Do you need some advice on passing UA's?
Listen up: Alot of people I know have been asking for advice on how to pass there UA's, so I'm going to give you people out there some free legal advice.
1. Abstain-Which means don't do any drugs period!, but no one wants to incorporate that option
2.Wizenator- Go to your local head shop, or order it from High Times
It's a fake male genitilia that will piss 2 clean UA's for you, but it comes at a price
3. Detoxifiers- You can purchase pre-cleanse pills that will begin the cleansing process,(cost is roughly 3.00), then purchase the MEGA clean Detoxifier beverage, which can run from 40.00- to-60.00) depending on your cleansing needs, and your body weight. Dont drink it 2 weeks before a scheduled UA, You drink it 2 hours prior to when you want to be cleansed, during that 2 hour time frame you want to urinate 2-3 times, then after that 2 hour window is over , you will be cleansed for 5-6 hours. (these products can be purchased at your local headshop)$ also take B-Vitamins to darken your urine, so that way you can prevent a dilute
4. For a cheaper alternative: Purchase SURE-JELL at your local grocery store, sure -jell is like jello, but it is used to make jams and jellies, contains the key ingredient found in the Mega-clean detoxifier drink...Fruit Pectin, this ingredient is what coats your stomach and stops the toxins from coming out of your piss. Just mix it with your favorite drink, consume it on the day you want to be cleansed. This product costs roughly 2.00-3.00 dollars.
**Remember, avoid all toxins when you want to be cleansed, that means avoid nicotine products because they greatly reduce your chances of being cleansed**
I also reccomend exercising, and if your metabolism is slow, then your in a bad boat to be in, take diet pills that speed your metabolism.
This information is for you to take at yor own risk, if you know of anything that will help your fellow peers beat the MAN then let'em know!
Peace, Hang Loose, Be safe, use a condom
J.
