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Do You?
this is the song right now that makes me wonder Maybe this decision was a mistake You probably don't care what I have to say But it's been heavy on my mind for months now Guess I'm trying to clear some mental space I would love to talk to you in person But I understand why that can't be I'll leave you alone for good, I promise If you answer this one question for me (hook) I just wonder Do you ever Think of me Anymore Do you? First off let me say Congratulations! Heard that you just had a baby Girl If he looks anything like his mother she is the prettiest thing in the world Sware that im not tryna start no trouble Tell your fiance he can relax I'll leave you alone for good I promise Theres one question i just got to ask. (hook) I just wonder Do you ever Think of me Anymore Do you? I know what we had is dead and gone Too many times i made u cry And i dont

What Women Want 2 Know
What's up all of my sexy men of CT...Ya gurl has one question that we as women want 2 know...Why is it that when a woman cheats, you feel as though that u should not accept her bac but if you do she should...I really want 2 hear a males point of view about this situation.... P.S. For all my gents out there ya gurl is not a cheater, it's just a question that I had on my mind...Oh yea my gurls I would like 2 hear ur side 2 this 2....Holla

Promotor Wanted For The Viper Room
Looking for somebody who knows how to make a clickable link and to promote my lounge on the boards i only need one person for this and somebody who knows what they are doing and will post the lounge link on the boards if this is you hit me up in the shoutbox thank you

Melting
Often the little things mean so much more than the over the top gestures.... Here are the things that make her melt, and notice please that not everything is related to playtime! Ironing not just my own clothes, but hers as well. Saying ‘Come here’ in the exact tone of voice that makes her go weak at the knees. Her waking up to discover that once again I have allowed her to take all of the covers without a fight. When I finish putting her necklace on her in the morning, and give her the tiniest kiss on the back of the neck. Easing her panties slowly, slowly, ever so slowly down over her bottom just prior to giving her a spanking. Interrupting her in the middle of something simply to tell her how beautiful she is. Interrupting her in the middle of something to tell her she has been a very naughty girl. Skipping a dozen roses and instead sending her one rose every day for a month. After I’ve spanked her very hard, putting my hand on her bottom to feel the he

Whatever
Leave me in my painful comfort, I'll stay and play with my muse; I'll enjoy my peaceful anguish, When you'd think I'd win I lose. Watch me as I tear my heart out, And my teardrops fall like rain; If only I could let you feel it, But I'm sure you'd go insane. Give me back my darkest hour, When the feeling was so pure; Give me back my childhood wonder, Before I knew life was a whore. Leave me in my painful comfort, As life slithers down the drain; Only when there's nothing left - Is there anything to gain.

What Bugs Me
You know what bugs me? Fat people with those upside down pictures, shit you're fat you're fat live with it or lose the weight!! Girls who call themselves "MILF" Lets get something straight here. First of all a MILF something I would call a Friend's Mom which means she would have to be old enough to be my mom. SO if you are 24 with a kid, that does not make you a MILF, that makes you a young single mother. A MILF is a hot upper 30s to lower 40s woman, not just any woman but one that actually looks good. Your shit must be tight!!! people who put up pictures of everything from their grandma's dog to the traffic light down the street but none of themselves!!! people who put 100 pictures of their face, there is only so many faces you can make dear!!! How about a full body shot with some cloths on? people who put up pictures of models, or other people but none of themselves!!! So I ask? What is the point? Do you think you are that ugly that if your picture was up no one w

Look In My Eyes
Look in my eyes, what do you see. All I want to do is cry, afraid that you won't see me. Look in my eyes, do you see somebody you know. Look close and you will see no lies, for the truth is all I show. Look in my eyes, as deep as you can. Who ever tries, see's I have been hurt by a man. Look in my eyes, my life has takin a toll. One tear shows that I cry, for I have a worthless soul. Look in my eyes, before I say good bye. You've had too many tries, to save me before I die.

Twisted Sex Tuesday, What Is It And What Arethe Rules???
Well well well look where you are . The facts and rules of S~E~X~Y'S Twisted SEX Tuesday. Ok so first what is twisted SEX Tuesday??? Well thats easy Twisted SEX Tuesday is a blog about your wildest crazyest sex adventures. oh and once inawhile mine to. It is a contest with a prize for the winner each time. BUT S~E~X~Y how do I enter you ask??? well its realy simple and i think you will find quite enjoyable. First go out find your self a sex parner preferably among the living (note we do discorage against beastyality) then you have wild, magical, passionate, monkey sex, or what ever turns your crank. Then you run home and sit by your pc and wait for Monday night to roll around so you can message me telling me all about it. All entreis must be entered between 3p.m. Monday & 12 a.m. Wednasday morning and results will be posted wendnasday eavening as well as prizes awarded. From those sent to me each week I will choose the best one. Wait one minute here S~E~X~Y what are you going to do

If A Man Really Wants You,
I read this in a friend's blog, it makes alot of sense :D If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. All men are NOT dogs. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them

~*~monday~*~
Whatz good? Well started my monday by gettin up at 6:30ish and getting dressed for work and my bro was still sleepin and i woke him up at 6:54..he went and told my gramma that i didnt wake him up and she was bitchin at me because we dont have food...i have 215 put away for food..i waited a week and noone came and took me bacuse i dont have a car...and recently my bro bought a gamecube skin $50, a controller $25 to 30, and a game $25...and then hell bee like i only got like any where from $20-55 for whatever..then hell take the money he gave me and buy weed..while im stuck pyin rent $350, elecrtic-havent paid in a month in a half cuz they over charged me..but i usually pay anywhere from $40-55 and cant forget misc shit like garbage bags,laundry soap,deorant,ect...t is sum mad bullshit..and i tried askin nicely..frankly i dont give a damn..cuz my ex hasnt been bringin in money since we moved in...ecpect chump change that only gets us by one day and shit...im tired of starving because i h

So Far So Good
well, she's been here a day so far and don't want to strangle myself...yet! I really do like it when she comes to visit, but she'll go for years without a visit, then come here and start paying for everything and buying stuff left and right, she even paid for our groceries yesterday! Sure it all sounds good, but after awhile, it's like "woman, I can pay for my own stuff, I do it all the time!" even tried to go get a few things today and she put money in my pocket to pay for it! I wrote a check anyway and kept the cash, lol, maybe I can buy a snack with it or something! Tomorrow we're going to the zoo, so we'll see how much junk she manages to buy the kids while we're there, i'm betting a stuffed animal each along with some snacks and a carosel ride! ok, more later when she drives me more insane, right now, back to my alcohol!

2 More Weeks
The exam went well, but they want to see me again next week for a follow up, something about having large optic nerves that puts me at a risk for glaucoma (I don't have it, just a higher chance of developing it). I'll have the glasses in 2 weeks (*drums fingers anxiously*). I went with a different set of frames than I had planned, they're a lot more rounded and looked better on me IMO. The whole process ended up costing a little less that $600 (thank the force for plastic money LOL). It also turns out that I'm not nearsighted as I've always thought, but farsighted with an astigmatism. BTW, is it just me, or is it really ironic that there's reading material in an optometrist waiting room? I picked up a magazine and found myself wishing that I had brought my reading glasses.

50 Mistakes Made By Women, Listen Up Girls :d
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's t

Waking Up To You
Waking Up To You I awake each morning So happy to see your face Reaching out to you my love To feel your warm embrace You are the essence of my life The beat of my heart Just having you in my life Gives each day that perfect start Your smile is my sunshine Your eyes wonderful like the skies so blue There is nothing more delightful Than to wake up each morning with you © Patricia Bankhead

''rules Of The South''
1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are called cows & hogs. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-75 goes north, I-10 goes west. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 4 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. Th

Romantic Thoughts
ROMANTIC THOUGHTS Romantic thoughts I always have of you Only your handsome image will ever do Manly are you and so loving and sensitive Always a sweetheart with many smiles to give No other lover could ever take your place Tonight like all others my dreams see your face I can feel your hot breath, your fiery embrace Caressing my mind, my body, my face Tender soft lips feather kisses all over me Heat and hot passion flows all through me Oh my sweet lover, my thoughts are upon you Undying passion and a love oh so true Gone are you now, with mornings awakening Heart is still on fire from sweet love making Tomorrow night again romantic thoughts singing Send me your love again while I am dreaming

My Remorse
As I lay here the words they won't come. The sadness I've caused the things I have done. The hearts I've broken,for me beyond repair. The loves I've lost because my heart wasn't there. Lies that I told with a smile on my face. Have left me ashamed and full of disgrace. When I remember tears rolling over lips that once smiled. Seemingly leaving you devastated me not caring all the while. The cruelty and pain I caused only now can I see. My only hope is that someday somehow you can foregive me.

!@$#@#$@
Sometimes shit just sucks, theres nothing you can do about it either. I hate that feeling. Waiting is the hardest part of everything I do. Powerless, frustrated and no way to really expend this pent up energy. Cant even put it into words, yeah, I know. I never am at a loss for something to say. I saw it coming and did nothing about it. lol what a retard right? Okay, so survival mode kicks in and everything else just goes into cruise for a while. Okay, glad we had this little talk. Oh yeah, it rained tonight. :P

Fingers
You Are the Middle Finger A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem. You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious. However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it! You get along well with: The Index Finger Stay away from: The Pinky What Finger Are You?

Who I Am
Some people say I'm a tomboy But thats who I am They say I'm crazy but thats alright Let me tell you this. I know the diffrence from day and night. I know the diffrence in the hot and cold. And the young and old. But thats who I am. Some people say I don't fit in. That don't matter to me. I know where I stand. I stand on my feet strong. I stand up to what I know As to stand the wet cold snow. But thats who I am. The one thing that gets me is everyones cold glare. But thats life as we see it. But I know who I am Where I stand and Thats who I am.

All Fake Pic Users Read Now!!!!
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. (REPOST OF SCRAPPER's BLOG-http://cherrytap.com/blog/57/436702)

Germany
so hopefully within the next 3 months or so i am planning a trip back to germany. i haven't seen my brother in like 5 or 6 years now, im hella excited about the whole idea. no need for a hotel or any of that i have family to stay with, and plenty of time then to get drunk and crazy....this fall can't come soon enough.

Guys And My Shout!! (and Family List)
ok listen up... let me jus say first off that im a really sweet person, i love talking to all of you, and i try to keep up with the shouts, but i get busy alot when im on the comp, and sometimes im signed in but im not actually at the comp.. also all the shit i get about bein in my family list can get annoying too. Yes its cool to bring it up, makes me feel special, but when EVERY FUCKING SHOUT is something about gettin on my family list, it pisses me off!! try to keep it to a minimum guys! I mean if i talk with ya and i think you cool then you'll get on, but also i only have a certain amount that i can put on there depending on my level, and im not deleting someone off it once they get on... I come back to all these messages from everyone sayin stupid shit like, "oh i guess im not cool enough for you" or "fine jus ignore me" or "well i guess your to busy for me sry to bother you" and all kinds of BS.. its smartass comments like that which WILL make u "uncool enough for me"

~sigh~
what stations are the buttons of your radio on do you sleep late on saturday or get up at dawn do you prefer fiddles or violins and have you givin any thought to how a lifetime of love begins i want to know everything there is to know about what turns you on what you like and what you don't tell me all your secrets all your hopes and wishes too i want to be everything you ever want so i'm gonna need something to go on i need to make your every dream come true so i want to know everything there is to know about you do you like walking underneath the moonlight is there some kinda magic that'll make the mood right how many kisses, how many stars i'm determined to keep trying 'til i find the way to your heart the serious stuff and the light hearted lookin in your eyes and i'm just gettin started well then i want to know everything there is to know about you

He Is Home!!!! (kaleb Update) From Kalebs Mom
Monday, July 16, 2007 HE IS HOME KALEB IS HOME!!!!! .. I am sorry that it has taken me so long to post an update, we have been busy busy busy. First thing this AM we got to take Kaleb for a walk together. He is def starting to make more noises and cry more. He started twitching on the way back to his room. I thought "Oh no not a seizure"... Because if he had had one they might of not released him today. The doctors determined that it wasn't, THANK GOD. Then we had a car seat evaluation. That went well. Then FINALLY it was time!!!! As I finished packing up the entire room, I looked back and noticed how empty it was. Kaleb lit up that room and now it is so bland. But at the same time I was releived and had the overwhelming happiness. We are FINALLY going home. This is a huge weight lifted off our shoulders!!! So our car ride was long but we made it home before it really started to storm. Waiting at the house were 3 nurses from the home health company. I took Kaleb inside a

Only Smart People Can Read This.....
More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University . O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! Psas Ti ON !

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks?that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia . After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!" Later tha

Made For Me By My Baby...i Love You Hun
Under a blue moon As the years have past me by I forgotten all that is Giving up on finding life All those things that I missed I walked into the midnight air Stared upon the sky I saw a blue moon shining down I began to drift inside Finding smiles seems so far And this I’ve always known Until that moonlight beckoned me A feeling I’ve never known Looking up at stars abound No one but me can ever see Brightness shines down so soft My hurt seems to run free Gone is my hopelessness Sudden promises seem true I can’t believe what I am seeing A beautiful star under the moon I fear the loss of my beautiful star For it is what I’ll always keep I feel the warmth of words I hear The evening star speaks to me I’ll remember that forever The feelings deep inside How whole I felt that night With my eyes open wide I love the feelings that I have How much it means to me I’d never felt love like this The evening star speaks to me

Made For Me By My Best Girlfriend
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you and help you pick

I Wrote This For My Girls
Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT - Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you, or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, mothers, grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins and extended family all bless our life. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredib

Why
i got a question for everyone. why is the man upstairs punishing me? for some reason he is i keep loosing my friends. one of my friends he was awsome he was my best friend i would do anything for him same with him and me but he moved to ohio, than a guy i work with me and him are great friends we got along we hung out its was fun now he is moving on the 24th of this month to vegas, and here recently i lost a very very good friend she moved to oklahoma ive been friends with her for a long long time like almost 2 years we both been threw alot together and we both helped each other when things got bad and she up and leaves :( i dont know what im doing or whats going on. im wondering whos next.. i have a friend in washington thats very sweet kind and everything all in one that i havent got to talk to in a while cause she is on a road trip. i feel like im just lost. i got friends here still but its a matter of time that they leave to. i cried today when i found out my friend was gone on the

My Feelings On A Disabled Person's Life
Ok, this is basically saying how I feel about my life and I'm sure a lot of other people that are disabled feel the same way, for one, the quality of life should be the best and live life to the fullest, that means they should be invited to take part and be involved that means volunteering or playing sports or video games or just socializing because as long as the rest of the free world sits there and acts like or treats other disabled people like they can't do nothing, that disabled person's quality of life goes slowly but surely down the tubes because they're shoved aside and not included in things in life and it's really sad that people have to act like that, period because the rest of the world needs to know this, that one day, they'll be disabled by some form possibly and then they'll realize what the hell people like me and others go thru day in and day out, otherwise, they don't have a damn clue at all because some people not all of them but some people just don't give a flying

This Is What Our World Is--especially Among Young People
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ॐ Jenni ॐ Date: Jul 14, 2007 10:54 PM Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are all equal but, there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on there religion, color, size, heritage, ect.IS THIS AMERICAN?

Prison Vs Work Rating
IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON You get three meals a day (free)….. AT WORK You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior….. AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you…. AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games……. AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON You get your own toilet….. AT WORK You have to share. IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit…… AT WORK You can not even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all……. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they de

The Beauty Within Myself
MY JOURNAL Beauty within myself May 29, 2007, 3:00 pm Sometimes, there are things which are sparkles in our eyes but dull; seems impossible dream. There are wonderful life to renew to explore our best of what we have and who we are because a life has only one certain chance to pass a day remarkable, it can never be changed. As life goes on... live to the fullest, love much, and be the merriest person wearing your most supernatural Smile!!!!!!!!

This Is Beautiful
Why do I want you so much? It will be because of your sweetness. It will be because of your simpleness or your humility. It will be because of the sincerity in your eyes. How can be that you are so beautiful and so intelligent? It will be because you really exist or are you only a mirage of my ideal woman. I like it when people enter so timid and pretty at the same time, but when we are alone I will show you all that you are. I feel happy when I write these lines and to feel your breathe, to feel your heartbeat, to feel your heat. Without doubt you are the most beautiful, there is no one who compares to you. Nobody manages to make me feel these things and the good that you make me feel when I am with you. Why can I not give up the thought of you? I lie down and get up and I think of you. You are in my dreams all the day you are in my thoughts. You are the reason for my existance ****************Esteban Isaac***********************

Wanted:bi/gf
I am seeking a bi female to become very good friends with.. someone close to Me...so it will be convienent to go to the movies,shopping ,etc together. Someone to talk with,have good times with both outside of and behind closed doors. Im not sure if this is acceptable to post this in a blog then I said to Myself.. Oh what the hell..what is acceptable anymore anyway...lol. Gothic Mistress/Loretta

Memories In Rewind
memories in rewind forget. forsaken. forever. your love i hide, i lie. in the mornings when you awake and light sticks to you like syrup that taste of summer. blink and smile look up at the ghost that float around your life. like memories in rewind. its funny. its stupid. its ironic. its love. its me and you.

Beer Test
Warning: Beer contains female hormones. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too

I Really Need To Know
I really need to know why people have to act the way they do, you think you have a friend and they come back to bite you right in the ass. I won't name any names and you do know who you are. I am not sorry about the way I feel and I won't be sorry. This is my meaning of friendship: My friends mean the world to me, and they are all very special. I would never do any of them any harm. I would listen to them when they have problems. I would never hurt them , I would stand by them for any descision they would ever make in their life even if I do not agree. I will catch them if the fall. I would never , ever put them down in anyway, shape or form. I would boost them up and hold them on a pedestal and tell them they are worth something to me. All "My Friends" I treasure and love very much, I would do nothing to intentionally hurt them or make them worry. I am not saying my friends should not worry about me, I am saying I would not intentionally make them worry! I always worry

Shout Box
Ok see that the shoutbox is not working this morning so thought I would say good morning to everyone here instead. Big thanks to Johnny who rated me a 1 this morning after I rated him a 10 then took it upon himself to block me! And also to Woody who rated me a 5. LOSERS!

Gonna To Cleaning Out Of Family List!!!
I trying to talking them and they never talking to me anything? they never rating anything my new uploaded pics or blogged or stashes? So I thinking to remove all or some of family list!!!! Thank you mtbikers72 As I remove it off and looking new person in my family list!!!!!

