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Cowgirl And Belle In VegasCowgirl and Belle in Vegas
by JorisKHuysmans©
I saw her in the valet parking area of one of the big new Vegas hotels. It was like a scene out of a movie--this whole crowd of Southern gals, dressed to the nines with billowy dresses and high heels and big floppy hats, saying goodbye to a toothy blonde bride in white lace. I wasn't looking at the bride, though, but at one of the bridesmaids. She was a giant, six feet tall and what was politely called big-boned. Well, being the rangy cowgirl type myself, I always liked a good-sized woman.
Anyway, it was a fair description, she wasn't fat and sloppy, she was large and majestic, long, sturdy trunk-legs propped up in high heels to show there was muscle as well as fat there, a broad bustle of beautifully firm rounded ass, statuesque breasts squeezed up and out to show off a modest, but still flirtingly girlish, amount of cleavage. And her face... like sunshine breaking through a dark day under the shadow of that ridiculous enormous ha
CowgirlsI felt a rush of the Rio Grande into Yellowstone
I've seen first-hand Niagra Falls
And the lights of Vegas
I've Criss-crossed down to Key Biscayne
And Chi-town via Bangor, Maine
Think I've seen it all
And all I can say is
Chorus:
How 'bout them cowgirls
Boys ain't they somethin'
Sure are some proud girls
And you can't tell them nothin'
And I tell you right now girls
May just be seven wonders of this big, old round world
But how 'bout them cowgirls
She's ridin' colts in Steamboat Springs
Bailing hay outside Abilene
She's trying hard
To fit in in some city
But her home is 'neath that big, blue sky
And the Northern Plains and those other wide open spaces
Now a-days there ain't as many but
Repeat Chorus:
Boy, she don't need you and she don't need me
She can do just fine on her own two feet
But she wants a man who wants her to be herself
And she'll never change, don't know how to hide
Her stubborn will or her fightin' side
But you treat her right and she'll
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The Cowgirl An The Bananna (lmfao)OKAY SO LIKE LAST NIGHT THE REAL HUBBY COMES HOME AND STARTS THROWING A FIT BECAUSE DINNER WAS NOT ON TIME WHY? BECAUSE BEING THE GRACIOUS WOMAN I AM DECIDED TO WAIT TILL HE GOT HOME BECAUSE I WAS FIXING HAMBURGERS AN FRENCH FRIES AND DOES NOT TAKE LONG TO FIX SO...HE THROWS A FIT AN SAYS HE DOESNT WANT TO EAT NOW MIND YOU THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME I HAVE A DEVIOUS SIDE SO THE HUBBY GETS PISSED AND DOESNT EAT SO HE GIVES OUR SON HIS HAMBURGERS AND MY OUR SAYS I DONT WANT THOSE ANN THROWS THEM INTO THE TRASH...SO A FEW HOURS LATER THE HUB GOES INTO THE KITCHEN AN GETS A BANANNA WHY BECAUSE HIS FOOD GOT THREW IN THE TRASH SO BEING THE NATURAL SMART ASS I AM I SAID I DONT WANT FRENCH FRIES AND HAMBURGERS INSTEAD I AM GOING TO HAVE A BANANA THEN THE HUBBY SAYS YOUR JUST BEING A SMART ASS I SAID WHATTTT IM JUST EATTING A BANANA AND TOLD ME I HAD BETTER SHUT UP BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY PISSED HIM OFF LMFAO NOW MIND YOU OUTLAW ANGEL IS HERE ANND GAWD SHE HAS NOT LET THIS STORY DIE SHE
CowgirlI was sitting in a booth at a Country Western Bar that I was visiting for the first time. I was there about two hours watching the place fill up and waiting for the band to come back from break. I was downing my third beer and waiting to get up the nerve to ask one of the girls to dance. I had no one in particular in mind, but the place was full and there were plenty of women to choose from.
Just as I finished my beer, the waitress came over and placed another one on the table. She said it was complements of the customer sitting at the bar. I could hardly see the bar area because my view was blocked by all the customers. I just waved in that general direction, a freindly salute and started to drink the beer. Many images were going through my mind, wondering who bought me the beer. As I was looking down at my glass, I sensed that someone was standing next to my booth and I quikly looked up.
She was amazing. She stood at least 6'2" and had gorgeous long blonde hair. Her sta
The Cowgirl In Pink Has Been Asked To Be...Good morning yall..I have some wonderful news to share with you all...and I am very proud to annouce that the Fireman185 an Merci Lynn have asked me to be the god mother to their beautiful baby daughter that is due to be born in Oct of this year...and it is an honor to me that they would think so highly of me to give me this title..and I make them both the promise that I will love her an think of her as my own and be there for you all when ever you need me...she is
a blessing to you both and blessing come from the heavenly father above as he saw fit to bring her into the both of your lives for some unknown reason....and with this being said I'll not sit back anymore and watch anyone disrespect Merci or Chuck they have each other and a child to think about...and the drama stops here so anyone on this site has a problem with them any of what I have said..you come talk to me...because I've been there for the both of them since the begining they got together....they are having a child wit
Cowgirls Need Spankings Tooalthough the horse gives some grind
i think you might find
that hat wearing vixens need fixin
cowgirls need spanking too
its twoo....its twoo....its twoo
Cowgirl In The SandHello cowgirl in the sand
Is this place at your command?
Can I stay here for a while?
Can I see your sweet sweet smile?
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game.
Hello ruby in the dust
Has your band begun to rust?
After all the sin we've had
I was hopin' that we'd turn back
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game.
Hello woman of my dreams
Is this not the way it seems?
Purple words on a grey background
To be a woman and to be turned down
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game.
Cowgirls Don't Cry - Brooks And DunnHer Daddy gave her first ponyThen told her to rideShe climbed high in that saddleFell I don't know how many timesTaught her a lesson that she learnedMaybe a little too wellCowgirls don't cryRide, baby, ridelessons in life are going to show you in timesoon enough your gonna know whyit's gonna hurt every now and thenif you fall get back on againCowgirls don't cryShe grew upShe got marriedNever was quite rightShe wanted a house, a home and babiesHe started coming home late at nightShe didn't let him see it break her heartShe didn't let him see her fall apart'cause Cowgirls don't cryRide, baby, ridelessons in life are going to show you in timesoon enough your gonna know whyit's gonna hurt every now and thenif you fall get back on againCowgirls don't cryPhone rang early one morningHer momma's voice, she'd been cryingSaid it's your daddy, you need to come homeThis is it, I think he's dyingShe laid the phone down by his headThe last words that he saidCowgirl don't cryRide, baby, rideLessons i
Cowjoke;-)After the only cow in a small Kentucky town suddenly stopped giving milk, the angry townspeople discovered they could buy a new cow in Illinois for $200. So they raised the money and bought the cow, which produced milk continuously.
Happy with their success, the townspeople decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. However, every time the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
Confused and upset, the townspeople consulted with the local vet.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away," said a town elder. "If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise vet," they said. "How did you kno
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Co Workersmy coworkers are too stupid to breathe.....
Co-workers Mourn Deaths Of Westmoreland BrothersCo-workers mourn deaths of Westmoreland brothers
By Paul Peirce
TRIBUNE-REVIEW
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Word spread quickly Monday at the nonprofit agency that employed brothers Dennis and Daniel Geary that the two died late Sunday as a result of an automobile accident near their homes in Westmoreland County.
"Dennis and Dan worked as program assistants, working directly with our clients in group homes -- primarily in the West Newton area -- and it's been awfully hard on all of us," said Jim Pearl, human resources director for the Laurel Highlands Foundation Inc., which offers programs serving developmentally challenged individuals. "They were both good kids and very well-liked by both their co-workers and by our clients alike."
Their mother, Victoria Focht, of Herminie, also works at the foundation, which operates group homes in Allegheny, Fayette and Westmoreland counties. Their father is Dennis Geary.
"This is a really tough day for all of us here," Pearl said of the fo
CoworkerI was working . Got to hang out with the fellas all day and listen to them tell me how cute I was and how much they could show me what a real man was working with. For some time I ignored the comments and just past them off in fun until he came along. His name was "Easy". Tee was sexy, stood about 6 foot, muscular, honey brown complexion, captivating smile, I had never looked at him in a sexual way because I had told myself I would never get involved with a co worker. Easy and I was cool and considered ourselves to be just friends for the better part of 3 years or more.
he was the guy at work I seemed to always "click with on every level of conversation. He reminded me of a life I once lived when I was living in Kansas.
To make a long story short...easy and I had become really close to the point we became closer than close. I had told myself over and over not to get involved with him but no matter how hard I tried to fight the temptations...I couldn't.
easy would call me every nigh
Co-worker’s Lesbian HumiliationCo-worker’s Lesbian Humiliation
by leighclyde ©
Lindsay and Sarah are two young mums in their twenties. They work part-time in an old peoples’ day centre. They are two very different characters. Sarah is cool, trendy, sexy and rather fiery. Lindsay is a rather boring, geekish hippy-type. The two girls fall out over some minor issue. The consequence of which leads to Sarah humiliating Lindsay.
Lindsay was a bit of a worrier. She tried not to watch the news, as she knew that she would get obsessional about some new disease. Recently bird flu had been in the news. At work she instantly volunteered to go to a conference to find out about it. Since having a child and her long-term boyfriend leaving her, she had even more time to focus on health issues. Apart from washing her hands every hour and eating only natural food she had also given up all alcohol. In many ways she was 25 going on 60. She didn’t wear make-up and mainly wore sensible clothing with an occasional bright scarf and
Coworkers Ch. 01Coworkers Ch. 01
by crisssin ©
She and I worked together, and we both were smart enough to know that relationships between coworkers led to nothing but problems. Oh, and we cannot overlook the fact that I just happened to be married. She too was also in a long-term, monogamous relationship. For three years we worked together every night and ignored the attraction.
Ignoring the attraction, however, certainly didn't rule out a little friendly teasing. And she was a master of the art of teasing. She knew I wanted her, and I had convinced myself she wanted me, too. She caught me staring at her all the time. I'd play it off like I had something to ask her, but she knew. She found ways to rub up against me; she knew it made me melt. She'd wear a low cut shirt, occasionally with no bra, and bend over in front of me to give me a peek. Sometimes she'd get off an hour before me and disappear into the employee bathroom for a while. She'd shed her drab work clothes and slip into a shirt so
CoworkersMy coworker called me a bossy asshole, but that he can't refuse me anythin cause he has a thing for Russian women. I hate to take advantage of that, but sooo tempted We exchanged yahoo names so he can add me, but he better not try anythin, grr
Co-workersIt really irritates me that my co-workers expect people to just give them things. They are some of the greediest bitches I've ever met in my life. (They aren't all bad..just some.)
CowpokeI was born with no companion
Walking alone in this world is just the way things happen
BOrn a man without a mission
Except to learn his next lesson
I have seen the battered and bruised
Got into a few fights that I would surely lose
One things for sure
WHen I met her
My life was recharged and no more cowboy blues
I look in her eyes when we go out on the range and ride
I sleep next to her in our warm bed
WHen our children come and gather around
She looks at me with one big smile and no frown
I know I won her heart when we met
TO the end of time i have only one regret
That she was real and I didnt make her up
That everyone could have that one true love
I know she is waiting and I will find
But til the end of my time I will make things right
Next time you see me
I hope it is when
I have that wonderful woman standing next to this man
WIthout anything but my boots and my soul
I will travel til she falls in love with this ole cowpoke
Cow Philosophy?I got this concept years ago from a Gary Larson (Farside) cartoon, and try to apply it to my own life whenever I can. Hopefully, you will too.
So I was teaching a student of mine yesterday. He's very tall and top-heavy, has trouble lowering his center of balance, and has a tendency to rush through both movements and ideas. If he were a computer (and this was an analogy I used with him during our lesson,) I'd say he's terribly over-clocked. He moves too fast physically while he's practicing, and mentally while he's working on problems I give him, in both cases missing subtle nuances I wanted him to pick up and being just generally sloppy, overall. Part of it is that he's so eager, I know, so I just keep working at it.
So this lesson, I stopped him for a moment to give him this advice: "Matt, think about Cow Philosophy." Laughing, he asked what the hell I was talking about. I replied, "As you walk along the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses!"
With a look of pu
CowpokeySo where do I begin with Badz/Brian .......
We met way back in PDP and I'm glad I did.
Honestly I can be proud to call Him my Best Friend Forever
He's been there for Me throughout and He's one of my solids.
I adore Him and He's awesome.
He's My Daughters Godfather and She likes Him alot.
We have been through so much over the years and He means alot to Me.
I need to thank Him for everything He has done and helped Me with. But I think He knows :D
He's a really good guy and He needs a good Woman in His life and I so want Him to find that Special Woman and settle down with Her.
I love Momma Deck too. She looks after Him and makes sure He's okay.
Thank You for coming into my life Brian (h) !!!!!!!
Cowrie ShellCowrie pisces
Cowrie is a shell from the sea and is recognized as an ancient symbol for
creation, birth, and re-birth. It is said to inspire the creativity of
excellence, to provide for both intuitive and intellectual control, and to
promote achievement in aesthetic and artistic endeavours. It has been
reported to be useful in stimulating ones learning and retention
capabilities, to provide initiative to the user to advance in scholarship and
to assist in the recognition of the self as a vehicle for understanding.
The cowrie shell has been used in the area of manifestation and has been said
to bring both good fortune and affluence to the user. It was used, in
ancient times, by the Native American Coastal Indians to indicate wealth. It
can be used to enhance fertility, to treat disorders of the reproductive
system, and to aid in the assimilation of iodine, vitamins A and D, calcium,
and magnesium. Vibrates to the number 1
CowsSOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you
some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some
milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one,
milks
the
other, then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a
bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and
retire on
the
income.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to
take
harmonica lessons
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and
force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to
analyse why the cow has
dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows.
You sell three of
them to
your
publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your
brother-in-law at
Cows With Guns!!![Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
[G]Cows aren't [Am]fun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas fl
CowsCows do NOT sleep standing up.
Cows & CarsA wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price.
After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork.
The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn't the price I saw!"
The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up.
The farmer needed the truck badly, paid the price and went home.
A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."
The salesman said he and his son would be right out.
After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to w
Cow SuicideIt's a bad enough world that people kill themselves, now cows are doing it. We're all going to hell in a hand basket. . .
Cow plunges off cliff onto moving minivan Tue Nov 6, 9:13 PM ET
A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police.
The car's occupants, Charles and Linda Everson, were not hurt in Sunday's accident, but the cow was euthanized at the scene.
"If the cow had fallen a split second later, the animal would have landed right in their laps," said Jeff Middleton, criminal deputy of the Chelan County Sheriff's Department.
Middleton estimated the animal weighed 600 lbs (272 kilograms), or the average size of a mature cow. It had been missing for two days and wandered 5 miles (8 km) from home near the popular Lake Chelan tourist area.
Cows...The 2008 update
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opene
Cows Taking RevengeGood Morning World. I am back north again. Out of the Ya’ll capital of the south. No more grits. No more having to show Florida Voters how to open their ballets. No more Gator dodging. No More hustle and bustle traffic.
Oh and I heard also that Florida Brahmas are now taking up issue with tourists. Oh yeah! I am not sure how it happened however word or Moo has spread all the way from Colorado. It's supposed to be the Other Way Around: On the South Boulder (Colo.) Creek Trail in January, as a woman was standing beside her bicycle, a cow wandered by and tipped her over (and then stepped on her legs before meandering off). So beware. You may be in danger if you get to close to those Florida cows. Sort of like Mad Cow Revenge.
I also dug up this little ditty off the net as well. Way over in Athens, not Georgia but in Athens, Greece in December students rioting (triggered by a police officer's shooting of an unarmed 15-year-old boy), was so intensive that the police department quickly r
Cows, Golf, And A WifeCOWS, GOLF AND A WIFE
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.'
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that...
CowsI got to be a cow farmer today... Saw some uhhh... Well, I'm not really sure how to phrase on this one but, cows were having some tampon fun. Very strange maneuvering. Apparrantly artificial insemination has trickled down the grape vine all the way to the bovine. I guess that's just another one of those moments where having a photographic memory just kind of scars you. I dunno though, they seemed to take it pretty well. I mean, if I was a cow, I wouldn't really want tampon insertion to be anywhere on my schedule, but you know... They have no choice... They gotta be ready for next week when they get an arm stuck in them for reproductive purposes. It's all fun and game's till some cow loses their virginity to a fist.:( I'm not really sure how it goes, but apparantly next Monday has me scheduled for finding out. Sweet right? Yeah, working for my grandparents because my whole family hates me and kicked me out repetitively since graduation day, is awesome. You know I once hear
Cows, Constitution, And Ten CommandmentsEveryone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!Think about this one:1. Cows2. The Constitution3. The Ten CommandmentsCOWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls... But they are unable to locate 50 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..THE CONSTITUTIONThey keep talking about
Cow Tipping ?Dear Cecil:
Is there such a thing as cow tipping? I have two friends, both sons of farmers. One says it can be done and is great sport. The other says no way.
Do cows sleep standing up? Can they be tipped? I suppose this will take some late night research. --Robert Schreur, Baltimore
Dear Robert:
Don't look at me, pal. Fortunately for the cause of science, not all researchers are handicapped by an instinct for survival.
It appears there really is a rural pastime called cow tipping, which is favored by likkered-up country kiddies with nothing better to do on a Saturday night. (One presumes the sheep were busy.)
The cow is easy prey for pranksters since it's one of a number of critters (the horse is another) that sleeps standing up with its knees locked.
I recently discussed the fine points of cow tipping with a reformed ex-tipper named Robin, who had done it (once) as a student.
Robin had attended Albion College in Michigan, a school so snooty it's said the stude
Cow Urine Can Cure Many DiseasesCow Urine Can Cure Many Diseases
By Dr. Vi render Kumar Jain
Published 04/20/2006
Article Viewed 6739 Times
Cow is a mobile dispensary. It is the treasure of medicines. The cow urine therapy is capable of curing several curable and incurable diseases. The holy texts, like At harva Veda, Chara k Samhita, Rajni Ghuntu, Vridhabhagabhatt, Amritasagar, Bhavprakash, Sushrut Samhita contain beautiful description about these things. Cow Urine Treatment and Research Center, Indore has conducted a lot of research in the past few years and reached at the conclusion that it is capable of curing diabetes, blood pressure, asthma, psoriasis, eczema, heart attack, blockage in arteries, fits, cancer, AIDS, piles, prostrate, arthritis, migraine, thyroid, ulcer, acidity, constipation, gynecological problems, ear and nose problems, abortion and several other diseases.
The analysis of cow urine has shown that it contains nitrogen, Sulfur, phosphate, sodium, manganese, carbolic acid, iron, silic
A Cow You Can SteerA Chilean taxi driver has come up with a new way to fight assaults: make your vehicle so conspicuous that nobody would dare try to rob you.
After being robbed several times, Juan Geraldo upholstered and covered every square inch of his car's interior with black and white spotted cowhides, including the steering wheel and ceiling. He then decorated the interior with stuffed toy cows, and added a horn that moos.
The visual effect is even more impressive at night, when the black and white taxi interior is set off from floor to ceiling by a flood of neon light.
"The effect was immediate. They haven't robbed me since," said Geraldo, who said the special effects also brought in more clientele and allowed him to expand his cab fleet from one car to nine.
The 46-year-old taxi driver with 27 years of experience completes the cow theme by dressing in a cowhide jacket and hat.
"The numbers don't lie, the cow cabs attract more clients," Geraldo said. "Today all most all of our busin
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5 - 6 oz cranberry juice
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CoyoteYou Were a Coyote
Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
CoyoteYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
CoyoteA Paiute Legend
The coyote, like his brother the wolf, was a spiritual being. In the beginning the coyote left his homeland in the Americas and traveled East-ward across the ocean in the direction of the rising sun. In distant lands, he acquired a bride and with her had a great number of children. These children were Indians, the forefathers of the great tribes that were to inhabit the North and South American continents.
Preparing to return home, the coyote put them all in a wosa, a woven willow basket jug with a cork. Before his journey, he was instructed not to open the jug until he reached his country in the Rockies and the Great Basin.
Being a sly and curious person, and hearing singing and the beating of drums within the wosa, the coyote thought it would not hurt to take a peek when he arrived back on the Eastern coast of the American continent. But when he opened the jug, the children inside jumped out and scattered in all directions across North and South America.
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Coyote Kills A GiantCoyote was walking one day when he met Old Woman. She greeted him and asked where he was headed.
"Just roaming around," said Coyote.
"You better stop going that way, or you'll meet a giant who kills everybody."
"Oh, giants don't frighten me," said Coyote (who had never met one). "I always kill them. I'll fight this one too, and make an end of him."
"He's bigger and closer than you think," said Old Woman.
"I don't care," said Coyote, deciding that a giant would be about as big as a bull moose and calculating that he could kill one easily.
So Coyote said good-bye to Old Woman and went ahead, whistling a tune. On his way he saw a large fallen branch that looked like a club. Picking it up, he said to himself, "I'll hit the giant over the head with this. It's big enough and heavy enough to kill him." He walked on and came to a huge cave right in the middle of the path. Whistling merrily, he went in.
Suddenly Coyote met a woman who was crawling along on the ground.
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Coyote SilvertongueHis name was Pache, and he had been on a journey of many teachings in his life. There is one of his lessons that I feel led to share, for it is one that has effected me and could others.
Pache was in the process of trying to find his heritage and learn what he could, so he could pass his knowledge on to his children. He saw in these times many things of culture disappearing, and time was not waiting to see if his culture survived. So in his searching of heritage, he crossed the path of a person who had named himself Coyote SilverTongue, and proclaimed to be very knowing of grand things.
