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Mr And Mrs Brown
Mr and mrs brown were fighting again , and he told her .. if you don't do what i want , you take take the car .. its my car .. Mrs brown wanted to fight back but really no had choice .. she hated him so much when he was like that .. she couldn't how someone could be so cruel so selfish , and even enjoy it sometimes .. She conceded in the fight like she had many many times time before ..Ok then she said and acted like he was right .. The fights always ended the same way , Mr brown always had to win .. Mrs brown had to lose .. and in the end noone ever really won at all .. theres too much yelling thier house , Mr Brown always seemed to yell , but around the other people he was as quiet as hell .. It was only in thier house , when all the doors were closed .. that the other secret meaner , crueler side came out .. And it was because of is that , Mrs Brown sometimes felt like she was going crazy .. and like it just seemed so untrue .. the mind games were the worst , the wa

Mr. A Said It
"Let's start with some assumptions: 1) 2.7M members. . . at least half, but probably more than half are male. subtract about 700K repeat profiles (myself included) and let's assume 1M male members. 2) Of the 1M men, 90% are unable to make it past hello with you, because the first words out of their mouths are something akin to this: Baby, you so fine, my cock would look so good inside. . . etc etc etc. 3) Of the 10% remaining. . . 100,000. 90% of those are at least bright enough to know that they have to make at least polite conversation before you give up the goods. But that's their sole motivating purpose. . . so once it's clear you aren't going to budge. . . they're gone. 4) Of the 10% of those remaining. . . 10,000. 90% of those, while bright enough to know that you aren't going to give it up without polite conversation. . . aren't interesting enough to you to give the time of day. 5) So you're looking for about 1,000 guys who can 1) be respectful, 2) mean it, 3) car

"mr. Bake-o"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think they fucking laced it Cause I'm so damn lambasted Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype He sparked three bows just to show he could take it Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked He's fucking wasted It's the best shit he ever tasted He's lost in fucking spaced-ed Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted Oh I spent the last two hours hiding under my bed Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head I'm fucking wasted Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak He lo

Mr Bean.........for A Friend, Go Watch The Trailer Lol
http://www.mymovies.net/trailers "Mr Bean's Holiday" Synopsis Release Date: 30/03/2007 Certificate: PG Genre: COMEDY Run Time: 89 mins Director: Steve Bendelack Cast: Rowan Atkinson, Emma de Caunes, Jean Rochefort, Willem Dafoe Mr Bean is heading to the South of France for a simple holiday in the sun. His voyage from London to the Riviera soon transcends into one of mischief and mayhem as he inadvertently creates havoc wherever he goes culminating in an unscheduled and riotous screening of his own video diary at the Cannes Film Festival. Trailers (2) Mr Bean's Holiday Mr Bean's Holiday - Trailer 2 News (3) Mr Bean gets some friends! - 27/05/2006 08:00:00 Willem Dafoe, Emma de Caunes and Jean Rochefort have all signed up for supporting roles in Working Title‘s "Bean II". The sequel to the 1997 hit "Bean" started filming in Paris last week and finds the hapless Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) travelling to the South of France on holiday. Along

Mr. Big - To Be With You
Now... I was scooting through Youtube as you do, and I found this song. Now, my daughter is nearly 6 and one night when she was about 6 months old and teething, I just started singing that opening verse, and it has soothed her ever since, and never failed to stop a tantrum in it's tracks. An Amazing song that just had to be noted somewhere. I love it!

Mr. Big
I would like to talk to you.. I can't even get on ur page.... My shouts to you don't show up on my screen.... what am i supposed to think? It says i'm in your family, but...... still no access to ur page. this user's permissions don't allow you to do this STILL NO ACCESS TO YOU!! I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU, BUT I CAN'T GET THROUGH!

Mrbigzzz4sure
eairly in the morning his status was along the lines of quit pumping your fucking breaks bitch just because i smiled at you doesnt mean i want to fuck you or some shit but i found this quite funny i had to share 4:56amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: " :)4:59ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: nice status 5:01amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: u like that5:22amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: then get over here lol5:22ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: lol ok5:23ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: not5:23areplyMrBiGZZZ4sure: wow your cool! cuz I was so kidding anyway5:26ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: meh just how i like to react when guys get like that with me theres a sertian way you should talk to a lady5:27ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: plus i liked your status because its the way i feel alot of the time5:27ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: then you come at me like that cmon dude do you really expect me not to be "cold" or a bitch i mean my name is psycho bitch after all5:29ammoreTo MrBiGZZZ4sure: its my real life nickname given to me i earned that one lol5:32amreplyMrBiGZZZ4sur

Mr Blackwell Dead At 86
LOS ANGELES – Mr. Blackwell, the acerbic designer whose annual worst-dressed list skewered the fashion felonies of celebrities from Zsa Zsa Gabor to Britney Spears, has died. He was 86. Blackwell died Sunday of complications from an intestinal infection, publicist Harlan Boll said. Blackwell, whose first name was Richard, was a little-known dress designer when he issued his first tongue-in-cheek criticism of Hollywood fashion disasters for 1960 — long before Joan Rivers and others turned such ridicule into a daily affair. Year after year, he would take Hollywood's reigning stars and other celebrities to task for failing to dress in what he thought was the way they should. Being dowdy was bad enough, but the more outrageous clothing a woman wore, the more biting his criticism. He once said a reigning Miss America looked "like an armadillo with cornpads." A few other examples: Madonna: "The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon." Barbra Streisand: "She looks like a masculine

Mr. Bojangles
"I knew a man Bojangles, And he danced for you." - Jerry Jeff Walker This is a true story. The Acorn Pub, in Monroe, NY, may be the coolest bar that ever existed. It is a small house that has been converted into a pub: the pub is on the ground floor, and the family who runs it lives upstairs. A small fireplace and mantle rest against the back wall; the bar counter is near the front, beside a bay window; and the pool table serves as the tavern’s central area. When I lived in the area, the Acorn Pub was the quintessential semi-dive (the most romantic of all bar types). It boasted warmth and lack of pretention, but was neither scary nor grotesque like a true dive. It catered to truck drivers passing through, quiet old couples who slowly sipped on mugs and rarely spoke, and guys like me who understood the allure of the Acorn -- the promise of a quiet beer shared with good friends. Read on as I whisk you to a blustery night in December, when I met the man who changed my

Mr. Bojangles - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you in worn out shoes With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants, the old soft shoe He jumped so high, he jumped so high, Then he lightly touched down I met him in a cell in New Orleans, I was - down and out He looked at me to be the eyes of age as he spoke right out He talked of life, he talked of life, he laughed, slapped his leg a step Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bojangles, dance! He said his name, Bojangles, then he danced a lick across the cell He grabbed his pants a better stance, oh, he jumped up high, Then he clicked his heels He let go a laugh, he let go a laugh, Shook back his clothes all around Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bojangles, dance! He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs Through out the south He spoke with tears of 15 years how his dog and him Had traveled about His dog up and died, he up and died, after 20 years he still grieves He said I dance now at every chance in honky tonks For drink and ti

Mr. Brooks: A Movie Review
Mr. Brooks: A Movie Review “Mr. Brooks.” “Who?” My wife held up the movie section of the paper and said, “Mr. Brooks. It’s a movie I want to go see.” “Never heard of it.” “Kevin Costner’s in it.” “Oh? ‘Water World’ Ring any bells?” As usual Mamma won and so we went to see “Mr. Brooks”, and let me tell you something right now… before you plop down your hard earned cash to go see this movie… I was riveted from beginning to end. “Mr. Brooks” is a police/crime-drama/psycho-thriller and lives up to all of it. We start with Mr. Earl Brooks, (Kevin Costner), a model husband and father, a pleasant and successful man with an adoring and stunning wife, Emma, played by Marg Helgenberger, (she plays Catherine Willows on CSI: Las Vegas and I’ve been hooked on her since the first time I watched CSI). They have a daughter, Jane, (Danielle Panabaker), who is somewhat flaky but can do no wrong in daddy’s eyes. Okay now, our Mr. Brooks, although loving and successful,

Mr Bush
just thought i'd ask you guys what you thought of Mr Bush getting beat in the pre state election? think it will be hard on him the next 2 years what do you guys think? NO i am not into politics just want your oppinion?

Mr Cadbury And Miss Rowntree
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double Decker, It was after eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a fisherman's friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, and she had a wine gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. I'm the one with the nuts, he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg. He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight. When he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted more, he needed time out, and however, he no

Mr. Carlin
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_en_tv/obit_george_carlin Dear Mr. Carlin, Your irreverent humor, always breaking the boundaries, was always changing the face of comedy. Your insight, no matter how crude it could be, or offensive, or - quite often - correct, will always be remembered. Thank you for bringing so many years of laughter into our lives. You will be missed. Greatly.

Mr. Caulfield
Date of Birth 23 November 1959, London, England, UK Height 6' (1.83 m) Mini Biography Maxwell Caulfield began his film career in a big way. He was chosen from among thousands of applicants to appear as Michael Carrington in the sequel to the most successful musical film of all time. Both he and his co-star, a fresh-faced young newcomer named Michelle Pfeiffer, were hailed as "The Next Overnight Sensations" andGrease 2 (1982) was going to make him a star. However, the film was a critical and commercial disaster, and his career was seriously affected. Despite a first-rate performance in the gritty and disturbing The Boys Next Door (1985) and a convincing turn in the award-winning TV movie The Parade (1984) (TV), Caulfield's only widely seen role in the 1980s was his inspired portrayal of bad boy Miles Colby in the soaps "Dynasty" (1981) and "The Colbys" (1985). Since then he has appeared in a number of uninspired B-movies and direct-to-video schlock. However, it was his stage work

Mr Chows, Drunk, Truth, Cassie, All In The Past Week
Okay, trying to catch up on my activities. I need to blog this for future use (as in book) Went to Mr. Chows last week on Wednesday. Brittany wanted to introduce her new boy friend to her porn friends. Porno Dan and Angelica Sin. But they flaked. It figures, most porn people (not all) are flakes. Didn’t matter they missed out on a lot. Especially all the great food We did get to sit upstairs in the Rockstar room. Only reserved for the true superstars with power and money. No celebrity this night. We met a few friends and had a great time eating and drinking. I think the whole meal with drinks came out to over $2000.00 Sorry no pictures of Brittany's boy friend yet. All I can say he is a very powerful person in the banking industry. The paparazzi were after Brittany, snapping photos at her. I kept bothering them by asking what kind of camera they had. I became the paparazzi stalker and they were running away from me telling me to leave them a

Mr. Chuckiiboo
no words need to be said just show him lots of love n tell him i said hi chuckiiboo@ fubar he also makes always nice contests ya need to check it out!!!! so ya know the deal click his link and rate fan and add him click the lil pic n rate it cuz i made it :) i think that is one of the best salutes on here!!! chuckiiboo #1454585 @fubar.com QUIT HATING!!! now go and show love!!!!

Mr.charlie
(sung to the tune of "Mr.Crowley" - by Ozzy Osbourne) Mr.Charlie, what went on in your head? Oh, Mr.Charlie, don't you know you look dead? Your lifestyle to me seems so classic with the ho's and the blow You talk with your hands always spastic Yeah, you said what we already know Mr.Charming, did you say you were pure Mr.C.Harper, piss in this and we can be sure When babbling things incongruent your DNA is not of this Earth believed that your brain is so special ...yet smoking up thousands worth... Mr.Charlie, Please get off your high horse! Mr.Charlie, You've got talent, of course! Your ranting this time is so drastic I hear that 911 call Approaching a time that is tragic CBS has their backs to the wall Are you polemically bent? We want to know what you meant We want to know... We want to know what you meant, yeah *originally written 4:09am - 4:28am 3/1/2011 - by Bare77

Mr. Ciscero
My name is Ciscero I'm Black and Italian. If you really wont to get to know me I will leave you my personal info because this emailing back forth is to time consuming. So if your really interested you can write me at ciscero2@gmail .com or you can call me at /2/1/4/ 5/9/8/- 1/0/0/3/ If you have yahoo messenger you can add me there and we can talk there. The address is farrier39@yahoo.com

Mr Common Sense
Mr. Common Sense Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the

Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get p

Mr. Confidence
first let me say - this is the darkest most negative little 'poem' ive ever written - it was written a couple years ago - and now i give you 'mr confidence' ------------------------------------- i am like... a billion fucking people youve never ever met i am the upper 1% the eschelon of human brokenness... i am the hallmark of intelligence used for its most ignorant ends i am mr. confidence i do not censor i dont remove i worship the purity of the crude i am an absolute mistake a wasted truth thats developed and grown more warped and wrong each and every day and i am a carbon copy thats degraded faded into a black and dirty smear as worthless as anything else youre likely to have the misfortune of hearing here and i... will fuck you for the joy of knowing i fucked you for the joy of knowing i will never love you i will never be the one that wakes up in the morning with a smile on their face i will only be the one that wants to escape

Mr Common Senses
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked

Mr. Common Sense
Mr. Common Sense Saturday, March 22 2007 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn’t always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place - reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were requir

Mr. Congress
London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year -old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common

Mrcootereater
MINE! haha this man is my favorite man on all of this earth!! I can't have him but I can be very very territorial :P he is my favorite perv :P my favorite conversation, my favorite favorite favorite. I love him to the end of eternity. He is so much more than I could ever tell you and he means more to me than I could possibly explain. He doesnt remember too good tho..like say for instance...shiny things!! LOL ♥ MrCooterEater@ fubar ♥

Mr. Crayola
Don Marco The Master Crayola Artist Don Marco was born in Northern Minnesota in the late 1920's.His interest in art was evident even before starting school. As a young adult in the Army Air Corp, he began his life's career in Air Traffic Control, which continued unti l his retirement from Honolulu International Airport in 1973. Much of his spare time was spent as a professional artist. Before retirement, Don started developing a technique to create fine art, using Crayola Crayons. Shortly after retiring, he published his first print. Living in Southern California, his work was in demand, including commissions from Burt Reynolds and a one-man show at his Dinner Theater in Florida . Hard to imagine these are done with crayons!!! Burt Reynolds Tom Selleck Sioux Warrior Seascape River Elk Quigley

Mr. Cupid
smitten feelings seatch the sky cupid knows exactly where I lie On the couds, arrows saftly glide To find the heart which I hide Over mountains and thru seas they sail No rest at all till my heart they prevail The sun and storm- they are no match The broken spot they seek to patch Mr. cupid you search and search A place for you white doves to perch From heaven and right past hell Your arrows, mr. cupid, i hear their bell The ring is low and sweet My pulse can't help but skip a beat Once they hit the target of my heart I fear it may quickly fall apart You see mr. cupid your intentions are well But safety from pain you do not sell Please forgive me, mr. cupid for how i react With my love there is no contract I'm stowed away under cover Your arrows know right where to hover My soul they will eventually hit Its then I shall stop and running will i quit For its then that you will have won mr. cupid i'll admit when i'm done.

Mrd And Stuff...
Thrills, chills, spills….both on and off the rink. What more can you ask for? If you haven't been out to watch the Memphis Roller Derby girls battle it out, yet, then you'd better hop online and buy a ticket for the next bout! Last night was "Last Woman Standing." It was totally awesome!!! Two sets of teams battling it out. It didn't take long for them to shake off the niceties and get down to the business of knocking the opposing team players off into the suicide seating! It was a pretty close battle between the Women of Mass Destruction and the Priskilla Presleys, but the WMD came out the victors. I have found a new favorite team, though: Angels of Death. These girls were phenomenal on the rink! Don't get me wrong, every team has some extremely talented players, but I was thoroughly impressed with the AOD players' speed and agility. The fact that they didn't appear to have mercy of the opposing team was a pretty big factor, too. ^_^ The bout between the Angels of Dea

Mr. Davis
We went immediately to see Mr. Davis. The door to his office was slightly ajar. We heard some noises coming from inside. We peaked in the door and found Mr. Davis stroking his cock. Melanie giggled quietly and it startled Mr. Davis. I knocked on the door and said "Mr. Davis? Principal Sternn sent us here to apologize to you. may we come in?" Mr. Davis came to the door and smiled when he had seen us together. We apologized to him for being disrespectful of him and told him that we'd never do that again. He told us that we were a couple of dick teasers and needed to treat men with more respect. We told him that Principal Sternn said that we should inquire about any work that needed to be done in the drama department. He informed us to meet with him at the doors of the auditorium after dinner. He said he had some work for us to do. We went to our room and got cleaned up. Since we're allowed to wear normal street clothes when the dinner hour is over. We decided that we'd

Mr Dave
ERROR: sorry, the users permissions don't allow you to message them. === 'dave' wrote the following at '2010-07-06 14:55:12'.. Don't talk to me ugly girl .. your fam is right , you're ugly i do but i don't give it out to strangers, sorry :P=== 'dave' wrote the following at '2010-07-06 14:51:41'.. Im sure you're very hot in real life ... Do you have yahoo babe ? well i personally would say no...then again i barely find me "yummy" in my pics either...so I dunno, probably not...ask around i'm sure tehy can tell you i'm pretty ugly in real life...like on cam or something...like ask my fam they are honest about it i'm sure....=== 'dave' wrote the following at '2010-07-06 13:43:34'.. are you as yummy as the pics in real life ? yeah its just pics you are right, but thanks, I'm a good pic taker it seems :)=== 'dave' wrote the following at '2010-07-06 13:41:38'.. very yummy from the pics

Mr. Deeds Goes To Town
"Mr. Deeds Goes To Town" is one Cappra's best films ever. The story is about a small town poet named Longfellow Deeds, residing in Mandrake Falls, who inherits twenty million dollars from his rich uncle after he dies. However, when Deeds goes to New York to collect his inheritance and use it to help the needy, he soon finds himself a victim of modern society with every rich mongrul trying to take advantage of him from lawyers to phony relatives. Babe Bennet, played by Jean Arthur, is a newsreporter who pretends to get close to Deeds to cover his exploits, but she soon finds herself falling for the labeled "Cinderella Man." Frank Capra's direction in this film is very powerful and makes up for some of the scripts minor flaws. The chemistry between Jean Arthur and Gary Cooper was genuine while dishing out intelligent humor; a quality lacking in many of today's modern romantic comedies. To be honest, I didn't know what to expect when I first saw this film, but anyone who sees this won't b

Mr. Deeds
I'm honestly at a lost for words about this film. I loved the original film because of its witty dialogue and character development which this film lacks. "Mr. Deeds" is a remake of the 1936 classic, "Mr. Deeds Goes To Town." The story is about a small town Pizza Owner and Poet named Longfellow Deeds, living in Mandrake Falls, who inherits forty billion dollars from his uncle Blake after he dies. Unfortunately, Deeds finds himself a victim of circumstance when he learns that Blake's investors are trying to sell his uncle's company. Meanwhile, Faye Bennet a.k.a. Pam Dawson tries to get close to Deeds to cover his exploits on her news show, but she suddenly starts to fall for the guy. I have to be honest when I say that I think Frank Cappra would shoot himself in the freakin head if he saw this. Not only does this film take everything that was good about the original, but it spits it out and tries to pass off something else. Another remake gone bad. Everything from the acting and dire

Mr December.
Ok, so last summer a guy from the education department asked me if I'd be interested in helping to promote men into childcare as it's a female dominated field. I gave him an interview talking about what it's like as a man working with children, the pros and the cons, etc. He then asked if a photographer could come and take some pics of me at work - the pics were to be used in a newsletter. I agreed. THEN I discovered that my image had been put on posters and calanders. Man, I'm still getting stick for being Mr. December. The children's faces have been disguised along with my work ID, etc. I'm sure you'll understand why, heh.

