothing, as if you are numb. Patterns keep repeating, and it simply hurts to breathe. Still the question why, is all you achieve. For, it doesn't make sense, and it probably never will. So you fake your smile, while at a standstill. I am perceived as crazy, but you see I am sane. Because I don't have to cause anyone sorrow or pain. My own hurt is useless, but it's all that I have. With this throbbing pain in my chest, the knife in my back. I act as if I'm blinded, but my vision is too clear. I see the truth from beyond the blood tears. And it is okay, I am a willing target. There is so much more to me, that the world doesn't get. But I suck it up, as if I don't care. When it hurts every day, and I'm fully aware. Of the bull’s-eye on my flesh, one that can't be wiped clean. A horror film brought to life, through a wide open dream. Cutting jokes, using humor, through all t

Two Ways Of Living
There's two ways of living here now. There's the old way, look out for your family, die where you was born, fish, cut your wood, keep a garden, make do with what you got. Then there's the new way. Work out, have a job, somebody tell you what to do, commute, your brother's in South Africa, your mother's in Regina, buy every goddamn piece of Japanese crap you can. Leave home. Go off to look for work. And some has a hard time of it. --annie proulx, the shipping news perhaps i am an oddball, but the old way seems vastly better than the new.

Two Young Lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I?ll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Two Years Clean......
Wow......I'm two years clean yesterday.....clean from a horror known as methanphetamine. Yeah and i'm definitely proud of myself because it's such a battle. People don't know what i have to deal with daily and weekly. For those of you who don't know me as well, here's the deal: I used to be a meth junkie. I just smoked the stuff and snorted it all the time (never ever got the nerve to shoot it up, thank god), but I was REALLY BAD on this stuff. I originally started doing it for work purposes to stay alert (and this was when I was 11 years old). after that job was over, I stopped for a bit then went back on it. I slowly became more and more and more addicted and soon....I was spending all of my money on it. I stole for it. That shit had me on a fucking leash! I would do whatever for it (almost whatever hahaha). For the uneducated, meth eats away your muscles and fat. I shrank down a lot. I used to be very thick and chunky, and then meth solved that problem....and adding a new one: addic

Two Young Men Who Went To "the Blue", Speaker And Definer
A Seneca Legend In a village, in olden times, lived two young men who were such great friends that they cared for no one else, on that account everybody disliked and shunned them. They could find no home to live in so they said to each other, "Since everybody dislikes us the sooner we go away from the village the better," and they started toward the South. When night overtook them they looked around for a dry place, where leaves had fallen, for they wanted to sleep comfortably. At first the friends had only evergreen and roots to eat, but afterward they made bows and arrows and killed birds and small game. When they were out of the forest, they came to opening where there was swampy ground, but they traveled on. Once in a while one said to the other, "I am afraid we will never get across the swamp"; but the other said encouraging words, and they went on. One day the two young men came to a tall hemlock tree. "Climb up and look around. See if there is a house in sight," s

Two Years..... Memory Of My Sister
ITs been two years since you left me.... not because you wanted to but for the reason that wasnt your choice knowing your not here has been hard Its been two years since you left me.... not seeing you is the worst having my nephew there to make it better hes the one that keeps you alive Its been two years since you letf me... missing my best friend wishing you were here to push the swarros away remembering the times we spent together Its been two years since you left me... hopeing i make you happy with my choices knowing your always there makes it easier lookinh up into the sky and wishing to see you once more ITs been two years since you left me... trying not to cry everytime i think of you remembering how you left always thinking of you here and not in heaven its been two years since you left me... missing my big sister wanting you to come back knowing your always looking down at me ITs been two years since you left me..... loving you ill always

Two Years Today
Today is the 2 yr anniversary of my accident and loss of my beloved Impatience. Today is a day of great grief for me. But, I'll get past it as I always do. Will drive through the accident site but after the accident time. Not ready for that yet. Maybe I never will. Time will tell. a Today marks the third anniversary of my accident. Still in alot of pain and no where near settling...my lawyer declined their off of settlement. I guess he's going for broke?

Two Years Ago Today...
I found out I was pregnant. Chris and I just spent an amazing weekend at Garner State Park. I had a feeling I could be pregnant but didn't want to ruin our weekend. I took the test that Sunday night alone in my apartment. I wasn't 100% sure it was a positive, but was sooooo scared to tell Chris, so I texted him...haha. I still have them saved on my old phone: Kristen: "I took a pregnancy test" Chris: "Ok and" Kristen: "not sure" Chris: "not sure or just dont know yet" Kristen: "Umm concensus says positive" Kristen: "I wish you were here" Chris: "I know iam sorry i cant be" ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- Chris: "I tried calling you call me" ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- haha I finally answered... and unfortunately, my life was all downhill after this.

Two Years Until Life Begins?
I just want to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who sent me birthday messages, profile comments, gifts and bling! :D Gee, I must be popular or some shit because I sure got a lot of love. I'm too fuckin lazy to reply to every one individually so I'm hoping this blog covers it :P Makes me feel kinda guilty for never paying attention to the upcoming birthdays bit, but you all know I love you, right? :P Thanks again guys n girls, you fuckin ROCK!

Two Years...
August 25, 2008 Two Years Two years have gone and came I still have the pain, They said it would get better I don’t believe it as the tears make my face wetter, Why did he have to go? I ask myself that and still don’t know. I don’t know why I can’t get through it, I don’t know how others do it. I feel alone and nobody knows, How much this pain goes. On and on it seems to never stop, Going up the mountain but never reach the top. Since Daddy is gone I feel lost, I told him he could let go but didn’t know the cost. I know it is better he is out of pain, I just wish the tears did not fall like rain. Two years have gone and came, Maybe one day I can handle the pain……

Two Years Ago....
Two years ago..... Two years ago, we last spoke Two years ago, we laughed with each other last Two years ago, things were not so good Two years ago, you lost the most important person left in your life Two years ago, another life was born Two years ago, you took your life Two years ago...... Two years later.... Two years later, life is better Two years later, I'm happier than I was Two years later, I'm laughing and smiling more Two years later, a new friend made Two years later, I still say damn you for taking your life Two years later, I miss you still Two years later, life continues to go on without you in it Two years later..... your loss.

Two Years And Finally Starting To Heal
i've heard that over the course of our lives, we're going to meet ppl that change not only our character, but also the way we view the world and our role in it. it's funny how much shit can happen in two years. funny too how sum days it can feel like it just happened yesterday and others it feels like it happened a lifetime ago. two years ago, this coming march, i lost two of the most important ppl in my life. my rich and my bestie joey. thankfully i got my bestie back. but my rich...no matter how much i wish otherwise, i'll never get him back. he was the strongest, kindest and most loyal person ive ever met and i loved him completely. he was the kind of person that everyone was just drawn to. he had charisma, a crazy sense of humor and a mouth that, more often than not, got him into trouble. my rich loved to work on cars and race them. that was his passion. he use to joke that if he could get the same pleasure from his car that he did from a woman, he'd be single for the r

Two Years
Two years since my world fell apart, since I lost so many things that meant so much to me. Two years feeling incomplete, full of self doubt and feeling I failed. To some it means nothing, that I should have moved on. They do not see or know how much I have tried, how much I have cried. I pray for relief, I pray for strength. The saddness never dies, it's sometimes hidden for a time, only to sneak up on me without warning. It haunts my dreams, and steals my sleep, I beg for it's release. This demon just won't let me go, it shows it's ugly head in forms of anger, bitterness and pain. I push away the ones I love, and hurt those close to me. This demon known as depression is consuming me.

Two Years Today!
It's been two years, That you have been gone, Today, It hurts me to think, That this morning,Two years ago was the last, Something i wish i could rewind, The lost, Gives me pain, Kills me day by day, In a way that i can't change, All i need, Is to see you and ask why Did you know, And why didn't you tell, I need you mama There is just so much, I can't say, All i can do is take everything day by day, One day i will See you again, We will reunite, With each other, Until that day, I love you Mama!!

Two Years On Fubar!
Wow.. Can you believe it? I've been a member on here a little over two years already! Time really goes by quickly! In that time I've commented on lots of pages, uploaded a bunch of pictures, shared some recipies as well as some HTML tips and tricks (they're in my Stash - check it out!) and have made some really great friends along the way! This week, I'm hoping someone will give me a "Big Pimpin" gift from the Gift Shop! Don't worry.. No money required - it's all Fubar points. You can get to the Gift Shop here http://fubar.com/giftshop.php#gtab9 and then just click the "Big Pimpin Gifts" tab. I'd love any of them but here are some of my personal favorites: Make It Rain Deluxe Hot Tub Tropical Vacation Golden Angel Butterfly Pin Diamond Dust Infused Perfume Platinum Cherry Hope one of you can make it happen.. As soon as you do, I'll be eligible for Level 21! I'd love to see that happen this week!! Thanks so much to everyone for all the help in getting me to Level 20 over th

Two Young Guys
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...O o...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do tha

Tx Brat And Fiesty In A Contest....
these two girls are great friends and need you comments to when this contest... please comment bomb them and they and i will return the favor... here is the link to fiesty: here is the link to txbrat:

Tx Gov Rick Perry Orders Troops To Formula 1
Infowars.comNovember 17, 2012 Yesterday, Infowars reporter Jakari Jackson headed out to the Formula One race event held outside of Austin, Texas where he found, not only that posse comitatus is little more than a distant memory, but that National Guard troops were assisting the event at the behest of Texas Governor Rick Perry, according to one member. At least one National Guard member interviewed by Jakari said governor Rick Perry gave the order to have troops assist local law enforcement during the much-hyped, first ever Formula One race event predicted to bring hordes of people into the central Texas region. “We’re out here in support of the local civilian authorities. Any large public event like this, there’s always a public safety concern and we’re out here, much like the local law enforcement is just to make sure everybody has a good, safe time and just to help out our friends in the local civilian sector,” one troop said. What’s ev

Tx Ladies?
alright so i just joined not to long ago and still not too sure on how to look around and find anyone. havin great help from this jenny chick i met.. (hottie btw) but are there any tx ladies out there? honestly... throw me a bone here ppl.. RAWR

Tx Midget
>The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. >The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor >told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining >table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left >giggleberry and told the Midget to turn his head and cough,the usual method >to check for a hernia. > "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right >man-meatball, he asked the midget to cough again. > "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgica scissors >Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left >side. > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement >that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk >around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. >The midget was absolutely delighted as he

