The more observant of you will notice that I don't use this much anymore. It's shit, basically, and that's why. I have missed quite a few of you, though, and have reconnected with a few folks on the facebooks. If you're interested in reconnecting with me on the facebooks, please let me know!
Paul aka Rev.
Last year, the organisers of The Bruce Festival (an event celebrating King Robert the Bruce), took some pics, telling me that they'd be used to promote this year's festival. Little did I know that my pic would be used in the website's banner! I bet I'm the fattest model you know of...
A certain Fubarian, a self-appointed guardian of the Fu-nation, regularly posts blogs berating other members of the site who don't fit into his view of what a good member is. The first time he came to my attention was when someone linked me to a blog of his about mummers. In this blog, he referred to everyone in the mumms as being pieces of shit who existed only to piss on other people's mumms. It's my guess that his 'coke or pepsi' mumm posting friends whined to him about having their piece of shit mumms being pissed on. Anyway, that's ancient fu-history now.
Now to the present - I was linked to one of his latest blogs (you can actually see it listed on the recently posted blogs list), and read it while laughing my arse off. Now... in essence, the blog is another Fu-Public Warning Broadcast about some dude who 'played' a bunch of women for real money and places to crash. The blog lists all kinds of screen-shot evidence to back up the claims he makes about this person. The piece de resistance of our Capped Crusader's blog, is a couple of videos with some woman bitching and complaining about how she got 'played' by this dude. Or - in other words - how fucking gullible the dumb cunt was to be taken in in the first fuckin place.
Which brings me to the point of this inane ramble:
If the same thing has happened to you (been conned into giving some RANDOM STRANGER money or a place to crash, etc), here's a little fact for you - you are NOT a victim. Seriously, you're not - you are a fucking idiot, that's what you are. Were you born a fucking idiot or did the pics of 6 packs and big tits, backed up with words on a screen mysteriously turn you into a fucking idiot?
People who 'prey' on other people, such as the guy mentioned in our Capped Crusader's blog, are fucking scum - no doubt about it, but this particular type of scum feeds on the gullible and the fucking idiots who dwell on sites such as fubar. Don't act like some victim about it. Don't pretend that your vindictive personal attacks on the person who 'played' you are done in the interests of others - those 'others' - they're just as fuckin stupid as you. They won't learn their lesson until it happens to them personally - that's what happens with fuckin idiots.
Got conned? Got played? It's your own fucking fault for being a fucking idiot. Here endeth today's lesson. You're welcome.
I just realised what Robert some of you guys are referring to in your status, and what happened. I didn't really know Robert all that well, but what I did know of him he seemed like a cool guy. I know that some of you on my list were close to him, so I'd just like to say that I'm sorry you guys lost a friend and my thoughts are with you.
So, On Saturday, I'll be activating the God Mode bling thing that the GREATEST TITS IN THE UNIVERSE bought me. Since I like to spread the love, if you'd like me to bomb any of your albums, let me know in this blog's comments. Linking directly to the album in question will increase your chances of being bombed, what with me being a fat lazy bastard and all. Also - if you know any cool people who hardly ever get points, let me know about them in the comments too.
You're welcome. ;)
Thanks to everyone who bombed me, rated me, pimped me, put me in their status, etc, during my Happy Hoar. I tried to bomb everyone - especially those who bomb me regularly, but if I missed you out it's not personal. It's more to do with the fact that an hour isn't a long time when you're out your tree on pain killers and cannabis.
Thanks again - you guys are fuckin cool :D
So... I got a bomb thing with the Happy Hour that the idiot... I mean nice person bought me. Help this lazy fat bastard out - if you want bombed, leave me a comment in this blog. I'll generally only be bombing people I know, but if you know of someone who you think should be bombed (someone who needs points but isn't all that good at whoring, for example) link me to them here and I'll try to get round to doing it. I don't know when I'll run the bomb, it will either be tomorrow night (uk time) or during my Happy Hoar at 2pm Fu-time on Sunday.
Post boobs (unless your name is Sparkly)
JUST BRINGING ATTENTION TO THIS AGAIN IN CASE ANYONE WANTS ME TO BOMB THEM. :D
My Happy Hoar will be running on Sunday at 2pm Fu-time (10pm UK time)
You're welcome. ;)