Mr Death
I am he Who is out of sight. Stealthier than a cat, Blacker than night. Those whom I Choose to stalk Shall fall to me Though they know it not. For though they should seek me, I am in disguise. I tell you this truly, For I tell no lies. And when I hunt them, One by one, They all beg for mercy, Yet I grant them none. Yet you should not Spurn my embrace. Nor should you Turn from my face. For if you should Heed my pleas, You should know Everlasting peace

Mr. Distant 5:17am Wednesday, May 9
Something like four thousand miles... in case you didn't know that's quite the separation. I'm talking oceans between us. I'm talking, you're asleep, that's how far away. Something like eight hours on an airplane... in case you don't know your legs would go numb. I'm talking four bags of peanuts and two inflight movies. I'm talking in my sleep, to you, who's wide awake. Something like first class mail takes over a week... in case you don't know I sent your birthday gift three weeks in advance. I'm talking we're not even on the same calendar day. I'm talking, but you won't hear it until tomorrow. Something like my moon is your sun... in case you didn't know I cried to sleep as you cried over coffee. I'm talking extreme distances and great lengths of time. I'm talking to a cellular 30 second delay. Something like all these things should break me down... In case you didn't know love can span any distance. I'm talking fuck the lines of long and lat. I'm t

Mr. Doe
This is probably going to be the hardest blog I'll ever have to write.... so please, bear with me if its lengthy. Its important to me, and I feel I need to get this out, so I can just get on with my life. Back in May, I met someone. He came to my page, "stalked me", as we used to say, and I started talking to him. Well, daily, our friendship grew stronger and stronger. I was well aware of the fact that he had a girlfriend, and tried to help him out in any "situations" that he was unsure how to deal with. He would tell me things that she supposedly did, or things that she said, screen shots, you name it. I've seen A LOT. Back in this time period, I was living in California, and the shit hit the fan out there. Everything that went wrong, did, and I finally had to get out of there for my well being, as well as to take care of my mom and sister, out here in Florida. This person I met back in May, we'll call him Mr. Doe to make things easier, knew about everything that was happening

Mr. Dream Maker.... Cant Sleep Y Wont U Let Me Sleep
Tell me Mr. Dream Maker, What are you trying to say? Please tell me Mr. Dream Maker, Let me sleep today. My Opi? My Omi? Who is calling me? What do they want from me? Let me sleep. Let me sleep. Sarah? Hunny, I’m sorry, It’s been one tough year, Without you here, Let me sleep as I shed a tear. Mikel? I took that breath, When they laid you to rest, I’ve don’t my best, Now please let me rest. Tell me Mr. Dream Maker, What are you trying to say? Please tell me Mr. Dream Maker, Let me sleep, Let me sleep, Let me sleep today.

Mr Earl
You walked into our lives You brought us such joy You made us laugh You made us smile Now you make us cry. You left us suddenly But you will be loved and missed by all In Memory of Junior Earl Peacock July 1 1932 - May 1 2002

129.527 M Reasons To Be Grateful
Last night after Sarah had gone to bed Martha, Mary, and I set up the Electronic Banking version of the board game Monopoly that Mary had gotten me for Christmas! This “updated for the Here and Now” version starts each player out with fifteen million dollars and the properties you can purchase include various landmarks throughout the United States (for example, Boardwalk from the original game is now Times Square which you can buy for 4 M; that’s four million dollars). But no money changes hands; instead, all your transaction information is encoded onto cards that you plug into a game unit when you’re paying rent or buying something. It didn’t take long to get used to it, even though Martha and Mary hated not being able to use their house rule about Free Parking. You’d think getting 2 M for passing Go would mollify them, but it doesn’t last long in this version, especially since I owned all the airports (railroads). Jeffrey had been in bed since five in the afternoon, and w

M Ready," The Michigan Native Recalled. Ryan Raced Out To A Pair Of Goals In The Opening Frame, Also Dropping The Mitts With Blake Geoffrion In A
TORONTO – The Marlies bounced back from consecutive losses with a resounding 5-0 win over the Bulldogs at Ricoh Coliseum on Saturday night. Kenny Ryan scored twice in his season debut and Jussi Rynnas made 31 saves for the shutout in his first start of the season. Five Points 1. The 21-year-old Ryan received a text message from head coach Dallas Eakins after a 4-1 loss in Hamilton on Friday night, letting him know that hed be in the lineup against the Bulldogs a day later. "I said sounds good, Im ready," the Michigan native recalled. Ryan raced out to a pair of goals in the opening frame, also dropping the mitts with Blake Geoffrion in a standout 20 minutes. "I was waiting for the opportunity to get into the game and just wanted to make sure I did the most with it and give myself the best opportunity to make sure Im playing [Sunday]," he said. "Thats what you want him to do and thats what he has to do," said Eakins. "Kenny comes in here tonight and its like Alright w

Mre Dinner Date
MRE dinner date, the following is a true story....told from the point of view of a young Marine I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made: I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la- King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/rehydrat ed rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sautéed in shaved garlic and olive oil. In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some spices, and

Mre Dinner Date
MRE dinner date, The following is a true story....told from the point of view of a Marine ... I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made: I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la-King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/rehydrated rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sauteed in shaved garlic and olive oil. In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some spices,

Mre Dinner Date....
MRE dinner Date The following is supposedly a true story....told from the point of view of a U.S. Marine. I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made: I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la-King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/re hydrated rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sauteed in shaved garlic and olive oil. In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some s

Mre Funny Shit
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message. If you are hearing this tape, then I'm not here now. Please leave your name, number, D.O.B, address, social security number, age, height, weight, how many children you have, what sex you are, your mother’s maiden name, and the date and time when you called me. If you are still listening, then whatever you have to say must be very important. Please leave a message after the beep. I'm gone. I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow. So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow. So if you don't leave a message after the tone, you might have to deal with me in person. I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person. I'm sorry but my answ

Mreh..
Sometimes I really wonder if everything in my life is only meant to crash down around me, nothing ever seems to work out like I'd hope... until I just start to wonder if it's worth trying for anymore, or if I should just shrug my shoulders and give up. I try to change my life to make things better, and then things just seem to collapse and I'm tired of disappointment and depression. Usually at this point I would just say fuck it and live my life as I have been, but this means more to me than anything before now and I am going to try to exhaust every option before admitting defeat. Still, it's hard, and even harder when some things just seem so strained and uncertain anymore. =sigh=

Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume
Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Halloween costume parties generally fall on, or around, October 31, often falling on the Friday or Saturday prior to Halloween. This year you can go wearing Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume, Superman halloween costume etc. According to The National Retail Federation's (NRF) 2006 Halloween Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey, the top Halloween costumes for children in the United States are: 1. Princess 2. Pirate 3. Witch 4. Spider-Man 5. Superman // Disney Princess 6. Power Ranger 7. Pumpkin 8. Cat 9. Vampire The top Halloween costumes for adults are: 1. Witch 2. Pirate 3. Vampire 4. Cat 5. Clown 6. Fairy 7. Gypsy 8. Superhero 9. Ghost // Ghoul The success of Fantastic Four should enable Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume to be on top this year. Fantastic four hall

Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume
Mr Fantastic Halloween Costume The wearing of costumes has become an important part of such holidays and festivals as Mardi Gras and Halloween (see Halloween costume for more information), and (to a lesser extent) people may also wear costumes in conjunction with other holidays, such as Christmas and Easter. Mardi Gras costumes usually take the form of jesters and other fantasy characters, while Halloween costumes traditionally take the form of supernatural creatures such as ghosts, vampires, and angels. Christmas and Easter costumes typically portray mythical characters such as Santa Claus (by donning a santa suit and beard) or the Easter Bunny by putting on an animal costume. Costumes may serve to portray various other characters during secular holidays, such as an Uncle Sam costume worn on the Independence day for example Fantastic four halloween costume, fantastic halloween costume, mr fantastic halloween costume, mrfantastic halloween costume, mr fantastic halloween dress, m

Mr.fix -it
you know if you could you would open that hood// lip-sticks, oil on dip sticks// i be mixing an twistin// puttin pistion in engins// puting sistaz in missionary postion// she has lipfungus when we was kissin// if i lied and said ididnt touch her kitten iwould be lieing like bill clintion //

Mr. Fix It
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps a

Mr. Frazier...member Of The Week #1
Please come Fan,Add & Rate me... COME SEE ME... THE RED DRAGON MEMBER OF THE WEEK Mr Frazier@ fubar Please, if you would be so kind, leave Mr. Frazier some love by clicking his pic and feel free to stop by the lounge too by clicking the lounge link...Have fun!!

Mr Fubar Contest
Hook a brotha up :D I've been entered in a "Mr Fubar" contest. Most comments wins, bombing is allowed. :D This is the link to my entry~~> At least i think it is, it's still "private" until contest begins at 3 :D So, if you are so inclined, feel free to comment bomb it. :D The contest begins today, Saturday August 11 at 3PM est and ends at midnight est on Tuesday August 21. Thank you and have a wonderful day! I love my friends! Nobody loves you like I do!

Mr.fubar Contest
Well i entered my first contest just to prove to myself something(sigh),So far i had 43 comment,and i been asking somefriend to commeent bomb my picture.Some friends,Oh well can't force them to help anyways.I guess i always will fail in life.I entered some contest in my life thou,like the art contest,and still i lose.I guess i have no winner soul in me.Oh well thanks to the people that did comment on my picture,but i guess i'll just give up and leave it alone.Anyways here the link to my picture contest if you want to comment bomb it,and rate it. Just click on it and it'll take you their.Thank and i a preciate the help.

Mr Gentleman
Do gentlemen still exist?? They flatter a lady genuinely... They dont mention sex at all... They dont ask you to do anything... They give and expect nothing in return... OK... maybe this is a load of crap.. maybe i wouldnt mind a little respect!!! Yes i know.. repect is to be earnt.. I flatter genuinely.. i dont mention sex and wouldnt expect anything from anyone and im so much of a giver its untrue. I am respectful in all senses...until someone disrespects me. I dont expect much... just a little give and take.. not TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE AND TAKE!!

Mr Good Bar (( Ladies ))
Mr. Feel Good, where are you please You’re the one who has me on my knees Begging you to give me more More of this loving that’s made me sore Mr. Feel Good, tell me please How did you know just how to tease To not be to gentle but not to tough How did you know I like it rough Mr. Feel Good, show me how Push your sex into me, give it to me now Every inch of you right to the end Watch my mind, my soul, my body bend Mr. Feel Good, is it true Do you ache for me like I ache for you Cause if it’s true then come to me Make you feel good too, just wait and see

Mr. Green
Mr. Green was a silly bitch that always had an itch for something comfortable, but for someone with OCD it wasn't that unusual that he would always find something to fix, clean, or organize. So let's just say the guy was busy all the time. One day, Mr. Gteen was crossing getting some mail out of his mailbox. He was then sucked into an alternative universe where the word clean didn't exist. It was God's way of telling him to relaz. Wow. God missed the mark on that one.

Mr. Grim
"Mr. Grim" She longs to caress the silhouette that haunts within the depths of her mind .. She can see the demonic force which penetrates her thoughts.. She pushes back.. but he plays on rewind… Her eyes roll in the back of her head.. inner visions of her captivity, under the power.. where lies the dead.. Satin sheets ripple.. through her barb wired heart … He stabs her eternally ..with his steal black knife… Her tainted blood pours out, as he fills her with his darkness of life.. Her skin wrinkles cold …her eyes now grow dim… an eclipse of the moon.. With her last reaching

Mr. Happy's Vacuum
(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the in

Mr Hare & Mr Turtle
THERE were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever. Finally the customer behind me muttered, "Mr. Hare must be on vacation." Only then did I notice the name tag on the man at the register. It read: "Mr. Turtle, sales associate." --Contributed to "Life In These United States"

Mr. Happy?
The penis............... Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1- I do physical labor 2- I work at great depths 3- I plunge head first into everything I do 4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off 5- I work in a damp environment 6- I don't get paid overtime 7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation 8- I work in high temperatures 9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1- You can not work 8 hours straight 2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods 3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team 4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations 5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to sta

Mr. Happy's Vacuum
2000 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin (13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious e

Mr 7000000 Has A Stick In His Keester!!!
Today, Mr 7000000 was called a point whore...twice. (I'm using the third person, because I find that funny when people do it) I don't disagree, I AM a point whore. This I do not deny. I love points, and I love Fubucks, and the more, the merrier. But I didn't like the tone I was called it in. This has bugged me all morning, and so as with everything that bugs Mr 7000000, it eventually festers into a blog. Not to mention, there have been a few things lately I've noticed, and I'm ready to rant. First and foremost, before you call someone a point whore, maybe you should do a little digging, and see what they're doing with them. Just how are they spending their fubucks. I guarantee most the finger pointers, and hording their bucks, buying little gifts for their "friends", bidding on auctions, and other self serving tasks. Myself...well the people who know me know what I do with them. And once I build up again...I'll probably do the same thing. I work hard for my Fubucks, and do

Mr.hanky Auction- Ends August 2nd
MR. HANKY AUCTION *FU-BUCKS, BLASTS, HH, BLING, EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED *HIGHEST BIDDER WINS *AUCTION WILL RUN TIL AUGUST 2nd CLICK THE TOILET TO BID Brought to you by: ·· . .JÇ. . ··. .@ fubar

Mr Hott
OK Fubar...This guy only needs 4,134 points to level...surely we can help him out with that...Stop by his page, fan, rate, add, rate a few pics, check out his stash...he has plenty for you to look at...so PLEASE...show him the fu-love that he has shown to so many! Thank you! Mr_Hott**R/L B/F of MsRain'sHottLove** {Please read my "AboutMe" to get to know me!}@ fubar

Mr. Horny's Contest
http://fubar.com/blog/307451/1058209 My good friend Mr. Horny is having a contest for being Cherry Bombed!!! He will bomb the 2 highest bidder 6 times when he runs his six bombs...check his blog for details!!!!! http://fubar.com/blog/307451/1058209

Mrh Song
This is one of my favorite songs from Mushroomhead...it's how i feel right now... "Is there really anyone there, Fall on deaf ears all of my prayers, The mother of nothing, The mother of sin, The farther of decedance within us, A brother of suffering inside, Is there really anyone there, Why can't you look at me now? I hope you like what you've done to me, Drown in your misery, Waiting something new you made up, (When We give up it's never enough) Or this could be the day we rise, (When we give up it's never enough) I hope you like what you've done to me only through the thought of me, only through your suffering, Will you leanr to forget? Will you learn to forget, Through your suffering? I wonder why, Who will survive, When we try, With their lives," mushroomhead Savior Sarrow Twelve Hundred

Mr. Hushpuppy
So I called my mom just now. She had a date today with a guy she met online. Nothing special about the date. The usual coffee or Jamba Juice and chit chat. I was really more interested in what he was like. Mom had a hard break up with a guy that she was with for several years who my sister and I like to refer to as “Mr. Hushpuppy”. Mr. Hushpuppy lives on the beach and was CEO for a HUGE company. I was kinda sad after the conversation. Actually really sad to the point where I excused myself after about 4 minutes. I asked my mom… so… what was he like. She said “He looks like ___ (Insert Mr. Hushpuppy’s real name). He’s her age and then she said and he’s in the “same economical bracket as Mr. Hushpuppy”. I guess for me, I get down when I ask my mom about a man and in the top three things that she finds attractive about him is his money. I don’t understand this concept and in fact, if I were a man and heard that about me I would be offended. It’s the equivalent of saying

Mrhumpy Convos
My Shoutbox ->mrhumpy™: I really don't care what yo think...your not my friend mrhumpy™: lol@ur friends......like i give a FUCK what u do ...or who u show???LMAO mrhumpy™: ur just making urself look bad ...with "hotties" in ur name ->mrhumpy™: *shakes head* please go play with your friends mrhumpy™: enjoy ur lame ass "hotties" gang...and the controlling "chief".......that makes YOU look just as PATHETIC as the other loser women who follow his orders...hahahahahaha Charley: lol... controlled? really? mrhumpy™: LMAO ....thats all in fun....its called a FRIEND...that jokes with me ->mrhumpy™: *shakes head* please go play with your friends mrhumpy™: enjoy ur lame ass "hotties" gang...and the controlling "chief".......that makes YOU look just as PATHETIC as the other loser women who follow his orders...hahahahahaha mrhumpy™: LMAO ....thats all in fun....its called a FRIEND...that jokes with me ->mrhumpy™: those who disrespect women do not g

10/25/07 Mri
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)

Mri
As luck would have it, tomorrow I get my MRI, at Noon. They were trying to contact me using an old number, because apparantly they don't understand "Call me on this number" I called my Dr., who gave me the scheduling number, who called me back, and said they had a cancellation for tomorrow, and I snapped it up. So, I'll work a few hours, then shower, and get the MRI, and hopefully something will be resolved soon

Mri
So, I've been calling around cuz it's been 6 days since my appt and they haven't scheduled my breast MRI yet. Finally I got ahold of someone today. She says they have to schedule it 7-14 days after the first day of my period. Sounds simple enough, but the only time I have a regular cycle is when I'm on the pill, which I can't be on because it will make my tumor grow. *growls* Well, I'm set up for November 14, but I'll have to reschedule when my period doesn't come by Friday. And I've had one every month for a few months now, so this will probably be the month I don't have one and I'll be waiting another month to get the MRI just so they can decide whether they can do a lumpectomy. Meanwhile, the tumor's probably growing.

