I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her ass]
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
