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created on 06/25/2009  |  http://fubar.com/suck-much/b301237
posted on 11/29/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;10:11&nbs-08:00;pm

the policeman and god

Lisa Ascol-Beckman 
The policeman stood and faced his God, Who’s time must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining. Just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My church have you been true? "

The policeman squared his shoulders and said,

"No, Lord, I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry badges can't always be a saint.
I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough, and sometimes I've been violent, Because the streets are awfully tough. I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep....Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. But I never passed a cry for help,Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God please forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here. They never wanted me around, only to calm their fears. So if you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand. I never expected or had too much, So if you don't.....I'll understand."

There was silence all around the throne Where the saints had often trod. As the policeman waited quietly, For the judgment of his God.

"Step forward now, policeman, You've borne your burdens well. Come walk a beat on Heaven's streets, You've done your time in hell."
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posted on 09/02/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;01:09&nbs-07:00;am

HOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH SHOWN THE MILITARY SOME LOVE

*Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:*

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their rear.



2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their rear.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their rear!



4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your rear kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake (ask them to have boat issues and SWIM)- then kick their rear.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe rear-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC Regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is ..
That when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your rear kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your rear!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is!
Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their rear!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.
Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your rear kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families! Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing that they could be with their families too .. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our
Country would get it's rear kicked..'

*'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

'It 's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'

*AND ONE MORE::

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR rear.

ONE LAST THING:

If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your rear kicked!!!!



I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my rear kicked.



WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,
ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!



IN GOD WE TRUST




SUPPORT OUR TROOPS .. ALWAY!!
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posted on 07/13/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;01:07&nbs-07:00;pm

A Haunting

wake up in the morning

its in the back of my mind

get ready and go

its in the backof my mind

make it through class, laugh and play

it doesnt go away

its in the back of my mind

time to work, yet it stays

its in the back of my mind

sit back on the bed

confront this ghost of my mind

"your not leaveing are you? a reminder of whats been done?"

it lays next to me, holds me close

as i drift off to sleep the bed holds just me

its in the back of my mind.

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posted on 06/28/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;07:06&nbs-07:00;pm

whats ur sign...i'm libra :)


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