1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.)
2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it.
3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on.
4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you.
5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked.
6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to you. Mostly you win. Sometimes not.
7)When I'm falling in love with you, I completely lose my appetite.
8) I only appear to have it all together. My true organization (or lack thereof) is revealed in my closet, my makeup bag, my desk files.
9)You've made me cry more times than you'll ever know.
10)I obsess about when you're going to call me again. The period of time between our first date and your "Thanks for a great night; when can I see you again?" always seems stretched into slow motion. So don't worry about looking too eager. Call. Even if you only wait until noon the day after, it will feel like a lifetime to me. And don't send me an e-mail unless you want me to put you in the figurative trash can along with your message.
11)I expect you to call - even if it is just to say I wanted to hear your voice but I have to get back to work.
12)I want you to talk a little dirty.
13)At the beginning of our relationship, I save all of your voice mails and listen to them (and make my friends listen, too), repeatedly
14)I might wear granny underwear and purposely not shave my legs because I like you. As crazy as it sounds, the more I like you, the less likely I am to sleep with you on an early date, because I don't want to sabotage having a "proper" relationship with you. So I just might purposely hunt out the ugliest underwear in my drawer and not shave my legs -- all to prevent myself from getting naked with you too soon. Sometimes I might get a little tipsy or carried away, and this plan will backfire.
15)I'm constantly testing you. I observe, analyze, and judge every action, word, gesture, e-mail, and facial expression. When I ask you where this is going.. I want to hear you say, you want me, you need me, you never want to let me go.
16)Women tend to say what they want to hear..
I love you! , I want to be with you, I want to keep you, I need you.
17) Sometimes we want to be argued with.. sometimes we don't want to really leave we just want you to say you want us to stay.
18)I check out your butt every time you leave the room.
19)I need constant indications that you want me around. That's why it's better, for example, to say, "I want you to come away with me for the weekend. Could you come with me?" than to ask, "What are you up to this weekend?"
20) I love it when you get a little jealous. So if you ever see me flirting in front of you with the waiter, the bus driver, or another guy at a party, know I'm actually flirting with you -- through him.
21)Even though I may complain that I don't see you enough (or that you work too hard), I find nothing sexier than watching you put on a suit in the morning and rush off to work
22)I start fights with you because I'm feeling ignored. I'm trying to force emotion out of you. Don't retreat into your cave; just give me what I want: some attention. And never tell me to "calm down," unless you want to guarantee that I absolutely won't.
23)Even if I insist on paying or splitting the bill on our first date, I'll think you're cheap if you let me.
24) I may find your best friend repulsive, but I've fantasized about sleeping with him. Not because I want him, but because I want a piece of a guy who is so close to you.
25)I want you to take control in bed. Yes, I have a successful career, I'm financially independent, I live on my own, and I don't need a man to make me happy (in theory). I still want you to pick me up, carry me to the bedroom, and take without asking
