Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy
had
to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb
that
she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12
year
old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However,
Herb
felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that the had
a
deformity too. Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said 'I too have a
problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you could
deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant
size
winky.'
' Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the
honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching
and
teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran
out
of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long!'