Coyote spoke of a magnificent and beautiful dream that Coyote had to share with the many people based on the ways of old. This dream was spoken of to Pache and to as many others that would listen, as they too were looking for this dream. It was a dream of unity of the people and Coyote promised he would make this dream come true. Coyote told all that Spirit had given him this dream and that with t
Coyote Ugly Baby!!!!!!!!oh yeah little ole michele got to go to coyote ugly saturday night. I even got UP ON THE BAR AND DANCED TO CRAZY BITCH!!! (YES SHY LITTLE ME!!) Thanks to Jocey and crystal. Thank guys I love ya. We started drinking at 600 before we went to supper in the room. Went to joes crabshack for supper there had a couple more beers. The started going to the bars. Oh man let me tell ya its the most fun Ive ever had. Yes Unlike my normal self I drank beer all night except for a couple shots (lost track of how much I drank.).No hang over today just tired from lack of sleep. because we got back to the room at 2 layed down trying to get some sleep. at 230 the freaking fire alarm started going off. we thought it was just our room. so we called the front desk the guys like get out of the hotel. So we finally got out. At 3 they told us someone on the 8th floor (ASSHOLES) had pulled the fucking alarm. The four of us girls were like line the mother fuckers up in front of us so we can drop kick the fuck ou
Coyotegirl Gets CaughtCoyoteGirl Gets Caught
by CoyoteGirl69©
I opened the deposit receipt envelope after going through the drive up and with the receipt was a note. "Loved your stories CoyoteGirl69. Give me a call. Kelli" I couldn't believe what I had just read. It appeared that someone recognized my picture in my bio. Even though I was sitting in the SUV alone, I blushed. That was the last thing I ever thought would happen.
When I finally composed myself, I left the parking lot and drove to the store for groceries. I had seen Kelli at the bank many times but had never really had more than just a conversation at the teller window. All the while I was shopping, my thoughts went back to the note. From the brief request she had made, I couldn't help but think she was interested. She could not have been older than twenty-five, but then again, what difference would that make. By the time I was done shopping, I was soaked, just thinking about the possibility. I decided I would call her then and there.
The CoyoteThe Coyote
For a long time humans have been attempting to shoot, poison and trap coyote into non-exsistence. Instead, birds like the Condor have been nearly wiped out with poisoned meat, and the clever coyote may be more numerous today than ever. Despite humanities encroachment and aggression, coyote has found a way to walk its walk and survive.
Coyotes usually mate for life. They live in the sides of hills or in underground dens where the family unit is well protected. They prefer open grassland and thinly wooded brush, but can adapt to almost any environment. Because of this they have been able to survive and grow in numbers.
I once heard a story about a female Coyote who got caught in a trap and gnawed off her own paw-twice. At last report she was doing fine, hobbling around on her two front stumps, and she had borne a healthy litter. Coyotes hunt small game not with speed, but by pouncing and snapping with their jaws. She was able to do this quite well and was fulf
The Coyoties ThoughtsI have lived many place in the past few years some times in different city's county's an yes States just recently I Stop each night as the sun Gos down an watch the stars Start to shine looking to the West trying to find the Stars that shall lead me to the twine flame an my Home
hope you like what I wrote trying to put life in its place
Singed The Coyotie
CoyoteCoyote
Coyote –
The mind’s eye –
Image: lust
Wholesome pride
In the feasts of its kills.
Hunger –
The primitive beast unchained
Tears at the meat again and again;
Gaping jaws, blood red stained.
Feral hunter,
Serenade the moon -
My midnight ghost.
2-18-99
CoyotesThe Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta
The Coyotie I have traveled to long in the United States seeing the stars from different points in the sky to see the sun set an raise the road has been long just looking for a set of stars to call home
Coyote's Words Canto 1Coyote's Words... Who am I why am I on Fubar? I first enjoied this site when it was called "Cherry Tap," for those that knew it that far back. An it was fun at the time, things happen both in here and the real world so I left FUBAR. Now I'm back again, An I guess there are things that should be known about me. If we become friends then I share the real me thats Coyote. If I give you say my cell phone number or email address then you've got the real person that is more than Coyote. That person is the friend that will be there as best as he can that will do his best to be a real friend beyond FUBAR world. I'm not about drama... I'm in the military so I get an all you can eat buffet of it... If I say I'm your friend and you trust me with the real you, then I will ensure that the trust is never left in question... If you are just using me to get what you want with out being truthful to me.... Then I'm sorry that you are like alot of other cultures I've deployed to in the past
Coyote SongThis isn't me, it's Tom McGuane, from "Another Horse" in his collection, Some Horses.
... I stopped in the cold, still air and looked up at the stars. They seemed to swarm a matter of inches over my head. I guessed they'd been there all along but when you're in your house you don't notice.
Scott came out. "That's Orion," he said. "See the belt and the sword there?"
I said I did; but the truth is, I never could make those things out much, beyond the Big and Little Dippers and the North Star if I didn't take my eyes off of it. I heard a coyote. I thought, I am on top of the earth and I don't work for the government. Then waited til the coyote let loose again, a little different, always a little different as the song evolved.
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Coz Of You I Think?dont find love ..let love find you that's why they called falling in love becoz you dont forced youself to fall...just fall that's it .
I think you well only know how important a person is when he or she no longer around and how important was i to you??
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Coz, Thats All. Just CozHello to all,
I've not posted a blog in a while so here goes. I have been busy trying to catch up on friends that I had not talked to in about a year.
I am planning to visit with my mum soon, I am already in the states , Sitting in Lexington Kentucky at a hotel. Been here awhile waiting for my sis to get over so we can finish making plans. She is also going with me to see her.
I know this may seem lame to a lot but I've not seen my mum but 1 time in 4 years so to me this is something to be excited about.
I will be away from fubar for awhile Starting Friday, should be back on Sunday , so stop in and leave a message and I'll respond when I get back.
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Cozumel March 2008This trip was booked through Apple Vacations. Accommodations were at Hotel Cozumel. Dive Operator - Dive Paradise
Dive Paradise has at least three dive operations that we would stop at. One was up just south of town, Another was at our hotel Cozumel and another further south just north of the International Pier. We were on their slow boats. Renegado Day 1, Calypso Day 2 and Tonga Day 3. The quality of the boats increased each day with Tonga being the nicest and fastest of the 3. Day 1 we had 7 divers with two dive masters, one who was a private DM for a junior diver. Day 2 had 8 divers on board with a single diver master. Day 3 we had 14 divers with three dive masters and an instructor. One was again the private DM for the junior diver (who also had a private videographer too). The instructor had two divers working on their Advanced Open Water. Then the rest of us were split into two groups. At Hotel Cozumel, they had lockers just off the pier, with fresh water rinse tanks. Had to g
CozyI know it might sound strange
But when I'm with you
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Don't want to jump head first
But strangely you make feel good
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Comfortable is a good state to be
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Feel like I've known you for years
Yet there is still lots to learn
Access to that knowledge
Is what I hope I'll earn
Was it only me who felt that bond
Or do you think this could be the one?
Cozy Lime Chicken1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1 tbsp. olive oil
4 broiler-fryer chicken parts
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper
3-ozs. sliced mushrooms, sautéed in butter
In small bowl, combine lime juice and olive oil.
Dip each chicken part in mixture, covering completely. On foil-lined baking pan, arrange chicken in single layer; sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Arrange oven rack at least 6-inches from heat and set temperature to broil.
Broil chicken about 15 minutes; turn and pour remaining lime-oil mixture over chicken. Broil about 15 minutes more, until fork can be inserted into chicken with ease.
Pour mushrooms over chicken and return to oven for about 2 minutes, until mushrooms are hot.
Makes 2 servings.
Cozy June 08Dive Trip Report Cozumel -
June 13-16th
Flew down on a trip booked through apple vacations. Sun Country Charter out of Dallas-Ft. Worth. My dive buddy, BB & I were on a flight at 10:00 am that got us into Cozumel about 12:30. Headed straight over to Hotel Cozumel. Got checked in, Then went over to the Dive Paradise Dive shop, checked in there and rented a couple of tanks for a checkout dive. Cost is $6 for tank & weights.
So we were wet by about 2:00pm. From the pier, you can swim out and they have a Mayan Pyramid just to the left of the pier, about 30 feet out from shore in 15 feet of water. We then took a check out the current and headed south. Not alot to see. BB saw a sting ray that I completely missed. And there were plenty of fish. We turned around about the lighthouse and headed back. Swimming around the pier I saw a nice looking crab and a nudibranch. Mostly dead coral and sand. But we had our weights dialed in for the weekend.
Friday night we headed into town and ha
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Cp For Life Bitches!!! I Miss It :(TO ALL MY DISNEY CP BUDS!
I am a Disney CP. Yes I lived in Orlando, and yes, it's shady and skeezy - but just thinking about it makes me smile.
We dont call it Orlando, it's O-town or 32821, get it right
We go to the parks everyday and make sure we get backdoored onto the rides. And yes, getting backdoored is the best thing ever.
We go to Wal-Mart all the time for no reason, and bitch b/c Target has a closing time.
We could be from Alaska or Maine, but we still went home saying "ya'll." (this one is my FAVORITE cuz it is so true)
We know what TTC, DAK, PI and all those fun things stand for.
We've had to pop our trunks for security
We know what Vista Lay means.
We compare our ID pictures
We love going to the Vista Pool, but we'd NEVER go in the hot tub
We've been to Bdubs and Ale House at least 3 times a week, with at least 10 other people.
My car STILL has sand in it from Cocoa Beach.
We ruled PI on thursday nights.
We have friends in
C-phoneHey.
My phone committed suicide yesterday(12/29), and the screen went white on me. I took it in this mornin around 11c/12e. They gave me a new phone (identical to my last). I still have all my contacts and what not, but I lost all my text messages and sounds and ringtones.
Soooo.... If you sent me anything within the last 24 hours I didnt get it and im sorry. I would also appreciate any sound text messages to be sent to my phone. I need new ones.
Much Love.
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P.S. Thanks for all the birthday stuff you guys rock!
Cpl. Ira Hamilton HayesCpl. Ira Hamilton Hayes
Ira Hamilton Hayes, participant in the famous flag raising on Iwo Jima, was a Pima Indian, born at Sacaton, Arizona, on 12 January 1923. In 1932, the family moved a few miles southward to Bapchule. Both Sacaton and Bapchule are located within the boundaries of the Gila River Indian Reservation in south central Arizona. Hayes left high school after completing two years of study. He served in the Civilian Conservation Corps in May and June of 1942, and then went to work as a carpenter.
On 26 August 1942, Ira Hayes enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserve at Phoenix for the duration of the National Emergency. Following boot camp at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot at San Diego, Hayes was assigned to the Parachute Training School at Camp Gillespie, Marine Corps Base, San Diego. Graduated one month later, the Arizonan was qualified as a parachutist on 30 November and promoted to private first class the next day. On 2 December, he joined Company B, 3d Parachute Battal
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Cpl. Jason Dunham To Posthumously Receive Medal Of HonorCpl. Jason Dunham to Posthumously Receive Medal of Honor
(November 10, 2006) - - It was an emotional tribute to a hero Marine on the birthday he shares with the Corps. President Bush said Corporal Jason Dunham of Scio was "born to be a Marine." News 4's Rob Macko reports the Southern Tier man who laid down his life to save fellow Marines received a personal salute Friday from his commander-in-chief.
President George W. Bush highlighted the sacrifice of Marine Corporal Jason Dunham at the dedication of the new National Museum of the Marine Corps in Quantico, Virginia.
Jason Dunham would have turned 25 Friday.
He shares a birthday with the Marine Corps, prompting the president to say Dunham was "born to be a Marine."
Bush said, "And, on this special birthday, in the company of his fellow Marines, I'm proud to announce that our nation will recognize Corporal Jason Dunham's action with America's highest decoration for valor, the Medal of Honor."
Dunham was killed in
Cpl MckayLandaff – Cpl. N. Bruce McKay III, 48, died May 11, 2007, while on duty as a police officer in Franconia.
Born in Bronxville, N.Y., Nov. 6, 1958, he was the son of N. Bruce and Catherine (Hoffman) McKay. He graduated from Portledge High School in Locust Valley, N.Y., in 1976 and from New England College, Henniker.
Mr. McKay spent several years in the business world, working in the insurance and financial planning field with Prudential and as a buyer for JC Penney and LL Bean. Before entering law enforcement, he had been employed with Littleton Stamp and Coin.
A volunteer firefighter and EMT since college, he had been a part-time officer with the Haverhill Police Department before joining the Franconia Police Department full time Sept. 1, 1995. He was an officer and prosecutor for the Franconia department for 11 years.
He was a loving father.
The family includes his father, N. Bruce McKay and wife Linda of Hebron, Conn.; his mother, Catherine McKay of Charlotte, N.C.; a
Cpl.ronnie G Madore Jr. Fallen Hero ,feb,14,2007IN HONOR OF PRINCESS DARKNESS & HER RONNIE A FALLEN SOLDIER
CPL.RONNIE G MADORE JR. FALLEN HERO ,FEB,14,2007
Spec. Ronnie G. Madore Jr.
Hometown: San Diego, California, U.S.
Age: 34 years old
Died: February 14, 2007 in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Unit: Army, 1st Battalion, 12th Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Tex.
Incident: Killed when a makeshift bomb exploded near their vehicle.
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He left behind his beautiful wife Princess of Darkness.princessof darkness@ fubarimikimi - Customize Your Worldimikimi - Customize Your World
Some dont think or even think war is wrong.And some dont really realize just what our troops gives for us.
There is so much they give up for us.And some gives their lives.Lets not ever forget or let their memories die with them.Always remember thei
Cpls And Bifem Party In NycYou are cordially invited to Lil Vixen’s naughty in Nov on Saturday, Nov 1st at 7:00PM. You can sign up to attend Lil Vixen’s naughty in Nov on Saturday, Nov 1st at 7:00PM.In our yahoo group database.
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What: A wonderful party for 1 of the sexy members of this group complete with great ambiance, great friends and lots of enjoyable times for all. Also this might be the last time Lil vixen will be doing one of these parties as she needs a life saving operation to repair aneurysms on both of her kidneys, so we hope all of those that attend will be praying and just supporting her this month. W
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CprI am actually glad that my children know CPR. I know that if needed they will be able to help each other or someone else in that time of need. Oh my god did they forget that you can't do that to someone that is breathing?! Apparently so! Alex thought it would be "cool" to do CPR on Max. Holy mother of god! Have I said that I love my children. Really I do.
CpsThey think they can take any ones children they want no matter what, even when the mother is not at fault. seems to me we get the short end of the stick... Give us the chance to prove we Lovevour children!!!!!!!!!
CpsOk i am starting to get realy pissed off now. Cps is dicking me around again. I havnt seen my boys in over 2 weeks. Havent seen Xander in 3 weeks. They still havent set up my psycological evaluation and and lagging on getting me to oly for my ager managment classes. I tell you, they say they took them on a better safe then sorry basis due to my mental dissabilities (aka depression) but how do you think i feel now knowing that i may be cut off of my children at any given minute yah im not all peachy keen about it am i I think that they are useless they dont help those who do need it and fuk with us who didnt yah i was crabby but name one woman on this earth that wasnt at 8 mo prego and her hus was gone at wks at a time I have done some shitty stuff in my life but i tell you i would give my life for those children and did i love my kids more then anything on this god forsaken planet and any thing beyond i have and always will put the needs and wan
Cpt Sean E. Lyerly-- Rip SirReceived this in support of Patriot Guard Riders funeral for CPT Sean E. Lyerly in Pflugerville, Texas.
As you prepare to do a mission in support of CPT Lyerly and his family,
I thought it would be appropriate to send you an article that I've
written for my sister's hometown newspaper based on last week's events.
This article is the latest in a series that the newspaper has asked me
to write during my tour.
- CPT Randy Stillinger
A Fallen Angel
Saturday, January 20th, 2007
Today was a bad day. The possibility of what happened today has
been in the back of our minds for over a year now. While working in my
office I heard chatter on the radio, the type of chatter that could only
mean one of a few things. One of those events is a "Fallen Angel," the
code word for a downed aircraft. Details were sketchy at first, but we
soon learned it was a UH-60 "Blackhawk" helicopter and it was from our
brigade.
With the radio call of "Fallen Angel,"
Cquitted Himself Well EnoughSEATTLE -- Efforts to bring the NBA back to Seattle took a giant step forward in a revised arena deal announced Tuesday, with investor Chris Hansen agreeing to kick in more money for transportation improvements near a proposed new arena, personally guaranteeing the citys debt -- and offering to buy everyone a beer. The plan for the $490 million arena, which could also host an NHL team, represents the best shot at bringing the NBA back to Seattle. The SuperSonics ended their 41-year run here in 2008 and skipped town for Oklahoma City, where they became the Thunder. Though formal votes are still required, Tuesdays announcement effectively gave Hansen, a San Francisco hedge-fund manager, and his fellow investors, including Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and Peter and Erik Nordstrom, of the department store clan, the green light to begin shopping for an NBA team. The deal calls for $200 million in public financing to be paid back by arena-related taxes and rent. Under new terms an
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Angela wandered away from the encampment once again. The youngest of the crew of explorer-scientists, she was highly curious, and wanted to know – simply for her own self-knowledge – just why Caroline remained away from the landed starship for longer than anyone else, and just why Caroline always seemed to go to the same location.
When Angela noticed Caroline's locator signal was back in that same area again, she had to leave the starship and find out what was so interesting there, what Caroline was hoarding for herself.
Armed with her pulse riffle and backpack of survival supplies and sample kits, Angela headed out to the north-northeast, traversing the kilometer to the abrupt beginning of the thick forest. None of the other twelve crew members saw her or attempted to question her or stop her, as they did not contact her on her communications headset.
After nearly four full weeks on this Earth-like planet, several trails had been essentially carved in
CrYou are not
Wasting tears
It is ok
To cry
When someone
Leaves this
Earth
And even God
Asks why
Seeing others
Daily
Who clearly
Should have
Gone first
Does not help
Your anger
Nor could
It make this
Worse
Doing what
I can
To get a smile
On my face
All the time
Realizing
The world’s a
Lesser place
Now the
Afterlife party
Had better
Make some space
Dedicated to my late friend, Charlie Ratterman. Thanks for being you. Your wife loses a gem of a man, and the rest of us are left without a rare shining light. You will be truly missed.
CraaapMy honesty has once again caused me some trouble. I was talking to Glen on the phone and he asked me if I liked him. Well we're friends and all and I did actually like him as more than a friend so I said yeah. But then I went and fucked it up by going Hey wait...what kind of like are you talking about? He goes well...what kind did you think it was? Motherfucker. So I go well it's not like it really matters, I like you both ways anyway.
AAAARGH
well his reply was uuuh mumblemumblemumble I'm over Nicole but mumblemumblemumble so yeah. Which I took to mean as a sorry I don't like you. Which I am okay with. It's just that I don't think he's going to want to talk to me anymore...omfg everyone read the signs wrong, everyone goes and tells me that he likes me and then he goes and tells me he doesn't like me like that....wtf man. What. The. Fuck.
CraaazzzyyyyyyDisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:Very HighSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:HighAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:ModerateHistrionic Personality Disorder:HighNarcissistic Personality Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Personality Disorder:Very HighDependent Personality Disorder:Very HighObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Moderate-- Take the Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Info --
Crab CakesAlaska Dungeness Crab Cakes
Recipe By : CDKitchen http://www.cdkitchen.com
Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories :
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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2 c Alaska dungeness crab meat
1 c soft bread crumbs
1/4 c minced green onion
1/4 c celery
3 tb mayonnaise
1 egg, beaten
1 ds bottled hot pepper sauce
1 ds salt
1 ds pepper
flour
3 tb vegetable oil
Combine all ingredients except flour and oil; mix well.
Chill at least two hours.
Shape into 4 cakes, about 3/4 inch thick. Dust with flour.
Saute crab cakes in hot oil on both sides about 10 minutes
or until golden brown.
Serving Suggestions: For hot crab sandwiches, serve on
toasted English muff
Crab Stuffed Mushroom Caps24 large mushrooms
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
minced garlic
any flavor Philadelphia (whipped) cream cheese
1 can crab meat
Parmesan cheese
6 tablespoons butter
Remove stems from the mushrooms. Carefully trim the mushroom cap back to expose the spore area. Do this at an angle so that the cap can hold more mixture.
In a bowl, combine the container of whipped cream cheese, three tablespoons of Parmesan cheese and the crab meat. Fold the mixture over until thoroughly combined.
Pour 1/2 teaspoon of extra virgin olive oil into each mushroom cap. Add a sprinkle of minced garlic into the oil. Add one tablespoon of crab mixture into each mushroom cap. Put the mushroom caps into a foil container.
Slice the butter into cubes and add them to the bottom of the container. Sprinkle minced garlic over butter.
Cover the container with foil and bake at 350°F for 45 minutes. Switch the oven to broil and remove the foil during the last 5 minutes of cook time.
Makes 12 servings.
Crab Meat And Almond Party Spread8 oz. cream cheese
8 oz. crab meat
Slivered almonds
4 tbsp. butter
4 tbsp. chives
Worcestershire sauce
Soften cheese and butter, add crab, chives, and almonds. Mix well. Bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes. Serve with melba rounds.
Crab Salad RecipeServe crab salad with a slice of avocado on salad greens.
INGREDIENTS:
* 2 cups cooked cooled crab meat, flaked
* 1 cup diced celery
* 1/4 cup chopped green or red bell pepper
* 1 teaspoon salt, or to taste
* 1/4 teaspoon pepper
* 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
* 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
* mixed salad greens
* 6 avocado wedges, optional
PREPARATION:
Mix crab meat with diced celery, chopped bell pepper, salt, pepper, lemon juice, and mayonnaise. Serve over mixed greens with a slice of avocado, if desired.
Crabby Old Woman =-)Crabby Old Woman
When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Dundee Scotland, it was believed that she had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through her meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One
nurse took her copy to Ireland. The old lady's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the North Ireland Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous us" poem winging across the Internet:
Crabby Old Woman
What do you see, nurses ....... What do you see?
What are you thinking ........... When you're looking At me?
A crabby old woman ............ Not very wise,
Uncertain of habi
Crabby Old Man (great Poem)Crabby Old Man
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near
Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they
found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that
copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to
posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News
Magazine of the St.
Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been
made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now
the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? ........What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, .....not very wise,
Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
Crabtree Valley Mall, Brook's Apartment & Kat's House Craziness [[w/ Amusing Pix]]Hmm...so this blog is all about the pictures baby! Let's start shall we?
CRABTREE VALLEY MALL:
Peanut!