Mri And Going To The Beach
I had my MRI this morning, it sucked, but i managed not to freak out in the machine. Had to go to a piercing place yesterday and today to get my jewelry removed and put back in, so a good portion of my 20 some piercings are red and irritated. Drove home today, first time since the seizure. I did ok at first and then had to really concentrate on not freaking out. I did alot of singing out loud and concentrating on the words of the songs as i sang them, to keep my mind from flying through things. Hopefully sometime this week we will find out the results of the MRI. Tomorrow I leave for the beach for a week with my boyfriend and his family. Im nervous, but trying not to freak out. Im afraid im going to ruin things by freaking out, which is freaking me out. So im trying to stay calm and ive got a good stockpile of drugs to sedate me with if need be. i need to just try to go and relax. Everyone tries to tell me "just calm down" but its not that easy, sometimes, im not even stress

Mri Finally Scheduled!!!
MRI Tomorrow!!! Ok folks!! You have all heard about the pain,a nd me not wanting to talk or go out to do antyhing. Well we did find out it is not my arm bugging me after all of this but my neck. So I am having an MRI done tomorrow morning. I will keep u all updated on the report, but i will be doing PT for a few weeks. I have not been blowing u all off, this is a serious, and very painful time right now for me. It is SLOWLY improving. Wish me well, and I promise to keep u updated!!!! Happy NEW YEAR too all of u as well!!! Sherry

Mri Here I Come
Went to my Dr today, and he is starting the process to get an MRI for my aching body. Of course, today my hip felt pretty good. He did say he's 95% sure that it is something pinched. He said my circulation is good, and my strength is good. He also said keep walking, keeps strength in the leg. I also lost 4 more pounds, which, for being pretty inactive, makes me happy.

Mri Results!!!
Well results of my MRI show I have a herniated disk in my neck. It is pushing on the nerves to my left arm which meds. have made that pain manageable. But the not so good news is it is also pushing on my spinal cord which if not treated properly can cause a lot more damage to my spine, and other body areas. My Dr. has referred me to the BEST neurosurgeon in the area for an appointment to see if surgery is needed. My Dr. is simply doing this a precaution as it does involve my spinal cord. He believe PT, and nerve meds. will correct the issue. So I will be seeing the surgeon next week to see if he agrees with my Dr.s plan of therapy, or if surgery is needed. PLEASE Pray for me. Surgery is not really an option with two small children. Thank you too all of you for your kind words and support.

Mr Jerry Wont Be Here For A While
I am Mr Jerry`s nurse I am sorry to say he wont be here for a while,I am not even being told how bad it is.He collapsed Friday and hasn`t been very responsive.I will give you the news as soon as I receive it.I guess we can all say a prayer for him. Mellissa

Mr. Jones&me.
i've decided to start this blog off with 13 letters that i wrote to 13 people in my life. dear you, what does "impervious" mean? wrong adjective; i just looked it up. i think i am imperiously falling for you. i have been as disloyal as someone could be; but my heart still holds the a thousand affinities to your name. everybeat of my heart is back to the patio&umbrella overlooking the table where you placed your hands on my shoulders&called me gorgeous. i think my mind has made me love you more than i've ever loved anyone-- tell me-- is that a good thing? does it scare you that i know this much? i love you with a love that is so impervious (that's the right one this time...) that i couldn't imagine us not being together. at least now i have a good reason to visit the ocean and let the water taste me. i will lose this weight (even though you say i shouldn't) so i can be the perfect woman (for me, not you,) and then i will bask in the glow of the love-love

Mr. Joe Smith
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. while his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with gas from ( Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying ( AMERICAN ) jOB at the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer ( Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals ( MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why h

Mr Junior Hockey Star
Today, we salute you Mr. "Livin the Dream" Junior Hockey Player. While most average adolescents take the normal route right to college, You defy conformity and take the road less taken. While most are home studying for tests, you are out with your 12 pack, your tin of choice, and your team jacket trying to get as many high school girls in one place at one time. You truly are an All-Star. So raise your glass, and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, because there's no shame in being older than your college professor

Mr.katz
A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Ormond Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back t o his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Plantation Bay he answered, and then resumed reading.Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replie

Mr Kanye West
"Heard 'Em Say"(feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5)Wake up Mr. West [echoes][Kanye West]Uh, Yeah, Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah[Piano drops]And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.From the Chi, like Tim its the Hard-a-way,So this is in the name of love, like Robert saysBefore you ask me to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on a minimum wage?And I know the government administered AIDS,So I guess we just pray like the minister say,Allah o Akbar and throw em some hot cars,Things we see on the screen are not ours,But these niggas from the hood so these dreams not far,Where im from, the dope boys is the rock stars,But they can't cop cars without seein' cop cars,I guess they want us all behind bars.I know it.[Chorus (Adam Levine)]Uh, And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.(ooooooooo)And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.(Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today.)But we'll find a way(And nothing lasts forever but be honest babe, it hurts

Mr. King Of Kings
the king of kings go make him a godfather King of Kings/TCS Security@ fubar show him love tell him i sent u :) He also makes some great work on poster pics n name name graphics go and contact him if u want also a poster pic or a name graphic

Mr Know It All - (hate That Guy)
Was watching some videos today and this one came up. One of the lines really did speak to me .... never did like those people who come at you like.... they gotcha all figured out... and they have known you what? all of 10 minutes? Its the site they foumd you on, where your profile is, where you chat, what city you live in, the things you are into, or not into, or that you dont like something they said.... some people just dont get it, it all takes time. "Mr. Know It All" Mr. Know It All Well ya think you know it all But ya don't know a thing at all Ain't it, ain't it something y'all When somebody tells you something 'bout you Think that they know you more than you do So you take it down another pill to swallow Mr. Bring Me Down Well ya, ya like to bring me down, don't you? But I ain't laying down, baby, I ain't goin' down Can't nobody tell me how it's gonna be Nobody's gonna make a fool out of me Baby, you should know that I lead not follow [Chorus:] Oh you think that you know m

Mr Know It All
Mr Know It All Mr know it all Well ya think you know it all But ya don't know a thing at all Ain't it something y'all When somebody tells you something bout you Think that they know you more than you do So you take it down another pill to swallow Mr bring me down Well ya like to bring me down don't ya But I ain't laying down Can't nobody tell me how it's gonna be Nobody's gonna make a fool out of me Baby you should know that I had not follow [Chorus] Oh you think that you know me That's why I'm leaving you lonely Cause baby you don't know a thing about me You don't know a thing about me You ain't got the right to tell me When and where to go, no right to tell me Acting like you own me lately Yeah baby you don't know a thing about me You don't know a thing about me Mr play your games Only got yourself to blame But I ain't falling back again Cause I'm living my truth without your lies Let's be clear baby this is goodbye I ain't coming back tomorrow [Chorus] Oh you think that you kn

Mr Legal And Mr. Illegal
Mr. Legal vs. Mr. Illegal You have two families: "Mr. Legal" and "Mr. Illegal" . Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.Mr. Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.Mr. Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table."Ready? Now pay attention...Mr. Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Mr. Legal now has $31,231.00.Mr. Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.0 0 per year. Mr. Illegal pays no taxes. Mr. Illegal now has $31,200.00.Mr. Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Mr. Legal now has $24,031.00.Mr. Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year. Mr. Ill

Mr Lonely
I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND TODAY.HES LOST HIS WIFE,HAS NO FAMILY AND I THINK IM HIS ONLY FRIEND.HES A FUN LOVING GUY BUT NOONE EVER THINKS TO INVITE HIM BECOUSE THEY THINK OF HIM AS THEIR GUID AND ADVISOR.EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS THE SAME,WEEKEND COMES ,EVERYONE PARTIES AND HE SITS ALONE AT HOME. WELL ,I MENTIONED THAT VALENTINES DAY WAS COMMING UP AND IMMEDIATLY HE LOOKED DOWN.DAMN BILL CANNT U EVER SHUT UP,I THOUGHT.WE TALKED AND THEN I WENT OVER TO ANOTHER FRIENDS HOUSE ID GONE TO SCHOOL WITH.SHE HAS 5 KIDS BUT LOST HR HUSBAND IN IRAQ.WE SAT THERE TALKING AND I COMMENTED ON ALL THE VALENTINES PRESENTS,CANDIES AND CARDS THAT WEE ON HER TABLE.SHE SAID THEY WERE DELIVERED TODAY BUT FROM WHO SHE HAD NO IDEA. LATER I WAS TALKING TO A FEW OTHER FRIENDS,ALL SINGLE PARENTS OR BY THEM SELVES.ALL OF THEM HAD THE SAME EXPERIANCE,LOTS OF GIFTS AND CANDIES AND CARDS FROM AN ANNONOMYUSE PERSON. I DROVE BACK OVER TO MY FRIEND ID MET FIRST THING THIS MORNING TO SEE IF HE WANTED TO WATCH SOME MO

Mr Lonely
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com well this is the first weekend i have free since my divorce and i gotta party alone that sucks. i got a full tank of gas, a hand full of money, and nwhere to go, no one to party with. oh well its been two years i drink alone in my room i guess this will be another one of those weekends. i just thought since my kids were going to their moms i might go somewhere//// i am going somewhere i just dont know where. i'll probably start at my cousins house so i can finish his tattoo and see what he wants next. plus i gotta pick up the design for his girl's tat. but if they start that couple shit i'm out. being alone and seeing everyone else with their girls just makes me want to "punch a baby". my brother and his girl sit and make out in front of me and i throw stuff at them.. anyways other then that i'm looking for someplace/someone to get drunk with. i've never been out so this would be a first so im really excited to go anywhere as long as i can get ba

Mr.louisiana Feat. A Dot Cizzile- Boo Toot!
girl get ya ass away from da bar and hit da dance flo shawty mr. lousiana u no who it is makin a dance song fa ya to shake ya ass in da club wit do ya thang baby toot ya ass up and pop lock and drop lil momma no how to back dat ass up u no i like dem soulja rees boo dem white tees and bauds to come on baby gurl show des niggas dat u no how to bounce shake and twerk lift up ya shirt get dem hoes hatain again lettin no u da hottest thing on da dance flo have em like tupac all eyes on ya come on shawty its ya would so drop it like its hot and back and dont stop u no i like when u back dat thang up on me (Mr.Louisiana) come on baby gurl do ya thang boo toot it up and do what u do x3 nigga i gotta get back at u wit dis shit,cause i really don't be writin dance songs,but I like when lil momma go off in her thongs or her g-strings so come on shawty show dese others chicks dat u is tha badest boss chick dat be movin her bootin up and down on dat dance floor shakin her booty raw to dem

Mr Loser
->Tongue2Swe...: and I bet you have a lot of suck-sess with women->Tongue2Swe...: I cant lose more than you did when you were bornTongue2Swe...: block me slut beause u won't win here->Tongue2Swe...: lmao, you are the one that looks like a bloated crab in your defaultTongue2Swe...: well hun you are fat and ugly like all the women here but you think you are nice because of the wimpy guys that make a big deal about you....in my book your a ugly tramp cunt ....abd fat->Tongue2Swe...: it would be nicer if you could put that cap up your assholeTongue2Swe...: would u like it better if i shaved my head and wore a baseball cap backwards like the wimpy guys your age?->Tongue2Swe...: its not the age, its the faceTongue2Swe...: don't let age fool u dear->Tongue2Swe...: i doubt itTongue2Swe...: 2 inches on a good day hun but you would like it

Mr. Mac Goes To Washington... Part 2
Well tomorrow I head back to Washington DC for an interview... hopefully this time I don't get sick all morning and screw it up. Please wish me luck, I really want this job and I really want to start the next part of my life. Take care and I will catch you on the flip side.

Mr Maccorkindale
Actor Simon MacCorkindale, 58, dies after losing battle with cancer By BEN TODD and KATE LOVEYS UPDATED: 20:23 EST, 15 October 2010 Actor Simon MacCorkindale, who starred in TV's Casualty, has died after a four-year battle with cancer. The 58-year-old actor passed away in the arms of his wife, actress Susan George, in a clinic in London's Harley Street at 10.30pm last night. Paying tribute to her husband today, Ms George said: 'No one could have fought this disease any harder than he did since being diagnosed four years ago. 'He fought it with such strength, courage and belief. Last night, he lost this battle, and he died peacefully in my arms. 'To me, he was simply the best of everything, and I loved him with all my heart. He will live on in me forever.' Cambridgeshire-born MacCorkindale was the son of an RAF officer and was educated at public school Haileybury. He built a 30-year career on stage, film and TV playing handsome, often caddish roles. He first intended to fol

Mr. Manson
Brian Hugh Warner (born January 5, 1969), better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American rock musician, actor, painter, multimedial artist and former music journalist known for his controversial stage persona and image as the lead singer of the eponymous band Marilyn Manson. His stage name was formed from juxtaposing the names of two American cultural icons, namely actress Marilyn Monroe and multiple murder conspiracy convict Charles Manson[1] as a critical and, simultaneously, laudatory appraisal of America and its peculiar culture.[2][3] The seemingly outrageous visual and vocal styles he employs, his unique interpretations of familiar songs and the controversy surrounding his lyrics and imagery have led to his very pronounced public appeal.[4] Manson has been ranked in the Top 100 Heavy Metal Vocalists by

Mr. Meyer
It would of been better for Stonybrook to settle than for you Mr. Meyer as an Attorney to tell me no one would be happy if I filed a Civil Suit. Would you like to hear yourself? Mr. Winkler as a perspective Attorney, you had it going until you decided to really open you mouth, didn't you, because I'm all for letting everyone know about me and all, aren't you curious a bit? I am. Sleep very well tonight and every night? Norio

Mr. Miller Says Hello
I'm new. Well, not completely. I had a cherry acct but I really don't remember my username. It's sunday night (stating the obvious) and I have decided to make it a good fucking night. I had to work yesterday. Lame. SO Mr. Bud and Mr. Miller are joining me tonight. If I attacked your profile, just be glad I was in a good mood :D

Mr. Mister-broken Wings
Baby don't understand Why we can't just hold on To each other's hands This time might be the last I fear unless I make it all too clear I need you so Take these broken wings And learn to fly again And learn to live so free And when we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up And let us in Take these broken wings Baby I think tonight We can take what was wrong To make it right Baby it's all I know That you're half of the flesh And blood makes me whole Need you so Take these broken wings And learn to fly again And learn to live so free And when we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up And let us in Take these broken wings You got to learn to fly And learn to live so free And when we hear the voices sing Let us in Let us in Baby it's all I know That you're half of the flesh And blood makes me whole Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah so Take these broken wings And learn to fly again And learn to live so free And when w

Mr. Midnight Rider - Fu Luv Bomb Squad Member Needs U
Fu Luv Needed Here!!! MR MIDNIGHT RIDER Just click the Picture!! Please stop by and FAN, RATE and ADD my friend. He also needs help leveling!!! He is a terrific person and always helps me out!!! So come on FUBAR show him some love and he and I will both return the favor!!! Mr Midnight Rider~Fu Pastor and Judge When Needed~Owned By SusieBaby@ fubar PIMPOUT BY Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-R/L Wife of Wills-Owned by BGF55♥Dangerous Curves Member@ fubar

Mr. Mj
There has been nothing much on tv lately cause they keep going on about Michael Jackson dying so I decided to sit and write a quick blog on my feelings on his passing, so here goes. Although I never knew him personaly or seen any of his shows I felt I came to know him through his music. I used to sit and play his Thriller song over and over again during Halloween while I sat on the front porch to hand out the goodies to the trick or treaters that came to the house (it was my mom's idea). As I said in other blogs, hearing of Michael Jackson's Passing is like loosing a friend even though we never knew eachother on a personal level. He was part of my generation and I grew up listening to his music. It was because of him that I picked up a guitar for the first time and started to learn how to play, He inspired me to do so. So I now say to you my friend, good bye and R.I.P. You were an inspiration to so many.

Mr. Moon, Mr. Night
Mr. Moon, Mr. Night please send down; your sweet, sweet light. To fill and brighten, the void of this endless night. Dream away the cares of yesterday, as shadows dance across the sky. Day is gone and night rolls in, welcoming all that have slept in. Some things were created, to be of the night. While others sleep, they come alive.

Mr. Mom! Hehehe
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the l

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Mrmostunderrated Goin For Spotlight!
Do you know this man? MRMostunderated (SHADOWLEVELER)( freelance bomber))(stalked by lil freakstar)(fuboytoy 2 rev gail)@ fubar I bet you do! If not, you're missing out on a great friend. Well, this man is going for spotlight! I think we can all help him out and get it for him! No donation is to big or too small. If you donate at least 250,000 to him, I (BRATTYBYTCH!) will personally make you a Thank you salute! Please send me a fu-mail and let me know you have done so. When I verify with him that you sent that amount, I will make you a personal salute!! THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY NONE OTHER THAN: MEEEEEEEE! BrattyBytch@ fubar Swagger Like Us - T.I. feat Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne

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Mr & Mrs First Time
They made their way through the house, through the softly lit parlor with abundant pillows and the big screen television, sound muted. Most bodies were upright but some were already horizontal and squirming -- all were naked. He had a nice build, with well-groomed pubic hair a testament to his regard for genitalia. Pierced nipples, too. Very nice. She was much smaller, with a delicate pussy. Great succulent nipples. The man was the first to notice the steady stream of porn being played on the wide screen but the woman saw that the coffee table was strewn with glossy nudie magazines. Steps from the kitchen, where voices and laughter suggested friendly interaction, she had a small panic attack and clutched his arm. I couldn't hear what they said but I can only assume that the steady visual stream of tits, asses, cocks, pussies, moans, and slippery sloshing noises overwhelmed her. It scared the hell out of me the first time, too. And she was a tiny thing, which made her seem more vulnerab

Mr Murphy
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT . 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. . 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. . 3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. . 4. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. . 5. The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined. . 6. Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo. . 7. Veterans are predictable, it's the replacements that are dangerous. . 8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. when you're ready for them. b. when you're not ready for them. . 9. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. . 10. If you can't remember, then the claymore anti-personnel mine IS pointed at you. . 11. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. . 12. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down. . 13. If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush. . 14. Never draw fire, it irrit

Mr Naughty Dog
You’re such a naughty dog, Baby…. treating all those women soooo bad. Now tell the truth, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, just how many have you had? You must be much too macho and too mystifyingly mystical too. Seems all those lovely ladies wanna put a leash on you! Some people call me a b*tch and say I’m as bad as you but I’ve only badly broken a lovesick heart or two… You’re such a dog, Sweet Man so I think the time must be due for a visit from animal control to take care of the beast in you. Just let me slip these cuffs over your big manly wrists and this collar around your neck; be good now or I’ll give it a twist. Oh la la, I’m so glad, Mr. Studly you’ve never been to the vet for a serious spherical operation we would both now deeply regret. Go ahead and howl Big Boy, I’ve got you in my power and I won't be done with you all night much less within the hour. You’re such a dog and a rogue refusing to cower and cooperate with all t

Mr Nice Guy
Here I am, sitting here and pondering over the topic ," Mr Nice Guy." Its just seems that it is a topic that many people is interested about. But, they just dont like to talk about it. So does Mr Nice guy exists or there is no such things as Mr Nice guy. My thoughts are there are always Mr Nice Guy around.It just depends where you look for it.Should we go to the bars or clubs to look for Mr Nice Guy. My answer is Yes. Well, I agree that you find assholes and dickheads in such places but Mr Nice Guy do go out to drinks and parties at times and if u do look properly, there are some. Just take a walk, look into their eyes and you might just find one. Dont look for the ones that are standing outside the bathrooms. They are mostly taken. If they do say hi to you, probably they are asking you to go into the bathroom and look for their drunkered girlfriend that is puking inside and perhaps even sleeping inside. Talk about that. That happened to me once. I was so drunk that I spend an

Mrniceguy01 Needs Help Leveling
hey all please do me a favor and show ur love to one of my best friends on fu.... he needs help leveling off .... and he will be more than happy to return the love.... thanks mrniceguy01@ fubar

Mr. Nice Guy?
Ok, so some people tell me how nice I am, that I am such a sweetheart, a wonderful person. I say that they are full of shit! If I was such a nice person, why do people shit on me? Why am I treated with such DISRESPECT? There people out there that really hate me, some of them have a reason, I suppose. Most people that hate me, or at least don't like me, don't really have a reason in my eyes. Tessa was supposed to come over around noon, unless jesse had something else to do. She said that she would call and let me know if she was coming over later, and she was going to call when she left there, well, she has not called either way yet. The funny thing is is that jesse has said out loud within my hearing that he fucking HATES me! Now what have I ever done to him? Not a goddamn thing! I try to be respectful and not do or say things in front of him that might cause hard feelings. Yet, he says things and does things that bother me. So, I have to respect him, but he can disrespect m

~mØrnïng PÅncÅkë§~
Six year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents Pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, Opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it On the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most Of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the Floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to Be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or On the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked!. Suddenly he saw His kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, Knocking the egg carton to the floor. Franti cally he tried to clean up This monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white And sticky. And just then he saw Dad standing at

Mr. November
Do I have it in me to be Mr. November and win a silly Cherry Contest?...lmao.....I think not....but it'll be fun to come by and act a fool and leave all manner of rowdiness about....lol...I'll post the links n wut nots when it opens up. So live, love, and taser all mofos that step outta line....hehehe...peace...

