FORBIDDEN's blog: "WHAT IM THINKIN"

"what are we going to do for FOOD??!!"-Tiffany "there are little ones coming"-anna, "i dont care, they have their whole lives ahead of them"-me "You watch the truck, I'll watch the bum!" -miff & piff "what would u do for a klondike bar?"-jen "ur mom..."-me "give me more father"-tiffany "its gonna be a pretty nice little saturday...we're gonna go to home depot! then bed bath and beyond...i dont know, i dont kno if we'll have enough time"-will ferrell, Old School "FLANDE!!!"-ass and i "the snoz berries taste like snoz berries"-super troopers "mmm spagetti...oooo a snickers....MARSHMELLOWS"-tiff and i "sexy five, high time!!"-jac jac and i "we found a newt in the lake, it was so cool"-me "there was a newton in the lake?"-anne "this banana bread is sooo good"-me "yummy yummy fruit loaf"-matty "id nail it...id nail it hard..."-stacie "is there a pink duck around?" -kaleen "it's ok. we're ok. we're in the light. and we have a male... caucasian..." -me "she's a polar bear!...WILLINGLY!" -jacjac "u make me hot" - jacjac to me "u make jacjac" -me(laughing) "EVERYBODY MAKE JACJAC TONIGHT!" - me "sometimes i wish i was a bug..." -me "Im getting really concerned...ur dropping sig figs like MAD" -Withrow, my old chem teacher "i miss my dog"- me "i want a dog" -kaleen "i have gum" -jacjac "its good for ur gums" -jacjac "has it been fifteen minutes yet?" -kaleen "thats what she said" -me "its ok. hes not off his cracker" -psych prof. "ur gonna get an A" -jen to me "UR gonna get an A" -me to jen "your mom got an A in bed last night" -me "i propose that we...uh..." -me "i think about u sometimes" "thats inappropriate" -kaleen "the only reason im awake right now is because im upright" -sarah "i want blimpeys...i was dreaming about it" -brandie "i would be a scared" - tessa "the library is closed. goodnight" -automated library response "i dont know if i have a whoa on me" -jacjac "i feel like...i feel like wanting to wave at those people" -tessa "COMMIT!!!" -tessa "ur eggs when ur drunk. im pancakes." -ashley "i want...a food" -me "i dont have any boobs" -tiff "touch meghan's" -towel "i'll order a side of pickle" -jen "my friends call me dorey" -jen "i can see why..." -me "o thats why..." -jen "i have energy. i just want to...bounce" -jacjac "do u want in?" -jacjac "do u have a pen? im going to write a personal check"-piff "what are u eating?"- nan "top ramon"- towel "bread?"- nan "top ramon"- towel "pepperoni?"-nan "top ramon"-towel "have u been saying that the whole time?"-nan "hmmm theres a moving truck broken down...i think they're struggling"-me "they are probably hispanic"- squishy "im getting a hamster"- me "a hamster?"- sean "you should say its a sexual term"-towel "im getting a raging hamster..."-towel "my hamster is really acting up"- me "dam thats good shit"-me and towel

written by my friend brenna as this is happening(she is basically narrating the evening): so im sitting at my friends house with a group of us, tiffany is very drunk. its the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. i have congradulated her on making me laugh so hard i peed myself. some of her words; what are those things with sticks that are sticks with pine needles on them... "a porcupine", heres a bobby pin oh bandaids! he looks like mr. mcgoo, pooning, spilling her sock, trying to dry it off by walking because it creates friction. and being taller and having smaller feet doesnt factfatically make sense. oh shit she found the piano. they have mexicans i wonder if they are out there protesting? i wanna change my pants cuz you havepants that are loose fitting and then you have sweats. you know? did you see them they were surrounding the house. when i think about surrounding i think they are like all around the house. i feel like im the only one standing up and i feel like everyone is looking at me and i feel that if you just take a shot with me then everyone wont be looking at me and we can go back to our lives. thats what ive always wanted for people to stand up for me when im gonna go drink. how do i know i cant trust it if it were in the bottle. i want to be completely honest with you when i look at you. this is what i see. this isnt tv this is old people making out on a hospital bed. i dont like it when you laugh at me i feel condescending and my ankle hurts and nobody takes me seriously. im having one of those moments where heres my body and heres my mental frame and they are loking at eachother i feel like a rubber band. if i could float it would be like on a magic carpet. stop it im a person. im right here. how did it know that it was your puzzle? lets sword fight. heres yours. VICTORY! shes like a drunken mushroom. mushrooms dont talk meggie! how come you have an upstaris you dont even live in it. shit theres no light.(cackles from the bathroom) ow! the paper wont stay on the roll! (closet door opens, tiffany enters and closes the door)tiff? PEEK A BOO! you should put that box on your head, i wouldnt know what to do with it when it got there. ow. everything isnt moving for a few minutes. stop drop and roll. stop drop and rollll. these shoes look like computer controllers. like left click right click. the arrow man directing my ways. strike! oh. gosh. its so awful right now. i feel like you need to stop moving your in the car and were playing that game chinese musical chairs. you need to stay in your spots for a few minutes so i can keep track of orderness. (dont call your boyfriend drunk. he will always know and you cant hide it)will you call me in the morning time zone? dont pusher me. my foot goes off to my left. thi is way too small to see a tv screen on i dont know what you guys are thinking. bye baby this is the last time ill see you behind skin. i wont see you before the pregnancy so have a fun life i mean have a fun pregnancy i mean have a fun delivery. and scene.

