emotionalbypass's blog: "To My Dear Wife"

I am so proud of my son Dakota he was presented 3 Rewards today at school. He got the Principal's Honor Roll Award for Having All A's , He got a Citizenship Award for showing good Citizenship in the school. And he Also got the Top Flight Eagle Award for working so hard and keeping his grades up. What Parent wouldn't be happy. However the school year is coming to an end and they are telling him that no matter if he passes the CRCT Test (Which is a test to show how much a student has learned and what they still need to work on) He is going to Fail and be held back in the 1st Grade Again. Last year he was held back because He was struggling in Reading and they had thought that if they put him in the second grade this year that he would have Struggled. But now he has done a complete turn around and has all A's they want to hold him back again. There reason is Because he has missed 18 Days of school which I had sent a note with him For each day he missed and told them why he was absent. And each time asked them to send the work that he had missed in class home with him. However each note I wrote to the school about his absences came back Home with my son with the teacher's signature on it. And they are saying unless there is a document for each absence that he was absent is documented in his file they have no choice to hold him back. WTF When Dakota came home today I saw all his Awards and told him what a good job he had done and that I was so proud of him. His Reply was "Thanks mom, But I am upset, My work does not matter to the schools." I asked him why he says that and that is when he told me that his teacher told him that it does not matter if he passes or not he still will not be seeing the second grade next year. As a Parent this just makes my heart sink and I am so upset and don't understand. Maybe it is just me that it don't make sense to.

TO MY DEAR WIFE: >> >> During the past year I have tried to make love to you >>365 times. >> >> >> I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once >>every ten days. >> >> The following is a list of why I did not succeed more >>often: >> >> 54 times the sheets were clean >> 17 times it was too late >> 49 times you were too tired >> 20 times it was too hot >> 15 times you pretended to be asleep >> 22 times you had a headache >> 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby >> 16 times you said you were too sore >> 12 times it was the wrong time of the month >> 19 times you had to get up early >> 9 times you said weren't in the mood >> 7 times you were sunburned >> 6 times you were watching the late show >> 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo >> 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us >> 9 times you said your mother would hear us >> >> Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not >>satisfactory because: >> >> 6 times you just laid there >> 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling >> 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with >> 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished >> 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you >>move >> >> KEEP READING....... >> >> >> TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: >> >> I think you have things a little confused. Here are >>the reasons you didn't get more than you did: >> >> 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat >> 36 times you did not come home at all >> 21 times you didn't cum >> 33 times you came too soon >> 19 times you went soft before you got in >> 38 times you worked too late >> 10 times you got cramps in your toes >> 29 times you had to get up early to play golf >> 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in >>the balls >> 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper >> 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running >> 2 times you had a splinter in your finger >> 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it >>all day >> 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty >>book >> 98 times you were too busy watching TV >> >> Of the times we did get together: >> >> The reason I laid still was because you missed and >>were screwing the sheets. >> I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what >>I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" >> The time you felt me move was because you farted and I >>was trying to breathe. >> >> Once you read this letter you have to keep it going. >> This game has been played since 1996. >> You must send this letter to 7 people. >> On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say "I love >>you." >> >> This is not a joke. >> It has worked for many years. >> If you break the chain, >> you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever. >> This is just for future readers. >> This began in 1996, not much of a past, but it works. >> >> So here are the rules: >> >> If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week >> If you read this on a Monday, wish for money >> If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love >> If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success >> If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you >>want >> If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot >>date >> If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important >>phone call >> >> Send this to seven people (after you make a wish). >> >> Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your >>wish won't come true. >>