Me & Peanut...the lil hottie! (before the mall obviously...)
getting freaky in spencers
a whole new look at jack & the beanstalk. hahaha luv u Jack!!!
BROOK'S APARTMENT:
kat pretending to be lauren
lauren pimpin my shades
me and lauren
me and Kat...THE SHOCKERRR!
KAT'S HOUSE!
Crab And Shrimp Étouffée (a Cajun Recipe)INGREDIENTS
* 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
* 1/3 cup all-purpose flour
* 2 cups chopped yellow onions
* 1 rib celery, chopped
* 2 large garlic cloves, peeled
* 13 cup seeded and chopped red bell peppers
* 1/3 cup seeded and chopped green bell peppers
* 1 cup water
* 2 pounds medium-size shrimp, peeled and deveined
* 1 1/4 teaspoons salt
* 1 teaspoon Tabasco brand garlic pepper sauce
* 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
* 1/4 cup chopped green onions (green and white parts)
* 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley leaves
* 2 pounds jumbo lump crabmeat, picked over for shells and cartilage
* Hot cooked long-grain white rice
METHOD
In a large, heavy pot, over medium-low heat, melt the butter, then add the flour. Stirring often, cook until the foam subsides and the mixture turns a golden color, like sandpaper, 10 to 12 minutes. Add the yellow onions, celery, and garlic. Cook, stirring often, until soft and gol
Crab CasseroleINGREDIENTS
* 4 tablespoons butter, divided
* 1 cup chopped onion
* 1 cup chopped celery
* 1 (8 ounce) package fresh mushrooms, sliced
* 2 cups prepared herb stuffing mix, divided
* 3/4 cup milk, divided
* 1 (8-ounce) can water chestnuts, drained and sliced
* 2 cups mayonnaise
* 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce or to taste
* Liberal dash of Tabasco Pepper Sauce
* 1-1/2 pounds lump crabmeat
METHOD
In a heavy saucepan melt 2 tablespoons butter and sauté onion, celery, and mushrooms until soft. Set aside.
Soften 1 cup of stuffing mix with 1/2 cup milk. Stir in vegetables and water chestnuts.
Thin mayonnaise with remaining milk and Worcestershire sauce. Add to mixture and season with Tabasco sauce. Fold in crabmeat.
Spoon mixture into a 2 quart buttered casserole dish. Sprinkle remaining stuffing mix over the top and dot with remaining butter; preheat oven to 375 degrees and bake about 45 minutes or until golden
~crabby Old Man Poem~Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? ........What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, .not very wise,
Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!"
Who seems not to notice .....the things that you do.
And forever is losing ............... a sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not...........lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding ....... the long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse......you're not looking at me.
I'll tell you who I am ....... as I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, ........as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten......with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .......who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen ...........with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now. ..........a lover he'll meet.
A
Crab-stuffed MushroomsTasty crab stuffed mushrooms with bread crumbs and Parmesan cheese make a great party snack.
INGREDIENTS:
* 1 pound large mushrooms
* 6 tablespoons butter
* 3 green onions, minced
* 3 to 4 tablespoons minced red bell pepper
* 4 ounces crab meat
* 1 cup fresh fine bread crumbs
* 1/4 teaspoon salt
* 1/4 teaspoon Cajun or Creole seasoning blend
* 1/8 teaspoon pepper
* 2 tablespoons Parmesan cheese
PREPARATION:
Wash and trim the end of stems from mushrooms. Pop remaining stem out. Chop stems and set aside. Melt 2 tablespoons butter; brush over mushrooms. Spray a shallow baking dish (about 8-inch square, or one which will fit mushrooms in one layer) with butter-flavored spray or grease with butter.
Melt remaining butter in skillet; add reserved chopped stems, minced green onions and red bell pepper. Cook until vegetables are tender. Combine cooked ingredients with bread crumbs, crab meat, and seasonings. Fill each mushrooms, piling
Crabby BitesThese crab bites are so easy to make, and this recipe makes enough for 48 appetizers
INGREDIENTS:
* 6 English muffins, split
* 1 roll (6 ounces) garlic cheese, or a small jar (5 ounces) of Old English Cheese Spread, room temperature
* 3 tablespoons butter
* 1 tablespoon mayonnaise
* 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
* 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, if not using garlic cheese
* 1 teaspoon freshly chopped parsley
* 1 can (6 to 7 ounces) crabmeat, drained, flaked
* sliced green onions and tomatoes for garnish, if desired
PREPARATION:
Heat oven to 350°. Arrange split muffins, cut side up, on a baking pan lined with foil.
In a medium bowl, mash the garlic cheese or cheese spread with butter, mayonnaise, onion powder, garlic powder, if using, and parsley. Stir in the crabmeat. Spread evenly over the split muffins. Bake for 10 minutes, or until hot and bubbly. Cut into quarters and serve warm, garnished with green onions and diced tomatoes, if desir
~~crabby Old Man~~A good perspective for all of us………..
A poem on life
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had
nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and
content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of
the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
"Crabby Old Man"
What do you see nurses? ......What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabb
Crabby Old ManCrabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? .......What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ....not very wise,
Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!"
Who seems not to notice ....the things that you do.
And forever is losing ...
Crabby Old ManWhen an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed them that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses?...What do you see?
What are you thinking...when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man,...not very wise,
Uncertain of habit...with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food...and makes no reply.
The Crabby Old Man.....Crabby old man
> > >
> > > When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a
> > > small hospital near
> > > Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had
> > > nothing left of any value.
> > >
> > > Later, when the nurses were going through his
> > > meager possessions,
> > > they found this poem. Its quality and content so
> > > impressed the staff
> > > that copies were made and distributed to every
> > > nurse in the
> > > hospital.
> > >
> > > One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's
> > > sole bequest to
> > > posterity has since appeared in the Christmas
> > > edition of the News
> > > Magazine of the St. Louis Times Association for
> > > Mental Health. A
> > > slide presentation has also been made based on his
> > > simple, but
> > > eloquent, poem.
> > >
> > > And this little old man, with nothing left to give
> > > to the world, is
> > > now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging
> > > across the Internet.
> >
~ Crabby Old Woman ~When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Dundee, Scotland, it was believed that she had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through her meager possessions, they found this poem. Its' quality and content so impressed the staff that
copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital One nurse took her copy to Ireland.
The old lady's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the North Ireland Association
for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet:
Crabby Old Woman
What do you see, nurses?
What do you see?
What are you thinking
When you're looking at me?
A crabby old woman,
Not very wise,
Uncertain of habit,
With fa
Crabby Old ManWhen an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was decided that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that
Copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide Presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, Poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? .....What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ...not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .......with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food......
Crabby Old ManWhen an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa,
Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when
the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem.
Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and
distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri .
The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas
edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health.
A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent,
> poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the
author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? ......What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ....not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .......with faraw
Crabs!!!!!The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said
one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news " .
Which do you want to hear first ?
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up aga
The Crabby Old Man ~ AnonymousCrabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? .......What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ....not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .......with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!"
Who seems not to notice ....the things that you do.
And forever is losing .............. a sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not...........lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding ....... the long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse......you're not looking at me.
I'll tell you who I am ....... as I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .....as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten......with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .......who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen ...........with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now. ..........a lover he'll meet.
Crab Cakes2 Tbl. Butter
2 Tbl. diced Onion
1/2 cup Bread Crumbs
2 beaten Eggs
1/2 cup Milk
2 cups cooked, Flaked Crab
1/3 cup diced Celery
1/2 tsp. Mustard
1 tsp. Lemon Juice
2 Tbl. chopped Parsley
1/2 tsp. Salt
1/2 tsp. Paprika
2 Tbl. Olive Oil
1 cup Flour
Melt butter in saucepan and saute onion and bread crumbs over medium heat for 2 - 3 minutes. Combine with all ingredients except olive oil and flour; chill for at least 2 hours. Shape into 8 cakes, dust with the flour. Fry them in olive oil for about 8 minutes over medium heat until brown, turning once.
Crab And Shrimp Bake1 c. cleaned cooked shrimp, cut lengthwise
1 c. diced celery
1/4 c. chopped green pepper
2 tbsp. finely chopped onion
1 c. crab meat, drained and flaked
1/2 tsp. salt
Dash pepper
3/4 c. mayonnaise
1 c. soft bread crumbs
1 tbsp. butter, melted
Combine first 8 ingredients - put in greased 1 quart casserole - combine bread crumbs and butter. Sprinkle over casserole. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. Serves 6.
Crab Cakes1 lb. crab meat
1 egg, beaten
1/2 cup Saltines, crushed
1/3 cup fresh parsley, minced
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
1/2 teaspoon paprika or Old Bay seasoning
cayenne pepper or Morton's Hot Salt
onion powder for sprinkling
butter or olive oil for frying
Remove any shell from crab. In a medium bowl, toss together crushed Saltine cracker crumbs, egg, parsley and mayonnaise until moistened, but do not over mix. Add salt and pepper.
Form into five or six cakes, 1/2 to 3/4 inches thick. Place in refrigerator on cookie sheet for at least one hour so they will set up. Sprinkle lightly with cayenne or Morton's Hot Salt and onion powder.
In a heavy skillet, fry crab cakes in butter (or olive oil), turning once until both sides are nicely browned (about 10 minutes).
Crab Mango And Avocado SaladIngredients:
For the sauce:
1 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 ripe mango, peeled, pitted and diced
1/4 cup of water
1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
For the salad:
1 lb of fresh lump crabmeat, picked through to remove the small pieces of shell or cartilage
1 1/2 Tbsp freshly squeezed lime juice
3 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 Tbsp cilantro leaves, finely chopped
2 teaspoons mint leaves, finely chopped
1 Tbsp minced shallot or purple onion
1 medium sized mango, peeled, pitted, and diced (See How to Cut a Mango)
1 firm but ripe avocado, pitted, peeled, and diced
Tabasco sauce
Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste
Optional: ruby red grapefruit sections, peeled
Sauce directions:
Heat the olive oil in a small pan over medium heat. Add the mango, season with salt and pepper. Cook, stirring, for about 3 minutes until the fruit is very tender. Add water, bring to a boil and remove from heat. Stir in lemon juice. Pour
Crab With Hazelnuts SaladMost crab lovers know that fresh crab pairs well with avocado. But have you ever tried it with roasted hazelnuts (also called Filberts)? I got this idea from an appetizer prepared by an Oregon chef (where they grow a lot of hazelnuts). It's lovely.
1 1/2 cups fresh lump crab meat
1/2 cup chopped roasted hazelnuts
1/2 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped red onion
1 Tbsp finely chopped fresh parsley
2 Tbsp lemon juice (or 3 Tbsp Meyer lemon juice)
1 Tbsp olive oil
Freshly ground pepper
Salt to taste
4 large pieces of butter lettuce, rinsed and patted dry
In a medium sized bowl mix the hazelnuts, celery, onion, parsley, lemon juice, olive oil, ground pepper, and salt. Gently fold in the lump crab meat, trying not to break up the crab too much.
Make individual servings, about a half cup each over a piece of butter lettuce.
Serves 4.
Crabs ; Anyone ??A man boarded an airplane in St. John's with a box of frozen crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, try as she might, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in St. John's please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself
Crabby Old ManCRABBY OLD MAN
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple,
but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? ....What do you see?
What are you thinking.....when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ...not very wise,
Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?
Crab BallsCrab Balls
seafood
1 lb crabmeat, special
1 egg
1 tablespoon prepared mustard
1 tablespoon old bay seasoning
3 tablespoon self-rising flour
3 drop drops hot pepper sauce
2 tablespoon mayonnaise
Put crab meat in bowl, removing shell pieces. Add all ingredients and mix gently until blended. Form into balls. Deep fry until golden. Yields about 30 balls.
Crab CocktailTitle: Crab Cocktail
Categories: Creole, Appetizers
Yield: 8 servings
2 c Canned crabmeat,picked over
1 tb Seasoned mayonnaise
2 Juice of limes
Salt to taste
Coarsely ground black pepper
1 ts Fresh tarragon leaves,choped
1 ts Parsley
1. Mix crabmeat with just enough mayonaisse to moisten.
2. Add lime juice, salt and a generous grinding of pepper; mix well.
3. Spoon crabmeat mixture into small glass cups set in crushed ice.
4. Sprinkle chopped tarragon over each cocktail and serve.
Crabsan 82 year old virgin went to see her doctor
she said, doctor i think i have crabs
the doctor said, lets take a look
he gets her up on the table...takes a look
and says
lady...those arent crabs..
that cherry is so old those are fruit flies.
Crabby Old ManMy friend sent this to me in an email and I just fell in love with it:
CRABBY OLD MAN
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ' anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old ManWhen an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St.Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this " anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? .What do you see?
What are you thinking.....when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ...not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .......with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food.......and ma
Crab Puffs1 tablespoon butter or margarine, melted
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 can (8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated crescent dinner rolls
1 egg
1/2 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing
1 can (6 oz) crabmeat, drained, flaked
3/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese (3 oz)
1/3 cup finely chopped plum (Roma) tomato (1 medium)
3 tablespoons finely chopped green onions (3 medium)
1 teaspoon red pepper sauce
DIRECTIONS
1. Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, mix melted butter and garlic powder; set aside. On lightly floured surface, unroll dough; press into 12x8-inch rectangle, firmly press perforations to seal. Cut into 2-inch squares; place on ungreased cookie sheet. Brush with butter mixture. Bake 4 to 6 minutes or until puffed.
2. Meanwhile, in medium bowl, mix egg and mayonnaise until well blended. Stir in crabmeat, cheese, tomato, onions and pepper sauce. Spoon generous tablespoon crab mixture on each square.
3. Bake 10 to 12 minutes longer or until golden brown and tops are set. Serve wa
Crabby Old Man One's Life Cycle.When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
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Crabby Old Man
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> What do you see nurses? ....... What do you see?
> What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
> A crabby old man, ....not very wise,
> Uncertain of habit .......with far
CrabsA man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
frozen crab.
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A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
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The man firmly advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out.
> >
She was annoyed by his behavior.
> >
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the
intercom to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"
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Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them
herself.
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Men never learn!
CrabsLOL Got you here didnt I!!
A man boarded an airplane in St.John's Newfoundland , with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in Toronto, ON , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Newfoundland , please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself.
Men never learn!
Crab Safety Pin JewelryMaterials Needed:
* 14 - 1 1/16 inch Safety Pins
* 1 - 2 inch Safety Pin
* Seed Beads (see picture below for colors needed)
Instructions:
Follow this pattern and the basic directions on the safety pin jewelry page to complete this project.
Each number column represents a pin; for example, your first pin will have 10 light blue beads on it. Your second pin will have 6 light blue beads, 1 red beaad, and then 3 more light blue beads. When you thread these beaded pins onto your larger pin, start with pin number 1.
CrabsWell somebody posted a Mumm about crabs, which reminds me of a story :)
I used to work in a girl's home in NYC. It was a group home for 15 girls aged 16-21 who were in the foster care system.
It was run by the Mennonite church. The two people who were in charge of it were a husband and wife, lets call them Jed and Pru. Jed was a Mennonite farm boy from Pennsylvania, and Pru was a Mennonite farm girl from upstate New York. They were the masters of the universe according to them.
Well, Jed and Pru were a little on the self-righteous side. They were well meaning, but they were a little clueless about their own arrogance. But anyway.
One day Pru came in and had an announcement to make. She had crabs. As you can imagine, this caused a bit of a stir in the house. She got them from some Mennonite visitors from a third world country that stayed in her house. I believe that, but its still funny.
I do believe this was a humbling experience for Pru. After all, she was
Crab DipCrab Dip
1/2 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing
1/2 cup sour cream
1 cup cooked crab meat or one 6 1/2 ounce can crab meat, drained,flaked, and cartilage removed
2 tablespoons finely chopped red onion or green onion
1 tablespoon fresh snipped dill or 1 teaspoon dried dill
1 teaspoon finely shredded lemon or lime peel
1 teaspoon lemon or lime juice
several dashes bottled hot pepper sauce
dash ground red pepper (optional)
assorted vegetable dippers or crackers
In a bowl combine, mayonnaise, sour cream, 2/3 cups crabmeat, onion,dill,lemon peel, lemon juice, hot pepper sauce, and, if desired, red pepper. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Transfer to serving dish; sprinkle with remaining crabmeat. Cover and chill for 2 to 24 hours, Serve with crackers.
Crab-meat Spread1 can (7 1/2 ozs.) king crab meat, drained, flaked
1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt
1/4 teaspoon lemon juice
Dash of white pepper
1/2 cup plain yogurt
Combine crab meat, horseradish, salt, lemon juice, and white pepper. Fold in yogurt. Cover; chill.
Use to spread on crackers as canapes, or use as a dip.
Yields about 1 1/4 cups.
Crab CakesCRAB CAKES
In a small saucepan cook 1/4 cup finely chopped onion in 2 tablespoons margarine or butter till tender. In a medium mixing bowl combine 3 beaten eggs, 2/3 cups cup fine dry bread crumbs, 2 teaspoons worcestershire sauce, and 1 teaspoon dry mustard. Stir in onion mixture and 2 6-ounce cans of crab meat, drained, flaked, and cartilage removed.
Using about 1/3 cup crab mixture for each, shape into 1/2-inch thick patties. Coat patties with 1/4 cups fine dry bread crumbs. In a large skillet heat1/4 cup shortening or cooking oil. Add half of the patties. Cook over medium heat about 3 minutes per side or till golden brown. Drain on paper towels. Keep warm in a 300 degree oven while frying remaining patties. Serve warm with lemonn wedges. Makes 6 servings.
Crabby Old ManCRABBY OLD MAN When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem . Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital . One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet ... Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? . . What do you see? What are you thinking . . . ... When you're looking at me? A crabby old man, . . . ... . . . Not very wise, Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. With faraway
Craberg123The tarpon is considered one of the great saltwater game fishes, not only because of the size it can reach and its accessible haunts, but because of its fighting spirit when hooked.
Key West Tarpon Fishing
"crabby's In The House."OK, so I tend to complain a lot. And one of my pet peves is lazy, selfcentered, inconsiderate morons, who refuse to pull forward when they are done at the fuel island. They go in, grab a cup of joe, a burger at the dive, or even grab a (Not so,) quick shower while everyone is trying to get fuel at the busiest time of the morning. So after the 2nd or 3rd time this happens in a row, I go off. I run in raising cain to the fuel desk girl, the guy at the gas desk, the tire guy, even the indegent hanging around to hitch a ride. Thus it happened. Crabby was born.
This happened over the next couple of months. Each time by the time I had left, I issued another sheepish apology. At this time no one person stood out as the highlight of my visits, but that night, the night it all began, SHE entered my consciencousness. She looked at me after swiping my rewards card to cover my coffee and uttered the words that penetrated my very soul. With her searching eyes, she asked me, "Why are you always so
Crack Pipe1 oz. Bacardi 151®
1 oz. Rumplemintz®
1 oz. Wild Turkey 101®
Highball Glass
Shake with ice, strain into glass
CrackpotsFrom One Crackpot to Another
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud & nbsp;of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other
Crack Whore At Wal-mart IncidentSo, I was working nights for the night that this all happened.
I was out at Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning getting myself some lunch. Got that all done and headed out towards my car in the parking lot. I head to my car and I see this chick in a black long coat next to my driver side window staring into my car. As I walked up to her I could tell that she was stumbling around like she was drunk.
So I said "Can I help you?"
She looked at me and, you could tell that she had been crying and was either drunk or completely cracked out on something, she said in this real soft drugged out voice "I locked my keys in my car."
I was like "Ok... So, where's your car?"
She just kinda stared at me pointed at my car and then said "It's this one right here."
I looked at her and said "No. Thats my car."
She just stared at me so I got my keys and went for my door. And she just screamed bloody murder "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
I backed off immediately. Thinking to my
Crack My Head And Broke My HeartI messed up again when I tried
You spend all your money and I
And, oh! By the way,
With all you did nothing has changed
So lie like a waste by the side
As everything just falls apart
'Cause everything just fell apart for me
I cracked my head and broke my
I correct my head and broke my
I cracked my head and broke my heart
And I don't feel the need to go on
I was happier singing along the way
I had things, I need to say
But now it's like a swallowed tape
That holds up my face from inside
As everything just falls apart
'Cause everything just fell apart for me
So woe is me
Oh woe is me, yeah
I cracked my head and broke my... heart
And the hell of it is what we are
We finish and wish we could start again
Our skin tears away as
Our memories fade with age
And we don't even know 'til it's gone?
But everything just fell apart
'Cause everything just falls apart for me
So woe is me
It all falls apart you see
So woe it me
It all fell apart
I cracked my he
Cracks Me UpError: the photo owners permissions do not allow you to leave a photo comment. what a fascist!
this cracks me up every time i see it anyone else find it funny
Crack One For MeYou can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have
some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has Taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam,
if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. --David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class. --Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Crackin Up!MySpace Comments Graphics
Do Crack have this reaction in anyone you know? And if so, please do your part. Get them some help!
Crack Kills.i need a belt. i have a hangover, but i don't drink. i'm sleepy, and i smell kind of bad. i'm going apartment hunting today. huzzah!
boo boo jam kitty out.
Cracks Me Up EverytimeA mother is pregnant with triplets.
There are two girls and a boy.
SHe is standing in a quik-e-mart one day, when the shop is robbed. She is shot three times in the stomach.
The doctor tells her the babies will be fine, but with some odd side effects.
13 years later, she is fixing dinner, and the oldest, a girl, walks in sobbing.
The mother says,"Sweetie, whats wrong?!"
The daughter replies,"I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!!"
the mother tells her there is no need to worry, and sends her on her way.
The next day as the mother is cooking dinner, the second oldest, a girl, walks in sobbing, "Mommy, I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!!"
The mother tells her there is no need to worry and that the same thing had happened to her sister, then sends he on her way.
The next day, the mother is preparing dinner, and her youngest, a boy, walks in sobbing. The mother is prepared for him to do this, so she says,"Honey its ok, I know tha
Crack Head Neighbors... So.. i have the male.. and my ex sitting in my living room.... going and making their dinner...
Break open the hamburger.... Dog starts flippin out...
