About me .... hmmm ... wow I'm going to sum all I am into a few short paragraphs? I will probably miss a few things but I will try.

I hate spaghetti.

I like adventure, and no I don't mean midnight sale stalking on black friday. I mean I like doing something different, don't have much limit as to what. I could be just as happy as backpacking across the state or bicycle riding to Hell (Michigan of course), or driving cross country just to see what there is to see, but don't expect me to behave, and DO NOT expect me to keep my clothes on. it's probably not going to happen.

If you're grading my spelling and punctuation, fUk Oph#, & GrRoh upp.,!*

I like to shut the electronic doors off at various stores and watch people walk smack into the doors ... it sounds mean, it's REALLY FUNNY, you should try it. (most of the time the power switches to the doors are right above the door except at walmart ... they changed that a few years ago ... and that was probably my fault)

My all time favorite hobby is being an asshole in public. Not as in being mean to people, More like offending the prudish and making the sane people piss themselves laughing.

I was an insurance agent, then I was laid off, now I'm writing music and currently working on the release of my third single.

I like most music from Jazz & Blues to Rock & Metal to Punk.

Yes, I have a mohawk.

It's summer time, I'm probably riding a mountain bike somewhere, if you want to go bike riding with me, look for the guy with purple mohawk on the lake shore bike trails lol.

I am Divorced, HAPPILY. What that means is I was once married. in 2008 I ceased to be married. I am very happy about that. My ex and I have no communication, no children together, we live in different states and so there's NO DRAMA. I have no intention of getting married again. And I have to insist on keeping the Drama level to NONE.

I am a musician.

I have 3 Tattoos (that number will change).

I have 1 Piercing - Left Eyebrow (that will probably change too)

I Smoke Pot, Not all the time, Not every day, But I do. I smoke pot. accept it. I'm not changing because you have some stupid idea that Pot is bad. I smoke cigarettes pot and drink booze ... the only thing of those that I do every day is smoke cigarettes. at least I'm honest about it.

No I'm not a criminal, haven't been in any legal trouble since I was a minor. and all that was just teenage bullshit. if you want to discuss it. fine, I'll share the story. otherwise ... I just don't feel like typing that much right now ... I'm gonna go smoke a bowl ... I'll finish the rest this shit when I get back.

If religion is an important thing to you, I'm the wrong person to spend time with. It's not that I have no knowledge of the subject, actually, I've studied theology quite in depth. I am an Athiest, I was once Agnostic, but now I'm sure. I'm an Athiest. and if the terms confused you. then just know, I am more likely to sprout wings and fly and become the Norse god Loki, then I am to bow to any god. I do not believe in deities, however, I have been known to proclaim that I AM a Deity. I also believe that christians still secretly sacrifice people, and just don't tell anyone about it. I'm watching those churches ... I know there's knights templar hiding somewhere in them, and when I find them ... I'll probably kick their asses and take their tunics and pee on them. just saying ... I'm not gonna let you guys start another crusade.

I've met the type of person who wants to "fix" me several times. Guess what? I'm not broken. So, if you've come to think that you can "fix" or "improve" me, Pine rest said I was fine when they let me go(jk ... maybe). So, go away, I'll count myself as having benefited from not getting to know you, as such said improvement.

I absolutely NEVER drink and drive. No I did not get a DUI in the past which changed my life. I just don't do it as a rule. If you care to meet for drinks that's fine. I'm on the west side of muskegon and would be most likely to have a drink there. I'll probably be on foot cause it's summer and I like to walk(Yes, I do have a running car [1984 Cadi Eldorado Gas hog, true, but I love classic cars], but really I like to walk). If you choose to drink and drive, it's your choice. It should also be stated, I'm not a mean drunk, when I do drink, I'm usually very happy and horny... but, I'm usually Happy and horny most of the time even when I'm sober.

I like to sleep naked.

There are incriminating pictures of me being F%&$ed up all over the internet from various times in my life so if you're wanting to hold political office you should probably click off of my profile and clear your browsers cache.

I fear nothing, and no one.

my favorite quote from any movie, "Yo Baby, you ever have your azzhole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!" - Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

Most importantly, I am The Emperor of Mars (This title was gained AFTER my divorce was final so again NO DRAMA). The Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies Provided by the United Nations, Forbids any country to have control over the jurisdiction of such planets and therefore leaves it open for individual claim. I claim Mars (and I did it first). Therefore, Mars is mine. For more information on that subject see emperorofmars.com