Mr Obama
Yes we can was the chant of 08, And it appears this man possess qualities needed to become great, So many challenges such a daunting task, After 8 years of suffering from the neo-cons wrath, His promises lift hopes to levels unknown, Lets start by ensuring our jobs will stay here at home, Build more schools less bombs and tanks, And please Mr Obama protect us from the predatory banks, While were at it lets reform corporations, And the part that gives them the rights of a person, War crimes were committed by those before you, Love to see them in their own cells in guantanamo, Oh yeah our environment is in dire shape, And with you can be the start of a new age, Where people do come first, But not at the expense of our Mother Earth!! truthsquad © 2008

Mr. Obama's War And Peace
In the last week or so, US Pres. Barack H. Obama (D-IL) has been making some interesting moves in the areas of war and peace. War: BHO has decided to end the Iraqi War II by 12-31-2011 via troop withdrawals from Iraq to the frontline in Afghanistan. Thus fulfilling his campaign promises to the Anti-War Left. At the same time, he is closing the prison at Gitmo Bay, Cuba and allowing for the press to cover the delivery of war dead to Dover Air Force Base. More moves to make the war effort more open and honorable in the eyes of the Anti-War Left. In news reports, the military is split on his moves. Some want to end the wars while others fear their withdrawal now will ensure an Iraqi War III in about 10 years. Peace: BHO sent US Sec. of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) to Asia for a "Get-To-Know-Me" trip. The big highlight was her statement that the US has to now downplay China's human rights record in order to keep it buying our debt. This is a total 180 degree change from her days as F

Mr Obama
Yes we can was the chant of 08,And it appears this man possess qualities needed to become great,So many challenges such a daunting task,After 8 years of suffering from the neo-cons wrath,His promises lift hopes to levels unknown,Lets start by ensuring our jobs will stay here at home,Build more schools less bombs and tanks,And please Mr Obama protect us from the predatory banks,While were at it lets reform corporations,And the part that gives them the rights of a person,War crimes were committed by those before you,Love to see them in their own cells in guantanamo,Oh yeah our environment is in dire shape,And with you can be the start of a new age,Where people do come first,But not at the expense of our Mother Earth!! thevoice © 2008

Mr. Penis Speaks Out
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your re quest for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulati

Mr. Perfect
I have decided to give up looking for him for now. It seems like all I ever find are assholes and insensitive pricks. It sucks; I'm not even looking for the perfect guy. Just the one I feel is perfect for me. I gave the nice guy a shot and he pissed me off to no fucking end. I’m just fuming over that still. I got over the fact he has some sort of sick panty fetish (who doesn't like a little kinkiness right?)and the fact he isn’t what I usually consider my type. Just to get some guy thinking he's a wanna be pimp. I get my hopes up that I'm going to meet someone fun, interesting, intelligent, capable of holding a conversation...but alas I find none of the above. What gets me is I’m not even one of those money hungry, looks are everything bitches. I treat my man with respect; give as much love as I get most of the time I give more actually but noooo. I am smart, work and don't need a man for his money, just a man who can be a man who can be himself and not some asshat loser. I wonder some

Mr. Perlman
Ronald N. "Ron" Perlman[1] (born April 13, 1950) is an American television, film and voice actor. He is known for having played Vincent in the TV series Beauty and the Beast (for which he won a Golden Globe), Slade in the animated series Teen Titans and Clarence "Clay" Morrow in Sons of Anarchy. He has starred in the Guillermo del Toro films Cronos, Blade II, and as the comic book character Hellboy in both 2004's Hellboy and its 2008 sequel Hellboy II: The Golden Army. He has also played Mr. Kellerman in an episode of Charmed titled Wrestling with Demons and as the narrator of the post-apocalyptic game series Fallout. In 2010, he provided the voice o

Mr Pibb - Owned By Flutterby'sz Auction!!!
Join Pibb'sz Auction...Heres All His Rules And What Not!! It Will B Fun!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNNNA!!! *Smooches* AND DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME!!! YOU KNOW YA LUBB ME!!! *smooches* Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from tomorrow, January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would li

Mr Pigeon Go Away
I haven't had a decent lie in since London. Honestly you would think I had a proper job or something, having to get up early and be places is the very reason I became a comedian. I do nowt! This morning I had to get up and go see the specialist about my 'bowel' issue suffice to say I am getting a colonoscopy quite soon which I am sure is sexual to a few hard nosed politicians yet evil to me. I have NEVER found excitement in shoving things up my back bottom, seriously -its exit only- and those folk who shove hamsters and lava lamps up theirs need executed or put in a special ward. Ok that might have sounded extreme, but I am having a strange day as a pigeon attacked me as I slept. Here is the story; my bed is beneath my window, so my pillows are basically where your knees would be if you were hanging out of my top floor windows. I like it that way but sometimes I push the windows open full and birds come up under the eaves, spot the gaping window and do a wee peep in. The

Mr. P. Ness...lol
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety

Mr Postman
Oh yes, wait just a minute mister postman Wait, wait mister postman (Mister postman look and see) oh yeah (If there's a letter in the bag for me) Please mister postman (I've been waiting a long long time)oh, yeah (Since I heard from that gal of mine) There must be some mail today From my girlfriend so far away Please mister postman look and see If there's a letter, a letter for me I've been standing here waiting Mister Postman So patiently for just a card or just a letter Saying she's returning home to me Please Mister Postman (Mister postman look and see) oh yeah (If there's a letter in the bag for me)Please mister postman (I've been waiting a long long time)oh, yeah (Since I heard from that gal of mine) So many days you past me by See the tears standing in my eye You didn't stop to make me feel better By leaving me a card or letter Mister Postman, look and see Is there a letter, yeah, for me I've been waiting such a long long time Since I heard fr

Mr Potato Eyes Told Me Tew
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a speed reader 2. I cannot take a crap without a book 3. Speaking of taking a crap, I just recently am able to drop one at work (would hold it like a champ all freaking day before) 4. I have done jagerbombs for the past two years every Friday night (except twice I switched it up and partied on a Saturday instead) 5. I used to be skinny when I did coke............now I have a fat ass that I adore 6. I am a gifted cook and there is not one measuring spoon or cup in my house 7. I am aware of my being a know it all and am working on keeping my mouth shut more and my ears open................ 8. I have carried the n

A Mr 7000000 Primer
I'm going to have recurring themes throughout my blogs, so I thought I'd put someof the basic ones in a primer, so you can tell early my views, and if you even want to bother reading them. 1) Oprah is the anti-Christ. She is leading her followers down the path of ruin. She has all the Oprah zombies reading what she says, doing what she says...she's a cult within herself. She's a snooty fake, who's forgotten where she's from as far as I'm concerned. Over the years, if there is an American affliction, it has touched Oprah personally. 2) Dr. Phil is the Devil. Where else but America can a fat man have a best selling diet book? Where else can a man who's been divorced have a best selling relationship book? He is living proof of #1. He spouts off common sense, and the Oprah zombies think it's like the first time Jesus spoke. Use your head ladies, he's a moron. 3) PETA is an ecoterrorist organization, spreading false propaganda. I admit, some of the previous anima

Mr. President (have Pity On The Working Man)
We've taken all you've given But it's gettin' hard to make a livin' Mr. President have pity on the working man We're not asking you to love us You may place yourself high above us Mr. President have pity on the working man I know it may sound funny But people ev'ry where are runnin' out of money We just can't make it by ourself It is cold and the wind is blowing We need something to keep us gong Mr. President have pity on the working man Maybe you've cheated Maybe you've lied Maybe you have lost your mind Maybe you're only thinking 'bout yourself Too late to run. Too late to cry now The time has come for us to say good-bye now Mr. President have pity on the working man Mr. President have pity on the working man

Mr. President, You Do Not Speak For Me!
Since 20 January, 2008, I have watched as our President, supposedly the leader of our great country and a representative of Americans everywhere, bow and scrape before the leaders of other countries as he apologized for one transgression after another. I found the pictures (photo ops?) of the president bowing to the Saudis and others offensive. True, they should be treated with respect, but gravel? Never! Surely, he has someone on his staff who knows something of ettiquette, someone who knows the proper way and the meanings of the ways to bow to the Japanese Emperor, for instance. So, either he did the bowing and apologizing by mistake, or he did it intentionally, believing America has a lot for which to apologize. Mr. President, you do not speak for ME! I am an American! I will not apologize for being an American! Yesterday, he made a speech laying out his vision of the Middle East, calling for Israel to go back to the pre-1967 borders which would provide little or no security for th

Mr. Right
Dear Mr. Right, Will the love that we have for each other never end? Will our hearts grow for one another and never let each other go? Living so far apart and hardly ever getting to see each other, will that be a sacrifice we need to make? I know there are things we're going to have to sacrifice, and things we're going to run into such as long distance relationship and what not. But will this be the true thing that will take and put us in a trance of never being apart by heart? I know the feelings I have for you are true, but are the feelings you have for me true and not just a fluke? I guess we will never truly know till we meet face to face one day and our eyes meet, and our hearts start to beat faster. I know when my eyes meet with your eyes, that it will be a twist of fate that was supposes to happen. Are you the one for me? I guess to be honest that is a silly question till someday we meet. It seems like now it's true, and it seems to be true what we feel for each other but

Mr. Right Or Not
now i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, one who's "willy" is thick and long. One who thinks b4 he speaks, when he promises to call he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when i spend his cash he won't be annoyed. One who pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. OH! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say when i ask "How big is my behind?" ONewho'll make love to my body's a twitchin, in the hall, the shower , the garden , the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempts to screw my best friend. and as i knee and pray by my bed. I look at the shithead u sent me instead!!

Mr Right Not Mr Right Now!
every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants!!!!!!!!!! To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO SE

Mr. Right
AS I SIT HERE ALONE EACH NIGHT WONDERING WHERE IS "MR. RIGHT"? I'VE LIVE IN LOVE, I'VE LIVED IN HATE MAN MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SIGHT. I'VE BEEN PUT DOWN I'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND, EVEN BEEN HELD ON THE GROUND YET HERE IAM , WAITING FOR THE SOUND... WHAT SOUND YOU MAY ASK THE ONE THAT COMES FROM UNDER THE MASK, FROM THE GOOD, FROM THE BAD, AND EVEN FROM THE SAD THE SOUND THAT SAYS YOU'VE OVERCOME THE TASK. MY HEART IS WAITING TO TAKE FLIGHT WHEN MR. RIGHT FINALLY COMES INTO SIGHT ON THAT SWEET ROMANTIC NIGHT... WRITTEN BY MICHELLE

Mr Right?
I sit alone again, tonight just who is this Mr Right? have I met him as of yet should I ponder, should I fret? if I had met him, wouldn't I know? wouldn't an emotion begin to grow? is he out there searching for me? lurking perhaps where I cannot see does it matter if I will fall could he truly climb over my wall? I won't sit here long tonight wishing for that Mr Right if he exists one day I'll find sweet romantic thoughts in mind until then i shall just be me as foolish and silly as I can be A.Boudreaux 07

Mr. Right Isn't Interested? Try This...
Mr. Right Isn't Interested? Try This... >Tip: If you've ever had the experience of dating a man you knew was right for you, but you weren't able to attract him or keep his interest for more than "fun" or a few dates, there's something you need to know - the single worst dating mistake that most women make that push men away and turn them off can be easily avoided, if you know what it is. Discover the 5 "symptoms" of this mistake and learn what to do instead to quickly capture a man's attention and interest right here: http://www.CatchHimKeepHim.com/e/12833/MeetingTheOne/ What makes a man want to stay single? And what makes a man want to stay single and not have a relationship even when he's dating an amazing woman? Keep reading to find out. Here's something you should know... Did you know that most men make up their minds about whether they'd "get serious" and try out a relationship within the first few minutes of having met

Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: [Check all those that apply] ___ Your breasts are bigger than mine. ___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. ___ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing. ___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other tha

Mr Right
ME AND MR RIGHT !!! MY IDEAL MATCH my ideal match is enthusiastic, motivated and open-minded. In fact, he's even open to breaking the rules sometimes. He's also very innovative and jumps at the chance to take on new projects. He's be very serious at times, but he's also very popular. my ideal man is refreshingly down-to-earth, and is in tune with experiences as they're happening. ME i am warm, knowing and aren't afraid to go after my goals. i tend to be patient with people, too. And if that weren't enough, i pretty much set the standard for emotional health by being filled with positive feelings and energy - energy i radiate out onto those around me. ME AND MR. RIGHT my ideal sexual partner is a very passionate person who knows how to fully enjoy sex. He has a highly active sex drive and imagination when it comes to trying new sexual moves. And these characteristics set him up for having intense and pleasurable sexual encounters that bring him much satisfacti

Mr. Right....
I stole this from someone....but damn, ain't it the story of my life!!! GRRRR! MR. RIGHT Advantages a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally c. He will love you even when you are not lovable d. He has a career and not a job! e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you g. He doesnt have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - hes smarter than that h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see hes fine as hell! j. He can dress - knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat. k. He loves his mother and respects women Disadvantages a. You`ve never met him

Mr. Right
Sometimes I cant help but wonder Did I get myself in a mess Or did I find true love Not really sure which But either way Its done now No turning back If its meant to work, it will If not then damn my luck Like they always say He may not be Mr. Right But he can be my Mr. Right Now Hopefully its more But theres no telling

Mr.right
So sick of not having any confidence in myself.. time for me to lift my head up hold it high and proud.. Smile and be happy and make other people happy and smile also.. I wanna be happy everyday and share it with someone special so I am not looking no more Mr. Right if your out there and read this come to me I have been waiting patiently and been hurt more than loved.. Its my time now.. this might sound like I am desperate but you totally got that wrong I am far from being desperate..

Mr. Right And Mr. Wrong!
Mr. Right won’t always tell you all the things you want to hear! Cause Mr. Right keeps it real, he is honest and sincere Mr. Wrong doesn’t care so he can lie if he needs to. By the time you realize he lied, he’ll be done with you. Mr. Right takes his time cause he plans to stick around. Mr. Wrong wants to rush things, he only wants to lay you down. Mr. Right may have baggage because he does the right thing. Mr. Wrong doesn’t commit to anything; to him it was just a fling. Mr. Right wont make any promise he doesn’t plan to keep Mr. Wrong will promise everything; then later laugh while you weep. Mr. Right isn’t always the best looking or dressed in the finest gear. Cause Mr. Right isn’t selfish or vain. If he is comfortable he don’t care Mr. Wrong is usually fly with all the best brand names. Paid for by other woman, just trophies from the games Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong will always compete over and over again Mr. Right will always lose and Mr.

Mrrightnow
I dont know who MRRIGHTNOW is, but his page is blocked and he came on my site, sending me messeges, say to pimp my black mama and sister, and get a real 'f'ing job douche, and saying i work at some car wash, the punks got issues

Mr.right
As a little girl you always dreamed of having a fairy tale wedding. Or having that perfect kiss with the perfect someone. You grow up and relalize finding the Mr.Right is a lot harder then the movies or television makes it seem. My name is janae Okonewski. I am twenty one and sit in my room everyday wondering when im going to find that one for me. I am tired of being treated like im a peice of ass. Everyone always asks why certain women are single. And Im that perfect example. Now, I am not a perfect person, I have made my share of mistakes just like everyone else. But I can Honestly say that I dont regret any minute of my life thus far. Further more I think My mistakes have made me who I am. I am an honest person with an extremely big heart who wants nothing more then to find someone who i can spend my life and heart with. I want someone to love who will love and respect me. I want to wake up next to a beautiful face. I want to get dressed up nice to look good for my man. I want to su

Mr. Right Is Totally Wrong..
Well, as some may know, For the past six months or so I'd been having a fling with my best friend Pete. Even though I knew it was just fun, or supposed to be, I couldn't help myself. I was twisted in his words and movements.. His hands and lips like magic, sigh.. He eventually told me he was thinking about dating me, ecstatic as I was we layed all night together watching movies.. Well I come to find out he was just as confused as I was. Right now he wants to have someone there for him while he can run around with bar skanks, an open relationship, which I'm not down for. It's taken me two months or so to get going with my life, even when he left he made me stronger. Though I still wake up and wish I saw him there again, where he was everynight since I lived here, next to me with sometimes his hand in mine. So secretive, we couldn't tell anyone. Its was so exciting and I think that was our downfall.. Friends with benefits with my best friend was the best and worst idea I've ever had.

2mrrow
Tomorrow" And I wanna believe you, When you tell me that it'll be ok, Ya I try to believe you, But I don't When you say that it's gonna be, It always turns out to be a different way, I try to believe you, Not today, today, today, today, today... [Chorus:] I don't know how I'll feel, tomorrow, tomorrow, I don't know what to say, tomorrow, tomorrow Is a different day It's always been up to you, It's turning around, It's up to me, I'm gonna do what I have to do, just don't i love this song.