So I'm like wtf.. I go to the door to see what the dog was flippin on.. and I realize my door is opening... Now.. anyone that I am expecting.. is already here..
I grab the dog.. and the door... and instantly without seeing who it is
"what the fuck are you doing walking into my house?"
The person walking into my house is my new neighbor... My landlord stops by a few days earlier.. and tells me that I am getting a new 23 yr old college female neighbor...
Now... I'm like.. hmmmmm.. this could be fun... and definatly interesting.... Especially if she's cute...
Well he also throws in there that she wigs... So... My opinion falls.. and I extinguish any thoughts of having anything to do with my new neighbor..
So.. the next day he brings her over.. and introduces her... Shame she wigs.. She's pretty good lo
Cracked PotThis is a good lesson in life. Enjoy
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other
CrackpotsAn elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?"
"That's because I have al
Cracker Jack HoodCracker Jack Hood was seen running across the field in his red flannel underwear. Fred Astair, the braham Bull was chasing Cracker Jack. I watched as Jack leaped the wooden fence just avoiding the horns of the brown bull.
Cracker came up on my porch and asked me if he could borrow some clothes. I asked him what happened and why was he running around in his underwear in the middle of winter?
Cracker grinned and explained he had been visiting Ms. Miller. Then Mr. Miller came back early and Cracker Jack had to make a fast getaway through the field. He escaped without Mr. Miller seeing him. But he had fergotten Fred Astair was in the field.
I gave Cracker some clothes and drove him to his shack.
Cracker Jack Hood is at least 58. And he is still chasing women.
Crackpot Friends Are The BestAn elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's
side?" "That's because I have al
Cracked Dreamive never known what to do
livin my life has been somethin i go thru
wondering what it means
and why it seems
things get torn in two
i sit and talk to myself
looking at the cracks in my skin
that show whats within
ive been lookin for you in my dreams
each night it gets harder it seems
to see your face
its true sometimes time can erase
even still it remains
blood from my skin crashes again
filling my world
darkness is my friend
ill bet you think you can see
what it is thats been goin on with me
i think your blind
until the end of time
ill be trapped in here in this world thats so unkind
broke in two
never to see
Cracked Any Huge Anagrams Lately?http://www.ninwiki.com/Year_Zero_Research/Solid_Leads
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"Reznor has given god this venue"
I know the code isn't complete- but maybe they missed a step, maybe something wasn't there, or by god maybe someone just forgot how to spell Venue.
I don't care LOOK!!! LOOK !!! LOOK!!!
Or
"God has given Reznor this venue."
Its there and the Anagrams are everywhere!
THIS IS IT!
(btw I am REALLY far down the rabbit hole after this long)
Crack WhoresThis blog has nothing to do with crack whores. I just like the way that looks as a title.
OF course, now that you know it's not about crack whores, you're all likely to leave at this point.
Well go on. Who needs you? Stinky, ungrateful, crack-whore-loving dinks.
The Cracked PotThe Cracked Pot
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman sm! iled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the oth
Crackpot!Chinese wisdom
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends
of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect
and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the
cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on dail y, with the woman bringing
home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course , the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and
miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to
do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it
spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of
myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all
the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there
Cracked Not BrokenCracked Not Broken
She's still kinda beautiful... If you can look past the shell...
Of the residue of spoons and syringes, it's hell...
For a lonely single mother far gone from her family... And her sanity...
That once reigned supreme above her vanity...
How can it be that one from the epitome of normality...
Can become a carbon copy of the masses of addiction...
Moved past the glass... Stepped through the smoke into reality...
Of injecting shrinking veins with doses of toxic fantasy...
There has to be the possibility of recovery...
But many failed attempts have born contempt from humanity...
The sober see a weak minded individual with a dependency...
On chemicals cut with common household commodities...
To seek a spiritual bond with a fallacy that was created...
When one has lost touch with their savior...
But the addict swears to God no one can save her...
From the demon that inhabits the phallic shaped utinsel...
That sends the sewage spewing through her tissue wh
Crack In The WindshieldSo, you're out for a nice afternoon drive with the family, when all of a sudden....................
I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!
I swerved right, and then left,
and it was still right there!!
THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!!!
There just ain't NO words for this!
The Cracked PotAn elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried
across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full
portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half
full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots
of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only
do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the
stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back
to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not
on the other pot's side?"
"That
Crack Is Wackheres a video of my neighbor buying some crack...enjoy
Crack The Myspace CodeRE: Crack The MySpace Code And Start Making Money!
Are you addicted to MySpace?
I've been accused of being an addict by some of my friends. I have to admit it,
MySpace is very entertaining.
My name is J. C. and I'm a MySpace user... but I'm also an Internet Marketer.
MySpace recently revealed that they have over 100,000,000 users.
Yes, that's 100 MILLION!
When I heard this, my marketing brain starting to think...
"Hmmm... there must be a way to turn 100 Millions MySpace users into some cash."
Of course the first thought that came to my mind was that I could promote affiliate
products on MySpace. It would work, however many people have been there and done
that.
I wanted to be a rebel... I wanted to create something brand new and totally original!
The purpose of this free report is to open your eyes to the money making potential on
MySpace and give you the information you need to get started right away.
I wanted to make sure that I'm givi
Crack Goes The WeaselThe sound of a heart breaking
Current mood: drained
Category: Blogging
Oddly enough, it is not a ripping sound, it is not a tearing sound, it is a sob.
First, well, not really first, but I have finally confirmed what I always knew, my ex wife admitted to having several affairs while we were married and while I was deployed. She asked forgiveness, which I gave because I felt more sorry for her than anything else. No, that was not the cause of my heart breaking. Old girlfriend has a new boyfriend, who will likely marry her and they will be happy.
I heard it then. At first, I didn't recognize the sound or where it was coming from until I realized it was me. How strangely disconnected one can be. Sure, it is not the starving of Sudan or the death rattle of a soldier, it was just me crying. Something that I haven't done since my grandfather passed in 92. I don't care if you are reading this saying what a woose. Fuck you if you are.
These last few days have been brut
CrackpotAn elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of
a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and
always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the
cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home
only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and
miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke
to the woman one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my s ide causes water
to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your
side of the path, but not on
The Cracked PotAn elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
B ut the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?"
"That's beca
CrackheadDon't think the police help?
The next time you're in trouble,
Try calling a crackhead.
Cracki showed my friend this site and now she wont get off, lol
Crack CocaneTropane Alkaloids: Contain a methylated nitrogen atom (N-CH3). See tropane alkaloid structure. Some of the most potent tropane alkaloids are atropine, hyoscyamine and scopolamine. These alkaloids affect the central nervous system, including nerve cells of the brain and spinal cord which control many direct body functions and the behavior of men and women. They may also affect the autonomic nervous system, which includes the regulation of internal organs, heartbeat, circulation and breathing. One autonomic response of atropine is the dilation of pupils, once considered to be a beautiful and mysterious look in Italian women. In fact, belladonna means "beautiful lady," so named because sap from the closely related belladonna plant (Atropa belladonna) was used as eye drops to dilate the pupils. Tropane alkaloids are found in many other poisonous plants of the nightshade family (Solanaceae), including henbane (Hyoscyamus niger), pituri (Duboisia hopwoodii), deadly datura (Datura & Brugmansi
~ Cracked~my hard shell has cracks and there starting to let things seep through .. my weakness is glowing like the lights of the ships at night off the shores ... I am showing things about me i never should show never should share .. pushing away the people that seem to care drawing in the nothingess that surrounds me .. the fillers .. the faceless conversations that i can nod to and sip my drink .. my mind keeps wandering to his face to his voice .. drinks more swallows his pain .. I close my eyes again .. thinking of anything but him even if thats pain .. i see his fake smiles his fake happiness .. the way he puts on the face everyone wants to see... his lack of depth or caring for the tragic end hes just seen .. the lethal injection of his words seem to go in peacefully .. i wonder if when hes alone in the dark he feels an ache .. a torture knone else can see... or is this pain all my own .. is this cycle destine to repeate .. the lies the games the pain the hurt the tears ... My lovless sel
~ Crack Smoking Dr Suess Readign Lethargy ~Because there was nothing better to do at 4am .. and the bookstore was closed ..I was out of ambien and the bar was closed...well you fuckin asked bitches! So to be one of the myspace girls I exploit .. you know the 21 year old let me ride you harder daddy types with lil dogs and tank tops that say sugar on them .. I am going to indulge you all with my ability to have 1 brain cell..... enjoy.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Hmmm at this moment ... some perfect guy in Florida, other then that dead realitives always rock
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yeah, i totally return it, hard. hahahahah I love you G
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
me fuck that I am anti social .. ok ok everyone stop choking on yer beer now. I am shy ... hahahahahaah
4. Do you take compliments well?
Not at all. Im super suspicious. Yer all abunch of lying fags
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I play sucku, and suckhe
Cracked Chocolate Earth With Whipped Cream (flourless Chocolate Cake)1 lb bittersweet chocolate, chopped
1 stick unsalted butter
9 large eggs, separated
3/4 cup granulated sugar, plus 1 tablespoon
2 cups heavy cream, cold
Confectioners' sugar, for dusting
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Butter a 9-inch springform pan.
Put the chocolate and butter into the top of a double boiler (or in a heatproof bowl) and heat over (but not touching) about 1 inch of simmering water until melted. Meanwhile, whisk the egg yolks with the sugar in a mixing bowl until light yellow in color. Whisk a little of the chocolate mixture into the egg yolk mixture to temper the eggs - this will keep the eggs from scrambling from the heat of the chocolate; then whisk in the rest of the chocolate mixture.
Beat the egg whites in a mixing bowl until stiff peaks form and fold into the chocolate mixture. Pour into the prepared pan (spray the bottom with nonstick spray) and bake until the cake is set, the top starts to crack, and a toothpick inserted into the cake co
Crack Is Whack!!!!http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html
Check out 2 crackheads fucking while smoking crack in the middle or an alley during the day.
Crackheadshttp://hotfudgedetroit.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=22389#22389
Pics of 2 homeless people strange.
Cracked Hearts...Everytime a heart cracks...somewhere, something beautiful is being born.
Cracks In A Stone Wallmy new year resolution for the year of 2008 is a very complicated one. I decided that I was going to steer clear of any relationships including just plain fuck buddies. I was totally proud of myself for making this decision but here i am not even a week into the new year and i'm already doubting myself. I don't know what to do being single is something i'm used to but why is this so difficult? it should be easy if i'm so used to it right? well its not. if its this hard after not even a week what is the rest of the year going to be like?
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Crack!!!Crack Kills, Coke Sells!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cracks Of NightIn deepest night we fall asleep,
And dream away in midnight’s keep.
With starry blankets wrapped up tight,
Our peaceful slumber turns to flight.
We glide above the moonlit ground,
Without a single blink or sound.
Our fabled flights move out and in,
Between the scars in midnight’s skin.
To these cracks of night,
To these stars in sight,
Our dreams are ever bound,
With darkness so profound.
Cracked PotAn elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.
The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have alw
Cracka'sMy fellow white people.
Recently I had the unfortunate luck to be stuck in
RHU (Hole) at the prison. Working in the hole over
the years I have learned to ignore most of the
bullshit that spews forth from the top notch of
society's rejects, but today's conversation just got
on my nerves. One particular inmate just kept
screaming at the top of his lungs about all the
"niggers" in this jail. I thought it was strange
considering he is black. I asked him why he would
call his Friends "niggers" He corrected me and said
that he was referring to his "nigga's" not "niggers"
"Nigga" apparently is a term of friendship unlike
"nigger" well we all know what that implies. He
gladly explained the difference to me and then told me
to go fuck my white cracker ass.
This conversation has stuck with me and I have
realized that as white men we to have been improperly
labeling individuals. No that doesn't mean we can use
the term Nigga, or nigger for that manner. But I
reali
Crack HeadI woke up about 20 min ago from a fucked up dream that I could totally see happening...
There is this chick at work who we all think is coked up because of the way she acts and the stupid off the wall comments she makes.
I am a pretty firm believer in dreams of all kinds having some sort of meaning to them.
In my dream, this chick did two lines of crack right in front of several coworkers and myself and as she was getting ready to do the third one I brushed it all away. She went into a spazz attack and was going around trying to get her two midget suppliers to kick my ass... They were doing this crazy street break dancing style fighting which was cool to watch but I basically had to hold my hand to their heads to hold them at bay. They couldn't punch me cause their arms were just too short.
I then heard this piercing whistle and knew it was time to go home. Grabbed my bag and took off. I look back and these two ninja midgets or whatever are running after me but can't kee
Crack WhoresThis crackwhore that mysteriously stays at the hotel I work at brought her lil crack whore baby with her and was showin off to everyone around. Except that I wasn't impressed. Is there a reason why I should be fascinated with her spawn that crawled out of her infested vagina to contaminate the world with those genes once again? Puhleeze, not impressed. She was in my face with that baby, and I just ignored her til she gave me an eye and left. pppfts
Crackedhmmm i sit and think with a silly grin wondering what type nut i am again cant be a pecan they don't like to dance and a Hazelnut hasn't a chance thought of a Macadamian its to royal for me not a Nigerian there far from free could i be a walnut so big and strong? nah that one too is wrong getting tired cant seem to see just what type of nut i may be how about a peanut well its kinda of small and the Chestnuts haven't quite my gall coconuts are to big almonds to small can't seem to find my type at all.....wait a thought i think i see i know what type of nut i be i finally figured out what i have lacked the nut i am is CRACKED
Crack Whore?WARNING TO ALL FUBARIANS
BE AWARE OF THIS GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
ROBERT RUSSELL aka 'SLADE~THE ORIGINAL COWBOY FROM HELL~CREATOR OF THE SCOOTER BAR ~'
IF YOU DON’T AGREE WITH HIS RULES HE PLAYS CHILDISH GAMES
THE PICTURE ABOVE IS PROOF OF HOW CHILDISH HE REALLY IS !!!
MR RUSSELL GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOUR GOING TO PLAY CHILDISH GAMES THEN GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN OR MY SPACE THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A ADULT SITE
CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT DON’T YOU THINK A LOUNGE CREATOR SHOULD ACT MORE ADULT THAT THIS
I SUGGEST TO BLOCK HIM FROM YOUR PAGE BEFORE HE GETS CHILDISH ON YOUR PAGE TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crackhead MotelSo last Monday night me, my two sisters, and my friends, Hollie and Manda, all went to stay at my uncles house. We didn't make it because there was wreck blocking all the lanes on I-5. So we got off the highway and went to look for a motel to stay in for the night. The first exit we got off of we couldn't find one to stay in, so we got back on the highway and got off at Rosa Parks Way. BAD IDEA!! We stopped at the first motel we came to. It's called Super Value Inn, or as we like to call it Crackhead Motel. As our friend was getting the room we waited in the car, there was this girl who kept walking back and forth in front of our car as we sat there, everytime she walked by she would look at us and give us this really creepy smile, not fun. So we all get in the room (one double bed) and I decide I will be sleeping in my clothes, plus shoes, because it is so nasty. There were blood stains on the floor, and cum stains on the floor, chair, and bed. so we take the top blanket off
A Crack-up Of Monkey BusinessThis is the contents I came to work with on 1 of my web page design course and thought it too funny while coding ==========>
Markers and Monkeys Monkeys can try to hide is the sneakiest of the places. Be sure to keep monkeys away from markers. The smell and color attracts them to create endeavors.
Postal Monkeys Monkeys cant work for the postal service. Do not let your monkey mail himself to Australia without proper postage. When talking to your monkey explain the need to use stamps.
Electric Monkey Monkeys will try to convince you that they can fix the wiring of your house. Keep monkey away from phillips head screw drivers and other handy tools. Monkeys may try to touch you when fixing the wiring. Do not touch the monkey. Monkeys conduct electricity and can result in your death.
Exercise your Monkey Monkeys need proper exercise and enjoy fun amusement rides. If you cannot afford a trip to Six Flags, look around the house to improvise. Some common household items can be customi
Crackheads,methtards,and The Joys Of Dealing With Them.There are days where I almost miss dealing with religious zealots for roomates.
Even though those 2 drove me fucking nuts,they pale in comparison to living with a fucking meth junkie.This new roomie of mine has stolen all my dvd's and ps2 games just so he can get his fix.
These are the type of people that should be culled from the genepool.
After Mr Methhead denied stealing my junk,even after I found the pawn tickets,I decided to take a walk before you'd see my ugly mug on America's Most Wanted.
I met a girl named Heather Manning,who was totally stoned out of her mind.We pretty much walked around downtown Reno until 6am just bullshitting about everything from snakes to the current state of the world.I thought she was kind of sweet in some fucked up way that I have yet to figure out.Nothing intimate happened because I have severe issues with druggies.Im no saint or anything either but drugs are something I grew out of.Its kind of sad that most of my friends left here in Reno
Crackin UpHi An Addict Name CARLTON
I am at it again, still an addict, just not addicted 2 the substance today, but I still carry the disease which many of us do, but don’t even have clue what it is that fucked with us and demand we use even when we don’t want 2. I myself learned how 2 deal with it, pray, go 2 meetings and don’t pick up. Plus, I stop hanging with them mutha fuckas, who English and comprehension haven’t yet caught up with grade schoolers. Cuz, if them bitches can’t understand what the fuck I’m sayin when I say no, I don’t want 2 violate one of the principals or traditions and bang them in the mouth and go 2 jail in recovery, so avoid them bitches. Stop eatin where u shit, it is unhealthy no matter how much u doctorer it up.
My drama started back when I was just coming into the existence with high school. I was runnin with a mad house of gangstas, not like no Al Capone or Scarface, but some real gangbangin mutha fuckas, I should know they tried 2 kill me eventually and I wa
Cracker Is In So Much Trouble For This!Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I hate chain crap like this "tag you're it" blog.
(it's mildly annoying to force me to think about myself)
2. No matter if I am logged in or not my computer must be online at all times. I have been able to have the monitor shut off...but unless the power is out the computer is on 24/7.
3. I fall in and out of infatuation as often as I read a new book. For those of you that don't know how often I read...it's roughly between 5-18 books a month.
4. I drool on myself, my pillows, my bed, wherever I pass out. I snore very loudly too!
5. I love to spoon with my back against his stomach I don't like it the other way
The CracksI see the cracks on my wall,
They grow as I sit in my room,
But they are never covered up,
They only pour out the gloom.
They show all the pain inside,
And all the lies and rejection,
There's no cement to fill them up,
So I'll never meet true perfection.
Why does this happen to me?
My world is shattering apart,
Right in front of your eyes,
So can't you see my broken heart?
Soon anyone can see through,
Don't let them hurt me,
Don't let them see my defects,
Why can't they just let me be?
The cracks spread around my misery,
Nothing can stop them now,
Never touch their hollowness,
Or to Misery you'll surely bow.
I see the cracks on my wall,
They grow as I sit in my room,
But they are never covered up,
They only pour out the gloom.
Crackpot FriendsThought for the day!
I love this - I hope you do to.
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a
pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and
always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot
arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only
one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own
imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been
made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the
woman one day by the stream.
'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak
out all the way back to
your house.'
The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are
flowers o
Crack/cocaincrack (rocks, stones, freebase cocaine) Crack is made from cocaine, baking soda and water. Usually smoked through a water pipe (sometimes in cigarettes or joints), it produces a rapid, ultra-intense high which lasts for about 2 minutes, followed by a pleasurable buzz which usually lasts around 20 minutes before a long low or crash. Because the hit is so strong, some people get hooked on the sensation and end up blowing all their cash trying to repeat the high, or overdosing. Crack has increased in popularity hugely in recent years, with both clubbers and professionals regularly taking the drug (figures from the Home Office's British Crime Survey reveal that one in 30 British men aged between 19 and 24 has used crack - twice as many as in 1996 and four times as many as in 1993). Despite media claims to the contrary, addiction is very rarely instant. Street prices vary wildly, but a rock of smokable cocaine can cost £10 - £20, with smaller 'clubbing rocks' - usually half the pric
Cracker FactsInstructions......Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.1. I've been told I'm an angry eater. One friend said I look like I am actually KILLING my food and another said he'd rather be waterboarded than watch me eat.2. I have soft flat soles on my feet cause I never go barefoot; my Indian buddy gave me an Indian name "Walks Carefully On Gravel" cause of the way I purposely and slowly take each specific step, while wincing in pain.3. I can accurately measure 1 tsp in the palm of my hand, which I do constantly when fixing my coffee at work.4. I talk to and curse at inanimate objects all the time. If I drop a tool I will have called it a useless fucking cunt before it even hits the floor.5. I c
Crack And Cocaine: The Deadly RiskOther names used: big C, coke, blow, nose candy, flake, white, lady.
Once these stimulants are used in any form the dangerous game begins. Derived from the leaf of the coca plant, cocaine is processed into a white powder and passed along to street dealers and users. Initially, the powder form sometimes called coke, blow or C gained wide usage as an inhalant.
It was sometimes liquefied for injection into the blood stream. Then later, a process was employed to convert the powder into a solid substance that could be smoked. "Crack" is the name given to the product because of the "cracking" noise that results when used.
Using cocaine in any form can be a deadly business and even a first time user can suffer heart attack, stroke or respiratory failure. In all cases blood pressure is increased, heart beat rises, and both breathing rate and body temperature are effected.
Regardless of how cocaine is processed or used it is highly addictive. Smoking and vapor inhaling of cocaine i
Cracking The Ranking GameA crawler based search engine searches literally thousands of pages and finds hundreds of matches to the search terms but only a few results are displayed on the first page or get a good ranking--- the reason is practical as well as informed SEO practices. So here are a few tips on cracking the ranking game………..
Keep away from spamming techniques: All major search engines penalize sites that try to "spam". Techniques "stacking" or "stuffing" words on a page can easily get you black listed or barred. In stacking process a word is repeated many times in a row with the color of the text to be the same as the background color of the page. Since search engines are smart, they compare the background color of the page to the text color and detect bulk keywords used to mislead end result your site is out.
Minimum Meta refresh: A number of search engines refuse to index a page with a high Meta refresh rate so try using it less often. Some site create target pages that aut
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Crackdown 2 Review
by Daniel Share-Strom
For the more discerning orb hunter.
