DivaVicious's blog: "The Chronicals of Totally Wasted"

Here's a conversation I had with a complete stranger that IM'd my friend MISSY from an AOL St. Louis Chat... The conversation reads as follows: Sharksandwich123 [2:07 A.M.]: hi, do u want to have sex with me? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:07 A.M.]: why not... i love having sex with random strangers... lmao Sharksandwich123 [2:08 A.M.]: me too...lol Sharksandwich123 [2:08 A.M.]: where are u? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:08 A.M.]: im at home where are u? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:08 A.M.]: were in mexico city mexico Sharksandwich123 [2:08 A.M.]: home Sharksandwich123 [2:08 A.M.]: mexico? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:08 A.M.]: ya mexico Sharksandwich123 [2:09 A.M.]: if u were in st. louis, we'd be good OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:09 A.M.]: send a pic and maybe ill come up Sharksandwich123 [2:09 A.M.]: i dont have any sorry Sharksandwich123 [2:10 A.M.]: i do have a 9 inch long cock though OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:10 A.M.]: riiiiiiiiiiiiight... everyone has pics- shit even my nana has pics lol Sharksandwich123 [2:10 A.M.]: lol OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:10 A.M.]: so do i Sharksandwich123 [2:10 A.M.]: i will not dissappoint, i swear OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:11 A.M.]: i wouldnt either... u like it up the butt? Sharksandwich123 [2:11 A.M.]: i really do have a large cock OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:11 A.M.]: so do i Sharksandwich123 [2:11 A.M.]: do u? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:11 A.M.]: if we can take turns then maybe but i do u first Sharksandwich123 [2:12 A.M.]: do u wanna fuck tonight or what? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:12 A.M.]: u comin to mexico and do i get to stick it in ur butt? Sharksandwich123 [2:12 A.M.]: id really like to ram u in the pussy OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:13 A.M.]: well, i said i have to do u first or no deal OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:13 A.M.]: so whatevs Sharksandwich123 [2:13 A.M.]: y do u wanna do me in the butt? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:14 A.M.]: i told u that i have to have my fun too or thers no deal OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:14 A.M.]: so do we have a deal or do i have to stick a bowling pin up there too? Sharksandwich123 [2:14 A.M.]: can i call u? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:14 A.M.]: hell no OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:15 A.M.]: i am in mexico- if u want to pay like $2 a minute OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:15 A.M.]: i will have to make up a number real quick Sharksandwich123 [2:15 A.M.]: lol OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:15 A.M.]: donde esta ist el bano? OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:15 A.M.]: una mas tequila porfavor aqui OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:16 A.M.]: feliz navidad OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:16 A.M.]: see- im a f uckin mexican Sharksandwich123 [2:16 A.M.]: merry christmas muthre f--er OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:16 A.M.]: now if ur not going to let me do u up the butt then we have nothing more to say to eachother OoO LuvNLust oOo [2:17 A.M.]: buenos noches mother fucker

SO... I WAS PROMISED THIS PROMOTION ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO WHEN A CERTAIN OFFICE POSITION OPENED UP. I WAS, UNFORTUNATELY, PASSED UP FOR THIS POSITION WHEN IT WAS FILLED JUST A MONTH AGO. MY BOSS' BOSS PULLED HER WEIGHT AROUND (AND BELIEVE ME, SHE'S GOT A LOT TO PULL!) AND BROUGHT IN SOMEONE WHO'D BE HER BITCH. SO, JUST TODAY I WAS OFFERED ANOTHER TYPE OF PROMOTION. IT'S NOT THE OFFICE JOB I WANTED, BUT IT IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. I AM GOING TO BE CARRYING OUR COMPANY PAGER TWICE A MONTH, EVERY OTHER WEEK. I WILL BE ON CALL 24/7- WHICH TO MY COMPANY IS ONLY WORTH $100 A WEEK ON TOP OF OUR NORMAL PAY. GEE... IF THAT'S ALL MY FREE TIME IS WORTH, NO WONDER I CAN'T AFFORD ANYONE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE! I AM CELEBRATING NOW THOUGH... HERE GOES 1/2 A BOTTLE OF SOME NICE WHITE ZIN...LOL TONIGHT, I AM STAYING THE NIGHT AT MY SISTER'S HOUSE AND KITTY SITTING HER 5 WEEK OLD KITTEN. THIS THING HAS A FUCKIN SET OF LUNGS! I DON'T REMEMBER MY KITTIES BEING THIS LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS. OH WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW SHE'S RELATED TO ME! WELL, WISH ME LUCK- HOPEFULLY ILL PASS OUT SOON AND WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS CAT MUCH LONGER!

You know what sucks? Well... the Cardinals are right now, for one. But what REALLY sucks is how people in St. Louis drive. NOBODY'S cars came equipped with blinkers. They are an optional feature in the St. Louis area. I have also found that we have 5 million people in the metro area- and not one single person, besides myself, knows that unless you're passing- you shouldn't be riding in the left lane. I HATE ST. LOUIS DRIVERS! God bless xanax... without it, there would be a lot more road rage!