10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits
are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way to big.
4. I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