I Am Not Sorry I Like.....
I AM NOT SORRY I LIKE THE FOLLOWING..... -movies with weak plots and lots of action... -pro wrestling.... -comics..... -science fiction..... -busty women with swords in their hands.... -sex.... -women with curves..... -women...(notice a trend)... -loud motorcycles.... -tattoos..... -being the loud one in the group at times.... -old hot rods..... -weed...(I miss it alot!) -pointless fighting video games.... -Bruce "evil dead" Cambell...old spice ad is funny -wearing black alot..... -strip clubs when the mood hits.... -hanging with my brother and acting a fool.... -Bruce Lee..... -guns and knives.... -cage fights.... -being by myself sometimes.... -unhealthy food.... -speaking my fucking mind!

If You've Been Following Some Recent Ct Debates
for example, around Scrapper's recent statement of CherryTap policy in this blog post- this doesn't apply to me now (never going to be a top 100 cherry), though I'm getting close to the top 974 _score_ (cherrytap.com/topscores.php?idx=970) apparently... - but I'm definitely unsaluted, I switch my profile photos at will from one of me (the one public one, I'm not foolish enough to use my private ones as my profile photos- that is why they are private...) but having to bounce around between freshmeat and etc. because I decide to place a penguin in my profile photo slot when my personal photo is readily visible to someone who takes a second will be straw camel back... (I'm too free and easy about my personal photos as it is, but people should be encouraged eg to put those of their family behind friends-only lock and key, and be sparing of their own images, despite the silliness of some specific claims like the "oh no, google maps!!"... bits- silly those, yes- but caution in general-

Waiting
I wait for the solution to it all. The final chapter of what was a long trip. I have no regrets or wants left. The desires that plagued me are gone. I watch the world and laugh at the race they run. The need they feel to burn each other down. I wait and watch. The truth is I don't know why I'm here or what for. So, I wait... Pull up a chair. Join me in watching.... Laugh with me at the race they run...

Healing
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dave Date: Jul 17, 2007 11:36 AM our beautiful planet!!!MY FRIEND, FOCUS TODAY ON THE HEALING OF OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET.Yes, you can make a difference! You can help HEAL OUR PLANETNo matter what you religious, political, social or cultural beliefs are."When the earth is sick and polluted, human health is impossible.... To heal ourselves we must heal our planet, and to heal our planet we must heal ourselves.- Bobby McLeodNamaste My Friend, Together We are More!DaveHarnessing the Power of Online Spending to Support Charity

Checkout My Movie Trailer!!!
Mistys XXX Girls Bring Your Own Bitch Volume 5 is finally here! Checkout my movie trailer and tell me what you think :-) http://mistysxxxgirls.com/Tour/Tour1.html Misty Haze www.mistysxxxgirls.com

Why??
Why do I always hurt ? My heart aches, my eyes are swollen .. My feelings slammed against a wall without warning ?? My tears just fall when ever I think of you and your sweet words to me ...now all empty !! My silly heart beleived in you I asked for the truth and recieved a blank hole !! I think of you and what might have been or could be ?? I sit here alone locked away from the world outside for fear of being broken again !! I know I should move on with what ever I can find in me, but somehow I cannot do it !! I have lost the person I once was and I don't know how to find her no more !! She's deep inside waiting to see if she is safe to come out of the dark place she has hidden herself ? The sorrow, the aching will not stop the pounding and pounding just keeps hurting and hurting ...... A Broken heart & Soul forever Broken forever sealed Away.

I Don't Know
Ok, I fucked up again. I don’t get it. I feel like I have the Midas touch of shit. I started to get to know someone, opened up & let them in. I said something’s when I should have kept my mouth shut & went to bed. Now I’m on the outs. I guess I don’t know what this world wants of me. I want the usual, Happiness, Security, Freedom, Health & lots of time to enjoy it. It seems like every time I get near one. Something goes and stirs the pot. Why is it some people just seem to get stuff handed to them, and people like me have to fight with their dying breath to keep stuff. Ok, so I guess I retreat into my tunnel, hide from the light of day This world is to cruel for me anyway. Drift like the sand on summer’s day breeze, shifting and blowing every which way This world is to cruel for me anyway. Under a foot, or tires tread, I stick to the souls live amongst the dead This world is to cruel for me anyway. Hope is for someone, not for me. I must l

Men Strike Back!
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Becaus

What Would You Do?
What would you do if your live-in gf stayed in close contact with her ex gf, and would not break all contact even at the risk of losing you? This would not even be a problem if the live-in didn't habitually lie about the contacts, and hadn't done some really bad unmentionalbe things on cam for the ex. I should also mention that the ex has BIG hopes of a reconciliation, and stops at nothing to cause shyt between my girl and I. This has been going on almost 2 1/2 years, now.

Back From My Trip
Well, I had a nice time in Virginia.... I got to meet Greg and we had a good time...I didnt want to leave, but I have responsibilities here at home. I wish I could have at least stayed longer, but you know how that goes... Unfortunately, I didnt get to meet up with kl0wn and Twiztit, and I really wish I could have. i was so tired when I got there that I actually was passed out by midnight! So hopefully I can look to making another trip and will meet up with them then.... another unfortunate, I have been sick since i got home, which is why I was only online for about an hour in total yesterday...I'm feeling a little bit better today, but still pretty queasy... I had a midterm today...I think I did ok, but not really sure.... Greg is a good guy and hopefully we will get to spend some more time together soon...I couldn't tell how nervous he was, but being the guy he is, he locked his keys in the car right when he came to meet me...I guess thats one way to make sure he go

Poetry That Survuved To Date...
The Curse of The Blonde (TM)Original Poetry by Ivy, Laureth, Jan, whatever.... Written at 15: I wonder if this agony Will last for an eternity How can I learn to heal the pain So I may feel alive again? My ache runs deeper than my soul, The hurt that only you control, You, who caused me all my pain, Come and heal me once again. You won't be back, I know I'm right I'll never feel you hold me tight. I can tell by the look your eyes hold, Your love for me has grown stone cold. --------------------------------------- Twilight darkens my sleep I reach out to find you I find nothing instead Old dreams never die I wake with that feeling The hollow ache in my soul I long for your return Old dreams never die I put on my bright face Seeking love in many eyes They aren't enough Old dreams never die I live a shadow's life Each day runs into another Looking for my perfect lover Old dreams never die --------------------------------- To Anthony

Long Forgotten Love Song...
such a long forgotten memory... buried underneath surreality... blurry like a lingering moutain haze... confusing like an old english maze... can't remember how it started... but damn the wretched way it ended... cosmic miscalculation of a chanced encounter... that brought two lost souls together... indifferences...ironically transparent... arrogance...sardonically blatant.. trivaility...turned into disaster... has torn two soulmates asunder... my paramour...who once made my heart sang in rhapsody... now's a long forgotten love song...melancholy...

If I Decided To Sell My Dead Body!
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Italian Math Test
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passesa little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again

Daddy It Hurts!!
Date: Jul 17, 2007 11:08 AM Subject: DADDY IT HURTS!!! Body: DADDY IT HURTS THiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of havi

That Was Easy...
The house hunt is over. Although I had thought that the housing market was supposed to be in the toilet, apparently it's not in Levelland. We looked at everything that there was to offer and settled on a 3 bed/2 bath/2 car garage brick home in a decent neighborhood. There wasn't much chance to work out deals because its a sellers market there, despite home sales in general. But it didn't take half as long as I expected- four days of looking and one offer- made and accepted, covering all the closing costs and providing a one year home warranty plus re-roofing the house before we move in. I don't know what may occur between today and the actual closing, but hopefully it will be painless. So that was fricking easier than I expected. I also talked to my mom. I am not going to sell my house after all- just let her and my step father move in rent free. It's the least I can do, I told her that in lieu of rent I'd like her to finance some form of Long term care insurance for herself. I a

Bush's Business Connections To The Bin Ladens
Before I reprint this, understand that this guy is a world-reknowned investigative reporter that has 30 years of verified work. He has reported stories for ABC News, 60 Minutes, the Associated Press, Reuters and more and has appeared to testify before the United States Senate. This shit is no joke (this story was first reported shortly after the 9/11 attacks and was subsequently blocked by the Bush Administration from being reprinted in any American news publication). WE, AMERICANS, financed the Taliban as late as May 17, 2001, less than 4 months before the 9/11 attacks. You should know what interests your President REALLY has: "Osama bin Laden's Bush family Business Connections Alliance With Pakistan Will Stimulate Drug Trade, Bring Revenues Under U.S. Control - Colombian Opium Production Will Soar The Taliban's Biggest Economic Attack on the U.S. Came in February With The Destruction of Its Opium Crop by Michael C. Ruppert Money connections between Bush Re

For The Love
for the love i have with in me, for the love that no one can see. for the love i have for you, for the love thats never more true. as i write these words of love, and express the needs of my heart. for what we once shared, can never be torn apart. as you read these words i have wrote, and understand my true feelings. let this be my little note, there can still be a new beginning! written by; talented tongue

The Truth Of What Women Want
No one has ever accused me of having a green thumb but i love making things grow. I demonstrate my passion for horticulture with a cool cucumber. theres no better way to beat the heat muses the green party supporter. while plant matter stimulates me to a blooming climax. i caresse my flesh casabas and made a confession. i'm not a strict vegetarian. no matter how much i try, fresh produce can't fulfill my carnal cravings for man meat.

Something To Think About
SuicideKiss.com - Deadly pictures, gothic horror, sick layouts What is left of our bodies when the fleash is stripped..what mark do we leave on this plane, what is left of the people who we touched in this life? It matters not to agree or not but to think and be mindful of the next impression you make.

Blast Givaway
Cherry Blast Giveaway I'm hosting giveaway for Blast.This is not a contest. Anyone can join in and earn a blast. The blast will be givin out as they are earned. Self Commenting is encouraged. If you re interested please send me a private message. I'm ONLY taking 5 entrys so please if you are not going to work for it do not waste your time or mine. Thank You 3 Day blast = 14,000 comments 7 Day Blast= 20,000 comments Nassy V4mpir3 Bitch CT Wife of Kenneth96r20 NSFW@ CherryTAP

This Kinda Thang Happins All Thu Time In Pee Wee Valley
Groom arrested at wedding Father of bride and groom also involved in fisticuffs at Gables ceremony By Sebastian del Marmol sdelmarmol@cggazette.com What should have been one of the happiest days of a couple’s life – their July 8 wedding at the Coral Gables Women’s Club – turned into a violent spectacle with members of both families getting in fisticuffs and eventually the groom and his father in handcuffs. John Vera, 22, got married earlier in the day at the historic women’s club located at 1009 East Ponce de Leon Boulevard, but by midnight he had been arrested and taken to the Coral Gables Police Department and eventually spent the night at the Turner Guilford Knight jail in Miami. Vera allegedly jumped on the back of a Coral Gables Police sergeant who was in the process arresting his father, Rene Gonzalez, 43, after he allegedly slapped the father of the bride. According to police records, the problem started before 11 p.m. when they were called to the scene of th

Only Home For A Few Minutes
I just got home to drop some things off and then pack up some fresh clothes for another week out with my husband on business. I thought I would check CT and see I have 171 requests to be home over the past 3 days. I don't know when I will be home again but will be checking again from time to time on the road. Love ya - 36d hugs, ms. cleavage

David Gemmell
You took my hand in the warriors grip and led me aboard that dread dark ship, With tales of Honor Darkness and Light, heroes prevailing against the Night, Through forests of ravening beasts Emperors Courts and treacherous feasts, To stand back to back with heroes bold against the darkness against the cold, The tales that you weaved will inspire the ages from Townsfolk to Kings, Wizards and Sages The Light has been dimmed the Banshee wails ware the skies the Black Barge sails. Fly and be at peace

Get A Dam Life Already!!!!
What you have nothing better to do.. Then to report PEOPLES images all fuckin day long ..... I know who you are and who just reported them right now..... And they are NOT NSFW sooo get a dam clue.............. You're just jealous because the women the in the pictures look better then you........... oh Yeah and because I voted as much as I could on your pics... But that wasnt good enough for you now was it????????????? Get a fuckin clue and a life...... I hate DRAMA... And you think I dont know who it just was who just reported my 3 not NSFW images????????????? LMFAO!!!!!!! Im sorry you have misplaced me for Some one STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes and YOU are UGLY, and have NO personality..... I think I will just go have a looksie on your profile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One Of My Friends!
Ok BrattyBytch here. I'm here to pimp out one of my long time friends from Yahoo! She's one of the sweetest, Sexiest, most loveable cherries that CherryTap/Fubar has ever seen. This is my great friend - Wendy. Show this sweet lady some love. Add her, Fan her, Rate her. She's been stuck on her current level for months now, and desperately wants to level up. Tell her the Princess sent you! CherryPye@ Fubar BrattyBytch@ Fubar

Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W

Earth Angel Stash Club Members
I just wanted to thank all my new friends from THE EARTH ANGEL STASH CLUB. Everyone that stopped by and showed me love, made me feel so welcome. You guys rock!!!!!!! I'm looking forward to visiting all of your pages and returning all the love. If I haven't been to your page yet, I'm on my way! LOL Thanks again, and if you haven't already done so, could you please sign my guestbook under the video games section of my profile. Tracy~~~Angeleyes76116

Why Are You An Ass?
This is to my kids father who has put me through hell for years on end..... Each day that goes by, I ask myself why? Why do I feel this way? Even when you push me away? I always say "I love you" Is that hard for you to say it too? I count my blessings each day. And ask the lord to show me the way. The path to happiness is all I ask, And then he shows mem that you're an ass. Ao I think and ponder, Oh now I see no wonder, We aren't meant to be, Even though we have children.... Three! I see you trying to get better, But is it for me? Or for another? I guess only time will tell, If deep in love with me again you fell. This was written by me on 11/12/2000 at 4am

Apple Computer Software
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Am I Seeing Things?
Her eyes seemed broken, When I saw her that day. My eyes froze on hers, I could not take them away. In my mind I wondered, Why in her I saw pain. If I tried to help her, What would she have to gain. If I reach out to her, And in fact her pian is real. Do I have it in me, To heal her really heal. This is my delemia My quandry if you will. I really want to help her, But here I am standing still.

I Want You
Tonights the night I'll make my move If he denies i wont cry No longer can i smell him with out wanting to do him. I wanna feel his rough hands against my body I wanna feel his cock inside me deeply I wanna taste his lips so sweetly Make me your women your lustful thoughts My tongue wants to taste your cum My lips hungry for your cock My nipples want your teeth to grip and suck. I will not be afraid to want this so badly. I've pushed it away for months leaving me sadly. I touched your body the other day I melted, I could feel my clit moving , Wanting you to lick & grip. Every night you come as if you were a dream, As i wish it was, Then i wouldn't be afraid to make this move. Oh, i hope you come tonight... If not then the time would be off... I would be left with this dire lust This never ending burning flame of hot boiling warmth for you. Just to taste your saliva, Would heal these wounds. Calm this passion that i so aggressively have for you

Making Love
You crawl upon me You whisper sweet nothings to me Your soft hands ez my breast You slowly go down kissing my chest Creeping your way down to my pussy You lick it,you tell me you love it You make out with it You make me feel like its a god. Your penis grows large As you slowly and gentle press it against my skin You kiss my neck and my lips Slowly applying pressure Your long hard cock makes its mark deep inside my wet pussy We both are so hot Barely able to keep it calm I run my finger nails down your back I push my hips up to feel you more I nipple on your chest saying to you "please don't stop". You tell me I'm about to cum I feel it Warm and deep inside me You kiss me and make me feel loved We keep going, I slowly but swiftly move to my side You run your hands all over my breast, while your fucking me hard Moaning uncontrollable You reach over and play with my clit , while your penis is enjoying being thrust by my Squirming , I cum, Your penis is soake

Roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.

You Rock
ANOTHER MASSIVE WIN FOR THE DAY,OF COURSE WE COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.YOU ROCK AGAIN SPECIAL THANK YOU FOR EACH ONE WHO PUT THE TIME AND THE EFFORT TO HELP LOVE YOU ALL CONGRATULATION TO UNIQUE DREAM FOR BEING THE WINNER OF THE 2ND PRIZE OUT OF THREE WINNING . HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING HUGS AND MUCH MUCH LOVE TO ALL WildCat

Path Of Deception
The innocent are fed lies and hate the truth hidden beneath a world of betrayal A close mind cannot speak Or see the pains of life coming signs of evil point the way to the path of least resistance nothing in life comes easily so this path is not worth taking treason and a hollow laugh give way to desire or will the demons feed on the death of life and quench their thirst on the blood they spill

Desert Rose
Two shadows slipping throgh the night, Unaware of the watching eyes. Lovers are they or are they not? That, no one knows... They stop by a spot, And stay there awhile. "As long as this rose is alive and blooming, That is how long our love will be and much more than that..." And with those kind words of love, They disappear through the darkness. Time goes by and the seed grows into the most beautiful of roses. Red as blood, Glowing as fire. With standing the desert heat and the harsh weather. Oh desert rose, I can feel the soft touch of your petals, The warmth it gives. Oh desert rose, I can see the fire of your color, A glimpse of your flames. Oh desert rose, I can hear all the stories that you tell of the desert, Stories of love. But fugacious we are, And so are you. Your once soft petals are beginning to dry, Wilting and taking off once a glamorous robe. Your color is that of amber, Still pretty but unlike before. You quiver and struggle until it is too much

Too Funny!!
>>One night , after the couple had >>retired for the night, the woman >became > >>aware that her husband was > >> >>touching > >> >>her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand >across > >> her >>shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her > >> breasts, >>touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his >hand > >> gently down >>her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then >down > >> the other side >>to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently > >> feeling her hips, > >> >>first > >> >>one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside >of > >> her >>thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her >left > >> thigh, >>stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. >By > >> this time >>the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little >to > >> better position >>herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to >his > >> side of the b

I Am Not There Yet.....lol!!!
I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around. Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless. Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell and those will too." Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us curves and

25 Words Of Wisdom
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,"Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. Sign In Chinese Pet Store:"Buy one dog, get one flea..." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love being married. It's

Home Remedies.....
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use th e WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them

Cold Steel----
TIED TO THE BED HE SLOWLY RUNS THE KNIFE ONTO MY BREAST,....I LOOK AT HIM HE SAYS SAY NOTHING,DONT MOVE,.....I DO AS HE TELLS ME,...THE KNIFE IS SO GOOD!,...HE RUNS IT JUST,..AROUND MY FACE,THEN TO MY THROAT,...I WANT IT ALL AT THIS POINT,....HARDER!,....HE UNTIES ME,FLIPS ME OVER,TIES ME AGAIN,....LEGS SPREAD,...HE RUNS THE KNIFE STRAIGHT DOWN MY BACK!,..BETWEEN MY ASS-CHEEKS,...MMM'IM SO TURNED ON!,...HE SITS THE KNIFE DOWN RUNNING HIS FINGERS INSIDE MY ASS' ALL I CAN DO IS SQUIRM FOR HIM!,..MOANING',WANTING MORE!,...

