Underwear Dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
Would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
Comment go un-rewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
Appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the
Bathroom, 'why did you put talcu m p owder in my underwear?'
She replied ...'It's not talcu m p owder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.