Sometimes, it’s hard to straddle the line between being a game critic and being a gamer. You want to go off the beaten path and see every little thing, and yet you must also get through the core of the game in a timely fashion. Case in point: Crackdown 2. The gamer in me wants to scavenge every agility orb, get a Gold on every rooftop race, and climb to the top of the leaderboards online, while the rev
CrackedOut in the woods I cracked Against the ground my head had smacked So logical reasoning, I found I lacked Only aware of the wrong choice I backed Crazed and insane I listened for the far off profane Trying to find an imaginary lane Bloody and torn I nearly could have sworn I could touch the coming morn And caught my hand on a waiting thorn Nearly dying I couldn't stop spying The trees, for my clothes and skin they were trying Until in the end, on the floor I was lying My blood from my body started shying Then, all of a sudden, just like that... I wasn't dying.
Cracked Shelli do a pretty good job of convincing the world that i'm doing good, that things are fine...all peachy in the world of lu. thing is, i'm tired of pretending. shit sucks. but i don't want to talk to anyone about it. wanna know why, cuz i'm just gonna hear the same old shit. "you'll be fine." "things will get better." "stay positive." "look at the bright side." "things can only go up from here."
bullFUCKINGshit. i have to dig through all the crap that i'm knee deep in just to find that once i get through it...there's more shit waiting for me. yeah this is life. thanks, i'm well aware. but don't ask me how i'm doing when you can't handle what i have to tell you. most of you would just get uncomfortable and probably silent once i broke it all down. so why bother, why make you uncomfortable, why unload all of my shit onto you? its selfish to do that to people. i can take care of myself.
however, there is one person that i unload all this shit on and to them, Thank you. Thank you for liste
CrackMe: Crack Kills .. js
Friend: especially for plumbers
roflmao
Cracked..... Not Shattered.......So, today I ponder over the thoughts of the blessings that I have had in life, the blessings that I HAVE in life. My eyes have changed.. or is it my heart? I see the world through your eyes now. The words and the moments were so much and so special that even if they were cut short I would never have changed them living within my life. I never saw you as a regret, not one moment of time, not one breath, not one word.
My eyes have changed, or maybe my soul... a small peice of you stayed with me and you dont even know. I carry it around and I remember you often. I remember how when I saw you your eyes would smile, the things you shared with me, the things we planned together. I know that now there is a invisable wall, a veil that separates us and you might not remember. I would gladly remind you of every moment, every laugh or every thought, everything we did together. I would happily bring you back... I'd guide you to our life I'd give you mine.. but G-d will hold for this time until
A Cracking MassageI thought this too good to forget. Today following a nice time sitting by the pool it rained again. Here we are in sunny, er sometimes sunny, Sri Lanka where it should not really be as wet but with climate change you cannot guarantee any sort of patterned weather. It was getting late and the outlook across the sea did not bode well for any further sunning sessions. Therefore we walked back to the room and decided to go for a massage when the rains had eased off. I had to find my old bikini bottoms that I wear during a massage as oils can stain for good when they are Ayervedic. That was sad, I washed them the previous day after a very bad Rub Over With An Oily Rag type massage which ended up a real oil slick. As the room is so damp they had not dried, in fact they had gathered moisture, so the Man who has a limp now offered me a clean pair of his. Im not proud and only the young masseur would see them so put them on. After ten minutes the rains eased and we left the cold, damp ro
Cracked Feet?
*** Amazing!!! *** Grind a handful of rice until u get a fine but coarse flour. Add a few spoons of raw honey to the mixture along with enough apple cider vinegar to obtain a thick paste. If the cracks are very deep, add a spoon of olive oil. Soak feet for 20 minutes & gently massage with this paste.
rice- grind to a flour form
apple cider vingar- add few fulls spoons
raw honey- few spoons fulls
If deep cracks
spoon full olive oil
Cradle Of Fifth.....nyphetamine..(awesome Song)6. Nymphetamine (Overdose)
Evanescent like the scent of decay
I was fading from the race
When in despair, my darkest days
Ran amok and forged her face
From the fairest of handmaidens to
A slick perverted wraith
Nymphetamine
Heaving midst narcissus
On a maledict blanket of stars
She was all three wishes
Sex, sex, sex
A lover hung on her death row
I was hooked on her disease
Highly strung like Cupid's bow
Whose arrows hungered meat
And the blinding flare of passion
In the shade of narrow streets
Where their poison never rationed
All the tips they left in me
Two tracks
Bric-a-brac
Something passed between us
Like a bad crack
Upward-lit
I'd met another kind
Of rat
In fact
With every rome inside me
Licked and ransacked
She haunted at the corners of my mind
In black
Cataracts
Wouldn't whitewash away
Her filthy smoke stack
She burnt me like a furnace
For my future suicide
Lead to the river
Midsummer, I waved
A 'V'' of black swans
On with
Cradle Of Freaking Filth!!!!Ok so this space was reserved for another rant but I just received some of the best news musically that I think I've ever gotten. Cradle of Filth is embarking on a US tour in the first few months of 2007 hitting Detroit Feb 2nd. No big deal there HOWEVER I was just informed by the VP of the online music site that I write for that I have been granted a SIT DOWN INTERVIEW with Dani Filth a few hours before the show. Stay tuned cradle fans if you are lucky some of you might get to see it before it even gets posted.
Cradle Of Filth-cthulhu DawnSpatter the stars
Douse their luminosity
With our amniotic retch
Promulgating the birth
Of another Hell on Earth
Shadows gather poisoned henna for the flesh
A necrotic cattle brand
The hissing downfall pentagram
Carven deep upon the church doors of the damned
But no Passover is planned
A great renewal growls at hand
And only when they're running
Will they come to understand...
So ends the pitiful reign of Man
When the moon exhales
Behind a veil
Of widowhood and clouds
On a Biblical scale
We raise the stakes
To silhouette the impaled
Crowds...
Within this kissed disembowel arena
A broken seal on an ancient curse
Unleashes beasts from the seismic breach
With lightning reach and genocidal thirst
Mountains of archaos theories
In collision as at planetary dawn
Apocalypse's razorbacks
Beat wings on glass as thunder cracks
Unfurled across a world hurled to the black
Cthulhu dawn
Shatter the glass house
Wherein spirits breathe out
Halitosis of the sou
Cradle Of FilthI went to see CRADLE OF FUCKING FILTH last night, my all time favorite band!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got so messed up in the mosh pits too. Im so bruised up it's not even funny, ok actually it kinda really is. I got to meet the band and have a picture taken with them. I started the very first pit at the venue when the first band took the stage. At first most were reluctant to join in but I got a few. When the second band Incite came on though it was a whole new ball game. It was insane. 3 Inches of Blood followed them, but they suck so thats all I have to say about that. Then a band that was completely out of place. 69eyes. They're a slow goth band, I really don't like them even the mosh pit stopped and we all just kinda stared at them. All the chicks went crazy though. The best though was COF. Thats when I really got messed up. I ended up getting into a fist fight in the middle of a pit. The guy was being a jerk and I wasn't the only one who was after him I was just to first to get to him. Any
Cradle Of Filth Afterparty In Nycso before I get into posting any pics of my weekend in NJ/NYC I wanted to post about the "private" Cradle of Filth afterparty at Snitch in NYC... but as im half-3/4 drunk I wanted to post it now before I forgot...and before I get into detials... I find it amusing that the drunken crew of Dani Filth, Charles and the new drummer from Cradle, were hanging with Joey from Slipknot and one of the 3 Inches of Blood crew IN THE GUYS BATHROOM as I was taking a piss... I thought only girls hung out in the bathroom hahahah...on top of that Sarah from Cradle peeks her head in the guys bathroom and says "hey you bastards we have a bus call.... wait this scares me as I KNOW ALL OF YOU..." which just made me laugh... but past that bizzaro moment... I was suprised that I walked from the bar to my hotel (14 blocks up side streets) heres how things went from my pov...after using the jacuzzi/bath in my room I pass out for a bit and text Myk (ex-bluegrape) and see what he's doing as I was drinking with h
Cradle Of Filth- TemptationThe one song I like by them. With Dirty Harry. :)
12. Temptation
[Heaven 17 cover]
I've never been closer
I've tried to understand
That certain feeling
Carved by another's hand
But it's too late to hesitate
We can't keep on living like this
Leave no track
Don't look back
All I desire
Temptation
Keep climbing higher and higher
Temptation
Adorable creatures
Temptation
With unacceptable features
Temptation
Trouble is coming
Temptation
It's just the high cost of loving
Temptation
You can take it or leave it
Temptation
But you'd better believe it
You've got to make me an offer
That cannot be ignored
So let's head for home now
Everything I have is yours
Step by step and day by day
Every second counts I can't break away
Leave no trace
Hide your face
All I desire
Temptation
Keep climbing higher and higher
Temptation
You can take it or leave it
Temptation
But you'd better believe it
Step by step
Day by day
Every second counts
Cradle My Heart And Sing The Night Away,Cradle my heart and sing the night away,
Cast my soul into your oblivion,
Let me malinger with your creation,
To make fast this chiding torment astray.
Amidst your dire visages the light sways,
Take heed and bid midnight’s revelation,
To suppose a wayward situation,
Denying all venerable allays.
But to renounce your soft saturation,
That has heralded my heart to parley,
To blink and miss your eyes’ validation,
That has brought my heart heavenly foreplay.
To pause and not hear your intonation,
This cries much too much torture, I must lay.
Cradle Of Filth-no Time To CryIt's just a feeling
I get sometimes
A feeling
Sometimes
And I get frightened
Just like you
I get frightened too
but it's...
(no no no) No time for heartache
(no no no) No time to run and hide
(no no no) No time for breaking down
(no no no) No time to cry
Sometimes in the world as is you've
Got to shake the hand that feeds you
It's just like Adam says
It's not so hard to understand
It's just like always coming down on
Just like Jesus never came and
What did you expect to find
It's just like always here again it's...
(no no no) No time for heartache
(no no no) No time to run and hide
(no no no) No time for breaking down
(no no no) No time to cry
Everything will be alright
Everything will turn out fine
Some nights I still can't sleep
And the voices pass with time
And I keep
[repeat]
No time for tears
No time to run and hide
No time to be afraid of fear
I keep no time to cry
(no no no) No time for heartache
(no no no) No time to run and hide
Cradle MeIt's with a broken heart I come to you
and set my troubles at your feet
Wanting you to pick them up
and cradle them within your palm
Holding them tightly and molding them
molding them into something new
Into some beautiful tear drop
that will simply fall and evaporate to nothing
It's with these tender hands,
stained and calloused from crawling,
crawling through the prickly bushes of life
that I set myself before you and emerge
emerge from this strong little girl
who knew everything
to this bleeding, crying, needing woman
alone and afraid of tomorrow
Where do I hang my coat at
when I'm ready to go to bed
When the day has got me weary and tired
When the letters I write all come back to me,
return to sender stamped on the front
Am I really just talking to water
when I say I love you
watching the words hit and ripple away
forever
It's with a lonely smile
used and ripped apart to their fancy
that my eyes gaze up to you
from this cold puddle of failure
in d
Cradled In Your ArmsCradled In Your Arms
by BlueWolf ©
Cradled in your arms
Held close to your heart
This dance will never end
Once you let it start
Step away with me
Follow where I go
Our loves takes us to places
That only we can know
Lost within a dream
we drift away in peace
passionate souls united
our hearts feels its release
this dance is never over
in your arms eternally
we hold each other closely
our spirits are set free
love may sometimes stumble
but ours will never fall
for what we feel within
is the greatest love of all
I hear the music play
Lost in its melody
We dance through out the night
Together you and me
When I hold on to your heart
And you nuzzle close to me
Holding each other together
That’s the way its meant to be
For as long as I shall live
My hands reach out to touch
As we share the love we give
And we give so very much
As we dance in to the night
And the night time fades away
I will be cradled in your arms
To stay........................
Cradle Of Filth-nymphetamineLead to the river
Midsummer, I waved
A 'V' of black swans
On with hope to the grave
All through Red September
With skies fire-paved
I begged you appear
Like a thorn for the holy ones
Cold was my soul
Untold was the pain
I faced when you left me
A rose in the rain
So I swore to thy razor
That never, enchained
Would your dark nails of faith
Be pushed through my veins again
Bared on your tomb
I am a prayer for your loneliness
And would you ever soon
Come above unto me?
For once upon a time
From the binds of your lowliness
I could always find
The right slot for your sacred key
Six feet deep is the incision
In my heart, that barless prison
Discolours all with tunnel vision
Sunsetter
Nymphetamine
Sick and weak from my condition
This lust, a vampyric addiction
To her alone in full submission
None better
Nymphetamine
Nymphetamine, nymphetamine
Nymphetamine girl
Nymphetamine, nymphetamine
My nymphetamine girl
Wracked with your charm
I am circled
Cradle Of Filth - NymphetamineLaid to the river
Midsummer, I waved
A V of black swans
On with hope to the grave
And though Red September
With skies fire-paved
I begged you appear
Like a thorn for the holy ones
Cold was my soul
Untold was the pain
I faced when you left me
A rose in the rain....
So I swore to the razor
That never, enchained
Would your dark nails of faith
Be pushed through my veins again
Bared on your tomb
I'm a prayer for your loneliness
And would you ever soon
Come above onto me?
For once upon a time
On the binds of your loneliness
I could always find the slot for your sacred key
Six feet deep is the incision
In my heart, that barless prison
Discoulours all with tunnel vision
Sunsetter
Nymphetamine
Sick and weak from my condition
This lust, this vampyric addiction
To Her alone in full submission
None better...
Nymphetamine
Wicked with your charm
I am circled like prey
Back in the forest
Were whispers persuade
More sugar trails
More white lady laid
Tha
CradledThe sting no longer sings within my flesh. I lay and lie and embrace the fates. The dark, the chill, like a blanket, surrounds and penetrates as anguish and angst give way to crimson slumber. My mind, calming. My heart, slowing. My soul, giggles as rivulettes drip my sanguine sins away. Found I am within ebony pitch, cradled and cold, dreaming of darkest delights, as life sails on and my soul smiles its rejoicing of deaths comforting embrace.
L8r, T
Cradle"Cradle"
Breathe...
Push...
...I lost you, you were my god thought what do I do now
you were never there for me never there to carry me,
26 years looking back that time is gone it was you I believed in look
what you've done to me realize what you've done to
Me
I can't bleed,
I can't bleed,
I wanna break for the life that walked away from me
I can't see going on in this darkness I'm blind beneath my cradle the
bough has broke, I exorcise my loss your lie the punishment
It takes time to try to mend the wounds of all the suffering,
What do I do now all I'm asking from you please send me a sign to
guide me through the times that lie in front of me I'll get by
myself
Look at me now, a piece of shit like you.
Look at me now, you left me so fuck you.
Everybody leaves me, everybody's gone.
Watch my father leave me, there's nobody left.
Feels like I've never been loved.
Everybody leaves me, never gave a shit about me.
Everybody's gone, I'll rot in my head al
Cradle Of Filth - Absinthe With Faust LyricsCradle Of Filth - Absinthe With Faust lyrics
Pour the emerald wine
Into crystal glasses
We will touch the divine
Through kissed catharsis
Let us pitch to the seven-year itch
Of the ultra-decadent
To a tainted world and the painted girls
That our fantasies spent
Tripping through boudoirs laced with opium themes
Sipping the bizarre, tasting copious dreams
A toast to those most sacrilegious of days
Where for every whim won
One soon repays
We touched the stars
That now laugh from afar
At we, the damned
The damned
The damned
The damned
We have spent our time
Drenched in opulent splendour
But when midnight chimes
Will gilded souls surrender?
Let us drink on the giddying brink
Of pools of excrement
All manner of shit for the glamour and glitz
Mephistopheles lent
I remember the night as if it were engraved
A bright marble bridge stretched across dark waves
To the shore from the moon and by her grace
Came that eru
Cradle SongCRADLE SONG
by: William Blake (1757-1827)
SLEEP, sleep, beauty bright,
Dreaming in the joys of night;
Sleep, sleep; in thy sleep
Little sorrows sit and weep.
Sweet babe, in thy face
Soft desires I can trace,
Secret joys and secret smiles,
Little pretty infant wiles.
As thy softest limbs I feel,
Smiles as of the morning steal
O'er thy cheek, and o'er thy breast
Where thy little heart doth rest.
O the cunning wiles that creep
In thy little heart asleep!
When thy little heart doth wake,
Then the dreadful night shall break.
Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine (jezebel Deva Fix)Led to the river
Midsummer I wave
A "V" of black swans
On with hope to the grave
And through Red September
With skies fire-paved
I begged you appear
Like a thorn for the holy ones
Cold was my soul
Untold was the pain
I faced, when you left me
A rose in the rain...
So I swore to the razor
That never, enchained
Would your dark nails of faith
Be pushed through my veins again
Bared on your tomb
I'm a prayer for your loneliness
And would you ever soon
Come above unto me?
For once upon a time
From the binds of your lowliness
I could always find
The right slot for your sacred key
Six feet deep is the incision
In my heart that barless prison
Discolours all with tunnel vision
Sunsetter...
Nymphetamine
Sick and weak from my condition
This lust, this vampiric addiction
To her alone in full submission
None better...
Nymphetamine
Nymphetamine, nymphetamine
Nymphetamine girl
Nymphetamine, nymphetamine
My nymphetamine girl
Wracked with your charm
I'm c
Cradle Of FilthCradle of Filth
The Music Box at the Fonda
Hollywood, CA
Wed, Feb 11, 2009 07:00 PM
Dont forget to find me to receive your free concert swag!!!!
Cradle Of FilthI'm seeing a Cradle of Filth concert in a while. So excited!!! Been a while since I've been to a concert.... can't wait!!
Cradled In Your ArmsCradled in your arms,
held close to your heart,
this dance will never end,
once you let it start.
Step away with me,
follow where I go,
our loves takes us to places,
that only we can know.
Lost within a dream,
we drift away in peace,
passionate souls united,
our hearts feels its release.
This dance is never over,
in your arms eternally,
we hold each other closely,
our spirits are set free.
Love may sometimes stumble,
but ours will never fall,
for what we feel within,
is the greatest love of all.
I hear the music play,
lost in its melody,
we dance throughout the night,
together, you and me.
When I hold onto your heart,
and you nuzzle close to me,
holding each other together
that’s the way its meant to be.
For as long as I shall live,
my hands reach out to touch,
as we share the love we give,
and we give so very much.
As we dance into the night,
and the night time fades away,
I will be cradled in your arms,
in your arms, I will stay.
CraddleI will be here waiting in the dark
waiting with r&b sounds shimmering a spark
deep in my soul , deep within my essence
the calls of desire straddle the moonlights presence
The moment gives me views of things I wish to do
A glance of a love to be so true
A house in the valley to tend to
filled with photo's of laughter and memories I wish i knew
I am just trying to make it through another night alone
watching the fire flicker shadows over the phone
wanting to be part of a passionate kiss
wanting to unravel something to miss
Only destiny has yet to catch up with me
and karma continues to stir its antiquity
I am just trying to bring my dreams to life
cause I've seen the eyes of my wife
telling me everything in her glance
charging me up with her smile with every dance
making time a for thought
as its christmas and new years our souls will have brought
Cradle Of Filth- NymphetamineLead to the river Midsummer, I waved A "V" of black swans On with hope to the grave And though Red September With skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain... So I swore to the razor That never, enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again Bared on your tomb I'm a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above onto me? For once upon a time From the binds of your lowliness I could always find the right slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison Discoulours all with tunnel vision Sunsetter... Nymphetamine Sick and weak from my condition This lust, this vampyric addiction To Her alone in full submission None better... Nymphetamine Nymphetamine, Nymphetamine... Nymphetamine girl. Nymphetamine, Nymphetamine... My Nymphetamine girl. Wicked with your charm I
Cradle Of Filth - From The Cradle To EnslaveTwo thousand fattened years like maniacs Have despoiled our common grave Now what necrophagous Second Coming backs From the cradle to enslave? Sickle constellations Stud the belts that welt the sky Whilst the bitter winter moon Prowls the cloud, dead-eyed Like shifting parent flesh Under silk matricide... Watchful as she was upon Eden Where every rose arbour and orchard she swept Hid the hissing of a serpent Libido In an ancient tryst with catastrophe Soon the be kept Hear that hissing now on the breeze As through the plundered groves of the carnal garden A fresh horror blows but ten billion souls Are blind to see the rotting wood for the trees This is the theme to a better Armageddon Nightchords rake the heavens PAN DAEMON AEAON And what use are prayers to that god? As devils bay concensus for the space to piss On your smouldering faith And the mouldering face Of this world long a paradise lost This is the end of everything Hear the growing chora that a new dawn shall bring Dan
Cradle Of Filth - Babalon A.d. (so Glad For The Madness)I bled on a pivotal stretch Like a clockwork Christ Bears sore stigmata, bored And as I threw Job, I drove Myself to a martyred wretch To see if I drew pity Or pretty litanies from the Lord So the plot sickened With the coming of days Ill millennia thickened With the claret I sprayed And though they saw red I left a dirty white stain A splintered know in the grain On Eden's marital aid So glad for the madness I walked the walls naked to the moon In Sodom and Babylon And through rich whores and corridors Of the Vatican I led a sordid Borgia on I read the Urilia text So that mortals wormed As livebait for the dead And as I broke hope, I choked Another pope with manna peel Dictating to DeSade In the dark entrails of the Bastille And as he wrote, I smote A royal blow to the heads of France And in the sheen of guillotines I saw others, fallen, dance I was an incurable Necromantic old fool A phagadaena that crawled Drooling over the past A rabid wolf in shawl A razor's edge to the rul
Cradle Of Filth - MannequinBurning flesh, Dripping sweat, Using them all, like the paralyzing snake, Charmed and enchanted by the babylon whore. Led to other worlds By the girls she curled within I took their skins to see Her Be my mannequin Be my mannequin I cannot remember How it was that we first met Curve of moon and haunted shore The stars were not those Heaven sent Did we come together At masked palatial Balls In silks and flesh and leather Or did we come at all? I dreamt a midnight castle The eerie song of wolves And eyes that danced with fire As they have forever more Our rites of sin Have long fathered a hymn To burden Him Whom by slip of after whim At genesis Dressed Her like the wind In Autumn gowns That pinned Her down To be my mannequin Be my mannequin Always poised on winter But never would She break My lovecraft and black witch heart That pounded in Her wake We kissed on distant balconies A law unto Her own Thirteenth dark commandment Of figures pressed to stone Turning cream with fantasie
Cradle Of Filth - NymphetamineLead to the river Midsummer, I waved A 'V'' of black swans On with hope to the grave All through Red September With skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain So I swore to thy razor That never enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again? Bared on your tomb I'm a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above unto me? For once upon a time From the binds of your lowliness I could always find The right slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison Discolours all with tunnel vision Sunsetter Nymphetamine Sick and weak from my condition This lust, this vampyric addiction To her alone in full submission None better Nymphetamine Nymphetamine, nymphetamine Nymphetamine girl Nymphetamine, nymphetamine My nymphetamine girl Wracked with your charm I am circled like prey Back in the forest Where whispe
Cradle Of Filth- Nymphetamine -lyrics
Lead to the river Midsummer, I waved A "V" of black swans On with hope to the grave And though Red September With skies fire-paved I begged you appear Like a thorn for the holy ones Cold was my soul Untold was the pain I faced when you left me A rose in the rain... So I swore to the razor That never, enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again Bared on your tomb I'm a prayer for your loneliness And would you ever soon Come above onto me? For once upon a time From the binds of your lowliness I could always find the right slot for your sacred key Six feet deep is the incision In my heart, that barless prison Discoulours all with tunnel visionSunsetter... Nymphetamine Sick and weak from my condition This lust, this vampyric addiction To Her alone in full submissionNone better... NymphetamineNymphetamine, Nymphetamine... Nymphetamine girl.Nymphetamine, Nymphetamine... My Nymphetamine girl. Wicked with your charm I'm circled like prey Back in the forest Were
Crafty...Which Horror Movie Are You? The CraftYou're whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever percieve. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.