Humor......lmao!!
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the Computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P... E... N.. I S... His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED....... NOT LONG ENOUGH

I'd Do This For My Girl (if I Had A Girl)
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in • leave her cute text messages • kiss her in front of your friends • tell her she looks beautiful • look into her eyes when you talk to her • let her mess with your hair • just walk around with her • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES • look at her like she's the only girl you see • tickle her even when she says stop. • hold her hand when you're around your friends. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. • stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything • tease her and LET HER TEASE YOU BACK. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • kiss her forehead. • give her the world. [note: because if she could she would] • let her wear your

Apple Break Thru
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499, $599, or $799 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Dark Shadows
for when does the ur hand leave the grasp for it has on her throat ... she can't breath.... grasping for air.... then something changes. in a split second she decides to give in .... she tells her body to just let go and relax... let the time come to take the pain away... just then in a silent last breath she is gone for her soul is taken from this place on to dark shadows of a unknown place.

I Wait For You Back East
From gloomy streets of Hamilton To blue Pacific shores I send these pleasant thoughts to you I write them as not chores. Let lust for life lift spirits high Let energies abound Let absence make the heart grow fond Let mysteries confound. Let sand between your toes entice Let sipping wine enthrall Let summer have its way with you I'll have you in the Fall. You are a continent away And yet I feel you near You are a continent away But still I have you here. You're in my every waking thought You're in my dreams as well And if that were not true my dear I could not leave my hell You are my inspiration bright You are a guiding star I look to you to feel alive Even from afar You feel the pleasant wind of West The North entices not The South has no demands on you The East is where you're sought If wings could sprout upon my back I'd take to air today And fly to you at brilliant speed As fast as could be made Have joyful times on far off shores

My Best Friend
I love her to death... There isnt anything I wouldnt do for her. I love her life I love my sister. Hell she is like one of my sisters to me. She is better than any of my sisters have ever been to me. Her name is Tanisha Sanders. She is like a mother to my kids. I trust her with everything that I am! I love you Tanisha!

See How Hot You Really Are
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten We can party----any liquid refreshment Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

Arizona Dust Storm
had a good dust storm last night. so all my buds in Iraq... how's this hold up to the shit there? check out the video on this link. http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=49750&cl=3370735&ch=68276&src=news

A Few Days Have Past...
I was thinking today some thoughts. I won't get over this easily. I was walking to my car in the school parking lot and got all these memories :-(. I felt my skin instantly get goosebumps and almost broke down in the parking lot. I want my friend back with me. I want the good times again, like sitting in his car before the next class, being the only ones laughing and carrying on in class, lending each other a hand, just seeing his face in the same room as me.. :-( I miss ky, it is just hurting bad. All I wanted was to be there for him and know what was going on. I know he had cancer, I was there when he told me. I mean I want to be there by his side on his last days. I wanted to tell him how special he was to me. The worst part is he was cremated and not burried. :-(( I really wanted to go see him and talk to him, let him know how things are. He is the only guy I can trust. He never once pulled a move on me and could talk to me without be a hornball. He was a close friend to me but if

It's Nothing Really . . . I Promise
Oh I just need to vent really quickly so I can get back to cleaning my damn apartment, because that is so fun after all, lol. I’ve had a lot on my mind the past few days what with some people I have been talking to, some I haven’t been talking to, and of course the babies taking up a great deal of my time as well (just because they are so damn cute). I’m a confused mess and I freely admit that right now, but I am not unhappy about it, not sad, not upset, not searching for anything . . . I just am. Isn’t that all I should be anyway . . . Just Jessie nothing more?! Well, that is what I am right now. I have had a few people who dropped more or less out of my life at the same time a few weeks ago just pop back in at the same time in the past week. I have not been talking too much to the one person I really want and need to talk to and I can’t quite figure out what is going on with them. So, rather than let this all bother me and start to think endless thoughts of what may happen o

Im Freaking Out
my boyfriend got kicked outta his house sunday he slept over and left last night at like 11 well he was supposed to call me today and he didnt so i dont kno if hes got somewhere to stay or is sleeping outside if hes eating or if hes even okay i would die if anything happened to him and he did say he was going to just disappear for a month and if he disappears from me for a month ill go crazy i need my man to live hes my life my world my fucking everything and i dunno if i should call his mom and see if shes heard from him at all or not ugh =[

Surveys . . . All The Cool Kids Do Them
1. Who were you with last night/yesterday? Hmmm, if I tell you you are gonna want details and I am just in no mood for that kind of discussion right now 2. What woke you up this morning? The fact that I am alive 3. Where are you? Outside your window . . . No don’t look 4. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Oh see I didn’t even tell you anything and you are already asking for details . . . damn 5. When was the last time you cried? Well, it was awful sad when Blues Clues was over this morning 6. Ever thrown up in public? Hehehe . . . Um, hehehe 7. Passed out because of alcohol? Yeah and on top of a dead hooker at that . . . Shit forget I mentioned that 8. Who's on your mind RIGHT NOW? Well despite what your twisted mind may believe there is in fact no one sitting on my head at the moment - sure I’d have noticed by now 9. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Sure if they take one for me first, who has a gun? 10. Where would you like to live? In this la

Dr. Hook- Sharing The Night Together
Dr. Hook- Sharing the Night Together You're looking kinda lonely girl Would you like someone new to talk to Ah-yeh, alright I'm feeling kinda lonely too If you don't mind can I sit down here beside you Ah-yeah, alright If I seem to come on too strong I hope that you will understand I say these things 'cause I'd like to know If you're as lonely as I am and if you mind Sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night We could bring in the morning girl If you want to go that far And if tomorrow find us together Right here the way we are would you mind Sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night Would you like to dance with me and hold me You know I want to be holding you Ah-yeah, alright 'Cause I like feeling like I do And I see in your eyes that you're liking it too Ah yeah, alright Like to get to know you better Is there a place where we can go Where we can be alon

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Love
I love you for that certain smile that cheers me when I'm blue, I love you for your tender kiss that warms me through and through. I love you for your gentle hand, your understanding touch, Your eyes that always seem to say, "I love you very much!" I love you for your faith in me, Your sweet and patient ways, And all the thoughtful things you do, so often without praise, I love you so for all these things, and many others too, But most of all for what I am, whenever I'm with you!

A Black Rose For Your Battered Heart.....
So overlooked so damaged an hurt by so many the pain of the years never withering your petals Strong piercing black is how they stay. Waiting watching for the right one...your sweet thorns keeping those undeserving of you at bay with those sharp thorns as they slice through flesh of those that only wish to harm you or wither your sweet petals.... But you saw me as i saw you, you took me into your embrace we held your thorns cutting through making me bleed but i held on through the pain i took in all i could an still took in more, i made your pain my own an broke through each an every barrier you created to protect yourself from pain an heartache....an replaced them with my own. I would never let anything harm you in any way shape or form many can run their mouths an try an make me fail but ive had my eye on you and now i will get what i seek what i want and what i need.... this drug this intoxicating feeling what you do to me isnt normal ive asked you why and how an you simply

Dont Shave Ya Ass Hair
This didnt happen to me but its funny as hell Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet

This Is Not Normal
READ THIS ! This is not just a normal bulletin. This is a large problem in the United States, and we need it to stop! Many teens and young adults get abortions. Over 1,000,000 abortions are done in the US alone, each year. To reduce this risk, put into consideration of babies and give them a chance. They want to live! Not be murdered! Every child was put here for a reason, don't stop their chances of being something big!!!This is inside of the placenta"I could've been a future president!!!""Mommy, didn't you love me?"ABORTION IS WRONG!STOP KILLING BABIES!"Was I really a mistake?""I'm sorry you didnt love me enough to give me a chance!""I could've been a doctor and found a cure for cancer!"Please re

The Heart
The Heart Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted. the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done..." "but when you open up my heart, you'll find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart." The surgeon had had enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there." The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vein, widespread muscl

How I Feel Sometimes
I hate looking myself in the mirror, I hate knowing I have fear. I hate seeing what isn't there, I hate feeling that I am scared. I hate believing what isn't true, I hate believing and trusting you. I hate crying myself to sleep, Forgive me for I have dreams. I feel left out and all alone, With no one to call my own. My eyes are red and I cry blood, Please help me or I'll cry a flood. My friends see what I let them see, If they only could see the true side of me. And as I die inside with pain, Please don't think that I'm insane. Cause believe it or not I have a heart, That's been slowly torn apart.

Beauty Of A Woman.....
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman with time, only grows..

What To Do If You Get A Traffic Ticket
This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent! The system has been tried and it works in every state. If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever the case may be, you're going to get points on your license. This is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get the points. When you get your fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the check out for $82.00 or some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference; however, here is the trick: DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away! Points are not assessed to your license until all financial transactions are complete. If you do not cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The system has received it's money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you (and no points will be added to your license). This information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up the standard databases used

What A Morning Lol
Damn what a morning it's been and still going. i can see part of the sun shining yet the sky lighting up with lightning and shit is it loud, rattling the windows and setting alarms off on cars. It's quite the morning so far haha

Frustrated!
Date: September 29, 2006 When I became 18yrs old I was hanging out w/ some bad influences who I thought were my friends and did some real stupid shit. I got a bank account and was trying to save money but that didnt last for long because after a couple of years I then started to write some bad checks cause my friends had talked me into it. Once I started it,, and seen how easy it was then I kept going till the checks wouldn't go through anymore. Now it's been like 10yrs and I have been wanting to own my own home so I have something stable for my children. I been through a homebuying education course and got my certificate, plus have spent the last 4-5yrs cleaning up my credit and building credit. The one thing I'm pissed about is that 10yrs ago I recieved a certified letter in the mail at my mother's address and she signed for it knowing I told her to NEVER sign ANYTHING for me. It just happened to be a court document for me to go to court in regards to a few of the bad checks I wr

Still Lonely
well its me again, i guess only a few people read these things but i am trying again.i am a father oriented good looking guy just trying to make more friends.come on dont be shy , hit me up . i am a great listener and love to rate pics, so if u do read this at least let me know u read this and show me some cherry luv.it will be greatly appreciated.i told yall that i had my own little world but i am willing to open up to the right people and let u see it, so if ur interested here i am.

A Friend's Tears
When hearts break, and tears run, life feels lonely and sad, you look back at what you had, knowing its gone, hearing your song, your eyes start to tear, then you feel the fear, fear of lonelyness in your heart, wondering why you had to part, days turn to weeks, and your eyes start the leaks, tears running down your checks, dont be afraid, dont be scared, its life changing the rules, and you have to treat it like jewels, to respect its beauty, to grace its charms, knowing it means you no harm, it will eventually send you into someone elses arms, then there will be love, sent from god above, to show you he cares, but i can see it when i try to wipe away your tears. this is to you my friend, ill try to be here till the end.......

Redneck Exam
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? (A) '65 Ford Fairlane (B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle (C) '64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser’s will be drunk before the trees are cut down? 5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and

Looky How Smart My Frins Is!!
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don 't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! this here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Character Assasination
You know, i cant figure it out. This is something thats been around as long as man could comunicate."Character assasination" is an ugly little creature fed by jealousy, hate, fear, competition and even love. A guy breaks it off with a girl she starts murdering his reputation. A girl tells a guy no about a kiss on a date the next day hes making her sound like a whore to all his friends. Why must people attack somones character every single time they are upset by hat person. Can't we as people just leave well enough alone. Seriousily people, if i break ur heart fix it dont make me look bad to your friends and even strangers. If, I say no to you, dont tell people i did the opposite just to mke urself look good. And, finally if someone is doing the best they can and thats not enough, instead of beating them down and insulting them a few words of encouragement might be just what they need to pick up the ball and run. So, in closing please remember that CHARACTER ASSASINATION IS A CRIME!!!!!

Never Leave Your Nuts Alone
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Boooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine

I Don Git It. . . .
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene WITH me!"

Road Rage At Its Best!!
http://www.sptimes.com/2007/07/17/Floridian/When_drivers_are_mad_.shtml When drivers are mad at the world Road rage changed her life in an instant. But a Land O'Lakes mother of three isn't campaigning for revenge - she hopes to find a way to stop senseless anger. By LANE DeGREGORY, Times Staff Writer Published July 17, 2007 LAND O'LAKES - Sundays are the hardest, Laura Houk says. That was always their day. "Family Day," her husband called it. They'd take the kids to church, then come home and he'd fire up the grill. Eric made great ribs. And marinated chicken. "If you ate one bite," his 9-year-old son says, "your mouth would go right to heaven." Sunday nights, they'd all pile on the big couch and Eric would surf the TV channels until he found a rerun of M*A*S*H. His boys love the show too. Except for that one episode, the one when Col. Henry Blake finally gets to leave Korea, but his plane crashes and he never makes it home. On Feb. 18, Eric Houk went to the D

I've Met Some Really Cool People On Here (well Not In Person)
but it's amazing how in the mumms people seem to look down their noses at you thinking they are above the new people! Everyone on here was new here at one point in time and no one is better than others! I have been called a cunt in a mumm for posting a mumm about a child who was knocked back from a school. What's up with that? Then the same guy was putting women down in another mumm, I guess he has women issues and needs to come out of the closet! My point is people joined this site for fun and how can you have fun if people are judging you and putting you down. I didn't know there was rules to the mumms and how are people suppose to learn if no-one says anything? To those people who look down their nose at others just remember you were new once and I'm sure you'll have friends who join up, do you want them to be treated the way you treat others?

Underwear Is Important!!!!
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and

Do I Exsist To You?
DO I exsist to you? Do I exsist to you Or am I just a body laying cold. DO I not breath? Do I not have a heartbeat? that beat only for you? Your the one I want to come home to The one I want to lay next to. Am I not the one that shares your bed at night AM I not the one that crys on your shoulder. Yet I seem to not exsist You seem to look past me. You talk but not to me. You listen but not to me. Why why doesn't my heart exsist Why don't I exsist?

Dead Inside
Have faith in me KNow I am always here Know I am trust worthy KNow what I say is true my heart is shattered My heart is broken I am dieing inside. Am I already dead My heart beats but I feel nothing my feet step But yet I don't see YOu tell me to have faith in you Why Have you proven that you are trustworthy? A heart can only take so much Then it takes over itself closing itself off building that wall. Leaving me feeling dead inside

Who's The Boss?
Who's the Boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Help Me Get My Blast
A few weeks ago I won a 3-day blast in a comment game. The contest ended on the 8th and I have not gotten the blast. The person who held the contest hasn't replied to my last c-mail. Alot of you helped me come from behind to win this blast. Please write her and tell her she needs to pay up. Here is the link. http://www.cherrytap.com/user/935857 Thanks for your support!!

The Meaning Of Life...
Ahh the meaning of life... broken down into simplest terms... People are a species/mammal/animal/whatever...the primary goal of any species is to pro-create to preserve ones own species into the next generation and beyond... the human race however has a larger brain(well most of them do) than other species on this planet...other species do not think about what they are going to wear today or about what is on next weeks calendar...they rely on instinct for survival...they eat, they sleep, they pro-create, they flee from danger. Take away the 'thinking' that humans are able to do and what is left...eating, sleeping, pro-creation, and self preservation... so, the meaning of life? In our primal state...the meaning is to stay alive long enough to pro-create, to preserve our species. < br />In the modern human state of mind...I have no frickin clue lol, but I'll give it a shot, this is all shooting from the hip so bare with me... Each of us is born into a different house

Obsessed
She drives out of the city each and every morning, away from the noise and craziness. It’s a bit far but it’s where she likes to run. No noise, no people, no cars, just peaceful countryside. She parks her car and maybe this morning she’ll try to run a bit further. This makes her feel good, brings her mind back to her. The sound of her feet hitting the road keeping in rhythm with her breathing, the birds overhead and the cool fog still in the fields. This is her routine, the escape part of it anyways. The other part of Sarah’s routine consists of her usual stops on her way to work…the coffee shop, the gallery and sometimes a gift shop or two. All frequented by him also. She knew she’d never catch him there at the same time she was, but the feel of him there made her happy. His hours were much more irrational than hers were. But she supposed that was one of the perks of being an artist. His paintings were also irrational but so beautiful. She would stand in the gallery and stare into

11 Things Woman Should Know About Men
11 Things Women Don't Know About Men Plus one thing they probably do know, but won't admit By Evan Marc Katz Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Jul 18, 2007 RATING THIS ARTICLE Average (250 votes) Rate it: Read all 50 comments TOOLS Email Article Printable View Add to del.icio.us Add to Digg 1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible. 2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it. 3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it. 4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it. 5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you. 6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won'

The Ultimate Fantasy
Waking up to the feeling of a hand roaming her exposed side and hip, Sarah started becoming aware that she wasn’t alone like she usually was when she awoke. This made her come out of her sleep a little faster. Opening her eyes, she realized her surroundings were different also. A few moments more and she began to remember the events from the previous night. The hotel room, the man touching her, she looks at him and smiles. “Good morning Palmer.” She coos. And he just smiled at her without saying a word. He didn’t have to. Even though Sarah was never sure exactly what was running through his mind, she didn’t care. The attention he gave her was enough to fulfill her. Closing her eyes again she reminisces about the earlier events. While his hand continues to roam her skin and his eyes continue to soak her curves into his senses, she goes back to the knock on her door of her apartment, the messenger leaving her the message to be at the Hotel Chateau at 7pm, to her nervous stomach lettin

Love Never Dies
She walks through the grocery aisle picking up the items she thinks she'll need for the week. A half gallon of milk, some fruit, fresh vegetables maybe a couple of steaks. Most of it would probably go to waste seeings her appetite isn't what it used to be but she makes a valient effort. Going through the motions of everyday life was what Emma was used to. Work...home...store on Thursdays...home...sleep... She still catches herself walking in the door at night half expecting to find him sitting there, newspaper in hand, and she still feels her heart drop after realizing he'll never be there again. Whoever said 'time heals all wounds' is partially right, but the scars that are left behind still pain at times. It's been a year tonight. She still dreams of the events. Waking up in a horror of cold sweat. Just like it was yesterday, talking to him on the phone, planning the 'special dinner' that he was going to ask her something important, the overwhelming joy filling her and remembering

My Horoscope For Today
Sometimes I just get a kick out of these things, but todays horoscope made we wonder....hmmmmmmm Someone loves you more than you know. They may not necessarily be great at expressing their feelings now for fear that you don't reciprocate. If you feel the same, give 'em a hint. If not, be kind, firm and clear about that.

