3 men died and went to heaven. At the Gate St. Peter stopped them and told them
they each needed to answer a question so he could decide what type of
transportation they each would get in Heaven. The first guy steps up and St. Peter
asks him if he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, the man says that he has cheated
on her 3 times. St. Peter considers this and hands him the keys to a little econemy car.
The next man approaches and St. Peter asks him the same question. The man says he
has cheated on his wife twice, St. Peter hand him the keys to a mid- size sedan.
When the third man gets there St. Peter asks him the same question, The man looks
him right in the eye and tells St. Peter that after 25 years of marrige he has never
once cheated on his wife. St. Peter hands him over the Keys to a classic sports car.
A few weeks later the three meet up again. The third guy is really upset.
The first two look at him in disbelife and ask him what's wrong, he has this great
looking car that flys like the wind.
The third man turns to the first two and says "I just saw my wife".
The first two look at each other confused and say so what.
The third man shakes his head and starts to cry,
then he says, "well, she was riding a skate board!"