Txt
wetware : (jargon) [wet'weir] (Probably from the novels of Rudy Rucker, or maybe Stanislav Lem) The human nervous system, as opposed to electronic computer hardware or software. N.L.W.S. : Neuro-Linguistic Wetware Script ; the nouns, verbs, adjectives, sentences, and paragraphs of verbal-communication written and read by people who are ignorant of any code such as HTML, C+, etc P.E.B.K.A.C. : Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair ; some computer-illiterate quote "scum of the earth" unquote caused a computer glitch curiomagnetism-something so unignorable and unforgettable that it seems to grab your attention by an almost magnetic force chronojectile-irreversible forward motion (like a projectile) of Time itself from past to future epistemicrocosm-a version of reality that is limited and/or inaccurate because it is not informed enough, even though it is very logical ; the logic, however flawless it might be in and of itself, is based on an insufficient ammount of infor

A Txt Fantasy I Typed The Other Day
I know what you meant. Did hubby not cuddle today? Aww... Nope.... In that case as he is getting ready ahead of u I sneak out of the closet and curl up behind u... Holding u from behind... Caressing ur boobs with one hand kissing the back of ur neck and upper back. Soon u feel a stiffness in ur lower back. U reach ur hand back to find and play with it... Mmmmmm....now THAT, i like....=) U find it and I let u play briefly before I shov ur hand back above ur head and roll u on ur back. I bind ur hands so u can not use them. I continue playing with ur tits with one hand making my other one and mouth lead to your already dripping snatch... I start fingering licking and biting. U enjoy Oh wow! Arent u amorous this morning. LOVE IT! my fav way to wake up.... I'm not done yet... Oh nice..... After a min or two of licking u I say 'eww ur pussy tastes sweaty and nasty' so I take u by ur bound hands to the shower, bind u to a side rail and begin to wash u. Making sure kitty is all fresh and clea

Txwildflower Contest (closed)
TxWildFlower Needs Your Help Comment Bombing in Contest TxWildFlower is a wonderful lady and she really looks good in Pink... So, let's help her win a VIP... Leave her 50 comments and I will make you the following tag... Just private message Carrie when you have left the comments, and a tag will be made for you... If you have time to do more, then Carrie will make you any tag in her collection that you do not have but would like... If you have them all, she will custom make one for you... Remember: 50 pic comments is the same number of points as 50 pic ratings... *************************************** Lovingly Pimped Out by: Carrie Please repost

Txwildflower To Henchman (closed)
She's such a Bad Girl TxWildFlower '73 She's 96k away from Henchman Let's SPANK her naughty little bottom good until she gets there! heheh Bad Girl is really a one of the sweetest women I have met on Fubar... She is caring, funny, and always willing to lend her friends a helping hand... Rate her Fan her Add her Comment her Buy her a present But most importantly... Spank her hard!! hehe She will LOVE it... and return it too... And I will pay you in tags to do it... For each folder you rate, I will make you a tag... Thanks bunches... Just private message Carrie when you are done... Rate her Toons folder... Toons Folder Rate her Angels and Fairies Folder... Angels and Fairies Folder Rate her Beautiful Pin Ups Folder... Beautiful Pin Ups Folder Once you have spanked her well... Send Carrie a private message letting her know which folder(s) you rated and which tag(s) you want personalized. And i

Ty
Well after my first blast there is alot of love out there :) I am trying to keep up with you all and rate you and fan you back hopefully it doesnt overwhelm me. so far you have all been cool except for a few that have gotten a little out of hand but all in all a great experience so far. i am sorry if i dont message you back right away but i am at work and it is kind of hard to get to all of you . guys and gals you have all been great !! huga nad kisses , satin

Ty
ty for the comments guys,again it is sad that some guys ruin it for all of you,this guy asked me where my good pictuers are and another ws telling me what he was doing while looking at my pictures guys this is a real turn off,it is ok to flirt and the comments on my pictures are great,but i dont want to hear that your going to jack off to my pic or print them out and jack off on it and send it too me.. love you all you are all awsome

Ty!
I appreciate all the love yall have shown here on my b-day. TY I hope to hear from u all soon again and not just once a year! LMAO Had a really screwed up day, was lookign to get off work early and worked 12 today, kids never called and chit but I had so much CT love when I got home to check my CT mail. TY again so much.

Ty
well today is my birthday and the only ones that have wished me a happybirth day are my kids my friends here my gf and my ex wife,sad huh no one in my family has called at all but ty to all those who have wished me a happy birthday and u all have a great weekend , oh and i am 30 now lol gettin old huh!

Ty
ts a hot sticky day as i sit in my office,the air con unit has packed in and i drift off...... there's a knock at my office door,it opens and i see you standing there,long black dress and cherry red lip stick,black eye liner and beautiful long hair tied up in a bun.i smile as you walk towards me,i stand to greet you,i take your hand and straight away i notice how soft it is,thoughts are running thru my mind,thoughts of lust,animalistic instincts,i breathe in your sweet smell and i feel my cheeks begin to flush,you notice that i'm blushing and youtease me with it,as i sit down you sit on the edge of my desk and let your dress fall open revealing your gorgeous legs covered in silky black stockings,i look up to you and you give me that look,you know the look i mean sharlene. i grab your legs and pull you round to face me,i stand and look into your beautiful eyes, i lean forward and tenderly kiss your full gorgeous lips,you respondby kissing me back,i hold your face in my hands and g

Ty,...
Retreat from joy, Like a boy. When men pursue that which they were born for. Retreat from her, Like a blur. When men pursue gold, when only stone seems possible. Retreat from a smile, Like a juvenile. When men pursue light, without any sight. Retreat from her, Like a boy, Like a blur, Like a juvenile. When men prove to her, she is the only thing that makes them men

Ty
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To ever

Ty
EVERYBODY SAY HELLO TO MY FU-BESTIE CT GIRL! SHE IS THE SWEETEST PERSON UNDER THE SUN! SHE HAS HELPED ME SO MUCH IN MY PERSUIT TO SPOTLIGHT THAT I CAN'T SHOW HER ENOUGH LOVE! SO HIT HER PAGE UP AND FAN/ADD/RATE/CRUSH/BLING HER TILL YOU JUST CAN ANYMORE! SHE WILL RETURN ALL THE LOVE GIVEN TO HER! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLICK ANY PICTURE OF HER AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HER PAGE! Ctgirl ™OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD- OWNED BY PHILEMON and TUFFGUY-Owner of Wills@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME! DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**PrOmOtEr 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD** PrOmOtEr 4 EuPhOrIa@ fubar

Ty
Just thought of the rest of Fubar... not like individual people, but honestly in real life who would have the same over sized nut sac. How many of you would actually be so nice or so mean in real life. I know it is more possible that a mask is worn by more people on here and every site on the computer, life is not full of friendly people. I really wish everyone knew that sometimes people know they aren't as good enough, but they want to be important enough to be looked for or even missed. Lately I have been able to not worry so much how I have been seen. Its quite tiring making sure I appear in the same damn light for every soul. That is why most of my nsfw is for famly alone. I can rest easier and I know it isn't like the evil in my life has disapated down to nothing, it is just easier to breath. So I would like to say thank you to everyone for letting me catch some Z's. Maybe I am just wasting time, but its mostly my time. I am not even knowing that anybody might read these. Just

Ty Aimee For The Reality
Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean. Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding it's cocoon It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness where you continue to perceive to understand to laugh and to be able to grow. Words of Wisdom....... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. I like to be just me.

Ty §aÐi§ti© Light! You Rock!
:-P BEAUTIFUL PERSON :-P and is only 433K from becoming our very first !!!Vampiric Godmother!!! She gives so much to us all it is time to return the love I know ALOT of you hit that "I'm Bored" button so why not hit her instead?!?!? (with rates not hammers you sadists lol :-P) She has some awesome pics and stash to rate so drop by and give it to her! QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 B!tch NSFW@ fubar

Ty All
SOULD I RIDE SOULD I GO TO THE MOVES WHAT SOULD I DO I AM SO BOARD NEED IDES TO MAKE MY DAY BETTER IF YOU HAVE ONE LET ME NO SOULD I GO TO THE MOON WELL SHIT I AM THERE ALL DAY LOL TO ALL THAT GET THAT OK WILL THIS ALSO GOES OUT TO ALL THE PLP THAT ARE ALL WAYS HERE FOR ME AND TO THOS IF LEFT A COMENT TY OK WERE WAS O YA GRABS THE BONG AND SAY OK I AM OUT IT PUFF PUFF PASS TIME HE HE!!

Ty All
i just wanted to thank each and everyone that viewed my blog... made me feel really good to know i do have some friends that i have never met thar care for me more than the ones i have... i am so glad i decided to join cherrytop... u guys are awesome and i thank everyone for being there for me in my hard times... love u all and thanks for being there for me... hope to make many more friends .. hugzzz and kisses to all my friends and fans !!!

Ty 2 All
1st i wanna say ty to everyone who added me to there list u guys rock 2 nd i wanna ty for everyone being so patient with me wile i learn the ropes of cheery tap. and finaly YOU GUYS R SOOO COOL TY STAY THAT WAY love your tabicat meow ,,,,,,,,,,,

Ty All
Would like to thank everyone that has come and shown me some love on my contest , its running till this friday and im still not in the lead . ANy and all help is very much appriciated and i will definately return the favor when u ask =) click on the pic and come help me win a 3 day blast pretty pls =)

Ty All For The Congrads On My Fu Marriage Last -nght < Hehe.. Hugs All>>>>
Hugs and Ty All for best wishes and all. . Sorry I couldnt send wedding cake it,s not approved as a gift item yet. hugs from Diana , and Scarecrow..

Ty All My Dear Friends
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.

Ty All So Much
WOW.. I dont even know where to begin. Thank you all so so very much for all the love durin my HH. Im not sure how many points I got but I know its more then 300,000 so wow thank you so much!! Ive gotten tons of friends request and so many fans and rates that I'll still be catchin up when im 80! I will get to each of you asap and please if i miss anyone send me a shout or message and ill swing over and spank ya! I dont wanna leave anyone out so thank you everyone so so much for everything!!! Lots of licks and spanks to old & new friends!! xoxoxo Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Ty All!!!
Ok all, thank you so much for all your thoughts and prayers, they are all very much appreciated and needed. For those that don’t know, my Janae went to the hospital on Sunday the 23rd with a stomach ache, well come to find out she had a ruptured appendix. She had infection covering all of her organs and has been very very sick. We spent 11 days and 2 hours in the hospital. She is out now but not out of danger yet. She still has a small pocket of infection in her stomach. She is on very strong antibiotics that she will not take cuz she does not take pills. We have to go back in a week for another CT scan to see if the pocket is gone, if not she has to go back in for another surgery to get it removed. We may not know for some time the damage the infection may have caused her organs but we are staying positive. Thank you again to all my amazing friends for all your love and support and please keep the prayers going.

