* Tell a man that there are 400
billion stars,
and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench
has
wet paint, and he has to touch it. * How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets
with his
chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at
him?
* If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did
MRS.
HOWELL have so many clothes.
* Why is it called a HAMBURGER,
when it's made out
of BEEF?
* Why does SOUR CREAM
have an Expiration
date?
* If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"
....then what is
the opposite of PROGRESS?
* Why is LEMON JUICE mostly
artificial
ingredients.... but DISH WASHING
LIQUID
contains real lemons?
* How much deeper would the ocean be,
if SPONGES
didn't grow in it?
* Why buy a product that it takes
2000 flushes to
get rid of?
* Why do we wait until a PIG
is dead, to "CURE"
it?
* Why do we wash BATH TOWELS -
aren't we clean when
we use them?
* Why doesn't GLUE stick to
the inside of the
bottle?
*Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
"4's"?
 Have A
Great Day!
Pass A Page Of Pondering
On To Your Friends and
Family
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