No More About Down Raters
I really don't stress over down raters but please don't down rate my photos and tell me your being honest ...if you were honest you would really say that your just being an asshole...don't rate my pictures or profile if you don't like them MOVE on to the next profile you want to be "honest" with cause when you say your just being honest, it shows me how ignorant and how chicken shit you really are by hiding behind the word "honest" you are an asshole you were born asshole you are living your life as an asshole and I'm sure if you don't change you will die an asshole and that my ding dong down rater friend is honest!!!!....no more about down raters refer to my blogs for more on honesty you MIGHT just learn something.

Don't You Hate People
Don't you hate people that are really fastidious note takers? I was just in a meeting with a guy who had like 5 colors of pens and index tabs to take all sorts of copious notes. I'm more of a Zen philosophy, if I am meant to remember it, I will. oh and no disrespect meant to you copious ones, its probably just envy

Ode To The Cynic
If I'm going to do something that could be provocative or unconventionally relevant, like getting out of this mess I find myself in, I have to be prepared to put myself in a place where I feel unsafe, not completely in control. I have no fear of failure whatsoever, because often out of that uncertainty something is salvaged, something that is worthwhile comes about. Progress is not possible without failure. And each failure is a lesson learned. Unnecessary failures are the ones where I try to second guess my purpose and little comes of that situation except inner conflict, a kind of inward humiliation. We don't live in a world where we have to follow the rules, where decisions are based strictly on yes and no answers. We live in a world where we're able to pretend to adhere to their rules while we play by ours. Greatness never comes from accepting convention, but from believing in possibilities. I don't believe the world will ever see anything like us again; nothing like the t

This Zombie Girl Is Soooooo Bored!!!!! :o
oooooh Lordey this Zombie girl is actually bored..... It's pouring rain out and and thundering... lol.. And no one to play with...... All the civilians are hiding inside their house, and place of work.........I haven't been bored in a loooooooong time... lol... Anyone wanna play with me???..... I promise I will only take a small bite out of you.... hahahahah... It'll just be a little painful.... LOL...... And I will make sure I will eat your brains last...... Oooooooooh I could go play outside right now in the pouring rain.... I mean I am a rotting corpse and smell like rotting, bacterial eating flesh.... Lmao!!!!.... But that would mean I need a human brain as MY SPONGE to wash myself down with...... LOL...... And I would just need a tad bit of human blood too use as my soap..... hahaha...... What's a Zombie girl to do on a wet, pouring, thunderous day.........I don't feel like going back underground from which I came... The grave is really soggy and muddy, ge

I Should Have Known Better...
I just needed to vent a little today. As most of you know, I have been so happy with the guy I have been dating. Not that there weren't little bumps along the way...but those just make you stronger...right? So I thought. Yesterday he decided we should go our seperate ways because he has alot of things to work through in his own life. I guess I can understand that...I just always thought that if two people loved each other, they work through those things together. I won't say I am heartbroken...but it's definately a little bent at the moment. I truely loved him. The good news is that I woke up this morning and it was a new day. I felt a little stronger than I did last night and I know that each new day will put me a little closer to being alright. I believe that everything happens for a reason, even if it's hard for me to see that reason right now. Thanks to my friends who were there for me last night. He is a good person and I don't want you to be mad at him. You know me..

.over.loaded.circuitry.
im having a wiring issue. its being exacerbated by continuous thought process. on the one hand...it would be easy to allow the circuitry to have its twisting turning jumbled way...cuz then yannow...well...i dont even know...but at least i wouldnt have to do anything...i could just sit there in a bout of confusion and watch the wires twist their way toward my own demise. im pretty sure tho in the end that would suck just a little bit. there are no right answers cuz there is no 'right' theres no fixing cuz theres no 'fix' its not anything which is in my control cuz im not wired that way. i find it amusing when ppl say 'well just stop thinking about it' well gee...if i could do that there wouldnt be a problem now would there? of course it all boilds down to being in the 'know' i dont know anything cuz when one only knows one side of a story/theory/thought process/idea...they dont really know anything at all now do they? its like knowing half the alphabet. and

Mark Phillip Licina....go Drink Bleach
ok, so i dated this guy for a while, while we were together everything was dandy. Then people started talking about him screwing around, turns out if very well may have been true. That's cool, whatever wasn't the first time, sure it won't be the last. But I did everything I could to make and keep him happy...I cooked for him when he lost his job, I cleaned the house without being asked to, I watched the dog whenever asked, bought him cigarettes when he couldn't...and the one thing I regret is lending him money to pay his bills, I can get over all the rest, in fact, it doesn't bother me at all...but I keep getting the I'll pay you back I'll pay you back, BULLSHIT! You keep stringing me along and I'm tired of it, so as juvenile as it may be, I along with my "best" created shirts for the We Hate Mark club...it was funny, it wasted some time, and to be honest most people like them! they wanna join! Cause incidentally I'm not the first girl you have done this to. Anyway, now that we br

But Wait... There's More!
OK, so literally within a half an hour of when I wrote my last blog... I hear a non stop knocking on my front door. Now mind you, I WAS actually expecting someone.. and the knock did shock me a bit though, because you have to be let in through the front entrance of the house in order to get to my door.. I just figured someone else in the building let the person whom I was expecting in.. Anywho.. I didn't even think to look through the peep hole when I unlocked all of the locks trying to get the door open as quickly as I could.. And then.. it happens.. As I start to open my door.. and look into the hall, expecting someone else.. I see shitdick himself.. just standing there, as if everything is all hunky dory... I swear.. the look on my face must have been priceless. Can we say deer in headlights? As I am stunned by what I am looking at, I quickly think to lock the doorknob, as I swiftly slam the door shut & secure the rest of the locks on the door. I immediately say, how did you get in

Wtf!!!!
Ok what the hel is going on in this crazy world. Ok so u want to seperate form ur spouse, girlfirnd, boyfriend, or whatever, i u do go away but take their lives over stupid shit, the guy that killed his kids because his wife was getting a divorce from him and then took the pussy way out (suicide) the babies didn't hurt no one, shit like that just makes me sick, the guy in wyoming killed his wife for some stupid shit. Then took off in the woods to HIDE be a fucking man and take ur punishment. See stupid shit like that just pisses me off. They all big and bad with a weapon in thier hands, but when it comes to old fashion ass whooping they take the pussy way out. they want to hurt other people or worse their babies. I just dont get it i never hit a woman in my life nor will i start, i have a daughter and i will fight the SOB who lays a hand on her whoever it is. As u know know guy is ever good for my daughter, lol but come on now if ur spouse wants to leave let them go they will see that

Confusion
My feelings, thoughts, wants, wishes..... My tears fall down from my eyes My heart breaks The pain inside It won't subside The thoughts I have will never be When will I get over you? When will I find me? How will I know When I am happy again? Why can't I be loved By someone that is true? When will I be able To live again I need a sign I need strength Where my pain lies My determination to move on grows I have 2 angles that keep me alive With them my goals come alive My life is a mess I know this is true But as each day passes I know I will make it through it all!

This One Is For All The Earth Angels Stash Club Members
If you haven't already been sent a request to add me as a friend, PLEASE COME BY AND DROP ME A REQUEST. That way when it comes time to help you level or I'm just on rating stashes I can go to your page. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you, but there are so many angels now. LOL Hope to make some great friends through doing this stash club. Have a great day! Tracy

Life
What would you do if you felt your whole life was fallin' apart right in front of you? Would You just let it or would you fight for it? If you let it would it make you a quiter or would it make you weak? If you fought for it would it make you stronger or obsessed? There are so many ways to look at life but which parts of it are true? They have tons of sayings that in some ways makes since but in others they don't. Think about them for just a moment, They say "if you love something set it free if it comes back it was ment to be,"There are a couple ways to look at this one...If you set it free will it really come back? Or Will it be a hopless endless thought? Would it have been worth it all to set it free in the first place? I see it as if you love it that much it was ment to be. When you think of someone or something every second every minute of every day it has to be good. If you miss it or them thats real love. Or the old saying, "If you can't get someone or something out of your head

What Is A True Friend?
This blog is for anyone who wants to comment it. And if you don't that's find too. But to you what is a true friend? Someone that sticks by your side and is very honest about everything. Well, thanks for stopping by!!

Flow Of Logic
Unedited from Wealth, Women and War: Surviving Globalization The flow of logic may be a bit accelerated, so a review of facts is in order. First, the oldest truth known to civilized man is “this too shall pass.” Everything changes! Right now, in the aftermath of the Cold War, we are experiencing a rise in decadence as the effects of the counter-culture are assimilated into the mainstream culture. This is not unique in history. It happened following the Black Death in Europe in the 1340s. It has happened following every major cultural threat right up to the “lost generation” following the carnage of World War One. Our culture today is more reflective of the 1920s then it is the 1950s. In that era, known as “the roaring 20s,” the corporations ran the nations. This is not the first time; it will not be the last time.

Shared With Some...now Enjoyed By All
I thought of you today a day dream of sorts and wanted to share it with you… It started with me kissing your forehead, then your eyelids, to your nose and cheeks....down to the nape of your neck then up to your lips. Then I was kissing your chin and cheeks and then held your face in my hands and while looking into your eyes, slowly lower my face to yours and kissed your lips, and tasted your tongue… As our kiss became more passionate, our tongues were twisting and turning around each other..... I then left your mouth, kissed your chin and continued down your neck to your heaving breasts.... My hands found their way down the sides of your sweet body, and your moans urged me on as you pushed your body into mine. My lips continued to move down, between your breasts, as my hands moved up your body. You tried to guide my head further down, but I moved back up to kiss your lips, as my fingers began to circle your breast once, then again. Each circle was becoming smaller and smalle

Work Or Home?
"The buck doesn't always have to stop with you. Take a break! Why not let another person take charge of this situation? They've got a million and one ideas about how to get things moving. You'll benefit from this respite." I admit, I saw this one and started to laugh... but then I had to think; Had a bit of a problem ordering a piece of equipment today at work,, turned it over to the Office Expert and let her run with it.. I still beleive it's something our section shouldn't be getting into and she agrees.. but... well it's outa my hands now :D Now.. Home.. No one to turn it over to. Wife depends on me to tell her how much we have... and today I looked at the spreadsheet I made up, trying to figure out how to afford Day-Care for a set of 2 year old Twins... and I'm not seeing it.. Depressing.... :(

An Egyptian Mystery
AN EGYPTIAN MYSTERY MICHAEL BAIGENT REVEALS THE USE OF A FAMILIAR SYMBOL IN ANCIENT EGYPT Nevertheless, all seems conventional enough until we study the sarcophagus: for a start it is too large – by one inch - to be carried up the initial internal passage of the Pyramid. It must, therefore, have been placed in position during the building of the pyramid, before the chamber itself was finished. And in an additional curiosity, the sarcophagus itself is unfinished: the top is still rough with visible saw and chisel marks. In this, it stands in stark contrast to the finely smoothed walls of the chamber itself. Naturally an explanation has been advanced: that the original smoothed sarcophagus was dropped in the Nile or broken. In the subsequent panic to supply a replacement before the chamber was finished another was hurriedly prepared and placed inside, unfinished! As an explanation, it is rather weak. The interior of the King’s Chamber is well smoothed and finished. The sarcophag

The Rambo Granny Of Melbourne , Australia
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked off when two thugs raped her 18 year old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down . . . and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down, and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God." Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I

How You Sleep After Drinkin Alcohol
The Way you Sleep after Ingesting Alcohol After two Beers After three glasses of Wine After four Kamikazes After a few shared bottles of wine After a few Margaritas.... (love it) After 2 bottles Jack Daniels And after an evening of two beers, three wines, four kamikazes, margaritas and that bottle of Jack shared with those friends in Mexico

Just A Little About Me,boring,lol
hi! im desperado.im an easy going guy that loves the mountains.i used to spend alot of my time wtaching the beayty of the outdoors all year around,i gues youd call me an outdoors romantic. then theres the other side of me.i play the drums.i used to be in a rock group and even had a few releases then i went into the service.shoulda stayed on my pedastal becouse the band really did well and are still going strong,i won go into the namwe of the band becouse that just causes to much drama,lol.i hate drama.in the service i was in covert ops but thats behind me.i love to race.i race pro fuel and pro stock as well as i have a drag bike i love to run.been racing since i could see over the stearing wheel,and maybe a couple before. i guess besides the outdoors,music and racing my other likes are sky diving,motorcycls,being with friends,motorcycles,the beach,motorcycles,dancing and i cannt forget,motorcycles.lol. physically,oh dont ask,lo.i hate this part so ill make it short.6ft 1 200 lbs

It's That Time Again
I am doing a major cleaning of my friends list tonight. No use in having someone on there that doesn't even stop by or return anything. Nobody in my family is being deleted of course. So asta to the ones I never hear from and probably won't read this anyway.

Just Got Laid Off
hey all, I may not be on as much in the near future...or hell maybe even more so... I just got laid off today...they let a bunch of us go...technical term "temporarily laid off" anyway... if anyone knows of any online work I can do from home or anything for a little while I'm open to suggestions...I'm a software developer, or was... but willing to do anything for a buck right now... take care all, xoxo Ryan

Wisdom Teeth
Well I had to get two Wisdom teeth pulled On Tuesday and I wonder why they call them Wisdom teeth when they are not smart at all. The Dr. Had both of them out and had me all stitched up in about 10 mins and I didn't even feel a thing until I got home about an hour later when the numbing went away and then I felt like I was hit in the face with a 2x4. I did find a new friend for the time being, It's name was Lortab, Took a couple of them and woke up 4 hours later just in time for another. I even had a juicy steak in a can (beef Broth) last night since I couldn't chew. I did manage to eat a sandwich at lunch today but it hurt. I figure a few more days before I can sink into a real steak. It seems to me that the past few weeks I have paid money out to people just to inflict pain on me. First I paid my artist for 5 hours of ink and then I paid the Oral Surgeon to Pull my teeth. Hell maybe I'll give the kid down the street a nickel to kick me in the leg next.

Need To Add To My Last Blog
Sorry I forgot to put in my last blog.. This isn't a cry to attention or anything like that.. Also, there is certain people on my list who know that I am talking about them, and there is certain people who know that the blog was NOT meant for them.. You know who you are!! And for those who know that the blog was not pointed directly at them, no worries, you aren't going any where!!

No Internet
My dad...brother and grandma are moving out of the trailer we are stayin in and Richard and I are gonna rent it with a couple friends. So it will be a while before we have internet. Just giving everyone a heads up.

Not The Same Old Questions...yay!!!
FINALLY...NOT THE SAME OLD QUESTIONS 1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? NOPE...HE WAS ONLY GOOD FOR FUCKING 2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else? TO REJECT SOMEONE ELSE...MY HEART IS TOO SOFT 4. What is the best thing about your current job? GET TO MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF FRIENDS...HEH HEH 5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class? IDIOT!! 6. What's the last thing you drank? FRUIT PUNCH GATORADE 7. Have you been on a date in the past week NOPE 8. Where are you going on your next vacation/road trip? PHILLY 9. Have you ever thrown up from working out? NOPE 10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? A LITTLE OF BOTH 11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on? ONCE...I REMEMBER BEING PART OF A TUG OF WAR..MY EX WANTED TO TAKE ME HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE HIS SISTER TRIED TO KEEP ME AT THE PARTY...LAST THING I REMEMBER I WOKE UP ON THE COUCH WITH MY

Memories Of You
I carry the memory of you very close to my heart...your beautiful smile and the way you decided to part. I'll always remember the way you made my heart sputter and flip... and I'll always remember you hanging with drool from your lip. I'll always remember the day you asked me to become your wife... but how can I forget the day you decided to end your life? There are so many memories of us, we were quite a pair... the memory that sticks in my mind though, is you dead with your blank stare. I carry many memories of you and these I'll mostly cherish... the memory that breaks my heart, is that you decided to perish. I'll keep all the memories, the good ones without a doubt... there's many memories though, I know I could do without.

A Juggalo Is...
Juggalo Beliefs. . . The Juggalo faith is always going to be subject of interpretation, but I have gone through every source I could and have developed my own beliefs, and they may not be the same as every other Juggalo out there, but I hold them to be true. My own personal beliefs include: The Dark Carnival is a supernatural Earthbound force. Eternally it roams collecting and judging the dead souls, and taking them to their final destination. It is what spreads he word of God eternally, so if anyone had told you of God or Jesus, it was by the will of the Carnival. It is called the Carnival because that is the way it adapted, it has become a great circus-like force because of the way it has been set up by God and the people who have been called to it. It also sets a bound for acceptance to all you would have to enhibit to be a part. Holy or evil, those who would turn away from strange ideas are not the type of people needed and sought out by the Carnival. The Carnival has not

.........im Not Suppose To Regret...so Why Am I???
I don't know what I've done Or if I like what I've begun But something told me to run And honey you know me it's all or none There were sounds in my head LIttle voices whispering That I should go and this should end Oh and I found myself listening 'Cos I dont know who I am, who I am without you All I know is that I should And I don't know if I could stand another hand upon you All I know is that I should 'Cos she will love you more than I could She who dares to stand where I stood See I thought love was black and white That it was wrong or it was right But you didn't leaving without a fight And I think I am just as torn inside And I won't be far from where you are if ever you should call You meant more to me than anyone I ever loved at all But you taught me how to trust myself and so I say to you This is what I have to do 'Cos I dont know who I am, who I am without you All I know is that I should And I don't know if I could stand another hand upon you

Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years, and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty, and I

Downrating
Stupid ass people take this shit too seriously. Why do I have random people telling me that I downrated there friends. Dear god. Suck it up and give me a f*cking 1 or whatever you want. If you feel I single you out then give it back to me. People feel like I walk all over them, and crap. well do it back if it'll help you sleep better at night. It's not my fault your friend isn't attractive. haha. I'm not attractive, but I guess I have a bigger backbone when it comes to being rated a 1. Oh boy. silly people in this silly world. CT drama. haha.