Ty All Soooo Much!
Thank You to EVERYONE who went out of their way to make me... I have some amazing friends who also have some fantastic friends! I can't possibly list everyone here because there are just too many. I will be working on pimpouts over the next couple of days. I feel compelled to get your "permission" to include you in a bulletin or blog due to recent events. I was told it wasn't polite to pimp someone without their permission when my intention would only ever be to help. So, if you helped and would like included please send me a private message and let me know. It was a great race and though I didn't get there first am proud to say WE DID IT IN 19 DAYS! I levelled to FuQueen on Feb. 24th and Godmother on March 15th! WOW! TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED ...YOU ROCK! xoxo ~PebblesinAZ~TY Sooo MUCH 2 Every1 who helped me GODMOTHER! XOXO@ fubar

Ty All For Making My Bday Special
TY YOU ALL FOR SHOWING B-DAY WISHES GO RATE HER SHE GOT DELETED N SHE IS ONE OF SWEETEST WOMAN ON HERE Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz@ fubar SHE ALWAYS HELPS ME AND MY GIRL ANGEL DAWN TY _Sweet_Thing_~Rate Spanker ~ Shadow Leveler ~Owned by Miss Crys and ~2shy4you~@ fubar SHE ALSO ROCKS Diamonds Forever Real Girlfriend to Royal_Jock >< Fu- Owned by@ fubar AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MY BABY MY LOVE *AngelDawnKris*Fu-Owned By Barrylicious , Armond,Guidomedic & SweetThing & Tappinit*@ fubar PIMP OUT N TY FROM barrylicious^Owner Of AngelDawn N R/L BF& Owned by XxNascarKittyxX ^@ fubar

Ty All My Fu Friends !!!!
Just wanted to thank all the Fu's that helped Big Poppa level up 2 Godfather on Friday!! WOOT-WOOT!! That's what a real Fu will do 4 ya!☺ When it comes to levelin', everybody needs somebody!! And if your still have'nt F/A/R'd him, U MUST! cuz he's DA BESTEST!☺♥ So go sho' Big Poppa, tha GodFather, sum ♥!! BIG POPPA Ya Heard : if i aint caressing them im undressin'em@ fubar ♣Mz Ch@os♣@ fubar (repost of original by '♣Mz Ch@os♣' on '2008-09-08 05:00:56')

Ty All
Ty all for the support while I had to deal with my life..Im not saying I'm 100% better but with the love and support I've received Im getting there..I sure was totally broken but the pieces are slowly getting put back together and I've realized some things..I guess you can say the light came on..As the adage goes*Things happen for a reason." Good or bad right, and we might know or never know..but they do.and all the things that have happened in our lives are why we are here at this point now..I know I have some really wonderful friends some I didnt realize felt the way they did..You all have totally rocked my world and hold a very special place in my heart..Im so very very blessed..Ty one n all form the depth of my soul..I LOVE YOU one and all, more then any words can express.. love Deb

Ty Bao!
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, And I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the of

Ty Bada Family 4 An Awesome 1st Year - Kick Off Year #2 Tonight - I Am Going For Spotlight Tonight - Please Donate Fubucks If You Can - Much Love Fri
Jam ON Over to BADA BING Tonight! We're Kicking off Year #2 Italian Style With the Warmth and Good Times you Always Find in BADA BING! Da Family at Bada Bing has been Partying and Feelin the Love for a Year TODAY! Our Laid Back Atmosphere, Family Vibe, Rockin Tunes, Crazy Moments and "Show Respect Or Get Whacked" Attitude ... Have been keeping the VERY BEST People on Fubar smiling all Year! Words cant express how amazing the family at Bada Bing is ... They are the most Awesome Friends you could have. Thank you ALL for the Many Great Moments and Memories! And All the many More to Come! Much Love to You All For Making Our First Anniversary So Incredible! **I AM TAKING A LAST STAB AT THE SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT.. PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN - TY SO MUCH** Its an Awesome Celebration of 1 Year of Great times in BADA BING! Lets Kick Off a New Year with a Bang Tonight! Laughs and Awesome times with Da Family! Trivia, Drinks and Prizes! Bling

Ty Bicurious Cutie
You scored as Rosamond. Your names is Rosamond, it means : Protection. You care about your family and your friends, and will do anything to protect them. They find shelter with you, and can hide from trouble or the trials of the world. You are not a 'peace lover' but you would rather stand up against the lions of injustice, win or lose. You have great courage, and people need you in their life. Rosamond92%Juliette79%Anastasia75%Ida71%Sylvia71%Euphemia67%Felicia58%Doloress42%What Is Your Secret Name ( girls only )created with QuizFarm.com

Ty Bittersweet,...
I see you for who u r not what u r...I see into ur eyes to find anwsers to unsolved questions...I kiss your rosy lips to discover they r filled with bittersweet poison...as I move to ur neck down ur shirt is lucious pair of sweetness...I know I'm only one third to heaven as I kiss your thighs of seduction...from the poison of ur lips I draw closer to death only i know one thing that is to please my sweet with everylast breath...with death drawing near I take off ur french panties to find the heaven I have been lookin for...I begin with tongue slipping in and out death drawing near last breath coming soon as I hear you moan of lust and enjoyment...and with my last breath I finish my sexual quest of the voice of you cumming, lay my head on ur leg and die peacefull knowing I satisfid you BITTERSWEET,

Ty But!!!!
Ok to start off with I wanna say ty for all the compliments on my eyes. All the, "damn your eyes are sexy", and "with eyes like that i wouldnt say no", once again ty. But, why is it so hard to look deeper? Yes my eyes express alot of things, horniness isnt one of them. Do they scream "Hey i want some ass over here"? I think not. All I do ask is if you talk to me, try to say something useful that i shouldnt have to say thank you to. I hate sayin that but its only polite. I didnt give myself these damn things so why should i take credit for them? Look deeper and youll discover that they arent my most attractive feature. My devotion to friends is one of my best. Why did i write this? Because I felt like it i guess...get to know me, im cool and rarely bite...anywho..more mindless rambling to come..xoxo to my sexies lol

T/y Bully
> Happy Hour was a Sucsess THANK YOU for making me Oracle SDMF N/Y BaD GirL FU OwNeD BY GreGorY@ fubar **reminder AUTO 11's on** Thank You to ALL who helped me show love to these Great Fu's SDMF NeWYorK@ fubar Tempting Enchantress@ fubar Gregory (aka Fu owner of SDMF N/Y BaD GirL)@ fubar DJ JOKER DDR **W.C.H**@ fubar xoxox repost for me so all can see how AWESOME they are!! (repost of original by 'DJPhucker~Dsc~ Dirty Addiction ~pttime dj @RACH'S PLAYLAND.CO-OWNER@TOXIC RADIO' on '2008-10-26 21:22:46') (repost of original by 'Tempting Enchantress' on '2008-10-26 21:27:

Ty Bully From Ms Sassy! Woot!
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO SPANKED MY PAGE DURING MY AUTO 11!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LIST THEM ALL SEPERATELY! MY GRATITUDE GOES OUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO SHOWED ME LOVE!!!

Ty Christin
i LIKE TO THANK CHRISTIN THAT IS ON MY FRIENDS LIST FOR BEING A FRIEND WE HAV GREAT TALKS CLEAN CHATS WE BOTH ARE RELAXED WHEN WE TALK I THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING THERE KEEP SMILLING YOU ARE A HOT 1 DONT LET THEM FOOL YOU U DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT. LOTS OF HUGGS AND KISSES FROM ME TO YOU MUAHHHHHHHHHHH FREDDY@>--------------

Ty Cobra :) Poem...
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Ty Coughlin is a self-proclaimed beach bum who lives on the North Shore of Oahu in Hawaii. He’s a well-known entrepreneur who has just launched a brand new project that is taking the Internet by storm called The Reverse Funnel System. Basically, The Reverse Funnel System is a fully automated, online marketing system that puts a twist on the popular “funded proposal” approach. The goal of this program is simple, automation and duplication. By opening his proprietary system up and allowing others to use it, it allows brand new home based business opportunity owners the chance to quickly get their businesses off the ground. As someone who has been involved in the work from home industry for many years, I can tell you first hand that this automated network marketing program is going to make a serious mark in the MLM industry and many of the top income earners are already jumping ship to join Ty in this opportunity. Ty Coughlin

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Reverse Funnel System has stirred up euphoria among the customer community for the last so many months. Created by Ty Coughlin, an erstwhile construction worker, the program derives power through the striking catchphrases and promotional one liners borrowed from his lack luster past that relates to the customers instantaneously. In case you are not making much headway in Internet marketing with the plummeting dollars giving you sleepless nights, then it’s high time for introspection. Spare a thought for Reverse Funnel System, which promises to make anyone wealthy irrespective of your background or education. Pick up a successful company to make it big in this super smart realm of Internet marketing. You have to pick up a few tips and tricks to stay ahead in this tricky game. Most of the investors might have had sampled everything under the sun that comes under the genre of online businesses. To generate interest you should think out of the box without smothering them with stal

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Ty CoughlinLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowIn case you’re not familiar with The Reverse Funnel System, it is a hands-free, fully automated home based business opportunity created by entrepreneur Ty Coughlin. The Reverse Funnel System essentially combines elements of the “funded proposals” method, online marketing techniques, and complete automation to create a network marketing program that is producing results for newcomers and veterans alike.The Reverse Funnel System is in it’s infancy, and it’s still a ground floor opportunity having only been around for a few short months now.So what has my experience with The Reverse Funnel System been like? In a nutshell, it’s been a wild ride...In the short time that I’ve been involved, I’m seeing things that I’ve never seen before in any MLM or network marketing opportunity. Due to the fact that the sales process is 100% automated, the Reverse Funnel System has eliminated much of the learning curve and provided a way for brand new reps t

