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created on 10/12/2018 | http://fubar.com/liz-vicious-fyi-anouncments/b371004

posted on 10/12/2018&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;06:10&nbs-07:00;pm

To All Spelling Nazis
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To All Spelling Nazis

WOW thank you for coming along. If it hadn’t been for your observation that the word “satin” was supposed to be “Satan” something that may have had no effect whatsoever on our lives. But you, ah, you have found meaning.

This is the Internet, after all, and someone needs to police it. You, sir or madam, are a hero for your willingness to sacrifice valuable hours of your day and devote them to something nobody else cares about just so that we know you can spell better than The rest of us.

You spend countless hours combing posts and responses to posts just so you can point out when the rest of us make mistakes, Clearly this is because of course you never do. You don’t have anything more important to do with your life because this is the most important thing in the world. In fact, if someone makes a spelling error online, it’s a far more important representation of them than their ability to perform their duties as a human being than anything they actually say.
The only logical conclusion to make. is God forbid we silly people don’t proofread our 18th post today on an internet about witch actress has the best rack, then clearly we probably don’t proofread our resumes either.

So I give you a standing ovation yes you ,Guy Who Points Out Typos, for making sure we all know you found our mistake. You’re right, it IS unprofessional to make spelling errors on an online forum about homosexual monkey sex photos.
Your life is truly validated each time you point that out to the rest of us. Stand tall even though the others fail to appreciate your solid work ethic, know that I see your heroic efforts and I am eternally grateful that you made sure I know I accidentally left the “u” out of “restaurant” in my post about where to eat fried “tranchulas” in Los Angeles. Had you not pointed that out, nobody would have cared. But now we all know that you do.

Sincerely go fuck yourselves,
~Liz Vicious~