Hello.
Yes, you. You,
looking at this screen for hours
on end, online.
You, bleary eyed. You, an addict.
Have you looked in the mirror
lately?
Been outside? Know what day of
the week it is?
Your name was given to us by a spouse
or family member who is
concerned about your Fubar addiction.
At Internetaholics
Anonymous, we can help.
We`re a non-profit society of recovering
Cherry Tap addicts like yourself
that provides support and counseling
through weekly meetings
designed to help you cope with
your problem.
We feature a twelve step recovery
program and in extreme cases,
interventions. Although it is our
firm belief that you are never
"cured," you most certainly can recover.
We have designed a brief checklist to
determine if you are an
addict.
1) Have twitches of the hand when
you walk by your terminal?
2) Check e-mail more than five times a day?
3) Spend more time chatting on Cherry
Tap than eating or sleeping?
4) Surf aimlessly with no direction,
if only to be on Cherry Tap?
5) Leave your name and information
on countless friends profiles in only
to hope you`ll receive a reply one
day from them.
6) Log on before important personal
habits, such as meal preparation,
hygiene or bodily functions?
7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang
halfway out of your head?
8) Spend hours online on a holiday
from work, where you`d usually be
griping about your carpal tunnel
syndrome?
9) See smoke arising from your computer
or WebTV box?
If you answered yes to four or more
questions (or chose #9), you
have a problem.
Please call us at Internetaholics Anonymous
at: 1-800-LOGOFFCTNOWFORPETE`SSAKE.
Were here, were free, and were confidential.
The first step to recovering from Fubar is admission that you have a problem.
Call us today.
If you can power off to free up your
phone line, that is.
looool, Have a great day my Friends :)
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