Ty Coughlin Rfs
Ty Coughlin RFSLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe Reverse Funnel Marketing System has only been active for a few short months but already has the internet buzzing. Ty Coughlin has changed the game of network marketing. His Reverse Funnel system is garnering rave reviews from vets and rookies of network marketing alike. This article will examine the facts behind this buzz and give you an idea as to why this excitement exists over this one single MLM business opportunity.The network marketing industry has been clamoring for a business model like this to come along for years now. Ty Coughlin stepped up to the plate and invested the money to develop a system the masses wanted. People were tried of going to hotel meetings, chasing down leads, and recruiting friends and family which were traditional hallmarks of old fashioned MLM companies. Ty broke the mold by creating a more duplicable system that took the natural selling ability of its members out of the equation. Thus the Reverse

Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel System
Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel SystemLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowDue to the recent surge of interest in Ty Coughlin’s The Reverse Funnel System program, many people want to know if this home based business opportunity is the real deal or if it’s a scam. I thought it might be helpful to those who are considering signing up to read a review of my experience with The Reverse Funnel System. Hopefully by the time you’ve finished reading this RFS review you’ll have a better idea of exactly what to expect if you decide to get involved.The Reverse Funnel System is basically an automated marketing process developed by industry insider, Ty Coughlin. It relies on automation to fuel downline growth and duplication and allows anyone, regardless of experience, age, or income level, the opportunity to build a substantial home based business income.The training tools and teaching offered in the members area is all top notch, and Reverse Funnel System members are given the chance to listen in on

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Ty CoughlinLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowIf you're checking out different home based business opportunities, there's a good chance that you've probably heard something about The Reverse Funnel System lately. The Reverse Funnel System is an online home based business opportunity that is fairly new, but has been stirring up quite a bit of excitement in the work at home industry. In this short article, I'm going to give you my Reverse Funnel System review. Hopefully by the time you're done reading, you'll have a better idea of exactly what the RFS is all about and whether or not it's for you.The Reverse Funnel System is an automated marketing system for building a network marketing business. It was developed by entrepreneur Ty Coughlin and uses the funded proposals approach.In a nutshell, The Reverse Funnel System takes a high converting sales process and adds automation. It eliminates the need for traditional network marketing sales techniques such as hotel meetings, phone calls

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Ty Coughlin RFSLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe Reverse Funnel System is an automated sales process for home based businesses that is said to perfect the most difficult part of any home based business...the sales process. The creators of The Reverse Funnel System created it to eliminate the human error variable present in every sales process so that you make more money and spend less time with tricky sales pitches. It's said that the only thing you need to do is market the system and that it doesn't matter if you're shy or if you lack sales skills because The Reverse Funnel System takes care of the entire sales process for you.The Reverse Funnel System was created by a team of professional online marketers. They provide you with the marketing materials and resources needed to make the system work for you but does it work? Many people claim financial freedom from the product and swear by its success. Many others have lost thousands of dollars and hours of their time trying to

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Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel SystemLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe Reverse Funnel Marketing System has only been active for a few short months but already has the internet buzzing. Ty Coughlin has changed the game of network marketing. His Reverse Funnel system is garnering rave reviews from vets and rookies of network marketing alike. This article will examine the facts behind this buzz and give you an idea as to why this excitement exists over this one single MLM business opportunity.The network marketing industry has been clamoring for a business model like this to come along for years now. Ty Coughlin stepped up to the plate and invested the money to develop a system the masses wanted. People were tried of going to hotel meetings, chasing down leads, and recruiting friends and family which were traditional hallmarks of old fashioned MLM companies. Ty broke the mold by creating a more duplicable system that took the natural selling ability of its members out of the equation

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Ty Coughlin Rfs
Ty Coughlin RFSLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe Reverse Funnel System has swept through the industry faster than any other business opportunity in a long time. Everywhere you look there are those red banners that promise an income of $5,000 per week. Few business opportunities have achieved such popularity so quickly but the question is is it just hype or does this system actually deliver on its promise?While the Reverse Funnel System does have its share of hype the system is actually very complete and provides everything a new marketer needs to start and grow a new online business on autopilot.It is important to keep in mind that the Reverse Funnel System is not a business opportunity in and of itself. It is a sales system for promoting the Global Resorts Network or GRN which is the business opportunity. RFS is simply a system for making sales and it is proving to be a system that actually works.Within the member's area of the Reverse Funnel System affiliates can access trai

Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel System
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Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel System
Learn the secrets of the Internet Wealthy Who Is Ty Coughlin? Ty Coughlin is a self-proclaimed beach bum who lives on the North Shore of Oahu in Hawaii. He's a very well-known successful entrepreneur who has launched a project that is taking the Internet by storm called The Reverse Funnel System. Ty and the Inner circle of other entrepreneurs launched the Reverse Funnel System back in late 2007 and so far has produced over $15.4 Million in commissions to its members. This has been done in less then a year and half. What is the Reverse Funnel System? It is a marketing funnel that takes out the human out of the equation and basically converts for its members on auto-pilot. It sells itself. The affiliates only job is to drive as much traffic as possible to their own splash page. The system does the rest. The System basically sells the back-end product which is called Global Resorts Network. They are a luxury travel membership that will allow you to have discounts o

Ty Coughlin Rfs
Learn the secrets of the Internet Wealthy Reverse Funnel System is a complete new way of marketing on the internet. It is not a traditional business model, as you would think. It is works as a franchise in some way because it has a system that performs well. It works like a mathematical formula as long you drive traffic to the website. There are few benefits that Reverse Funnel System has to offer a client: 1. Demands Less time - instead of long hours of prospecting, now a business owner can focus on driving traffic to the site. 2. It can be done anywhere. You can manage your business even being away which means more free time 3. Excellent training resources and coaching offered by Ty Coughlin and his team 4. Sales professionals can contact serious prospects on a behalf of a business owner ( Huge Bonus) 5. Guest Calls to Invite Prospects 5. Advertising packages are available to start marketing online. Reverse Funnel System works anonomously, so when peopl

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Ty Coughlin Rfs
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Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel System
Ty Coughlin Reverse Funnel System Learn about making REAL MONEY right now Carbon Copy Pro and the Reverse Funnel System are powerful marketing and sales systems which do all of the telling, selling and explaining on behalf of the home based entrepreneur and as a result frees up a significant amount of time. The old ways of network marketing are slowly becoming redundant as the power of the internet and online sales and marketing systems take over as the most effective way to sell and market a home based opportunity. There really is no need to follow the old systems of buying cold leads and hammering the phone all day trying to recruit people into a business. Even the idea of face to face meetings is really no longer required in the internet age and is in fact counter productive compared to the amount of leverage the internet allows. This is not to say that communication, one on one, is no longer required, of course communication will still be necessary, because people will always

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One of the richest men in the world is going to build the biggest airplane ever. And then he is going to use it to launch rockets.Paul G. Allen, the billionaire co-founder of Microsoft, said Tuesday that he was entering the rocket business with a concept seldom used until now: a plane that can take off the conventional way and then, at 30,000 feet, launch a rocket to orbit, carrying with it satellites, supplies and — eventually — people. The first rocket launching could be as soon as 2016. “You have a certain number of dreams in your life that you want to fulfill,mulberry bags” said Mr. Allen, an avid philanthropist who has also financed efforts like a radio telescope listening for alien transmissions, “and this is a dream that I’m very excited about.” The airplane that his new company, Stratolaunch Systems, plans to build will be larger and heavier than the Spruce Goose, Howard Hughes’s record-setting flying boat that flew, just once, in

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Tye Dyed Asylum - Behind The Art
"Tye Dyed Asylum" This was a fun piece; this was done several years ago. The original size was 2’X3’. I don’t have it any more because someone stole it for personal collection. Any way the piece was done up as a college (several images combined) Barney and ALF are the key characters here. The image of Barney was of him barbed wired to a fence and ignited (I did not produce this image)I saw it on a magazine page so I used it. Next image, the one of Alf was an image that was on a clip board the text with the image was “Why be normal” I photo copied that and put it with Barney. Then I found Beavis and Butthead laughing in a small strip … yeah I couldn’t resist, so I’m revealing myself here, so what. I took these images played on a Xerox machine; you know the slow ones from the 90s, one color ink at a time. The machine gave me plenty of time to slide the images to get a variety of effects, by moving it during and in between scans. The copier became my favorite toolf

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Ty Everyone!i Luv U All!
THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME GET MY SPOTLIGHT!IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING...SO MANY PEOPLE SHOWED LOTS OF LOVE!IT WAS A HIGH BID! BUT LET ME SAY IT WAS SO WORTH IT!!!!AND IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN I DEFINATLY WOULD!I'LL BE RETURNING LOVE AS SOON AS I CAN TO ALL MY NEW FRIENDS!IF BY CHANCE YOU THINK I MAY HAVE NOT FANNED OR RATED YOU PLZ SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSEGE AND I WILL GO TO YOUR PAGE AND CHECK ASAP!MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE THE MOST AMAZING PPL EVER!!PLZ CHECK THEM ALL OUT AND F/R/A THEM! THEY ARE THE SWEETEST OF THE SWEET!!XOXO'S TO ALL!THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU THAT DONATED SO MANY FUBUCKS TO ME AND I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT!YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WILL RETURN MAD LOVE TO YOU AND ALWAYS DO!HEHEHEHEHE!!!I LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME!YOU ALL HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART AND HAVE SHOWN ME THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP! ~*~LOVIES~*~ ~*~Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy~*~Owned By Dman N Chuckiiboo**Partner In Bomb Crime 2 MR**~*~

Ty Everyone
I want to thank EVERYONE that helped me level to Disciple tonight! Broken Hearted Bombers Slammed my page with Comments, Rates, Etc... ALL day long right up until I leveled! Winning Tricky One Million Fubucks towards His spotlight!!Congrats Tricky And good Luck With Spotlight!(If anyone has any extra bucks they can send him that would be amazing...He will return much Love) I wanna Thank Mikey and Boo Boo for adding me to the Upper Level List! That help out a lot! Tons and Tonsssssssss Of Thank You's Go Out to All of My Fu friends and Family that Have been with me since day One!!Check My Family N top Friends Out there Amazing!!!I luv u all!! Thank You ALL for the TONSSSS of BLING BLING BLINGGGGGGGG that was sent to ME :)You ALL know I'm BLING CRAZY!LOVIES to EVERYONE and show some MAD LOVE to my owners CHUCKIIBOO and DMAN!! I hit 90K to DISCIPLE and went into shock when my page was hit by the MOST AMAZINGGGGGGGGG levelers on Fubar!SHADOWWWWWW LEVELERSSSSSSSSSSS spanked me HA

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Ty Everyone
I want to take this time to thank each and everyone of you all that were instrumental in leveling me to Godfather early this morning, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for showing this DJ so much love! It was greatly appreciated! Hugs I want to give Mikey a very big shout out for keeping everyone up to date on my progress, without his help, I don't think I would have leveled so quickly! Thanks Bro!! I hope that everyone will fan, rate and add this awesome friend of mine, he has a good heart who doesn't have a selfish bone in his body! Again, I want to thank you all and I hope that I can me instrumental in helping you level whenever you need me to help you! Click Mikey's pic to fan, rate & add him!

