DynamicDisturbance's blog: "Workin like a Canadian!"

Well... After a long absence I am back! Hit me up and let me know what you all want!

Greetings All, As time has passed and I have become more and more situated with Fubar and its inner goings and outer doings (hehe), It truly is amazing to see how self centered people are on here... I know I am not the only one but being a male it puts me at a disadvantage since 98.9% of the other gender on here or on the internet really only think of men online in one of two ways... Sexual predators who only have a one track mind in which all they want to do is see nude photos talk dirty or just act like a retard that most of guys are... Or... women are simply on here to get attention that they either crave or cannot get in real life... Which is simply sad.. If you really look at it.. It really is a sad thing to see for either male or female.. Myself? I am here because I love meeting new people and conversations that have no bearing on what your tits ass or any other part of your body looks like.. Dont belive me? Talk to me and find out lol.. Another thing that really pisses me off is people expect you to rate and friend them... Fuck that, Fuck you, Fuck off, Suck a big fat donkey dick ball hairs and all for all I care... I simply refuse to rate and friend or whatever to you unless you actually take the time and effort to say your welcome for doing the same to me.. Im not a bot nor am I automated service to give you what you want when you want it.. nuh uh not in your luckiest day.. As previously stated I am here to MEET and TALK to new people and if I choose and decide to rate and friend or fan you its for a reason not for some stupid rating bullshit. If ya dont like it then you can kiss my pie hole and not talk or bother me ever again kk pumpkins? :) On to a different point of view on the whole thing, I really am a great guy to just shoot the shit the shit with.. I have no motivation to talk to you anyone in any kind of sexual manner on the internet just dosnt do anything for me, and plus I much rather prefer the real thing then the fake crap.. Which I am more then capable of getting on my own without the use of a computer :) So please, take what I said in consideration before you start to ask me retarded crap when you havnt even made the effort to get to know me :) And now my rant of the day is done! Hoooray!

So... Imagine... one fine morning you find yourself awake and feeling happy and slightly chipper that you are alive to see and be apart another day.... You then sit up in said bed and as per every morning twist slightly so you pop your lower back to work out the kinks from sleeping... Only to hear to your utter horror your back make noises it shouldnt be making as it pops.... At first nothing feels wrong or in pain.. then as you get to the edge of your bed you try to stand only to scream in pain and flop on your bed like a sad little fishy fish that has been left out of the water... Now enters... The 4 days of Pain... Standing...? lol that was equivalent to feeling like some stuck a knife in your back and left it there... Bending left, right or up and down... That would be the equivalent to someone stabbing you with a ice pick in your back as hard and as fast as they could.... Waking up and trying to sit up and stand? Someone taking a fucking sledge hammer to your whole spinal column... This is what happens boys and girls when you pop your back to much and hurt some of the muscles in your lower back and slip a disc... Lesson Learned, Never ever freakin again! Thank god though for Vicoden... lots and lots of it does wonders :) On a side note... I cant stop thinking about all the dead end jobs that I have had that really lead me nowhere and how I have come to hate and despise living check to check... One idea in my noggin is to join the oh so wonderfull world of truck driving, which in fact does pay rather well but means I will never see home and I might have 1 day off a week if I am lucky.... I just dont know.. Something needs to happen or I feel that Im going to go bonkers and line up 50 bunnies and excute them medieval style.

Well.... Thanksgiving is once again come an gone for yet another year. Through all the stress, drama, joy, tears, cooking, food, shopping, annoyances, and so many other emotions tied in with holidays... In the end it really means nothing because people have to hang onto holidays so that they can get by with only seeing family members at that point in time because in this day and age we live in now, people are more concerned with only themselves instead of the ties that bind our hearts.... Family... Its a sad thing to see but it really was inevitable due to the nature and the time that we live in. For now everyone is taking a collective breath, the calm before the storm has only begun, the biggest holiday is only 32 days away and everyone will scurry around spending insane amounts of money on presents that people really do not need because a majority of people have truly forgotten what the spirit of christmas is and instead try to buy there childrens, spouses, family members, friends, and loved ones hearts with material objects instead of knowing that the only thing that matters is showing that you really and honestly care about them and are willing to lend them your company for the duration of said holiday... A sad thing indeed that people have forgotten the most basic reason why the holidays were made in the first place. Perhaps I really understand this then most because of the life I had growing up or all I have gone through, but its still a hard thing to see be so fake and so caught up in what they think they should do instead of doing what really matters. In closing... I wish you all the best of luck and I do apologize from the bottom of my heart to the people who will break your heart, or will use you for the holidays and only put up with you because they must not because they want too.... Always remember that the only thing that matters in this world and life is what you think of yourself at the end of the day and if you can still smile in the mirror at the joy and love you hold for yourself :)

Greetings and Salutations All :), As this is my first offical blogging on said fubar site, I have to say that I am rather excited about this site and how much better it seems then Myspace or the ever old school Xanga lol. It seems proper that I would find something to yet again catch my interest on the World Wide Sinkhole. Now as to the subject of my blog.. I am guessing you are curious about the title and why I would say something so silly! Myself and mah friend came up with the saying for no apparent reason other then to give us something else to say and to have a sense of humour about it... Today was officaly work like a canadian day.. We had the complete enjoyment of spending about 10 hours of putting crap into a huge dumpster because... We are cleaning out our new house! And the dirty monkeys that the previous tenets were... They left the whole entire place trashed thrashed and destroyed to the best of their ability... So we gutted the house out, threw every last bit of furniture, trash, object that wasnt nailed down to the fucking floor last week infront of the garage.... It was about 10 feet high and 20 yard across... I shit you not.. But anyway, we got all that shit moved into the dumpster scrubbed out the house, tapped off allot of stuff so that we can start painting some time this week and got the garage completly cleaned out of the nasty icky poo trash that was in there too... All in all it was a good day but a tiring one. But the house is coming along very very nice and we shall have it in tip top pimpish shape in no time at all! For now that is all I have the energy to write.. But I hope you check back on a regular basis because the fun has not even started as yet... and the storys will be sure to please the curious eye! Jax.