Ok, bout half the time shoutbox sux so use at your own risk, other than that, it's either PM or any chat service you use, I use trillian so I can chat w/ ya.

First off, I'm not here for points, I just don't give a rats ass, or feel that I need to evaluate my place in life by a point system easily abused by simply whoring myself randomly to strangers.

I do like meeting new people, and talking with new people, and making new friends. MAKING NOT ADDING IDIOT!..which means if your name or profile has a list of instructions on how to get ahold of you, if the pay off isn't watching you deep throat my nut sack yer wasting yer time and mine.

Many of you may see me as a negative person at first, fuck you for being a closed minded piss ant wasting your life kissing what ever ass helps you get a leg up some where.

If yer already offended go to hell, I hope you read more then go cry.

Some of you will believe I don't care, some of you should know it. It's not that I don't care for you, as a person, just not all the emotional bullshit, baggage, grief, sorrow, drama, and a whole list of other shit.

Personally, far too many people have developed a poor me attitude, and think the rest of the world should feel sorry for them. Fuck you and suck a dick. Learn some sufferage you fucken pansy waste, you think you had something bad happen to you just remember this, yer alive be greatfull I may just show you what yer missing.

People are sad pathetic beings if you look around, Rate me, Fan me, Add me, FUCK YOU. If I haven't spent time talking to you, I don't see any reason to waste time on ya...ohhhh wait, that's right, if I get on yer friends list I can see yer private photos. This is incredibly usefull for when I feel the need to slop off a few knuckle buddies, like I give a shit.

Try this, www.thumbzilla.com, plenty of flesh cannon fodder, and guess what, they continuously update it, so I don't have to worry about boxing the jolly roger to the same fucking chick over and over.

BTW, ever concider that you're still trading a piece of your ass for something as pitifull as Cherry points?..talk about tricken for cheap..

Anyways, Believe it or not, I'm not against women, hell I love you all, just more likely to give a shit if your the type of woman that I can carry on a good conversation with.

As far as men are concerned..Sorry dudes, catch me at the bar, drink a beer with me, scope out some of the lovely ladies that are there, and just don't be a fucken idiot. Yeah I know, it's not easy, I can see the extent of our intellectual spectrum. We're pretty much monkeys, what we don't tear up we shit on, and if we can't fuck it, bash it's head with a rock. I know.

Any doubt? Pick a random womans profile, and read her picture comments, the more skin the fewer the words and greater the type-o's. Which coincidentally, seem to be intentional (that means on purpose fuck wad, I like big werds..hehheh).

I just don't have shit to talk about with you besides women, and maybe computers or games. This is largely in part of my lack of interest in sports, cars, or politics. I can play sports, but don't waste the time watching them on tv, I would rather spend that time fucking the ol' lady you have been ignoring unless you need a beer.

I'm not a fan of TV or Movies at all, if I watch a movie you can pretty much bet it's cause of someone else, just try to get me into a theatre, they're a waste of time and money, so if I agree to go to one with ya, consider yerself special..

I'm not a racist, I don't give a fuck what color you are, what your affiliations are, what gang, group, or circle jerk yer in, act like a punk you'll get called on it, why should I put myself off cause you wanna act like tha bitch huh?

I have often been called an asshole, this is a misnomer (figure that one out fuck-tards), I am in truth a dick. Metaphorically speaking at least. See a dick stands firm when needed, but can be laid back most of the time. I'm adventuresome liking to go places I haven't been before, and often like to ensure that others enjoy themselves as well, even if it means a lil hard work. All will be good if you remember these two simple rules about dicks. We don't get along with assholes, there's always friction and discomfort between us. And a cunt flapping their lips can rub me the wrong way from time to time to.

I pay proud homage to the herbage, in fact, I got 2 blunts waiting for when I finish this crap.

I love to party, the bar is nice, but the after party OWNS!

(Again, for those inbred illiterates out in the world, it's fucken OWNS.

PWNS <=== not a word ya fucken starwars basement closet case. I dare you to correct me on whether or not it's