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I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR MAKING THIS BIRTHDAY EXTRA SPECIAL FOR ME...I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT BUT I DID AND I AM HERE AND IS SHOWING MORE LUV THEN EVERY. SO TO MY PUSSYCAT FAM, MY REALEST FAM AND TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY AND TO MY NEW FRIENDS DON;T BE A STRNAGER I WON'T BITE..UNLESS U WANT ME TOO LMAOO P.S TO NINJA THANKS GIRL FOR MARKING ALL MY PIXS U FELT WAS NSFW..I GUESS THERE IS ALWAYS ONE HATER OUT HERE IN THE WORLD LOL I LOVE U ALL AND IF YA KNO MY SAYING...KISSES SUGAS

Ty Family And Friends
THANK YOU!!!! I would like to take a moment to thank EVERYONE who helped me get the Spotlight and show love to me all the time. I will name a few names, but NO WAY POSSIBLY can I name everyone who helped me. SO if I left you out it was NOT intentional. I do love all of you and so greatful to have u in my life!!! Please stop by and show these awesome people Love!!! ~*BlondePrincess™*~Owned By Guidomedic*~PA 2 CT Girl@ FU Love*~@ fubar The GodDragon! Owner of Ctgirl@ fubar Addictive~Fuengaged & RL GF to DJ Army Medic~Jager Bombers Officer~Club Far Team Capt.@ fubar TUFFY-GENERAL OF FU-LUV BOMB SQD-OWNER OF PURRY,CTGIRL&IM A FUKIN PRINCESS-ENFORCER@PURRFECT SIN@ fubar Mommynutt*Captain of the FU-LUV Bomb Squad & Purrfect Sin Bomb Coordinator*Owner of SittinLow@ fubar Your Ultimate Desire♥Wifey & R/L G/F to Jason & Greeter for FuLuvBombSquad & Owned by ED

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I have to tell you all how very touched I was by your endless comments and votes on my pic in the contest. I didnt win the contest, but I faired much better than that, I was blessed with huge amounts of love. I'M NOT WORTHY!!!! I love you all sooo much, my friends. If y'all need my votes for anything, or need me to do anything else, DONT hesitate to ask!!! MUAHHHHHHHH XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO YOUR FRIEND CLAIRE Make your own Glitter Comments Code Generators Graphics Layouts

Ty For It Who Am
The way you treat me goes beyond my dreams. Life is turning into a fairie tale or so it would seem. I fear one day I will blink my eyes and you'll be gone. And once again my heart will sing that sad love song. To never close my eyes I guess that is what I must do. That way I'll never lose sight of the beauty I've come to know as you. My heart in my hands as my arms begin to shake. Wondering about the descision You alone will make. To accept it would bring tears of joy to my eyes. Then my only wish then. would be that you never say goodbye

Ty For The Love
ty so much to the ppl that really helped me out in the contest and ty 2 the ppl that did not really help and to the ppl that did not answer me when i tryed talkin 2 u fuck u dont ask me for shit i asked yall nicely 2 help but no u either did not answer me or said no so FUCK U!!!!!!!!!! *ps* 2 the ppl that really helped me out if u need help or any thing ust ask me

Ty For This Dmeilord
Oh mother goddess hear my prayer touch the hearts of the grieving for they need your comfort lay your never ending love around them so it will comfort their pain and help them remebr the good times so they dont fester on the lost so mote it be so blessed be

Ty For All Your Hard Work
thank you to all global bombers and family for all the hard work i believe we have the most powerful bombing family on fubar we really pulled together on the lip contest and came close to a 3rd place and we were way behind. wow this was great. and a special thanks to my yellow team i seen a lot of effort out of you on this contest keep up the hard work yellow team. Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Ty For My Bday Wishes
HEY EVERYONE I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ALL THE DRINKS, CAKES, CARDS, COMMENTS FOR MY BIRHDAY . . .I TRIED TO THANK EVERYONE PERSONALLY BUT I HAD SO MANY...BUT I DO APPRECIATE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART . . .IT MADE MY BIRTHDAY THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL. . . .MY FRIENDS ROCK!

Ty For Including Me On This Love To All
This is a special pimp out for those that i feel deserve to be noticed. They help out others when asked, are kind, and friendly, and the out most of good friends. Please go and check them out and get to know them..and they all say NO TO DRAMA! babyjesus@ fubar SCRAPPER@ fubar

Ty For Leveling Me
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID TO MISS SOMEONE, OR MAY TAKE ME ALL DAY TO GET EVERYONE! EVEN THEN, CHANCES ARE I WOULD MISS ONE. SO I'M SENDING ONE MESSAGE TO ALL OF YOU THROUGH THIS BLOG. WHEN I STARTED OUT TODAY I THOUGHT WOW WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD LEVEL. BUT I KNEW NO WAY I HAD WAYYYYYYYY TO MUCH TO EVER ACCOMPLISH THIS. YOU ALL HAVE SHOWED ME THAT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IF PEOPLE SET THEIR MINDS TO IT. MY LITTLE GUARDIAN TODAY SHOWED ME SHE WAS DETERMIND NO MATTER WHAT. FOR THIS I WILL FOREVER BE IN DEBT TO YOU ALL. THIS ALL COULDN'T HAVE BEEN DONE WITHOUT ORGANIZATION, FRIENDS, AND ALOTTTTTTA LOVE. MY DAY STARTED OUT TO BE THE CRAPIEST EVER. I GOT CALLED INTO WORK, MY SON IS AT ARMY BASIC TRAINING, MY KID WAS AT WORK ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS MY DOGS LOL. SO WASN'T SO BAD GOING IN. THEN I SAW SOMEONE POP ON MY PAGE AND I THOUGHT OMG IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! SURE ENOUGH THE RATES STARTED OUT AS 1 PERSON, THEN LITTLE WHILE LATER ANOTHER THEN WHAMMM

Ty For Making Me Godmother!!
I can't thank all my friends enough for helping me to become Godmother, but here is my effort to do so! Below are is a list of just a portion my friends who have helped on my journey to this point. PLEASE make sure and drop by their pages and show them some love. I know how generous each one is and have no doubt they will show you the love in return. Over the next few months (lol yikes!) I'll be returning all the love shown to me. Again, I can't thank you all enough! Special Promoters: EmilyIMAX ☆ THE IMAX EXPERIENCE ~ see more, hear more, feel more ☆ FU-ANGEL & LIFE-SAVER@ fubar ♊aGEM4life♊@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt (#1 FAMILY)~ LDC Family~Vampyrez Rave Vixenz~@ fubar Kat1114 {SHADOW LEVELERS} Owned by YEAHMON, Owner of Yeahmon, Blueeyes, Farscapecat & Amanda@ fubar Chiina_Whiite@ fubar *************************************

Ty For Helping Me Oracle
THANK you!! i just wanna say thank you to everyone who helped me make oracle!! I couldn't have done it w/out all your help!! The amount of rates i got was unbelievable!! I don't wanna mention any names because i know i would forget people since i had over 90,000 rates but there a couple people that i have to mention!!! First and most important, the love of my life, jamie lynn!! i most certainly could not have made it this far w/out her busting her ass making bulletins and shooting links to get them reposted and tons of other stuff she has done to help me!!! She has worked her butt off to help me get from Rockstar to Oracle. i love her more than anything in this world!! so thank you very much princess!! ~JΛmîξ £¥Ññ♥R/L Fiance' of Jãkξ The §Ñåkξ And I also have to mention my Bro Rickster!! He has rated everyone one my pics everytime I have had Auto 11's on. Which if you know him you would know that he is not a rater at all!!! But slowly we h

Ty For This Robyn!!
~ AUTO 11's ARE ON ~ **Help Her Get To Prophet** She is an amazing lady and a great friend. She is always quick to help any of her friends that need it, now let's show that love back to her! Nobody deserves a lil help right now more than this great lady does... PLEASE SHOW HER THE LUV SHE DESERVES!!!! Please click below to go to her page and get some points on her autos. Help her while you help yourself. ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Slave to Bacardi Girl~Owned by 7Up

Ty Friends
I had a brill birthday with a few friends, lots of drink music etc. I would like to say a special TY to my fubar friends for the cards, cakes, drinks etc that were sent to me on here. Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Ty From "mrs. Extra! Extra!" Yw Hun Glad I Could Help :)
These people all helped me level to Godmother tonight. I can't even put in to words what I am feeling right now. Everyone was so generous and spent a lot of time rating me today and I appreciate it so much! A special thanks goes to BooBoo for bringing all her Shadow Levelers to help me out! ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Another special thanks goes out to Brandi for making a bulletin to pimp me out to everyone. I love her to pieces. GaMerKiTTeN *Chriz's Muddie*@ fubar Thanks to Alix for buying me a blast to help me level! Licks@ fubar Thanks Baby Boo for all the FuBling you gave me throughout the day and at the very end to help it all happen! ♥ ßåßy ßºº™ ♥ Fu Owned By: Laidbackguy@ fubar Finally, thanks to all these people below that took time out of their day to make my day. I love you all! Kris10-izeD@ fubar chriz *GaMerKiTTens Muddie*@ fubar Jables@ fubar maxi93@ fubar

Ty From Nay Nay After We Helped Her To Godmother 7/29/08
I so know I am going to miss someone so I would like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart who have helped me today It was overwhelming seeing everyone coming to my page and I was trying to return rates at the same time. I dont want to miss anyone and hurt their feelings so I am doing this bulletin to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.. Nay-Nay Owned by & R/L Anna Mae & CG of Ace Of Spades@ fubar

