Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death!
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
