For all of us who are already seniors, for those of you who know seniors, and for all of you who one day will be seniors.....it pays to be able to laugh about it...especially when you become one!
Speaking of senior moments; "WHERE IS MY SUNDAY PAPER?" the irate customer calling the newspaper's circulation office loudly demanded wanting to know where was her Sunday edition.
"Madam", said the newspaper polite employee, "Today is Saturday! The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow.......SUNDAY!"
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter
"Well, shit... no wonder no one was at church today!"