Ty Froggi& Dj Onyx For Bringing This Out For All Of Fubar To See!!
(repost of original by 'ÐJ Øñý×‡¢è~R/L fiance'/slave & fu-wife to Master Raven - co-owner of Raven's Dungeon~The Hel' on '2008-10-11 16:14:14') (repost of original by '~*Frogi*~ @ Raven's Dungeon~ *Fu-Owned by DJ Dave Wolf*' on '2008-10-13 10:09:59') (repost of original by 'DJ SIZZLE OWNER OF BABY DOLLS FU G/F TO LOWSPOT FU OWNED BY BUMBLEBEE AND HAPPILY TAKEN!' on '2008-10-16 11:30:27') (repost of original by '***DJ MASS/DJ MARIUS~Fu Hubby to DJ Maha' on '2008-10-18 00:22:13')

Ty Frenz & Fam I Won Da Spotlight! A-11's On All Day!
I WON THE SPOTLIGHT THX TO EVERYONE WHO DONATED PLEASE SEE THE FOLDER I MADE THANK U ALL XOXO! A-11'S ON ALL DAY COME LEVEL & LOVE ON ME! :) F/A/R/C'n BLING ME PWEEEEEZ SO I CAN DISCIPLE! :) TY > AngelnDiscEyes~Sexy BBW~ {DSC}~aka~Dirty Sowf Boop~FARC'n Bling Me~ Welcome 2 My World~@ fubar

Ty Friends Andregiment Dragon Bombers & Dd Levelers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to thank my great friends that came by and showed me all the love during my AUTO 11'S and a BIG thank you to the Regiment Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers, you guys are the best out there.You all helped me level and I am so gratefull ~Bratt~

Ty From Angelgurl!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND YOUR HELP!! I want to give a special Thank You to all of my friends who helped me Godmother tonight. This is a special thank you for all of my friends who are on my page faithfully every single day; rating, leaving me daily comments and keeping me shitfaced even when I’m not online, and also for the ones who were here to help me level tonight! In no special order are the people I most want and need to thank. I apologize in advance if I’ve missed anyone. Please PM me and I will happily add you to this bulletin. ~♥Windy♥~Member of Stiletto Girls~ ~*MÈ†äL §äÑÐý *~[Real Life]partner of ~*K¡ŋÐ®έÐ_§p¡®¡†™*~ Member of Rating Revolution DJ TOMICIDE~*~AngelHuggz's stalker & personal bootyguard of Bernsters & Jasmine~* Mini~Mike™ ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼ Owned by 7up aka Lil One † Ma3 Ma3 † lov3s ghOst r1d3r_k1ng * Sar

Ty From Twistedwhispers
Auto's are active!! I want to say "Thank You" to all the wonderful friends that left gifts, rates, comments and messages on my birthday..January 2. You guys are so awesome!! I have Auto 11's active today. I also have several EZ Rate Folders. So come on by and rate and level up on me. I will return as much love as I can. But, to be sure I don't miss anyone private message me so I can return it. just click the pic below and get started rating...xoxoxo ~~Twisted Whispers ~~ Owned by the one and only TAPPINIT!!@ fubar And to my Fu-Owner, Tappinit: "Thank you!! from the bottom of my heart for being such a great friend. You are one of the best around. Glad to have you as my #1. And, thanks for the wonderful pics you make! Much love and respect...xoxoxo" So, go show this wonderful man some love to. He so deserves all he can get!! xoxo Tappinit@ fubar

Ty From Ms Sassy
THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME TO PROPHET!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LIST THEM ALL SEPERATELY! MY GRATITUDE GOES OUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO HIT MY PAGE AND MADE IT POSSIBLE TO REACH PROPHET!!! A SPECIAL THANKS GOES OUT TO THE MEMBERS OF EACH OF

Tyger
THE TYGER By William Blake Tyger! Tyger! burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare sieze the fire? And what shoulder, & what art. Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? & what dread feet? What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? what dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp? When the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee? Tyger! Tyger! burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Ty Girl
bored well if you are how bout you stop by and help my friend godmother she only needs about 800k... I have seen it done many times.. So please go rate her stash or drop her some pic rates.. Even repost this for her to the more the merrier.. spanks ya Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied@ fubar (repost of original by '☼FREYA™☼' on '2008-09-05 01:21:28') (repost of original by 'Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied' on '2008-09-05 01:39:22') (repost of original by 'TiSmOm05~HEY STOP BYE SHOW ME SUM LOVE I RETURN THAT LOVE' on '2008-09-05 01:55:08') (repost of original by 'Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied' on '2008-09-05 02:00:23') (repost of original by 'TiSmOm05~HEY STOP BYE SHOW ME SUM LOVE I RETURN THAT LOVE' on '2008-09-05 02:29:51') (repost of original by 'Evonne Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club Untied' on '2008-09-05 02:36:57') (repost of original by 'TiSmOm05~HEY STOP BYE SHOW ME SUM LOVE I RETURN THAT LOVE' on '2008-09-05 02:51:50') (repost of origina

Ty,glenn
her soul lies sweetly in the essence of eternity never seeing, always a question i see her where i once was, and vow to aid in her quest of knowledge ...Glenn =============================== The Yearning her smile lighten`s the aura of the rose that weeps...one watches from above..ever within the soul..the memory shall always remain with yearning...and the lovely sweet poison will forever endure ============================================== 4 Sharlene she battles the terrors within...to fight the past, and gaining the the embrace of love...the memories will always remain..and the man of ink stands close to her heart...when the day is done,the solution shall ever be the ember of the smile -------------------------------------------------------- the pain that i feel in you will forever open my eyes...i search for the door to the limitless walls surrounding your heart...the key lies within,the light shines with hope...the question`s answer forever shadows your soul

Ty Godfather
I Want To Personally Thank Everyone Who Helped Me Level Last Night! I started on the Fu in January of 07.... This Lovely Lady invited me .... You can blame her for all the Animations: Thru_a_diff_i@ fubar I didn't do much January thru November of that year. I actually started Fu-ing during Christmas Vacation. I learned a LOT and met many great people. A few who come to mind: Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz@ fubar BLAIRMARE@ fubar Twisted Whispers ~Fu-Owned by DJ KPNTREL~@ fubar Vitamin de~get your daily dose *DSC* I.B.I.C. }!{ Redneck Family Circle@ fubar ~Phoenix~@ fubar ~~~CaliGirl*33~~~MOD @ STUDIO 54~~~@ fubar JoAnna"- Proud Member of the {{{Shadow Levelers}}}" & "Club Far"@ fubar Rho

Ty Greg I Posted This Cause This Is One Of The Nicest Things Anyone Has Done For Me On Here Xoxo He Is A Great Guy Ladiesssss Go Rate Him Up Xoxo Ty T
Sherrylicious..mmm..Owned by Catch & Release We ALL like a little: Even the bezt of us! Catch & Release Just Asking Some FRIENDS: * This is hard for me to do ...

Ty Guys But Please Keep Vting And Commenting
HEY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I JSUT FOUND OUT THAT LEAVING A COMMENT HELPS WITH THE VOTING AND VOT AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. AND ALSO SPAMMMMMMMMMMM AWAY WITH THE COMMENTS..TY MWANSSSSS HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

Ty Guenivere
BDSM for Dummies Whenever I tell anyone that I'm a dominatrix (that's pretty much everyone; love talking about my job), "prostitute in black leather with a whip" may be the conjured schema. That is a very flawed notion of what a domme does and what domination is. There is no sex involved (including oral and manual), which is why domination is legal in several states. If properly regulated and executed, it is a safe and fun practice that can teach one a great deal about interpersonal interaction and physical gratification (and get one through college). Presented in a very basic, factual manner, here is a textbook style overview: BDSM: B(Bondage)D(Discipline/Domination), S(Sadism/Submission), M(Masochism) The Four Categories: 1)Physical Restriction: I personally hate it; won't even wear a seat belt. Luckily, I have the option of never being the submissive in my sessions. Involves use of bondage straps, chains, handcuffs, dungeon-made, black leather suspension devices, harnesses, bondage

Ty Guys
i just want to say ty to everyone that has givin me support threw this rough time i'm having... seeing my lil brother go to war is definitely the hardest thing i've ever had to deal with... not just cause i'm worried for him, but because i can't stand seeing my mother cry... ty for everybody that is keeping my brother Nathan in their prayers... i haven't prayed since i was 11 and i'm catching myself constantly asking god for his safe return... once again THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone that's here for me... u have no idea how much it really means.

Ty Had A Close Call
We went to get a tree last night and it was raining a bit so we sent the kids to the car after we picked out a tree. well Ty couldnt get in the car so he ran back across the parking lot without looking and a car was coming. I am not sure if me screaming for him to stop or what it was but he tried to stop and hit the front fender of the car. His head bounced off the car and he went down. He got up just as fast as he went down. He had someone watching over him thats for sure if he didnt try and stop he would be under that car. He is ok and has a nasty bruise on his check but thats it. I dont ever want to have to have that feeling again.

Ty,hooligan
As I arrive home and enter through the front door, you are there, on your knees, waiting for me. I step up to you and place My hand to the side of your head and give you a soft stroke telling you what a good girl you are. Without even having to tell you to, you reach out and undo the zipper and button on My pants and take out My semi-erect cock. You immediately begin to lick the precum from the head of My cock...savoring the taste. You make sure to lick up and down My shaft to get all of what has dripped from the head of My cock. As My cock swells fully, you slide My cock into your mouth. As you do, I stop stroking the side of your head and take a handfull of your hair into my hand and give it a hard tug towards Me...making you take My cock DEEPER into your mouth...forcing you to gag on it. As you do, I push My hips towards you to make the head of My cock ram into the back of your throat...making you gag hard on it. Trying to get your breathing under control, I take my other hand and

Ty Independent Family Bombers & Friends
Ty all so very much for helping me win the giveaway I was in, I couldnt of done it without all of you! Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Much love to all of you! xoxoxox Jen ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" *DSC* Fu Owned by "Photobug"@ fubar

Ty*kisses*hugs*love*
WASSUP TO ALL MY FRIENDS! THE ONES WHO SHOWED ME SOME SWEET OL BIRTHDAY LOVIN DESERVE A LOVING SPECIAL SHOUT OUT AND THIS IS IT!! TYTY MMUUAAHHZZZ !! LOVE U LOTS AND IF U READ AND RATED THIS BULLETIN LEMME KNOW CUZ I GOTS A SPECIAL GIFT FOR U AND I AINT A BALLA I JUST WANNA SHOW LOVE TO THE REAL PPL WHO R SHOWIN ME LOVE! THX AGAIN.. **~~CHERRYPOPPED~~** now lets play a game and see how many kisses i get back? NUTTINBUTTSEXXY NUTTINBUTTSEXXY NUTTINBUTTSEXXY AND DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT ME AND MY SEXY ASS FRIENDS AT PIANOMAN'S PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES! THE COOLEST HOTTIES ON FUBAR CAN DEFINITELY BE FOUND HERE!!! GO SHOW MY GIRLS SOME LOVE PLZ AND THANK-YOU BELIEVE THEY WILL RETURN IT!

