A few things first:

First: I hate it when people send me messages telling me to "Come over and visit (them)!" And proceed to inform me I should Fan/Rate/Add them. I doubly hate it when it's done with a HTML message... 'cept for Schattenreiter.

With that in mind "Thanks for checking me out! Now fan and rate me if you want to see my naughty pics! *wink wink*"!!!eleven!!!

Secondly: Girls, I will not flash you my boobs, nor my butt, and I definately will not have sex with you! I am not interested in hearing about all the naughty, dirty, raunchy, sexy, saucy, kinky things you want to do to my body! And I definately do not want to see pictures of your vagina! So please stop asking!!

I'm not trying to be a jerk here! It's just a boy gets tired of the relentless propositioning. I'm not a piece of meat dammit!

Now onto other things like....

Things about me:

My jacket is alive and well and it hates you all. I tend to hold slightly differing opinions from my jacket.

I tend to weed out my friends list of "friends" who've never bothered to converse with me.

I'm akin to an onion. I have multiple layers and you want to cry the more you peel away.

My computer is made of wood & is constantly infested with termites and beavers.

I wonder if I'm required to be entertaining now that I have fans. (I've been told that I am required to be entertaining now that I have fans... I might buckle under from the pressure.)

I tend to use dust as an artistic medium. No seriously.

I'm mildly disturbed by the "spread the love" line I keep seeing around here.... Is CT some secret hippy burial ground or something?

I think that boys who shave below the neckline look inherently silly.

If you don't understand my humour, it's because I'm smarter than you.

I'm the best there is at what I do... though right now I'm not doing anything, so what does that say?

I prefer to be honest because I'm too lazy to lie.

I tend to accept what people say at face value, which I suppose makes me gullible.

I'm amused that the site calls me "foolio" whenever I try to rate myself. I'm easily amused.

I'm addicted to comic books.

Rocky Horror ruined my chances of having a political career.

I'm nowhere near alive until I've had my first cup of coffee.

I laugh at all my jokes. Even the bad ones.

No ink. No piercings. My skin is virginal... well... if you disregard the scars.

I wonder if anyone has actually read all of this?

I'm surprisingly shy, and blush when I'm complimented.

I'm disturbed by those morphing pictures that show a girl's breasts inflating and deflating as though they were breathing. Creepy....

Apparently, I enjoy being called an "asshat"... though that is a funny word. "Asshat". Hehehe...

Over-dramatic, doom & gloomy, pretentious vampire-wannabe goths make me giggle. Alot.

I'm RIDICULOUSLY sarcastic. Consider that a warning.

I hate it when people (who are not Schattenreiter) vandalize my site with pre-fab HTML comments telling me to show them some love. I wish there was a CT stick to hit them with....

I'm not being arrogant, I really am this awesome.

I've been known to make animal noises in bed.

I sing 80's Pop tunes while in the shower. I do this 'cause it annoys my housemates.

I have a sweet-tooth, and baked goods are always a sure way into my heart.

My current answering message says: "Anything I say here would be pointless and redundant!"


WOW! Quotes!!

"Sex is like peeling an orange with a spoon. Juice gets everywhere and the job just doesn't get done..."
~I have no idea who said that, pretend it was a Pope or something....

"Integrity.... It sells for so little, but it's all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch we are free!"
~Alan Moore's 'V for Vendetta'