so im sitting at my friends house with a group of us, tiffany is very drunk. its the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. i have congradulated her on making me laugh so hard i peed myself. some of her words; what are those things with sticks that are sticks with pine needles on them a porcupine, heres a bobby pin oh bandaids! he looks like mr. mcgoo, pooning, spilling her sock, trying to dry it off by walking because it creates friction. and being taller and having smaller feet doesnt factfatically make sense. oh shit she found the piano. they have mexicans i wonder if they are out there protesting? i wanna change my pants cuz you havepants that are loose fitting and then you have sweats. you know? did you see them they were surrounding the house. when i think about surrounding i think they are like all around the house. i feel like im the only one standing up and i feel like everyone is looking at me and i feel that if you just take a shot with me then everyone wont be looking at me and we can go back to our lives. thats what ive always wanted for people to stand up for me when im gonna go drink. how do i know i cant trust it if it were in the bottle. i want to be completely honest with you when i look at you. this is what i see. this isnt tv this is old people making out on a hospital bed. i dont like it when you laugh at me i feel condescending and my ankle hurts and nobody takes me seriously. im having one of those moments where heres my body and heres my mental frame and they are loking at eachother i feel like a rubber band. if i could float it would be like on a magic carpet. stop it im a person. im right here. how did it know that it was your puzzle? lets sword fight. heres yours. VICTORY! shes like a drunken mushroom. mushrooms dont talk meggie! how come you have an upstaris you dont even live in it. shit theres no light.(cackles from the bathroom) ow! the paper wont stay on the roll! (closet door opens, tiffany enters and closes the door)tiff? PEEK A BOO! you should put that box on your head, i wouldnt know what to do with it when it got there. ow. everything isnt moving for a few minutes. stop drop and roll. stop drop and rollll. these shoes look like computer controllers. like left click right click. the arrow man directing my ways. strike! oh. gosh. its so awful right now. i feel like you need to stop moving your in the car and were playing that game chinese musical chairs. you need to stay in your spots for a few minutes so i can keep track of orderness. (dont call your boyfriend drunk. he will always know and you cant hide it)will you call me in the morning time zone? dont pusher me. my foot goes off to my left. thi is way too small to see a tv screen on i dont know what you guys are thinking. bye baby this is the last time ill see you behind skin. i wont see you before the pregnancy so have a fun life i mean have a fun pregnancy i mean have a fun delivery. and scene.

love... its a catch 22 everything is amazing when ur in love. u feel like u could do anything. even the world around u looks different. but then that person ur in love with, the one who has ur heart, has the power to hurt you. and if they decide to do that...then everything becomes backwards, and ur world is full of pain...trust me, ive been in love...i kno. then u find that new person, and it happens all over again...DAM THE VISCOUS(hmmm that word doesnt look right...fuck it) CYCLE! but im a hopeless romantic...and always have my eye out for that one guy...the one who will stay with me, and let me make his dreams and wildest fantasies come true, and who will fulfill the needs and wants of my heart...im always hopeful and opptimistic...ive had tastes of love, and i want as much as i can get...nothing feels better than to love someone and have them love you back i just want to find someone who can love me as i love them...passionately...no holding back...giving everything they have its the only way to love <3 and guess what? i think i found you...

im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frustrated/annoyed with my life right now!!! i just dont kno what to do!!! i think things will be better if i sleep and after finals are over, and well i guess i just expect more out of ppl then what i actually get and because of this i get disappointed and frustrated and sad and its hard for me because i have high standards and everything, and if ppl say mean or rude things to me then i will tell them about it or just not talk to them as much, i dont have time or the extra energy to deal with ppl who are going to insult me...i just dont. so if u want to talk to me and have a good convo with me DONT INSULT ME!!! its a good idea...it really is, and it would make my life so much easier!