Ty Knck !
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an asshole under it.''

Ty Lauria :)
It's a Shadow Leveler's Birthday! ☺KatieBug☺Shadow Leveler☺Please sign my guestbook☺@ fubar You know how to spank that ass! Brought to your attention by: lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar

Tyler Part 2
Child care workers were always involved, I guess it is hard to find someone to look after a child with so many problems. He came to my school because he was expelled from the last one for stabbing another student with a pencil when he was in grade 2. The teachers at my school were all afraid of him, even then. He was not even allowed to sit in class with the other students for that year, he took his work and an assistant worked with him in a little room down the hall. He was not allowed to go out and play at recess, he had his own recess break. The gr 4 teacher was young and fresh, she thought she would make a difference and let him in class part time. That went well. The gr 5 teacher happened to come from the school he was at where he stabbed the student and she truly hated him. I could not let him be victimized by her for a whole year, so I asked the principal to give him to me, even though I taught gr 6. And so he came to be with me for 2 years. I thought he was coming along well so

Tylenol 3?
Okay so eummmmmmmmm My friend had like a kidney infection but is all better now [yay] and i had a headache so i asked to take one of her tylenols and woooooooooow this stuff is making me feel pretty fuckinggggg weirdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd I have no clue how im typing and i have no clue why im typing im going to go fall over somehwere

Tyler Fox Spreading Wide
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Tyler Perry Is Amazing..
"If somebody wants to walk out of your life, let - them - go!"Some people are meant to come into your life for a lifetime, some for only a season and you got to know which is which. And you're always messing up when you mix those seasonal people up with lifetime expectations.I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are like leaves on a tree. When the wind blows, they're over there... wind blow that way they over here... they're unstable. When the seasons change they wither and die, they're gone. That's alright. Most people are like that, they're not there to do anything but take from the tree and give shade every now and then. That's all they can do. But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. That's all they were put on this earth to be. A leaf. Some people are like a branch on that tree. You have to be careful with those branches too, cause they'll fool you. They'll make you think they're a good friend and they're real strong but

Tẩy Lông Nách Từ Dầu Oliu
Ở lứa tuổi dậy thì, lông có xu hướng phát triển mạnh hơn ở vùng nách và bikini, thậm chí là cả ở nhiều vùng như tay, chân, mặt… Lông phát triển nhiều không ảnh hưởng gì đến sức khỏe mà ngược lại, chúng giúp bảo vệ cơ thể chống lại các tác động từ bên ngoài như khí hậu quá nóng hay quá lạnh. Mẹo chữa nám da bằng dầu ô liu Cách sử dụng dầu ô liu hiệu quả để chăm sóc da mặt Tuy nhiên, nếu xét về mặt thẩm mỹ, tuyến lông rậm rạp không chỉ gây mất thẩm mỹ mà còn đem lại nhiều phiền toái, đôi khi ảnh hưởng tiêu cực đến tâm lý bạn gái và ít nhi&

Ty Lorddarkstar
LordDarkStar@ fubar I see myself holding you close to me, Squeezing your body tight. But for all I see as I daydream- I know I'll get tenfold tonight. Running my palms across your breast, As you tremble and bite your lip. Feeling your hands upon my chest, The softness of each fingertip. Tasting your neck so sweet, so soft, And slowly lowering my kiss. Over pert nipples, across your navel, And finally into pure bliss. Looking upon your face from below- As you tilt back your head. Feeling your fountains begin to flow- As you ease back on the bed. Your "innocent little devil" look- Crying insatiably with the sensation. Lip to lip lapping up every drip- From the well of your creation. The way you pull me up by the hair- To the heat of your mouth, on fire. No other thoughts, no other cares, Just the quenching of mad desire. Riding the tide of passion, Pushing my love into you. On the waves of your emotion- In slow motion, so sweet and true. Pul

Ty Lord Dark Star
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Ty Lonewolf..birthday Smash For Me
Hi its my birthday Happy Hour on Friday 5 pst with Auto 11s and help me level on my Birthday. WickedAzzBeotch/miss piggy wannabee..@ fubar (repost of original by 'LoneWolf92 (Master bomber for hire)' on '2008-11-03 14:01:36')

Tylpcal Male
wassup all my fubar bitches lol.im new and i jus wanted to keep it real,i dont hide my sexuality,in a 100% honest,i can be a dick and most likely a bitch.i am as kool as can be. im jus letteing who ever is on fubar that is gay! taht im here(LOL) so be kool about it and just keep it gay ok. and to everybody that knows me. add me.and i still dont no what in doing on this site but ill figger it out soon. so everybody THE ONE AND ONLY GAY IS IN the fucking house,so lets party and fuck all night. kisses to you all.

Tyme To Transform
I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY BASICS, WHICH IS TAKE CARE OF ME AT ANY COST. I GOTTA GET MY MIND RIGHT AND GET BACK ON MY GAME. BACK TO MAKING MY OWN RYTHMS AND EXPECTING PEOPLE TO GET WITH IT OR GET OUT THE WAY ITS 2008. I HAVE BEEN IN THE SLUMP FOR TO LONG. I GOT COMFORTABLE DOING NOTHING AND THAT JUST AINT ME. I LET NOUNS GET IN MY WAY, NOW THE TIME FOR THAT IS OVER... THIS IS A WAKE UP CALL TO MYSELF.. I DONE FALL BACK SO MUCH THAT NOW IM WAY BEHIND. SO THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE NEW ME THAT TURNED OUT NOT TO WORK WELL AT ALL. SO ERICA, GET YA MIND RIGHT AND GET BACK TO BASIC, CAUSE SWEETHEART...YOUR LATE.......ALRIGHT ENOUGH OF THE PEP TALK... TIME TO PICK MY MISSION STATEMENT OF THE YEAR.... ALRIGHT WOMAN.....LET`S GET IT!!!!!!!!

Tyme4 Me 2 Level Up
Ok Thats It !! First person that gets me to Lvl 22 iz going to get a big Gift from me lol shyt I don't stress fupoints like that But daymmmmmm I been on 21 for over 3 mths lol HEllllllllllp......Luv Ya All....Amir Thanks MJ for the pointz

Ty Mike S And Mz Mic
Welcome the Newest Kewlest Disciple....He just made 4,230,880 pts in his HH tonight on his road from Godfather to Disciple!!! WOOHOOOO!!! Stop by and give him some luv and respect and also say hey to the lady that helped to get him there.... Mя. Đ ♥ Perky ☠Owner of the Pitbull Mafia☠@ fubar Perky ♥ Mr.D Owner of the Pitbull Mafia@ fubar We Love Ya! MikeS and MzMic (repost of original by '~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Sisters4Life' on '2008-02-04 19:05:55') (repost of original by 'Perky ♥ Mr.D Owner of the Pitbull Mafia' on '2008-02-04 19:10:19')

Ty Michele "the Secret To Having A Good Time On Fubar"
It has been awhile since I have done a pimp out. Just needed to say "Thank you" to these people for always making me smile. So here are some awesome people here on fubar. You are missing out if you don't have them on your list. So when you get a chance stop by and say "Hi" to them. Of course, you can fan, add, & rate them if you want to. I am missing some people, but I had to keep this under control. Please don't be offended if I didn't include you. PLEASE REPOST PLEASE REPOST PLEASE REPOST So here it goes, they are in no certain order. (Yeah the music doesn't have a theme - I just found something that ran long enough for you guys to get through all these people.) *~La*La~* Hard2Handle's FuWife@ fubar Ðá Mäinê MÁn®@ fubar ♥Belladonna♥...Club F.A.R. member... Plz Fan & Rate Profile B4 Add@ fubar The Tapper@ fubar ~BABS~ ""GODMOTHER""@ fubar **Çhµckîîbºº** (MILFiiPOO's poo poo)@ fubar ßåßy ßºº Fu Owned By: *Thump&#

Tymoshchuk (bayern Munich), Andriy Yarmolenko
KIEV, Ukraine -- Ukraine coach Oleh Blokhin avoided surprises in picking the three players to drop for his final squad for the European Championship. Chris Conte Womens Jersey . The co-hosts will be without goalkeeper Oleksandr Bandura, defender Vitaliy Mandziuk and midfielder Taras Stepanenko, Blokhin announced on Tuesday. Neither of the three players played during a 4-0 thumping of Estonia in the teams first Euro 2012 warm-up game on Monday. Ukraine, which will co-host the event with Poland from June 8 to July 1, will rely on a mix of youth and experience in its first European Championship. Veteran forward Andriy Shevchenko and midfielder Anatoliy Tymoshchuk, Ukraines most-capped player, are joined in the squad by exciting 22-year-old wingers Andriy Yarmolenko and Yevhen Konoplyanka. Blokhins biggest worries have been the goalkeepers, with his three top choices ruled out by injury or suspension. Shakhtar Donetsks Andriy Pyatov will likely start, although he could be challenged by 19-

Ty My Misstresss
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Ty Ninemmruger
TJATTHEROCK There are 11 letters in your name. Those 11 letters total to 41 There are 3 vowels and 8 consonants in your name. Your number is: 5 The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom. The expression or destiny for #5: The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker. If there is too much of the 5 energy in your make

Ty-nympho Wolf♥
I have been attending meetings on Monday nights and we have very good conversation between us on all topics heres something more I learned tonight and that could help yous as it will me to be better and the best I can to my future wife Kaydee! I was very touch by this and felt it to please scroll down to read and comment if you wish and repost if you would like to pass onto your friends (repost of original by '(R)Nympho wolf♥Kaydee aka Lil Princesses Husband♥~R/L Fiance~' on '2007-12-10 20:39:55')

