WORDS OF A VERY 'WISE' MAN
Current mood: crazy
Category: Romance and Relationships
I HAD TO RECOPY THIS BLOG.....JAMIE...YOU ROCK! THIS SHIT IS TRUE!! MWAHHHH!
Today's blog will be about something that is near and dear to my crotch....I-I-I-I-I mean my heart. BBW's or Big Beautiful Women. I think my love of this type of woman stems from my mother, who herself was a big beautiful woman(And in my opinion will always be the most beautiful because its from her I get my own beautiful looks! HA! I'm so convinced LOL) Being 4'11 and about 300-400 pounds when she was younger made for a very hard existence. Thanks to my father and older brother it made it more bearable. Ever heard of love at first sight? My mother and father had that, believe it or not. My dad seen her at the top of the stairs one day and fell in love with her at that moment. Romantic as hell, ain't it? From this I have stemmed my renewed love of these women. BBW Advantage #1 BIG FRIGGIN' BOOBS! Heheheheh I'm a boob man can you tell? BBW Advantage #2 If they're country girls, that Honkeytonk Badonkadonk or just the Urban Badonkadonk. which is pretty much more cushion for the pushin'! BBW Advantage #3 These women know how to cook! If you're a guy who can't cook, these women will teach you how and feed ya well man! BBW Advantage #4 I haven't met a big woman that the oral sex HASN'T been mind-boggling! (One skinny one has blown my mind though ) BBW Advantage #5 These women do care what they look like but most that I've run into don't fish for compliments and most are low maintenace AND they appreciate what you do for them. BBW Advantage #6 If yer a skinny guy, the warmth they put out under the sheets(especially if they sleep in the nude!) and not during sex either. Just being there and if it's the dead of winter mmmmmmm toasty warm! I only know this cuz I'm a big guy and exude ALOT of heat myself under the covers! LOL BBW Advantage #7(This is MY observation only I may be wrong about this) They make more receptive submissives than smaller women, and there's more to tie up for a session of Nawa Shibari(Look it up, it's actually very cool) BBW Advantage #8 Some have their own opinions, some go with what their man tells them.(I prefer someone who has their own mind and not TOO submissive or co-dependent) BBW Advantage #9 They can get the same exact clothing as skinny women although I have seen A LOT of clothing that looks a million times better than smaller women! BBW Advantage #10 They can hold their own in a fight. Skinny women might be all wiry and everything but when a big woman has a hold of a handful of hair and punching with the other, WOOOO! In the words and voice of Joey Styles: CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! Now the only DISADVADVANTGE I see is the fact if you're a big guy (like myself) the only position you can do is them top and that sucks! Vaginal can be done but anal....meeeeeh little awkward gotta be turned around for it, reverse cowgirl style YEE HAW!!(Yes I know I'm insane.) Although the sex is earth shaking(SHUT UP! It was a bad choice of words but I like it and it's true!) It needs a little variety if one is to impregnate their signifigant other. So in closing, even if I do end up getting the surgery I want and NEED to get (gastro-intestinal by pass or stomach stapling) I will WANT a BBW by my side. Besides why would someone want to gnaw on some bones, when they have a perfectly good thick ass juicy steak in front of them? Kind of makesyou think about it huh?
