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September 21, 2007 The FDA has been looking for.... In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of, government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage , suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one !. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ..... "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink" !. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO !. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research !. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with, Perky Boobs and Huge Erections ,,,,, and absolutely no recollection of what, To do with them !!. If you don't send this to five OLD friends, Right away.......... There will be five FEWER people, Laughing in the World.

I'm right here always here for you I long for you day dream about you fantasize about you I can feel your hands on me as if you were here next to me Remembering when we met A time I can never forget The drive I had before me Couldn't wait for our first date All the heated conversations we had The desire to be with you To kiss you hold you,run my tongue up and down your incredible body pull you in and feel you thrust hard against my body Couldn't drive fast enough wishing I had taken a flight All the anticipation it all paid off Our eyes met Not wanting to wait hurrying through our dinner date The pleasure you gave me The love you made to me The sensations I felt You took me to a place I have never been A place of desire and passion full of sweat dripping from our bodies We couldn't get enough of each other trying so desperately to please one another my body aching to feel as one together There was so much passion between us So much lust So much want Such a need to feel your body against mine Taking our time Looking into your eyes seeing the fire burning behind those starry eyes reading your mind knowing what you were thinking and wanting knowing you were mine If only it was til the end of time I still can feel your warm breath breathing heavy as you entered deep within me calling out my name the shock I felt shoot through my body as you made passionate love to me Ooh how I remember how I wanted you so badly never wanting the sun to rise Time was going by so quickly Loved waking up next to you feeling your nice strong arms wrapped tightly around me Kissing your sweet lips once again so full of passion Looking into your eyes seeing the man that took me to another place Smiling ~then driving away..Hours down the road thoughts of you and I raced through my mind One thought sad though Where did the time go Sitting right here, Right now Oh how I wish I could be with you once again

Hope everyone is having a great holiday weekend! Work hard , Get hard , find something hard, then play hard! Looking for the hard ones today!