Tyob1 ★☠i Do It To It☠★® Tagged Me.
tyob1 ★☠I do it to it☠★® tagged me. Instructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to dance while im drivinng. 2. I always think i have grey hairs (i don't though) 3. I'm not patitent 4. I love bacon 5. I like older men better then my own age 6. I can only sit still for so long 7. I say I hate Fubar, but I always come back for more 8. I'm very unorganized, seriously.. i am 9. I miss high school . 10. I am just plain werid

Ty Packages For All Who Help!!!!!
Here is my contest pic... Please, please click it and rate it for me even if you can't comment! Everyone that leaves 250 comments or more for me today will receive all of the following... 1. Your name placed on a TY pimpout bulletin! 2. A TY SFW Salute! 3. $5000 FUBUCKS 4. Something cute, a graphic or tag made by me! 5. 50 Stash rates! 6. 50 Pic rates! So, come leave me lots and lots of love and you are SURE to get it back! Count them up or down and private message me when you are done so I can be sure to REWARD YOU! xoxo PebblesinAZ ~PebblesinAZ~I love my Owner and BF Tappinit~Co Founder of the FREAK SHOW with FREAK~@ fubar Completed 250 comments or more: ~K@NS@S*~*~GURL~@ fubar ~~♥~~(~☆Ðå Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§☆~)~~♥~~W.¥.K.Ð~~@ fubar oab@ fubar Mychele(Elder) ~ SpiritMother ~ NativeSpiritsTribe@ fubar ‡ A.J ‡@ fubar ~Rickyd~@ fubar Pattycake24151 Head greeter &promoter for M.V.H*Club Far* *Kope*~Fu-Wife to Skulls@ f

Types Of Orgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword: zorro-gasms Sex with a prostitute: whore-gasms Sex in a boat: oar-gasms Sex when resistance is futile: Borg-asms Sex on a golf course: fore-gasms Sex with top of the class: dork-gasms Sex that wasn't very satisfying: There's the door-gasms Sex at the entrance to your house: door-gasms Sex on the carpet: floor-gasms Sex with a Nordic God: Thor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket: store-gasms Sex with an accountant: bore-gasms Sex at a Steven King film: horror-gasms Sex with 'Arthur': Dudley Moore-gasms Sex for hours and hours on end: sore-gasms while broke: poor-gasms. Sex with a lion: roar-gasms Sex in a gold mine: ore-gasms. Sex with a bullfighter: toreador-gasms Sex with a nymphomaniac: more-gasms Sex with a beloved partner: adore-gasms Sex with a dermatologist: pore-gasms Sex in Asia: Singapore-gasms Sex on the beach: shore-gasms Sex at an all-you-can-ea

4 Types Of Sex
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Type Of Flower
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?

12 Types Of Women Read All
1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantag

Types Of Wicca
Wicca is a pagan religion containing traditions of England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. (Pagan religion family includes Druidism, Asatru, Egyptian, Greek, and Roman). Its origins can be traced even further back to Paleolithic peoples who worshipped a Hunter God and a Fertility Goddess. Cave paintings found in France (and dated at 30,000 years old) depict a man with the head of a stag, and a woman with a swollen, pregnant belly. They stand in a circle with eleven mortals. These archetypes of the divine are worshipped by Wiccans to this very day. In 1951, the laws against Witchcraft were repealed in England. A man named Gerald Gardner was the first to come into the public eye with a description of what modern witches were practicing. His information came from the traditions of a coven called the New Forest Witches, and from Ceremonial Magick and the Cabballah. He began what is now called the Gardnerian Tradition of Wicca. From Gardnerian came Alexandrian Tradition and a host of oth

Type Of Supernatural Creature
You scored as Fariy. You are a Fairy. You find your center through other people, and often you are influenced by commiunication, and friends. Being so attached to people, my only suggestion would be to find what inspirers you, and go for it, because you are the type of person to flourish if you are happy, but you must first become dependent apon yourself first. Fariy94%Magic user88%Elemental88%Ghost88%Elf75%Warewolf63%Mermaid56%Vampire50%Mortal13%Demon13%Find out what type of supernatural creature you would

12 Types Of Women...do You Know?
12 types of females! 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other niggas jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak. d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement. 3. Ms.

Type Of Person I Attract
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people! Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract models! You attract geeks! What type of person do you attract?

Type Of Love Pt 2
Type of Love PT 2 I want that type of love That you dominate my day I want to give you everything and hope that you will stay I can focus on my job and things that come my way Wishing that I could see you at the end of work each day Sometimes I find myself speechless, I don't know just what to say Your thoughts are my thoughts, Your dreams are my dreams We are together mentally it seems We knew it from the start, When we first met heart to heart, Mind to mind, heartbreak to heartbreak, Our tears flowed from the same river That was the wonderful start, you gave me your heart and I gave you mine, We will be together in due time then we will find out how strong we are together, how right we are for each other, but only time will tell, if we have more to pull from the well. Picture me standing outside your door Not stalking you But just wondering you Wondering how you smell, Wondering how you feel, Wondering what's inside your mind, Always

3 Types Of Guys
3 Types of guys Mr. PLAYA advantages - sexually experienced - very charming and always has you smiling - pays attention to detail - all your friends are jealous and love him disadvantages - he’s sexually experienced for a reason (your not the only one) - very manipulative - he loves all your friends right back and in many positions Mr ROMANTIC advantages - can make you feel more beautiful than every - always treats you like a queen - in touch with his sensitive side - will make “the notebook” a reality for you disadvantages - very clingy and does too much - border line corny sometimes - always ready to settle down - will stalk you if he’s not over you - and live messages on your phone over and over again Mr Perfect advantages - physically satisfying in everyway (yes ladies in everyway) - no matter how good you treat him, he treats you better - friends and family love him - he’s not afraid

Type Of Love I Am
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test

3 Types Of Honeymoons
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's

Type Of Weather
You Are Rain You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

Types Of Pics That Need To Not Be Default Pics Imo
Here are a list of pics that should not be default pics: -Kissy faces, just plain annoying and makes you women look funny, and makes 90% of the male population laugh, hell and a lot of women too. -Cleavage pics, i dont want to see that shit...i joined the site to meet people, not boobs. -Ass pics, same as above but change boobs to asses. -Make-out pics, i dont want to see you kissing your boy/girl toy. I dont care how happy you are, its gross, put it in a album, and people will look at it if they want. -Licking of lips, i dont want to see your non-brushed nappy teeth behind your ungodly caked on lipstick covered lips with you tongue running over it trying to look sexy...cause its not. k thanks. I think that it should be a requirement that one of your salutes should be your default pic, you face is in it, and not all distorted. thats just me.

12 Types Of Females
12 types of females 1.) Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages- a. You have someone to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other boys jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages- a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support. c. Once your boy comes up she'll be on his arm the next day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.) Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages- a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too. Disadvantages- a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that s

Type A Personality
You Have A Type A- Personality You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Types Of Boyfriends
JOE SENSITIVE: "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" "Oh Sweetheart, you rest, I'll do that" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, HoneyBunch, Softy, SnugglePup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts; very little training required Disadvantages: Whimpy; Irritatingly compassionate and understanding OLD MAN: "People are stupid. The world is going to hell." "Oh, let's just stay home and watch TV" Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-Mud, Old Fogie Advantages: Unlikely to Roam; You know where he is; Predictable Disadvantages: Pain in the Ass; Consumes great quantities of beer FLINCHY: "I just know something's wrong !" "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, CreamPuff, Hey you Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled: Pre-Acknowledged guilt Disadvantages: Easily spooked; Surrenders w/o a struggle BIGFOOT: "Shut yer trap slut, I'm a-thinkin'." "The way you women whine, you'd think you had it tuff." Also known as : Mac

4 Type Of Women
men have 4 different types of girls.. 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoe's 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made and Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex o

Type Of People I Attract
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract Yuppies! You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.You attract geeks! You attract models! You attract artsy people! You attract unstable people! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace

12 Types Of Men..ladies This Is A Must Read!!
1.) MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2.) MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass! 3.) MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has a lot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your phone calls b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4.)MR. I`

Type Of Sexy R U?
You scored as Very Sexy. You scored (cue music) VERY SEXY! You are a sexy girl who doesn't act too much on it, which is good, cuz skanky = bad.Very Sexy58%Not Sexy.46%Secret Sexy.42%Slutty Sexy29%What Type Of Sexy Are You? (For Girls, But Guys If You're Bored)created with QuizFarm.com

Types Of Poopie.....
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night o

Types! Lol
****Types of Pussy**** LAZY PUSSY - This is when there is no movement on the woman's part >except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY"S WINDOW PUSSY - This is the girl you pick up around 12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that >she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY - This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you

Types Of Vampyres
Types of vampyres Basically there are only 2 main ones: Blood vampyres and psychic vampyres. The former of course feed on blood, the latter on emotions and life energy of others. I know that for inexperienced people the idea of the second type is more interesting, but trust me, there are some things to say about the blood vampyres as well. So before you scroll down, let me devote the next paragraph to the blood vampyres. Blood vampyres are quite diverse, I might say. Some experience a constant longing for blood, others crave it but can exist without it. There is also a human medical condition where the victims, although not vampyres, become very bloodthirsty indeed. From what I gathered online, most vampyres prefer to cut the victim/volunteer with a blade, rather than biting them. I've heard various explanations for that as well, from the mouth being too filthy to simply avoiding the pain to an obsession with cold steel. But all blood vampyres share a common "trait": t

Types Of Friends
Over the last few days its become very clear to me there are three types off friends on here. 1 Those who dont give a dam about you, but want fanning, and voting for etc , 2 virtual friend who want to talk with you votes etc, but once you go off the computer thats where it ends, and people who genuinely want to make real friend. These are the people that care about others and there feeling. Who realize theres a person on the other end off the keyboard. To the other 2 groups this is a cold virtual world where there only concern is themselves.

7 Types Of Sex, Which Do U Do?
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

Type Of Guy Perfect For Me
provider. you like that they provide the security and luxury while all you have to do is enjoy it. because spoiling you is what make them happy. they love to show you off and to make you happy. they work hard play hard and fall in love hard. they would walk to the end of the earth for you. tresure this love! Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Type Of Love
You scored as ice. you scored as Ice, you like to get to know people before you date them, you often envy love and wonder where yours is, but all you have to do is wait for someone to discover your inner beauty.........ice100%earth90%Fire70%wind30%which element of love are you?created with QuizFarm.com