Mr Romantic
My loves the romantic kind, so you can see we are the perfect kind for I have been called Mr. Romantic in my time, we know how to love each other and we are at it all the time… Morning, noon and night, we just can’t get enough of the others love so right, but that’s alright we aren’t afraid to show our love has others might, why hide it every one falls in love right, so why be afraid of feelings alright… Never be afraid to say I love you, on a bus or on the tube or even to the world like I do, why because I am romantic and I want you to know I love you too, whoops everyone heard that too... But I don’t care girl you’ve got me walking on air, dancing down the street telling everyone that you’re so fair, laughing because I am enjoying this romantic time we share...

The Mrs.
The story begins with cutting a deal with a local sex toy merchant on the corner of Oak and Main St., one with a great reputation for selling bedroom apparel, fancy bedding, and a host of liquid stimulants. After the deal was completed with a strong handshake and a pat on the back, I managed to store my emotions and race from the tiny store. I kicked up my heels outside in jubilation; despite the small amount of money I would receive for the colorful CDs I promised to deliver to Mr. Brown in three days. I knew, that in due time, I would have a promising future as a skilled author. I was never once curious about the Mrs. until my eye captured the lanky 6' creamy frame of the middle-age woman dressed uncanny for the season and standing in the center of the room behind the shabby green drapes. She was a strawberry in an extremely short skirt and red bra. Her cheeks were red and she had an eye for a younger man. I watched as the longhaired woman vanished from sight to another part of the s

Mrs. Army Wife 2 You!!!
Now this is my first blog ever... I need to get some things off my chest. This azzhole who has left numerous comments to a marine and myself.. "2006-10-02 10:42:34 i would if i could just to prove my point...that they are bitches yes yes fuck all them.. ... it would suck if ur man dies in iraq before the two months... i wont lose sleep over it .. i sleep good they dont sucks for them 2006-10-02 10:23:45 i love it ... it all could of been stoped but g.w.b. did nothing about it.. so get over it be mad at him.. and no one asked the ass clowns to go over there no no.. they wanted to join now they have to do their thing so stop crying... and they will never finde b.l. no no but thank bush if anyone.... no no my colors are green and blue get it right... fuck ur flag...... yes yes ... i shit on it.... yes yes" JACKAZZ that Said These Comments It's sad how because of our soldiers today, the DRAFT hasn't been brought back as of yet... Don't blame the soldiers for doing thei

Mrs. A
Mrs. A You have a way with you The way you smile when I see you Intense I slow my pace when you walk with grace And catch your scent when you touch my face Small events You fed my hunger and my soul Sensed my empathy, key in any lovers role A jewel With so much love, I see you still alone Without a half to call a whole made complete a women's home Nothing's impossible Sunrises peek, beats natures cue New beginnings for you when you gave me blue In love about you but you never knew You are everything It hurt to see you go The one thought I had when I said goodbye Was My... how the years went by Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez

Mrsa Staph Infection And Stuff~;(>
I've been bed ridden for the past week because of this staph infection that turned out to be the worst kind, MRSA. Which is resistant to most antibiotics, so they had to cut and drain it then pack it which is the most painful thing I have ever expirenced. Now I have a nice size hole in my leg. I'll post the pic. when I dress it tonight, I'm sure everyone want's to see it~;)> Besides that I have finally got my driver license back, 'bout damn time. I've also bought the new Zelda but waiting to get the Wii because they don't have any in stock yet, sux ass~;(> I've been watchin' a shit load of movies, The Illusionist being one of my favorites and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Begining being the bloodiest, Superman Returns was less than I expected and and I can't wait to see SawIII this tuesday~;)> I also don't think I'll be here as much as I used to. I'll be doing more stuff now that I have my drivers license back, well that it for this blag~;P>

Mrsa
My boyfriend passed away from MRSA so I write this in hopes it can help someone else..before it's too late..I also, dealt with it 4 times since he died but had the proper medication to get better... What is methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus (MRSA)? Methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus is a bacterial infection resistant to antibiotic methicillin. Staphylococcus aureus, sometimes referred to simply as "staph," or "staph A" is a common bacterium found on the skin of healthy people. If staph gets into the body it can cause a minor infection such as boils or pimples or serious infections such as pneumonia or blood infections. One antibiotic commonly used to treat staph infections is methicillin. While methicillin is very effective in treating most staph infections, some staph bacteria have developed a resistance to methicillin and can no longer be killed by this antibiotic. The resistant bacteria are called methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus or MRSA.

Mrs Applebees Class
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're assholes!"

M.r.s.a.
Definition MRSA infection is caused by Staphylococcus aureus bacteria — often called "staph." MRSA stands for methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. It's a strain of staph that's resistant to the broad-spectrum antibiotics commonly used to treat it. MRSA can be fatal. Most MRSA infections occur in hospitals or other health care settings, such as nursing homes and dialysis centers. It's known as health care-associated MRSA, or HA-MRSA. Older adults and people with weakened immune systems are at most risk of HA-MRSA. More recently, another type of MRSA has occurred among otherwise healthy people in the wider community. This form, community-associated MRSA, or CA-MRSA, is responsible for serious skin and soft tissue infections and for a serious form of pneumonia. Symptoms Staph skin infections, including MRSA, generally start as small red bumps that resemble pimples, boils or spider bites. These can quickly turn into deep, painful abscesses that require surgical draining. Som

Mrs Billy Bob!!!
HAHAHA!!! I am now married and loving my hubby so much! It is taking some getting used to the fact that I am now a Mrs. and I HATE the fact that we still have to live separately. He's at Granpa's house (which will be his when Granpa goes the way of all the earth) and I am living with Momma and Daddy (my in-laws). Contrary to popular belief, I have no probs living with parents, I just hate having to figure out ways to share Billy Bob with Granpa. Oh, well, it will all work out in the end.

Mrs.claus
Twas the night before Christmas,and up in the bed,she had him tied up,while giving him head. He was moaning and groaning,and begging for more....Who would have thought that Mrs. Claus was a whore? She was sucking and stroking santa with much care,and quietly wishing a few Elves were there. Then she climbed up onto him,and said "I don't care who's been bad or good, before you leave this house,you're giving me wood!" Then bumping and grinding,and flailing about, he was pounding her good,and she started to shout.."Oh yes Santa...Im cumming you jolly ole soul... just keep pounding me hard with that long,firm pole!" ...... Now St. Nick was exhausted,and in bed he still lay, Mrs. Claus said "to hell with the people,this is now my day!!!"

Mrs. Dont Hate
hey thats my melissa she one of the very few really great women here on fubar ya go and show her lots of love!!!! ~* DONT HATE *~ ITS MELISSA BITCH *~LOVING MY HATERS !@ fubar got to love her!!!! so ya know the deal click the link to her page and love her like i do click the pics n love the work i did

Mr. Sensitive
As I look at you I see many things. First, I see what looks back at me. I see the eyes, the color of the clear blue sea. They are big enough to get lost in. Next, I see the smile that greets me when I'm down and it is big enough to brighten up anyones day. I see a strong figure outlined with broad shoulders, that shows strength and determination. I see the hands that have virility, but also posses a sensitive touch. As I speak to you I see many things. Not only do I see your love for the Lord, but I see the great friend you are to me. I see intelligence in your advice and in your ways of friendship. When I sit next to you and listen to you speak, you send off a voice of sensitivity and understanding. As I think about you, I know many things. Your big heart and sensitive touch helps me to see what Jesus was like. Thank you for your time and love Grandpa. I look up to you in many ways. To me, you are Mr. Sensitive By: Lucky to be Irish This w

Mr. Sensitive
I'm a man who's heart has been broken. It has healed sense then but i am still longing for a companion and the loneliness still lingers. Wish one day i would come home to someone waiting for me. With a smile and a kiss to put my woes at ease and cause my spirit to be in a state of pure bliss. I have friends who are there for me but just isn't the same. My tears have already raised the ocean and the pain has left me. I know that im ready to take another chance at love cause i know there is somebody waiting maybe its you. I want to make someone skies from gray to blue. Call me Mr. Sensitive cause I will cry if i have been hurt. I laugh when someone does something stupid. My soul is calm and still and my passion for you will give you thrill

Mr. Sell's Dragon ........pt 2
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Part two As soon as Mr. sell arrived home, vigorously petting his Irish wolfhound, Spartan, he asked his housemaid, Mathilde, that a small plate of sandwiches and a pitcher of water be brought to his study. He was planning on making a marathon examination of the manuscript and didn’t want to have to stop for a meal. He was too excited and knew he needed to make haste to the phone to place that call to his colleague, Richard Bunch. Mr. Bunch was the foremost expert on rare manuscripts in the country and had vast lingual knowlege and a carefully network of resources at his disposal. As the elderly house-maid brought Mr. Sell his requirements for the evening she noticed his agitated state and thought it was both odd and pleasing to see Mr. Sell so worked up over a newly found treasure. She’d been with Mr. Sell’s family for ought near 40 years and new Sell since he was a teenage lad. She watched his love for reading and research of every literary sort grow over

Mr. Sell's Dragon ...part 1
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Chapter 1 Mr. Thomas Sell had lost his hat and he was miffed about it. he'd missed his afternoon train and was forced to walk home from his job as an antique writings appraiser. the wind had decided Mr. Sell's hat would look better getting mucked about in the street, and so it blew it off his balding head. Mr. Sell chased his had for several dozens of feet when he passed a tiny used bookstore nearly swallowed by the two larger shops on either side of it. He was shocked because he thought he new every bookstore in the city. he glaced quickly towards his hat, which was steadily making it's way down the street, and then back at the shop, as if there were some actual decision to make as to which direction he should go. Mr. Sell smoothed down his severly thinning hair as he stepped, now hatless, into the small and dimly lit shop. a tiny, ancient looking man was inspecting a decent sized pile of dusty books and sorting them into three piles. the man looked up

"mr Self Destruct" Nin
I am the voice inside your head and I control you I am the lover in your bed and I control you I am the sex that you provide and I control you I am the hate you try to hide and I control you I take you where you want to go I give you all you need to know I drag you down I use you up Mr. Self-destruct I speak religion's message clear and I control you I am denial guilt and fear and I control you I am the prayers of the naive and I control you I am the lie that you believe and I control you I take you where you want to go I give you all you need to know I drag you down I use you up Mr. Self-destruct I am the needle in your vein and I control you I am the high you can't sustain and I control you I am the pusher I'm a whore and I control you I am the need you have for more and I control you I am the bullet in the gun and I control you I am the truth from which you run and I control you I am the silencing machine and I control you I am the end of all yo

Mr. Sensitivity
I wear my heart on my sleeve,And that's not the best place for it to be.It gets punched and sliced,And not treated very nice.Out there for the whole world to see,But I don't know to be anyone but me.Sometimes I wish my veins flowed with ice,But my heart is tender and I can't help being nice.You say, "Toughen up and be the man you should be."But my sensitivity makes me more of a man, you see.

Mrs Flyhead Is Asking For Your Help People..plzzz Repost (repost)
Hey guys...I need your help once again!...Im in The LC Princess Contest..It Goes By RATINGS!!!!..PLZ Come Drop Me A 10 And A Comment!!!...This Is My Last Contest For Awhile..I'm SOOOOOOO Tired!!!.... Thanks Lovlies x0x -Ash (repost of original by 'Mrs.Flyhead' on '2006-11-10 17:03:51') (repost of original by 'mowgli' on '2006-11-10 18:18:59') (repost of original by 'Mrs.Flyhead' on '2006-11-10 19:02:35') (repost of original by 'Billie' on '2006-11-10 19:58:31') (repost of original by 'Mrs.Flyhead' on '2006-11-11 08:17:42') (repost of original by 'BLÅZE•INFAMOUS®¹³' on '2006-11-11 08:19:09') (repost of original by 'Mrs.Flyhead' on '2006-11-11 08:36:39') (repost of original by '~*~Momma ~*~' on '2006-11-11 08:48:37') (repost of original by 'Mrs.Flyhead' on '2006-11-11 13:34:53') (repost of original by 'A milf thas a bitch...what a surprise...lol' on '2006-11-11 14:12:12') (repost of original by 'Mrs.Flyhead' on '2006-11-11 14:47:44') (repost of original by '†

Mrs Frog
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog.. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she wa s awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and

Mr Shwartz
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, placed it in a jar of formaldehyde, and took it home. "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, taking the jar out of his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"

Mrs. Higgle's Sign
Mrs. Higgle saw it shaped in a wrought iron gate leading out of the cemetery that day and knew she must keep it. She pushed her straw hat back on her tight blue-gray curls, sacrificing half a dozen fresh daises she'd wedged in the gingham head band to a small pile around her hot pink flip-flops. (can't go without at least a BIT of color amongst all this black!) Bending purposefully to her leftover-scrap quilted handbag, she began to sift through the modge-podge inside; One slightly used hanky (oh, those allergies) spearmint hard candies (save those for later) pink mini umbrella (might be rain) empty appointment book (just in case) sugar N spice lipstick, (a few guilty pleasures are alloted us all)... Finally she found a red pen (a much chewed left-over from the days she'd had Mr. Higgle as well as a class full of bright-faced third graders) and wrote it down. Oh Lordy, Lordy! If that isn't elegant, I don't know what is! The red ink had long gone pink bef

Mrs I Got Them Hatin Is Also In
I'm in my 1st auction MRS. I GOT E´M HATIN@ fubar So please come and click the pick below and bid on me, you will see its worth it! If you got time you can also Rate, Add and Fan the host of the auction, she needs a lil help to go to godmother I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still your cutemommy82 ~*~ owned by BiG PoPpA@ fubar

Mrs. Johnson
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant." "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good, and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."

Mrs Jones
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smilin

Mrs. Lafave
Mrs. LaFave was a history teacher at my school. At 29, she was the youngest teacher at my school, and was well liked by everyone. Especially the guys. She was extremely beautiful, with long, straight brown hair and a very petite body. I had thought about her many times while masturbating. In fact, she was my number two jackoff fantasy, second only to one girl, which I will explain in a few moments. I had started writing seriously a year before, in eleventh grade, and a lot of my stories were history-based, including a series based during the Norman conquest of England. I had told her about them, and she was interested in reading them, so I would drop off a couple to her, and she'd read them. Once finished, she'd tell me what she liked or didn't like, where I'd made historical mistakes (I liked having accuracy in my stories), or things that just seemed stupid. During this time, I was going through the usual high school troubles. Paramount among these troubles (at least for me) was a gir

Mrs. Morganne!
Kiss Me!! So kiss me like you did;; My h.e.a.r.t [s t o p p e d] beating. [I]hear your foot step[s] xMove the floorboards above my headx I hope you know that I'm down here [ .Just.for.you. ] How could you do this to me? LookatwhatImadeforyou. make time slower Give me . [longer] . Excuse me [while i fall apart...] Don't flatter yourself sweetheart; L e t m e t a k e t h e w h e e l && c r a s h t h i s c a r . . Do you have to make this so hard? You're so good at [ p.r.e.t.e.n.d.i.n.g ] everything's alright, Soareweplayingforkeeps?

Mrs Morganne
i want to meet someone... who will call me a cute nickname. who will sit there and just hold me. who will let me call them at 3 in the morning crying. who won't lie to me. who will hug me from behind. who i can trust with all my heart. who misses me when im gone. who is far from perfect, but perfect for me. who will make me laugh till it hurts. who will call me randomly just to talk about nothing. who will play with my hair. who cares about me more than anything. who is willing to put up with all my crap. who will eat chocolate with me. who will sing anything to me...even though they cant. who will call me beautiful, not hott. who will play with me in the rain. who will surprise me often. who will do everything in their power to try not to hurt me. who will lay and listen to music with me. who will not act differently around their friends. who will fall asleep with me. who wont mis-treat me. who can tell when somet

Mrs. Morganne Again!!
id give anything to walk out that door && never look back. but i know that if i walked away... id come running straight back. i hate that you can control me like that. i hate that no matter what i tell people, i know, i know in my heart, that im crazy in love with you. but i cant take this to much longer. im falling faster then ive ever fallen before.

Mrs. Mz.dreams
hey ya need to go check her out n show her love!!! MZ.DREAMS*CLUB F.A.R*Promotions/ Door Girl 4 Centerfolds*I.B.I.C**@ fubar so go and click the link to her page and love her click the il pic n love the work i did for her lol

Mr, 7,000,000's Owners/ownees
Here are the fine people who were kind enough to either rent me, or be rented by me. Check them out, you'll be glad you did! ♥Dawnie♥Owner of Mr.7000000♥Proud Member of Thunder & Lightning Levelers♥@ fubar Without a doubt, one of the toughest ladies on FuBar. I am perpetually owned by her, because she keeps winning me. She does great tags, great shops, and talks to my dumb ass every day. And she's very unselfish and will help most everyone. I love this lady to death, so get to know her. VODKAGURL (slave to: Keith67,Inkman876, Mr.7 million, Bobbybones)@ fubar The shoe is on the other foot, because I owned her. She's always hustling to make things happen for herself, and in turn, making things happen for others. I've been in auctions and contests run by her, and have NEVER had any problems, and she's gone above and beyond to promote it. She's saving for a spotlight, how about giving her a few fubucks. Freak ~Owned by Calgore & Mr.7,000,000~@ fubar

Mr. Soldier
Hey Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you You’re the one I sent it to, late last night I saw your picture, in my dreams You were broke down, but full of life I don’t know who you are, I don’t even know your name But just the same, Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you I sent it to God, late last night He put it in your pocket, and in your heart And may it get you, to morning’s light You may not know how much we care Cause we’re not there to ease your pain But just the same, Mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you I pray for your strength, I pray for your safety I pray for your momma, I pray for your daddy I pray for your sisters, I pray for your brothers I pray for your wife, your husband your sons and your daughters You may not come home to accolades, you may not come home to parades But just the same, mr. Soldier, I have a prayer for you Mr Soldier, I have a prayer for you. You’re the one I sent it to late last night

Mr. Spivey
I just wanted to let the world know I have turned over a new leaf. I have recently reunited with a past friend. He fills that void I had in my life. I love him more than I could ever possibly show him. He is wonderful to me and my children. We are about to be living together very soon and yes I know things are moving fast but it feels so right with him everything comes so natural like when he looks me in my eyes and tell me he loves me I can actually believe him. The way he touches me is just amazing what goes through me. I know this is real with him. We have a bond like no other so to u and u know who u are good luck trying to split us up cuz it's not gonna happen. He dont like u no more than I do.. Him and I was meant to be and thats exactly what is going to happen. I love u Jamie and I know u know that and I know u love me to being u tell me at least 20 times a day. Its awesome!!!

