I was looking for a swan but I found a duck. I really didn't want the duck, I felt sorry for the duck and thought that I could make this duck into a swan. But a duck is a duck!
I worked very hard trying to make my duck look like a swan. I dressed my duck up, gave him money and I tought him some swan manners but a duck is a duck!
I thought I was ready to introduce my duck as a swan to my friends, but they told me this is not the swan that you were looking for, it's a duck and a duck is a duck.
I took my duck/swan blew off my friends because I knew my duck was a swan atleast by now I had convinced myself that my duck was a swan. As the days past on I knew that my so called swan was really a duck. A duck is a duck, nothing else.
I decided that I'd loose my duck, so I ran away from my duck! My duck got mad! But I knew a duck is a duck is a duck, and all this damn duck had ever done is lie to me because he told me he could be a swan, but he's a duck! And a duck is a duck!
My mad duck found a trashy duck and they seemed to fit. And I found several swans and I knew that my friends were right. A duck is not a swan, a duck is a duck. My duck's trashy duck went and found a goose egg and tried to pass it off as a duck egg. But a duck is a duck and a goose is a goose. It seems that my duck is going to be happy with trashy duck because he thought he could be a swan so we know that he'll never realize its a goose egg and not a duck egg. Not only did I find a duck, I found a dumb duck who was a dumb fuck. So dumb duck and trashy duck will now live happily ever after with a goose not a duck.
Sorry dumb duck, you stupid fuck!