Another Angel Is Watching Over Me In Heaven
BARE WITH ME BECUZ THIS BLOG IS VERY PERSONAL. LAST NIGHT I LOST MY UNCLE. HE LEFT TIS EARTH TO BE WITH OUR HEAVENLY FATHER. IT IS A VERY HARD TIME FOR OUR ENTIRE FAMILY. I AM TAKING THIS LOSS VERY HARD BECAUSE FOR A LONG TIME AFTER MY GRAND FATHER PASSED AWAY MY UNCLE WAS LIKE MY DAD. HE WAS A FATHER OF 4 AND A LOVING HUSBAND. WE FOUND OUT HE HAD PANCREATIC CANCER IN APRIL AND HE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY CUZ HE WOULD FIGHT IT AND YES HE DID FIGHT BUT THE INTENSE ROUNDS OF CHEMOTHERAPY ATR AWAY AT HIS FRAGILE BODY HE DIED AT HOME YESTERDAY WITH HIS WIFE AND KIDS BY HIS SIDE. I KNOW THAT HE IS NOW IN HEAVEN LOOKING DOWN ON ME AND I THANK MY HEAVENLY FATHER FOR THE TIME THAT WE DID GET TO SPEND WITH EACHOTHER, TO MY FAMILY HERE ON AND OFF CT I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW HOW SPECIAL U GUYS ARE TO ME AND THAT I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!! TO MY PRIDE AND JOY SAPPHIRE ~ HARMONY YOU ARE MY HEART AND MY SOUL MOMMY LOVES YOU SO VERY MUCH. SOMEONE SPECIAL REMINDED ME YESTERDAY OF HOW IMPORTANT IT I

Thank You All :)
I want to thank all of my beautiful wonderful friends and family for sticking by me this past week with the contest. I won it btw :) I could not have done it without you :) You are the best friends a person could have and i wouldn't trade that for anything :) I love you all dearly :)

Eric Caban
Well it has been one year since my friend Eric died over here doing what he he believed in. I can't believe it's had been so long yet I feel like he just e-mailed me yessterday about going to he beach on our steel horses. Most of you didn't know him at all but I will say this to the brothers; he would have made a great one of us. That motherfucker was so crazy but at the same time loving and caring, he lived life to the fullest and would have given you his bike to ride if you needed. Eric would have fit right in with us. Brother I know you are up there drunk as a monkey, probably talking shit to God himself. I hope you are at peace and wathcing over the rest of us. Youa re missed my friend by more than you can ever imagine. Until we get to ride again I love you man. http://www.groups.sfahq.com/7th/caban_eric_kia_7th.htm

Let's Get Something Straight
Okay, I'm not normally a person who gets mad. And I can see how the environment in this site, much like the environment of a real bar, can cause conflict to arise, and emotions to run high. And the person I'm about to write about, well, if they read this and get pissed off, I really don't care. That said, I started talking to what seemed like a really nice guy last night. The talk turned sexual, (he initiated it) But that doesn't bother me. What bother's me is he makes a big deal on his page about being honest, and real and no lies or games or other shit, then turns out to be nothing but a game player himself. It says on my profile that I'm married, but this person got all pissed off at me like a little kid cause despite the fact I have problems in my marriage, he couldn't seem to understand why I would be hesitant to have sex with him if he lived closer to me. Or why I want to stay with my husband and take him places with me cause he doesn't always give me as much sex as I woul

The 'rules Of The South' Are As Follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4 They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8 Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 9. The "Ope

For You... You Know Who You Are....
In this world of ‘cyber love’ there’s so many ‘sites’ to see so many tempting treats to taste that alone the eyes can please... one for every place you visit a different kind or two.. giving them what you ‘think’ they need telling them of pain....you’ve been through... but one must have care how far their ‘love’ - they spread.. for too many ‘treats’ can find their way to screwing with your head! too many ‘I love yous’ too many ‘I cares’ too many ‘I miss yous... and wish you were heres’... So careful how you tread within.. for this world of ‘cyber love’ will most definitely come.... ..................to bite you in the ass again!!! ~Candyce~

Daydreamin And I'm Thinking Of You
I don't know if its your style or the way that you talk Maybe its the sound of your voice or the swag in your walk Could be the shine in your eyes or maybe your laugh But whatever the reason I'm fallin' and FAST The way you say my name or kiss me goodbye They can have all the DRO, you're my natural high I wait for your call or that knock at my door I don't care who knows baby, you got me feenin' for more Its not just your body or the way you lick your lips Not the year of your car or your hands on my hips Its deeper than that. a feeling only you and I know Me and you against the world, wherever you're taking me, I'll go Got my head in the clouds, flying high, miles and miles Can't explain it, but I get turned on just by your smile The smile that you give me when I walk in a room Or your kiss on my neck as you smell my perfume Usually cool and laid back, more reserved, thats my style Hard to imagine these feelings, guess I'll call it de

A Poem For You (ilu)
A poem for my sweetheart Though we’re miles apart I love you so much And yearn for your touch Compared to the rest There is no contest You are the best And nothing less Each letter per day That you send my way Makes or love fonder And our hearts stronger You make me so proud Despite my raincloud Some day sunny weather When we’re finally together I dream of Joni Our love; Harmony Now this rhymes end… is A poem for my girlfriend

24
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have water fights with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you give me GIANT bear hugs? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How good do i look from 1-10? answer: 19.) How

Female Ejaculation
What can I say except that orgasm is MORE important than just squirting. Noone should ever pressure a woman about squirting as it can make them more inhibited. IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO EXPECT AS IT IS RARE. I am not here to compete with other women, but to be amongst them online. And while cumming/squirting is a "rush", for years I couldn't free my body up. I believe women are goddesses and that nurturing makes them climax. This takes time, knowledge, trust and comfort. Yah woo me for my newsletter, as I am not in here much, but I write funny stuff and get info on these sexual things and welcome your feedback.

Help Me Out Again? Thank You
Do I ask for so much? I know, I know lately it seems so but if I can't count on my friends, who cant I count on? Please, please, please click the pic below and drop a rate and as many comments as possible. If all my friends drop a couple it would add up to a lot! I can't thank you enough!!! Huge hugs and sweet luscious kisses!!

Our Naughty Neighbor
This recollection occurs during my first year in college. My now husband and I had just moved into an apt complex together. S and I just finished moving all of our things into our apartment. S & I were very excited we would be living under the same roof...and could fuck anytime we wanted now. We of course christened our place..fucking in every room....once,twice,or more like three times. Well about two months had passed and we were settling in well, enjoying being on our own. S & I have always had a fantastic sex life..so we would fuck a couple times a day. One night..we were in our bedroom ...fucking hard, S had gotten a chair and had sat down on it by the window..I got on my knees and started sucking his cock. I love giving bj's so I was showing Him how much i was wanting his cock..slurping,wrapping my lips around him. WHile i was sucking him i happen to turn my to the right a little. We had a big window on the right,and a neighbor on the hill. I noticed that someone was in a room

Reflection Of The Past [a Poem]
As i look at you throw the reflection of our past its still hard to grasp the fact that your not coming back My soul is left with unspoken words the very beat of my heart with unspeakable verbs you left me without even a word I know i did no wrong i tried to make you stay my worst fear as come alive your not by my side I don't cry for the fear of looking weak remember im the strong one i always land on my feet you say your still my friend like you've always been but what make me believe you wont abandon me again how dare you say you still care when your the one that was never there! Don't say you love me becouse its not true, your the one that left me like a bad memory remember our past?

Family Splitting Up For Now
Today is noon, the 19th of July, 8 days left to a new era of paradisic feelings begins.(the new Pokémon Diamond is comming to Denmark, to make old Pokémonfans very happy...) The family branch from Jutland went home again to reopen their inn, so now we are me, granny, dad and my psychotic cousin (the 18 year old)left... It feels really good, because now I don't have to share room with dad anymore... Yesterday dad found out I was crying after the lights went out and we talked most of the night. Mostly about my mom, but also that I'm afraid of the dark because of a trauma I had as a child. I wont tell about that now... Today me and dad went out to look at some stuff for his kitchen in his own house on Lolland. He's going to install it today so he will be gone until tonight, wich is kind of bad, because then I have to nurse for my cousin whom I hate because she should have been able to take care of herself now (like going to the bathroom herself, and be able to pee without spillin

From The Fucking Heart
I'm needing you to want me, as much as i want you you make me feel like a woman, you take away my blues you are like a tall glass of water on a Sunday afternoon yes, the passion is there, but not quite mutual could i be your woman, or am i fit for another role? why must we play games of deciete and control it only perpetuates confusion and takes us down a rocky road. My body yearns for your touch, for you sweet voice in my ear. I would do anything to make it work, do i make myself clear? Does my eagerness to please you take the thrill away from the chase? Im not trying to smother you, or get up in ur face. But im so afraid of losing you... So many times I've been hurt before by empty promises of security. I thought things were different with you, u made me feel so safe. Even though there was still lack of commitment, I thought i was special in your eyes. Was this a plot of lies? To secure pussy or companionship, or are you just fuckin twisted? Im tired of this puzzling

64-summer Rain
Summer rain...smell the air I taste your lips and feel your wet hair Your hands are cold as ice On my sun schorched neck they feel so nice A rain soaked kiss As i am captured by your eyes You hold me helpless as a broken child Captivated by your shining smile I've tried to hide my heart away But you pull it back with every word you say The dreams I thought had burnt to ashes Have risen like a pheonix with blazing flashes You black the sun with your brilliance Can you see that my words make no difference Swallowed by every moment you waste on me A picture perfect vision my mind can see You say hello and my day turns around Like my brain I wait for no other sound Empty my heart over and over again Its full the second your shine begins I'd write you words to slay your heart If I only knew the place to start But I'll continue my vague soul stirring And hope someday you will find my message during... A summer rain

66-just For You
Can I ease your pain Maybe for a moment Do you like the way I say your name Cuz I can't stop it I can feel you smile Even when I tease I hope you know I would crawl a crooked mile To be there if you need I have a hugg just for you Been saving it for someone Can you feel its warmth when I send it through

Finding It!!
I am finding it very hard to commit to anyone. I was never scared,Scared to jump right into something.It seems like the more time i spend getting to know someone ,it doesn't go any where. I was recently in a 2yr living together relationship,So i was/am trying to pase myself. The pasing seems to be taking longer then expected. As soon as anyone gets close to me,I fuck things up ,some way /some how. Now i am pretty sure, it could possible be that some where in my pea headed mind that I'm not ready to give my all to someone again.It doesn't make conscious sense to me though.When your looking ,your looking.So why am i pushing people away,Its a pretty age old question,Considering the fact that everyone has doubts about them selfs.Its not registering with me. Could their be a deeper meaning /or is it just simple put..

Update On My Current Events
Wow has my life been crazy lately... I dont want any of you to think im neglecting you or not writing back because i WILL write EVERYONE back!!! I pride myself on that hehe.. Hey im a sweetie what can i say!!!! But lately my life has been jam packed so I just wanted to fill some of you in.. First of all.. I lost someone in my life that i loved sooooo much.. she was amazing.. she passed away on the 5th of july and its been really hard.. ive been kind of in a funk and trying to get myself out of it.. but its definitley hard.. On top of that.. my parents are getting a divorce.. i know im 26 and alot of people would think that it wouldnt hurt.. but shit it does!!! its hard!! ecspecially cause i have two younger brothers that are involved.. so its been crazy.. I have some people that have been helping me with my site.. and that in itself has been crazy hehehe.. BUT that DOES mean.. that im gonna have some REALLY good stuff on my site VERY soon.. as well as have some very good action o

What Type Of Candy Are You?
You scored as KitKat/Crunch Bar, You are a KitKat/Crunch Bar. You are the life of the party. Sometimes loud and aggressive-you go after what you want! You are sweet and loving, but may have a hard time expressing yourself. You live life to the fullest!KitKat/Crunch Bar90% Reese\'s Peanut Butter Cup80% Twix80% Hershey Bar75% Skittles/Gummi Bears70% Jolly Ranchers70% 3 Musketeers70% M&M\'s60% *What Type of Candy Are You?* (w/pics.)created with QuizFarm.com

Malfuctions + Thievery Of Ct Crashes
Everytime CT has an Upgrade or a Meltdown as I call it.Something more Malfunctions.Todays Mail is Once again Out of Order.I keep sending my new Salutes an other Photos to CT mail.Real Funny Shit.Meassage says its there I go look it is not.If it's there,Unfortunately Invisiable An it can't be Found.These so called upgrades or Malfunctions also Erradicate Blogs of mine an Family Members.They steal Pictures as well.What the Fuck are these Peeps doing that are suppose to be Fixing things here on the Greatest Socialization Internet Play Palace in the World.After these Upgrades half my Morphs nolonger Morph.What the Fuck Baby J.Instead of Concentrateing on them Rude Disrespectful Error Messages.Get Off your Ass an fix the Enternal Problems of this Great Site.Actually my Bar Tab did work last night for the very first time Ever.But nothing Else fuckin did.That Hover Option on that Bit better Shoutbox is Fuckin useless.It works 1 time an HR. if I'm Lucky.You all need to get an Instant Messages

Please Hoin Me Here Anytime
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Don't Take Life So Seriously
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. > > > 2. A day without sunshine is like - Night. > > > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > > 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. > > > 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > > > 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. > > > 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. > > > 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. > > > 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the > Cheese in the trap. > > > 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. > > > 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > > > 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. > > > 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. > > > 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. > > 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? > > > 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wro

So You Think A Soldiers Only Job Is To Kill
A couple of nights ago someone asked "why don't you thank a Firefighter, A Cop, or an EMT for putting their lives on the line, instead of a Soldier. A soldier Signed up to do what A soldier does." I found this Ironic to say the least, but it also kinda hit home as much as it hit me wrong I guess. So I sat down and thought up a response. Yeah Soldiers are paid ( and Volunteered) to go into harms way, but So did Firefighters, EMT's, and Police. Like the soldier, a cop has to dodge bullets, or gets killed in the line of duty. However, Its the soldier Not the Cop that sits, far from home in a 2ft long by 5ft deep earthen box; usually in the rain, heat or freezing cold to ensure you sleep warm at night. The Radio, TV, and Newspapers Laud the Firefighter who dive headlong into a raging inferno in attempt to save a person or a valuable possession or the home itself. Rarely do you hear about the Soldier diving into a Raging river, a Burning car, or a flooded street to save som

Top 10 Reasons
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and wha

New Years Rhyme
No one to talk to, no one to call How much farther can one man fall All alone in the darkness In creeps the sadness Drowning with thoughts of despair Why can’t life be fair A weak man’s burden Keeping him down for certain Be true to your beliefs The good lord will bring relief But when is your life your own The way I’ve not been shown

Booted
Ok I know this is out of the ordinary for me, but I keep getting booted from my internet and phone too. It must be my provider or my router. I am sorry to my Adrenaline Family for not covering my set today, but I simply could not with getting booted every few minutes for God only knows how long each time. I am currently trying to reslove the problem over the phone, when I have it. So far I think it might be maintenance issues with Comcast. I will do my best to be back in full swing by this afternoon. I will end now for fear of being booted and not finishing this post. Much CT Luv-Dj Stormy

Contests
You know it is petty sad when someone runs a contest and when it is time to pay up they dont come threw, I have a friend that I helped and this girl promised a 3 day blast to the winner, now he payed up with giving me a vette, when does he get his payment? Have tryed everything to sending her mail to posting bullitens and seems no one cares, It isnt right, How would you like this done to you.....for this reason i will not ever inter into a contest.

Omg Omg Perv Alert
Sorry guys, I am the pervert. And I need to drop some comments on this pic for me so I can win a blast and pimp my self out for the world to see. I am behind. My bomber family is on vacation (my luck huh)..I need alot of help. If you get time sometime between now and Friday, I could use some help on this contest pic. I am way behind and sort of embaraased since I belong to a bomber family. LOL. I am over 2000 behind right now. Just if you feel like it or if you want to. Thanks :-) REPOST PLZ

Quotes Just For The Fun Of It...
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving An infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they lea

Alone
I sit here with a list of people that call me friend, needing a shoulder, a prayer for my family, a note that says i'm thinking of you. I post a notice to let these friends know where I am at and watch minutes tick by with nothing from anyone but one person. These are people I visit almost daily when possible, whose pics I have rated a 10 regardless of what I really felt, As a christian some things are not my cup of tea, but to each his own, who am I to judge. I watch bulletin after bulletin of stupid crap get reposted. While mine sits there not even viewed by 77 of the 78 who are on my friends list. While I sit here in tears, worrying about a family member I love who has made a difference in the lives of thousands of people and their children spending the last 39 years as a bus driver. Transporting not just kids but sometimes the kids of kids she carried way back when. She lies in a hospital bed suffering the cruel effects of cancer and now her heart is acting up and they are

Fubar
Odd... I once had a cat named Fubar. An incredibly long haired black and gold Calico...HUGE cat...we called her FUBAR (Fucked Up Bass Akwards Reject)...because you couldn't tell which end was her face and which end was her ass. Neither could the chihuahua or the male cat in the house, they always humped her face, LMAO. Not sure about how I feel about the new name of the site LOL. Everytime I see FUBAR it brings that ugly ass cat back to mind, LMAO, just felt like sharing that little piece of useless information with the masses. :)

My First Kitty
Well here I am again...sharing my most memorable sexual experiences...hope that you have enjoyed the previous posts..and Im sure you'll love this one too! I have been on Adult FriendFinder at different times in my life,each one bringing a whole new set of experiences for me. My goal was to find a sensual woman. I wanted a woman who knew exactly what she wanted..needed and craved...I found exactly that! She was a much older woman, and she was married. We exchanged pictures, and began talking. She seemed like she might be a fit for exactly what I was looking for. She had been with women before..where as I had also, but they were young experiences..nothing like this would be..where we were both adults and she was immensly experienced. She and I talked on the phone and decided to meet. We planned to meet on the following Saturday. I could not get this woman out of my head. I think I didnt sleep for several days leading up to meeting her. I often thought about exactly what would happen duri

A Rose
The first day of school our Professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate Milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day f

Whos Up For Some Fun
Somebody wants you to come out and play, but frankly, you're not sure you like this game -- or that you know the rules. Oh, go on! What's life without a little risk? Deadly dull, is what it is. It's time to suit up!

Duality...
i love as much as i agress. its a blurry line between the two... some see one and not the other, and vice versa... and what does the world want from me anyway? blood on my hands, compassion in my soul. sometimes i feel like separate entities... something can be said for the duality of life... somedays i embrace it somedays i long to be someone else. somedays i want to stand on top of a mountain of your skulls... while at the very same moment crying at the sight of a child walking with braces on her legs. but all in all, i struggle, i bleed, i lash out, i love... and when the head hits the pillow... I CLAIM VICTORY.