Crafting Yuletide CheerThe season of Yule can be a mixed blessing to Pagan parents. Many of the holiday festivities, school parties and retail displays seem to be centered on the dominant culture. It might be a little difficult to explain to your children about our beliefs at this time of year, amidst the barrage of Santa Claus, shopping mania, and “Silent Night.” The Goddess and the returning Sun King may seem to take a back seat to opening presents. However, this is one of the best times to involve your children in Earth-based spirituality. Many Christmas symbols really did come from Pagan traditions, and several legends including Santa and the reindeer can be traced to pre-Christian origins. Not only is this a wonderful opportunity to share the holiday customs of many faiths, we can also teach our children the meaning of our own Yule celebrations.
Llewellyn readers can find books with some excellent ideas for commemorating Yule. Dan and Pauline Campanelli’s The Wheel of the Year and Edain McCoy’s Sabba
The Craft UndergroundThe Craft underground
For hundreds of years, the craft survived underground. Covens were scarce, and no one could learn unless they were from a family of Witches. The Law remained a deterrent from coming out, as the death sentence still applied. To learn and practice the craft took a great deal of courage. The possibilities of being found out were great, and the whole thing had to be kept quiet. However, during this time, Witches were still getting a seriously bad press, but not because they were practicing magick in towns and villages, this was the age of the wicked Witch in fairy tales.
However, things began to change in the early 1900's. People began to appear and stand up proudly proclaiming their beliefs in Paganism and Witchcraft.
The Renaissance of the Craft
Today, we can count ourselves lucky. We have the ability to believe in what we want to. Although some might deride us because of our beliefs, it is not illegal to practice Wicca. We now have at our fingertips, i
CraftsIve been trying to sale some craft items and it hasn't been working. So I'm letting everyone know where they can go to look at all of my hats. they are all $10 a piece. I make them in adult and child size. These are just samples of what I can do. I can make them in any color you want. contact me if interested. http://www.saidsimple.com/gallery/melissa/101304
Craft Supplies On A BudgetCraft Supplies on a Budget
When times get tough our hobbies are generally first to suffer the cutbacks. The list below has just a few ideas to help you save money on craft supplies and you may also find yourself a new creative burst by trying them. Crafts don’t always have to be so expensive and it is fun to improvise.
Newspaper off cuts
A great place to get plain paper particularly for kids crafts and drawing is a newspaper office. Our local newspaper has always had huge rolls of plain white paper available for around $10 - $15 that is a roll that is over a metre wide and 30cm in diameter. I believe it was over 100 metres of paper well my daughter has had the same roll for over 5 years. It isn’t great quality but it has tons of uses like as a drop sheet for other projects making patterns for sewing. Scrapbooking paper and card: If you are finding the scrapbook stores too expensive try looking in news agents office supply stores and department stores for paper and card. Th
Crafting Your Image For Your 1,000 Friends On Facebook Or Myspace"People can use these sites to explore who they are by posting particular images, pictures or text," said UCLA psychology graduate student Adriana Manago, a researcher with the Children's Digital Media Center, Los Angeles (CDMCLA), and lead author of a study that appears in a special November–December issue of the Journal of Applied Developmental Psychology devoted to the developmental implications of online social networking. "You can manifest your ideal self. You can manifest who you want to be and then try to grow into that.
"We're always engaging in self-presentation; we're always trying to put our best foot forward," Manago added. "Social networking sites take this to a whole new level. You can change what you look like, you can Photoshop your face, you can select only the pictures that show you in a perfect lighting. These websites intensify the ability to present yourself in a positive light and explore different aspects of your personality and how you present yourself. Yo
CraftsI love doing crafts stuff because its give me something to do i make blanket.all different colors. so its will keep me warm during the winter time u just have to remember to make it big so it will fit u if not then u won't be warm
Crafts :: Plastic Cup Lamp (repost)
Now that my university is closed for winter holidays, I finally have more free time to do all the crafty things I’ve been wanting to. One of these is a lamp made from plastic cups I’ve seen at taf, the art foundation, in Athens. When I first saw it at taf, I was amazed; I looked closely and I couldn’t believe my eyes! The object itself is so peculiar, modern and alien-like it could be in any design exhibition. With my best friend’s birthday coming up, I decided to make it myself and give it to her as a gift. It turns out it was the easiest craft I’ve even done, the epitome of DIY objects!
I only needed a couple of things:
200-250 large plastic cups (recyclable, at least )
600-700 staples
a stapler
a lamp socket, lamp cord and plug – mine came from a broken IKEA lamp!
That’s all you will need.
Start stapling the cups together as shown.
Craig's Surgery...Here's how the lovely day went... Keeva didn't go to bed til around 4:30 am.. about an hour before I had to get up and go with Craig... Yea.. they attempted to wake me up but I couldn't get up. Then at about 7:30 Judy came home and woke me up saying that Craig wanted me there when he got up from surgery so I got ready and left. They found two hernia's in him. A large one that we knew about.. and then one that we didn't know about. Everything went fine though in the surgery room so that made me happy. When they let us back there he looked really angery.. but then again he was in pain.. They wouldn't let him leave until is pain level went down so we were there for about an hour after he got outta surgery. He's done everything that he's needed to so far which is good. He wasn't allowed to eat fast food til he'd pass gas.. which he did so he got himself some McDonalds. Craig scared the effin shit outta me.. omfg... Ok.. after we got home.. I got everything set up for Craig.. Got
Craig David - Fill Me InCraig David - Fill Me In
I've got somethin' to say, got somethin' to say
All right (Can you fill me in?) Come on
Can you fill me in? (Watcha want, watcha want me to do baby?)
Can you fill me in? (Let's talk 'bout it, check it out)
I was checkin' this girl next door when her parents went out
She'd phone say "hey boy, come on right around"
So I knock at the door, you were standin' with a bottle of red wine, ready to
poor
Dressed in long black satin laced to the floor
So I went in then, we sat down start kissin', caressin'
Told me 'bout Jacuzzi sounded interesting' so, we jumped right in
All calls diverted to answer phone
Please leave a message after the tone
I mean me & her parents were kinda cool
But they were the fine line between me & you
We were just doin' things young people in love do
Parents tryin' to find out what we were up to sayin'
Why were you creepin' 'round late last night?
Why could I see two shadows movin' in you bedroom light?
Now you're dr
Craig David - Fill Me In (part 2)Craig David - Fill Me In (part 2)
Say we do it again come on
Craig David
Ooh yeah
Come on baby
Chorus
Fill me in
Let me know what’s up baby
Can you fill me in?
Let me know what’s up (x2)
Late last night you were chilling with your friends baby
Driving all the God damn guys crazy yeah
You said now would you like
To take me for a ride honey
I said that would be just fine for me, for me yeah
You come around and you were willing to drive
But it wasn't enough I guess you wanted me to come your way
You wanna ride & then tell me you wanna stay
No way ain't messing with the games you play
Chorus
So tonight we're gonna hit the club baby
Get up get your groove on party tonight ooh yeah
So don't you worry I'll be all over your body
Like chocolate over a Turkish delight lady
Said you wanted to dance but then you wouldn't dance
But you wanted to play so slow it down Mr. DJ
I guess the reason why you always seem to get your way
Is down to the games you play
Craig David - Seven Days ( Remix ) Feat. Mos ...Craig David - Seven Days ( Remix ) Feat. Mos ...
[Intro: Craig David]
Oh no! Look at who they let in the back door
It's been 7 days so let's roll
From the UK to Brooklyn they know
Craig David, Mos Def, and Premo
When we step on the mic we too cold
This remix might fracture your nose
[Verse 1: Mos Def]
uh huh, wah, ah hah, say wah, wah, you dun know....
Now look alive and clap your hands to it
Sexy mammies in the house shake and dance to it
My hard heads in the place don't act stupid
It's not Craig and Big Mos can't do it
Get that ass movin, from the front to back to it
Puttin that thumpin back to it
It's that music to set it off and get the mass movin
You tell dem 'bout that shorty you came through with
[Craig David]
I met this girl in the subway, walkin my way
It must have been my day
Seem like the perfect match for me, so she said to me
Craig can you give me what I wan't?
I don't know about you but I feel so good
Girl I can make you feel real hot ton
Craig & JasonI love those kids. I mean I really love those kids. LOL I think I have more fun with them than the 3 days I spent with Jordan.
My favorite thing has to be Craig's smile and his phase of:
Scared Little Boy
Monster
"I'm a fucking Man"
stages he goes thru in like 2.5 seconds.
Jason is just my
Craig FergusonYa'll know I am a HUGE fan of Craig Ferguson right! We'll this weeks videos of his was pretty funny..my fav skit he does is of prince charles.
Got to http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/
and click on the rather late program
The stuff he has the balls to do is something else to say the least!
Craig R. Smith Perspective PieceCraig R. Smith (not Jay Leno, snopes.com ) remarks:
"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?
The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?''
Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfurhas seen in the last year?
Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to
Craig BiggioI was there.
Check out my slideshow from last night.
MY took the pics and video up to the pic of Taveras and Biggio. The rest were found online.
ENJOY, I DID.
http://picasaweb.google.com/jdaddy416/Biggio3000
Craigslist AdOut of boredom last night, I placed an ad on www.craigslist.org.
Here's the link:
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/w4m/391135852.html
Anyway, I received an email from someone named Robert Donnelly telling me I really need to lose weight before a man will find me attractive.
Here is my response to him:
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/w4m/391269480.html
After that I got an email from someone named Rob. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life and just HAD to share our email exchange here:
Rob: I agree, you need to lose some weight. Sure, you'll get guys telling you that you are beautiful. But they will be out the door the second they get off and no return phone calls.
Good luck.
Me: Yeah you're probably right.
The relationship I was in for 9 years and the last one for 6 years were
all hit it and quit it relationships.
Thanks for that insight!
When men like you can make your dicks bigger, perhaps then I'll lose
some weight. Until t
Craig David, PersonalAnything you want from me
I'll do
but first
Let's get personal
personal
personal
let's get personal
personal
personal
personal with you
We're sittin' havin' dinner at your parent's home
some of the finest food I've ever known
but I need some sweetness on my tongue
and it ain't a type of sugar oh no
So maybe we can go somewhere
name a room girl I don't care
where's the bedroom
(it's upstairs)
I'll meet you there in a minute
girl so we can get
Let's get personal (ooh yeah)
personal (tight baby)
personal (maybe we can get)
personal (just a little, just a little bit)
let's get personal (ooh yay)
personal (I wanna get personal)
personal (come on baby, just trust me)
personal (I wanna get)
personal with you
I'm behind you in your bedroom with your hands against the wall
but keeping one eye on the door
got your t-shirt and your panties on
ooh I feel so right, can't be wrong, no
I know you like it when I touch you there
girl just keep it quiet or the
Craig's Puzzle(Warning this makes no sense and turns in and out of Rant/bitch/whine mode)
I have of late and I know not where lost my mirth. (Indirect quote from Hamlet) Okay I lied I have not lost my mirth. But I have lost my lighter and that is never a good sign.
I feel like I am saying goodbye to so many things that have been in my life for so long and it is really starting to hurt. And so many of my friends find this hard to understand I guess. I am not a typical guy I suppose. I have morales and a code of conduct that I try to follow and when somebody tells me that what I am doing is wrong or does not fit with what they believe I find it hard to spend time with them or talk to them. I have spent a long time putting together this puzzle that is me and I will be damned before I let anyone start to pull out the important parts.
I am Craig Anderson, born in the town of Sherman on the outskirts of Dallas. I have loved, lived, once died and returned (shh drown was dead for 3 mins see my othe
Craig My Fu FriendMeet my friend Craig really nice guy always showing fubar love and I dont mean with points i mean, by just being a nice person.
Show him some love www.fubar.com/user786764
Craigslist Murder - This Is Really ScaryNanny Who Answered Online Ad Found Dead
Man Police Believe Posted Wanted Ad Is In Custody In Minnesota
SAVAGE, Minn., Oct. 29, 2007
(CBS/AP) Police say an online ad seeking a nanny may have cost a Cottage Grove, Minnesota, woman her life.
Katherine Ann Olson, 24, was found dead in the trunk of her car at a Burnsville, Minnesota, park late Friday night. She was last seen by friends Thursday morning, when she went to meet someone in Savage about the job, which investigators said she had found on Craigslist.org, a popular Internet bulletin board.
A 19-year-old man from Savage who police believe placed the ad is being held in the Scott County jail pending charges expected to be filed Tuesday. He worked at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, where police arrested him Friday night.
The suspect, identified as Michael John Anderson, was scheduled to appear in court Tuesday, reported CBS News correspondent Dean Reynolds.
"We're confident we have the suspect in custo
Craig's List In New YorkTHIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST
What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a
beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm
articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to
a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds,
but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York
City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this
board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who
makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a
roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga
class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and
she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she
doing right? How do I
get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single ric
Craig Cardiff - You're The OneThis song is just beautiful, I can't get over it. If you wanna make my heart melt, something like this would definitely do it. [Had to repost this to get the right song code in]
Dirty old town, dirty old town
They got all your little problems clearly written down
But you don’t even know, you can’t even see
And oh the butterfly that you’re gonna be
Or the butterfly that you are becoming
All the roads and all the miles
But hair grows grey and I stay white
Fall into bed, turn out the light
Fall asleep,
Inside
You’re the one
You’re the one
You’re the one
Hearts grow into hearts until hearts become one
But you’re the one,
You’re the one
You’re the one
I carry your heart in my heart sung with every song
But you’re the one
You’re the one
Poised with grace in this poison place
And how you’ve ever managed to keep it off your face
But you don’t even know and can’t even see
And oh the butterfly that you’re gonna be
Or the butterfly that you are becoming
Dirty
Craig David - UnbelievableAlways said I would know where to find love,
Always thought I'd be ready and strong enough,
But some times I just felt I could give up.
But you came and changed my whole world now,
I'm somewhere I've never been before.
Now I see, what love means.
[Chorus]
It's so unbelievable,
And I don't want to let it go,
Something so beautiful,
Flowing down like a waterfall.
I feel like you've always been,
Forever a part of me.
And it's so unbelievable to finally be in love,
Somewhere I'd never thought I'd be.
In my heart, in my head, it's so clear now,
Hold my hand you've got nothing to fear now,
I was lost and you've rescued me some how-.
I'm alive, I'm in love you complete me,
And I've never been here before.
Now I see, what love means.
[Chorus]
When I think of what I have, and this chance I nearly lost,
I cant help but break down, and cry.
Ohh yeah, break down and cry.
[Chorus]
Now I see, what love means
Craigslist Vs. Ebay GreedApril 23, 2008 6:24 AM PDT
Craigslist grouses about eBay lawsuit
Posted by Dawn Kawamoto | Post a comment
Craigslist has responded to a lawsuit filed by eBay, noting that it "came to us out of the blue," according to a posting on its craigslist blog Tuesday.
The popular online classified-ad site issued its response after eBay on Tuesday filed a lawsuit, alleging that its 28.4 percent stake in Craigslist was diluted by more than 10 percent in January. eBay, which acquired its minority stake in 2004, submitted its lawsuit under seal and, as a result, few details are readily available.
Craigslist said it was surprised by the action, stating that eBay had not attempted to discuss the matter with the company prior to filing its complaint.
"Coming from a shareholder that views craigslist as a prime competitor, filing suit without so much as mentioning these assertions beforehand seems unethical, and hints at ulterior motives," Craigslist notes in its blog.
And what ulterior
Craig David - Oficially Yours[Intro]
Oh yeah yes
La da day, la da day
La da da da da oh
[Verse 1]
Thinkin' how the story goes
You're helpless and I'm wishin'
Put the film inside my mind
But there's a big scene that I'm missin'
As I re-read my lines
I think I said this, I should've said that
Did you edit me out of your mind
'Cos in a flash you had disappeared, gone (gone)
Before the curtain falls
And we act this out again
Maybe I should risk it all and state
[Chorus]
That I'm officially going on the record
To say I'm in love with you
I'm officially everything you hope that I would be
This time I'll tell the truth
I'm officially wrong I know
For letting you go the way I did
Unconditionally more than I ever was before
I'm officially yours
La da day, la da day
La da da da da oh
[Verse 2]
Travellin' down this road again
Gotta make a few decisions
Don't want you to feel this hurt again
That's why I'm hopin' that you'll listen
If you let me press rewind
I'll rehearse every word I sh
Craigslistspokane craigslist > free stuff
please flag with care:
Free Husband, used but servicable.
Reply to: sale-836081862@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-10, 7:50PM PDT
One free husband. Still frisky, has all his shots and is potty trained. He does have a tendency to mark his territory, a slight obsession with his own genitalia but I have put in years of training and he will now stop scratching on command. This Husband does not come with a warranty and is offered 'as is.' He know many jokes and 'tricks', plays well with others and can do complicated math in his head. To be upfront about his flaws I will say that he has a tendency to buy too many shoes, re-arranges the house at random and believes that women were created to pleasure him. He Is a very pleasant drunk and rarely throws up, however he will relieve himself in public if you don't keep a sharp eye on him. I am offering this Husband for free in hopes that you will abuse him and he will come back to me with a better attitud
Craigslist WtfA job advertisement on Craigslist, offering $28.50 an hour to anyone who wore a blue, long-sleeved shirt, yellow safety vest, eye protection and ventilator mask and waited near a bank, seemed at first glance like a nice earner.
It turned out it was actually an elaborate ruse to position decoys for a bank robbery.
Police said a number of people wearing the specified outfit were waiting near a Bank of America branch Tuesday when a similarly dressed man accosted a Brinks armored truck guard with pepper spray during a cash delivery in Monroe, a town about 25 miles (40 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.
Police said the man grabbed a bag of money and eluded pursuers after entering a nearby creek.
FBI agents were trying to determine the source of the ad posted on craiglist.org, which ostensibly was seeking landscaping help on a city project, Monroe police spokeswoman Debbie Willis said.
'We believe the ad was not a credible ad and that it may have been an attempt to get people d
Craigslist HookersDISCLAIMER: Nothing I say or do is to taken seriously. I do write the truth from my own personal life experiences. That being said please enjoy laugh and learn.
This is an issue I don't address much but as a hobby I go to craigslist.org Look at the personals and erotic services. Looking at the ads make me laugh but the erotic services really make me wonder why is it so much for sex some girls are charging way more than they're worth but $350 for an hour of banging come on now. That’s $350 dollars to rent out your vagina for 60 minutes I almost wish I could get the cash up cause I have good stamina and some length take that then throw some benzocane on my cock you get problems. I'd get one, fuck her until she bleeds and is crying then I'd be like that’s worth $350 then drop another $350 in her face and destroy her ass take her out of the game for a few weeks. and they're not that good looking the hookers I plowed in Europe where 100x better looking then some of these chicks and the
Craigchrist!Witchie likes postin music blogs so I decided to take it upon myself to up the ante
I see your Sex&Candy n raise ya a Fuckin Craig Christ biosh!!!
might be m0 older but its m0 gooder
Craigslist Scam??I posted an ad on Craigslist, for a roommate, and within an hour I recieved 2 replies. I opened the first one, she sounded pleasant enough. Wanted to know a lot of things about the room and what the rent was. She went on to tell me a little about her background. Education and such.
She is currently living in Amsterdam and is planning to come over to the US in May and wanted to secure a place to stay before she got here.
Ok, sounds fine.
Then I open the second email.
As I started to read it, my jaw dropped.
It was damn near a copy of the previous email. Just a few changes in background info.
I replied to the first one before opening the second. Luckily, I didn't give out any important info. Only prices and room size and basic shit.
Needless to say, I didn't reply to the second email and have no plans of replying to anymore that may follow.
I have never heard of this scam before, has anyone else?
Craigs ListTHIS IS BETTER THAN AN ARREST
Posted to Craig's List Personals:To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since
'craigslist Killer' ( No Joke)BOSTON — Police in New England released new surveillance photos of the so-called "Craigslist Killer," as they continue to hunt the man linked to at least two robbery cases and one death linked to the Web site.
