Okay.
Stick with me, this gets good.
So I've been a part of this thing, for a bit less than a month, thereabouts. I got on here, at the behest of a few friends of mine (most likely for points) but eh, I thought what the hell, I'd give it a look through.
I like it. Don't get me wrong. But as soon as my picture gets uploaded..? Ah, -that- is when the 'fun' starts.
In case, you have perused through my page, you see that I've stated, that I am snarky. A neat word, in and of itself, and it says -SO- much about me, as a whole.
For those of you, who are not all that familiar, with English (as in England!) turns of phrase, slang and all that rot, I will give you Wiktionary's loverly definition.
SNARKY - Adjective - Positive: snarky - Comparative: snarkier - Superlative: snarkiest
1. (slang) irritable or short-tempered; irascible; sarcastic
Oh yeah. If anyone who understands sarcasm, it's been dripping with every breath I breathe since I've come to this place.
Why?
Oh, let me tell you. And with how I go..? Give me a minute. I'll get to the topic, soon enough. I am, after all, ranting ya know? :D
First off. I'm overweight. Obese. Fat. Whatever term you want to stick to it, (Though let's not be vulgar, boys n girls. I'm fat, and -human- so lets keep the name calling, or comparison's to other marine life, or creatures of large size, in the schoolyard hrmm? We're all adults here. Lets act like it.)
*gasp* Holy sh*t! I admitted I'm fat! Well duh. I look in the mirror people. Unless I was blind (and w/ these glasses, I'm pretty close) I wouldn't miss it. Then again, even if I -WAS- blind, I don't think all this extra 'me' could be overlooked.
HOWEVER..!!! That, isn't technically the point of this rant. It is, however an -aspect- of it. I've not had people going around rating me at 1 on a consistent basis (I've had my share, that doesn't bother me.)
Oh no. My rant, this time around.. is bout people msg'ing me out of the blue, (Who have never looked at my page, I might add, just my pic) and ask me the most INANE questions.
Do I want to 'cyber chat'. Or go directly to webcam to do naughty things to ourselves while they watch. Or the worst one yet, want to know if I'll see their naughty bits.
Good god no, keep the thing in your pants! And for Gaea's sake ..Announcing your size ..isn't impressive. That's called an ego, and neither they, nor one's arrogance (falsely claimed as confidence) is considered sexy.
Okay. NOW we are on to the main part of my rant. *cheers from the peanut gallery* ...I know how to make peanut brittle ya know.
*crickets chirp*
Much better. So! Exactly -when- did overweight people, become desperate?
For sex, attention, whatever. Honestly. I'm 35 years old. I am not a wet behind the ears teenager that hasn't seen the world (so to speak) so I -know- there are men out there that like overweight women. Of flat out, just don't give a sh*t. They are -not- a dying breed.
But oh, I so love the ones that think, because I'm overweight, that I'm desperate for attention from any man (or anyone for that matter!)
Let's nip this in the bud.
No. I don't want to see some strangers naughty bits. Why in the world would I? If I wanted that, I'd watch a porno. Cause honestly. Unless its being used on me? Its all for laughs.
Although...
It makes me wonder, seriously on the sanity of people who roam the net. The moment they turn on their computers, they shut their brains and their common sense off. If you can't or won't do it in public with total strangers? Don't do it here.
Not to say, that those who are close, can't do it. Hey, if everyone wants it? More power to ya. But otherwise, leave people well enough alone. Tis the weirdo's who ask me the stupidest things, that make me start looking for the chlorine and other chemicals, because the gene pool needs cleaning out, bigtime!
Anyway, I suppose I should end this rant, before someone starts thinking I'm just being a b*tch.
..But then again ..when is being a b*tch, a bad thing? :D
- Meaner