"mr. Spindel's Phone Call"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Hey! Who is this!" [Student Hangs up phone] [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Answer me!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "For God's sake! Who are you!?" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."] [Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?" [Recording continues] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Recording continues] [Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?" [Recording continu

Mrs Partridge
He said he was a gentleman, but oh my how he grabbed my bosom nearly lost my breath. I mean taking advantage of a poor maid like myself, thrusting his body and pulling at my bloomers. He was no gentleman more like a ravenous pig, to think that such a man could force himself upon a maid, doesn’t bare thinking of. I really don’t know what would of happened if the master hadn’t of come in, maybe my bloomers would have been around them ankles, oh my doesn’t thinking upon. “Oh come ere you saucy little thing” he would say, his breath stinking of cheap beer, god knows how he managed to beer his money away. He’d have me running my poor little feet around the table, while his fingers snipped my little behind. “Mr Granger” that was his name” please stop I have food to prepare for master, I can’t be playing games”. He was an idol gentleman with no respect for morals or women come to think of it, but by heck he never gave up. “Oh Mrs Partridge, come ere forget masters food, lets make fo

Mrs Partridge Part 2
Hello again me dears, welcome to masters home. I guess you want latest gossip. Well let’s see what we got. Well I guess your be wondering what happened to our “dainty maid”, oh my goodness the dainty maid, ha she ran off with the drunken pig. After everything that master did and that’s how she repays him. Has for Mr Granger he still has me running, bless him he means well but by heck he runs me ragged. “Oh Mrs Partridge, come ere give me a big wet one” as you can see I’m trying hide my lips as well as my bloomers and its hard work. “Mr Granger, not now please I’m cooking masters supper” and yes master still has that pig supper, and you can still hear him snoring, keeps me awake. But tonight I’m cooking for two cause master has his son staying. “Mr Lumpston” that’s his name, and right now I could lump him. Never have I met such an arrogant man in all my life. “Bring me my tea, bring me this bring me that” I mean the mouth of such a man; I turned to him and gave him a right Partri

Mrs. Palin You're Disgraceful
Sarah Palin and the "Sambo" Remark Saturday September 6, 2008 To hear the L.A. Progressive blog tell it: "So Sambo beat the b--ch!" This is how Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama's win over Hillary Clinton to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked up the Democratic Party presidential nomination. The quote is attributed to Palin by "Lucille," an unidentified Alaska waitress. At first glance it sounds like an offensive, off-the-cuff remark--but there's a lot more to it than that. This year's election cycle was rife (at least among the punditry) with discussion of race versus gender. Who would be the first to break the white male monopoly on presidential nominations: A black man, or a white woman? We could have saved ourselves all this trouble if we'd just nominated Shirley Chisholm in '72, but never mind. The 2008 Democratic primary has been characterized as the oppression olympics, as a competition to see wh

Mrs Palmer
having a phone conversation with a friend of mine... who at the best of times is overly quick witted and has a dry sense of humour, anyway it goes a lil like this: Me: ive been craving malibu and coke all weekend and i havent had any at all Friend: ive been craving sex but havent had any Me: (slight laugh) now look at your palm and say hello Friend: but im not attracted to my palm (Me: cracks up in hysterical fits of laughter)

Mrs Robinson
Mrs Robinson Here's to bewbs Mrs Robinson, Wolfie loves them more than you will know God bless your bewbs Mrs Robinson What a great place to put a peen Wee hee hee I'd like to have a little taste of them nips When you are near my zipper always unzips Look at all of us pervs we are starin at your breasts Let's take off that bra and show they are the best Here's to bewbs Mrs Robinson, Wolfie loves them more than you will know God bless your bewbs Mrs Robinson What a great place to put a peen Wee hee hee No I don't just like your bewbs I truly dig your face I'd like to shoot my load there just to watch you taste It's surely no secret how hot you surely are Wolfie wants to bend you over the hood of his car Here's to bewbs Mrs Robinson, Wolfie loves them more than you will know God bless your bewbs Mrs Robinson What a great place to put a peen Wee hee hee Lounging in Cooter's lounge on Sunday afternoon I really wish you were here and I was in

Mrs. Right Vs. Mrs. Right Now
Why are us as men so stupid when we're younger?Is it lack of experience? Is it lack of Intelligence? Is it lack of Maturity? Personally I think it is all of the above. Most of us go through life one woman at a time finding little parts or little pieces of something we think we want. Whether it be the perfect body, the perfect mind, the perfect commitment, even the perfect SEX. This is the Mrs. Right Now. She is the one that you know is going to break your heart but you give it to her anyways. She is the one your mother hates and your dad shakes his head at. The one who takes a family reunion and makes sure she's the center of attention with a big emotional moment or something that embarrasses the hell out of you. She's the one who let's you know that you could never do better than her and that you would be miserable without them. Whereas after 2 weeks after breaking up, you're just fine and looking again. The Mrs. Right on the othe hand is someone that you search for you entire life

Mrs Right Application
MRS. Right APPLICATION Basics NAME: AGE: (optional) MEASURMENTS: TATTOOS AND OR PIERCINGS: (details, location please) CONTACT INFORMATION; (e-mail address, cell phone if you truly want a text response) The Dirty Details PREFERED PANTY STYLE: (details please and or a photo) PUSSSY CLEAN SHAVEN OR GOT HAIR: (detail please and or a photo) FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: (if more than one please list, details are greatly appreciated) FETISHES: (details please) SEXUAL TURN ONS: (details) SEXUAL TURN OFFS: (details, will not affect application for personal reference) CONDOM OR BAREBACK: (I am good either way) ORAL GIVE AND RECEIVE: (details on both are needed) STRIP TEASE OR STAIGHT DOWN TO BUISNESS: (if strip tease details are appreciated) CUDDLE AND REST OR LET’S GO AGAIN: (again details either way) MARK YOUR TERRITORY OR OUR LITTLE SECRET: (details, location) TOY USAGE, ITS FUN TOO OR THATS WHY YOU GOT A MAN WITH YOU: (if yes on toy,

Mrs Santa Claus
'Twas, the night before Christmas and all thru the house Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse. No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter There'd be no dang reindeer, and no stupid clatter. There'd be no fat elf, coming through my chimmney I'll be alone, my computer and me. I won't race to the window, to see him arrive I'll just sit right here... with windows ninety-five. There's no one I know, as I'm surfing around None of my regular buddies are to be found. I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out Age, Sex, Location is all that's about. As, I was about to go check out the net. I got an message, which I didn't expect. A lady told me, she had read my profile And ask, If I would like to chat for a while. She said, if I didn't, then she would just leave But, she was so lonely, on this Christmas Eve. She said, it's the first time, she'd ever been on But, she heard computers could be so much fun. She said the computer was usually locked up tig

Mrs S Is Having A Happy Hour!
Look who's having a Happy Hour! Yes, you guessed it, Mrs. S will be yours for a hour Thurs @ 11a.m. PST! Since this is her FIRST time lets show her how we do it on the FU! RATE, FAN, ADD, and SPANK this HOTTIE! I PROMISE you WILL NOT be disappointed :D Mrs.S@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!! This has been another MILF production :-) The Baddest MILF® ~Chuckiiboo's MILFII POO@ fubar

Mrs S And Love Bizzare! Too Hotttt!
Now do you see these too sexy schmexy ladies below, well these are two that are not just GORGEOUS but also the SWEETEST! I havent known them for very long but its feels like we have been girls FOREVER! They are both so good to me that I thought they deserved a little, well no, ALOT of luvin! So thats why I need all you sexy FU's to go love them long time! FAN, RATE, ADD, CRUSH, BLING, whatever! And give it to them hard, they can take it hehehe :D Love:Bizzare@ fubar Oh and lil secret about this one, she LOVES Prince, so go send her lots and lots of his pics :D Mrs.S@ fubar And this one right here needs to stay sh*tfaced, so whenever you see her low, hook her up, tell her that her BOOTLEG BARTENDER sent ya ;-) Brought to you by ME :D The Baddest MILF®@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!

Mrs. Sullivan
Its not hard to reach back to the day underneath an Iowa sun running to the tower of Waterloo looking for the Sullivan train to come His five boys would run to the top and salute him as he went by first he'd wave hello, and then we'd wave goodbye. Its not hard to reach back to the days after the attack on Pearl and overnight my buddies turned into men running out of time for games and girls. The Sullivan boys were not overlooked Uncle Sam called them each by name. The very next day they left on a mystery train. "...we regret to inform you, the Navy has taken your sons away..." all five... so put your blue star in the window. It's not hard to reach back to here smile when she'd receive a letter. The letters sounded generally the same it said if they couldn't be home at least they were together on a mighty fighting battleship, somewhere in the south pacific. The letters never got much more specific. Say goodbye Mrs. Sullivan and don't you cry "...we regret to info

Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solutions For Modern Living: The Perfect 4th Of July Celebration
For Best Results: The black jelly beans are the most potent (smells like licorice); Use other colors to make jellyfish glow in the dark; Spark wisely. It is the 60th annual 4th of July family reunion barbeque at the beach topped off with the yearly fireworks over the water. Your children have looked forward to this gig since Memorial Day while you have dreaded it ever since Cousin Billymae Joleen took a swan dive off the hood of Uncle Frank’s truck onto the half melted ice filled 50 gallon beer cooler. However, you consider that, given Mrs. Brain’s non-slip triple tread fail-safe advice with the fresh lemon scent, you can execute the perfect road trip and survive any eventuality that could possibly occur. It merely requires a little strategy. You will need: Enough Food to feed the 7th fleet Electric bean counter Portable Campfire 2 dogs, 3 cats, 1 parakeet and 5 goldfish Vehicle with gas Flying carpet, just in case Family members without gas A mask, just in

Mrs. Scattere' D. Brain's Solution For Finding The Facilities (along With Rules For Getting Their First).
For Best Results: Always keep an out of order sign which you will affix to the door of any given facility, should you need the privacy. Do you have a problem finding the facilities until you really need to use them? Do you suddenly discover every tourist in your town lined up at the same facility you just chose to use? Do you wish you knew exactly where the closest NOT “out of order” facility was located at any given moment, should you need to avail yourself of its appliances? Search no more, my friend. I, your ever increasingly wise advisor will enlighten you about the secrets of discerning the closest facility to your present location, wherever that may be. Of course, you must obey certain rules without fail. This goes without saying, I’m sure. Naturally you, astute reader that you are, can see the wisdom of always following my guidelines, so I know you will memorize each one. (refer to the rules below) Disaster at the Mall? Suppose for a moment that you

Mr. String
A friend of mine gave me a ring, And said that I must see the things, This man can do with only strings. "With string," he said "This man is king." This "King of string" was knot too tall, He was sort of stringlike after all. He said "Come on, we'll have a ball." "I'll show my tricks to one and all." He first said "Not, upon a string." And then with his wrist, did a fluid-like thing, And I thought him a bit of a ding-a-ling, For indeed, it was, upon the string. He next said "Not, behind the back." But indeed, behind him was where it was at. "Not around the foot, not from above." Each time he said "not" but then, there it was. He threw "slips" and "normals" and "cosmics" too, And more than one around his shoe. Then upon a bottle he placed anew, A golf ball! Then he strung that too! I approached him and said; "Mr. String you're hot" "I really liked your show a lot." "Can you tell me what it is you've got?" He grinned and replied, "you know. . . . . .I th

Mr. String
On the blanket, a spider had landed, Walking his little spidey path. I had no interest in feeling his spidey feet, As they carried him across my bare leg. So I held out the paper, a compromise, A spidey ladder, a spidey lifeboat to safety! But Spidey wasn't going for it. He apparently thought my leg held much more adventure. An anonymous woman snatched the paper from my hand. She held it for this fickle spider and he climbed aboard. And I thought; 'How neat.' 'She likes saving spiders.' 'She is having fun being a spidey savior.' Suddenly, she overturned the spidey-raft, And unceremoniously dumped spidey into a bush. Much to my surprise, she turned to me and said; "Yeeech! I hate spiders." August

Mr. Tambourine Man By Bob Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour

Mr. T Facts!
23; That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode. Mr. T's hair style is actually a comple

Mr #111, The End?
Today I am ranked #111 on Lost Cherry. Yesterday I was ranked #111 on Lost Cherry. It looks like I've finally found my ranking... I'm no longer moving forward, so I guess 111 is where my peers see me in the greater scheme of things. I guess, with there being 243,806 members on the site, being ranked #111 is pretty good, I should be happy with that, but the fact that I've now reached an end gives me another reason to consider leaving Lost Cherry. I'm not saying that a ranking on it's own is all that important, but it's part of the fun of the site, rankings, points, all that sorta shit is all part of it, along with making friends, or even just doing something. It's not the be all and end all, but it's part of the site, and the end of the game leaves me with one less part to play with. I also looked at my profile this morning, and noticed that I'm most of the way to level 18, two more levels and that game is over too, so another reason to be here will have gone. On

Mr. Thatcher (lol)
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. - - - - Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be tra

Mr. Tickle
My daughter occasionally watches a show called, “Jojo’s Circus.” Jojo is a clown in... um.. a circus. Her father is also a clown. His name is Mr. Tickle. It swear it just sounds dirty to me. It does, doesn’t it? Or am I just weird? I don’t know if I heard that name used jokingly in another way in a movie or elsewhere, but I almost won’t let her watch it. ;)

Mr. Too Damn Good
OOooooo Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oohhhhhhh Yeah Ummmm hmmmm Guess you never know a good thing When it's right in your face you've been abused for so long Love gets tainted and all seems the same I guess it's unbelievable Someone could love you like this Well time ain't no object and money ain't a thing When you have someone to ease your pain Wanna be the smile on your face Be your stars and your moon I wanna be your sunny day Can I be your favorite tune? I wanna be your breakfast in bed And baby I'll be your food Mr. Too Damn Good To You Yes sir, hmm you've been hurt so many times You don't know when love's for real So you don't open up Or give in to love Or express how you feel But just like Sunday Morning I take it easy Girl I'm gonna wait Cause lovin' just ain't right Without you by my side Baby you're my soul mate Baby I'll open doors Be there for you any time Cause that's what your man's supposed to do Baby I wanna cook for you I will spoil y

Mr. Toughness You Wimp
What do you know about touchness my man, with knives, sticks and guns in your hand? You think you're "Bad" needing seven or eight to do the job. Just to mess up the face of the one who just might run. You think you're just "it", by your mouth flapping in the wind. Trying to scare them with what you'd do it win. But you little wimp, you have no idea. Toughness isn't measured by who you maim or kill- It's just opposite of what you think. BUt excuse me 'Mr. toughness' if you could do just that. You wouldn't run together like dogs in a pack. By, Suzy

Mr. Toilet
'Mr. Toilet' Builds Commode-Shaped House This dude's seriously full of shit. Nov 9, 4:39 PM (ET) By BURT HERMAN (AP) Haewoojae, the world's one and only toilet house, is seen in Suwon, south of Seoul, South Korea,... SUWON, South Korea (AP) - Sim Jae-duck has made his political career as South Korea's Mr. Toilet by beautifying public restrooms. Now he's got a home befitting his title: a toilet-shaped domicile complete with the latest in lavatory luxury. Sim is building the two-story house set to be finished Sunday to commemorate the inaugural meeting later this month of the World Toilet Association. The group, supported by the South Korean government, aims no less than to launch a "toilet revolution," by getting people to open their bathroom doors for the sake of improving worldwide hygiene. Representatives from 60 countries will gather in Seoul to spur the creation of national toilet associations of their own and spread the word about hygiene. Organizers argu

Mr.tommy Bully
Thats Right Mr.Tommys Got The Auto's On Like Donkey Kong!!!! Heres You're Chance To Make Mad Points While Helpin Out A Wicked Kewl Fu......Lets Show Him What FuLuv Is All About!!!! Click The Pic!You Know Ya Wanna!!! This Has Been Another Public Service Announcement BY:Snoopie~freak on a leash!!!

Mr Trip To Maine
These are some of the pics that I have shot since last week when I left Illinois for my little trip out to Maine and I just thought that I would share them all with you. Neal Union Station in Chicago Union Station in Chicago This was so funny that I had to take a pic of it Cleveland Amtrak Station Cleveland Browns Stadium I thought this was interesting

Mr. Tramp
Early Years Michael Trempenau was born in Denmark, and grew up in Vesterbro with his mother, Doris, who died April 2010 at the age of 80, and two brothers, Dennis and Kim. Mike started his musical career singing in a youth group club in Copenhagen called Vesterbro Ungdomsgård, and appears on their first album: Vi lever på Vesterbro (1974). Later, he joined the pop band Mabel, as the lead singer.[2] They recorded four albums and were very popular in Denmark and Spain, with Mike receiving "teen idol" status. In 1978 Mabel won the Danish Song Contest with the song Boom Boom and represented Denmark in the Eurovision Song Contest that year. Mabel moved to New York City and became the Studs in the late 1970s, but then soon broke up. White Lion After the demise of Mabel, Tramp met Vito Bratta and formed White Lion in 1983, the band became very successful in the mid 80's to early 90's. White Lion released their debut album Fight to Survive in 1985. The band achieved success with their #8 hi

Mr.typhoon In The Spotlight!!
Mr.Typhoon is trying to get in the spotlight!! This is a GREAT guy and he DESERVES to get it!! Him and Miss Kitty Kat are great people and have done alot for Jake and I!! They rate us almost everyday and bling us!! But more importantly......... They are TRUE friends!!! So if you could please spare any Fubucks, I know he would GREATLY appreciate it!!! And he is not afraid to work for them either!!! Also.... Anyone that does donate Fubux will receive a Special Salute from Mr.Typhoon and Miss Kitty Kat!!! So THANK YOU in advance!!! *****DONATE HERE***** MR. TYPHOON.R/L B/F TO MISS KITTY KAT..SHE HOLDS MY HEART FOREVER..I LOVE U BABE@ fubar

Mr. Universe Final Questions
Mr. Universe Final Questions Question : "Mr. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?" Mr. America : "Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen" Question : "How can you say so?" Mr. America : "Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ " (Applause! Applause!) Question : "Mr. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?" Mr. Spain : "Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)" Question : "How can you say so?" Mr. Spain : "Because it charges every time it sees an opening." (Applause! Applause!) Question : "Mr. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? " Mr. Philippines : "Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors" Question : "How can you say so?" Mr. Philippines : "Because it passes from mouth to mouth." (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

2 Mr.valentine...
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t

Mr.vancouver Washington(long Distance Relationship)
Although we didnt see each other for 3years and half....... You will always be miss.. You will always be here in my heart no matter what.. You will always stay special... Although baby your gone in my life.. All i can say is your the best gift that happen to my life Wish that you already found the woman for you to marry.. I dont need to be sad... All i can say is thank you for the best thing that youve done for me.. Your the best man here on cherrytap.....now its FUBAR..