Police in Warwick, R.I., released the pictures Monday in their investigation of another robbery at a Holiday Inn Express Hotel there on Thursday. On Tuesday, the body of Julissa Brisman was found in a room at the Boston Marriot Copley Place. She was shot multiple times in the torso during a robbery and pronounced dead at a nearby hospital.
The same man was photographed Friday at the Westin Hotel in Boston, where a 29-year-old Las Vegas woman was found bound and robbed, police said.
Boston police are investigating more than 150 tips about Brisman's murder.
Brisman, of New York City, advertised massage services on Craigslist and had a massage table set up in the room where she was shot Tuesday. The woman attacked in Warwick advertised lap dances on Craigslist. She was
The Craigslist Killer Is Totally Cramping My StyleI can't get any of you chicks to meet me at the Mini-Storage place anymore. And don't even think about buying a shovel, duct tape, and lime without getting dirty looks.Hrmph.To top it off, I can't find my clown makeup and mother won't shut up.
This is starting out to be a bad day.
CraigI ripped myself apart again, tore it down to try and build it back up. I never quite get that far. Tie it up in a tourniquette but keep it broken so it stays numb. I never thought it would take this much work to forget what already forgot you. To fix the mess that got left behind. Constant questions from a little mind that doesn't understand the reasoning just the outcome of what you created. You can't hate whats already dead.
Craig Morgan Lyrics » Bonfire LyricsBonfire lyricsVerse 1You can see it from the river,to the top of White Pine Ridge,burning like a summer sun,a bunch of rednecks getting half lit.There's mud-covered trucks and SUVscranking out Hank and AC/DCChorusAt the bonfire, out in the stickscountry backwoods, homegrown hicks.Bonfire, dance a little jig,hold up your cup and take another swig.Won't sleep til dawn, party right down to the wire,at the bonfire.Verse 2Everybody sees the headlightswhen old Sheriff John pulled up.We all got a little nervous;it's too late to hide our cups.He pops a top and hollers real loud'Dont worry yall I came to hang out!'ChorusAt the bonfire, out in the stickscountry backwoods, homegrown hicks.Bonfire, dance a little jig,hold up your cup and take another swig.Won't sleep til dawn, party right down to the wire,at the bonfire.You dont have to be from around hereto know right where to go.All you gotta do is load up and head towards the glow.ChorusAt the bonfire, out in the stickscountry backwoods, homegr
Craigslist, Prostitution ThoughtsSomething to think about
Craigslist, prostitution, and child trafficking
By Mrmugshot
September 10, 2010
Recently there has been a lot of focus on Craigslist and their handling of certain sections on their mostly free advertising site. Namely the "Adult" or "Erotic" listings. What I am going to talk about isn't the rights of Craigslist, or any other sites, to post or not post, or the in depth legalities, or whether they do/don't have protection under the First Amendment or freedom-of-information laws. The Craigslist issue started me thinking about a few things, like the general idea of prostitution. And how a tiny fraction of undeniably unfortunate incidents are being magnified to manipulate the court of public opinion. Also the dangers a prostitute could be subject to in the different manors they use to market themselves. The following are just my views, opinions, or thoughts on these issues, being shared with anyone wishing to read them. I think it will make
CraigslistIf you were away from your loved ones (like say a girl friend / boy friend, husband / wife )... Would you get on craigslist and look for a one night stand or more? After being away for say 5 days... If you have one do this to you - how would you feel?
Craigslist Is EvilI hate when you find an add. you are behind someone else in line for something and then they tell you the first person bailed so you get more excited only to then later get an email saying the first person didn't bail but as a consolation heres a link for some website where they make money on. come on thats bs.
Craigslist....what You Didnt Know Could Happen....AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E..S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when p
The CrampsI love your ass for bad or worse. I love your nasty way you curse. When you sit down, it's wild how you sit. Grind your heel in the ground, the groovy way you spit.
Ooh you look good, ooh you smell good, ooh you taste good, like a bad girl should.
When I need love, I love how you feel, when I need dough, I love how you steal, I love your sick way you think. The way your perfume makes you stink.
Ooh you look good, ooh you smell good, ooh you taste good, like a bad girl should.
I love your boots, your fancy clothes, your boufant hair, your pantyhose, I blow a gasket for your pink jellybean, your picnic basket splits my spleen.
Ooh you look good, ooh you smell good, ooh you taste good, like a bad girl should.
Bad bad bad bad girl, bad bad bad bad girl, bad bad bad bad girl...
This is a painting I have done for my best friend. Cramps is one of her favorite band. It was my brithday present to her.
Cramped Stylewas I supposed to be a butterfly
trapped inside this cocoon
was I supposed to be here so long
or is it still to soon
I was meant to be a dragongfly
leading a platoon
soaring high in the sky
is it still to soon?
I just keep getting bigger, inside
there isn't enough room
I was meant to soar so high
not suffocate in this cocoon
J. Koblitz
Cram(verb) Study intensively, as before an exam.
Synonyms: bone up, drum, get up, grind away, mug up, swot, swot up
Usage: I spent the week before my Latin final exam cramming, a strategy that paid off when I aced the class.
Cramps/jealous Hatersugh what a Friday I had, It's I hate men week... been in pain too stupid cramps. I thought I was going to admit myself into the hospital cause it was so bad, but thankfully it has stopped or at least the pain went down.
I had an interview yesterday, it went pretty well. I had to call work to say I ain't coming in because I was in so much pain and very dizzy. They told me to just go home, I was just about on my way there, so I tried to sleep when I got home, I couldn't, I fell asleep about 5pm till about 730pm.
Today me and my boyfriend are going shopping and to activate his new iphone 4 :) that I bought for him.
I love it when jealous haters hate on me, they are nothing but insecure and jealous, it's pretty ironic for one jealous hater tho, she bashes me for being fat, and calls my friends down for their weight, but the jealous hater is fu-engaged to a chick who is fat! hypocrite much? Its also hilarious because probably no real guy would want that thing LOL I always knew she was a
Cranberry-blueberry Pie à La ModePreparation Time: 1½ hours
Ingredients:
* 1 ready-made pie crust
* 12 oz. frozen unsweetened blueberries
* 12 oz. fresh cranberries
* 1½ cups sugar
* 1 tsp. ground cinnamon
* ½ tsp. ground nutmeg
* ¼ cup cornstarch
* 6 tbsp. orange juice
* 2 tbsp. heavy cream
* Half gallon of vanilla ice cream
Directions:
1. Preheat the oven to 375° F.
2. Combine the blueberries, cranberries, sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg in a large bowl and mix well.
3. Heat up the orange juice in a large saucepan and slowly add cornstarch until it dissolves.
4. Add the berry mix and bring everything to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook and stir the mixture constantly for 5-8 minutes until the sauce thickens. Then remove it from heat and let it cool completely.
5. Carefully spoon the berry filling into the ready-made pie crust. Sprinkle the top of the pie all over with 1 tbsp. of sugar.
6. Bake for about an hour, or until the
Cranberry-apple Crisp With Oatmeal Streusel ToppingTopping
1 cup (packed) golden brown sugar
1 cup old-fashioned oats
3/4 cup all purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) chilled unsalted butter, cut into pieces
Filling
2 12-ounce packages cranberries
1 1/4 pounds Golden Delicious or Fuji apples (about 3 medium), peeled, cored, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 tablespoons apple juice or cider
Vanilla ice cream
For topping:
Combine brown sugar, oats, flour, and salt in large bowl; toss to blend. Add butter and rub in with fingertips until mixture comes together in moist clumps. Cover; chill while preparing filling. (Topping can be prepared 1 day ahead; keep chilled.)
For filling:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Generously butter 13x9x2-inch glass baking dish. Combine cranberries, apples, sugar, and apple juice in heavy large pot. Bring to boil over medium heat, stirring often. Boil until cranberries are tender and juices thicken slightly, about 5 minutes. Transfer filling to prepared dish. Sprinkle topping
Cranberry Bourbon Spritzer1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) bourbon
1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) cranberry juice
2 teaspoons grenadine
1 ounce (1 pony) strained fresh orange juice
Chilled seltzer or club soda
1 orange slice for garnish
In a tall glass combine the bourbon, the cranberry juice, the grenadine, the orange juice, and 4 ice cubes. Fill the glass with the seltzer and stir the drink. Garnish it with the orange slice.
Serves 1.
Cranberry Cappuccino MuffinsIngredients:
1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2/3 cup sugar*
1-1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
3 Tbsp cocoa
1 Tbsp instant coffee
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 tsp salt
3/4 cup lowfat (1%) milk
1 egg
6 Tbsp vegetable oil
1-1/4 cups fresh or frozen cranberries
1 (6-ounce) package Craisins¢ç Sweetened Dried Cranberries
*Note: Some recipes may incorporate small amounts of refined sugar per serving. In 1994, the American Diabetes Association Committee On Nutrition issued dietary guidelines that allowed people with diabetes to consume sugar in moderation as part of a balanced daily meal plan. Recipes with refined sugar may not be suitable for all people with diabetes. Check with your physician and/or registered dietitian or nutritionist on how to incorporate these recipes into your daily meal plan.
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375 F. Grease or spray a 12-cup muffin tin.
Combine dry ingredients in a medium mixing bowl. Combine liquid ingredients in a separate mixing
Cranial DysfunctionA creative mind seems not so creative when one refuses to open the doors to its world.
One may seem that its best interest is only to follow never to explore. Never to understand his inner self
One may think to throw such creativity in the open to be viewed would be a joke…to have these other beings view the depths of his mind… to have the criticism of one bring his world down to have his thoughts abolished by one remark …. One who is so raw and untrained to this creative world…. who’s words sometime flow like there is a wide open river from mind to fingers can’t imagine what it would be like to have no release of this anger, passion, hopelessness, self absorption that that oneself has endured but this is all but an expression a thought of ones mind
Shaun AJ McLean
CranachanCranachan
This is a very simple sweet (pudding) dish. Traditionally served over the festive period its light texture makes it an ideal dish to follow any heavy main meal.
Cranachan Recipe
Ingredients:
3 oz (half cup) pinhead or coarse oatmeal
Half pint double cream
1 tablespoon Drambuie (optional)
6oz (one and a half cups) of fresh raspberries
Method:
Brown/Toast the oatmeal in a dry or very lightly oiled frying pan on a high heat until lightly brown. Whisk the cream into a soft consistency and mix in the oatmeal and Drambuie (alternatively, use a few drops vanilla essence or other flavouring of your choice). Mix in Raspberries and serve in tall glasses.
Cranberry Nut Bread IA moist quick bread with a faint hint of orange flavor, and the tang of bits of cranberries.
Original recipe yield:
1 -9x5 inch loaf
INGREDIENTS
* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 3/4 cup white sugar
* 3/4 teaspoon salt
* 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 cup chopped cranberries
* 1/2 cup chopped nuts
* 1 tablespoon orange zest
* 1 egg
* 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 3/4 cup orange juice
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease one 9x5 inch loaf pan.
2. Combine the flour, sugar, salt, baking powder and baking soda. Add the cranberries and chopped nuts, stir to coat with flour.
3. Combine the egg, oil, orange juice and grated orange peel. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture and stir until just combined. Spoon the batter into the prepared pan.
4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Let bread sit for
'crank' It Up By Jeff Hammond / Foxsports.com'Crank' it up
By Jeff Hammond / FOXSports.com
My buddy Lee Roy Mercer's new CD is out, and I finally got a copy of it. He punked, or crank-called, Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Jack Roush, Kevin Harvick, Jimmy Spencer, yours truly and several others. He's gotten the best of people in racing. It's a very funny CD, and if you ever want to hear some of your favorite racers try to deal with somebody putting them in awkward positions, you need to get a copy of this thing.
If we can get advance sales going, everybody will donate their percentages of the proceeds to Victory Junction Gang Camp. It's a great opportunity to help out the kids and help these drivers make this thing successful. That's why I'm so excited about trying to pump up this CD. Mercer is a great American. He's a patriot, a former Marine, who is having some fun with these drivers, but in the end, we have an opportunity to give something back to Victory Junction Gang Camp as it gets ready for its busy season.
Cranberry Orange Oatmeal CookiesCranberry Orange Oatmeal Cookies
Sweet, chewy, chunky, fruity -- these cookies have it all. One taste and you may never go back to regular oatmeal-raisin.
Credit: Wen Zientek
Servings: 60 cookies
Ingredients:
* 1 cup softened unsalted butter
* 2 cups light brown sugar
* 2 large eggs
* 2 tablespoons milk
* 2 teaspoons orange zest
* 1 teaspoon pure orange extract
* 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
* 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 3 cups rolled oats
* 2 cups dried cranberries
* 2/3 cup chopped pecans (optional)
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
Cream together the butter and brown sugar in a large bowl. Beat in the eggs 1 at a time until well mixed. Add the zest and extracts and mix well.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda and salt. Stir in the oats, then add them to the butter mixture and mix well.
Fold in the cranber
Cranky-free DietFood can play a powerful role in the way you feel day to day. These menus include some of the best MOOD FOODS - food combinations which will leave you feeling LESS cranky and irritable 24/7!
All meals incorporate both high quality carbohydrate and lean protein, and are rich in Omega 3 fats, Vitamin D, Folic acid, B12, and soluble fiber. Be sure to eat consistently throughout the day (every 4-5 hours to avoid potential blood sugar dips) and drink plenty of water. Tofu may be substituted for meat, chicken and fish (soy milk, cheese and yogurt may be substituted for regular dairy). Daily menus are based on approximately 1,600 calories - I've provided calories to help adjust for your personal weight management goals.
For comprehensive meal plans, grocery lists, recipes and much more information on improving your mood, check out my new book, JOY BAUER'S FOOD CURES
Eat well and feel fabulous!
Day #1
Breakfast:
Cereal with Milk, Nuts and Flaxseed: 1 cup whole grain, fortified cere
CrankySo how is all the wonderful CherryTap members out there today??...I hope everyone has a Wonderful weekend...and remember...no matter how cranky you are--always find a way to make someone else have a wonderful day!!
Cran-appleCran-Apple
2 parts Cranberry Juice
1 part DeKuyper® Pucker® Sour Apple Schnapps
1/2 part VOX® Vodka
Serving Instructions:
Serve as a shot or a drink.
Cranberry Apple Stuffed Pork Loin1 boneless pork loin (about 3 pounds)
Sea salt and freshly ground pepper
1 cup seasoned croutons
1/2 cup chicken stock
1 cup peeled, chopped green apples
1/3 cup dried cranberries
1/3 cup chopped walnuts, toasted
1/4 cup minced shallots
2 Tbsp pure maple syrup
1 teaspoon minced rosemary
1 Preheat oven to 325°F.
2 Rinse the pork and pat it dry. Butterfly the roast by first cutting lengthwise about halfway through the roast. Then angle the knife and cut horizontally almost all of the way through, on both sides. Unfold the pork and cut tiny slits in the surface of the meat. Cover with 2 layers of of plastic wrap. Pound with a meat mallet to flatten as much as possible. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and set aside
3 Place croutons and stock in a small bowl and let sit for 5 minutes, until the croutons have absorbed the stock and have softened. Mash up the croutons a bit with a fork. Stir in the apples, walnuts, shallots, maple syrup and rosemary. Spread mixture over surface
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The sweet and spicy combination of cranberries and pepper make this pork loin roast irresistable. There is no need to cook pork to death these days. A faint pink center will ensure that this roast will be moist and tender. Plan ahead for marination time.
INGREDIENTS:
* 1 cup dried cranberries
* 1 Tablespoon ground chipotle chile pepper
* 1 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1 teaspoon onion powder
* 1 Tablespoon kosher salt
* 2 Tablespoons brown sugar
* 1 teaspoon dried thyme
* 1 teaspoon dried rubbed sage
* 1 (4 to 6 pounds) pork loin roast
PREPARATION:
In a food processor fitted with the metal blade, pulse the cranberries, ground chipotle chili pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, brown sugar, thyme, and sage until cranberries are chopped into small flecks.
Rub the spice mixture over the surface of the pork loin and place into a zip-top bag or sealed contai
Cranial Rectitus!If you have a severe case of cranial rectitus and need your head removed from up your butt,I highly recommend trying a crowbar and jackhammer!...Results proven to be highly effective....10 out of 10 physicians approve!....LMAO....Caution:Do not try this at home.....lol...Or do so at own risk!...Now that's talking some shite....Good luck!
Cran Apple Spiced Cider (fall Recipe)INGREDIENTS
8 cups Apple Cider
1 apple
1/2 cup whole cloves
1 cup fresh or frozen cranberries
1 medium orange, peeled and sectioned
1 cinnamon stick
DIRECTIONS:
Using a slow cooker, pour in apple cider, add cranberries, orange pieces, and the cinnamon stick. Poke the whole cloves into the apple, all around it then drop it also into the cider. Slow cook for 2 hours. The longer it sits with the spice, the stronger it gets. Strain the fruit and spices out with slotted spoon before serving if desired.
Cran-maple Burbon Sauce1/3 Cup Pure Maple Syrup
2 T. Sugar
1 ½ Cup Cranberries
3 T. Butter
1 ½ t. Bourbon
Bring maple syrup and sugar to a boil in a small saucepan. Cook 3 minutes. Add cranberries and cook until burst, and begin to pop, about 6-8 min. Cut butter into 3 pieces. Remove the pan, whisk in butter, 1 piece at a time, making sure to mix it in slowly, and as one is mixed, then add another butter. Once it is mixed, Add the bourbon. Sauce can be refrigerated for up to a week.
Cranberry Salad------- ------------ --------------------------------
1/2 box cranberries
1 apple
1 cup sugar
1 orange -- seeded
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/2 cup chopped nuts
1 package cherry jello
1 1/3 cups boiling water
Put the first 4 ingredients through food chopper.
Mix celery and nuts into first mixture.
Mix jello and water add to mixture and pour into bowl. Cover and let
chill in refrigerator.
Cranberry, Sausage And Apple StuffingINGREDIENTS
* 12 cups white bread cubes
* 1 pound sweet Italian sausage, casings removed
* 1/4 cup butter
* 6 cups coarsely chopped leeks
* 2 tart green apples - peeled, cored and chopped
* 2 cups chopped celery
* 4 teaspoons poultry seasoning
* 2 teaspoons dried rosemary, chopped
* 1 cup dried cranberries
* 1 1/3 cups chicken broth
* salt and pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spread bread cubes in a single layer over two baking sheets. Bake until slightly dry, about 15 minutes.
2. In a large skillet over medium heat, cook sausage, crumbling coarsely, for about 10 minutes or until evenly brown. Drain off grease, and transfer sausage to a large bowl.
3. Melt butter in the skillet; add leeks, apples, celery, and poultry seasoning. Cook, stirring frequently, for about 10 minutes. Stir in the rosemary and dried cranberries.
4. Mix leek mixture and bread cubes with sausage
Cranberry Jello2 CANS JELLIED CRANBERRY
2 LARGE CANS CRUSHED PINEAPPLE
2 LARGE BOXES BLACK CHERRY JELLO OR CRANBERRY JELLO
1 BAG SHELLED WALNUTS
FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON THE JELLO
WHEN YOU PUT BOILING WATER ADD THE JELLIED CRANBERRY
TO MELT IN A LARGE BOWL
DRAIN THE PINEAPPLE GET ALL THE JUICE OUT
ADD THE COLD WATER TO THE JELLO
THEN PUT IN THE PINEAPPLE SPREAD IT AROUND WITH
YOUR HANDS
PUT WALNUTS ON TOP THEY WILL RISE TO THE TOP
PUT IN FRIDGE THE NIGHT BEFORE
Cranky( Sorry Had To Rant )Today has been a long freakin day... Ever have one of them days where you have 100 different things on your mind and your so frustrated you just want to scream then break down and cry... I swear i know ive done some bad things to get punished for in life but geeeeeeeeez when is it enough already!!!! Would it kill him to give me one break thats all im asking..
Cranberry Crumb MuffinsTopped with sweet streusel, these tender muffins make an irresistible breakfast on a cool fall morning.
To be sure you're using the freshest berries, you'll want to choose fruit that has bounce in it. Or you can put it to the water test. Small pockets of air trapped in fresh cranberries make them bounce -- and float in water.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS:
CRUMB TOPPING
1/4 cup walnut pieces
1/2 cup flour
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons light brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
Pinch of salt
2 1/2 tablespoons butter, melted
MUFFINS
2 cups flour
1/2 cup plus 1 1/2 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
Pinch of salt
1 cup plain low-fat yogurt
1 egg, lightly beaten
1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled
1 1/2 cups fresh or frozen cranberries
1. Heat the oven to 425°. Lightly grease 12 standard-size nonstick muffin cups.
2. To make the crumb topping, spread the walnuts in a pie plate and toast them in the oven until
Cranberry Cream Cheese PinwheelsQuick-and-easy prep makes these roll-up treats a great addition to any holiday party.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS:
1 (8-ounce) package crescent roll dough (we used Pillsbury Crescent Rolls)
4 ounces cream cheese, softened
4 tablespoons jellied cranberry sauce
1. First heat the oven to 375 degrees. Unroll the dough and divide it into 2 rectangles (most store-bought doughs are perforated down the middle). Press together any other perforations to seal them. Using a butter knife, spread the cream cheese evenly over the 2 rectangles, leaving a 1/4- to 1/2-inch border on all sides, then spread the cranberry sauce over the cream cheese. Starting at the short side, roll each piece of dough into a log, then cut each log into six 1-inch-wide slices.
2. Place the slices on an ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until golden brown. Let the pinwheels sit for 5 minutes (to allow the filling to set) before removing them to wire racks. Serve warm. Makes 12 pinwheels.
