Old man was walking down the hallway of an old folks home and came to this woman and immediately said "i bet you can't tell how old i am" the old lady replied "i bet i can.... Drop your pants". So the old man thus dropped his pants and stood buck naked in front of her and she said quickly "your 96". The old man, shocked, said "how did you know that, your amazing!" She said "it was easy, you told me at breakfast this morning"