Fubar And What The Name Means....
Now the site is no longer 'CherryTap' but "FUBAR" Now it stands for F**KED UP BEYOND ALL REPAIR(RECOGNITION too) But maybe it could also stand for what it might really mean to the members..... the: F**k yoU Bar. I just hope that the newbies..sorry Fubies don't take the "F' part of the name too seriously! Or things could get SNAFU Maybe a little more thought could have gone into a new name...yes? Reply and let me know if I am the only one thinking this way.

No Means No
back a few years ago they ran a campaign In the north In New hampshire "NO MEANS NO" domestic Violence had taken a turn for the worst when I am man broke a restraining order and was given a very light sentence 4 months he was a real ass and seemingly so a sick person he didn't take no for answer he got out of jail and hid in his girlfriends house and waited till she come home from work and stabbed her 38 times killing her then himself, point?? there are guys on Fubar that are getting upset about women that are not opening their picture folders even when they (the guys) are invited to be friend, this hits me hard I'm not sure who raised these men but they are not men they are sick people that need to seek help and fast cause NO MEANS NO weather its a folder or a touch or a word NO MEANS NO...where are the morals of some men here? what makes a man think that he do anything and say anything without thinking about consequences for all my women friends on Fubar if a man is overly persistent

Split Up The Middle
Split Up The Middle Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." "Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
The Rules of Drunk Dialing... very helpful and informative 1.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 2. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex."Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well

You Don't Know Me 5
ok so here’s the deal you have to tell me at least 5 interesting facts that no one knows about you for each subject. then tag 5 people to do it as well so you can learn something about them! GO! MEDICAL- 1. I am blind in my left eye. I was shot in it in 1992 I was 12 years old. I was an accident. My father was playing with a BB gun inside and he shot the gun and the BB hit the edge of the counter top and bounced and hit me in my eye. 2. I had my tonsils removed when I was 26 years old, and let me tell you I thought I was gonna die. 3. I had to have my ligiments and muscles reconstructed when I was in the 8th grade. I ripped them to pieces. 4.I have been diagnosed with having fibromyalgia. It is a muscle and joint disorder. I makes me hurt all of the time. And they do not know much about it. 5.I refuse to take alot of meds. The doctors all know this and they work with me to keep it down to a few. FAMILY- 1. I have two wonderful children. Ages 9 and 7. They

Hospital Emergency Room
As anyone of my friends would know I only have one kidney that works. My right one shut down several months ago and I found out the Sunday before Valentines day about it. Who knows how long it has really been shut down. Here is my story about my visit to the Emergency Room last night. I get off of work at 9pm and decide that I will go to the emergency room after getting a Mcdonalds sweet tea. My kidney was hurting pretty bad and I have been having difficulty urinating. I tell this to the triage nurse and get my braclet and my paper work done,ect. About twenty minutes later they call me back the emergency room and me thinking as anyone else would..I would be put in a room with a door or a cubby with a curtain. Nope..that is not what happened at all. I was led to a ambulance bed ( a stretcher with wheels) and it was in the HALLWAY of the hospital. So I sat there with NO PRIVACY, NO BLANKET, and NO PILLOW. I waited for a while until the nurse came back and took all of my information an

Huge Trouble Maker
This gal below and I had it out. I blocked her and now shes spreading lies. You Might wanna block her. She emailed me some very nasty stuff. But shes a trouble maker and I guess cause I blocked her she's going around and spreading lies! Sinnocence@ fubar

You Dont Know Me 5
ok so here’s the deal you have to tell me at least 5 interesting facts that no one knows about you for each subject. then tag 5 people to do it as well so you can learn something about them! GO! MEDICAL- 1.precious has really bad eyesight 375/400, and it is deteriating. 2.precious has her tubes tied 3. Lord Fury broke His collerbone in high school playing football. 4.precious broke her arm when she was 11 by playing crack the egg on the trampoline with her firends. 5.Lord Fury has never been in the hospital to stay. He is very healthy. FAMILY- 1. Lord fury and precious are married and have been married for ten years. 2. precious was adopted by her step dad when she was 2 yrs old, she didnt know of it until she was 12 when her parents told her, and just recently about 2 months ago she found her real father who lives about 20 minutes away from us. 3. Lord Fury's parents own 3 companies, a floor cleaning comapny, a real estate business, and an antique com

Despite It All
Despite It All Despite the place, That I'm now in, This corner of my life, That tells where I've been... Despite the set backs, That I face, Or of the tears, That leave a trace.... Despite the time, That distance brings, Or life's little quirks, And all other things... Despite the fact, That i still live, Memories of a past, I can't forgive... Despite the rains, That flood the trail, Despite lifes winds, A force of gale... Despite the moon, Laying hidden behind, The tracks of time, Within my mind... Despite harsh words, Wispered aloud, Or of the sun, Behind the clouds.... Despite the way, Life

Vindictive?
I am calm and charming and kind. I weep for the pain of others. I'm loving and compassionate, supportive of those in need. I am not vindictive. yet, I cannot stop dreaming of seeing you... your blood gushing from your body rich and red. and I smile, and turn and walk away. 9 July 2005

Misfits - Hybrid Moments
if you're gonna scream, scream with me moments like this never last When new creatures rape your face Hybrids open up the door ooh baby when you cry your face is momentary you hide your looks behind these scars in hybrid moments give me a moment give me a moment give me a moment ooh baby when you cry your face is momentary you hide your looks behind these scars in hybrid moments in hybrid moments in hybrid moments in hybrid moments give me a moment give me a moment

Out The Ghetto
heres one way to know your not in the ghetto anymore, i know everybody has seen the lil girls sellin lemonade for a nickle right. well today i went to check my mail and there was 4 girls standing on the corner sellin lemonade and they were chargin 2.50 for that same cup everyone use to pay a nickle for now thats just crazy u leave the ghetto and get hustled by the rich

Going Going Gone
well everyone i have decided to leave cherrytap or should i say fubar it was great knowing all of you and i will always think of you . you are forever in my heart.... i just think itis time for me to move on.. plus i have a great guy in my life that i rather spend my time with .. because he is amzing and worth it

Fubar's Bestest!!!
Go show them some lovin! They are my greatest friends on here! Fubar's BEST! Kathy BrattyBytch@ fubar BooBoo BooBoo.I ♥ Rob... Engaged@ fubar vicky Vicky@ fubar Mish MishNumber1 of S*U*P, Brits On Tour, Club FAR & IAR. Founder Of Naughty Northerners@ fubar Jenn One Hot Momma ~A.K.A~ Cookie@ fubar Nancy ~*Ladygray*~@ fubar MArk ~Mark ~@ fubar alex cdncyborg*The Enchanted@ fubar warmer warmerthan@ fubar donna ¥>>Mø®ß¡ð P®¡n¢e$$ CT WIFEY TO =(¥)=¢åtmån=(¥)= CO FOUNDER OF *†ÐEV|L§ ®EJE©T§' †*:@ fubar kelly Notsoquiet ~ you figure out why@ fubar Sarah

Love Poem
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

Downraters
it makes me sick that people down rate people and then when u look at them they are not perfect either. have the common curtisy to rate people how u want to be rated. come on a 5 bc im fat and then i see your pic and your bigger then me? thats rediculous

Love Comes In All Sizes
Love comes in all sizes Your friends will support you... And respect your creativity For thinking outside the box... They'll be there when you need a Shoulder to lean on... Or a great big hug... A true friend takes interest in Understanding what you're all about... They see beyond the black and white To discover your true colors... And accept you just the way you are... Even when you just wake up in the morning So make your own kind of music... Follow your heart wherever it takes you... And when someone reaches out to you, Don't be afraid to love them back... They may just be a friend for life... Practice patience and tolerance... Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave... And impossible to forget!!! Share this with all your unforgettable friends today...

Native American Proverbs V
A brave man dies but once - a coward, many times - Iowa The man who gives his opinion freely should be ready to fight fiercely - Iowa Trouble no man about his religion. Respect his views and demand he respect yours - Shawnee He who would do great things should not attempt to do them alone - Seneca Man has responsibility, not power - Tuscarora Cherish youth and trust old age - Pueblo Be satisfied with needs instead of wants - Tenton Sioux Do not only point the way, but lead the way - Sioux Men in search of a myth will usually find one - Pueblo God teaches birds to make nests, yet the nests of all birds are not alike - Duwamish A shady path breeds mud - Hopi Teachers not only teach, but also learn - Sauk

15 Minutes Left
can you hear me hell you guys RAWK..........86 votes...woohooo thank you for all your help... Thanks for blogging,reposting and rating ..much love I just need 2 minutes of your time. I joined Demon Houses Football team. I'm 4 games behind everyone else on rates. I'm told I need 156 rates just to catch up to the other Running Back's. Please can you rate my pictures and repost this for me..Thanks for all your help:) Please Rate No Comments Needed.

Free Hugs For All
I'm sharing what was actually part of a comment to a friend on here. I hadn't intended for it to come out as a serious or philosophical statement. *blush* I'm just a very passionate, intense soul; and I tend to speak what's on my mind and heart anytime, anywhere. Especially when it comes to communication and human connection. What happened was this - I watched the video (at the bottom of this blog) about Juan Mann and his FREE HUG sign, which I had seen before but forgot to save at that time, and I decided it was so moving and generally such an awesome idea that I'd stash it. So I did. HvYHitter commented and said he was adding it to his forums. I thought "GREAT!" because I think it's something everyone should see. It's not flashy, technological genius or anything. It's just a simple video about a friendly gesture used to spread "warm fuzzies" to anyone willing to accept it. Here are some of my thoughts that I shared when I replied in HvYHitter's profile comments. -------

Accronyms
Related acronyms There are a number of slang army acronyms that are related to FUBAR. A somewhat standard group includes: * BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again * JANFU - Joint Army/Navy F'-Up * SNAFU - Situation Normal: All F'ed Up * TARFU - Things Are Really F'ed Up Others include the following:[citation needed] * BEIFT - Behold, Every Indicator Forebodes Trouble; pronounced "beefed" * CF - Cluster F * CHAOS - Chief Has Arrived On Scene * FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On * FUGAZI - Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In; refers to out-of-control situation such as a chaotic jungle warfare combat environment * FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief * FUBER - Fucked Up Beyond Economic Repair * FUMTU - Fucked Up More Than Usual * FUNDY - Fucked Up, Not Dead Yet; on British medical charts[3] * GFU - General F Up * GMFU - Grand/General Military F Up (see Sloan Ranger's Handbook) * JAAFU or JAAFFU - Joint Army-Air Force F-Up; the use of JANFU combined with a radical

Woman 62, Kills Sleeping Grandson, Gets 25 Years
Woman 62, kills sleeping grandson, gets 25 years http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/19/grandma.sentenced.ap/index.html MONTAGUE, Texas (AP) -- A 62-year-old woman was sentenced to 25 years in prison for killing her teenage grandson while he slept, then setting their mobile home on fire. Jamie Larue Holmes had pleaded guilty to murder and arson. She will be eligible for parole when she's 75, prosecutor Jack McGaughey said. Firefighters found the body of Brock Holmes, 18, inside the burning trailer near Nocona, northwest of Dallas, in June 2006, and police found his grandmother hiding in woods nearby. She said she shot the teen in the back of the head while he was sleeping at his desk the morning after they had argued about his getting a job, McGaughey said. Holmes told authorities she planned to shoot herself but ran out of bullets. Investigators never determined a motive, but McGaughey said Holmes indicated a conflict with her grandson that she did not want discusse

Mom Charged With Beating Kids On Plane
Mom charged with beating kids on plane California mom charged in beating kids, 2 and 4, on flight to Denver Tamera Freeman also charged with interfering with the flight crew FBI affidavit quotes passengers as saying Freeman appeared intoxicated Next Article in U.S. » DENVER, Colorado (Reuters) -- A California mother was charged with beating her children, ages 2 and 4, on a commercial aircraft and interfering with the flight crew. Tamera Freeman, 38, who appeared in court on Wednesday, was arrested on Monday at Denver International Airport upon her arrival on a Frontier Airlines flight from San Francisco, California. An FBI affidavit quotes passengers as saying Freeman appeared intoxicated, was abusive with her children before she boarded the plane and repeatedly hit and yelled at them during the flight. The affidavit also alleges Freeman threw a drink at the feet of a flight attendant and followed her into an aisle yelling and pointing her finger, cau

Bored
So it's Thursday night, I have to work tomorrow morning, and yet I'm not tired. I am bored out of my mind, sitting here listening to the new playlist I put on my page, enjoying the tunes but still bored, who's going to talk to me? Isn't there anyone around who wants to chat a little?

Headin Back To The 16th Century!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Can't wait!! Going roadtripping with my sis to the SCRF!! (That's South Connecticut Renaissance Faire for those who don't know.) Going to hang with our friends the Harper and the Minstrel, our esteemed hosts, as well as some friends from long ago and far away!! Swords, leather and chainmail OH MY!!!!! Shinies and pretties everywhere!! I'm actually looking forward to getting back into that leather bodice and running amok in the 16th Century. Oh the meade, the turkey legs the Thai Food!!! Maybe I could pack my bellydancing outfit so if its too hot I can wear less and jingle more... hmm decisions decisions. No worries, poppets, I'll have pix and will post. Huzzah for now!!! Miao.

Math Question2
If A = (2, 3, 4) and B = (4, 5, 6) how many elements are in the intersection of A and B? A.....1 B.....2 C.....3 D.....0 You can only pick one anwser....Who ever gets the correct anwser i will give them a Gift. Expires on Friday 20 at 8pm ...Good Luck!!!

When I Tell You......
WHEN I TELL YOU..... "I LOVE YOU," I WANT IT TO MEAN MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD SAYS IT...... I WANT IT TO MEAN THAT YOUR HAPPINESS IS EVERYTHING TO ME AND THAT I WANT ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU ALWAYS, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES..... I WANT IT TO MEAN THAT YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE..... WHEN I TELL YOU, "I LOVE YOU," I WANT IT TO MEAN YOU'RE A PART OF ME AND I'M A PART OF YOU, AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS WORLD, WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER, SHARING OUR LIVES AND OUR HAPPINESS. I LOVE YOU

Basil Nut Chicken
Basil Nut Chicken This may be the ultimate summer one-dish meal -- a healthy and substantial salad that offers the herbal fragrance of basil and the welcome crunch of string beans. It's perfect for a picnic. Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard * 1/3 cup red wine vinegar * 1 cup fresh basil leaves * 1 egg yolk * 1 cup olive oil * 1/2 cup walnuts * 3 chicken breasts * White wine * 1 red onion, thinly sliced * 1 cup long green beans, cooked until barely tender Directions: In the bowl of a food processor, combine the mustard, vinegar, basil and egg yolk. Process for 30 seconds. Scrape the sides of the bowl and process again. With the motor running, slowly drizzle in the olive oil. Drop in the walnuts and turn off the machine. Poach the chicken breasts in a mixture of half water and half white wine. When cool enough to handle, tear into irregular pieces. Combine the chicken, red onion and green beans

Shut Up
i really hate when people waste their time putting their stupid comments on my mumms. why waste your fucking time typing stupid ignorant comments on a mumm when all you are saying is that the mumm is stupid and i shouldnt have added it. if you dont like what im saying then why waste your time making stupid comments? if you dont like what im saying then fuck off. this is a free country, i can post what i want, dont fucking tell me i shouldnt post my opinions. bitches.

Indian Dream
The dream was wierd, I was stood and a Indian chief came up to me staight faced with his hand on his knife. I though he was going to kill Me. A voice said dont be afraid he will not harm you. So I stood and he walked up to me took my hand cut it then cut his own and said now we are blood brothers. then he stepped back and all these Indian spirits were flying at me but not harming me then I woke up.

Our Troops
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears

A Random Pimpout
SMILE PAUL CAUSE ALOT OF PEOPLE LOVE YOU:) I don't normally pimpout because my list would go on forever..Tonight Im just asking all my friends to go show him some love. Paul is one hell of a nice guy and a good friend. Paul@ fubar

Lawless
I can't take anymore I have no more wings I can't take anymore The gates of heaven sealed Don't you hear me... Don't you hear me... Don't you fear me... Of never coming back Do you know what it's like When heaven's hung in black I can't take anymore Our walls are black and bleed I can't take anymore No rooms here for your screams Don't you hear me... Don't you hear me... Don't you fear me... Of never coming back Oh, no more tears please Hanging heaven black No don't you leave me to die... Don't you leave me to die... Don't you leave me to die... No don't you leave me to die... And you'll know what it's like The wailing wall of sighs Hanging heaven black And you'll know what it's like When paradise is blind When heaven's hung in black Time - How can you say That I've no time Am I blind - now you say that Heaven's blind, yeah Across the bridge of sighs, blind, time, time Oh Lord, don't you leave me to die... No, don't you leave me to die

Curious
im just curious i think its kind of pathetic peopel on here take things either to serious . or they get offended over nothing. if something offends you dont look at it its pretty simple. why be so narrow minded and let things get to you? dont you think if something offended someone the simplest thing they could do is either NOT READ it or DONT LOOK ... i mean come on people its the internet grow up

Messages Of Love Carried On A Breeze
I have heard her voice in my dreams Melodic tones Sounding more like an angel That anything Heaven could ever produce Through the window of my room My eyes open to see the stars Millions of stars I wonder through a haze of sleep Does she hear the same voices I do? Is she looking upon the same stars I see? Will she awaken in the same moonlight? Does she know when I hold her in my dreams? Does she feel the kisses we have shared on the empty beach? Are the miles between us too many? I call to the sky Hoping for an answer. I whisper "I love you" A breeze blows across the miles The wind chimes ring a mystical melody Between the notes I hear her faintly A mere whisper, barely heard Almost silence but still there A wish on a distant star She is asking the stars if I am looking at them as she is She is asking if I dream of her Asking if I feel her in my dreams Although miles separate us The wind carries us to each other The stars speak of our feelings Notes of an

Frayed Path With No End Seen
Frayed path with no end seen She knows it’s getting late, Mind’s runaway, With itself, and everything just jumbles together Searching for a tying thought. A connecting dot, A barely visible straight line waiting to be unraveled, Into a road already traveled just forgotten and unseen. She catches stray thoughts like they where the means, Determining all actions and options that redeem. Herself and her integrity, Her strength and the ability, To stand up for herself when injustice is seen. Memories flutter by and she can just hang her head and cry. In anger and sadness of things. She’s lost her way. She still can't say how it got this bad, How she got this mad, Why she feels she needs to hide herself inside concrete. Scared to rock the boat, Or loose support, Fearing rejection would just be the end. And she hides away for if she's not seen, Then how she can be rejected. Yes she longs to be among them, But fears them with no reason. Self-assurance non-exis

The Raven - E.a. Poe
THE RAVEN Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'T is some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow:--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'T is some visiter entr

You've Lied !!!!
The blood drips from my eyes, with every tear from your lies. The pain you can't see, makes me nobody but me. The deep cut from your knife, has trapped everything in my life. Stab me to death, cuz you have took everything that was left. My soul is now dead, not for the things you have said. You gave me part of your life, then turned around and stabbed me with that knife. My life starts to faid, now you have it made. I live in fear, you made me shed too many tears. Please let my soul go, you've hurt me more than you know. You have waited too long, my soul is long gone. Say a prayer for me, because there is nothing more to see. Too many times you have made me cry, don't look my way for I just died. wrote this for my husband

July 31st
well on the 31st of july it will be 4 years since my mom has passed. i was almost 19 when she died. another 5 days and she would have been 40. every day i miss my mom more and more. time gets further away from when i saw her last. her voice fades from my memory, as the tears begin to fall. her and i had our problems. she was an active alcoholic. i believe that is what ultimately killed her. her drinking too much made her not care about anything. her kids, her bills, her mental health and her physical health. she was such a good person but alcoholism won. COPD won. not only was there me but my 4 younger siblings. when she died her youngest was only 9. now in school she gets picked on because she doesnt have a mother. i try to be a good role model for them but they are all growing up so differently. i guess for now im going to leave this here...thank you if you have read this far nicole

Mum Laid To Rest
ToDay I have finally Been Able to Go and Put My Mums Ashes In Her Mum and Dad grave. I Promised Her I would and To Me it Feels Like She is Layed To Rest. GOODBYE MUM. R.I.P. MUM. LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.

