It was a cold and snowy day. The tree limbs were heavy with the freshly fallen snow. The sky was gray...as if night and day merged to become one entity. I awoke to the smell of freshly brewed coffee.....As I slowly rose out of bed I realized something wasn't quite right. An uneasy feeling overcame me and I suddenly felt scared!
I slipped my bare feet into my fuzzy slippers as I had every morning of the last three years that I had lived in the wilderness. I slowly crept to the kitchen to investigate the smell that had woke me in the first place.
The hallway, though narrow, seemed massive and long. With every step I took a new wave of fear would come over me. I finally made it to the entrance to the kitchen. Not sure of what awaited me on the other side of the door, I shuttered! Was I really going in there??
As if in a dream, an outer body state, I took the plunge and pushed the door open!!!
There it was in front of me, standing ever still....it was green and shiny and I knew it was there for me!!!
I screamed with fear....not knowing what to do. At this point I was numb because I knew what the outcome of this day would be...ETERNAL SLEEP
Suddenly out of nowhere sprang my roomate. He grabbed me as if he too was frightened by the green entity in our kitchen. He then confirmed my worse fears, as if words were really necessary...
Yes Peachy!!...its true!!.....DECAFFINATED COFFEE...and I bought it for YOU!!!
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HEHE WHAT ??? YOU DONT LIKE MY STORY?? LMAO
*did I mention I am addicted to caffeine? * lol this is like a scary story for me!!
