would someone jump my friend OZZY HE NEEDS LAID BAD !!.....LMAO

ozzy !!!..just think...no more high speed crashes.....cause you will only have 1 horse power buggy....lmao

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Alladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 g

Teacher asked John to give her a 4 syllable word "Ma ster ba tion"said John."Wow that's 's a mouthful"said his teacher. "No that's a blowjob your thinking of"

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' > Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

Whats on my mind ??....ya don't want too know !!!!

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN !! OTHERS JUST LEARN THE HARD WAY !!!

kicking back and drinking an ice cold bush!!!!!.....awwwwww...

IN ORDER TO STATE FACTS YOU HAVE TO HAVE FACTS TO STATE!!!

PLZ...ADD ME TO YOUR MOB....TY

thanks for the drinks!!!!