The Next Contender
Which part of no is not understandable. I just dont get it. I make it very plain that I have a life and a guy I love deeply. I am polite and will chat to just about anyone. When told no, today's looser tried emotional manipulation. "Sorry I'm not Hot"..hmmmmmm Read from the bottom up. My Shoutbox ->The Carver: nothing to do with how anyone looks...i love my guy The Carver: sorry im not hot. ->The Carver: thenk you but no The Carver: your sexy ->The Carver: why The Carver: can i see you on it please baby ->The Carver: yes i do The Carver: do you got one thought ->The Carver: ahh...sorry....married here honey The Carver: please say you got a cam? ->The Carver: yes I am The Carver: are you really 42??

Does Talent Matter??????
I have always had an inclination to be a writer. Even as a young kid I was drawn toward the written and spoken word. I have over the years managed to learn how to use these words in a way not many ever learn.....But the old addage "it's not what you know but who you know" is true. I know no-1 that can help me in my endeavors to become the next great author. So I am asking my fubar friends to read, rate and post comments on my blogs.....I am trying to get my nsme out there to enough people that the publishers ahve to listen to me.......FUBAR I NEED YOUR HELP.....................READ< RATE AND COMMENT ALL MY BLOGS< PLEASE!!!!??????

20 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Friday, July 20: You just can't stop flapping your jaws today -- however, you really have nothing interesting to say. That's par for the course -- and there are a large number of people who would kill to hear something interesting from you.

Life Sucks..sometimes
You know, things always seem to happen at the MOST inopportune time... I'd been noticing my water bill getting a bit larger each month, but had no idea why, until about 3 weeks ago when I noticed water coming from underneath my kitchen cabinets in the corner of the wall. Being that I'm broke as a joke, I call upon dear mom for help in getting a plumber to visit. The plumber finally gets here last week, only to notify me after ripping a hole in the wall in my garage (other side of the wall in my kitchen) to tell me I have had a leak there POSSIBLY as long as *10* years....OMFG. The good news is...the insurance adjuster (who was nice as could be) is going to try to get me a new kitchen out of it, as the bottom cabinets are ruined as well as the linoleum (which we were going to replace anyway)and the bottom 4 feet of wallboard all around. I'll find out in a few weeks when I get a check. SO, it's been a while since I have spent any length of time visiting with mah buds on CT

Did You Know
. The breasts and the vulva (collective term) used to describe the visible external female genital organs, extending from the mons pubis (mound) to the perineum (area between the vagina and the anus). The external genitalia consist of the clitoris, clitoral hood, and the labia majora and labia minora.. . . Labia Majora & Labelia Minora The soft external flaps of skin are the labia majora (outer lips). Inside the protective outer lips, you'll find another, more delicate pair of lips called the labia minora (inner lips). There's a lot of variation in appearance. Some women's inner lips are bigger than their outer ones, some are more wrinkled or paler or darker. Clitoris & Hood Between the inner lips, high up, is a protective fold of skin. This is called the clitoral hood. If it is pulled back gently, a tiny, round bulge is exposed. This is the clitoris, which plays an important, positive role in a woman's sexuality. The clitoris is rich with nerve endings and extremely

My Horoscope Today
This nails it for me, but tough to let go of anger and resentment sometimes. . . . Are you holding onto a lingering slight? Any buried resentments are holding you back from making progress, especially when your personal life is involved. Be honest with yourself when it comes to the past.

Love Is A Hard Thing
Love is a hard thing. It sometimes happens when two people least expect it. There is nothing the heart can do about the way it feels. Love can confuse a mind more than any other emotion. The past must be put behind and the future at hand. Decisions must be made, maybe not always the right ones. Sometimes the past comes back to haunt you. It makes it difficult to ever love the right way again. The two people must bear with each other and realize they are no one else but themselves. The two must learn about each other and grow as one. They must listen and trust each other. Most of all they must always, always love and support each other. Together the two must become one.

Finally Found Happiness
Well to those who know me i have had a bad set of relationships in the past.. but i can honestly say i found happiness. I am happy and i love him more and more each day.. I fall further and further in love with him. The hardest thing right now is that he is away and im missing him so much.. I love him so much and i cant wait til he comes home.. They say distance makes the heart grow fonder..and that is sooo damn true.. I dont think i can say i ever love someone as much as i love Erik. He is my world. I would do anything for him.. He means so much to me its hard to describe how much he means to me.. I just know that everyone thinks they know what love is but honestly it takes years to actually experience Love. Honestly once u experience love you dont want to let it go. I am happy. My thanks goes out to my friends who have stood behind me in this and knows i am truely happy..and who have seen me go from being down in the dumps to being extemely happy.. Ya'll dont know how

Learning
Still catching on to this site. Its really kewl, I like it, and want to make nearby real life friends to hang out & chill with. I have a Boyfriend & a girlfriend,But still enjoy making new friends !! Bi Females or lesbians would be especially nice. PLEASE STOP BY AND FAN ME, RATE ME, ADD ME, CHECK OUT MY STASH & COMMENT TOO... PLEASE....I WILLO DEFINATELY RETURN THE FAVOR!!

Ask Me
I'm sure most or some of you would like to ask 3 questions..Go ahead ask anything no matter what the subject..I will answer them..G Rated or Triple XXX I dont care fore away..and hopefully you'll answer any 3 I have. Lets see who responds

My Best Friend
Ok ya'll...since I am new to the whole blast thing and had won it for a contest, I decided to use it for my birthday. I thought I had included my best friend IRL as well as Fubar on the blast for everyone to see and shout to but I guess I was wrong or it didn't show up or something so could everyone stop by and show her some luvin for me please. She has been beside me thru thick and thin and was the only person to really do anything at all IRL for me for my birthday... She took me to Florence (about 45 minutes away, bigger town) where she treated me to some spa and lunch at my fav place in the whole world, The Olive Garden!!! She even had them come out and embarrass the shit out of me singing Happy Birthday. Then to top it all off, she bought me a gift certificate to have my nails done, something I truly love but hate to spend money on and she wanted me to do something special for me because she says I deserve it...She is the most special person in the world and the best friend any

Well, It's S - H - I - T...that's Right, Shit!
Well, it's S - H - I - T...that's right, shit! Consider the following: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and the

Whats On Ur Mind Right Now (from The Bulletin Board)
WHATS ON YOUR MIND, really think about it... WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT. 1. Your ex and you = ARENT GOOD FOR ONE ANOTHER 2. I am listening to = WILL AND GRACE ON TV 3. Maybe I should = GET SOME SLEEP LOL 4. I love = My kids 5. Chocolate is = YUMMY 6. I don’t understand = DRAMATIZED PEOPLE 7. I have lost my respect for = PEOPLE THAT LIE 8. I last ate = CHICKEN & FRIES 9. The meaning of my display name is = IM HUGGABLE, LOVABLE & KISSABLE :D 10. God = STRONGLY BELIEVE IN GOD. 11. Your life= BUSY, SINGLE PARENT, BUT WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. 12. I will always remember = HAVING MY CHILDREN 13. Love = TRUST, TRUTHFUL,FAITHFUL, RESPECT 14. How was last night = BORING LOL 15. My MySpace is= KICKAZZ BUT IM NEVER ON THERE LOL 16. Tomorrow I will = CLEAN HOUSE, GO OUT 17. I get annoyed when = PEOPLE WHO TALK BEHIND UR BACKS, OR TALK CHIT TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK GOOD 18. Parties = LOVE THEM, IM A BIG PEOPLE PE

Just A Thought
I'm happy again...lol Recently I have been goin through some bull sh#@ and I've been avoiding this site because of it all. I don't understand why it is that men feel the need to confront each other constantly. I mean come on you guys, get over the hormones and be happy for a change! ! ! I'll never understand why a current boyfriend hates a previous boyfriend so freakin much ! (Except in my case, and that's just a long story...) But anyway I have always found it comical that when you start dating a new guy they hate the ex, no matter what the circumstances. Why? I mean the dude is an ex for God's sake! Previous. Dumped. Why hate on em? There's really no sense! ! I mean okay, if you cheated on the current fine, understandable. If not then they current needs to get over it...don't ya think? I mean no you shouldn't go and hang out with the ex, and no you shouldn't spend all your time talkin about them either. But if you don't and they are not a part of your life the

Why Canadians Are So Tired...
Here's why: The population of Canada is 30 million. 11 million are retired,that leaves 19 million to do the work. There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work. Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work. 1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing Terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work. Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city Governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work. At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare.That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Image Rated Nsfw
Had to laugh at the latest image they rated NSFW One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Here is the link: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=63956&albumid=0&i=2460264196

Horoscope For 7/20
Everyone knows how much you can accomplish on your own, but right now the stars say if you team up, you're not just double the trouble -- you're exponentially great. So what are you waiting for? ******And here I thought I was great all on my own lol

For Our Military
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ...

48 Things A Girl Would Die For
LADIES: this will make you tear up GUYS : read it. all of it! 1-touch her WAIST 2- TALK to her 3-share SECRETS 4-give HER your jacket 5-kiss her SLOWLY ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-HUG her 7-HOLD her 8-LAUGH with her 9-invite HER somewhere 10-let her be WITH you when you're with your friends KEEP READING 11-SMILE with her 12-take PICTURES with her 13-pull her onto your LAP 14-when she says she loves you more, DENY IT. fight back 15-when her FRIENDS say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-always hug her and SAY "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her UNEXPECTEDLY 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! 19-tell her shes BEAUTIFUL! 20-TELL her the way you feel about her! OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never

Kaleak Is No Longer Here
Kaleak No longer wanted this account and did not want to waste the level ups everyone helped her get and asked me if i would take it over.Her vic will be ending the 11th of next month for she has already cancelled it out.I am SouthernBelleKathy.If you want some 11's before they end here then give them to me & i will give them to you.Come one come all!!!

For Military Members
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ...

New Stash Club Starting
Carla and myself are starting a new stash club. We will be calling it the C & T Stash Club. If you are interested, let me or Carla know. The only rules to the club are: 1. Have fun with it! 2. If you are asked to help people level, and you are online, please try and help, because your turn to level will come. Now, as far as your primary pic, the choice is yours. We do ask that you include in your name on your profile that you add that you are a member of the C & T Stash Club (the reason being that way you can easily be recognized by other member of the club). We are all on here to have fun and meet new people. If you have any suggestions or new ideas, we are welcoming them all. Thanks for your time. Tracy and Carla

My Baby 8 Weeks Today
Your baby is now 5/8 of an inch long, about the size of a kidney bean. She's constantly moving and shifting, although you won't be able to feel these womb wiggles for several weeks yet. Her embryonic tail is disappearing, and her eyelids practically cover her eyes. Still slightly webbed, her fingers and toes are growing longer. Her arms have lengthened, too, and her hands are now flexed at the wrist and meet over her heart. Her knee joints have formed, and her feet may be long enough to meet in front of her body. With her trunk straightening out, her head is more erect. Breathing tubes extend from her throat to the branches of her developing lungs. The nerve cells in her brain are also branching out to connect with one another, forming primitive neural pathways. Though you may be daydreaming about your baby as one gender or another, the external genitals still haven't developed enough to reveal whether you're having a boy or a girl. 3-D Ultrasound pic. Not mine, just an example of w

What Does 99.9% Quality Really Mean?
What Does 99.9% Quality REALLY Mean? - half an hour of unsafe drinking water per month - two unsafe landings at O'Hare airport every day - 16,000 lost pieces of mail per hour - 12,000 cheques deducted from the wrong account each day - 5,000 incorrect drug prescriptions per day - 500 wrong surgical operations per day

I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Steenkin Band
I was recently asked by an acquaintence who is the drummer and booking agent for a local band to help him in filling open slots on the bill for an upcoming local show. I was able to aid him in securing a band from the Columbus area, which is a good 3-4 hour drive for them to come up here. I asked a band I am not entirely thrilled with who is local to this area if they would be interested in also playing this show. Let me elaborate on the persona of this band...they call themselves a "metal band" when they are nothing close to metal. They look like a bunch of Abercrombie and Fitch pansies who were getting high one day and decided it would be a great idea to learn to play guitar and start a band to get chics. They almost got kicked off the bill when they were given the chance to open for Drowning Pool because they had a hissy fit about their soundchecks as well as went around telling all the employees of the venue that Drowning Pool was getting them signed that night. Number one, when yo

Its All About Brett
Well, I went to my sons P.E.T meeting this morning, and got into a big blow out with the Special Education Adminstor. Let me explain.. Brett is NOT good with Change! He regresses sooo bad. And they want to pull him out of his School that hes been in for 8-9 years, and FINALLY making some ground level with him, and now they want to yank him out, and put him in a Public school. Brett goes to a disability school in East Rochester N.H. The State of Maine wants him to transition him there to Maine..its NOT gonna happen!! I already called a lawyer, and I am fighting this all the way! And its NOT about how this will help Brett, its about the $$$ that Maine pays to the State of NH for his education. To bad! He needs it..I guess theres a new program at the High School for Autistic Children...I dont really give a rats ass to be honest. My son just started saying words this yr, they take him from that, he will stop completely, cause they have done this to me before, but had to put him back in

Movin Soon
Well folks its time to say that Ill be moving soon.....My new roomate is just like me scarey huh? haha shes great shes bi like iam and means i can run around the house naked lol....ill have my internet back including my webcam.....prolly many "naughty" webcam shows w/me and nick *evil grins* and maybe even my new roomate hehe....anyways friends just wanted to keep ya'll updated and as well ill be closer to my nick Yayyyyyy

Please Help Out A Good Friend!
MY FRIEND ARCHANGEL IS IN A CONTEST AND I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS TO PLEASE AT LEAST RATE HIM FOR ME AND IF YOU COULD DROP A FEW COMMENT IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED !!HERE IS THE LINK........ HANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP,JENNIFER AKA ANGEL1111

I Know
I know you are up with the angles But it still doesn’t help I miss you so much it hurts You were the only great grand father I had You didn’t care that I was hyper Found way to were me out When I think of you I cant help but cry I know I wont see you again Won’t ever get a hug from you Un till the day I die It hurt so bad now that you are gone My memories will be all that I have I know you are home In a better place But it still don’t help the pain I feel go away I know one day I will see you again But still know all of this doesn’t help The pain go away or the tears stop falling I loved you so much it hurts Hurts to know I wont ever be able to hug you again You were my granddad and you will always be in my heart by jna

It's Friday!!!!
Well today is friday...My Lo is fixing the transmition on our Juggalo Mobile(Van) so God only knows when he will be home.Well my lil sister (BabyJuggalette) is spending the night at my big-top,and we are going to stay up all night and have a horror fest with my roomate.If my Lo gets home soon with our van fixed I think I'm goin to go grab a pizza. I'm not sure if he is going to chill with us or go play D-n-D and Magik tonight at his friend Jap's house,but whatever he decides to do is fine by me. Oh I think my rats have made me and my Lo "grandparents". We think that our female (Isis) is finally pregnat by our male (Frute-Loop).Time will only tell if we will have lil baby rats or not.I know my Lo cant wait til they have babies. Well MMFWCL to everyone who reads this.Oh wish me luck in scareing my lil sister tonight.She is a hard one to scare...she is very sick,twisted,and demented like me and my Lo!!!Tonight should be very interesting!!!

Pain Caused By Men(i Should Say Boys)
Well where do I even begin with this one. Oh well I guess just that I need to vent and this is usually how I get my feelings out(by writing them out). First I will say this I don't go for my ex's let alone go for anyone that I love ex's. But we made and exception and now are paying for that. It seemed that it was meant to be but now we know diffrent. We allowed an ex to enter our family even gave him our family pendant (which is hard to get from us). Second I don't take being lied to very well at all. Especially when its about a person that causes things to fall apart between us. I caught him in a lie about how he treated his son and that makes me wonder what else he lied about. Third lets just say I had to cleanse our house today and had to stop the binding spell I was doing cause he came home. I will finish it later tonight, besides I found that doing a binding spell at night works better. I finally slept well last night after putting up a protective shield to pro

Stop Harrassing Fornicates!!!!
I have really fuckin had it..... I have not had to bring out the reale bitch in me in a long time..... FORNICATES is one of my 3 best friends on here!!! You GUYS stop harrassing her....... Lemme tell you GUYS something... to those GUYS that are harrassing her.... just remember something ... 5.0

Do You???
Do you ever look in the mirror, and find you dont like what you see, or the face looking back at you , Isnt much like it should be, its almost like a stranger , Thats invaded your space, like someone else is living their dreams, and your staring at their face , Like a fake imbation , of something you once thought was real, something you know that you should want lingers , but still you cant help but feel ?? Almost like a passion , you forgot to endure , Like a hurt with anger , a sickness without a cure , Like a body thats broken , tainted and week , and you wonder how it got this far , and where on earth you can be, are you still inside there some where?? will you ever see you again??? Or is this second world and someone else , all there really is ????