Mr Vince Neil Has A Nice Head Of Hair, U R A Fukn N00b
Vince Neil has a nice head of hair, Don't Fan me, Don't Rate me@ CherryTAP well anyone who goes around rating ppl's pictures and profiles ones Obviously a) has got a lot of time on there hands & b) must live a very sad lonely pathetic life esp when u block me to return the kind gester makes it even funnier =) - with a name like that and a profile pic to back it up i would say he is out for the kill - so watch out peeps && that is why u get my FIRST N00b of the day award Vince Neil has a nice head of hair, Don't Fan me, Don't Rate me@ CherryTAP

Mr. Wallace's "viewing" (funny!!!!)
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Mr. Warden, Can I Lend A Helping Hand Via Tutoring Those Rascals?
********BACKGROUND EDUCATION ETC JUSTIFYING TUTORING ETC. EDUCATION math and computer whiz from the get-go, self-taught people skills M.S. plus in math from Rice University and U. of Chicago, esp in differential topology and mathematics of chaos and catastrophe, in 1970s. One year graduate computer science from U. of Illinois, Urbana. Later, self-taught in 4 systems internals specialties of computer science on the job -- database, operating systems, communications, and financial aid. Almost archaic now. Five religious courses from seminaries over the years, including cross cultural aspects. Self-taught 10 years of studies in cognitive thinking styles and emotional IQ enhancement, with goal to be balanced, co-heir ( see Romans 8: 17 ), and live authentically with integrity as much as allowed to express. Natural poetic tendencies from the get-go. Done in intuitive and spontaneous mode usually, partially using material from recent journal notes. Can mix a

Mr Wareham Parts (1) And (2)
(1) “May I smoke?” I ask politely.He says, “no, smoking on school grounds let alone in a classroom is a suspendable offence.” I light my cigarette and draw back on it slowly, without breaking eye contact. He coughs ever so slightly and looks at his desk. We sit in silence for a good chunk of time and i stub my cigarette out on the windowsill before he starts with the questions.“Lisa, why do you lie?”“I don’t”“Did you do it?”I lean over his desk so that he can see down my blouse. His temples pulsate.“No” I breathe“Yes you did, there are witnesses”“Then why did you ask me if I did it?”“I wanted to see your reaction”I walk to the window and flick the cigarette butt off the sill.“So… how did I do?”“Terribly”I spin around and accuseingly ask, “Mr Wareham, did YOU do it?”“No”I cross my arms“Well, I’m not convince

6400 Mr. Wan Top Secret Past Regret Dead Inter 500,000 Sent Home Rejected: Too Expensive!
Year that 500,000 kid now worth 64 million euros to join Paris St GermainUruguay, El Nino, Naples front of God, Paris Saint-Germain [microblogging] and Europe this summer marked the king, one name seems to Uruguayan striker Cavani fame, glory bathing under the Eiffel Tower, Cavani also appears especially the spirit, in Monaco, to 60 million euros to buy Falcao refresh French record transfer fee just a few days later, Cavani once again refresh French record transfer fee, € 64 million worth enough ranked in world football Throughout history record transfer fee of fifth place. cheap soccer jerseys But is such a superstar, at the time was not very bright, with Inter Milan [microblogging] sparks twice, but eventually pass, in Cavani shine today, which rub Unfortunately, over the shoulder of whether the Inter regret? Known media "France Football" revealed that in 2006 "Calciopoli" broke out that year, at age 19, was very close Cavani put Inter Milan jersey. At that time he p

Mr West
Lyrics to Heard 'Em Say :(feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5) And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.From the Chi, like Tim its the Hard-a-way,So this is in the name of love, like Robert saysBefore you ask me to get a job today, can i atleast get a raise on a minimum wage?And I know the gouverment administered AIDS,So I guess we just pray like the minister say,Allah o Akbar and throw em some hot cars,Things we see on the screen are not ours,But these niggas from the hood so these dreams not far,Where im from, the dope boys is the rock stars,But they can't cop cars without seein' cop cars,I guess they want us all behind bars.I know it.[Chorus (Adam Levine)]Uh, And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.(ooooooooo)And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.(Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today.)But we'll find a way(And nothing lasts forever but be honest babe, it hurts but it may be the only way)[Kanye]They say people in your life are seasons,A

Mr. What If!
For those who have one, know one, or is one............ Who is Mr. What if? He's the one you once made love to In a dream, or in really. The one who slips into your thoughts When your alone or with someone else He's the one you yearn for the one you let get a way. The one whom you reminsce about past affections the man you think of one day feeling clear reflections of his love . He makes you laugh When the cruel world makes you cry When everyone else only sees the style of your hair the make-up on your face and build of your body, He knows your mind Feels your spirit and sees your soul Underneath it all. He's the friend that's more than a friend, the crush the old flame that continues burning deeply with in. The man who you would, if you could but you wont cause for some reason you just can't But What If?

'mr. Whipple' Actor Dick Wilson Dies
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Dick Wilson, the character actor and pitchman who for 21 years played an uptight grocer begging customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday. He was 91. The man famous as TV's "Mr. Whipple" died of natural causes at the Motion Picture & Television Fund Hospital in Woodland Hills, said his daughter Melanie Wilson, who is known for her role as a flight attendant on the ABC sitcom "Perfect Strangers." Wilson made more than 500 commercials as Mr. George Whipple, a man consumed with keeping bubbly housewives from fondling toilet paper. The punch line of most spots was that Whipple himself was a closeted Charmin-squeezer. The first commercial aired in 1964 and by the time the campaign ended in 1985 the tag line and Wilson, a former Canadian airman and vaudeville veteran, were pop culture touchstones. He also played a drunk on several episodes of "Bewitched," as appeared as various characters on "Hogan's Heroes," "The Bob Newhart Show,

Mr. Whaaaaaambulance Driver
My status, this morning: and the drive to 45 plunders on. There is a special place in my heart and in my mind for each and every one of you* This site reeks of dissatisfaction. People not leveling fast enough. The bonus multiplier isn't high enough. This bling doesn't last long enough. My blue-shaded name isn't light enough. I'm sure you understand and know where I'm coming from, and could add many things to that list. There are things even in our own lives we all wish were better, but points somehow seem more manageable, and it's easier to channel frustration here. I'm not writing this for anyone in particular. I'm writing it for me. Hell, this blog itself is about my dissatisfaction with the world in general, and how it all funnels down into this microcosm we call Twitter Fubar. Frustration and dissatisfaction drive us to do or seek better for ourselves and/or loved ones. For our friends, and friends we haven't even made yet. I posted this in "blogs I typed but didn't wa

Mr.wiggles!! =d
If he asks you if you want to meet Mister Wiggles, say no: " Two more children have told police they were approached by a sinister man dressed as a clown, after several other such incidents were reported... Both incidents happened on Wednesday, police said. In one incident, a child reported being approached by a clown while waiting at a bus stop at Hyde Park Boulevard and Lake Park Avenue, in the Hyde Park neighborhood near Kenwood Academy."

Mr. Wormwood
Dear Mr. Wormwood Dear Mr.Wormwood, This is a letter to inform you that your complaints have been heard and I WILL endeavor to keep little Jimmy from creaking so in the hallways at night, but for goodness sakes, please remove the garlic from your doorways. It does nothing but agitate my sinuses and won't help your cause at all. Sincerely, Mr. R. Mortus Dear Mr. Wormwood: I am sorry that I have been unable to keep my promise. You must understand that Jimmy is only a child and apt to find mischief. Toothpaste DOES wash from walls. Try vinegar diluted with a bit of water, and peanut butter should help remove the gum from your Suzy's hair. (Really, don't you think she's a little old to keep wadded chewing gum on her bedstead?) The lamp falling from the nightstand was my fault and I do send out a heartfelt apology, but you must understand how your screaming through the night at the slightest noise effects my nerves. I am certain that I am not ALL to bl

Mr Woodcock
Let me tell you, Mr Woodcock, portrayed by Billy Bob Thorton , is half of my gym teachers rolled up into one. Andat the time I didn't appreciate them, but now, in the days of political correctness, and insurance ran gym classes, I sure miss them. Seann William Scott comes home to get the key to the city, and finds out his mom is marrying his old gym teacher, who "tortured" him, in gym class. Mr Woodcock is smarmy, unforgiving, and all over his mom. His character is a best selling author of his help book, Letting Go, a book about letting go of your past, and moving on. Of course, he can't let go, and the funniness ensues. Ethan Suplee was funny. Of course, he plays the same character over and over, so he should be. Amy Poehler played his alcoholic book signing road manager, and she was hilarious. Billy Bob was good in this also. Every time he does a comedy, I just feel like I need a shower, because he comes across as creepy dirty. Stiffler(Seann William Scott), and he'll alway

Mr Wrong
I can be the one you want the one you need and love I hear this all the time. But I find out that it is nothing but nonsense. I don't wanna lose faith in love. But it seems like the guys I hear this from are the one that hurt me the worse. Is there a Mr right out there for me or should I settle for Mr. Wrong? I don't wanna settle but I'm the only one outta my friends that isn't in a serious relationship. I think I deserve betterr than what I keep getting so it seems like maybe I don't deserve anything but the guys I get. Sometimes I'm fine being free and independent and having the freedom to do what I want when I want but other times I feel I need that someone to hold me and tell me that everything will be fine. I just got out of a nasty 4 yr relationship but I haven't been able to move to far past him because I'm terrified that the next guy will be like him. I don't even know anything but him anymore. I've tried to move on but as soon as I get close to someone i get scared that I will

Mr X
I don't know how .. i dont't know why......But man it seems, some how you've touched my life. The moment my eyes open i think of you.. Your in my dreams ..your in my heart ..i loose my step..i loose my balance.. I dont know what has come over me. Ever since the moment i laid eyes on you. I loose my self ... all i want is you in my arms. I'M holding on for my life here ..i see your face every day and all i do is drown in your eyes . I keep asking my self "how in the world has he made me fall so desperately." I don't even know his whole story. "What am i supposed to do if i can't get over you?" ... Or come to find out you don't feel the same .?"" I keep tellin my self girl give up .. thats man is out of you reach"...you know this pain too well . SO ... NOONE CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE EXCEPT FOR YOU .. im falling for you .. im a girl who actually gives a shit !!! I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE ..I'll always be here for you .. but i say it like it is ..im taking control and im gonna be the

Ms
I am going on the MS Walk tomorrow and, as any of my friends know, I don't usually ask for much of anything. I have had uncles die from MS and would like nothing better in this world than to get rid of this disease!!! Please, if you can, find it in your heart, donate, even if it is only $5. Jen http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR/Walk/MNMWalkEvents?pg=personal&fr_id=8576&fr_id=8576&px=4747961

Ms
I have MS. January will be 7 years living with knowing this is what I have. The past nearly 7 years have been an experience. Well, once I finally came to terms with this whole thing. Life with MS can be difficult. When they first told me I had MS, I knew it wasn't good, but I didn't know anything about it. At first, I thought I had it so bad, but over the years talking to others with MS, I would say I'm pretty lucky. I don't have pain!!! At least not at this point. MS is always changing. What I do deal with is bad balance, not being able to be on my feet for a long period of time, my sense of touch is not right, and my legs and feet don't have a normal feeling, but it is difficult to explain. I also go to the restroom about 20 times a day, sometimes more, sometimes less. But I have done things in the past 7 years that I like to brag about. I helped organize an MS walk to raise money. We only did one. The support group that I used to go to did it and I was involved. I he

Msallcox
Calling all FU-Bombers, friends, family and fans, MissAllCox needs your help to receive a 7 day blast. She needs 10,000 comments to receive her 7 day blast. I know that with all your love and support we can knock this out in no time. Are you up for the challenge? Please drop by her picture and drop some comments. Just click on the link below and it will take you directly to her picture. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Ms. Bikiniworld Contest
Hello! I still can't get on Cherrytap the "normal" way so I am only able to accept friends and check comments on my profile... everything else takes up too much time as the graphics don't load and many of the links don't work (thankful for that backspace button - lol) I'm in the Ms. Bikiniworld contest... it runs month by month. You can vote daily, but you have to be signed up to the site. If you've got a chance, feel free to stop by and cast your vote. Thanks! Melanie http://www.msbikiniworld.com/contestant.php?id=melaniepitts

Ms Bratt Auto 11's Today!
Ms Bratt will have Auto 11's on TODAY 5pm central time! Lots of pic's to rate! GO level up on her & help your family member out! ♥MsBratt♥President/Recruiter 4 Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar

Mscharlotte2u!
Today I did something for someone before thinking of myself. Now even though this is how I normally am I learned something. People do appreciate the things you do. Some people actually do, wow. All I did was stop bombing myself to help someone level. She said thank you in a way I didn't think of or expect,she just about made me cry. Yeah big girls cry too. Thank You MsCharlotte2U! for letting me know that good deeds do not go unappreciated.

Mscharlotte2u's Quest
September 21, 2008 is my Fu-niversarry!! I guess on some level making "Godmother" under a year is a good accomplishment since it used to be the highest level even when I first joined, but as we all know, now there are even MORE levels to accomplish! So I was thinking how cool it would be to make Disciple at or by my Fu-niversarry!! Now I don't have any pull or great following nor can I make great promises I can only say I'll just do my best to make it up to those who help and hope those who I have helped will help me too :o) So what do ya'll say? Is it possible? Even if it is a long shot? Think we can give it a go? Is 5.3 Mil too much of a stretch for 30+ days? Perhaps so, but it would be fun to see how close we could get.. MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add@ fubar Please Repost Often, will also gladly give 250K for any restiky in my name after expiration..

Mscharlotte2u & I Trying To Prophet & Oracle
Mission!! To level.. Duh!!! I want to Level by or at the strike of 2009! I figure I have a 3 hour window..lol Ideally East Coast Time since that is where I am at, but would be just as appreciative at doing it in whatever time zone..lol as long as I bring in the new year as a Prophet..lol Some Phenomenal People have donated Auto's and helped me out so much, anything I can do let me know..I truly appreciate it!! I will activate another auto when this one expires for that final push.. Yes..lol I'll try and find more picsAuto on~MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar This is Linda.. She is on her way to Oracle.. She has a ways to go but she has her Auto's on and every bit helps, we all know that.. A rate for her means points for both!She's a sweetheart of a gal and strongly supports our troops near and far~LIN LIN~ ~ Secret Fu Wifey of... ? ~ Our Troops Rock!~ No Fan No Add@ fubarSo stop by and love us both up.. we both have our Auto's on.. Double your pleasure for Double the f

Mscharlotte2u Show Her Lots Of Love!
Check Out My New Owner! She is a sweetheart and I'm glad to call her my friend and proud to have her as my owner for a whole month! Go show her lots of love RATE/FAN/ADD you will not regret it at all! :) ♦MsCharlotte2U®~No Rate~No Add~♦Taken by Steve♦ thanks for your time repost for me please xoxox ♥BRATTE♥ Owned By MsCharlotte2U & Say_Hey ♥P.H.A.T. Chicks♥Promoter @ Purple

Ms. Cleavage Is In The Hospital
Sorry ... this is her husband and she asked me to get into her profile here and let you all know that she is thinking of all of you from her hospital bed. She has been in the hospital for the past six days after coming down with something. The doctors at the hospital have no idea what is wrong but she is too weak to walk without the aid of a walker. I will try to post a blog as I hear about what is happening to her in the hospital. She is not well and the doctors are concerned and so am I and our son.

Ms. Crew Radio Contest
ITS TIME TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAV GURL TO BECOME MS.CREW RADIO!!! SHE'LL BE MS.CREW RADIO FOR 3MO AND WIN SOME CASH MONEY TOO!!! SO WATCHA WAITING FOR?!! WINNER IS DECIDED BY MOST NUMBER OF RATES!! U CAN COMMENT AND LET THE GURLS KNOW WHAT YA LOVE ABOUT THEM BUT IT DOESNT COUNT!!! CONTEST ENDS AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, 17TH AUGUST '07 (EST)!!! Visit us at the Crew Radio Lounge!!! (click the gang bangin' muphets to enter)

Ms. Cranky Britches!
Oh I am so tired!!! Not enough sleep and mom's taxi service dictating my friday night schedule causes this condition. So today I had to sign for a letter...it was a big envelope...and from an attorney too. Petition for Absolute Divorce. Of course I have no idea what I am supposed to do with it..it isnt something I sign so I have to contact the Lawyer on Monday and see what I am supposed to do or wait for or what not. Tonight would be a good night to drink if I wasn't driving kids back and forth. LOL oh well there's always next month for the drinking anyways. Rate Me/Fan Me/Add Me/Read Me/Lick Me/Blast Me/Bling me/Tell me to Shut Up :P

Ms D
This is the infamous Ms D. She and I have many many friends in common. many a memory to share. And our lives have tons of similarities which makes for plenty of great conversation. She is the original point whore back when it was pointless!! Seriously I have much respect for the person who takes the time to rate everyone back point for point. I love her and don't really want you to think its all about points ;) its knot! Definitely one of my must keep friends!!! Ms. D@ fubar ♥

Msdallas Just Killed Your Buzz
from: MsDallas O... 300th Profile Rate Gets Cherry Bikini Boomy ON!!!! Ozone Park, NY subject: MsDallas Owned by Top Cat N Vampy just killed your buzz! received: 06/9/2010 09:11 pm replied: no block this member MsDallas Owned by Top Cat N Vampy has buzzkilled you and you've lost your buzz! Virtual drinks raise your buzz meter and help you earn bonus points for everything you do on fubar! For example, if your buzz meter is at 100%, you get a 10% point bonus for everything you do on fubar!!! (click here for more info)

Ms. Dina
Ya eyes tell me stories of your past life. Which hard to say. Putting me under a spell. Believe me I won't say a word to anyone, Tha goodness of your fountain must be tha truth. Lies and those who tell tails of tha lifes and times. . . I a raven, wondering with dry lips, water please?!! I'm Tristy!!

