For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
>Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
>little sausage.
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>Men are like....
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>1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
>2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
>3. Men are like .......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>head right for your hips.
>6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
>7. Men are like Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
>mature.
>9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>emotion.
>10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little
>while.
>11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how
>many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
>bright.
>13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
>handicapped.
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Guys this is just for a LAUGH! So don't take me serious! LOL
>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
>understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
>know !!!!!!!!!!
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