Everything I need to know, I learned from Due South
1. A man with no future will always turn left.
2. A true friend will mortgage his house to post your bail.
3. All suspects are guilty of something.
4. Always say "Thank You Kindly."
5. Be a poet on the inside.
6. Ten minutes, then burn the tam-o-shanter.
7. Don't judge. That leather-clad deviant could be an attorney.
8. Everyone has a line they won't cross over no matter what the consequences.
9. It's easier to believe you're in love than to accept that you're alone.
10. Life is not a Frank Capra movie.
11. Listen as the wind blows from across the great divide.
12. Listen, really listen, to those who love you.
13. Make the puffin face.
14. Never hit a kid because it doesn't teach him anything except when to duck.
15. One day you will be clean-shaven again.
16. Puberty changes people.
17. Show your teeth.
18. Sometimes all we need is that second chance, and that's the one thing we're never going to get.
19. There's nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf.
20. There's red ships and green ships but no ships like partnership.
21. Try to make it fly.
22. What you think is the only thing that matters.