Cranberry Nut Snack MixCalled ibimi or bitterberries by the Cape Cod Pequot Indians and later dubbed "crane berries" by European settlers -- who noted that this berry's vine blossoms resemble the neck, head, and bill of a crane -- cranberries add a sweet tartness to this harvest snack mix.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS:
2 cups sunflower seeds, raw
1 cup pine nuts
1 cup pumpkin seeds, raw
1 cup cranberries, dried and sweetened
1 cup raisins
1. Measure all of the ingredients into a mixing bowl and stir with a wooden spoon until well combined.
2. Transfer some to a festive bowl to serve as an appetizer. Makes 6 cups.
Cranberry Apple PieA touch of color and tartness sets this apple pie apart from the classic standby. Mixing the crumb topping makes a fun job for young helpers.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS:
Pie
1 refrigerated pie pastry
2 cups apples, peeled, cored, and quartered
2 cups fresh cranberries (thawed if frozen)
2/3 cup sugar
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 1/2 tablespoons flour
Crumb topping
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
4 tablespoons cold butter, cut into 1/4-inch pieces
1. Heat the oven to 400 degrees. Line a 9-inch standard (not deep-dish) pie pan with the pastry, fluting the edge.
2. Thinly slice the apples crosswise and combine them in a large bowl with the cranberries. Add the sugar, lemon juice, and flour, mixing well. Transfer the filling to the pie shell, smoothing the top of the fruit. Bake for 30 minutes.
3. Meanwhile, in a large bowl, mix the flour, sugar, and cinnamon for the topping. Add the butter, rubbing it into the dry ingredients until the mixture res
Cranberry Ice-cream PieThis fanciful treat adds a refreshing finale to the standard holiday spread. Plus, it's an ideal dessert to make a day or two ahead.
To be sure you're using the freshest berries, you'll want to choose fruit that has bounce in it. Or you can put it to the water test. Small pockets of air trapped in fresh cranberries make them bounce -- and float in water.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS:
9-inch chocolate crumb pie shell
2 cups vanilla ice cream, softened
1 cup canned whole-berry cranberry sauce
1 tablespoon orange juice
2 cups whipped topping
2 tablespoons sliced almonds, toasted
1. Chill the pie shell in the freezer while you prepare the filling.
2. Place the softened ice cream, cranberry sauce, and orange juice in a large bowl and stir with a wooden spoon until the ingredients are well blended.
3. Spoon the filling into the chilled shell and freeze the pie until firm (4 hours or more). Next, spread the whipped topping over the ice cream layer and sprinkle on the almonds. Cov
Cranberry MuffinsI made these this morning for breakfast. Yum!
2 C. whole wheat pastry flour
1/2 C.non-instant dry milk
1 t. baking powder
1 t. baking oda
1 T. sesame oil
3/4 C. honey
grated peel of 1 lemon and 1 clementine
Juice of half a lemon
1 egg
6 oz. raw cranberries boiled in the juice of half a lemon and the clementine with 1 T. sugar.(for about 5 minutes or until berries pop.)
Mix the dry ingredients in one bowl. Blend the wet ingredients in a second bowl.
Stir the dry ingredients into the wet, little by little.
Fold in the cranberry mixture.
Fill oiled muffin tins about 3/4 full and bake in a preheated 350 degrees oven for 15 minutes.
The Cranberries-lingerIf you, if you could return, don't let it burn, don't let it fade.
I'm sure I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude,
It's tearing me apart, It's ruining everything.
I swore, I swore I would be true, and honey, so did you.
So why were you holding her hand? Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time? Was it just a game to you?
But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?
Oh, I thought the world of you.
I thought nothing could go wrong,
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
If you, if you could get by, trying not to lie,
Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used,
But you always really knew, I just wanna be with you.
But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do
Cranberry Gelatin SaladINGREDIENTS
* 1 (16 ounce) can jellied cranberry sauce
* 1 (16.5 ounce) can pitted dark sweet cherries, drained
* 10 1/2 ounces crushed pineapple with juice
* 1 (6 ounce) package cherry gelatin
* 2 cups boiling water
* 1 cup chopped pecans (optional)
DIRECTIONS
1. In a medium saucepan over low heat, melt the cranberry sauce.
2. Cut the cherries into pieces and add them to the melted sauce. Stir in the pineapple with its juice. Remove mixture from heat.
3. In a medium bowl pour the boiling water over the gelatin. And stir until all the gelatin has dissolved.
4. Add the gelatin mixture to the cranberry mixture and stir. Stir in the optional nuts. Pour into a 9x13 inch pan and chill until set.
Cranky Days"We all have cranky days. We're not bad. We just have cranky days. Enjoy them! And warn others to keep their distance."
~ Anonymous
Crane Safety...After the second crane collapse in a week, both deadly, America needs to ask themselves, "Are we safe"?
...The answer is "no".
...Anyone walking downtown in any majojrcity, probably has to walk under a crane site at some point.
...Between lazy, crooked inspectors, and shoddy, half-assed work by the construction crews responsible for raising these monsters, we are looking at more and more accidents waiting to happen.
...Innocents will die. Lawsuits, bigger than the cranes themselves, will also rise to the legal heavens, and after the initial firestorm, we will forget the whole thing.
...The house crushed in Miami's crane collapse was the house used in the hit movie "Something About Mary".
...This is South Florida's 4th crane accident in 4 years. Guess what? we don't even have inspections down here or certification for operators.
....Ironically the people killed yesterday were in a safety meeting.
...Let's raise hell America , and get this fixed!
...You might be next.....
Crane Collapses In New York CityCrane collapses in New York City
The crane is thought to have smashed into a block of flats
A construction crane has collapsed on New York's Upper East Side.
The fire department says it has pulled people out of the wreckage at East 91st Street and First Avenue.
At least two people are reported to have died. The crane appears to have damaged the top floor of a nearby block of flats.
It is the second such accident this year - seven people died in a crane collapse in the same area of the city in March.
CranberriesIt's like that Rolling Stones song...
Ya can't always get what you want.
Happy Monday.
Crane Accident At A Chemical PlantFor those of you who keep up with the news, especialy in and around the Houston ,TX. area. There was a major crane accident at my dads work. The worlds 2nd largest crane was being built in front of my dads auto shop, when today he was working on a van and he heard a loud pop and looked up and seen the boom of the crane was crashing down in his direction. He ran for his life trying to get out of harms way, not knowing if he could get out of reach from the 420 foot boom.when it hit another crane and redirected its path away from him and several other co workers. There as of this time are four dead and several injured. For i am 32 and never seen my father cry, when he got home to all his family waiting to hear from him and know he was safe brought tears to his and everyone elses eys to know he was one of the lucky ones who made out alive. So please have a moment of silence for those who dint make it , the injured as well as the lucky ones who are at home with theyre families tonite, thank
Cranberry AppleteaserCRANBERRY APPLETEASER
8-cups cranberry juice cocktail
8-cups orange juice
2 lemons thinly sliced
4 tablespoons sugar
1 cinnamon stick
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
To Serve Hot:
Mix all ingredients and simmer slowly for 10 minutes. Remove lemon slices, garnish with slices of orange.
To Serve Cold:
Simmer lemon, sugar, and spices with 2 cups of the cranberry juice. Add remaining fruit juices, chill and serve over ice mold or cubes.
Cranberry AppleteaserCRANBERRY APPLETEASER
8-cups cranberry juice cocktail
8-cups orange juice
2 lemons thinly sliced
4 tablespoons sugar
1 cinnamon stick
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
To Serve Hot:
Mix all ingredients and simmer slowly for 10 minutes. Remove lemon slices, garnish with slices of orange.
To Serve Cold:
Simmer lemon, sugar, and spices with 2 cups of the cranberry juice. Add remaining fruit juices, chill and serve over ice mold or cubes.
Cranberry TeaCranberry Tea
3 cups water
4 green tea bags
1 mint tea bag
2 cups cranberry juice, chilled
ice
fresh mint leaves or fresh cranberries
In a medium saucepan bring water to boiling. Remove from heat. Add green and mint tea bags. Cover and let stand for 10 minutes. Remove tea bags; discard. Cover and let chill for 2 hours. Transfer the tea to a pitcher; stir in the cranberry juice. Serve over ice. If desired garnish with fresh mint leaves or cranberries. Chill reaming tea for up to 2 days.
Cranberry-walnut CrostadasFrom: Campbell's Kitchen
Prep: 30 minutes
Bake: 20 minutes
Serves: 6
Ingredients:
1 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup sugar
1 1/2 cups toasted walnut halves, chopped
1 cup dried cranberries
1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
1 pkg. (10 oz.) Pepperidge Farm® Puff Pastry Shells
Suggested Accompaniments
Directions:
HEAT cream and sugar in saucepan to a boil. Cook over medium heat about 6 min. or until slightly thickened, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat. Let cool.
STIR in walnuts, cranberries and cinnamon.
MEANWHILE bake pastry shells according to package directions. Remove from baking sheet and cool on wire rack. Remove and discard pastry tops.
DIVIDE walnut mixture among pastry shells. Serve with one of the Suggested Accompaniments, if desired.
TIP: Suggested Accompaniments: Almond-flavored or orange-flavored liqueur sweetened whipped cream, crumbled Roquefort or other bleu cheese, wedges of Cheddar cheese.
Tip: Filling may be made ahead and reheated before ser
Cranberry Celebration3 oz.
cranberry juice
2 oz.
orange juice
1/8 oz.
lime cordial
soda water
frozen cranberries
Optional
1½ oz
vodka
Directions
In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine 3 oz cranberry juice, 2 oz orange juice and 1/8 oz lime cordial. Shake sharply and strain into a collins glass filled with ice. Top with soda water and sprinkle with frozen cranberries.
For an individual cocktail, add 1½ oz. of vodka.
CrankCrank it up...read another book by ellen hopkins. It's called Crank. I'm serious, start reading them. But she was dumb,dumb,dumb and I feel no sympathy for the main character.
I chipped a tooth yesterday, hurt like the dickens..... get me out of here.
lol does anyone know where that's from?
Cranberry-coconut Bread Pudding Pie* Active Time: 20 minutes
* Total Time: 1 hour 20 minutes
INGREDIENTS
1 cup sweetened dried cranberries
1/2 cup spiced rum or water
3 large eggs plus 3 large egg yolks
3/4 cup sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp each salt and ground nutmeg
2 cups heavy cream
1 3/4 cup milk
One 8-oz loaf Italian bread (preferably day-old)
1 cup sweetened flaked coconut
Cranberry-Rum Sauce (recipe follows)
PREPARATION
1. Put dried cranberries and spiced rum in a microwave-safe bowl. Microwave on high 1 minute or until hot. Remove and let stand 15 minutes or until cranberries are softened and plumped. Drain, reserving liquid for the Cranberry-Rum Sauce (about 2 Tbsp).
2. Meanwhile, heat oven to 350ºF. You’ll need a greased 9-in. deep-dish pie plate and a large roasting pan. Bring about 8 cups water to a boil in microwave or on stove.
3. Whisk eggs, egg yolks, sugar, vanilla, salt and nutmeg
Crank ItMen to be the absolute best, you don't have to be undressed. Course that don't mean much, senses say have care behind your touch.
Excitement is soaring, up you come, its easy you'll get it I want some. We could be great us two together, all I ask is for acceptance and truth forever.
Decisions a lot are tough few are hard, one foot or one third of a yard. Have you got twelve inches of fun at your command, try my way one in the bush and two in the hand.
Being with you was fun it felt right, lack of self confidence in me there is a fight. Very much I still want you to feel and prove, quiet love still holds a chance to put the needle in the groove.
Realize that I may act simple but I am not easy, friend you can feel it while I crank it to what I know it can be.
Crank 2So yesterday I went to Go see Crank High Voltage. If you liked the crazy style of the first one then you will love this. I was laughing through some of it and closing my eyes to a bit of the gore. But wide awake for all the nudity, sex and violence. Now the idea in the first one was that he gets this drug that is supposed to kill him in an hour and adderline keeps him alive. There is a scene in witch he has sex with Amy Smart that I think won the award for worst sex scene, well that was an amazing scene but sex wise it was crazy, if you saw the first one you know what I mean. From the previews I knew Amy would be in this movie again. I didn't know how she would be in it but it was funny to me how they brought her in, or at least I thought it was. Now in this new movie as shown in the previews he has Heart taken and he is given a replacement one that is made to last like and hour or something (can't say more with out giving away some plot so I won't) so he has to track it dow
The Crane Wife 1 & 2It was a cold night And the snow lay low I pulled my coat tight Against the falling down And the sun was all And the sun was all down And the sun was all And the sun was all down I am a poor man I haven't wealth nor fame I have my two hands And a house to my name And the winter's so And the winter's so long And the winter's so And the winter's so long And all the stars were crashing 'round As I laid eyes on what I'd found It was a white crane It was a helpless thing Upon a red stain With an arrow its wing And it called and cried And it called and cried so And it called and cried And it called and cried so And all the stars were crashing 'round As I laid eyes on what I'd found My crane wife, my crane wife My crane wife, my crane wife Now I helped her And I dressed her wounds And how I held her Beneath the rising moon And she stood to fly And she stood to fly away And she stood to fly She stood to fly away And all the stars were crashing 'round As I laid eyes on what I'd found My c
CraniosynostosisCraniosynostosis,is a medical condition in which some or all of the sutures in the skull of an infant or child close too early causing problems with normal brain and skull growth. It can result in craniostenosis, which is the skull deformity caused by the premature closure of the cranial sutures. Also intracranial pressure can be increased.
Craniosynostosis
Classification and external resources
Child with premature closure (craniosynostosis) of the lambdoid suture. Notice the swelling on the right side of the head
ICD-10
Q75.0
ICD-9
756.0
OMIM
218500
DiseasesDB
3160
eMedicine
CraniosynostosisAlternative Name
Premature closure of sutures
Definition
Craniosynostosis is a congenital (present at birth) defect that causes one or more sutures on a baby's head to close earlier than normal. Sutures are connections that separate each individual skull bones. The early closing of a suture leads to an abnormally shaped head.
Causes
The cause of craniosynostosis is unknown. Which suture is involved determines the abnormal shape of the head.
A person's genes may play a role in craniosynostosis. The hereditary form often occurs with other defects that can cause seizures, diminished intellectual capacity, and blindness. Genetic disorders commonly associated with craniosynostosis include Crouzon, Apert, Carpenter, Chotzen, and Pfeiffer syndromes.
However, most cases of craniosynostosis occur in a family with no history of the condition and children with craniosynostosis are otherwise healthy and have normal intelligence.
There are different types of craniosynostosis. Sagi
CrankyI am pregnant and hormonal and cranky....
MEN DID THIS TO ME!!!
IM CRANKY YOU BASTARDS!
Wicked and her non fun attached FETUS!
Cranky Pploh my gosh.....cranky ppl REALLY NEED TO GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cranky Mum!Today i was out in the blistering scorching sun watching over the tub of water with boats in it as the kids happily played in the cold water a little boy all of 4 walks over to me stands at my feet looking up at me i look down and he says "pick me up!" i reply "pick me up please" i bend down hoist the child up and onto my hip he lays his head on my shoulder giving me a cuddle as i stand there holding the boy conversing with him i ask " how bout i throw you in the water?" he promptly says "no!!"
"awwww why not?"
"because my clothes will get wet"... fair enough reason i thought to myself and then he says "and my mum will be very cranky at you"
C51 - Rant #1Ok so many of these questions has popped up and not that anyone really reads my blogs... but at least I have a place to send them when they ask stupid questions. Anyways... yes I believe in God... No that does not mean I judge you no that does not mean Imma preach to you... I just simply believe in God aka a higher power... I was raised Christian... but guess what so were my sisters and they both believe in other things. So who cares? Honestly... I find more and more that the people that do judge are usually ppl with nothing to believe in which to me is like not living. Even if you believe that mash potatoes got here by potatoes having wings and smacking into a random skillet then by all means believe it I'm down... and please tell me more!
Also... so what I'm mean in my songs... I do diss video's on other people but my gosh... I do my fucking research people... like for instance LLCQ I told you all in my song that her bf was in prison... this is something I heard f
Écran Tactile Tablet PcPC tablette à écran tactile peut être définie comme un PC mobile complète. Leurs claviers et les souris sont remplacés par fonctionnalité d'écran tactile. Les utilisateurs de tablettes PC ont deux options informatiques divers à savoir l'écran tactile et numériseur. PC tablette à écran tactile former la nouvelle ère de l'informatique mobile et sont conçus pour être tout-en-un appareils mobiles compatibles. La taille des PC tactiles est quelque peu entre les ordinateurs portables et les téléphones mobiles de taille. La plupart des ordinateurs tactiles fonctionnalités sont généralement les mêmes que ceux des ordinateurs portables, mais ils ont quelques fonctionnalités supplémentaires. PC tactiles des systèmes d'exploitation puissants et sont mobiles et faciles à transporter. Contrairement aux ordinateurs portables, on peut utiliser une tablette PC à écran tactile tout en marchant. Avantages de PC tablette à écran tactile sont rapidement accessibles, portable et facile à utiliser. Avec une
Crap!New Topic:
Well as many of you know I have spent the last five weeks riding around the Western Country side seeing the sights, sounds and meeting some of you; which I enjoyed very much!
As I rode through the States and country sides in many areas and listening to the many thoughts in my head I figured out something’s about myself and others.
I have found out that there is not a great deal I am scared of or intimidated by but deep down I have found out something’s about myself that I had no true understanding of at first but now I do.
It may sound “odd” or “weird” but have you ever taken the time to just talk to yourself; THE REAL YOU, the one who really knows you or what he or she wants in life? Asked yourself the questions you really wanted to know the answers to but were scared to death to do; at first I found myself lying to myself which I knew right off the bat was a lie then slowly the truth starting trickling out and then I started to realized who I was and where I was goi
CrapAgain with the hump day. Aie.
So.... hump me.
"hump" still means "give a donut", right?
Crappy MovieOk i seen fast and furious and 2fast 2furious and they were both kick ass so i thought what the hell ill go out and buy the third one to finish the set. i get it home pop it in im all excite cause u finally get to to see it.and i WAS NOT happy it sucked bad the only good parts bout it was the races and anything thing that had a car in it. the story line dragged big time the crew omg i guess thats what u get when u have a bunch of newbies in screen. i wasted my money of this crap. trust me if ur readings this dont even waste ur money
Crap Shoes And Dodgy DanesWent to Denmark in August for a Wiki conference that as being held in Odense. The people that i met in Chicago were going also. I was really going to see them and not bother with the conference but I had a bit of a meander round it as Ted was doing the open space bit of it.
Anyway stupid old me only took one pair of sandals and they snapped at the airport when we were picking Ted up, so I managed to tape them up. That Saturday we got dragged all over Copenhagen and went to visit Christiana C which is a 32-year-old squatter commune in heart of Copenhagen that has become tourist attraction, is target of ruling Conservative Party that has vowed to rid city of self-governing social experiment where hashish is sold and smoked openly and police rarely venture for fear of being pelted; proposed law would redevelop area on 80 acres of prime waterfront, now home to 750 adults and 200 children. It was a bizzare place anyway I got blisters on me feet and went thru 4 pairs of shoes while i
CrapI'm tired.I just got back from helping out with a school orchrestra. Ahh,those little kids need to find CONFIDENCE. For example,there is this one girl who can KILL the cello when playing solo, with a few people around. But today,she was the only cello, so everyone was counting on her to hold on to her part strong, she held the melondy. But she was all scared (I would be too!). Music should be my major.
Much love!
Me
Crap!!!EVANESCENCE Frontwoman: 'I'm Hearing Myself Grow Within The Music' - Oct. 12, 2006
Melissa Rayworth of The Associated Press recently conducted an interview with EVANESCENCE frontwoman Amy Lee. A few excerpts from the chat follow:
On how the band's new album comapred to "Fallen":
"It's still, first and foremost, coming from my heart. But you can definitely say it's feeling different since Ben's [Moody] leaving. The guitars are a completely new style. Terry [Balsamo, guitar] rocks. It's innovative, but not so out there that you can't relate."
On being looked to for advice at an age when most women are seeking mentors of their own:
"It's really wild. I never went into this thinking, 'I'm gonna set a good example.' I started creating art because I was searching for answers, and it was that searching that led to my music. From a lot of my lyrics, I feel like I don't understand how people are really looking up to me. Because it's all questions.
"But I do encourage peop
Crappynessyou'd think i'd feel happier since i just got paid but i rather feel like shit. atleast i have today off though. i slept alot and still didn't want to get up cuz i felt exhausted, but i had to go get my check and stuff. i guess my "aroma" offends some people at work, i had a little note with my check. the manager said she didn't notice cuz she has alergies right now, but i guess someone complained. i don't get it because i shower almost every day before work. guess the last few days i wasn't as good about it but ussually i am. so i don't see how i smelled more then maybe one day or something.
so ya that made me feel gross and feel like shit, and it's not the first time i've been told that. so it makes me feel like i'm just disgusting though i still don't get it because i shower regularily and everything. i ussually don't wear deoderant but you shouldn't have to if you shower regularily. and i hate the smell of cologne so i don't like wearing that, but i guess if i have to so people
Crappy Days Make Me Not Feel GoodI don't know if it's the rain and cold or what but just do not feel good today. I just wanna lay in bed and cuddle up but of course I can't. Scott is sick too so maybe that has something to do with it lol that punk. I don't know hes a great guy tho. BLAH I wish I felt better I'm all cold and my head hurts soooo bad. I hate it when it's cold I just get sick all the time. OK well some good news is I slept all night for the first time in 8months. It was the first time Nicholas slept threw the night. It was great. Well I don't have too much to day right maybe later tonight I will. I just need some lovin's ~pouts~
Crap ResultYou are 45% fuckable!
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CrapSECTION 1 - YOU
+ Known as: paul, paulg
+ Born: 1977
+ Hair color: brown
+ Eye Color: blue
SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER
+ Fallen off the bed?: i don't recall that ever happening
+ Had your heart broken?: yes, a few times
+ Had a dream come true?: i thought i came close, but it didn't happen
SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...
+ Wearing: sleeping clothes
+ Listening to: my computer hum
+ Located: in my bedroom
+ Should really be doing: finishing my application for graduate school
SECTION 4 - DO YOU...
+ Have any piercings: yes
+ Drive: of course
+ Have a cell phone: for a longtime. i even had a hardwired phone in my first car
SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU...
+ Hugged: i'm not sure
+ IMed: my sister IMed me
+ Talked with on the phone: christi
+ Text: lacy
SECTION 6 - PERSONAL...
+ What do you want to be when you grow up? rich
+ What comes first in your life? it should be me, but it usually isn't the case
+ What do you usually think about before you go to b
Crap^3I hate going to bed sometimes because I know when I wake up I have to go to work.
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