RiogarD's blog: "Slightly Eccentric"

I will boldly go where no woman has been before....My bed... Call it a pathetic thing to say but it's true.I much rather have sex in other places such as the car..The closet..The shower...The bed is just plain boring..This is also a new bed too so if anyone want to help me break it in let me know. Well this little mental flagalance is all about sex...Well Sex and me anyways.I was a late starter when it came to sex.I was 19.Guess that comes with being in a strict Christian family.Like all surpressed urges once I had my taste I couldn't get enough for the most part.I've done the one night stands which is a sad part.No connection and plus my main goals in sex were never really satisfied.Get in get off get out.Just not my cup of tea...Or rather coffee in my case. My main goal and one of the few things that turn me on is the orgasm...As in HER orgasm.Tells me I'm doing the right thing.Granted I learned most of my "skills" from a lesbian which is the best teacher btw...Taught me that every woman is different that the fun of it all is the exploration not the final product...You could be the hottest woman in the world but if I can't satisfy you I lose interest in a big hurry. AM I a player?Nope....Do I love women..Hell yes..I hate the get in get off mentality of the male sex drive...If I wanted that I would sit at home and masturbate all the time...I get off get satisfied and didn't even have to leave the house. Morale of the story is....Orgasms turn me on lol I pity you for reading this far because I pity myself for typing it lol Yours The slightly Eccentric Horny Blogger guy.

You never know how dependant you are on the coffee until you decide to quit it for a day.You get massive headaches gah. Anyways this blog really has nothing to do with coffee. Just a bunch of verbal diherrea. I find it quite liberating just to put your thoughts out first thing in the morning...Extremely therputic.Anyways back on topic...Coffee. He he he well I started at the ripe old age of 16....I had my first Tim Hortons coffee.The canadians will know what I'm talking about. The heavenly waker uper. The crack coccaine of coffee...A large double double. As we speak I'm drinking some second rate folgers missing my mistress of the nectar from the gods....TIMMIES!!! I tried all the variants of coffee...Well most of them anyways..Espresso was the most enduring. It kept me up for 2 days straight while I was taping episodes of Robotech with a friend of mine. Haven't touched the stuff since. It makes me too hyper. Like I am now bouncing out of my seat and trying to focus on one thing...But alas I am focussed on everything I shouldn't and everything I should be. Well if you read this far I pity you as much as I pity myself for writing it...I apologize for subjecting you to this blog of nonsense muhahahahaha...Well not really :P Yours Slightly Eccentric and clothed this time

I recently just gotten a phone number for a girl by her mom....Girl is hot thats for damn sure but would it be proper for me to call this girl or just forget about it and chalk it up to mom meddling Apparently this mom thinks I am the best thing since sliced bread...Little does she know huh he he he he.Anyways I am still struggling with this so I'm thinking I might apply some junior high grunt work just to feel comfortable calling her lol. Which is probably what I'm going to do. Just so I can save the aggravating stalker label which I loathe with a passion....I was stalked once...OMG it was annoying...Everywhere I went she was there...Waving with her pudgy little hands and waddling her 350 pound body around traying to make her ass wiggle only accomplishing making my stomach turn and vomit in the street........... Yours The slightly eccentric naked blogger

Hopefully if you read this you will take apart each spelling error and punctuation mistake. Then tell me about them so I can laugh at you at how much time you wasted on that little endeavor muhahahaha. TIme is the one thing we take for granted and misuse in all so many ways.Take the time to belittle your fellow man then you have wasted your time. Take the time to make the world better well you just made some good use of your time.Take the time to make yourself happy. Well that is the best time spent. Doing the above and beyond is all great and everything but we always forget about ourselves. Some people may say this is a selfish way of thinking but in the grand scheme of things if your happy then the person next to you will be happy. Usually we are all some sort of emotional vampire. In the past week since I got myself back to work after my hiatas to take care of my family my attitude and outlook on life seems to be infectious. Had words of thanx for cheering them up by just being there with a smile on my face and even a promotion to boot MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!They don't know what the man has gotten himself into by promoting me. Anyways most of this is just gibberish and mental farting. Also some bad typing. There is a point though. When I figure it out I'll let you know. Be happy and Laugh The slightly Eccntric Blog guy thingy