Ms2dmngood2u's Contest
YOU MUST SEND A FRIEND REQUEST TO HOST BEFORE COMMENTING AS OF 06/21 The host of the contest added several ppl but ignored many requests in order for this girl to be bombed! She was ahead until this tactic by over 4000 comments I am sure he has his reasons so we are just asking EVERYONE to send a friend request and please leave as many comments as possible she has tried very hard on her first contest and stood a chance at first place as it stands she can get very few comments now but the second place holder is gaining fast as his bombers were all accepted so PLEASE help this girl out. Just send a friend request to the host yes that's the pic he chose as his default after he changed the rules (squishing the competition I guess) We don't want drama just a fair contest. '§rWhï+êKnïgh+ This is my first contest! Please come by and leave me a comment or a few. I have to get the most comments to win! Thanks so much for your help. Contest is go

Ms. Drunk Girl
As I watched the last presidential debate some days ago, I couldn't help but want to. change the channel too see what else was on (NO not PORN)! But I told myself that watching it could lead to something funny (you know Anthony loves some funny shit),or at least some thought provoking. For an hour and a half I listen how ones plans for the economy is better than the other. How JOE the Plumber will do better under this policy than that policy. By the end of the debate I was comatose (been there, done that). As the drool from my chin, on the verge of a stroke, the light hit me!!! First, neither of theses candidates gives a shit about you or me. They really don't! It's just one big pissing match!! The match isn't conservative vs. liberal, it's not even John Mc Cain vs. Barack Obama. It's Republicans vs. Democrats and all Mc Cain and Obama are just the PR firm picked to sell you the wares. They are just a face and a name to be associated with the big political machine that

Ms. Dupre And Other Issues...
Trash day…normally is Wednesday in our neighborhood. Apparently though not on MSN. Good Morning. I am sure you have seen video footage of Eliot Spitzer’s little reason for resigning. The numerous pictures and interviews and comments from all over and back and no doubt heard his replacements accusations of his wild past and perhaps present too. Today or perhaps this week the little reason Eliot left office decided to bring suit to founder of the “GIRLS GONE WILD” Video and Adult site owner Joe Francis. Apparently Ms. Ashley Alexandra Dupre claims she was under age when she signed a waver while drunk at 17 in Miami for her video release. Hmmm wait while I get my violin tuned up here… Ok, all tuned up… Ms. Dupre feels her age of 17 constitutes not beling legally old enough to sign a binding contract. I think Ms. Dupre should get all that is coming to her. I mean, she was no doubt part of the main reason Mr. Spitzer resigned and was ok with her actions in that predicament. I just cringe w

~*~ms. E Nigma~*~ Takes A Trip!! Lol...
whAt's gOod yA'll? uR giRl went on a liL rOadtRip this wEekend... stArted thUrsday niGht n i jUst gOt bAcc lAte lAst niTe... wAs gOin to flY oUt 2 meEt up wit a fRiend, oRiginally. wHen that plAn fEll thRu, i dEcided tO stAy @ the hOliday inn i wAs alReady chEcced intO n hAve sOme fUn... shOpped, wEnt oUt 4 dRinks, mEt sOme peOple n jUst hAd a gOod time... nEw piCs r up of me n mY hOtel n whAtnot... hOpe u like... hAd fUn but glAd 2 be hOme cUz uR giRl is tiRed!! lOl... smoOches!! ~*~mS. e niGma~*~

Ms Excel Macros
Sometimes my mind is overactive and I can\'t sleep until I nail what\'s bugging me. Tonight it\'s this Add-in I\'m creating for Microsoft Excel. I have an SQL server pre-processing datasets and a script that converts them into Advanced Table Datagrams (classic ADO ATDG format, which is a binary form of an XML file). My add-in reads those files from a local hard drive (so that it doesn\'t have to work over a wide-area network) and scans cells in the workbook for three different types of items of interest. There may be multiple items of interest in a single cell, so it has to look at each one of them, and check for their existence in these \"persisted data sets\". Well..I need a way to determine only what is unique in each cell when I scan it. Validate one item in a cell, and all the other copies of it are still the same item. I\'m using the VBScript Regular Expression 5.5 library to do this in just a few lines of code. I\'m not using a hash table or building a keyed Col

Msf
Hey all. Got back from vacation last tues! It was fun!! Went up Deals Gap NC and rode Tail of the Dragon(318 curves in 11miles!) Taking my MSF on Sept 7,8,9and hopefully getting my M-Class license(motorcycle license) Being so short I willprobably buy a Kawasaki Ninja or a Buell Blast. Have a Great Weekend! Shell...I miss you Gaz---YOU SUCK Mickey Mouse Ballz...but I still love ya!

Msg 1
Are friendships created; What bonds their souls to each? Is it sharing their deepest secrets Or the love spoken in their speech? How are friendships kept Through the strain that they may face? Is it saying, I love you?... sometimes, Or occasionally touching base? How are friendships lost When there seemed no end in sight? By ignoring their pain and anguish, And not sharing in their delight. So, I pledge to you, my friend, I'll never walk away; I'll share the good and bad, And beside you... I'll always stay. And when life isn't worth it, When the tears roll down your cheek Just close your eyes and listen And from a distance... you'll hear me speak. Though my words at times seem pointless, When no answers I seem to impart Don't listen the way you have in the past But listen with your heart. For the important things in life Are invisible to your eyes; You'll hear them in your heart For your heart will tell no lies. So, though I may be far away, Too far

Ms. Genevieve Special Guests On Talkingsexradio.com Oct 4, 2009
Catch Me, Mistress Genevieve, when I make a special guest appearance, this Sunday, October 4th, from 7pm to 9pm PST on "In Bed with Madame Sunset" on talkingsexradio.com.When you put 2 of Hollywood's most infamous perverttes in the room with a camera and a microphone who knows what you'll see and hear!!! Be sure not to miss it all live as it happens online at http://www.tsrnetwork.com/. MISTRESS GENEVIEVEofficial website: msgenevieve.comphone & cam training: beta.niteflirt.com/users/MistressGenevievevideo clip store: clips4sale.com/store/4083fan memorabilia: zazzle.com/msgenevieveyahoo fan group: groups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslavesmyspace: myspace.com/mistressgenevievetwitter: twitter.com/msgenevieve

~msg From Mettekenzo~
Im lost for words....tears are falling..... Right now Im very overwhelmed by all the pm's, gifts, friends requests, comments etc. from friends and ppl I dont even know (well I hope I'll get the chance to get to know all of you). THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH for your concern and get well-wishes. Finally I was released from the hospital today.....everything is "ok"....Im just still very tired....its been a very long week. Ive been going through a lot of tests, scans etc. (Not many of you know that I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis 1 and half years ago....and Ive had complications with the side-effects from the medication eventhough Ive been reducing the medication since April this year. Well wish me luck.....by December this year hopefully I will stop taking this awful medication). I hope you wont forget me 'cos I wont be online that much for a while. I will try to get back to each and everyone of you very soon. Ive missed you all. Im looking forward to get t

Msg From Joe, Hep C Help #'s
Joseph Risenhoover (5/18/2009 12:20:59 PM): Alabama Health Insurance Options - Great resource for state health insurance programs and options Alabama Unemployment Insurance - to apply for Unemployment Benefits Alabama Medicaid - state health insurance, or call 1-800-362-1504 Alabama Medicare Drug Program - Part D - Prescription drug coverage for Medicare Alabama Local Health Department Alabama Health Department HIV Progam Coordinators - for help with programs and services like ADAP Alabama HIV/AIDS Drug Assistance Program For more info please call 1-800-228-0469 or 334-206-5364 ADAP Drug Formulary List Alabama Viral Hepatitis Resources - info on hepatitis, news, resources, information, contact & links Social Security 1-800-772-1213 (Toll free) 1-800-325-0778 (TTY for people with hearing problems) Medi

Msg From Private Message
Received from one of my best friend...... love you hun :) 23 Aug.'09 TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKINGTHROUGH THE DESERT.DURING SOME POINT OF THEJOURNEY, THEY HAD ANARGUMENT; A ND ONE FRIENDSLAPPED THE OTHER ONEIN THE FACE.THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPEDWAS HURT, BUT WITHOUTSAYING ANYTHING,WROTE IN THE SAND:TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.THEY KEPT ON WALKING,UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,WHERE THEY DECIDEDTO TAKE A BATHTHE ONE WHO HAD BEENSLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THEMIRE ! AND STARTED DROWNING,BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.AFTER HE RECOVERED FROMTHE NEAR DROWNING,HE WROTE ON A STONE:'TODAY MY BEST FRIENDSAVED MY LIFE '.THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPEDAND SAVED HIS BEST FRIENDASKED HIM, 'AFTER I HURT YOU,YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?'THE FRIEND REPLIED'WHEN SOMEONE HURTS USWE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWNIN SAND, WHERE WINDS OFFORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOESSOMETHING GOOD FOR US,WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONEWHERE NO WINDCAN EVER ERASE IT.'LEARN TO WRITEYOUR HURTS INT HE

A Msg To Sim, Cristi And Minx!
I don't know what to fucking think hey? I know you know what I'm talking about I sooo wish one of you would slap me upside the jaw to stop myself from talking about the subject as well!. Wish that I could switch off my phone remove myself from the computer and not think about some of the stuff I've been ranting about!. But of course you know my reason for having the phone on 24/7. damned if I do and fucked over in hell if I don't!. oh blah time for bed!.....guess we'll have to talk about this another time!. sorry but work is the shits and I really have to be there no matter what this time!. chat to you soon okay?

M. Shadows Of Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold is a label defying rock band out of Huntington Beach, California. Consisting of M. Shadows-vocals, Synester Gates-guitar, The Rev-drums, Zacky Vengeance-guitar and Johnny Christ-bass. Their debut album, Sounding the Seventh Trumpet (2001), was predominantly ’hard core’ with a heavy sound laden with screaming vocals and surprising harmonies, as on the songs Darkness Surrounding and We Come Out at Night. The talent showcased on this album was just a hint at what these talented guys could produce. The follow up, Waking the Fallen(2003), continued the heavy trend with such songs as, Unholy Confessions and Chapter Four but most notable was the hauntingly beautiful ballad I Won’t See You Tonight. Commercial success hit with their next release, City of Evil (2005). The radio play of such hits as, Beast and the Harlot (also featured on Guitar Hero II), Bat Country and Sidewinder, catapulted the band into the public eye, though it brought an onslaught of criticism wit

Msi Gx60 Signes Portables De Jeu Sur Quad Core Amd A10, Hd 7970m Gpu
Le GX60 MSI est le dernier ajout au portefeuille de la croissance de l'entreprise d'nec versa de jeux. Et contrairement à l'GE70 et GE60 a récemment dévoilé qui sont alimentés par les processeurs i7 derniers Core couplé avec DirectX 11 de Nvidia graphiques compatibles, cette plate-forme portable prend des derniers composants développés par AMD. Conçu basé sur le chipset am70 FCH, le processeur niché au sein de l'GX60 facteur de forme 55mm de MSI est un quad core A10 4600m APU de la série Trinity qui a une vitesse d'horloge maximale de 3,2 GHz. Les utilisateurs peuvent lancer sur un total de 16 Go de RAM DDR3 avec un 128 Go RAID savoir + combinaison 750Go SATA, entre autres. A 1920 x 1080p de 15,6 pouces LED rétro-éclairé anti-reflets affichage est placé pour des effets visuels, alors que les besoins de divertissement sont pris en charge par un lecteur Blu-ray écrivain, haut-parleurs 2.1 canaux et audio THX TruStudio Pro. "Aujourd'hui MSI a conclu un partenariat avec AMD po

Msi Quizzes
Which Mindless Self Indulgence member are you? You're Little Jimmy Urine! Be afraid...Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Which spiffy cool Mindless Self Indulgence song are you?

Ms Is Killing Me
I will tell you all a bit more about my illness,the last couple off days its playing up a lot,and some private matters don't make it much better,today i suppose too go to Hospital too get my introduction for stemm cell treatment my second one,but i want i have enuf pain before and i cant fight any more,after that i need too go back too hospital to have a surgery on my back well on my spine they find a lump on there,but i want i give up on everything i do have a lot off pain but i will servive....like i am always do,don't get me wrong this is no drama i don't want drama and don't feel pity with me i am not a person who wants that...i just want you too know how i am at the moment thats all

Ms. Jones July 14th
SLIPPING INTO A DEEP SIDE OF DEPRESSION EVERYNOW AND AGAIN MY MIND TEACHES ME A LESSON IN 8 DAYS I'LL BE A MARRIED MAN SOME SWEET GIRL WHO HAS TO BE NUTS GAVE ME HER HAND SHE KNOWS MOST OF MY PAST DOESNT REALLY CARE SHE LOVES WHO SHE KNOWS NOW THE ONE THATS ALWAYS THERE ITS NICE WHEN SOMEONE CAN BRING OUT THE BEST OF YOU TO TAME YOUR WILD BEAST AND LOVE THE TRUE YOU TO KNOW THAT A WOMAN LIKE HER CAN LOVE SOMEONE LIKE ME KILLS THE DEMONS INSIDE AND MAKES ME TRUELY HAPPY

Ms. Kryptic
My last dying wish is to figure out the rubix cube that is you, the never ending matrix, the coligragram of which you are derived. The billion piece puzzle with miss matched pieces. To me you are the category on jeopardy that I know none of the answers to. You're the salvia trip that makes no sense, the subject of a new song I just don't get, the conclusion of a movie that leaves you in suspense. Trigonometry to a thug and street smarts to a savant... Here all along I thought I was the definition of enigma, but you are a enigma machine frozen in time and composed of solely kinetic energy, strictly speaking. The question mark after every inquisitive sentence ever written. The answer to the question of is there life on other planets, which of course is no one really knows. Someday we will, but no time soon. The Y in why. You're the certainty in life. There is none in case you lost me. I guess it's not fair to make my last wish something with an impossible answer. Because of course th

Ms.ladee
Please help me comment bomb Ms. Ladee just click the picture below and post as many comments as you can thank you Your help is appreciated Especially those of you she has helped, and there are quite a few of you. SHe has sat onhere and post 100's of comments for

Ms.lonewolf And Beerdrinkerfromhells Daughter
Ms.Lonewolf and BeerDrinkerFromHell have a daughter who needs our help. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers tonight and until she makes a full recovery. I don't ask for much, but those of you know me well know that I do ask for things that are important. Nothing is more important to me than the life of a Child. Your Daughter is in our Prayers My Friends. Ms.Lonewolf and BeerdrinkerfromHells Daughter

Ms. "look At Mah Tittays But Dont Forkin Comment!!!"
Yes! Thats right!! You know who you are, all of you do! Why in gods name (whoever you deem to call that, maybe even the tree outside that kinda looks like a giant penis with horns) would you plaster pics of your tits all over a profile site and then get upset when men comment on them?? Seriously?? Are you that arrogant to believe that you're the one woman who can get away acting like a skank and get treated like a prinecess?? Last time I checked, pimps dont treat hoes too nicely, they dont even offer health care plans, and watch out for their dental. Pimp hand WAY strong! The point is this, if you want people to get to know you for you, to enjoy your company and appreciate your personality and your higher intellect then i highly reccomend not doing so by trying to figure out how much bigger your tits are than every other woman on the site. Might be a good idea. Here's another good idea, try opening up with a picture of...umm...your face? :D there's an idea! When you poor out

Ms= Majorly Sucks
I am having a friend type this because for the last six days I have been blind. I have to fight ALL THE TIME to get my medications due to a shitty insurance. I am out of my most important one for pain right now and they are taking forever to send them. I ended up going through a vicious withdrawl and then I will go through the same thing all over again if they ever show up. It is a very shitty place to be. I have days where I am so exausted that I can't even get out of bed and other where moving is only able to be accomplished with two forearm crutches or a wheelchair. I also have soething called Optic Neurosis which makes my eyes blurry and to go in and out. They are also VERY sensitive to light so I wear sunglasses every where and keep my home dark. I feel like my kids are in a cage just because of me. One day my eyes will go out like this and they will never come back. I have someone in my life who instead of being my person to lean on he kicks me while I am down. For example:

Ms. Maine
Ms. Maine is trying to levelup to level 22. COme show her that Fubar love please. She's a sweet heart adn will return all love. She also has lots of pics adn stashes to rate. ♥ΜśִΜ@įňĖ♥ββŴ♥NBSD FAMILY@ fubar

Msmaine's Where In The World Contest...
Ok..so this is how its goin to go. Every other day startin Sunday Nov.11, I am goin to changin my location and if sumone guesses the right location you will win 1000 fu~bucks. If no one guesses the right location the money will roll over to the next day I change my location. As for guessin, you are just goin to have to trust me, most you know that I'm a pretty honest person. I am going to write the locations on a sheet of paper and I will have all the locations picked out. So I guess if sumone dont trust me I could scan the list and show them, but I will cover all the other ones so that person cant tell others. LMFAO IM SO CRAZY..LOL Anywany, it was a crazy idea I came up with and thought it would be fun. So I will be startin the first contest on Sunday. What you can do is send me a private message and in the subject please put "WHERE IN THE WOLD IS MSMAINE". I would like to have all guess's before noon time. That would be 12pmEST on the day of hte contest. I will po

Msmaine'sfirst Pimpout Goes Tooooo!?!?
The first MSMAINE PIMPOUT goes to REBECCA. She helped me get my Happy Hour, and I mean she helped me!! Her and I busted butt day after day and got it finished last night. Thanks Rebeca for all your time and hard work. WE DID IT GIRL!! PLEASE show her sum MAD MAD LOVE!!!!! *ReBeCca*{NBSD Family}@ fubar

Msmaine Is Pimpin' Out?????
Today I'm going to be pimping out..BABYBOY J. He is such a awsome guy, if you need anything he will do it for you and if he can't do it he will find you sum that can. Please show him sum MAD MAD love. He can make sum kick ass pics. Thanks BABYBOY J...You rock..MWAH MsMaine BabyBoy J{SECURITY OF NBSD}[Member Of Club Far]@ fubar

Ms~mandylicious Is Just 260k From Disciple With Auto 11s On .. Help Her Level Up
ATTENTION ONE AND ALL !! See this sexy fu right here.. This is Mandy and she is totally awesome... For those of you that know her you know it's true.. Those of you that don't know her yet ya need to.. She is only 260K from Disciple with auto 11s on and could use some help.. She is an amazing girl in need of some amazing people to help her out.. Sooooo.. Go show her some serious fu-luvinz.... Fan her.. Rate her.. Add her.. Bling her.. Blast her and let's get her leveled up !!! ~ Ms~MandyLiCiouS&trade~Manager@The Drunk Penguin~I BITE !

Ms. Mojito Put Me In The Mood. Blame Her.
This is mine and Shawn's song. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5. I love this video. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 Beauty queen of only 18 She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door I've had you so many times but somehow I want more I don't mind spending every day Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved And she will be loved Tap on my window, knock on my door I wanna make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get so insecure Doesn't matter anymore It's not always rainbows and butterflies It's compromise it moves us along, yeah My heart is full and my door's always open You can come any time you want, yeah I don't mind spending every day Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to

Ms - Multiple Sclerosis
I'm looking for people who have or has had loved ones who has suffered from multiple sclerosis. I'm not the victim of it but my mom is she was diag with it in 2005. She's gone from bad to worse from then til this day currently, and I would like to know what your experiences are/were with yours? I do know it's life threatening and heart breaking, she's pretty much in her close call last stages, not fully in a wheelchair yet but fighting to keep walking from what I have seen but there's alot more can not say what all. From the time we found out they told her she has had it for 15+ possible years then in 2005, but since then she was told she kinda gave up the will to really beat it, then she tries to fight it. My former employers common in law spouse had it, from what I remember he was pretty bad when he decided to go to a place to take care of him to free her from the burden and their children she was distraught but she knew his days were coming and accepted. He had died a few ye

Msn
Hi guys... I dont mean to be disrespectful or anything.. but I absolutley DO NOT give out my msn to anyone. If you would like to talk to me for awhile on here I might consider it I hope everyone understands :D On a lighter note, If you have any requests for pics please msg me and tell me with the subject Request... I will look them over and take every one into consideration... I have already got good ideas from some ppl Thanks for your time Luv Tanni xoxo