So, basically, my sugar mama has left school and the area. She had some problems and could no longer buy me dinner and get me drunk. Any beautiful females interested in the position let me know. There are just a few requirements, so answer this questionnaire if you're interested:
1. Are you single?
2. Where do you live?
3. Are you attractive?
4. If you answered yes to #3, What are your measurements?
5. What is your favorite alcohol?
6. What alcohol do you drink most often?
7. Tell me what an evening out with you would be like. (e.g. Where would we go? What would you feed me? What would you give me to get me drunk?, etc.)