you know your from Clovis NM if......
-You know where NorVaJac Studios is.
-You remember when Leanne Rhymes was in town.
-The fair is the most exciting thing to happen in your life.
-You know that Marshall Junior High used to be the highschool.
-You've heard that Marshall used to be a prison.
-You know that Gattis is for gangsters and Yucca is for preps.
-You know the location of all eight hundred elementary schools in town.
-Most of your highschool buddies went to college at ENMU, UNM, NMSU, or Texas Tech.
-Clovis Community College, halfway to your future.
-You went to Blackwater Draw in fifth grade, but still don't know anything about the Clovis Man.
-When someone talks about going to 'the lake', you know which one they're talking about.
-You can make it to Lubbock or Amarillo in under an hour.
-You take the back way to Albuquerque because there are no cops that way.
-You go to Sonic to order an Orgasm.
-You've spent at least one year of your life on Main Street.
-You know the first and last names of at least eighty percent of your graduating class.
-You have stories about half of them.
-Twentyfive percent of your elementary teachers have plead guilty to criminal sexual contact of minors.
-You know about the scandal at Marshall concerning two teachers.
-You know of someone who had sex in the locker room.
-Dave's is the only place to get food when you're drunk.
-You and Margaret are on a first name basis.
-You remember when there was nothing past Llano Estacado.
-You can properly pronounce Llano Estacado.
-The roundabout is probably the most fun ever.
-You remember when the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders came out for the Super WalMart grand opening.
-You remember when Hobby Lobby and Hastings was KMart.
-You remember when there was an icecream place in town.
-You refer to the mall as 'the hall'.
-You remember when WalMart was in the mall.
-You're still waiting for that huge movie theatre with stadium seating to move in.
-Most of your elementary school friends were military brats.
-You or one of your girlfriends used to hang out in the dorms on base.
-You are sick of 'Operation Keep Cannon'.
-You know who the 'Shifty Fifty' are.
-It was a big deal when Red Lobster moved in, because they could serve alcohol.
-You remember when there was nothing in the mall lawn.
-Shogun is for special occassions, and you have to dress up.
-You've been a part of more than one church's clergy.
-You went to OneEighty every Wednesday in junior high.
-The haunted house at the Potter's House scared the shit out of you.
-You started hanging out with your highschool teachers after graduation.
-Colonial Park is where the rich people live.
-The only reason you go over the overpass is to get to Portales.
-Portales has way better parties.
-You know about 'the Hole'.
-You know where the Hole is.
-You know where the Hole used to be.
-You know where the Hole started.
-You drive drunk more than you drive sober.
-You drank in class in highschool.
-You or someone you are close to is or has been on meth.
-Highschool football ruled your life every autumn.
-You went to the last Clovis NM versus Clovis CA bonfire.
-Fuhzou is way better than China Star.
-You ate McDonalds for lunch everday in highschool.
-You know all about Taco Box breakfast burritos.
-All of your friends who moved away moved back within three years
Go Clovis!