Paraplegic
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who... 1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldn't run away from her 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

It A Joke
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... IM FUCKING U HARD! YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! SO FUCK ME HARDER!!!! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For:

My Sis
Wut it do peoples...I hope all of your weekends are starting off great. I gather you all here cause I'm being crazy n i'm bored like usual...lol... My sis is on Fubar aka CherryTap aka Lost Cherry now....If you gots time how bout stoppin by n showin her some luv....mucho thnx!!!:P Tia Bia@ fubar

Thankyou..
To everyone who sent me mail & gifts for my BIRTHDAY yesterday!! There is no way I can reply to all of them so I am taking a minute to do it here! I have replied to a few but I been so busy with my new job & all.. So THANKS!! You ROCK!! Have a Fantastical weekend guys! ~Val

Fantasy Short Story
No More Talking by Rio I had been chatting with a woman I had met on a ’BDsM’ chat room for about a month. She told me she was a ’Domme’ and she was 30yrs old. I had been interested in ’Bondage’ for as long as I could remember, even as a boy the thought of being tied up and at the mercy of one of the neighborhood girls excited me and made me feel funny down below. We had talked about my desire and need to be dominated and controlled. She also knew that I had no practical experience in the ’lifestyle’. She had invited me to come and visit her and explore the uncharted universe of the ’BDSM’ lifestyle. I had finally gotten the nerve to take her up on her invitation. After receiving instructions on how to get to her house, which was in another city, we agreed upon the next Fri. which was the start of a three day weekend because of the holiday. I got off work early as did every one else in order for every one to get a jump on the three day weekend. I

Lmao I Am None Of Them!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: Mattel has recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Long Island, NY market. They are:___________________________________________________________North Shore, Nassau County Barbie :This princess Barbie is sold only at Roosevelt Field Mall and Walt Whitman Mall. She comes with several Prada and Louis Vuitton handbags, a Guess watch, Lexus SUV and a foreign dog named "Honey". Her Glen Cove mansion and Gotti family neighbors sold separately.Manorville Barbie:The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind Star Mini-van and matching gym outfit. Included is a King Kullen grocery store and Hunter's Run or Frontier Trail Dream House When you press the button on her back she screams at her kids "Hurry up and get in the van, we have to go pick up your father up at the 6:20 train in Ronkonkoma!" Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.North Bellport Barbie:This Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, and 4 summons to appear in Islip Central Court

Lt. Ken Ballard
This website was brought to my attention. It's a mothers' tribute to her son who was killed in Najaf Iraq 05/30/2004 http://ltkenballard.com/ Ken was buried in Arlington National Cemetery on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 2 p.m. His gravesite is located in Section 60, Site 8006 • This is a nice Tribute to one of this Country's Fallen Heroes!!! God Bless Ken's Mother, She is now one of our Gold Star Mother's

News With My Band / Name Changes
So I was in a band three years ago, called Remission... We broke up due to differences between a few members. Sad, but these things happen. Well, a few months ago, we reformed the band, and with all the original members no less!! Differences aside, we'd matured a lot, and were ready to give it another go. So, Remission is thus brought back. However, the name no longer felt appropriate, and given a three year hiatus, a new name was desired. Which brings us to today. We have a new name... A new look, and even a new, more complex sound. The old tracks are still around, but some changes have been made here and there, all in the name of more badass music. I can't talk about the name now, as things have not been finalized, and we're getting ready for a bigger way to announce it. Primarily, we don't want some other douchebag to steal it from us. Just keep your ears to the ground, and you'll hear the rumblings soon. Lou|Former Remission Camp

The Beast
I awaken in my icy tomb, Imprisoned by its walls. I cry for you to set me free, But no one hears my call. Alone within the confines Of this cold, damp concrete cell, I find comfort in the darkness Which shields me from my hell. The pains of hunger eat at me. My body's worn and weak. I feel the stinging in my eyes As a tear streams down my cheek. Tinted with a tinge of red, The tear stops at my lips. I close my eyes and think of you. Your light has been eclipsed. I can almost taste your blood, So rich and filled with life... My teeth piercing your silky flesh As if they were a knife. The perfect drink - so warm and lush - Would make me feel alive... It's essence permeating me, My immortal soul revived. But alas it will not happen For you are nowhere near. I've waited countless days and nights In hopes that you'll appear. I pray someday it will come true, And you will be my feast. Until then, I must still remain A lone, blood-thirsty beast.

Saw This And Got So Nostalgic - Thought I Would Share.
As I am living in my grandmothers old house now - I feel like I am immersed these thoughts. I feel like a piece of her spirit is in mine as I move through this house and the memories of the old italian ways that were my Grandma's become so vivid. When I saw this piece, it really touched me- because its exactly the thoughts that are coming to my mind now. It made me smile and even cry a little. If you are Italian with grandparents "off the boat" I know you will find a few precious thoughts in here that will make you smile and warm your heart - Much love to you all. - Queen *** I am sure for most second generation Italian American children who grew up in the 40's and 50's there was a definite distinction between us and them. We were Italians, everybody else, the Irish, the Germans, the Poles, they were Americans. I was well into adulthood before I realized I was an American. I had been born American and lived here all my life, but Americans were people who ate peanut butter a

Out Of Touch
Hello Everyone, Sorry I've not been in touch for the past week, but we moved and didn't have internet. We got turned back on today and all is somewhat well...lol Hope you all are doing good and to hear from you soon!! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!

Wtf?
OK since this FUBAR change I went to leave a comment on a page and when I clicked submit I got this big page with a cartoon bouncer that asked me to type 3 letters in a box. He looked mad at me...lol Internet tuff guy! I typed the letters as they were and then it kicked me out. WTF? LMAO! It said I didn't have proper ID! HAHAHAHA I got carded in an Internet bar and then thrown out!

A Sad Day
What can one really say to a friend to make them feel better when a loved one passes away? My friend Ashley lost her Grandmother Wednesday Morning and the funeral was today. I wante dot say something, ANYTHING to make her feel atleast a fraction of a bit better but I couldn't think of anything that isn't overly said and diluted from everyone saying it over and over. Hopefully just knowing I cared enough to be there lightened her heart just a bit. I also know what is like to loose a loved one especially a grandparent. It eats away at you at first because you hope you were a good enough grandchild and you hope you made them proud. I know alot of people tend to take advantage of their grandparents because they know that they will give them pretty much anything they want. I've been guilty of it myself, but please keep in mind that your grandparents for the majority are the ones that would take care of yolu if your mom and dad wern't there. Today as well made me think about my own lif

I Have A Sexual Iq Of 148
I have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Challenge Loss.
I played yahoo pool with my friend Karl last night, and had said that if I lost to him I had to take pictures with boxers on my head. Yeah, I have yet to do it, but it WILL be done tonight. As soon as I can get off my lazy ass, dry/straighten my hair and find my girlie boxers. White, satin boxers with red hearts all over it. Yeah Karl I hope you take that picture and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. LOL ♥ ya!

What I Am Doing Here?
I keep asking myself, what am I doing here on Cherry Tap, excuse me FUBAR(ugh)For the most part these are beautiful single people looking for love, friendship and some for just some kinky cybersex. I am not single, not beautiful, not skinny with a bod to die for. I am just an average married woman who is not happy in her life. There would be my answer to why I am here but what am I doing here. Being here is not going to change my life. Only I have the power to do that. By the way, I am going to. What I have found on FUBAR a.k.a Cherry Tap have been many nice friends some that I know accept me for who I am and one friend whether he knows it or not made me feel happy again by just being a friend. I, also, keep asking myself why I call them friends. I realized that if they make you laugh, smile and rate you a 10 (even when you know you are not), has to be a friend. Some very good-looking men and women have rated me a 10 some more. If you only knew what this did to my self-esteem. I felt

About Me...
I like shooting pool and throwing darts.I like to go to the junkyard looking for parts.I like to shoot my guns in the dark,I like to hang out in the trailer park.I got used tires for sale in good shape.I got every Dukes of Hazard episode on tape.Who are you to tel me I aint got no class.Im proud to be a Redneck Piece of White Trash. I like to dip and I like to spit.I like talking on the phone while Im taking a shit.Im proud to be a Redneck Piece of White Trash.If ya dont like that Pucker up motherfucker,you can kiss my ass. Well I like my outta date Hair-do,I like picking my nose and gettin tattoos.I like drinking beer and werking on my car,I like to drink beer and piss in my yard.I like to burp and I like to fart.I like picking up girls when I go to Walmart.I like adjustin my nuts and scratching my ass.Im proud to be a RedNeck Piece of White Trash. Lastnight I went to bed with a buzz.I dreamed I was drinking and woke up and I was.I'll be a drunk Redneck til the day Im dead.I

Are We Equals?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; If you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor. If you a

Old Current Event
Current Event(9-11) Its the 5th anniversary of the September 11th, terrorist attacks, and tonight at 9:00 Mr.George Bush the President of the United States will be giving a speech about how this attack on the United States changed us all. The one thing everybody is asking "Where were you on 9/11"? Well i was not at school like people were i was actually at a wedding in New York City like 25 blocks down from the World Trade Center(Twin Towers),but the horrible this is that i had family members in the North and South tower. This is the worst day of my life one that i more definitely will never forget about that forever. I just wish that most of the kids in the United States would understand what all of the Victims families are going through. If only our school would do a memorial service for 9/11 or at least just a moment or two of silence and maybe even a prayer. "Moment of Silence"< I know that's not part of the Current even but i really needed to do that its just really emotional tim

Just Thinking
well here i am sitting here alone after work thinking. im back in ny...my home state. and for some reason i feel empty. the man that i thought i loved and would be with forever just sorta disappeared outta my life for some reason and im not sure why. i know his sister is pissed at me and was gonna tell him not to be with me but i didnt think he would actually listen to. i know that i need to move on and start over again but its so hard. im sick of trying to find that one person who will be there for me and my lil one. is it too much to ask for a man to love me and heaven for us and to be there when we need each other but not try to control me??? any more it seems like that is pretty much impossible for a guy to be like that. there are more guys out there who want nothing but sex intsead of a real relationship and commitment. some times i wish i could just do everything myself without feeling this empty feeling i get. i will never understand this feelin or why i always fall fo

` Don't Die Before You Cancel Your Credit Cards!!
` Don't die before you cancel your credit cards!! If you have lived long enough, you have probably had a run in or two with your favorite credit card company. Hope you enjoy the following bit of chaos. This is pretty funny. Be sure & cancel credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, & so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, & Citibank billed her for February & March for their annual service charges on her credit card, & added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here's the exchange: Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in January." Citibank: "The account was never closed & the Late Fees and Charges still apply!! Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections." Citibank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been." Famil

Broken Hearted
i swore id never do it again never would i fall for a military man but you came into my life already signed in i had no choice but to love you more and more as the days went on they more i came to love you but then you left and barely ever contacted me when you did it was short didnt seem to loving i didnt want to give up though yet every day my heart broke a lil more and now here i sit broken hearted cuz i aint heard from you in days dont know if i will any time soon i hope you know the one you say you love is sitting here totally broken hearted

A Good-bye
When your world is filled with gloom, And happiness can find no room. When desperation and strife, Have taken over your life. And the pain and despair You can no longer bare A quick solution I have found Sits within your grasp. A pretty pill Will kill your ills And leave this world behind you. You'll just slip into sleep, Where you'll no longer weep And you'll leave behind Your cares and woes While your eyes will forever close. Perhaps the afterlife, Will meet your needs Since in this life You will cease. I'll say a good night And kiss you my dear As the end It's drawing near. I'll slip into a deep repose, And leave behind To all of those that matter Shards of my broken heart, All torn and tattered. I wish you all a fond adieu, Don't be sad, And don't be blue. I'll be alright, I'll be just fine, Finally safe for hurt and harm Here in my afterlife. Farewell all... ADM XOXO

Puns Intended
` Here are the ten first place winners in the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my Electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager

The Military
It is absolutely wonderful to see how many people are in support of our troops on this site. It makes me proud to be a part. What I wonder is how many of us have thought of taking it from verbal to support to doing something to actually help those coming back from overseas or by helping support family members of those that are gone. But seeing all this had got me thinking of it again. Someone from my work whos husband is military puts together boxes of things to send to the soldiers in Iraq.. she puts out lists for people to buy them necessities that they dont have, and sets up a drob box in our local stores.. I have also seen email a soldier, or things where you can donate minutes or calling cards for the soldiers to talk to their loved ones. If you are a good listener consider going to your local veterans hospital and visiting with the soldiers there, or talking with their wives and children if they are overseas. I know I am going to find ways to take my support beyond words and tur

Ills Of Society
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs. We should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke

My Baby Wrote This
In to the night when the darkness makes me vulnerable I long for your hand to hold. There are some things about you I don't understand But that might take forever to unfold. Even with the miles which separate us and the fact we have not yet met My heart you have stolen from me And I wait here for you so patiently. This emotion in my heart for you grows stronger each day I love you with all my heart please tell me that you'll stay I’ll give you what I can I’ll give you what you need As long as you promise to do the same for me. And though some things I’d like to say May not come out right Perhaps I’ll save them for another day When my mind gets them insight So for now keep this thought with you You have someone here who will always love you.

Have You Ever.....
Have you ever sat there and thought about your life and wondered what was next? I've been doing that a whole hell of a lot lately. My life isn't exactly where I would like it to be and I know I have taken that out on a lot of people that don't really deserve it. To them, and you know who you are, I m truly sorry. I find myself wanting so much more from life then what I have right now but I am at a loss for how to get there. Maybe working and going to school will help me get to where I need to be. I only pray it isn't at the sacrifice of others. I'm in a new relationship with a woman that I really care for but we haven't had as much time together as I know she would like. I'm hoping that once the work and school schedule get straightened out that we will be on track to where I would like us to be. Bear with me princess.....you know I got nothing but love and respect for you! I guess that is the end of me rambling right now. Thanks for letting me get it all out!! XOXOXOXOXOXOX :) M

Life As I Know It
Don't tell me good things come those who wait I'm done with cliche's that carry no weight I've learned to accept the place I'm in There are just some battle we aren't meant to win Don't tell me not to give up This cherade has carried on long enough Lost the strength to run in circles My heart is worn from so many hurdles This is not some infantile complaint But life is too short to sit around and wait Not looking to be consoled I've just reached my threshold Not one to live in denial Sometimes life is just that brutal So goes this crazy thing I call my life Now I think I will go sleep alone tonight

Suspend Nfl Quarterback Michael Vick For Dogfighting!
Suspend NFL Quarterback Michael Vick for Dogfighting! Dear NFL Commissioner Goodell, Dogfighting is cruel and criminal, and football players must be held accountable like anyone else. Please suspend Vick immediately - anything less would reflect very badly on your judgment, and on the league. [Your Comment Here] Sincerely, [Your Name] [Your Address] To the Top/Sign Petition Email this petition to your friends http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/354020737

Plague In Lucifers Mind Short Poem..1 Of 3.
He stands solemn alone in his own circle eyes like amber concealed beneath a smile hands clasped together not showing threat, or malevolent intent and yet around him,mountains collapse,Oceans evaporate with unholy fire,the world trembles to shit,and the opening ground devours the fat off the land to satiate an appetite of the holy,the righteous,the two-faced,and those who give you a smile. he pulls back his shroud, reveals eyes of hate, and with a gentle clasp of hands, ignites pure Hell from the Heavens, reigning napalm on everyone,like his very own spit. And still, he smiles and utters not a single word, but Reigns his quiet Terror with the most subtle of gestures,still calm and not yet having summoned his anger. to be cont'd.. - ]>-> -

Am I Strong Enough To Love You Again?
¡Ah mi amor! Yo le veo en mis sueños cada vez mis ojos admiran los cielos para un sueño pacífico. Cuándo usted toma mi duerme, consigo caliente y molestado perdiendo su toque, su beso, su sonrisa. ¿Dónde fue usted? ¿Por qué aquí soy dejado soñar acerca de usted cuando tengo suerte para oír su voz en un teléfono, mientras usted está a millares de millas? Cómo sea fácil para usted estar lejos de mí y me sale aquí solo, preguntándose lo que soy supongo hacer mientras usted es ido. La manera usted haría el amor a mí y haría mi entero soy me siento que bailaba arriba en los cielos, volando con los ángeles. ¿Regresará usted a mí como el hombre que tuvo el poder de hacerme deseo al hombre que usted estuvo a mí? ¿Piensa usted que acabo de aceptar usted cuando usted regresa, después de que cómo usted me hiciera me siento después de que usted fuera sacado de mi vida? ¡Sus palabras, sus palabras dañosas que dispararon por mi total que es, y dejó el corazón quebrantado en pies! Su familia dijo que

Feelings...
You came into my world And took me away The words you said to me You seem so true I actually began to believe it all to be true Amazingly enough You ripped the happiness right out from me under me I made you my everything Silly me.. I thought i was yours also I wanna scream I wanna cry I cant keep all this inside Anymore Its making me mad Crazy Just plain pissed off You hurt me bad And now i remember why I didnt wanna fall for you I trusted you And would have done anything To make you smile So why the hell Do u wanna make me cry Why do i even still care When You don't even notice me Anymore

Stole From My Sons Myspace( He Did The Hand Though!)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the

Im Here
waiting waiting waiting i am debating do you like me? am i a crush? are you a lush? do we have a future together? am i to be alone forever? do you think about me? do i set your heart aglee? if i was gone would things seem wrong? if i died tonight with god would you fight? would you miss me? would you diss me? would you lie and say we were best friends? or would my dream to you become an end? am i loved? or am I hated? though fubar is gay we both have rated would you go to my funeral? hear taps played by the general? would u cry? if today i was to die? would you carry on? or would you forget all along?

Life
Sometimes... Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly pa

At Last!!!!!!
So I finally get a day when everyone is out of the house so I can check my account and read my emails n stuff on my sisters comupter. She caught me "hijacking" her cable at the beginning of this week and took my modem (bitch!). I'm moving to Albion to stay with a friend for a while til I can get an apt of my own, so I'll be able to get internet there *whew*, I felt like I was goin through net withdrawals! LOL. Hope everyone is doing well, and I MISS YOU!!!!! Esp my peeps in the UG! *wink* Laters! *kisses* Kk